Humor masti hui sasti

[Devileyes]

Achcha ye bata agar kauno bhutni tipe mahila kisi handsum aadmi ko vasikaran karna chahe to kya kare wo

Ajab sawal hai yaar tumhara bhi bhaiya ji khud sawal puchte ho or usi sawal mai uska uttar bhi dedete ho

 

[Devileyes]

Prem Pujari bhai ji aao milkar is devil ko koot dete hain dono

Kiyu tumhare pichwade se tatti nikal gyi kya mujhe kutne mai jo sexybaba ko yaad karne lage

 

[Devileyes]

Meko bhi nahi pata

Mere hisaab se ye banda jams bond ka bahot bada fan hoga

 

[Devileyes]

Chutiyapana hai ye vashikarn thread mai nikalta hu yaha se

Or jaate jaate ek baar phir khata hu ab tum rahul sir ise ignore kro yaa naa kro lekin apne bholuwa se haal chaal leliyo

 

[Scorpio 🦂]

Ab Buryaani ka bhuka kiya nhi karta

Biryani to biryani hai

 

[Prem Pujari]

Prem Pujari bhai ji aao milkar is devil ko koot dete hain dono

ahinsha ka path chod diya bhai
vaise karan to batao kutna kyu hai

 

[Rahul]

ahinsha ka path chod diya bhai
vaise karan to batao kutna kyu hai

Ye meko bahut pareshan karta hai bhai ishiliye BP high hui jata hai lekin dost hai ishiliye me kuch jada noi bolta hun

 

[Rahul]

Biryani to biryani hai

Are wo aise hi bolta hai

 

[Rahul]

Chutiyapana hai ye vashikarn thread mai nikalta hu yaha se

Or jaate jaate ek baar phir khata hu ab tum rahul sir ise ignore kro yaa naa kro lekin apne bholuwa se haal chaal leliyo

Chutiyapa tumre hote hue doob jao chullu bhar ma inna important point par dhyan na de rahe jabki adhi duniya vasikaran ko pagal hai

 

[Rahul]

Ajab sawal hai yaar tumhara bhi bhaiya ji khud sawal puchte ho or usi sawal mai uska uttar bhi dedete ho

Matlab aadmi ka to monthly pad hota noi na