Incest SAAND (Completed)

[Iron Man]

SAAND
UPDATE- 285​

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

Ab aage…..

Radha (gusse se)—tu yaha baith baith mere bhaiya se kya ujul fijul ki baate kar rahi hai…? Ghar kyo nahi gayi, yaha dera jama ke baithi hai…? Chal bhag yaha se..aur haan, phone dikha jara apna…

Pinky (hanste huye)—thenga…hihihi

Radha (mann me)—sab meri hi galti hai..mujhe bhaiya ko iss randi ke paas chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha..lekin main bhi kya karti, main bhaiya ke aane ki khushi me ye bhul hi gayi thi ki ye kamini bhi hamare sath hi gadi me baithi hai.. ab jane isne mere bhaiya se kaisi kaisi baate ki hongi…? Kahi randi ne bhaiya ko I Love You to nahi bol diya…? Koi bharosa nahi hai iska..mere bhaiya ke niche letne ke liye mari ja rahi hai Sali…chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, aaj main bhaiya se sab baate saaf saaf kar ke rahungi..

Pinky usko angutha dikhate huye bhag gayi aur radha mann hi mann usko gaaliya bakti rahi..mujhe dekhte hi sab ghar wale aa kar mujhse lipat gaye aur rone lage…main bari bari se sabse gale mila, sirf kinjal didi ko chhod kar..unke kewal pair chhuye kintu gale nahi mila..thodi der me thakurain bhi vahi aa gayi…dono ne samjha kar sabhi ko shant kiya…vaha sabhi the bas rashmi didi nahi dikh rahi thi.

Raj—maa, rashmi didi kaha hain, dikhayi nahi de rahi ..?

Malti—vo abhi college se aayi kaha hai..

Raj—theek hai, main unhe le kar aata hu phir araam se baate karenge..

Kinjal didi unke gale na milne par hairan thi aur shayad unhe dukh bhi pahucha tha lekin maine unko ignore kiya aur apna samaan le kar room me chala gaya..tabhi mere room ka darwaja dhire se band hua aur koi piche se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main samajh gaya ki ye ritu didi hain.

Raj—ritu didi

Ritu (sisakte huye)—mujhe didi mat bol..kya ye bhul gaye tum ki jo ritu kabhi tumhari didi thi, uske gale me mangalsutra aur maang me sindoor bhar ke tum apni uss ritu didi ko apni biwi bana chuke ho... ?

Raj (palat kar)—main nahi bhula hu..mujhe yaad hai ki aap meri biwi ho...uuummmmmm....aur mujhe apni ritu didi, biwi ke roop me haste huye achchi lagti hai, rote huye nahi..

Ritu—tumhe kaise samjhaau raj.. ? ab tumhare bina kuch bhi achcha nahi lagta..

Tujhse Kahne Ko To Bahut Kuch Hai, Par Alfaz Kaha Se Laaun

Yoon To Jeene Ki Vajah Bahut Hain Duniya Mein

Pyar Tujhse Kyon Hai, Kya Vajah Bataaun

Jab Se Mana Tujhe Apna, Na Main Apni Rahi Na Dil Apna

Dil Ko Tujhse Door Bhi Le Jaaun To Kaise Use Samjhaaun

Majbooriyan To Bahut Hain Jahan Mein, Jo Tujhse Pyar Karne Se Roke

Par Iss Dil Ko Kaise Manaaun

Tu Hi Bata Ki Tujhe Kaise Main Bhool Jaaun

Koi Asaan Sa Tarika Jo Ho Paas Tere

Kah De Mujhe Bhi, Jo Asaani Se Main Bhi Jee Paaun
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Raj—ohh didi..I Love You meri ritu jaanu..mujhe nahi malum tha ki meri ritu didi mujhse itna pyar karti hai..

Maine ritu didi ko apni baaho me bhar liya aur unke hotho par apne hoth chipka diye..vo kisi komal lata ki bhanti mujhse lipat gayi..iss chumban me koi hawash nahi thi balki unke prem ne mujhe khich liya...jab tak saanse bhar nahi aayi hum dono aise hi lipat kar ek dusre ke adhro se madhur milaap karte huye prem ka rasaswadan karte rahe.

Ritu—main tumhare liye coffee bana kar lati hu..

Raj (dhire se)—raat me meri ritu didi mere sath hi soyegi na... ?

Ritu (sharma kar)—hmmm

Thodi der baate karne ke baad ritu didi mere liye coffee banane chali gayi magar tab tak kinjal didi coffee bana chuki thi aur le bhi aayi...vo mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe jyada tavajjo nahi di aur unki banayi coffee bina piye hi rashmi didi ko lene ke liye college chala gaya.

Mujhe dekhte hi rashmi didi bhag kar mere paas aa gayi..gadi me baitha kar sabse pahle maine unko baaho me le kar jee bhar ke pyar kiya ..

Rashmi—rajj, yaha raste me koi dekh lega..kya kar rahe ho... ?

Raj—apni didi ko pyar kar raha hu...kyo nahi kar sakta... ?

Rashmi—ghar pahuch ke kar lena jee bhar ke pyar..par yaha nahi..pls..

Raj—mera mann to abhi apni rashmi didi ko nangi kar ke chodne ka kar raha hai..

Rashmi—raat me jab sab log so jayenge tab tumhare room me aa jaungi to kar lena jitna mann kare..

Raj—didi raat kisne dekhi hai…mere paas ek idea hai..

Rashmi—kaisa idea…?

Raj—abhi batata hu..

Maine gadi start kar ke sidha gaon ke shmashan me le ja kar khadi kiya…vaha pahuchte hi didi chounk gayi..ye vahi jagah thi jaha maine unki bur ka udghatan kiya tha.

Rashmi—ye kya raj, tumhe raat tak ka sabra bhi nahi hai jo mujhe yaha shamshan me le aaye..

Raj—kya karu didi…kisi ko chodne ke liye isse badhiya jagah ho hi nahi sakti..chalo aao time barbad mat karo..

Rashmi—lekin raj..

Raj—tum to aise darr rahi ho didi jaise ki pahli bar yaha aayi ho…? Bhul gayi ye jagah…?

Rashmi—ye jagah kaise bhul sakti hu…yahi to tumne mujhe aadhi raat me la kar meri phad phud ke barabar kar di thi…

Raj—koi baat nahi, aaj aapki din me phad deta hu..

Maine rashmi didi ke kapde jaldi jaldi utar kar unhe nangi kiya aur phir apne kapde utar kar unke upar chadh gaya..pahle to rashmi didi darr ke karan hichkicha rahi thi lekin jaise hi unki bur garam huyi to vah bhi khul kar gaand utha utha kar chudwane lagi…achche se unki bur ki aisi taisi karne ke baad hi main unke upar se utra.

Rashmi—tum bhi na bade besabre ho raj..meri to halat hi kharab kar di tumne..

Raj—mera bas chale to main aapke upar hi chadha rahu hamesha..kabhi niche utru hi nahi..abhi to aapki gaand leni baki hai didi..

Rashmi—abhi koi gaand vaand nahi milne wali..baad me le lena…aur itna hi chadhe rahne ka mann hai mere upar to shadi kar le mujhse..phir jo mann me aaye karna..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—theek, kar lunga..mujhe manzur hai..lekin kya aap sach me mujhse shadi karne ko taiyar ho…?

Rashmi—to aur kya karu..? kisi aur ke layak to tune chhoda hi nahi hai mujhe..chod chod kar itni choudi bur kar di tumne ki jisse bhi shadi bhi meri shadi hogi vo suhagraat me dulha khud hi poora meri bur me hi ghus jayega..vaise bhi suhagraat me hi meri dekhte hi dulha samajh jayega ki main bahut jyada chudi huyi hu..tujh saand ke alawa ab kisi ko meri lene me maza ayega hi nahi..aur na hi mujhe dene me maza ayega..

Raj—theek hai..to phir kal hi main aapse shadi karunga..and ye mazaak nahi hai..I am serious..

Rashmi—achcha, phir sadhana ka kya hoga…? Aur sheetal to mujhe jaan se hi maar degi agar usko jara bhi bhanak lag gayi to….

Raj—kuch bhi ho, kal aapse shadi kar ke main aapko apni biwi banaunga...ye mera vada hai..

Rashmi—sheetal se yaad aaya..raj, sheetal ka jaldi se kuch pata lagao..uski tabiyat pahle hi bahut jyada serious hai.. na jane kaha hogi vo..? kis haal me hogi…? Kahi uske sath kuch ….

Raj (beech me hi)—nahi, jab tak main jinda hu, meri sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi meri sadhana ko..

Mushkile Jarur Hain, Magar Thahra Nahi Hoon Main

Manzil Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Pahuncha Nahi Hoon Main

Kadmo Ko Baandh Na Payengi, Musibat Ki Zanjeeren

Raston Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Bhatka Nahi Hoon Main

Sabra Ka Baandh Tootega, To Fana Kar Ke Rakh Doonga

Dushman Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Garja Nahi Hoon Main

Dil Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhi Hain Ladakpan Ki Chahten

Mohabbat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Badla Nahi Hoon Main

Mere Sath Chalta Hai, Sabki Duaon Ka Kafila

Kismat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Tanha Nahi Hoon Main
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Sadhana aur sheetal ka jikra aate hi mujhe unn 9 paheliyo ki yaad aa gayi jo aaj mujhe uss kagaz me mili thi jo chhamiya ne diya tha..rashmi didi college me padhati hain, isliye maine unse puchna uchit samjha.

Raj—achcha didi, mujhe kuch paheliya samajh me nahi aa rahi hain…kya aap unke jawab bata sakti ho…?

Rashmi—kaisi paheli…?

Raj (kagaz dikhate huye)—ye paheliyan…

Rashmi—ye to do sakhun hain..

Raj—do sakhun..? madarchod, ye do sakhun kya hota hai…?

Rashmi—sakhun, pharsi bhasa ka shabd hai, iska arth kathan ya ukti hai..do sakhun me do kathno ya uktiyo ka ek hi uttar hota hai..iska mool aadhar bhi shabdo ke do do arth hain..jaise ki ye paheliya..

A—“Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?”

Deewar banane wala raj mishtri ya rajgeer nahi tha isliye deewar tooti rah gayi…rajya (raj) vyavastha nahi thi isliye raah lut gayi.

Jawab—Raj na tha.

B—Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?

Ragne ke liye jhopdi (madhi) ya kuti nahi thi, isliye jogi bhag gaya…Dholki chamde se madhi huyi nahi thi, isliye nahi baji.

Jawab—Madhi na thi.

C—Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?

Pathik (Yatri) ke paas pani pine ke liye lota (bartan) nahi tha, isliye vah pyasa rah gaya….Gadhe ki janmajaat adat hoti hai ki jamin (Mitti) me lot lagana, gadha mitti me lota nahi tha isliye vah neeras aur udas tha.

Jawab—Lota na tha.

D—Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?

Roti ko phera (Palta) nahi gaya tha, isliye vah jal gayi….Ghode ki paidaishi adat hoti hai ki ek jagah khade ho kar phera lagana, phera na laga sakne ki sthiti me vah chalta nahi aur ek jagah par hi ad jata hai…Pani me pade paan ke patto ko panwadi baar baar pherta rahta hai, isse paan ka patta sadta nahi hai aur agar na phero to vah sad jata hai.

Jawab—Phera na tha.

E—Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?

Sitaar ke daand par sa, re, ga, ma aadi bajane ke liye dhatu ke mote taar ya taant se bandhe rahte hain, inki sankhya prayah 13, 16 ya 19 hoti hai, inhe parda kahte hain, iske bina sitaar nahi baj sakta….aurat ke sambandh me parda ka arth hai ki sharir dhakne ke liye kapde ka parda, parda na hone ke karan aurat nahayi nahi.

Jawab--Parda na tha.

F—Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?

Ghar me diya yaani ki deepak na hone se andhera tha…Fakir ko daan me kuch diya nahi tha isliye vah bigad gaya.

Jawab—Diya na tha.

G—Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.

Jawab--Bhutta

H—Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed

Jawab--Chakki

I—Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Jawab—Kela.

Raj (mann me)—paheli ka jawab to mil gaya lekin phir bhi iska matlab samajh me nahi aaya..akhir iss paheli ke piche ka raaz kya hai…? Aur uss sketch ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…? Kis jagah ka naksha hai vo, jaha se ye paheli judi huyi hai..? ho na ho, shayad ye wasiyat ki jagah ka koi clue hona chahiye…

Rashmi—lekin tum ye paheliya kyo puch rahe ho…?

Raj—kuch nahi didi, bas mere dost se ek exam paper me puchi gayi thi ye, usse bani nahi to usne mujhse puch liya..lekin mujhe to malum tha nahi isliye maine tumse puch liya..bas..

Rashmi—theek hai..ab chalo ghar..bahut der ho gayi hai..

Uske baad main rashmi didi ko le kar ghar aa gaya..room me pahuchte hi kinjal didi mere piche piche aa gayi aur aate hi unhone darwaja lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya…? Kahi mujhe phansane ka irada to nahi hai…?

Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch baat karna chahti hu..

Raj—dekho didi, agar aap abhi tak uss din ki baat se mere upar khafa ho to main pahle hi mafi maang chuka hu..ya phir shayad aap mujhe phir se jali kati sunana chahti hongi..lekin mere paas time nahi hai..aapki faltu baate sunne ka..

Kinjal (gale se lag kar sisakte huye)—apni kinjal didi ko maaf nahi karega…? Sabse to tune kitne achche se baat ki sirf mujhse hi itni berukhi kyo…? Kya main teri bahan nahi hu…? Main manti hu ki maine uss din tujh par hath utha kar theek nahi kiya, agar tu uss din ki baat se ab tak mujhse naraz hai to main tujhse apni galti ki maafi maangti hu…tu chahe to mujhe saza de le..main har saza ke liye taiyar hu lekin dekh aise muh mat mod mujhse…tu nahi janta ki mere dil par tabse kya gujar rahi hai…main aise ghut ghut kar mar jaungi raj..mar jaungi..ek tu hi to sahara hai hum sab bahno ka..agar tu hi aise karega to hum kiske sahare jinda rahengi…?

Raj—main aapse naraz nahi hu didi…aapne jo bhi kiya bilkul theek kiya…main isi layak hu..mujhe aapka bhai kahlane ka koi haq nahi hai..aur aap ye apne aanshu poch lo..aap achchi tarah se janti hain ki main apni kisi bhi bahan ki ankho me anshu nahi dekh sakta..

Kinjal (sisak kar)—mujhe jo chahe saza de lekin apni bahno se aise naraz mat hua kar mere bhai…

Raj—achcha baba maaf kiya..ab khush

Kinjal—aise nahi..pahle kasam kha..

Raj—aapki kasam..maine maaf kiya..

Kinjal—meri nahi..sheetal ki kasam kha ke bol ki tune mujhe maaf kar diya..

Raj—didi, kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai…?

Kinjal—meri kasam to jhuthi bhi kha sakta hai lekin yahi baat to sheetal ki kasam kha kar jhuth bhi bol dega to mujhe vishwash ho jayega..kyon ki main janti hu ki tu sheetal ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata..

Bhale hi maine kinjal didi ko kah diya ki maine unhe maaf kar diya hai lekin Sach to ye tha ki kinjal didi ko maine abhi tak maaf nahi kiya tha…kintu unki sheetal didi ki kasam khane wali baat ne mujhe phansa kar rakh diya tha..kyon ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, kaisi bhi paristhiti ho, main apni sheetal didi ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata.

Kinjal—kya hua…? Sheetal ki kasam khane me itna time kyo lag raha hai…? Iska matlab ki tumne mujhe maaf nahi kiya raj …? Main samajh gayi..

Raj—nahi didi, aisi baat nahi hai..vo aapne sheetal didi ka jikra kiya to mujhe unki yaad aa gayi…main apni sheetal didi ki kasam kha kar kahta hu ki uss din ke liye maine aapko maaf kiya..

Kinjal (chumte huye kaan me)—ummmm..achcha sun, darwaja andar se band mat karna…main raat me aungi jab sab so jayenge…

Raj (chounk kar)—raat me..! lekin kyo…?

Kinjal (kaan me)—vo raat me jab aungi, tab pata chal jayega..

Main kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi kinjal didi darwaja khol kar bahar chali gayi aur main tension me pad gaya kyon ki raat me to maine ritu didi ko apne sath sone ke liye bulaya tha.

Raj (tension)—ye to madarchod bahut badi balandar mistake ho gayi..raat me to ritu didi aane wali hain room me mere sath sone ke liye…lekin kinjal didi ko koun si khujli ho gayi achanak ki vo raat me ayengi..? agar dono aa gayi to sab gadbad ho jayegi…ab kya karu…?

Main abhi isi soch vichar me dooba hua tha ki iss samasya ka kaise hal nikala jaye ki tabhi arushi mere liye coffee le kar aa gayi to maine usko dhar dabocha aur doodh pakad kar blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga..

Arushi—aaaahhhh..darwaja khula hai..pahle coffee to pee lo…

Raj—theek hai..lekin iske baad ek round ho jaye..

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Lagta hai Raat me poora ghar ke females Raj ke Room me hi aanewali hai . Aisa hua to maza aa jayega hamam me sab nange . Kinjal ne raat me aane ko kaha uske Dimag me kya chal raha hai . Rashmi ne paheliya solve kar di ab dekhte hai esse kya madad milti hai v.

 

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SAAND
UPDATE- 286​

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Ab aage…….

Arushi—kya hua….?

Raj (tension)—kuch nahi, vo khansi aa gayi..

Arushi—achcha main jati hu, raat me aungi..

Raj (mann me)—tum sab mil kar aisi taisi kar dogi meri lagta hai aaj hi..

Arushi ke jate hi main paheli se jude uske jawab ke baare me sochne laga magar meri saand buddhi me kuch samajh me nahi aaya to socha ki chal kar pahle thakurain se mil leta hu kyon ki usne mujhse kiya apna vada nibhane me koi kasar baki nahi rakhi thi..jitna usne kiya tha utna to koi mera apna bhi nahi karta, iss chakkar me usne apna bachcha bhi kho diya kintu uss baat ke liye usne mere samne tanik bhi dukh vyakt nahi kiya..par mera bhi to kuch farz hota hai, use dhadhas dene ka..dusra black star se judi baate ya apni koi bhi pareshani main ya to apni sheetal didi se discuss karta tha, balki ye kahna jyada sahi hoga ki sheetal didi khud hi bina kuch kahe hi meri pareshani ko samajh jati thi, phir apni kasam de kar mujhse sab ugalwa hi leti thi warna main ye sab baate sirf thakurain se hi discuss karta tha..yahi soch kar main usse milne ke liye apne room se nikal pada lekin abhi aangan tak pahucha hi tha ki mujhe jate dekh kar minakshi didi daudti huyi mere paas aa gayi.

Minakshi—raj, kaha ja rahe ho... ? mujhse to abhi dhang se mile bhi nahi tum..

Raj—haan, thoda urgent kaam se thakurain ke paas ja raha hu haweli tak..kyo kuch kaam tha didi... ?

Minakshi—haan, kaam to tha...khair abhi tum jaldi me ho to koi baat nahi...baad me raat me sabke sone ke baad tumhare room me aaungi, tab baat karenge..

Raj (sakpaka kar)—madarchod, ye bhi raat me …

Minakshi—ye bhi matlab…?

Raj—nahi, nahi,,kuch nahi..bas kuch soch raha tha..achcha chalta hu..baad me baat karenge..(mann me)..sab raat me ayengi to mera sara bhanda phod ho jayega…kya karu…? Kisi ko mana bhi to nahi kar sakta na ab…ek kaam karta hu, sala raat me aaj ghar hi nahi aaunga, phir ghanta ukhad lengi mera sab..aaj haweli me hi raat ruk kar thakurain, arti aur shanti ki bur ko bhosda banaunga tabiyat se poori raat…haan, yahi theek rahega..

Ye sab mann me sochte huye main haweli pahuch gaya…jaha mujhe ab sabhi pahchante the to guards ne dekhte hi salaam kiya, unse mil kar main sidha andar chala gaya…andar thakurain mera hi intazar kar rahi thi..mujhe dekhte hi vo meri taraf tezi se lapki magar usse pahle hi koi dusri jor se ‘rajjj’ kah ke chillate huye aa kar meri baaho me jhul gayi..

Ye arti thi jo chhat me tahal rahi thi aur mujhe dekhte hi tezi se niche utar kar mujhse lipat gayi…thakurain bechari chupchap dekhti rah gayi, use mann masos kar rah jana pada.

Arti—tum kaha chale gaye the rajj mujhe chhod kar…? Tumne to mujhse vada kiya tha ki mujhe apne sath rakhoge, phir kyo gaye…? Pata hai main kitna ghabra gayi thi, kitna roti thi roj…?

Raj—bas kuch kaam me phans gaya tha isliye deri ho gayi aane me.

Arti—ab main tumhe akele kahi nahi jane dungi…main phir se widhwa nahi hona chahti..

Raj—dekho main ekdam theek hu..aur tum dekho kitni dubli ho gayi ho..khana vana nahi khati kya…?

Arti—tumhare bina khana achcha nahi lagta tha..

Raj—agar khaogi nahi to raat bhar saand ko jhelogi kaise…?

Arti—ab tum aa gaye ho to khoob khaungi..

Raj (kaan me)—kya khaogi khoob…khana ya lund….?

Arti—dono

Arti ne khud hi apne hoth mere hotho se chipka diye aur jor se chumne lagi..ye dekh kar thakurain apne room me chali gayi aur phir bhitar room se jor jor jaan bujh kar khaanste huye apni upasthiti ka ehsaas karane lagi…thakurain ki awaz sunte hi arti ko hosh aaya to vah thoda sakpaka gayi.

Raj—kya hua..?

Arti—tum baitho, main tumhare liye coffee lati hu..

Arti sharmate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main thakurain ke paas aa gaya jaha vo muh latkaye baithi thi..maine aate hi usko apni bahupash me kas liya aur uske adhro ka raspan karne laga…thakurain bhi nirvirodh amarlata ki bhanti mujhse lipatti chali gayi jaise ki barso se is prem ki pyasi ho…kafi der tak hum aise hi alinganbaddh ho kar ek dusre ke adhro par chumban ka aadaan pradan karte rahe.

Thakurain—kitna tadpi hu main inn baaho me samane ke liye…mujhe vishwash tha ki tum jarur vapis aaoge..aur jab tum aaye to main chipak bhi nahi saki tumse..

Raj—chipak jana tha ..

Thakurain—kaise chipak jati…? Vaha ghar par to meri nanad chipki thi…bahno ka haq pahle tha apne bhai par, phir main kaise beech me roda banti…? Vo sab tumhe bahut chahti hain..aur phir yaha aaye bhi to mera number ab ja kar laga hai..

Raj—haan, beech me arti jo aa gayi thi..vaise mera dil itna bhi chota nahi tha ki tumhe apni baaho me nahi le sakta tha, tum hi andar room me aa gayi thi..

Thakurain—arti bhi to tumhari biwi hai, phir usko kaise mana kar deti…? Vo bhi to tumhare pyar ki utni hi haqdar hai jitni ki main..

Raj—itna pyar karti ho mujhse….?

Thakurain—main tumhari sadhana to nahi ban sakti aur na hi sheetal ki barabari karne ki soch sakti hu lekin phir bhi tumhi mere liye sab kuch ho..tum meri har saans me bas chuke ho..

Raj—indu tumhari yahi khasiyat to mere dil ko chhu gayi hai, tabhi to main tumhe sadhana aur sheetal didi ke baad agar koi mere dil ke sabse karib hai to vo tum ho indu, tum…main tum par bhi utna hi bharosa karta hu jitna ki apni sheetal didi aur sadhana par..

Thakurain—tumne ye kah kar mere dil ka sara dard hi gayab kar diya raj…itne dino se jo tumse milne ki dil me tadap thi vo door kar di aur ek naya hausla de diya mujhe..

Raj—tumne jo kuch kiya mere liye vo main kabhi bhula nahi sakta aur na hi tumhara ehsaan kabhi utaar sakta hu indu.. agartum nahi hoti to meri gudiya ke sath…

Thakurain (hotho me ungli rakh kar)—ye kabhi mat kahna ki maine koi ehsaan kiya hai..maine to sirf apna farz nibhaya hai… radha agar tumhari bahan hai to meri bhi to sabse choti aur ladli nanad hai vo..uss ghar ki izzat kya meri izzat nahi hai…? Phir main kaise apne ghar ki izzat par daag lagne de sakti thi..?

Raj—lekin iss chakkar me tum apna bachcha..mera matlab hai ki hamara bachcha...

Thakurain (beech me hi)—to kya hua…? Mujhe apna bachcha khone ka itna gum nahi hai jitna ki Mujhe iss baat ki khushi hai ki maine apne ghar ki izzat nilaam hone se bacha li, shayad ye uski kimat thi jo maine chuka di..khair bachche ka kya hai…tum salamat raho to main aise kayi bachcho ki maa ban jaungi..

Halanki ye sab kahte huye thakurain ki ankhe bhar aayi thi bachcha khone ki baat par..main uska dard samajh sakta tha ki vo sirf meri khushi ke liye ye sab kah rahi hai lekin phir bhi uski baat sun kar mujhe uske upar bahut pyar aaya aur maine ek baar phir se usko apni baaho me bhar liya..iss baar vo apna dukh nahi daba payi aur sisak padi…jo ki usne itne dino se iss dukh ko apne andar dabaye huye thi.

Maine bhi usko jee bhar ke ro lene diya jisse ki uske andar daba dard ka gubbaar anshuo ke raste bahar nikal jaye…jab rote rote uska dard kam hua to maine ek baar phir uske hotho par pyar ki barish karne laga.

Raj—tum to meri sabse pyari aur bahadur biwi ho..dekhna main tumhe har saal apne bachche ki maa banaunga..hum dono ke bachche jab gaon me khelne niklenge na, to log unhe dekh kar yahi samjhenge ki kisi school ki chhutti huyi ho.. tum mera sath dogi na, itne bachche paida karne me…?

Thakurain (sharma kar)—hmmm

Raj—ye huyi na koi baat..to phir bachcha paida karne ki practice shuru kare…?

Thakurain—aaj nahi…kal se..

Raj—kal se kyo.. ? aaj kyo nahi... ?

Thakurain—vo aaj mera ekadashi ka vrat hai isliye..

Raj—ye koun sa naya vrat paida ho gaya... ?

Thakurain—ye vrat to har mahine aata hai..

Raj—khair chalo koi baat nahi..jaha itne din intazar kiya, vaha ek din aur sahi..

Thakurain—achcha raj, tumhare sath kya hua tha yaha se jane ke baad..? tum kaha the itne din…? Tumhe kaha tha ki baad me bataunga..batao na…

Raj—indu, baat ye hai ki jab main yaha se gaya tha tab…

Phir maine thakurain ko sab bata diya jo kuch yaha se jane ke baad mere sath hua tha..yaha tak ki tanu aur kalyani ke sath huye sex ke baare me bhi..sab sun kar thakurain ke chehre par dard aur gussa dono ke bhaav the..

Thakurain (gusse me)—vo harami abhay, aur black star mujhe ek baar mil jaye to kamino ke pichwade me goli maarungi..

Raj—uski tension mat lo..usse to main nipat hi lunga…lekin pahle mujhe vo wasiyat hasil karni hai..

Thakurain—wasiyat ka kuch pata chala ki vo kaha hai…?

Raj—abhi kaha… wasiyat to mil nahi rahi ulta paheli ke upar paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha hai mera…ek paheli solve karta hu to dusri paheli gale me pad jati hai..bas inn paheliyo me hi gol gol ghum raha hu..

Thakurain—ab koun si paheli me ulajh gaye ho….?

Raj—(phir maine rashmi didi ne jis paheli ka jawab bataya tha, uske baare me bataya)…

Thakurain—iss paheli ka jawab to mil gaya hai na, phir kya dikkat hai... ?

Raj—jawab to mil gaya hai lekin ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ..Raj Na Tha, Lota Na Tha, Phera Na Tha, Parda Na Tha, Diya Na Tha, Madhi Na Thi, Chakki, Bhutta, Kela…etc. inn sabka wasiyat se kya lena dena hai…? Ye madarchod to paheli ke andar paheli ho gayi..

Thakurain (kuch soch kar)—inn 9 paheliyo ka matlab ye to samajh aa gaya ki ye wasiyat wali jagah se sambandh rakhti hain…iss paheli jawab ke to sirf do hi matlab ho sakte hain..pahla, ye sab cheeze uss wasiyat wali jagah par moujud hain jinhe vaha se hatana hai….dusra, ye sab cheeze vaha par nahi hain aur tumhe ye sab apne sath le kar vaha jana hai…isme ek baat to saaf hai ki paheli ke pahle jawab Raj Na Tha ka sidha matlab tumse hai kyon ki uss wasiyat ke asli waris tum ho, vo shabd tumhare liye hai..

Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?

Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..

Raj—kaisa jawab…?

Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?

 

[Rahul]

thakurain bahut pyari hai aur diler bhi hai wasiyat me jarur kuch aisa hai jo itna hangama ho raha hai

 

[Prem Pujari]

SAAND
UPDATE- 286​

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Ab aage…….

Arushi—kya hua….?

Raj (tension)—kuch nahi, vo khansi aa gayi..

Arushi—achcha main jati hu, raat me aungi..

Raj (mann me)—tum sab mil kar aisi taisi kar dogi meri lagta hai aaj hi..

Arushi ke jate hi main paheli se jude uske jawab ke baare me sochne laga magar meri saand buddhi me kuch samajh me nahi aaya to socha ki chal kar pahle thakurain se mil leta hu kyon ki usne mujhse kiya apna vada nibhane me koi kasar baki nahi rakhi thi..jitna usne kiya tha utna to koi mera apna bhi nahi karta, iss chakkar me usne apna bachcha bhi kho diya kintu uss baat ke liye usne mere samne tanik bhi dukh vyakt nahi kiya..par mera bhi to kuch farz hota hai, use dhadhas dene ka..dusra black star se judi baate ya apni koi bhi pareshani main ya to apni sheetal didi se discuss karta tha, balki ye kahna jyada sahi hoga ki sheetal didi khud hi bina kuch kahe hi meri pareshani ko samajh jati thi, phir apni kasam de kar mujhse sab ugalwa hi leti thi warna main ye sab baate sirf thakurain se hi discuss karta tha..yahi soch kar main usse milne ke liye apne room se nikal pada lekin abhi aangan tak pahucha hi tha ki mujhe jate dekh kar minakshi didi daudti huyi mere paas aa gayi.

Minakshi—raj, kaha ja rahe ho... ? mujhse to abhi dhang se mile bhi nahi tum..

Raj—haan, thoda urgent kaam se thakurain ke paas ja raha hu haweli tak..kyo kuch kaam tha didi... ?

Minakshi—haan, kaam to tha...khair abhi tum jaldi me ho to koi baat nahi...baad me raat me sabke sone ke baad tumhare room me aaungi, tab baat karenge..

Raj (sakpaka kar)—madarchod, ye bhi raat me …

Minakshi—ye bhi matlab…?

Raj—nahi, nahi,,kuch nahi..bas kuch soch raha tha..achcha chalta hu..baad me baat karenge..(mann me)..sab raat me ayengi to mera sara bhanda phod ho jayega…kya karu…? Kisi ko mana bhi to nahi kar sakta na ab…ek kaam karta hu, sala raat me aaj ghar hi nahi aaunga, phir ghanta ukhad lengi mera sab..aaj haweli me hi raat ruk kar thakurain, arti aur shanti ki bur ko bhosda banaunga tabiyat se poori raat…haan, yahi theek rahega..

Ye sab mann me sochte huye main haweli pahuch gaya…jaha mujhe ab sabhi pahchante the to guards ne dekhte hi salaam kiya, unse mil kar main sidha andar chala gaya…andar thakurain mera hi intazar kar rahi thi..mujhe dekhte hi vo meri taraf tezi se lapki magar usse pahle hi koi dusri jor se ‘rajjj’ kah ke chillate huye aa kar meri baaho me jhul gayi..

Ye arti thi jo chhat me tahal rahi thi aur mujhe dekhte hi tezi se niche utar kar mujhse lipat gayi…thakurain bechari chupchap dekhti rah gayi, use mann masos kar rah jana pada.

Arti—tum kaha chale gaye the rajj mujhe chhod kar…? Tumne to mujhse vada kiya tha ki mujhe apne sath rakhoge, phir kyo gaye…? Pata hai main kitna ghabra gayi thi, kitna roti thi roj…?

Raj—bas kuch kaam me phans gaya tha isliye deri ho gayi aane me.

Arti—ab main tumhe akele kahi nahi jane dungi…main phir se widhwa nahi hona chahti..

Raj—dekho main ekdam theek hu..aur tum dekho kitni dubli ho gayi ho..khana vana nahi khati kya…?

Arti—tumhare bina khana achcha nahi lagta tha..

Raj—agar khaogi nahi to raat bhar saand ko jhelogi kaise…?

Arti—ab tum aa gaye ho to khoob khaungi..

Raj (kaan me)—kya khaogi khoob…khana ya lund….?

Arti—dono

Arti ne khud hi apne hoth mere hotho se chipka diye aur jor se chumne lagi..ye dekh kar thakurain apne room me chali gayi aur phir bhitar room se jor jor jaan bujh kar khaanste huye apni upasthiti ka ehsaas karane lagi…thakurain ki awaz sunte hi arti ko hosh aaya to vah thoda sakpaka gayi.

Raj—kya hua..?

Arti—tum baitho, main tumhare liye coffee lati hu..

Arti sharmate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main thakurain ke paas aa gaya jaha vo muh latkaye baithi thi..maine aate hi usko apni bahupash me kas liya aur uske adhro ka raspan karne laga…thakurain bhi nirvirodh amarlata ki bhanti mujhse lipatti chali gayi jaise ki barso se is prem ki pyasi ho…kafi der tak hum aise hi alinganbaddh ho kar ek dusre ke adhro par chumban ka aadaan pradan karte rahe.

Thakurain—kitna tadpi hu main inn baaho me samane ke liye…mujhe vishwash tha ki tum jarur vapis aaoge..aur jab tum aaye to main chipak bhi nahi saki tumse..

Raj—chipak jana tha ..

Thakurain—kaise chipak jati…? Vaha ghar par to meri nanad chipki thi…bahno ka haq pahle tha apne bhai par, phir main kaise beech me roda banti…? Vo sab tumhe bahut chahti hain..aur phir yaha aaye bhi to mera number ab ja kar laga hai..

Raj—haan, beech me arti jo aa gayi thi..vaise mera dil itna bhi chota nahi tha ki tumhe apni baaho me nahi le sakta tha, tum hi andar room me aa gayi thi..

Thakurain—arti bhi to tumhari biwi hai, phir usko kaise mana kar deti…? Vo bhi to tumhare pyar ki utni hi haqdar hai jitni ki main..

Raj—itna pyar karti ho mujhse….?

Thakurain—main tumhari sadhana to nahi ban sakti aur na hi sheetal ki barabari karne ki soch sakti hu lekin phir bhi tumhi mere liye sab kuch ho..tum meri har saans me bas chuke ho..

Raj—indu tumhari yahi khasiyat to mere dil ko chhu gayi hai, tabhi to main tumhe sadhana aur sheetal didi ke baad agar koi mere dil ke sabse karib hai to vo tum ho indu, tum…main tum par bhi utna hi bharosa karta hu jitna ki apni sheetal didi aur sadhana par..

Thakurain—tumne ye kah kar mere dil ka sara dard hi gayab kar diya raj…itne dino se jo tumse milne ki dil me tadap thi vo door kar di aur ek naya hausla de diya mujhe..

Raj—tumne jo kuch kiya mere liye vo main kabhi bhula nahi sakta aur na hi tumhara ehsaan kabhi utaar sakta hu indu.. agartum nahi hoti to meri gudiya ke sath…

Thakurain (hotho me ungli rakh kar)—ye kabhi mat kahna ki maine koi ehsaan kiya hai..maine to sirf apna farz nibhaya hai… radha agar tumhari bahan hai to meri bhi to sabse choti aur ladli nanad hai vo..uss ghar ki izzat kya meri izzat nahi hai…? Phir main kaise apne ghar ki izzat par daag lagne de sakti thi..?

Raj—lekin iss chakkar me tum apna bachcha..mera matlab hai ki hamara bachcha...

Thakurain (beech me hi)—to kya hua…? Mujhe apna bachcha khone ka itna gum nahi hai jitna ki Mujhe iss baat ki khushi hai ki maine apne ghar ki izzat nilaam hone se bacha li, shayad ye uski kimat thi jo maine chuka di..khair bachche ka kya hai…tum salamat raho to main aise kayi bachcho ki maa ban jaungi..

Halanki ye sab kahte huye thakurain ki ankhe bhar aayi thi bachcha khone ki baat par..main uska dard samajh sakta tha ki vo sirf meri khushi ke liye ye sab kah rahi hai lekin phir bhi uski baat sun kar mujhe uske upar bahut pyar aaya aur maine ek baar phir se usko apni baaho me bhar liya..iss baar vo apna dukh nahi daba payi aur sisak padi…jo ki usne itne dino se iss dukh ko apne andar dabaye huye thi.

Maine bhi usko jee bhar ke ro lene diya jisse ki uske andar daba dard ka gubbaar anshuo ke raste bahar nikal jaye…jab rote rote uska dard kam hua to maine ek baar phir uske hotho par pyar ki barish karne laga.

Raj—tum to meri sabse pyari aur bahadur biwi ho..dekhna main tumhe har saal apne bachche ki maa banaunga..hum dono ke bachche jab gaon me khelne niklenge na, to log unhe dekh kar yahi samjhenge ki kisi school ki chhutti huyi ho.. tum mera sath dogi na, itne bachche paida karne me…?

Thakurain (sharma kar)—hmmm

Raj—ye huyi na koi baat..to phir bachcha paida karne ki practice shuru kare…?

Thakurain—aaj nahi…kal se..

Raj—kal se kyo.. ? aaj kyo nahi... ?

Thakurain—vo aaj mera ekadashi ka vrat hai isliye..

Raj—ye koun sa naya vrat paida ho gaya... ?

Thakurain—ye vrat to har mahine aata hai..

Raj—khair chalo koi baat nahi..jaha itne din intazar kiya, vaha ek din aur sahi..

Thakurain—achcha raj, tumhare sath kya hua tha yaha se jane ke baad..? tum kaha the itne din…? Tumhe kaha tha ki baad me bataunga..batao na…

Raj—indu, baat ye hai ki jab main yaha se gaya tha tab…

Phir maine thakurain ko sab bata diya jo kuch yaha se jane ke baad mere sath hua tha..yaha tak ki tanu aur kalyani ke sath huye sex ke baare me bhi..sab sun kar thakurain ke chehre par dard aur gussa dono ke bhaav the..

Thakurain (gusse me)—vo harami abhay, aur black star mujhe ek baar mil jaye to kamino ke pichwade me goli maarungi..

Raj—uski tension mat lo..usse to main nipat hi lunga…lekin pahle mujhe vo wasiyat hasil karni hai..

Thakurain—wasiyat ka kuch pata chala ki vo kaha hai…?

Raj—abhi kaha… wasiyat to mil nahi rahi ulta paheli ke upar paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha hai mera…ek paheli solve karta hu to dusri paheli gale me pad jati hai..bas inn paheliyo me hi gol gol ghum raha hu..

Thakurain—ab koun si paheli me ulajh gaye ho….?

Raj—(phir maine rashmi didi ne jis paheli ka jawab bataya tha, uske baare me bataya)…

Thakurain—iss paheli ka jawab to mil gaya hai na, phir kya dikkat hai... ?

Raj—jawab to mil gaya hai lekin ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ..Raj Na Tha, Lota Na Tha, Phera Na Tha, Parda Na Tha, Diya Na Tha, Madhi Na Thi, Chakki, Bhutta, Kela…etc. inn sabka wasiyat se kya lena dena hai…? Ye madarchod to paheli ke andar paheli ho gayi..

Thakurain (kuch soch kar)—inn 9 paheliyo ka matlab ye to samajh aa gaya ki ye wasiyat wali jagah se sambandh rakhti hain…iss paheli jawab ke to sirf do hi matlab ho sakte hain..pahla, ye sab cheeze uss wasiyat wali jagah par moujud hain jinhe vaha se hatana hai….dusra, ye sab cheeze vaha par nahi hain aur tumhe ye sab apne sath le kar vaha jana hai…isme ek baat to saaf hai ki paheli ke pahle jawab Raj Na Tha ka sidha matlab tumse hai kyon ki uss wasiyat ke asli waris tum ho, vo shabd tumhare liye hai..

Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?

Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..

Raj—kaisa jawab…?

Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?

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[Iron Man]

SAAND
UPDATE- 286​

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Ab aage…….

Arushi—kya hua….?

Raj (tension)—kuch nahi, vo khansi aa gayi..

Arushi—achcha main jati hu, raat me aungi..

Raj (mann me)—tum sab mil kar aisi taisi kar dogi meri lagta hai aaj hi..

Arushi ke jate hi main paheli se jude uske jawab ke baare me sochne laga magar meri saand buddhi me kuch samajh me nahi aaya to socha ki chal kar pahle thakurain se mil leta hu kyon ki usne mujhse kiya apna vada nibhane me koi kasar baki nahi rakhi thi..jitna usne kiya tha utna to koi mera apna bhi nahi karta, iss chakkar me usne apna bachcha bhi kho diya kintu uss baat ke liye usne mere samne tanik bhi dukh vyakt nahi kiya..par mera bhi to kuch farz hota hai, use dhadhas dene ka..dusra black star se judi baate ya apni koi bhi pareshani main ya to apni sheetal didi se discuss karta tha, balki ye kahna jyada sahi hoga ki sheetal didi khud hi bina kuch kahe hi meri pareshani ko samajh jati thi, phir apni kasam de kar mujhse sab ugalwa hi leti thi warna main ye sab baate sirf thakurain se hi discuss karta tha..yahi soch kar main usse milne ke liye apne room se nikal pada lekin abhi aangan tak pahucha hi tha ki mujhe jate dekh kar minakshi didi daudti huyi mere paas aa gayi.

Minakshi—raj, kaha ja rahe ho... ? mujhse to abhi dhang se mile bhi nahi tum..

Raj—haan, thoda urgent kaam se thakurain ke paas ja raha hu haweli tak..kyo kuch kaam tha didi... ?

Minakshi—haan, kaam to tha...khair abhi tum jaldi me ho to koi baat nahi...baad me raat me sabke sone ke baad tumhare room me aaungi, tab baat karenge..

Raj (sakpaka kar)—madarchod, ye bhi raat me …

Minakshi—ye bhi matlab…?

Raj—nahi, nahi,,kuch nahi..bas kuch soch raha tha..achcha chalta hu..baad me baat karenge..(mann me)..sab raat me ayengi to mera sara bhanda phod ho jayega…kya karu…? Kisi ko mana bhi to nahi kar sakta na ab…ek kaam karta hu, sala raat me aaj ghar hi nahi aaunga, phir ghanta ukhad lengi mera sab..aaj haweli me hi raat ruk kar thakurain, arti aur shanti ki bur ko bhosda banaunga tabiyat se poori raat…haan, yahi theek rahega..

Ye sab mann me sochte huye main haweli pahuch gaya…jaha mujhe ab sabhi pahchante the to guards ne dekhte hi salaam kiya, unse mil kar main sidha andar chala gaya…andar thakurain mera hi intazar kar rahi thi..mujhe dekhte hi vo meri taraf tezi se lapki magar usse pahle hi koi dusri jor se ‘rajjj’ kah ke chillate huye aa kar meri baaho me jhul gayi..

Ye arti thi jo chhat me tahal rahi thi aur mujhe dekhte hi tezi se niche utar kar mujhse lipat gayi…thakurain bechari chupchap dekhti rah gayi, use mann masos kar rah jana pada.

Arti—tum kaha chale gaye the rajj mujhe chhod kar…? Tumne to mujhse vada kiya tha ki mujhe apne sath rakhoge, phir kyo gaye…? Pata hai main kitna ghabra gayi thi, kitna roti thi roj…?

Raj—bas kuch kaam me phans gaya tha isliye deri ho gayi aane me.

Arti—ab main tumhe akele kahi nahi jane dungi…main phir se widhwa nahi hona chahti..

Raj—dekho main ekdam theek hu..aur tum dekho kitni dubli ho gayi ho..khana vana nahi khati kya…?

Arti—tumhare bina khana achcha nahi lagta tha..

Raj—agar khaogi nahi to raat bhar saand ko jhelogi kaise…?

Arti—ab tum aa gaye ho to khoob khaungi..

Raj (kaan me)—kya khaogi khoob…khana ya lund….?

Arti—dono

Arti ne khud hi apne hoth mere hotho se chipka diye aur jor se chumne lagi..ye dekh kar thakurain apne room me chali gayi aur phir bhitar room se jor jor jaan bujh kar khaanste huye apni upasthiti ka ehsaas karane lagi…thakurain ki awaz sunte hi arti ko hosh aaya to vah thoda sakpaka gayi.

Raj—kya hua..?

Arti—tum baitho, main tumhare liye coffee lati hu..

Arti sharmate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main thakurain ke paas aa gaya jaha vo muh latkaye baithi thi..maine aate hi usko apni bahupash me kas liya aur uske adhro ka raspan karne laga…thakurain bhi nirvirodh amarlata ki bhanti mujhse lipatti chali gayi jaise ki barso se is prem ki pyasi ho…kafi der tak hum aise hi alinganbaddh ho kar ek dusre ke adhro par chumban ka aadaan pradan karte rahe.

Thakurain—kitna tadpi hu main inn baaho me samane ke liye…mujhe vishwash tha ki tum jarur vapis aaoge..aur jab tum aaye to main chipak bhi nahi saki tumse..

Raj—chipak jana tha ..

Thakurain—kaise chipak jati…? Vaha ghar par to meri nanad chipki thi…bahno ka haq pahle tha apne bhai par, phir main kaise beech me roda banti…? Vo sab tumhe bahut chahti hain..aur phir yaha aaye bhi to mera number ab ja kar laga hai..

Raj—haan, beech me arti jo aa gayi thi..vaise mera dil itna bhi chota nahi tha ki tumhe apni baaho me nahi le sakta tha, tum hi andar room me aa gayi thi..

Thakurain—arti bhi to tumhari biwi hai, phir usko kaise mana kar deti…? Vo bhi to tumhare pyar ki utni hi haqdar hai jitni ki main..

Raj—itna pyar karti ho mujhse….?

Thakurain—main tumhari sadhana to nahi ban sakti aur na hi sheetal ki barabari karne ki soch sakti hu lekin phir bhi tumhi mere liye sab kuch ho..tum meri har saans me bas chuke ho..

Raj—indu tumhari yahi khasiyat to mere dil ko chhu gayi hai, tabhi to main tumhe sadhana aur sheetal didi ke baad agar koi mere dil ke sabse karib hai to vo tum ho indu, tum…main tum par bhi utna hi bharosa karta hu jitna ki apni sheetal didi aur sadhana par..

Thakurain—tumne ye kah kar mere dil ka sara dard hi gayab kar diya raj…itne dino se jo tumse milne ki dil me tadap thi vo door kar di aur ek naya hausla de diya mujhe..

Raj—tumne jo kuch kiya mere liye vo main kabhi bhula nahi sakta aur na hi tumhara ehsaan kabhi utaar sakta hu indu.. agartum nahi hoti to meri gudiya ke sath…

Thakurain (hotho me ungli rakh kar)—ye kabhi mat kahna ki maine koi ehsaan kiya hai..maine to sirf apna farz nibhaya hai… radha agar tumhari bahan hai to meri bhi to sabse choti aur ladli nanad hai vo..uss ghar ki izzat kya meri izzat nahi hai…? Phir main kaise apne ghar ki izzat par daag lagne de sakti thi..?

Raj—lekin iss chakkar me tum apna bachcha..mera matlab hai ki hamara bachcha...

Thakurain (beech me hi)—to kya hua…? Mujhe apna bachcha khone ka itna gum nahi hai jitna ki Mujhe iss baat ki khushi hai ki maine apne ghar ki izzat nilaam hone se bacha li, shayad ye uski kimat thi jo maine chuka di..khair bachche ka kya hai…tum salamat raho to main aise kayi bachcho ki maa ban jaungi..

Halanki ye sab kahte huye thakurain ki ankhe bhar aayi thi bachcha khone ki baat par..main uska dard samajh sakta tha ki vo sirf meri khushi ke liye ye sab kah rahi hai lekin phir bhi uski baat sun kar mujhe uske upar bahut pyar aaya aur maine ek baar phir se usko apni baaho me bhar liya..iss baar vo apna dukh nahi daba payi aur sisak padi…jo ki usne itne dino se iss dukh ko apne andar dabaye huye thi.

Maine bhi usko jee bhar ke ro lene diya jisse ki uske andar daba dard ka gubbaar anshuo ke raste bahar nikal jaye…jab rote rote uska dard kam hua to maine ek baar phir uske hotho par pyar ki barish karne laga.

Raj—tum to meri sabse pyari aur bahadur biwi ho..dekhna main tumhe har saal apne bachche ki maa banaunga..hum dono ke bachche jab gaon me khelne niklenge na, to log unhe dekh kar yahi samjhenge ki kisi school ki chhutti huyi ho.. tum mera sath dogi na, itne bachche paida karne me…?

Thakurain (sharma kar)—hmmm

Raj—ye huyi na koi baat..to phir bachcha paida karne ki practice shuru kare…?

Thakurain—aaj nahi…kal se..

Raj—kal se kyo.. ? aaj kyo nahi... ?

Thakurain—vo aaj mera ekadashi ka vrat hai isliye..

Raj—ye koun sa naya vrat paida ho gaya... ?

Thakurain—ye vrat to har mahine aata hai..

Raj—khair chalo koi baat nahi..jaha itne din intazar kiya, vaha ek din aur sahi..

Thakurain—achcha raj, tumhare sath kya hua tha yaha se jane ke baad..? tum kaha the itne din…? Tumhe kaha tha ki baad me bataunga..batao na…

Raj—indu, baat ye hai ki jab main yaha se gaya tha tab…

Phir maine thakurain ko sab bata diya jo kuch yaha se jane ke baad mere sath hua tha..yaha tak ki tanu aur kalyani ke sath huye sex ke baare me bhi..sab sun kar thakurain ke chehre par dard aur gussa dono ke bhaav the..

Thakurain (gusse me)—vo harami abhay, aur black star mujhe ek baar mil jaye to kamino ke pichwade me goli maarungi..

Raj—uski tension mat lo..usse to main nipat hi lunga…lekin pahle mujhe vo wasiyat hasil karni hai..

Thakurain—wasiyat ka kuch pata chala ki vo kaha hai…?

Raj—abhi kaha… wasiyat to mil nahi rahi ulta paheli ke upar paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha hai mera…ek paheli solve karta hu to dusri paheli gale me pad jati hai..bas inn paheliyo me hi gol gol ghum raha hu..

Thakurain—ab koun si paheli me ulajh gaye ho….?

Raj—(phir maine rashmi didi ne jis paheli ka jawab bataya tha, uske baare me bataya)…

Thakurain—iss paheli ka jawab to mil gaya hai na, phir kya dikkat hai... ?

Raj—jawab to mil gaya hai lekin ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ..Raj Na Tha, Lota Na Tha, Phera Na Tha, Parda Na Tha, Diya Na Tha, Madhi Na Thi, Chakki, Bhutta, Kela…etc. inn sabka wasiyat se kya lena dena hai…? Ye madarchod to paheli ke andar paheli ho gayi..

Thakurain (kuch soch kar)—inn 9 paheliyo ka matlab ye to samajh aa gaya ki ye wasiyat wali jagah se sambandh rakhti hain…iss paheli jawab ke to sirf do hi matlab ho sakte hain..pahla, ye sab cheeze uss wasiyat wali jagah par moujud hain jinhe vaha se hatana hai….dusra, ye sab cheeze vaha par nahi hain aur tumhe ye sab apne sath le kar vaha jana hai…isme ek baat to saaf hai ki paheli ke pahle jawab Raj Na Tha ka sidha matlab tumse hai kyon ki uss wasiyat ke asli waris tum ho, vo shabd tumhare liye hai..

Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?

Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..

Raj—kaisa jawab…?

Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?

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