Taiyaar ho jao ek aise kahaani ke liye jo dil ko dhadkaye, hansi chhudaye, aur thodi si masaledaar shaitani jagaye! Zindagi Khel Mein le aaya hai Shivam Sharma, ek aam sa desi ladka jo apne PG ke kamre se seedha ek shaktiyon bhari duniya mein ghoos jata hai. Apni nayi shakti Khel Zindagi ke saath, yeh banda na sirf apne Shaktimaan wale sapne poore karta hai, balki ek masaledaar Zindagi ka khel bhi shuru karta hain.
Yeh kahaani hai pyaar, masti, aur thodi si naughty mazaak ka perfect desi cocktail! Har adhyay mein Shivam ke funny comments, sensual vibes, aur desi swag ke saath ek naya twist! Padho, enjoy karo, aur apne vichar share karo—kya lagta hai, kya karega Shivam agle chapter mein?
Ab kuch key points dhyan me zaroor rakhiyega kahani ko padhne se pehle kyuki baad me comment section me apun ko koi bakchodi nahi chahiye.
1. Story ka prefix waise toh mein fantasy rakha hain par isme incest, adultery, erotica bhi hai kaafi jayada matra main.
2. Story 'harem' based hai. Mtlab Full ghapa-ghap.
3. Story based toh real world me hi hai par kuch logics apply nahi honge kyuki ye ek fantasy story hain and "system" par based hain, aur mere khyal se system se aap sabhi parichit hain nahi toh elvish bhai se puch lo.
4. Ye kahani kalpanik hai. Isme charchit sabhi paatra keval meri kalpanao ka hissa hai. Agar koi naam, vyavsaay, ya kuch aur asal zindagi me kisi se mel khaata hai toh ye keval ek sanyog hoga. Ise kisi galat nazariye sa na liye jaaye.
Bas inn 4 points ko dhyan me rakhiyega. Intro chhota sa hi dunga, mein chaahta hu readers khud hi kahani padh ke characters ke baare me jaane taaki aap paatro se aur acche se familiar ho sake. Isliye, zyada bada intro nahi dunga.
Main apne charpai pe leta tha, upar chhat ko ghoor raha tha, aur apna smartphone uthaya time check karne ke liye.
Subah ke 11 baj rahe the.
Jaise maine socha, main bahut late utha.
‘Aaj… Professor Patil ka lecture tha, na? Woh toh phir se mujhe taane marega.’
Bharat Vishwavidyalaya ka Shikari Vibhag.
Yahi woh university aur department hai jahan main padhta hoon. Naam thoda ajeeb hai, par yeh department kaafi popular hai.
Aaj ke zamane mein, shaktiyon wale shikari ko log hero ki tarah dekhte hain, aur ek shikari ki average kamai bade corporate wale babu ke barabar hoti hai. Agar tum mein talent ho, toh Bollywood star jaisa fame bhi mil sakta hai.
Toh, aam logon ke liye, Shikari Vibhag ek sapno ka jahan hai.
Lekin Shikari Vibhag mein koi bhi aise hi apply nahi kar sakta.
Do shartein hain.
Pehli, tum mein shakti honi chahiye. Is duniya mein, sirf wahi log shikari ban sakte hain jo shaktiyon ka istemal kar sakte hain. Shikari, doosre shabdon mein, jaadugaron ki tarah hote hain.
Dusri shart hai shakti jagrukta ka potential. Main usi category mein aata hoon. Main ek hone wala shikari hoon jo Shikari Vibhag mein padh raha hai.
‘Bhai, kab hoga mera jagrukta?’
Potential toh hai mere paas. Sarkari test ne certify kiya hai. Safety ke liye, main teen alag-alag hospital gaya tha check-up ke liye, aur sabka faisla ek hi tha.
Par ab, 21 saal ka hoon, aur department mein main akela hoon jiska jagrukta nahi hua.
Obviously, mujhe college jana pasand nahi tha. Seniors mujhe taras ke saath dekhte, classmates mujhe mazak udate, aur juniors mujhe ignore karte.
‘Jagruk ho! Jagruk ho! Jagruk ho!’
Main akela hi bed pe lot-pot ho raha tha.
Main itna desperately jagruk hona chahta tha. Doosre log kabhi na kabhi jagruk ho jate hain, par mujhe nahi pata mere liye woh ‘kabhi’ kab aayega.
‘Arghhh!’
Maine mann hi mann chilla diya.
Kyunki mujhe pata tha is chhote se PG ke room ka soundproofing bekaar hai. Har Shukravaar raat ko padosi ki girlfriend ke siskariyon se yeh confirm ho jata tha.
‘Main bhi jagruk hona chahta hoon! Main bhi kamyab hona chahta hoon! Club mein jana chahta hoon! Ek raat ka dhamaka chahta hoon!’
Shikari logon mein demand hai. Bas shikari hone se hi ladkiyan impress ho jati hain. Maine apne ek classmate ko dekha tha, jo sirf shikari hone ki wajah se ek ladki ko aasani se pata liya. Aur woh toh sirf F-rank ka shikari tha.
‘Kameena!’
Jitna sochta, utna gussa aata.
Main bed pe lot-pot kar raha tha, apne dil ka guzara nikal raha tha, tabhi yeh hua.
Mera pura badan safed roshni se chamak utha.
“Jagrukta!”
Main jhat se uth khada hua. Jagrukta ka pehla sanket. Yeh abhi mere badan mein prakat ho raha tha.
*Gulp.*
Mera sharir thodi der tak chamakta raha, phir roshni dheere-dheere gayab ho gayi.
Maine turant apni aankhein band ki.
Jagruk hone wale logon ko apni shakti ke baare mein mann mein hi pata chal jata hai jaise hi woh jagruk hote hain.
‘Meri shakti hai….’
Kuch mere dimaag mein ghusa. Yeh zabardasti daala gaya ehsaas acha toh nahi tha, par maine seh liya. Sehna padega.
‘Khel Zindagi! …Zindagi khelne aur maze karne ki shakti? Yeh kya hai!’
Shakti ke baare mein aur jaankari mere dimaag mein aati rahi.
‘Details ke liye, app check karo. …Kya? Yeh kya bakwas hai!’
Main dang reh gaya aur gaali de di, par jaldi se apna smartphone check kiya.
Ek naya app tha jo pehle nahi tha, jiska naam tha ‘Khel Zindagi.’ App ka icon ek laal dil tha. Maine socha yeh kya tamasha hai.
‘Yeh kya hai? Shakti aise jagruk hoti hai kya…? Nahin, bhai! Shakti toh aag ugalnewali honi chahiye! Ya phir taakat badhane wali! Ya X-ray vision! Zyadatar shaktiyon ka yahi scene hota hai! Mere saath hi aisa kyun?!’
Gussa toh aa raha tha, par haath apne aap chal pada.
Maine Khel Zindagi app pe tap kiya.
Sacchi baat, yeh meri shakti hai, par mujhe iske details nahi pata. ‘Details ke liye app check karo’ wala drama kya hai.
Screen pe ek character dikha jo bilkul mere jaisa tha.
3D character tha.
(Dekh lo kitna masum hun mein )
Thodi si muscular body aur ek aam sa chehra. Aur woh nanga tha. Meri dono tango ke beech ka hissa bhi bilkul mere asli wala tha.
Ek pal ke liye meri skin pe goosebumps aa gaye, par maine socha yeh meri shakti ka app hai, toh chhodo. Duniya mein bahut si cheezein samajh se bahar hoti hain.
“Buddhi 1? Arey, kameene! Thodi si kam ho sakti hai, par 1? 1?! Aur yeh purushatva kyun? Main toh average hoon… Oh, 2 matlab average. Theek hai.”
Maine khud ko tasalli di.
Asal mein, mujhe pata tha mera purushatva thoda bekaar hai. Pehle aisa nahi tha, par aajkal jab bhi main apna kaam karta hoon, toh poora maza nahi aata.
Maine screen pe apne character ke seene pe click kiya.
[Points laga kar tattoo ya shape badal sakte ho.]
Maine sar pe dabaya.
[Points laga kar tattoo ya shape badal sakte ho.]
Lagta hai points se plastic surgery bhi ho sakti hai.
Maine thodi si shaitani soch ke apne uss hisse pe touch kiya.
[Points laga kar tattoo ya shape badal sakte ho.]
Jab maine dobara uss hisse pe click kiya, toh woh zoom ho gaya. Agar yeh kisi aur ka hota, toh main gaali deta, par apna tha, toh pyara laga.
“Kya isse bada kar sakta hoon?”
Jab maine usse drag kiya, toh woh lamba ho gaya.
[Har point se 1cm bada ya chhota kar sakte ho.]
Sirf lambai nahi, motai bhi badha sakta tha.
Main soch mein pad gaya.
‘Sacchi bolun, mera thoda chhota hai. Bas thodi si average se kam. Bas thodi si.’
Is baar bhi reaction turant aaya. Jis jagah pe pehle koi josh nahi tha, wahan taakat aa gayi. Thoda sa chhua, aur woh shandaar tarike se khada ho gaya. Dekhte hi dekhte lagbhag 16cm ka ho gaya.
Ek haath se pakadne ke liye bada. Bharat ke average se kahi zyada.
‘Aise dekh raha hoon, toh motai mein bhi thodi aur investment karni chahiye… par yeh baad mein bhi ho sakta hai.’
Maine apna haath hata liya. Abhi mujhe khud ke saath khelne se zyada apni shakti ko samajhna tha.
Maine screen ke neeche menu dabaya.
[Pas Mein Rakhi Visheshtaayein]
[Pas Mein Rakhe Kaushal]
[Pas Mein Rakhi Vastu]
[Random Draw]
[Character Ko Bulana]
[Khel Shuru]
[Khel Prabandhan]
Total 7 menu windows the. Main sabko ek-ek kar ke dabane wala tha.
Visheshtaayein aur kaushal khali the. Lagta hai koi basic visheshta ya kaushal nahi hai.
Vastu list mein total 3 slots the, par woh bhi khali the. Maine slots ko dekha aur sar khujaya. Kuch ajeeb sa ehsaas ho raha tha.
‘…Yeh sach mein vishwas nahi hota, par.’
Shakk ke saath, maine bed ke paas rakhi paani ki bottle uthayi. Aur ummeed bhare dil se usse screen ke samne rakha.
Tabhi, paani ki bottle screen ke andar kheench gayi. Ek khali slot mein paani ki bottle ka chitra ban gaya.
“Wah… Meri shakti toh Shaktimaan se bhi tez hai!”
Nikalna bhi aasan tha. Jab maine screen pe paani ki bottle pe do baar click kiya, toh woh aaram se bahar aa gayi.
Maine muskura ke paani ki bottle, lohe ki talwar, aur workout ke kapde andar daal diye.
Shikari Vibhag mein aksar practical training hoti hai. Hum chhote level ke rakshas, jaise bhoot-pret, se ladte hain.
Ek shakti-heen insaan ke liye, yeh sab cheezein university le jana mushkil tha. Par lohe ki talwar ko university mein chhod nahi sakta tha. Iski keemat 7 lakh rupaye se zyada thi, aur koi chura sakta tha.
“Ab main college halke-phulke ja sakta hoon.”
[Random Draw]
Ek question mark wala box dikha.
Ek point se ek baar draw kar sakte the.
[Pehli Baar Ke Liye Muft 3 Draws!]
“Arey, shukriya bhai!”
Maine bina soche draw shuru kar diya.
Main rukne wala banda nahi hoon. Aisa kuch dikhta hai, toh seedha jaata hoon.
Screen pe box hila aur chamka. Kuch gol cheez bahar aayi.
[Bulane Ki Goli.
Sabhi stats ko 1 se badhata hai.]
“Kya yeh achhi cheez hai? Mujhe nahi pata kya-kya nikalta hai, toh kaise pata achha hai ya bura.”
Maine screen pe click kiya.
[Vastu list puri hai. Apne aap prakat ho raha hai.]
Ek gol goli mere smartphone se bahar aayi. Maine usse uthaya aur dekha. Yeh bilkul kaali goli thi, jaise khargosh ki potti.
“Hmm. Kha hi leta hoon. Meri shakti ka hai, akhir.”
Maine seedhe muh mein daal diya. Bulane ki goli meri jeebh pe lagte hi pighal gayi.
Mera sharir jhoom utha. Badan ekdum taaza laga, aur energy bhar gayi. Jab maine apne stats check kiye, toh sab 1 se badh gaye the.
Main pakka keh sakta hoon. Yeh toh bilkul bekaar nikla.
Maine prakat hua kalaai guard dekha aur deewar pe phenk diya.
“Bulane ki goli achhi thi! Please, kuch usi jaisa nikle!”
Maine aakhri draw shuru kiya.
[Kaushal prapt hua, Poora Swasthya!]
[Poora Swasthya Level 1
Poori tarah se swasth karta hai. Sabhi bimariyaan theek hoti hain, aur ghaav bhar jate hain.
Cooldown: 24 ghante]
Meri aankhein badi ho gayi. Kaushal ka istemal mere dimaag mein ghus gaya.
Thodi der sochne ke baad, maine apna experimental andaaz dikhaya.
Istemal karna aasan tha. Bas sochna tha ki kaushal use karna hai.
“Poora Swasthya!”
Maine apne sharir ko dekha. Koi game jaisa chamkila effect nahi tha. Par sharir mein badlav aaya.
“Mere sharir ke saare daag gayab ho gaye….”
Meri nabhi ke upar wala chhota jala hua nishaan. Mere paaon pe machhar ke kaatne ka daag. Chehre pe ke daag-dhabbe. Sab gayab.
“Aur meri twacha bhi behtar ho gayi. Oh, kya yeh status ailments theek karne ka matlab hai?”
Maine andaaza lagaya ki mere andar ke ang bhi theek ho gaye honge. Pehle check-up mein kaha gaya tha ki mera jigar thoda kharab hai, shayad woh bhi theek ho gaya.
Shayad isiliye mera chehra thoda aur handsome lag raha tha. Pehle toh bas aam sa tha, par ab thoda Shah Rukh Khan wala vibe aa raha tha.
“Zabardast. Yeh toh swasthya shakti hai! Shikariyon mein sabse kimti swasthya shakti…! Main bhi ek nawab…”
Maine apna muh band kar liya.
Poora Swasthya shakti sirf mujhpe kaam karti thi. Aur yeh har 24 ghante mein ek baar hi use ho sakti thi. Isse toh shikari ke liye bahut kamzor shakti thi.
Maine nirasha mein lambi saans li aur agle menu pe gaya.
[Character Ko Bulana]
Koi character nahi tha jise bulaya ja sake. Maine bas skip kar diya.
[Khel Shuru]
[Abhi aap ek khel shuru kar sakte ho.]
[Har 20 level pe khel ki sankhya badhti hai.]
[Aap chuni hui rachna ke jahan mein ja sakte ho.]
[Aapke level ke hisaab se rachna chun sakti hai.]
[Chunne Yogya Rachnaayein]
-Baadal Aur Baarish Se Bachav (Upanyas)
-1999 Ka Ek Din (Natak)
-Main Dekh Nahi Sakta (Upanyas)
-Wahan Ek Shaitan Tha (Film)
-Super Purushatva Birju Aur Bablu (Upanyas)
-Safed Rani (Pari Katha)
-DV-420 (Masaledaar Video)
-Bachav Shunya (Manga)
-Masaledaar Aurat 5 (Film)
-Maine Tujhe Dekha (Natak)
-Ladkiyon Ke School Ki Bhoot Katha (Film)
-Khushi Khushi Episode 3 (Animation)
-Nakaam Bijli (Upanyas)
-Jammand Ka Rajya (Film)
…….
Dusro rachnayein thi.
Par meri nazar ek hi rachna pe thami.
Yeh woh video thi jo maine ek hafte pehle dekhi thi. Jab maine dekha tha, toh dil pe chot lagi thi.
“…Yeh, yeh toh.”
Mujhe thodi si samajh aa gayi thi meri shakti kya hai. Par pakka nahi tha. Mujhe ek prayog karna tha pakka karne ke liye.
Aur yahan ek perfect prayog tha.
Maine DV-420 dabaya.
[DV-420 chuna gaya.]
[Avatar ban raha hai.]
[Khel Shuru.]
Mera smartphone ek chamkeeli roshni chhodne laga, aur mujhe laga mera dimaag smartphone ke andar kheench raha hai.
•••
Mere samne ek do-manjila safed deewaron wala ghar tha.
Main ek streetlight ke peeche khada tha, ghar ko aankhein phaad ke dekhta hua. Phir main kaanp utha. Mujhe achhe se pata tha yeh ghar kya hai.
DV-420 ek masaledaar video hai.
Bade logon ka video.
Seedhe shabdon mein, yeh ek Desi adult film hai.
Main abhi ek adult film ke andar hoon. Mere samne yeh ghar iska saboot hai.
DV-420 ka title hai ‘Ek Ajnabi Shadi-Shuda Aurat Ke Ghar Mein Ghoos Aaya!’ aur yeh ek actress, Radhika Rani, ka kaam hai.
‘Arre, thanda rakh, Shivam Sharma! Abhi yeh sachchai nahi man sakta!’
Maine gehri saans li. Warna mujhe laga mera dil dhadak-dhadak ke bahar nikal jayega.
Tabhi, ghar ka darwaza khula, aur ek aurat ek kachre ka bag leke bahar aayi.
‘Haye!’
Main shock ho gaya.
Ek shadi-shuda aurat tight jeans aur ek apron wali shirt mein bahar aayi.
Nokili naak aur laal hoth. Doodh jaisi safed twacha. Kale bhure baalon ka juda. Gol-mattol curves aur bharpoor seena.
Woh actress, jise maine sirf monitor pe dekha tha, ab mere samne thi.
‘Yeh… yeh toh sach mein Radhika Rani hai…!’
Maine idhar-udhar dekha. Socha shayad yeh koi film shooting ka set hai.
Tabhi, mujhe ek aadmi dikha, aur mera garam dimaag ekdum thanda ho gaya.
Ek buddha deewar ke peeche chhup ke uss shadi-shuda aurat ko jhaank raha tha.
‘Woh buddha jo aksar aisi videos mein dikhta hai!’
Maine daant pees liye.
Yeh plot.
Mujhe kaise nahi pata hoga.
‘Is video mein, yeh buddha ghar mein ghoos jata hai aur… Arre, kameena!’
Shadi-shuda aurat, jo kachra phenkne aayi thi, wapas ghar ke andar jane lagi.
Plot toh saaf tha. Woh darwaza lock nahi karegi, aur buddha ghar mein ghoos jayega.
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