Incest SAAND (Completed)

[anandsngh12]

Awesome Super Fantastic Mind Blowing Dhanshu Update.
Yaha Saandh poora gaw chod raha hai aur Radha pinky se dur rakhne ki koshish kar rahi hai . Koi fayada nahi hoga ? Ab Chhammiya ke pass mile clue aur wo ghar ka naksha shayad wahk chhipa ho Washiyat . ab govinda ne kisii se jikar kiya hoga to chhamiya mushkil me pad sakti hai .ab gahr pe kya hota hai ? Pratap bhi dushman hi bana hua hai to wo black star ho ya usse mial hua ho .
agle ka intzar

Shukriya Iron Man Bhai For Liking the Update, & Supporting.
Radha kab tak pinky se door rakh payegi, Kahi door rakhne ke chakkar me khud hi na shahid ho jaye..
Dekhte hain uss sketch ke madhyam se kya hasil hota hai..?
Kahani me jitne bhi character hain unka koi na koi aham role to hoga hi..
Next update will come today till 2 am.

 

[Prem Pujari]

bhai subah hi padh paunga abhi 11 baje jaa raha hu

Agla update 2 baje tak.
Lagbhag 95% complete hai, thoda sa aur likh kar post kar dunga, Prem Tapasya ke update ke baad.

 

[firefox]

SAAND
UPDATE- 281​

Awaz sunte hi sab piche palat gaye, aur charo taraf dekhne lage…tabhi unke samne ek admi aa kar khada ho gaya…sir ke lambe baal aur lambi dadhi ke baal poore pake huye bilkul safed the…

Sab hairani se usko dekhte rahe...unhe apni taraf aise hairani se ghurte dekh kar vo admi mushkurate huye apne sir me pahni wings aur dadhi jaise hi nikali vaise hi use dekh kar sab buri tarah se uchhal pade.

“Tummmmmm..!” sab shocked ho kar ek sath chilla pade..

Ab aage…..

“Raghuhalkal tummmmm…‼” sabhi shocked ho kar ek swar me chilla uthe.

Ji haan, chodu gang ko unke mobiles par ladkiyo ko kidnap karke rakhne wali jagah ke baare me information dene wala vo unkonown shakhs raghuhalkal hi tha jise apne samne achanak jinda dekh kar sabhi achambhit the.

Amtul (hairan)—lekin tum to mar gaye the na…?

Raghuhalkal—kisne kaha…?

Siraj—kaha to kisi ne kahi lekin tumhara itne din kuch pata nahi chala to hame laga ki….

Raghuhalkal—to tum logo ne mujhe mara hua samajh liya…? Ek bar bhi meri khabar tak leni jaruri nahi samjhi…?

Iron—nahi yaar, hamne hospital phone kiya tha to vaha ke doctor ne bataya ki raghu mar chuka hai, isliye phir dubara tumhare baare me pata nahi kiya..

Jitu—lekin tum to bata sakte the..tumne koun sa phone kiya hame…?

Amtul—aur tum the kaha itne din tak..?

Siraj—hame to chhodo, tumne raj tak ko nahi bataya apne jinda hone ke baare me, kyo…?

Raghuhalkal—raj ko pata tha ki main jinda hu..

Sab (ankhe phad ke)—kyaaa..pata tha…?

Raghuhalkal—haan, usne hi to mujhe chupchap secret mission par bhej diya tha..mere ghar walo tak ko mere baare me pata nahi hai ki main jinda hu..

Raghuhalkal ki baat sun kar sab gusse se mujhe ghurne lage..jaise ki maine koi bahut bada apradh kar diya ho..maine bhi unse ab sach batana hi theek samjha.

Jitu—aur kya kya chhupa kar rakha hai tumne hum sabse…?

Amtul—kahi aisa to nahi ki sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi ko bhi tumne hi kahi gayab kar diya ho aur hum sab unko le kar pareshan hain... ?

Firefox—tabhi to inke chehre par koi tension nahi hai unke gayab hone par..warna jo shakhs sheetal didi ki ankh me andhu ki ek boond nahi dekh pata tha vo unki aisi halat ke baare me jaan kar bhi khamosh kaise rah sakta hai... ?

Sheetal didi (meri sadhana) ka jikra aate hi meri ankho me nami utar aayi..dil me dard ka gubbar sa uthne laga..sab bari bari se apni apni bhadas nikalte rahe lekin unki baate to jaise mere kano ke darwaje tak pahuchni hi band ho chuki thi kyon ki mere dil me meri sadhana, meri sheetal didi ki yaado ne kabza kar liya tha..jab sab ko meri halat ka andaza hua to vah bhi bhavuk ho gaye.

Sorbobhuk—arrey raj, kya hua... ? sorry bhai, hum gusse me shayad kuch jyada hi bol gaye..sorry yaar..

Iron man—haan yaar, hum to bas mazak kar rahe the..tumne to seriously le liya..

Prem—abhi court me sunwayi ka time hai..aur sabne raj ko udas kar diya..hum sab tumhare sath hain yaar..sheetal didi aur sadhana bhabhi ko hum sab mil kar pataal se bhi dhoond nikalenge..

Raj (nam ankhe)—sorry kahne ki jarurat nahi hai bhai…bhala dosto ki baat ka kaisa bura manna..bas mujhe didi ki yaad aa gayi …unke baare me sochte hi ye ankhe na jane kyon bagawat par utar aati hain…jane kaise hongi vo..? kis haal me hongi…? Itna lachaar aur bebas maine apne aap ko kabhi nahi paya jitna aaj mahsoos kar raha hu..unhe main 24 ghanto me bhulta hi kab hu, har samay vo mere dilo dimag par chhayi rahti hain..haan, ye baat alag hai ki sab ko dikhane ke liye hasta mushkurata rahta hu baki to mera dil hi janta hai..

Sab—chinta mat karo yaar..hum sab unhe dhoondne ke liye jaan ki bazi laga denge..lekin dono ko kuch hone nahi denge..

Raj (nam ankhe)—vo dono black star ke kabze me hain..

Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaa..?

Raj—haan, yahi sach hai..

Sorbobhuk—tab to hame unhe bahut dhoondna padega..

Raj—uss madarchod ko maine 12 din ka time diya..terahve din uski arthi uthegi..jisme 4 din ho gaye ab uske paas sirf 8 din bache hain..

Iron man—yaar tumhe usko time dene ki kya jarurat thi…? Sidhe ussi din uski gaand maar dena chahiye tha..

Raj—mere aisa na karne ke teen karan hain…(1) black star koun hai, ye koi nahi janta..aur bina jane usko kaise maar sakta hu…? Pahle ye to pata hona chahiye ki akhir black star hai koun…? Vo kaha rahta hai…? Usne sheetal didi aur sadhana ko chhupaya kaha par hai…? Inn sabki jankari ke bina hum uska kuch nahi bigad sakte. (2) inn sabhi sawalo ka ek hi jawab hai, kisi tarah se black star ko uske bill se bahar nikalna..aur bahar nikalne ki chabi hai wasiyat..uska maqsad wasiyat hasil karna hai jiske baare me ki koi nahi janta ki vah kaha hai aur usme aisa kya hai jiske liye sabhi pagal hain..? aur wasiyat dhoondne ke liye mujhe chahiye tha samay, isliye maine use 12 din ka altimatum diya kyon ki main ye achchi tarah se janta hu ki vo jab tak wasiyat nahi hasil kar leta tab tak sheetal didi ya sadhana me se kisi ko bhi jaan se nahi maarega aur na hi unke sath kuch galat harkat karega, vo janta hai ki agar usne aisa kiya to phir mujhse wasiyat kabhi hasil nahi kar payega…(3) maine apne kuch chahne walo aur apni sadhana, sheetal didi se kuch vaade kiye the, jinhe mujhe poora karna hai, black star se sidhi takkar lene se pahle..mujhe inn sabhi kamo ko poora karne ke liye samay chahiye tha…kyon ki black star se sidhe sidhe takrana jitna asaan hum samajh rahe hain, vastav me utna hai nahi..

Amtul—hamne pahle bhi to use sabak sikhaya hai..kya kar liya usne hamara…?

Raj—tab uska uddeshya hame maarna nahi tha balki apne dushmano ko marwana tha..lekin ab hum direct uske maqsad ke beech me aayenge to jahir hai ki vo hame jaan se maarne ki koshish karega..ab hamara samna road chhap gundo se nahi balki uski powerful black army se hoga…jinke dum par poori duniya me usne dahshat phaila rakhi hai…dhyan rahe ki ab tak hamara samna ek baar bhi black army se nahi hua hai…aur shayad isliye hum sab abhi tak jinda hain…magar unse samna hone ke baad pata nahi koun jinda bachega aur koun nahi…? Kuch kaha nahi ja sakta..

Siraj—ohhh..to baat kaha tak pahuchi…?

Raj—isliye hi to maine raghuhalkal ko secret mission par bheja tha..main nahi chahta tha ki jaise black star ko hamari har baat pata chal jati hai vaise hi mere secret mission ka bhi use pata chale..kyon ki kabhi na kabhi juban par taghuhalkal ka naam aa hi jata ..yahi vajah hai ki maine uske baare me kisi ko nahi bataya ..

Iron man—lekin mission kya tha…?

Raghuhalkal—raj ne mujhe black star ke baare me pata lagane ka mission diya tha..aur issi mission ke tahat main apna bhesh badal kar uski gundo ki team me shamil ho gaya..yahi vajah thi ki jab unn ladkiyo ko kidnap kiya gaya to mujhe unko kidnap kar ke rakhe jane ki jagah ke baare me sab pata tha..main apni pahchan vaha open kar nahi sakta tha isliye tum sab ko massage kar diya chupchap.

Jitu—koun hai black star…?

Raghuhalkal—ye to uski black army bhi nahi janti ki black star koun hai…? Uska sirf phone hi aata hai..vo bhi har bar alag number se..ya phir har bar koi alag admi uska sandesh le kar hum tak pahuchta hai..pata nahi kaha rahta hai madarchod..? aaj meri duty yaha court ki karyavahi me nazar rakhne ki lagayi hai madarchod ne.

Prem—tab to wasiyat ka jaldi milna behad jaruri hai…? Kuch pata chala wasiyat ka…?

Raj—abhi gol gol hi ghum raha hu..lekin jaldi hi wasiyat tak pahuch jaunga..ya shayad uske behad karib pahuch bhi chuka hu..lekin iss paheliyo ne dimag ki maa chod rakhi hai..ek paheli ko hal karta hu to dusri mil jati hai..yahi chal raha hai.. pata nahi kab inn paheliyo ka silsila khatam hoga..?

Amtul—vaise abhi koun si paheli baki hai…? Shayad hamara dimag kaam kar jaye... ?

Maine unko kagaz me likhe huye shabd ke baare me bataya jo ki beech me phata hua tha...vo sab usko dekh kar apna apna dimag lagane lage.

Amtul—chal re lomdi pahle tu bata..

Firefox—mere khyal se to iska matlab Chuchiya hoga..

Amtul—tujhe to har jagah bas chuchiya hi nazar aati hain..lagta hai ki priyanka aur ankita ko bulana padega..

Firefox—arrey tin tin bhaiya kis manhoos ka naam le liya…vo yaha aa gayi to bhari adalat me hi mujhe nanga kar ke meri gaand lal kar dengi dono mil ke..sala uss din ki pitayi ka aaj tak dard nahi gaya hai gaand se..aur tum phir se pitwane par tule ho..?

Prem—chalo iss par baad me baat karenge, abhi adalat ki karyavahi ka time ho gaya hai..judge bhi aane wala hoga..

Raghuhalkal—tum sab chalo..main alag ho kar chalta hu jisse ki black star ko kuch bhanak na lage ki main tumhara hi sathi hu..

Raj—ok

Hum sab vaha se chal kar court haal me jane ke liye nikal gaye…court me ghuste hi meri mulaqat thakurain se ho gayi.. mujhe dekhte hi vo mere paas aa gayi..vo kuch kahti ki tabhi rashmi didi, maa ke sath pratap chacha aur jyoti bhi vahi aa gayi…maa ne mujhe jinda dekhte hi aa kar hi mere gale se lag gayi.

Maine samjha bujha kar sab ko shant kiya aur unke sath andar aa gaya aur khali jagah dekh kar unke sath baith gaya..jaha abhay, suraj , rekha aur uske awara dosto bhi baithe huye the..mujhe dekhte hi unhone nafrat bhari nigaho se mujhe dekha aur phir muh ghuma liya..thodi hi der me judge bhi aa kar apni kursi par baith gaya.

Judge—adalat ki karyavahi shuru ki jaye..

Dono paksho ke vakil ne apna apna vakalatnama judge ko pesh kiya..meri taraf se mere case ki pairvi prem bhai kar rahe the…unke papers dekhne ke baad judge ne karyavahi shuru karne ka farman jari kiya.

Abhay’s vakil—judge sahab, ye admi jo katghare me khada hai…jo apne aapko sp avinash rathod kahta hai aur sath me raj bhi..?..yaha tak ki iska ek naam aur bhi hai raghu...ab aap hi sochiye judge sahab ki ek admi teen maa ka beta kaise ho sakta hai…? Jabki haqiqat ye hai judge saahab ki ye admi ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai jisne hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar pahle to sp avinash rathod ban kar sarkar ko dhokha diya aur ab raj ban kar uski daulat hadapna chahta hai.. jabki sachchayi to ye hai ki ye shakhs na to avinash rathod hai aur na hi raj..balki ye dono ka hum shakal raghu hai jisne pahle avinash rathod ko khatam kar ke apne raste se hata diya aur phir raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar khud raj ban baitha.

Prem—objection me lord, mere kabil vakil ek jimmedar police officer par itna sangeen ilzam laga rahe hain jo ki poori tarah se bebuniyad aur mann gadhant hai…vakil sahab shayad ye bhul rahe hain ki vo uss officer par aarop laga rahe hain jisne apni jaan par khel kar kitni hi ladkiyo ki izzat bachayi..kitne hi mujrimo se aatank se logo ko bhay mukt kiya..

Abhay’s vakil—my lord, vakil sahab ne apne muvakkil ki jaha itni tarife ki vahi shayad ye batana bhul gaye ki ye vahi shakhs hai my lord, jisne ab tak na jane kitni hi ladkiyo aur aurto ki izzat loot kar unhe kahi muh dikhane layak nahi chhoda..ye shakhs apne inhi kukarmo ke karan saand ke naam se mashahoor hai..jiska pesha hi balatkar karna ho vo shakhs bhala kya kisi ki izzat bachayega…? Aaye din maar peet aur gunda gardi karna hi iska pesha hai…jawan ladkiyo ko dekhte hi unn par toot padna hi jiska kaam hai, uss admi ki tarif me itne bade bade shabd shobha nahi dete..inki jis bahaduri ki vakil sahab tarif kar rahe hain, kya vo adalat ko ye batane ka kasht karenge ki inhone jitne bhi mujrimo ko pakda unme se kya kabhi koi ek bhi mujrim adalat ke katghare me aaya…? Kya kisi ke khilaf koi FIR darz huyi…? Ye sab hota bhi kaise your owner, vastav me isne jin jin logo ko mara hai vo sabhi bahut sharif aur shahar ke jimmedar nagrik the..unn sabne ise hafta dene se mana kar diya to uska badla isne unki jaan le kar liya…aise sangeen apradhi ko khula chhodna na to samaj ke hit me hai aur na hi desh ke..

Prem—your owner, hamare vakil sahab case ko main mudde se bhatka kar adalat ko gumrah karne ki koshish kar rahe hain…kabhi ye kahte hain ki ye raj nahi hai, kabhi kahte hain ki ye avinash rathod nahi hai..kabhi kahte hain ki ye qatil hain..aur ab to inhone had hi kar di..ye kah kar ki ye balatkari bhi hain..bina kisi thos sabut ke kisi sharif insaan par aise ghatiya aarop lagane ka inhe koi adhikar nahi hai..

Abhay’s vakil—main bhatka nahi raha hu me lord balki iss shakhs ka asli chehra adalat ke samne lana chahta hu…

Prem—objection me lord,main vakil sahab se puchna chahta hu ki agar unki baat sahi hai to kya adalat ko ye batane ka kast karenge ki agar mr. raj ne kisi ka rape kiya hai to usne police complain kyo nahi ki…? Aur yaha to kayi logo ke sath rape ki baat ho rahi hai…kya ye mumkin hai ki ek shakhs itni ladkiyo ke sath jabardasti kare aur vo police complain na kare…? Agar vakil sahab ke paas koi aisa sabut hai to vah adalat ke samne rakhe..aur vaise bhi ye case balatkar ka nahi balki katghare me khada ye shakhs raj hai ya nahi hai..iss baat ka faisla karne ke liye dayar kiya gaya hai..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner, logo me isne itni dahshat phaila rakhi hai ki koi bhi sharif ladki police complain karne se ghabrati hai..akhir kis ke paas shikayat le kar jaye vo sab jab ek police wala hi unki izzat loot le to…kanoon todna iski adat hai..

Prem—me lord, adalat apna faisla jazbato aur bhavnao se nahi balki sabuto ki roshni me karti hai..agar vakil sahab ke paas koi aisa sabut hai jo mere client ko rapist sabit karta hai to vah adalat ke samne pesh kiya jaye warna bevajah adalat ka samay barbad karne ki bajaye asli mudde par bahas ho to jyada behtar hoga..

Abhay’s vakil—iss shakhs ki gunda gardi ka isse bada sabut aur kya hoga ki khud judge sahab ke bete ko din dahade bina kisi vajah ke isne buri tarah se peeta aur phir sidha jail me band kar diya..itna hi nahi adalat ne jab judge sahab ke bete ki jamanat ke paper bheje to isne unhe phad kar phenk diya lekin jail se riha nahi kiya..ye kanoon ki touheen nahi to aur kya hai…? Munni bai ko isne beech chourahe par bomb se uda diya..kanoon ko to ye apne hath ka khilona samajhta hai..phir aisa admi jab kisi ladki ki izzat loot lega to vah FIR darz karwa ke apni aur apni family ki jaan khatre me kyo dalegi…?

Prem—vakil sahab, adalat sabut mangti hai..aur vo aapke paas hai nahi..bina kisi sabut ke mere client par kichad uchhalne ke jurm me main aap par maan hani ka case bhi daayar kar sakta hu..

Abhay’s vakil—bilkul kariyega agar meri baat galat nikle to..your owner, main iss case par roshni dalne ke apne muvakkil mr. abhay jo ki desh ke jane maane business man aur samaj sevi bhi hain, unko witness box me bulane ki izazat chahta hu..

Judge—permission granted..

Abhay’s vakil—(abhay ke aate hi)..haan, to abhay ji..aap samne katghare me khade huye shakhs ko jante hain..?

Abhay—ji, bahut achchi tarah se..

Abhay’s Vakil—kaise aur kya rishta hai aapka inse…?

Abhay—ji, isse mera koi rishta nahi hai..mera rishta to raj se tha..raj mera bhatija tha..

Abhay’s vakil—ohh, I see…phir aapne ye kaise jana ki ye shakhs raj nahi hai…?

Abhay—asal me jis din raj ko goli lagi thi, uss din main vaha ke CM thakur shamsher singh ji se milne gaya hua tha..unse milne ke baad main vapis lout hi raha tha ki tabhi maine raj ko bus stand par khada dekha tha..uss samay main kuch jaldi me tha isliye jyada dhyan nahi diya aur aage nikal gaya…lekin kuch door gaya hi tha ki tabhi maine car ki side glass me isko kisi shakhs par goli chalate huye dekha..ye dekh kar main turant vapis louta ise aisa karne se rokne ke liye magar tab tak der ho chuki thi…kuch admi kisi ko apne kandho par taange kahi liye ja rahe the aur mere vaha pahuchne tak ye vaha se gayab ho chuka tha..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner, isse ye saaf jahir hota hai ki raj ka khoon iss bahurupiye ne hi kiya hai..atah adalat se meri gujarish hai ki isko saza e maut di jaye..

Prem—objection me lord, mere sathi vakil, hawa me hi teer chala rahe hain..main mr. abhay se kuch sawal puchna chahunga..

Judge—izazat hai..

Prem—haan to mr. abhay…kya aap adalat ko batayenge ki vaha aapne kya dekha…?

Abhay—main bata to chuka hu..

Prem—vo kya hai na ki mujhe kuch sunayi nahi diya..kripya dubara batane ka kast karenge…?

Abhay ne dubara vahi sab bata diya jo usne pahle bataya tha apne vakil ko..

Prem—hmmm..achcha abhay ji, ye bataiye ki kya chaddi pahni hai aapne…? Agar pahni hai to koun si pahni hai…? Naade wali ya bina naade wali…? Aur agar nahi pahni hai to kyo nahi pahni hai…?

Abhay—what non-sense..ye kya behuda sawal hai…?

Prem—behuda hai ya nahi, ye dekhna adalat ka kaam hai..aap bas jawab dijiye..

Abhay—nahi pahni..

Prem—kya kaha..? thoda jor se boliye..sunayi nahi diya..

Abhay—(thoda tez)..ji nahi pahni hai..

Prem—suna sabne..? abhi abhi abhay ji ne kaha ki inhone chaddi nahi pahni hai….hota hai, hota hai..bade bade logo ke sath me aisi choti choti baate hoti rahti hain..anyway kya aap batayenge ki aapne chaddi kyo nahi pahni…?

Abhay—vo..aaj thodi jaldi me tha..

Prem—iska matlab ki paidaishi nange ho..

Abhay’s vakil—objection me lord…vakil sahab mere client se aise behuda sawal kar ke adalat ka samay barbad kar rahe hain..akhir mere muvakkil ke chaddi pahanne ya na pahanne ki baat kar ke vakil sahab kya sabit karna chahte hain..?

Judge—objection sustained…aapko hidayat di jati hai ki iss case se samabndh rakhne wale hi swal kiye jaye..aisi anargal baate kar ke adalat ka samay barbad na kare..aainda dhyan rahe..

Prem—I know your owner..main case par hi roshni daal raha hu… mere sawal ka iss case se gahra talluk hai..abhi kuch der pahle jis shakhs thakur sahab ka jikra inhone kiya to main adalat ko ye yaad dila du ki thakur sahab ko chori, dakaiti, kidnapping, bomb blasting, khoon, balatkar, smuggling aur black star jaise under world king ka sathi hone ki baat lagbhag sabit ho chuki thi…aur ye unhi se milne gaye the..point noted me lord ki kya asie admi ki baat ka bharosa kiya ja sakta hai jis admi ka sambandh aise gunahgaro aur desh drohiyo se raha ho vo kitna sharif aur izzatdar hoga…?

Abhay’s vakil—aap mere client par aarop laga rahe hain..

Prem—laga hi nahi raha hu balki bahut jald sabuto ke sath sabit bhi karunga..

Judge—aapko last warning di jati hai ki kewal iss case se jude sawal jawab hi kiye jaye..

Prem—theek hai your owner…haan to abhay ji, aapne abhi kaha ki aapne iss shakhs ko kisi admi par goli chalate dekha.. lekin aapne ye nahi bataya ki jis par goli chalayi gayi, vo admi koun tha…? Kya aapne raj par iss shakhs ko goli chalate huye dekha tha…?

Abhay—ji nahi..main to aage nikal gaya tha, jab ye hadsa hua..

Prem—jab aapne isko raj par goli chalate dekha hi nahi to phir aapne ye kaise jana ki raj mar chuka hai…? Aur uska khoon isne hi kiya hai…?

Abhay—mujhe to uss samay pata hi nahi tha ki raj mar chuka hai..vo to ek din kisi ne mere paas ye CD bheji..tab mujhe asliyat ka pata chala..main chhanbeen karwayi to tab malum hua ki ye uska hum shakal raghu hai jo raj ki property hathiyana chahta hai raj ban kar..

Prem—kisne bheji thi cd…?

Abhay—vo main nahi janta..

Prem—aur vo CD kaha hai…?

Abhay’s vakil—me lord, vo CD mere paas hai..ab main vo sabut pesh karne ja raha hu, jise dekhne ke baad ye sabit ho jayega ki ye shakhs raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal hai jisne raj aur avinash rathod ka qatl karne ke baad unke hum shakal hone ka fayda uthane wala raghu hai..aur vo sabut hai ye CD..jise dekhne ke baad ye bhi sabit ho jayega ki raj mar chuka hai.

Abhay ke vakil ne vahi cd judge ko pakda di jo use black star ne di thi..judge ke kahne par uss CD ko play karne ke intazam kiya gaya..use dekhte hi judge aur abhay ke chehre par khushi jhalak rahi thi.

Prem—mr. abhay, aapne ye kaise jana ki marne wala shakhs raj hi hai…? Ho sakta hai ki marne wala vo shakhs raghu ho aur jo samne khada hai vahi asli raj ho…? Aur isme to goli kisne chalayi, uska chehra to dikh hi nahi raha hai…? Phir aapne kaise kaha ki goli isne hi chalayi hai..? kya sabut hai aapki baat ka…?

Abhay—sabut hai..your owner..sabut hai..asal me uss CD ko dekhne ke baad bhi mere mann me kahi na kahi ye vichar aata tha jo abhi abhi vakil sahab ne pucha..abhi kuch din pahle hi ye admi mujhe behoshi ki halat me road par jakhmi mila tha, tab maine isko yahi soch kar apni haweli le gaya ki shayad marne wala raghu raha ho, kyon ki ye to apne aap ko raj hi bata raha tha uss ghatna ke baad bhi..apni haweli le ja kar maine iska ilaz karwaya lekin pata hai isne meri bhalayi ka kya sila diya…?

Prem—kya kiya isne…?

Abhay—judge sahab,..isne meri beti rekha ki izzat lootne ki koshish ki…rekha chacheri hi sahi lekin hai to raj ki bahan hi. Aur koi bhai apni hi bahan ki izzat lootne ki kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta, your owner…agar ye raj hota to apni badi bahan ke sath aisi neech harkat kabhi nahi karta…tab mujhe poora vishwash ho gaya ki ye raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal uska khooni hai..

Thakurain (gusse me chillate huye)—tere jaisa kutta, neech aur harami admi sharif kab se ban gaha…? apni aukat me rah kar baat kar kamine…warna tera kriya karm abhi yahi kar dungi..

Judge—aap koun hain aur iss tarah bhari adalat me dhamki dene ka anzam janti hain…?

Thakurain (dahadte huye)—“Jungle Ki Sherni Ko Kisi Ko Apni Pahchan Batane Ki Jarurat Nahi Padti..Uski Dahaad Hi Uski Pahchan Hoti Hai. “

Tabhi judge ke paas me khade admi ne judge ke kaan me thakurain ke baare me bataya, jise sun kar vo bhi sakpaka gaya.. thakurain kafi door door tak famous thi.

Judge—aap pls baith jaiye…aur adalat ke kaam me vyavdhan mat daliye..

Thakurain (gusse me)—theek hai main baith jati hu..lekin iss harami ko samjha dena ki agar isne kuch bhi ulta sidha bola to raam naam satya hai, yahi kar dungi..

Prem—main aapki beti rekha ko yaha katghare me bulana chahunga..

Judge—rekha ko hazir kiya jaye..

Rekha apni jagah se uth kar katghare me aa khadi huyi..

Prem—aapka naam…?

Rekha—rekha

Prem—abhi abhi aapke pita ji ne aapke bhai raj par jo aarop lagaya kya vo sahi hai…?

Rekha (chilla kar)—use mera bhai mat kaho…vo mere chote bhai raj ka qatil hai..isne do baar meri izzat lootni chahi.. vo to meri kismat achchi thi jo main kisi tarah bach gayi warna kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahti..kya koi bhai apni bahan ki izzat loot sakta hai…? Lekin isne aisa karne ki koshish ki….ye raj nahi hai..mera bhai raj nahi hai ye..

Prem—mere sathi vakil ko kuch puchna ho to puch sakte hain..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner..ye case sheeshe ki tarah saaf ho chuka hai ki katghare me samne khada ye shakhs raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal raghu hai..isne hi raj ka khoon kiya hai..

Malti (chillate huye)—ye jhuth haiii….yahi raj hai…ye sab iss kamine abhay ki sazish hai..

Judge—aap koun hain…?

Malti (nam ankhe)—main raj ki maa hu..

Judge—aap ko jo bhi kahna hai, witness box me aa kar kahiye…

Uske baad maa katghare me aa gayi..abhay ke vakil ne unse geeta ki kasam dilane ke uprant sawal jawab shuru kar diye..

Abhay’s vakil—tum ye yakeen ke sath kaise sakti ho ki katghare me khada ye shakhs tumhara beta raj hi hai…?

Malti—main uski maa hu..maine bachpan se use pala hai…judge sahab, apne bete ko uski maa se jyada aur koun pahchan sakta hai..

Abhay’s vakil—ye teen photo dekho…aur batao ki isme se tumhara beta raj koun sa hai…?

Abhay ke vakil ne maa ko meri teen photo dikhayi..maa teeno ko dhyan se dekhne lagi…lekin vo ye nahi samajh pa rahi thi ki unme se kise chune..?

Abhay’s vakil—kya hua, nahi pahchan pa rahi apne bete ko…? Abhi to bahut bol rahi thi..ab kya hua..batao..? judge sahab tumhare jawab ka intazar kar rahe hain…

Malti—ye teeno to mere bete raj ki hi photo hain..

Abhay’s vakil—ji nahi, ye teeno tasveer teen alag alag admiyo ki hain..ye bas ek sanyog hi hai ki teeno hum shakal hain, ab batao ki inme se tumhara beta koun sa hai…?

Maa ab bahut badi duvidha me phans chuki thi..teeno hi tasveer ek jaisi thi, jinhe dekh kar kisi ek ki unme se pahchan kar pana behad kathin tha…

Malti (dhadakte dil ke sath)—ye..ye hai..

Abhay’s vakil—pakka..?

Malti (ghabrate huye)—ha..haan..

Abhay’s vakil—lekin ye to raghu ki photo hai..jise tum raj kah rahi ho…

Malti—nahi..yahi raj hai..

Abhay’s vakil —ye raj nahi raghu hai.

Malti—nahii..yahi mera beta raj hai...agar vishwash nahi hai to mere raj ki peeth me kamar ke upar 5 til hain..achche se dekh lo...tab to manoge ki yahi raj hai..

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—tumm jhuth bol rahi ho...ye raj nahi balki raghu haii..

Prem (jor se)—objection me lord..mere sathi vakil apni hadh paar kar rahe hain..

Judge—objection over ruled...

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—me lord, dar asal ye aurat ek number ki jhuthi aur makkar hai..

Itni der se main chupchap uski bakwas sune ja raha tha..lekin jab usko iss tarah jor jor se maa se baat karte dekha to mere dimag ka temperature high ho gaya…haqiqat me maa ne bilkul sahi tasveer chuni thi jisse vo vakil baukhla gaya tha.

Raj (ungli dikhate huye gusse me)—yeee madarchodd vakilll…teri maa ko chodu…meri maa se tamiz se baat karna.. samajh gaya..

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—dekha your owner..iski badtamizi..? tumhe pata bhi hai ki tum kaha khade ho aur iske samne kya bol rahe ho…? Vaise main bhi to sunu ki tum kya kar loge mera…? Maroge…?

Raj (gusse me)—“Agar Ye Saand Apni Aukat Pe Aa Gaya Na, To Tera Ye Kala Coat Bhi Tujhe Nahi Bacha Payega…Tu To Meri Jhaant Bhi Nahi Ukhad Sakta, Lekin Bina Kanyadan Kiye Hi Tu Nana Jarur Ban Jayega.”

Abhay’s vakil—dekh liya aapne your owner..ye admi bhari adalat me mujhe kya dhamki de raha hai…?

Judge—CD dekhne ke baad ye baat poori tarah se sabit ho jati hai ki raj mar chuka hai aur ye shakhs uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha raha hai…sath hi mr. abhay aur rekha ke bayano se ye bhi saaf ho jata hai ki isne hi raj ka khoon kiya hai, aur raj ban kar ek bhai bahan ke pavitra rishte ko kalankit karne ki koshish ki..iska koi bhi apradh mafi ke kabil nahi hai.

Prem—thahariye your owner, faisla sunane se pahle main aapko kuch dikhana chahta hu..

Judge—ab aap kya dikhana chahte hain…?

Prem—me lord, ye raj ka birth certifacte hai..jisme saaf likha hai ki uski peeth par kamar se upar ek line me 5 til hain. Koi faisla sunane se pahle iss baat ki bhi jaanch kar le..

Judge—theek hai..

Prem—raj, apni shart ko upar kar ke ghum jao..

Prem ke kahne par maine apni shirt utar di aur ghum kar khada ho gaya…sab meri par 5 til dekh kar chounk gaye

Prem—your owner..ab to sabit ho gaya ki yahi asli raj hai aur property ka asli malik bhi..jis par ki mr. abhay kundli maar kar baithe huye hain…vastav me raj ki mout se sabse jyada fayda to inka hi hona tha. To jahir si baat hai ki uss marne wale shakhs ke qatl me inka hath hone ki poori gunjaish hai..

Judge—birth certificate se ye baat sabit hoti hai ki yahi asli raj hai…kintu isse ye sabit nahi hota ki ye qatil nahi hai..aur court ke adesh ki avhelna karne aur dhokha dhadi, maarpeet, gunda gardi aur apni bahan rekha ke sath jabardasti karne ke jurm me adalat raj ko naukri se suspend karne ka adesh sunate huye police ko raj par lage aaropo ki jaanch karne ka hukum deti hai.

Raj—ek minute judge sahab…ek bar ye letter dekh lijiye…

Judge—kya hai isme…?

Raj—khud hi dekh lijiye..

Maine supreme court aur central govt. ka order letter prem ko de diya aur prem ne judge ko..letter padhte hi judge ke maathe par pasina chhalakne laga.

Judge—adalat mr. raj ko sabhi aaropo se bari karti hai..vo apna kaam pahle ki hi tarah jari rakh sakte hain..aur police ko adesh deti hai ki vo marne wale uss shakhs ka pata laga kar adalat me charge sheet dakhil kare.

Judge ke iss tarah apne faisle ko turant badalne se abhay group bhouchakka rah gaya..unhe samajh me hi nahi aaya ki aisa kiya likha tha uss letter me ki jise padhte hi judge bhi ghabra kar apna faisla badalne par vivash ho gaya..

Faisla hote hi chodu gang mere gale aa kar lag gayi….main baki logo se milne ke unki taraf badha hi tha ki tabhi abhay mere paas aa gaya.

Abhay—excuse me raj, mujhe tumse akele me kuch baat karni hai..

Raj (thoda door ja kar)—kaho..

Abhay—haweli chalo..vahi baat karenge itminan se..

Raj—mere paas time nahi hai teri haweli ya tujhse baat karne ke liye..

Abhay—tumne kuch vada kiya tha raj ki wasiyat ke baare me bataoge..

Raj—maine apni shart bhi to batayi thi..

Abhay—mujhe tumhari shart manzur hai…haweli chalo..aaj raat tum rekha ke sath jo karna chaho kar lena..bas mujhe wasiyat ke baare me bata do..

Raj—tumne mere aur meri sheetal didi ke baare me ulta sidha bol kar sharte badha li hain..

Abhay—kya matlab..?

Raj—matlab ye ki ab mujhe rekha didi ke sath sath tanu didi aur kalyani chachi ki bur bhi chahiye aur haan, plus tumhari hone wali bahu aditi ko bhi chodna hai mujhe…bolo manzur hai….?

Abhay (gusse me)—tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho..? main teri jaan le lunga sale..

Raj—to wasiyat bhi bhul jao..haweli ja kar mutth maar bhosdike..shart manzur hai to baat kar nahi chal bhag yaha se..

Abhay—theek hai mujhe manzur hai...tum apni kalyani chachi aur apni dono badi bahno ke sath jo mann kare kar lena.. ab mujhe bata do wasiyat ke baare me..

Raj—abhi to maine choda hi nahi hai..pahle rekha didi ki bur uske baad wasiyat ki baat..

Abhay—sach me, tere jaisa kamina insaan aaj tak dharti me paida nahi hua hoga..

Raj—aur kabhi hoga bhi nahi..kyon ki maha purusho ka janam bar bar nahi hota hai..main unme se hi hu..

Abhay—ok, haweli chal, main vada karta hu ki rekha aaj ki raat tere sath soyegi..baki tanu aur apni chachi ko kal kar lena.. aditi ki bhi kuch bhi kar ke tujhe dilwa dunga..ab khush..

Raj—apni beti rekha aur biwi kalyani ko le kar tu khud ayega mere paas aur mujhse unhe chodne ko kahega vo bhi unke samne..aur dono ko mere lund se chudte huye dekhega..

Abhay—wasiyat ke liye main kuch bhi karunga..mujhe teri ye shart bhi manzur hai..

Raj—theek hai..tu chal..main sabse mil kar aata hu..aaj teri beti aur teri biwi ke sath sath teri bahu ki bur ko bum bhosda aur gaand ka gubbara banane..ab ja..muh kala kar yaha se..main pahuch jaunga haweli..

Abhay—theek hai lekin haweli aana bhulna mat..(mann me)..bhosdike..ek bar tu haweli to aa ja, phir kaise bhi kar ke tujhse wasiyat ka raaz ugalwa kar tujhe black star ke hawale kar dunga…tu mere ghar me kisi ko hath tak nahi laga payega lekin main sadhana ki bur jarur phadunga…

Abhay ke vaha se jate hi main maa , thakurain , jyoti aur rashmi didi se bhi mila..vo bhi gale lag kar mili…magar main unhe yaha dekh kar hairan bhi tha.

Raj—achcha, ek baat batao maa ki aap sab yaha kaise pahuch gaye…? Jabki case ke baare me to kisi ko pata hi nahi tha..?

Pratap--Sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta..

Rashmi—court se letter aaya tha tumhare naam jisme sab likha tha..

Malti—bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ki tum sahi salamat ho..hamari to ro ro kar jaan hi nikal gayi thi..dil me bahut kharab kharab khyal aa rahe the..

Raj—faltu chinta karti ho maa..dekho main bilkul theek hu..

Rashmi—kam se kam phone to kar ke bata sakte the..?

Jyoti—aur nahi to kya…? Ek bar bhi nahi bataya..

Malti—vo to ganimat thi ki thakurain ji ne bataya ki tum jinda ho..

Rashmi—sadhana aur sheetal ka kuch pata chala….?

Raj—hmm..jaldi vo bhi aa jayengi..

Thakurain—ghar chal ke baat karna…

Raj—tum sab chalo..main kal aunga..aaj mujhe abhi dgp sir ki meeting me jana hai..

Malti—nahi, hum bhi tere sath hi jayenge..aaj hotel me ruk jate hain..

Pratap—hotel me kyo…? Yahi rajasthan me hi to sadhana ki mousi ganga ka ghar hai na..vahi chal ke rukte hain..vo sabse badhiya jagah hai..

Malti—hmm..theek hai..raj, tum hame ganga ke ghar tak pahucha do..phir chale jana meeting me..

Raj—nahi maa, vaha koi nahi jayega…aap sab sidha ghar jaoge..main kal ghar me hi milunga..

Rashmi—lekin kyo nahi ja sakte ganga mousi ke ghar…? Vaha kam se kam sadhana aur sheetal ke baare me bhi kuch pata chal sakta hai…?

Raj—nahi matlab nahi..sidha ghar..main nahi chahta ki jo ghatna radha ke sath huyi hai vo phir se ho kisi ke sath..isliye sidhe ghar..

Pratap—tum faltu darr rahe ho beta..radha ko kuch nahi hoga..main to yahi kahunga ki aaj ki raat ganga ke yaha ruk liya jaye..

Raj—nahi chacha..phir kabhi..(mann me)..ganga mousi ka bunglow manhoos hai madarchod..pahle hi vaha se bahut ghatnaye ho chuki hain..kitne hi log vaha se gayab ho chuke hain..yaha tak ki meri sheetal didi aur sadhanabhi vahi se gayab huyi hain..main aur koi risk nahi le sakta..

Thakurain—raj theek kahta hai..

Rashmi—lekin…?

Raj (kaan me)—ghar jao didi..aur haan, kal aate hi mujhe aapki bur aur gaand dono chahiye vo bhi bina maange..

Rashmi (dhire se)—abhi kisi hotel me le ja kar le le..main dene se kab mana kar rahi hu..

Pratap (mann me)—beti chod ne sab plan gadbad kar diya..koi baat nahi, back-up plan bhi hai mere paas...aise nahi to vaise sahi..

Maine samjha kar sab ko ghar ke liye rawana kar diya..sath me chodu gang ko bhi unke piche jane ko kaha jabki prem, firefox, Iron man aur sorbobhuk ko yahi rajasthan me rok liya....main unse abhi baat kar hi raha tha ki..tab tak vaha se nikalte huye judge sahab bhi mujh par nazar padte hi ruk gaye aur meri taraf aa gaye..

Judge—SP sahab..

Raj—ji sir, makhiye..

Judge—kya hum do minute baat kar sakte hain..?

Raj—bilkul..kahiye sir..

Judge—lekin…

Raj—ye sab mere dost hain, aap behichak baat kar sakte hain..

Judge—vo maine apne bete ki jamant ke paper bhijwaye the lekin use kaha rakha gaya hai ye koi nahi janta..siwaye aapke.. aap pls kuch bhi kar ke use riha kar dijiye…

Raj—aapke bete ne meri choti bahan ke sath jo harkat ki hai, uske baad bhi aap judge ho kar aisa kah rahe hain..?

Judge—vo mera eklouta beta hai..pls samajhne ki koshish kijiye..uski maa ne mera jeena haram kar rakha hai..meri do do jawan betiya hain, agar logo ko pata chala ki mera beta jail me hai to meri betiyo ki shadi me dikkat ayegi..

Raj—vaise koun koun hai aapke ghar me…?

Judge—ek bete ke alawa do shadi layak jawan betiya aur hum miya biwi..

Raj (mann me)—do jawan betiya..matlab ki dono khoob chodne layak maal hain..upar se iski biwi ki bur se bhi teen hi bachche nikle hain, iska matlab ki uski bur bhi abhi chodne layak hogi….teen bur ke sath teen gaand ke badle me ek rihayi..sauda koi bura nahi hai..

Judge—aap nahi jante ki court me faisla sunane wala ye judge ghar me apni betiyo aur biwi ke kitne taane sahta hai..usko le kar..pls try to understand..

Raj—hmmm..main samajh sakta hu sir…theek hai..yaha beech road me baat karna theek nahi..aisa karte hain ki aapke ghar aa kar baat karte hain..sath me doodhwali chaay bhi pi lenge..

Judge—jarur aaiye..ye mera card hai..isme address aur phone number likha hai..main aapka wait karunga..

Raj—main to nahi aa paunga sir, lekin ye charo jarur ayenge aapke ghar doodh wali chaay pine..aap tension mat lo..ye sab sambhal lenge….aapka beta jarur riha ho jayega agar inhe doodh wali, chaay pine me pasand aa gayi to..

Judge—thanking you..jarur pasand ayegi..mere ghar me 5 litre doodh daily aata hai..main intazar karunga..

Raj—vaise aap ghar me kis samay milenge…?

Judge—ji, bas shaam ke 5 pm tak ghar me hi rahunga..vo kya hai ki shaam ko mujhe kuch urgent kaam se mumbai jana hai..aap 5 pm ke pahle kabhi bhi aaiye..

Raj—ji sir, ye jarur ayenge..aap tension mat lo..aapka beta riha ho jayega..

Judge—thank you

Uske baad judge khushi khushi sabse hath mila kar vaha se chalta bana..

Sorbobhuk—lekin hame vaha jane ka kyo bola tumne bhai…?

Raj—ab bhi nahi samjhe…?

Sorbobhuk—nahi..

Iron man—arrey yaar…hame vaha bhejne ka matlab hai ki judge ki jo do jawan ladkiya aur uski biwi hai, unki bur aur gaand ka maza lena..unko chodne ke badle me judge ke ladke ki rihayi..simple..

Sorbobhuk—kyaaaaa…ye matlab tha…?

Raj—hmmm…sala madarchodd mujhe fansana chahta tha…ab ulta khud hi phans gaya…aaj ja kar uski dono beti beti aur biwi ki aage, piche, upar, niche..sab jagah chodu gang ki mohar laga do…

Sorbobhuk (khush)—kyaaa..teen teen bur chodne ko milegi aaj…? Bahut maza ayega..

Prem—vo sab to theek hai..lekin yaar, kya tum sach me uske ladke ko riha kar doge..ye jante huye bhi ki usne radha ke sath kya harkat karne ki koshish ki thi…?

Raj (mushkurate huye)—ab vada kiya hai riha karne ka to vada to poora karna hi padega…vo riha hoga jarur lekin iss duniya se, kyon ki.. .. “Main Mujrimo Ko Arrest Warrant Nahi Balki Direct Death Warrant Issue Karta Hu.. Saand Ki Nazar Mein Jo Bhi Mujrim Aa Gaya, Samajh Lo Ki Uski Life Mein Full Stop Lag Gaya.”

Charo—hahahahaha

Raj—achcha theek hai, main chalta hu…kal milunga prem bhai ke office me..

Unse kal milne ka vada kar ke main abhay ki haweli ki taraf chal pada…akela hote hi mera dhyan phir se sheetal didi aur sadhana par kendrit ho gaya..unke upar dhyan jate hi mera hasta hua chehra ekdam se murjha gaya..aur phir mujhe uss kagaz ke phate huye shabd ki yaad aayi to main uske baare me sochne laga..

Raj—mujhe apni didi ko bachana hi hoga aur uske liye wasiyat ko hasil karna padega..lekin wasiyat ke raste me ye nayi phati shabd ki paheli aa gayi hai..kya shabd hona chahiye tha ya ho sakta hai…?

Main uss shabd ke baare me sochte huye ek kagaz par sambhavit akshar likhne laga..

Raj (sochte huye)--“CH***IYA”= Chuchiya, Chutiya, Chuniya, Chandiya, Chuhiya, Chhaliya, Chudiya, Chhamiya,

Sochte huye achanak hi maine jor se brake lagate huye gadi rok di..

Raj (shocked)—Chhamiya....correct..yahi hoga..vo poora shabd..kyon ki baki kisi bhi shabd ka mujhse koi sambandh nahi hai, sirf chhamiya ko chhod kar...Chhamiya hi hona chahiye iss paheli ka answer...iska matlab ki chhamiya uss wasiyat ke baare me kuch na kuch jarur janti hai..mujhe chhamiya se milna hoga..

aaj to courtroom mein Prem ne vakeel ke saath-saath abhay aur judge ki badhiya gaand maari vo bhi bina tel lagaye .. aur lage haath Judge ka ilaaz bhi baandh diya .. sala bahut fudak raha tha .. magar aaj ye vakeel bhi kuch jyaada he bol raha tha .. is gaandu ki gaand bhi todni padegi .. ab sabse badi samasya Abhay ki hai .. ab bahut dinn ho gaye .. isko ucchal kud karte hue .. aaj pakka Raj haweli mein jaa kar iska band bajayega aur ye Rekha bhi apne baap ke dum par kucch jyaada he ucchal rahi thi .. ab haweli mein iske baap ke saamne he Saand isko hari karega ...

aur ye Parkash chacha kaunsi planning kare baitha hai .. pakka Blackstar ne kuch bada plan kiya hua hai .. udhar Sheetal didi aur Sadhana bhi fasi hui hai .. aur asli chacha ji wahi kaid the itne saalo se .. ab iss nakli chacha ko Prabhu ki asli maaya dikhani padegi .. waise ye Maya-Maya bahut karta rehta hai har baat par .. kahi ganga mausi wali Maya he to ...

 

[firefox]

Jalti Lomdi Ko Mil Gayi Jungli Lomdi..Ab Vahi Inki Achchi Tarah Udhegi Chamdi.

Kya Saand bhai .. pehle he jungle mein itni beizzati karwai thi .. kya ab bhi kasar baaki reh gayi .. lagta hai aap to meri izzat neelaam karwa kar he rahoge ...

 

[Prem Pujari]

aaj to courtroom mein Prem ne vakeel ke saath-saath abhay aur judge ki badhiya gaand maari vo bhi bina tel lagaye .. aur lage haath Judge ka ilaaz bhi baandh diya .. sala bahut fudak raha tha .. magar aaj ye vakeel bhi kuch jyaada he bol raha tha .. is gaandu ki gaand bhi todni padegi .. ab sabse badi samasya Abhay ki hai .. ab bahut dinn ho gaye .. isko ucchal kud karte hue .. aaj pakka Raj haweli mein jaa kar iska band bajayega aur ye Rekha bhi apne baap ke dum par kucch jyaada he ucchal rahi thi .. ab haweli mein iske baap ke saamne he Saand isko hari karega ...

aur ye Parkash chacha kaunsi planning kare baitha hai .. pakka Blackstar ne kuch bada plan kiya hua hai .. udhar Sheetal didi aur Sadhana bhi fasi hui hai .. aur asli chacha ji wahi kaid the itne saalo se .. ab iss nakli chacha ko Prabhu ki asli maaya dikhani padegi .. waise ye Maya-Maya bahut karta rehta hai har baat par .. kahi ganga mausi wali Maya he to ...

bhai 284 tak yaha par update available hai ap age bhi padh sakte ho story ko
xf par late jate hai update

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE- 285​

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

Ab aage…..

Radha (gusse se)—tu yaha baith baith mere bhaiya se kya ujul fijul ki baate kar rahi hai…? Ghar kyo nahi gayi, yaha dera jama ke baithi hai…? Chal bhag yaha se..aur haan, phone dikha jara apna…

Pinky (hanste huye)—thenga…hihihi

Radha (mann me)—sab meri hi galti hai..mujhe bhaiya ko iss randi ke paas chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha..lekin main bhi kya karti, main bhaiya ke aane ki khushi me ye bhul hi gayi thi ki ye kamini bhi hamare sath hi gadi me baithi hai.. ab jane isne mere bhaiya se kaisi kaisi baate ki hongi…? Kahi randi ne bhaiya ko I Love You to nahi bol diya…? Koi bharosa nahi hai iska..mere bhaiya ke niche letne ke liye mari ja rahi hai Sali…chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, aaj main bhaiya se sab baate saaf saaf kar ke rahungi..

Pinky usko angutha dikhate huye bhag gayi aur radha mann hi mann usko gaaliya bakti rahi..mujhe dekhte hi sab ghar wale aa kar mujhse lipat gaye aur rone lage…main bari bari se sabse gale mila, sirf kinjal didi ko chhod kar..unke kewal pair chhuye kintu gale nahi mila..thodi der me thakurain bhi vahi aa gayi…dono ne samjha kar sabhi ko shant kiya…vaha sabhi the bas rashmi didi nahi dikh rahi thi.

Raj—maa, rashmi didi kaha hain, dikhayi nahi de rahi ..?

Malti—vo abhi college se aayi kaha hai..

Raj—theek hai, main unhe le kar aata hu phir araam se baate karenge..

Kinjal didi unke gale na milne par hairan thi aur shayad unhe dukh bhi pahucha tha lekin maine unko ignore kiya aur apna samaan le kar room me chala gaya..tabhi mere room ka darwaja dhire se band hua aur koi piche se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main samajh gaya ki ye ritu didi hain.

Raj—ritu didi

Ritu (sisakte huye)—mujhe didi mat bol..kya ye bhul gaye tum ki jo ritu kabhi tumhari didi thi, uske gale me mangalsutra aur maang me sindoor bhar ke tum apni uss ritu didi ko apni biwi bana chuke ho... ?

Raj (palat kar)—main nahi bhula hu..mujhe yaad hai ki aap meri biwi ho...uuummmmmm....aur mujhe apni ritu didi, biwi ke roop me haste huye achchi lagti hai, rote huye nahi..

Ritu—tumhe kaise samjhaau raj.. ? ab tumhare bina kuch bhi achcha nahi lagta..

Tujhse Kahne Ko To Bahut Kuch Hai, Par Alfaz Kaha Se Laaun

Yoon To Jeene Ki Vajah Bahut Hain Duniya Mein

Pyar Tujhse Kyon Hai, Kya Vajah Bataaun

Jab Se Mana Tujhe Apna, Na Main Apni Rahi Na Dil Apna

Dil Ko Tujhse Door Bhi Le Jaaun To Kaise Use Samjhaaun

Majbooriyan To Bahut Hain Jahan Mein, Jo Tujhse Pyar Karne Se Roke

Par Iss Dil Ko Kaise Manaaun

Tu Hi Bata Ki Tujhe Kaise Main Bhool Jaaun

Koi Asaan Sa Tarika Jo Ho Paas Tere

Kah De Mujhe Bhi, Jo Asaani Se Main Bhi Jee Paaun
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Raj—ohh didi..I Love You meri ritu jaanu..mujhe nahi malum tha ki meri ritu didi mujhse itna pyar karti hai..

Maine ritu didi ko apni baaho me bhar liya aur unke hotho par apne hoth chipka diye..vo kisi komal lata ki bhanti mujhse lipat gayi..iss chumban me koi hawash nahi thi balki unke prem ne mujhe khich liya...jab tak saanse bhar nahi aayi hum dono aise hi lipat kar ek dusre ke adhro se madhur milaap karte huye prem ka rasaswadan karte rahe.

Ritu—main tumhare liye coffee bana kar lati hu..

Raj (dhire se)—raat me meri ritu didi mere sath hi soyegi na... ?

Ritu (sharma kar)—hmmm

Thodi der baate karne ke baad ritu didi mere liye coffee banane chali gayi magar tab tak kinjal didi coffee bana chuki thi aur le bhi aayi...vo mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe jyada tavajjo nahi di aur unki banayi coffee bina piye hi rashmi didi ko lene ke liye college chala gaya.

Mujhe dekhte hi rashmi didi bhag kar mere paas aa gayi..gadi me baitha kar sabse pahle maine unko baaho me le kar jee bhar ke pyar kiya ..

Rashmi—rajj, yaha raste me koi dekh lega..kya kar rahe ho... ?

Raj—apni didi ko pyar kar raha hu...kyo nahi kar sakta... ?

Rashmi—ghar pahuch ke kar lena jee bhar ke pyar..par yaha nahi..pls..

Raj—mera mann to abhi apni rashmi didi ko nangi kar ke chodne ka kar raha hai..

Rashmi—raat me jab sab log so jayenge tab tumhare room me aa jaungi to kar lena jitna mann kare..

Raj—didi raat kisne dekhi hai…mere paas ek idea hai..

Rashmi—kaisa idea…?

Raj—abhi batata hu..

Maine gadi start kar ke sidha gaon ke shmashan me le ja kar khadi kiya…vaha pahuchte hi didi chounk gayi..ye vahi jagah thi jaha maine unki bur ka udghatan kiya tha.

Rashmi—ye kya raj, tumhe raat tak ka sabra bhi nahi hai jo mujhe yaha shamshan me le aaye..

Raj—kya karu didi…kisi ko chodne ke liye isse badhiya jagah ho hi nahi sakti..chalo aao time barbad mat karo..

Rashmi—lekin raj..

Raj—tum to aise darr rahi ho didi jaise ki pahli bar yaha aayi ho…? Bhul gayi ye jagah…?

Rashmi—ye jagah kaise bhul sakti hu…yahi to tumne mujhe aadhi raat me la kar meri phad phud ke barabar kar di thi…

Raj—koi baat nahi, aaj aapki din me phad deta hu..

Maine rashmi didi ke kapde jaldi jaldi utar kar unhe nangi kiya aur phir apne kapde utar kar unke upar chadh gaya..pahle to rashmi didi darr ke karan hichkicha rahi thi lekin jaise hi unki bur garam huyi to vah bhi khul kar gaand utha utha kar chudwane lagi…achche se unki bur ki aisi taisi karne ke baad hi main unke upar se utra.

Rashmi—tum bhi na bade besabre ho raj..meri to halat hi kharab kar di tumne..

Raj—mera bas chale to main aapke upar hi chadha rahu hamesha..kabhi niche utru hi nahi..abhi to aapki gaand leni baki hai didi..

Rashmi—abhi koi gaand vaand nahi milne wali..baad me le lena…aur itna hi chadhe rahne ka mann hai mere upar to shadi kar le mujhse..phir jo mann me aaye karna..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—theek, kar lunga..mujhe manzur hai..lekin kya aap sach me mujhse shadi karne ko taiyar ho…?

Rashmi—to aur kya karu..? kisi aur ke layak to tune chhoda hi nahi hai mujhe..chod chod kar itni choudi bur kar di tumne ki jisse bhi shadi bhi meri shadi hogi vo suhagraat me dulha khud hi poora meri bur me hi ghus jayega..vaise bhi suhagraat me hi meri dekhte hi dulha samajh jayega ki main bahut jyada chudi huyi hu..tujh saand ke alawa ab kisi ko meri lene me maza ayega hi nahi..aur na hi mujhe dene me maza ayega..

Raj—theek hai..to phir kal hi main aapse shadi karunga..and ye mazaak nahi hai..I am serious..

Rashmi—achcha, phir sadhana ka kya hoga…? Aur sheetal to mujhe jaan se hi maar degi agar usko jara bhi bhanak lag gayi to….

Raj—kuch bhi ho, kal aapse shadi kar ke main aapko apni biwi banaunga...ye mera vada hai..

Rashmi—sheetal se yaad aaya..raj, sheetal ka jaldi se kuch pata lagao..uski tabiyat pahle hi bahut jyada serious hai.. na jane kaha hogi vo..? kis haal me hogi…? Kahi uske sath kuch ….

Raj (beech me hi)—nahi, jab tak main jinda hu, meri sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi meri sadhana ko..

Mushkile Jarur Hain, Magar Thahra Nahi Hoon Main

Manzil Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Pahuncha Nahi Hoon Main

Kadmo Ko Baandh Na Payengi, Musibat Ki Zanjeeren

Raston Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Bhatka Nahi Hoon Main

Sabra Ka Baandh Tootega, To Fana Kar Ke Rakh Doonga

Dushman Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Garja Nahi Hoon Main

Dil Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhi Hain Ladakpan Ki Chahten

Mohabbat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Badla Nahi Hoon Main

Mere Sath Chalta Hai, Sabki Duaon Ka Kafila

Kismat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Tanha Nahi Hoon Main
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Sadhana aur sheetal ka jikra aate hi mujhe unn 9 paheliyo ki yaad aa gayi jo aaj mujhe uss kagaz me mili thi jo chhamiya ne diya tha..rashmi didi college me padhati hain, isliye maine unse puchna uchit samjha.

Raj—achcha didi, mujhe kuch paheliya samajh me nahi aa rahi hain…kya aap unke jawab bata sakti ho…?

Rashmi—kaisi paheli…?

Raj (kagaz dikhate huye)—ye paheliyan…

Rashmi—ye to do sakhun hain..

Raj—do sakhun..? madarchod, ye do sakhun kya hota hai…?

Rashmi—sakhun, pharsi bhasa ka shabd hai, iska arth kathan ya ukti hai..do sakhun me do kathno ya uktiyo ka ek hi uttar hota hai..iska mool aadhar bhi shabdo ke do do arth hain..jaise ki ye paheliya..

A—“Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?”

Deewar banane wala raj mishtri ya rajgeer nahi tha isliye deewar tooti rah gayi…rajya (raj) vyavastha nahi thi isliye raah lut gayi.

Jawab—Raj na tha.

B—Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?

Ragne ke liye jhopdi (madhi) ya kuti nahi thi, isliye jogi bhag gaya…Dholki chamde se madhi huyi nahi thi, isliye nahi baji.

Jawab—Madhi na thi.

C—Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?

Pathik (Yatri) ke paas pani pine ke liye lota (bartan) nahi tha, isliye vah pyasa rah gaya….Gadhe ki janmajaat adat hoti hai ki jamin (Mitti) me lot lagana, gadha mitti me lota nahi tha isliye vah neeras aur udas tha.

Jawab—Lota na tha.

D—Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?

Roti ko phera (Palta) nahi gaya tha, isliye vah jal gayi….Ghode ki paidaishi adat hoti hai ki ek jagah khade ho kar phera lagana, phera na laga sakne ki sthiti me vah chalta nahi aur ek jagah par hi ad jata hai…Pani me pade paan ke patto ko panwadi baar baar pherta rahta hai, isse paan ka patta sadta nahi hai aur agar na phero to vah sad jata hai.

Jawab—Phera na tha.

E—Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?

Sitaar ke daand par sa, re, ga, ma aadi bajane ke liye dhatu ke mote taar ya taant se bandhe rahte hain, inki sankhya prayah 13, 16 ya 19 hoti hai, inhe parda kahte hain, iske bina sitaar nahi baj sakta….aurat ke sambandh me parda ka arth hai ki sharir dhakne ke liye kapde ka parda, parda na hone ke karan aurat nahayi nahi.

Jawab--Parda na tha.

F—Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?

Ghar me diya yaani ki deepak na hone se andhera tha…Fakir ko daan me kuch diya nahi tha isliye vah bigad gaya.

Jawab—Diya na tha.

G—Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.

Jawab--Bhutta

H—Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed

Jawab--Chakki

I—Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Jawab—Kela.

Raj (mann me)—paheli ka jawab to mil gaya lekin phir bhi iska matlab samajh me nahi aaya..akhir iss paheli ke piche ka raaz kya hai…? Aur uss sketch ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…? Kis jagah ka naksha hai vo, jaha se ye paheli judi huyi hai..? ho na ho, shayad ye wasiyat ki jagah ka koi clue hona chahiye…

Rashmi—lekin tum ye paheliya kyo puch rahe ho…?

Raj—kuch nahi didi, bas mere dost se ek exam paper me puchi gayi thi ye, usse bani nahi to usne mujhse puch liya..lekin mujhe to malum tha nahi isliye maine tumse puch liya..bas..

Rashmi—theek hai..ab chalo ghar..bahut der ho gayi hai..

Uske baad main rashmi didi ko le kar ghar aa gaya..room me pahuchte hi kinjal didi mere piche piche aa gayi aur aate hi unhone darwaja lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya…? Kahi mujhe phansane ka irada to nahi hai…?

Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch baat karna chahti hu..

Raj—dekho didi, agar aap abhi tak uss din ki baat se mere upar khafa ho to main pahle hi mafi maang chuka hu..ya phir shayad aap mujhe phir se jali kati sunana chahti hongi..lekin mere paas time nahi hai..aapki faltu baate sunne ka..

Kinjal (gale se lag kar sisakte huye)—apni kinjal didi ko maaf nahi karega…? Sabse to tune kitne achche se baat ki sirf mujhse hi itni berukhi kyo…? Kya main teri bahan nahi hu…? Main manti hu ki maine uss din tujh par hath utha kar theek nahi kiya, agar tu uss din ki baat se ab tak mujhse naraz hai to main tujhse apni galti ki maafi maangti hu…tu chahe to mujhe saza de le..main har saza ke liye taiyar hu lekin dekh aise muh mat mod mujhse…tu nahi janta ki mere dil par tabse kya gujar rahi hai…main aise ghut ghut kar mar jaungi raj..mar jaungi..ek tu hi to sahara hai hum sab bahno ka..agar tu hi aise karega to hum kiske sahare jinda rahengi…?

Raj—main aapse naraz nahi hu didi…aapne jo bhi kiya bilkul theek kiya…main isi layak hu..mujhe aapka bhai kahlane ka koi haq nahi hai..aur aap ye apne aanshu poch lo..aap achchi tarah se janti hain ki main apni kisi bhi bahan ki ankho me anshu nahi dekh sakta..

Kinjal (sisak kar)—mujhe jo chahe saza de lekin apni bahno se aise naraz mat hua kar mere bhai…

Raj—achcha baba maaf kiya..ab khush

Kinjal—aise nahi..pahle kasam kha..

Raj—aapki kasam..maine maaf kiya..

Kinjal—meri nahi..sheetal ki kasam kha ke bol ki tune mujhe maaf kar diya..

Raj—didi, kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai…?

Kinjal—meri kasam to jhuthi bhi kha sakta hai lekin yahi baat to sheetal ki kasam kha kar jhuth bhi bol dega to mujhe vishwash ho jayega..kyon ki main janti hu ki tu sheetal ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata..

Bhale hi maine kinjal didi ko kah diya ki maine unhe maaf kar diya hai lekin Sach to ye tha ki kinjal didi ko maine abhi tak maaf nahi kiya tha…kintu unki sheetal didi ki kasam khane wali baat ne mujhe phansa kar rakh diya tha..kyon ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, kaisi bhi paristhiti ho, main apni sheetal didi ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata.

Kinjal—kya hua…? Sheetal ki kasam khane me itna time kyo lag raha hai…? Iska matlab ki tumne mujhe maaf nahi kiya raj …? Main samajh gayi..

Raj—nahi didi, aisi baat nahi hai..vo aapne sheetal didi ka jikra kiya to mujhe unki yaad aa gayi…main apni sheetal didi ki kasam kha kar kahta hu ki uss din ke liye maine aapko maaf kiya..

Kinjal (chumte huye kaan me)—ummmm..achcha sun, darwaja andar se band mat karna…main raat me aungi jab sab so jayenge…

Raj (chounk kar)—raat me..! lekin kyo…?

Kinjal (kaan me)—vo raat me jab aungi, tab pata chal jayega..

Main kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi kinjal didi darwaja khol kar bahar chali gayi aur main tension me pad gaya kyon ki raat me to maine ritu didi ko apne sath sone ke liye bulaya tha.

Raj (tension)—ye to madarchod bahut badi balandar mistake ho gayi..raat me to ritu didi aane wali hain room me mere sath sone ke liye…lekin kinjal didi ko koun si khujli ho gayi achanak ki vo raat me ayengi..? agar dono aa gayi to sab gadbad ho jayegi…ab kya karu…?

Main abhi isi soch vichar me dooba hua tha ki iss samasya ka kaise hal nikala jaye ki tabhi arushi mere liye coffee le kar aa gayi to maine usko dhar dabocha aur doodh pakad kar blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga..

Arushi—aaaahhhh..darwaja khula hai..pahle coffee to pee lo…

Raj—theek hai..lekin iske baad ek round ho jaye..

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

 

[Prem Pujari]

pinky ko bhi bajana hai yad rakhana
sadhana aur sheetal par bhi point ghuma lo bhai thoda unhone kya kasur kiya hai

 

[Rahul]

 

[Rahul]

wonderfull update anand bhai ji

 

[Iron Man]