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UPDATE- 284
Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.
Ab aage……
Maine uss kagaz ko palta kar dekha to usme piche taraf ek ghar ka sketch bana hua tha aur uske niche likha hua tha… ”Paanch Aaam Panch Chuchumukh-Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh.”
Raj (mann me)—madarchodd, ye chuchumukh chuchumukh phir se aa gaya..iski maa ko chodu, ye kya musibat hai..? ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupane ke liye itna bada taam jhaam….Sali wasiyat na ho huyi, gupt khazana ho gaya. ..pahle hi paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha, ab ye 9 sirdard paheli aur gale pad gayi, upar se ye sketch pata nahi kiske ghar ka hai…? Main to inn paheliyo me ulajh kar hi pagal ho jaunga…abhi ek kaam karta hu, gaon me ja kar kisi ki bur me lund pelta hu, paheli gayi apni maa chudane..
Chhamiya—kya likha hai isme…?
Raj (mood kharab)—teri maa ka bhosda likha hai..
Chhamiya—mujh anaath ko maa ki gaali kyo dete ho ... ?
Raj—kuch nahi, chal chhod..aur khana laga..nahi to phir ek baar aur apni ye gaand de de..
Chhamiya (ghabra kar)—nahi, nahi...main abhi khana lagati hu, tab tak aap taiyar ho jao..
Chhamiya vaha se apni gaand matkate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main apne room matlab ki kumkum ke room me aa kar taiyar hone laga...kapde to mere teeno hi jagah the (apna ghar, raghu ka ghar aur jyoti ka ghar)..ready hone ke baad main khana khane baith gaya...
Raj—tumne kha liya... ?
Chhamiya—pahle aap kha lo, phir dono mem sahab ko khilane ke baad main bhi kha lungi..
Raj—chal idhar aa mere paas..
Chhamiya—kyo, khana achcha nahi bana hai... ?
Raj (hath pakad)—pahle yaha baith to..chal muh khol..
Chhamiya—ye kya kar rahe ho raj…? Mem sahab ne dekh liya to meri chhutti ho jayegi..
Raj—teri mem sahab ki maa ka bhosda..chal muh khol jaldi se..
Chhamiya—main baad me kha lungi na..aap khao to pahle..
Raj—muh kholti hai ya nahi…?
Maine chhamiya ka hath pakad kar jabardasti apne paas bitha liya aur usko khana khilane laga...khana khate huye uski ankho me pani aa gaya jise dekh kar mujhe thoda hairani huyi.
Raj (hairan)—kya hua, tumhari ankho me aanshu... ? khane me mirchi jyada hai ya phir mere hath se khana achcha nahi laga…?
Chhamiya—nahi raj, aisi baat nahi hai..
Raj—to phir.. ?
Chhamiya (bheegi palke)—jab se hosh sambhala tab se pyar kya hota hai, kabhi jana hi nahi, anaath hu na...jab kisi aurat ko apne bachcho ko khana khilate aur admi ko unhe gond me utha kar ghumate dekhti to yahi sochti ki agar mere maa baap hote to mujhe bhi vo aise hi pyar karte lekin meri aisi kismat kaha thi...jawani ki dahleez par kadam rakhte hi har kisi ki ankho me sirf hawash hi dekhi hai..jise dekho vahi mujhe nochne ki koshish karta, aaj aapne apne hath se khilaya to pahli baar ehsaas hua ki pyar kya hota hai... ? bas isliye apni ankho ko bahne se sambhal nahi payi..
Chhamiya ki dard bhari baato ne mujhe bhi bhavuk kar diya..aaj maine pahli baar jana ki vo apne andar kitna dard samete huye hai..maine usko apne seene se laga liya, aisa karte hi uski sisakne ki raftar aur tez ho gayi.
Raj—aaj ke baad phir kabhi khud ko anaath mat kahna..samjhi..main hu na..anaath usko kahte hain jiska koi bhi na ho, mere hote huye tu anaath kabhi nahi ho sakti.
Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—mujh garib ko itna pyar mat do raj..warna main khud ko kabhi sambhal nahi paungi.
Raj—main koun hu phir tumhara... ? main bhi to tumhare sath vahi karta hu jo baki log karne ki koshish karte the.. tumhe nochta hu..
Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—aisa mat kaho raj...maine to apna sab kuch tumhe hi mana hai..tumse pahle jitne bhi log mile vo sab meri izzat lootne ki hi koshish karte rahte the lekin tum pahle admi the jisne meri izzat bachayi...mard bhale hi ek se jyada aurto se pyar kar lete hain lekin tum nahi jante raj, aurat jab ek baar kisi ko apne dil me basa leti hai to phir use apni akhiri saans tak nahi bhulti...vo har dukh jhel legi kintu apne jeevan me vo kisi dusre admi ko kabhi nahi aane deti. Aap mere sath jo bhi karte ho usme sirf pyar hota hai, hawash nahi..
Raj—agar mujhe jab tumne apna sab kuch maan liya hai to tum anaath kaise huyi... ? ab kabhi aisa mat kahna..tum mere hone wale bachche ki maa ho..
Maine use tab tak apne seene se lagaye rakha jab tak ki uska rona band nahi ho gaya...uske baad maine apne hotho me roti rakh kar use khilata, aisa karne se hum dono ke hoth ekdam jud jate to main unhe chum leta..issi tarah khane me karib ghanta bhar lag gaya..ab chhamiya ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi.
Chhamiya (kaan me)—aapko ek baar phir se meri leni thi na, ,,,le lo..jitna mann kare le lo apni chhamiya ki..
Raj—kya le lu... ?
Chhamiya (kaan me)—gaandddd..
Raj—ab bachcha hone ke baad..uuummmm…uske baad to main tumhe hamesha apne paas hi rakhunga, sone nahi dunga, aur hamesha nangi hi rakhunga, kapde pahanne ko taras jaogi..
Chhamiya—mujhe intazar rahega uss din ka..
Raj—achcha suno, uss kagaz ke baare me kisi ko bataya to nahi tha na tumne jo mujhe abhi diya tha…?
Chhamiya—govinda ko bataya tha lekin dikhaya nahi tha…
Raj—ab mat batana kisi ko..
Chhamiya—chahe jaan chali jaye lekin kisi ko nahi bataungi..tumhari kasam.
Raj—uuummmm
Kuch der chhamiya ko pyar karne ke baad main kumkum ke paas aa gaya jaha saas bahu dono araam kar rahi thi..maine unse doctor mona se milne jane ka kah kar ghar se nikal gaya apne gaon ki taraf...abhi main market se gujar hi raha tha ki meri nazar school se bahar nikalti huyi radha aur pinky par chali gayi to main unke samne le ja kar gadi ko rok diya.
Pahle to vah iss tarah apne paas kisi gadi ke rukne se darr gayi lekin jab radha ki nigah mujh par padi to vah jor se ‘bhaiyaaa’ chillate huye daud padi aur mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.
Radha (rote huye)—bhaiya, aap mujhe chhod kar kaha chale gaye the…? Aap ke jane ke baad main kitna royi, aap nahi jante bhaiya..
Raj (sir sahlate huye)—main aa gaya na gudiya..dekh aise rote nahi..tu to meri pyari si bahadur gudiya hai na…
Radha (rote huye)—aap nahi jante bhaiya ki aap ke jane ke baad mere sath kya hua….?
Raj—main sab janta hu meri gudiya..sab janta hu…
Radha (rote huye)—phir aap aaye kyo nahi itne din tak…? Aap bhi gayab ho gaye..sadhana bhabhi bhi gayab ho gayi aur bhaiya, sheetal didi ki tabiyat bahut kharab thi, unko khoon ki ulti bahut hoti hai bhaiya, sheetal didi apna ilaz karane ke bahane aapko dhoondne gayi to vo bhi na jane kaha gayab ho gayi…? Ghar me sab log bahut rote hain bhaiya..
Raj—chinta mat kar…ab main aa gaya hu..sab theek ho jayega meri bahan.. aao ab ghar chalte hain, aao pinky tum bhi baith jao..
Maine kisi tarah se radha ko shant karwa kar gadi me baithaya..vo agli seat par mere paas hi chipak kar baith gayi.. uska rona to band ho gaya tha lekin sisak ab bhi rahi thi..pinky ko bhi bithane ke baad main gadi start kar ke ghar chal diya.
Raj—ab kyo itne mote mote anshu baha rahi hai pagal, main aa to gaya hu na…?
Pinky—bhaiya, abhi vo choti bachchi hai..royegi nahi to kya karegi bechari..hihihihi….?
Radha (sisakte huye)—main tera muh tod ke rakh dungi..jo mujhe bachchi kaha to..main koi bachchi vachchi nahi hu samjhi..
Pinky—bachchi nahi to kya hai…? Iss tarah to chote bachche hi rote hain..mujhe dekh, main to nahi roti, kyon ki main badi ho gayi hu..hai na bhaiya…?
Radha (tunak kar)—main koi bachchi nahi hu..main bhi badi ho gayi hu, samajh gayi..
Pinky hath ko apne doodh par rakh kar radha ko ishara kar rahi thi, aur sath me usne apni shart ke upar ke teen button bhi khol diye the isse radha aur bhi uske upar chidh gayi aur vo apna sisakna bhul kar pinky ko gusse se dekhne lagi.
Radha (mann me)—kamini, mere bhaiya ko apne bade bade doodh dikha kar phansana chahti hai..pata nahi kis kis se dabwa dabwa kar chhinal ne apne itne bade doodh karwa li…? Bhaiya ko apne doodh dikhane ke liye aise mari ja rahi hai jaise ki mere paas doodh hi na ho..? kamini se chote hain mere doodh to kya hua…? Main bhaiya ko dekhne hi nahi dungi teri taraf..
Pinky (mushkurate huye)—tu kaha se badi ho gayi hai…? Tu to abhi choti gudiya hai..yakin nahi to bhaiya se hi puch le ..kyon bhaiya, aap hi hum dono ko dekh kar batao ki koun badi ho gayi hai…?
Radha (chidhte huye)—bhaiya tujhe kyo dekhenge…? Bhaiya, aap mujhe dekh kar batao ki main badi ho gayi hu na…?
Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, meri gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..
Radha (khush ho kar)—yahooo..! dekh liya tune, bhaiya ne bol diya na ki main badi ho gayi hu..
Pinky—vo to bhaiya ne tujhe khush karne ke liye aise hi bol diya hoga…bhaiya, aap ek baar meri taraf dekh kar phir batao ki koun jyada badi hai aur koun choti…?
Raj—theek hai..
Main pinky ki taraf dekhne ke liye jaise hi gardan piche ki vaise hi vaise hi jaldi se radha ne dono hatho se meri ankhe band kar di jisse ki main pinky ko na dekh saku..
Raj—arrey hath hata na gudiya..
Radha—bhaiya, uski taraf mat dekho..koi jarurat nahi hai uski taraf dekhne ki..
Pinky—tune sabit kar diya ki tu choti hai abhi..kyon ki tujhe darr tha ki bhaiya ko sachchayi pata chal jati isliye tu dekhne nahi de rahi..
Radha (gusse se)—haan nahi dekhne dena to meri marzi..mere bhaiya hain..samjhi..(dhire se)..kamini kahi ki, mere bhaiya ke piche hath dho kar padi hai...apne bhai ko ja ke dikha apne ye doodh, mere bhaiya ko mat dikha..
Radha ne pinky ki taraf dekhte huye behad gusse me kaha to bahut dhire se tha lekin vo mujhse chipki huyi thi to mujhe bhi kuch kuch sunayi de hi gaya..tab ja kar sara mamla to nahi phir bhi thoda bahut to samajh me aa hi gaya mere bhi.
Pinky—bhaiya, bas aap ek baar bhar mujhe dekh lo phir aapko khud hi pata chal jayega ki hum dono me badi kis ki hain mera matlab hai ki badi koun hai..
Radha (gusse se, badbadate huye mann me)—Sali kutiya, laaz sharam sab bech khayi hai..mere bhaiya se saaf saaf apne doodh dekhne ko bol rahi hai...mujhe bhaiya ko iss kalmuhi se door rakhna hoga..nahi to ye sahi me kahi mere bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha ke phansa na le... ?
Raj—achcha gudiya, maine scooty to kharidi thi na tere liye, phir tu scooty se school kyo nahi aati... ?
Radha (muh banate huye)—mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?
Tabhi radha ka phone bajne laga...usne dekha to chehre par thodi tension ki lakire ubhar aayi..use achanak aise tension me dekh main bhi chintit hone laga.
Raj—kis ka phone hai... ?
Radha—thakurain ji ka..
Raj (hairan)—thakurain ka.. !
Radha—haan bhaiya, vo thakurain ji khud daily mujhe school chhodne aati hain apni car se aur lene bhi vahi aati hain.. jab se mere sath vo ghatna huyi hai tab se..
Raj—tab to aaj vo tera school ke bahar intazar kar ke pareshan ho rahi hogi... ? ruk main phone kar ke bol deta hu..
Uske baad maine phone kar ke thakurain ko bataya ki radha mere sath hai..main aaya hu ye sun kar thakurain bahut khush huyi aur jaldi hi mujhse milne ghar aane ko kaha.
Raj—tension mat le main tumhe scooty sikha dunga..
Pinky—bhaiya mujhe bhi..
Raj—haan tumhe bhi sikha dunga..
Radha—isko sikhane ki koi jarurat nahi hai bhaiya..ye aapko ulta kuch ka kuch sikha padha degi..
Raj—aisa nahi bolte gudiya..vo tumhari sabse best saheli hai na.. ?
Radha (muh bichka kar)—aur sabse kamini bhi..
Aise hi baat karte karte hum gaon pahuch gaye..gadi se utarte huye maine pinky ki taraf ek nazar gaur se dekha to uski phooli huyi choochi aur ubhri huyi mast gaand dekh kar lund tantana gaya....ghar aate hi radha maare khushi ke jaldi se sabko mere aane ki suchna dene ke liye ghar ke bhitar bhag gayi aur pinky ko mujhse baat karne ka mouka mil gaya.
Pinky—bhaiya, mujhe bhi scooty sikhaoge na... ?
Raj (doodh ghurte huye)—haan, jarur sikhaunga...vaise tumhare aur radha ke beech kya unban hoti rahti hai... ?
Pinky—vo thodi pagal hai bhaiya..bahut bachpana hai usme..isliye usko chidhane me maza aata hai bas..aur kuch nahi hai.. (mann me)..lagta hai ki raj bhaiya mere doodh dekh rahe hain...kaash maine ek do button shirt ki aur khol di hoti to bhaiya ko mere poore doodh nange dikh jate aur shayad mera kaam aaj hi ban jata..
Raj—achcha pinky, tumne mujhe ek memory card diya tha na, kya tha usme... ?
Pinky (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..aapne dekha tha kya bhaiya…?
Raj—abhi nahi dekha, aaj dekhunga..vaise tha kya usme..?
Pinky (sir jhuka kar)—aap dekhoge to khud hi samajh jaoge bhaiya..
Raj—theek hai,
Pinky—bhaiya, aapka phone number kya hai…? Vo maine radha se kayi baar maanga tha lekin vo batati hi nahi..ek baar maine uske phone se chori se le bhi liya tha to usne dekhte hi gussa ho gayi aur mere mobile se turant hi aapka number delete kar diya aur phir 15 din tak mujhse baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki ab vo apna mobile mujhe chhune bhi nahi deti hai.
Raj—hahaha..sahi kaha usme bachpana hai abhi lekin meri bahut ladli hai vo…khair, tum apna number batao, main missed call kar deta hu tumhare mobile par..
Pinky--***********
Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..
Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..
Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.
Awesome Super Fantastic Mind Blowing Dhanshu Update.
Yaha Saandh poora gaw chod raha hai aur Radha pinky se dur rakhne ki koshish kar rahi hai . Koi fayada nahi hoga ? Ab Chhammiya ke pass mile clue aur wo ghar ka naksha shayad wahk chhipa ho Washiyat . ab govinda ne kisii se jikar kiya hoga to chhamiya mushkil me pad sakti hai .ab gahr pe kya hota hai ? Pratap bhi dushman hi bana hua hai to wo black star ho ya usse mial hua ho .
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