Fantasy Ahsaan~yenki(completed)

[Aanand]

Main nazi ke sath sex karke kaafi thakk gya tha isliye kuch hi der me mujhe neend ne apni aagosh me le liya. abhi mujhe soye hue kuch hi der hui thi ki meri jeb me pada mera phone bajne laga jisse achanak meri jaag khul gyi. Maine apne uper leti nazi ko jaldi se side par kiya or khud beth kar jeb me hath daal kar phone dekhne laga. Maine phone dekha to display par rasool likha tha. Maine jaldi se phone kaan ko lagaya or nazi ke pas bethkar hi rasool se baat karne laga.

Main : Haa rasool bhai kya haal hai.
Rasool: main kheriyat se hoo bhai tum kaise ho.
Main : main bhi thik hoo. Btao kaise phone kiya tha.
Rasool : bhai mujhe abhi khabar mili hai ki tumhara shikaar khan ki aaj shaadi hai or woh ek gaav me jaa rha hai.
Main : (hastey hue) yaar tumhari garden badi lambi hai waha bethe hue bhi sab jagah mooh maarte rehte ho.
Rasool: (hastey hue) Bhai main to tumhara kaam hi asaan kar rha hoo jaldi se sultaanpura ke liye nikal jao waha aaj khan jarur aayega shaadi karne ke liye.
Main : Tumhare khabari ne tumko yeh nahi btaya ki main kaha hoo.
Rasool : kaha ho bhai...?
Main : Main iss waqt khan ke kabhi naa hone wale sasural me betha uska intezaar kar rha hoo.
Rasool : waah... kya baat hai Chha gye yaar shera bhai.... Lekin yaar tumko pta kaise chala ki khan aaj sultanpura ayega.
Main : kismat bhi koi chij hoti hai yaar main to yha kuch or kaam se aya tha lekin sala panga kuch or hi ho gya phir mujhe khan ka pta chala to main yhi ruk gya.
Rasool : bhai tumko waha kis aadmi se kaam pad gya or waha tumhara kon hai.
Main : yaar ye wahi gaav hai jaha mujhe nayi zindagi mili thi main to yha unn farishto se milne aya tha lekin yha jab khan ka pta chala to main yhi ruk gya.
Rasool : Achha... to yeh baat hai.... bhai aapko kuch btana tha.
Main : Woh chhod pehle meri baat sunn... tujhse ek kaam tha yaar
Rasool : hukum karo bhai jaan hazir hai.
Main : Asal me yaar ek panga ho gya hai.
Rasool : kya hua bhai sab khairiyat to hai.
Main : (khada hoke kamre se bahar jate hue) Yaar ek mint hold kar...

(Nazi ko dekhte hue) Nazi tum ruko main zra baat karke aaya

Nazi : (haa me sir hilate hue) Hhhmmm

Main : yaar rasool darasal panga yeh hua hai ki jis ladki se khan ki shaadi hone wali hai woh ladki mujhse pyaar karti hai or woh mujhse shaadi karna chahti hai or jinhone meri jaan bachayi thi woh bhi ab iss duniya me nahi rhe bichari unki ladki ek dam akeli ho gyi hai.
Rasool : bhai to isme sochna kaisa aap unko bhi yhi le aao naa khan ko marne ke baad.
Main : wahi to bta rha hoo naa yaar....
Rassol : ji bhai bolo...
Main : khan yha akela nahi aayega uske sath kaafi log honge agar mujhe kuch ho jaye to inn dono ko main waha gaav me tumhare pass bhej dunga tum inka khayaal rakhna.
Rasool : bhai kaisi baat kar rhe ho tumko kuch nahi hoga tum inko khud leke aaoge or mujhe tumhare nishane par poora aitbaar hai or fir mujhe laga shayad tumko pta nahi hoga isliye maine uss gaav me apne kuch aadmi bhi bheje hain jo aapki madad kar sake.
Main : (hairaan hote hue) kya.... konse aadmi kon log aa rhe hain yha...
Rasool : bhai mujhe laga aapko shayad pta nahi hoga isliye hum hi khan ka game baja denge isliye maine waha apne log bhej diye hain.
Main : achha kiya ab muqabla barabari ka hoga woh log kab tak yha pohonch jayenge.
Rasool : bhai aap lala ko phone karke puch lo naa apne tamaam logo ke sath wahi aa rha hai ab to shayad pohonchne wale bhi honge.
Main : achha... chalo thik hai ab tum phone mat karna.... hum jald hi milenge.

Uske baad maine phone rakh diya or aane wale lamhe ke bare me sochne laga shaam ho chuki thi poori haveli kisi nayi-naweli dulhan ki tarah roshni se jag-maga rhi thi khan ke bhi aane ka waqt ho gya tha. Abhi main apni socho me gumm tha ki pichhe se achanak mujhe nazi ne pakad liya or meri peeth par apna sir rakh liya or waise hi mujhse chipak kar khadi ho gyi.

Nazi : maine sab sunn liya hai... jo kuch tum apne dost ko keh rhe the
Main : (palat te hue) kya sun liya hai...
Nazi : main tumko ek baat bohot achhe se bta deti hoo mera iss duniya me tumhare or Neer ke siwaye koi nahi hai agar tumne mujhe akele kahi bhejne ka socha bhi to main khud apni jaan le lungi.
Main : bakwas mat karo.... maine jo bhi kiya woh sirf tumhari heena ki or Neer ki safety ke liye kiya tum janti ho bahar khan ke kitne log aa gye honge. Bahar kuch bhi ho sakta hai yaar.
Nazi : mujhe nahi pta jayenge to sab sath jayenge nahi to main bhi nahi jaungi.
Main : yaar niche jab goliyaan chalna shuru hongi to main tum teeno ko sambhalunga ya unka muqabla karunga.
Nazi : (mooh pherte hue) mujhe kuch nahi pta...
Main : achha baba thik hai jaisi tumhari marzi... ab to khush....
Nazi : (haa me sir hilake muskurate hue mujhe gale se laga kar) Hhhmmm...

Tabhi patakho ki or dhol ke nagado ki awaaz sunayi dene lagi or logo ka shor-sharaba bhi sunayi dene laga.

Main : Lagta hai woh log aa gye hain... chalo ab tum jaldi se teiyaar ho jao tab tak main gaadi me se asla or goliyaan le aata hoo thik hai.
Nazi : (haa me sir hilate hue) achha...
Main : kuch bhi ho jaye tum haveli ki uss taraf nahi aaogi samajh gyi tum Neer ko leke gaadi me betho main heena ko leke aata hoo tum gaadi ke pass hi hmara intezaar karna....
Nazi : (haa me sir hilate hue) thik hai.... Apna khayaal rakhna.

Maine bina kuch bole ek nazar nazi ko muskura kar dekha fir palatkar jaha Neer soya hua tha waha gya uske maathe ko chooma or wapis darwaza kholkar tez kadmo ke sath bahar ki taraf nikal gya. Chhote gate se bahar jane se pehle maine ek baar phir palat kar dekha nazi ab bhi mujhe hi dekh rhi thi uske chehre se mere liye fikar saaf dikhayi de rha tha. Uske baad main bahar aaya or apni gaadi ki diggi me se hathiyaar nikalne laga. Maine jaldi se apna bag khola usme se jaldi se ek pen or ek kaagaz ka tukda nikala jiss par maine apne gaav tak jane ka pta or rasta likha or usse apni jeb me daal liya. Main mann hi mann dua karne laga ki iski jarurat na pade. Ab mera ek hi target tha khan or uske aadmi isliye ab meri kahi hui baat poori karne ka waqt aa gya tha.... yaa to marna tha yaa maar dena tha. maine apne bag me se apne kapde ek side par kiye or jaldi se 2 pistol uthayi or uski magzine check karke maine dono pistol ko apne jootoki zuraabo me daal liya ek revolver me maine goliyaan bhari or uske apni pent me belt ke pass fitt kar liya. Ab mere pass bag me sirf 3 pistol hi bachi jinme se ek ko maine car ke aagey wale hisse me stairing wheel ke pass rakh diya or baaki 2 pistol ko maine apni pent ke pichhe wale hisse me taang liya or apni shrt bahar nikaal lee jisse kisi ko meri pistol nazar naa aaye. uske baad maine gaadi ki diggi ko band kiya Fir maine jaldi se lala ko phone kiya kuch hi pal me usne phone utha liya.

Main : kaha hai lala...
Lala khush hote hue) bhai khan ka kaam karne jaa rha hoo... sultanpura gaav me.
Main : khan ko maarne ke liye...
Lala : haa bhai... kyo maante ho naa apne bhai ke dimaag ko... tum usko kaha-kaha dhoondh rhe the or maine usko ek jhatke me dhoondh liya.
Main : main sultanpura me hi hoo tum jaldi se jaldi yha pohoncho shaam hone wali hai or main tumhara hi intezaar kar rha hoo.
Lala : bhai iska matlab tum pehle se wahi mojud ho.
Main : laale jis school me tu mujhe padha rha hai waha ka principal aaj tak mujhse tution leta hai jo tum log sochte ho usse pehle woh baat main soch chuka hota hoo.
Lala : (hastey hue) bas bhai ab to gaav ke pass hi hain hum kuch hi der me pohonch jayenge aap bas hmara intezaar karo hum kuch hi der me aa rhe hain.
Main : thik hai tum ander hi aa jana main ander jaa rha hoo.
Lala : pagal jaisi baat mat kar yaar bhai tu akela hai ander khan ke bohot log honge.
Main : Ab to kitne bhi log ho... Baba ki dua se aaj main sab par akela bhi bhaari hoo.
Lala : bhai baat to suno...

Uske baad maine bina uski koi baat sune phone rakh diya or bhagta hua haveli ki aagey ki taraf chala gya jaha gate pehle se khula hua tha or kaafi log darwaze ke samne khade the. Main inn logo ke hote hue ander nahi jaa sakta tha kyoki log meri umeed se bhi jada the. main jaldi se ek ped ke pichhe chhip gya or sahi moqe ka intezaar karne laga. Thodi der baad ek police wala mujhe ped ki janib aata hua dikhayi diya isliye main jaldi se ped ka tana pakadkar uper chadh gya. woh aadmi jhoomta hua aa rha tha shayad woh nashe me tha usne charo taraf dekha or fir apni pent ki zipp kholkar ussi ped ke samne peshaab karne laga jiske uper main betha tha. Mujhe ek tarqeeb soojhi maine jaldi se apni taangey ped ki shaakh me phasayi or ulta hoke uss aadmi ko garden se pakad liya or uper ko khinchkar uski garden ko jhatke se marod diya woh aadmi bina koi awaaz kiye wahi mar gya uske baad maine uss aadmi ko bhi ped ke uper khinch liya. Fir uske sare kapde utaare or uske kapde khud pehan liye woh aadmi wardi me tha isliye agar uski wardi main pehan leta to mujh par koi bhi shaq nahi kar sakta tha. Lekin masla ab pistol ko rakhne ka tha kyoki shrt ander karne ki wajah se pistol bahar se dikhayi de sakti thi isliye maine 2 pistol ko wapis apne jooto me daal liya or 2 pistol ko shrt ke ander waise hi rakh liya or 1 pistol ko maine apni topi ke niche rakh liya. Ab 3 pistol bachi thi 2 meri khud ki or ek uss policewale ki service revolver jo shayad ander mere kaam aa sakti thi. Main jaldi se ped se niche utra or 2 revolver ko wahi pass hi ek jhadiyo me rakh diya or 1 uss policewale ki revolver jo uski wardi me hi fitt thi usko waise hi rehne diya. Ab main bina koi awaaz kiye samne khadi bheed me shamil ho gya or unn logo ke sath main bhi ander ghus gya ab main charo taraf dekh rha tha lekin meri nazare sirf khan ko hi dhoondh rhi thi. Tabhi ek policewala mere pass aya or mere kandhe par hath rakh diya.

Aadmi: bhai machis hai kya cigratte jalani hai.
Main : (naa me sir hilate hue) nahi... (main nahi chahta tha ki woh policewala mera chehra dekhe isliye uski taraf peeth karke hi khada rha)
Admi : konse department se ho janab....
Main : Narcotics Department
Admi : Narcotics se to main bhi hoo kya naam hai bhai (mujhe palat te hue)
Main : (uski taraf palat te hue) Sheraaa....
Admi : (apni pistol nikal kar mere sir par taante hue) kon hai oye tu...
Main : (uske mooh par hath rakh kar usk sir me jor se kohni maarte hue) Tera baap...

Woh aadmi behosh hoke wahi gir gya waha kaafi log the isliye maine usko kandhe ke sahara deke apne sath khada kar liya or usko kahi girane ki jagah dekhne laga. pass hi mujhe ek bada sa Phool daan nazar aya maine usko uske piche gira diya or ander chala gya jaha jashan ka mahol tha sab log hath me jaam liye khade the. Meri nazare charo taraf khan ko dhoondh rhi thi lekin khan mujhe kahi bhi nazar nahi aa rha tha. Main waqt zaya nahi karna chahta tha isliye hall ke charo taraf ghumne laga or waha khade logo ke hathiyaro ka jayeza lene laga jisse mujhe yeh pta chal sake ki mujh par kitne log goliyaan chala sakte hain. Waha jadatar log to saade kapde me hi nazar aa rhe the sirf ginti ke kuch hi log the jo meri tarah wardi me mojud the. Main nahi chahta tha ki jab main khan par goli chalau to mujh par bhi goliyo ki bareesh shuru ho jaye isliye maine ek-ek karke sabko khamoshi se khatam karne ka socha. Main jaldi se jake ek parde ke pichhe chhip gya jaha 2 policewale khade the. Main unke pichhe se gya unke mooh par hath rakha or zor se unka sir khambe me maara jisse woh dono behosh ho gye uske baad maine dono ko parde ke pichhe hi khinch liya or wahi gira diya uske baad main parde ke pichhe se hota hua aagey badha to mujhe ek or aadmi wardi me nazar aaya. maine jaldi se jake usko bhi pichhe se pakad liya or apni dono baaju me uski garden ko pakad kar jhatke se tod diya or usko bhi parde ke pichhe kar diya.

Ab main aagey nahi jaa sakta tha kyoki aagey parda nahi tha or logo ki kaafi bheed bhi thi isliye maine charo taraf nazar daudayi or samne mujhe kuch log bethe hue nazar aaye main chup-chap jake unn logo me hi beth gya or kisi ko shaq na ho isliye ek jaam apne hath me logo ko dikhane ke liye pakad liya. Kuch der waha bethe rehne ke baad mujhe seedhiyo se niche utarta hua khan nazar aaya woh samne jake stage par beth gya uske pass hi chaudhary (heena ka baap) bhi khada tha. Mere pass achha moqa tha usse maarne ka lekin main chahta tha ki usko pehle pta chale ki usko kyo maara gya isliye maine apna hath pistol se hata liya or mooh niche karke beth gya taaki woh mujhe dekh naa sake. Abhi mujhe waha bethe kuch hi der hui thi ki ek hath mere kandhe par pada or pichhe se awaaz aayi...

Aadmi : oye khabiz tujhe yha bade logo me bethne ko kisne bola hai chal bahar daffa ho or security ka khayaal rakh sale ko daru peene ki padi hai.
Main : (bin kuch bole apni kursi se khada hote hue) ji janab.

Main uthkar bahar jane laga to uss aadmi ne pichhe se ek pistol meri peeth par rakh di.

Aadmi : apne aap ko bohot hoshiyaar samjhta hai sheraaa... tujhe kya lagta hai tu yha aake hmare logo ko maarega or humko pta bhi nahi chalega ab bina koi awaz kiye chup-chap mere sath chal nahi to yhi goli maar dunga.

Main bina kuch bole uske aagey chalne laga. woh mujhe seedhiyo se uper ki taraf le gya main nahi janta tha ki woh aadmi kon hai or mujhe kaise janta hai. Mere seedhiyan chadhte hue usne meri kamar par latki pistol bhi utaar lee or meri kamar par hath rakh kar check karte hue meri kameez me mojud 2 pistol bhi nikal lee ab mere pass sirf 3 pistol thi 1 jo meri topi me mojud thi or baaki 2 mere jutto me thi. Main chup chaap dheere-dheere seedhiyan chadh rha tha or uss aadmi se nizaat paane ka rasta soch rha tha.

Aadmi : khan bhai sahi the tu sala yha jarur aayega or dekho aa bhi gya yha marne ke liye.
Main : Madarchod thokna hai to goli chala dimaag mat chaat mera.
Aadmi : tu chal to sahi beta itni bhi kya jaldi hai marne ki... Ek baar khan bhai ka nikaah ho lene de tujhe to fursat se marenge sale gaddar.
Main : gaddar main nahi tera haramkhor khan hai jisne har kadam par mere sath fareb kiya hai.

Hum log baaten karte hue uper aa gye woh aadmi mujhe ek kamre me le gya jaha pehle se kuch log mojud the. Unhone mujhe ek kursi par bithaya or baandh diya sath hi mere sir se topi utaar di jisme maine ek pistol bhi rakhi hui thi.

Aadmi : oye nawab yeh le khan bhaijaan ka tohfa sambhaal kar rakh main unko btake aata hoo ki aashiq kutte ki maut marne ko khud hi aa gya hai.
Main : Marne nahi bhenchod tumhari maarne aaya hoo agar ek baap ka hai to khol mere hath phir tujhe btata hoo ki main yha marne aaya hoo yaa tum sab ki qabar bnane aaya hoo.
Aadmi : Mere mooh par mukka maarte hue.... ssssss zor se to nahi lagi shera.
Main : Agar mere hath azaad ho gye to tujhe fursat se maarunga bhenchod sher ko bandh kar mardangi dikhata hai sale na-mard.
Nawab: (mujhe laat marte hue) sale me garmi bohot hai yaar iska to ilaaj main karta hoo tu jaa farookh yha se or khan bhai ko leke aa.

Uske baad woh farookh naam ka aadmi kamre se bahar chala gya ab mere aas-pass kuch log mojud the jihone mujh par laate or mukko ki barsaat shuru kardi. Main bandha hua tha isliye jawab bhi nahi de sakta tha lihaja pada rha or unki maar khata rha. Kuch der mujhe maarne ke baad woh log wapis bed par jaake beth gye or sharab peene lage. Maine zameen par kursi se bandha hua gira pada tha or woh log mujhse ek dam be-fikar the maine achha moqa jaan kar apne bandhe hue hatho par poora zor laga diya jisse mere hatho par bandhi rassi toot gyi or mera ek hath azaad ho gya maine jaldi se apne dusre hath ki rassi bhi kholi or waise hi pada rha. Ab main sahi moqe ke intezaar me tha ki kab unki mujhse nazar hate taaki main apne pairo ki rassi khol saku. Lekin kuch hi der me farookh waha wapis aa gya isliye main wapis bandhi hui halat me hi rassi ko apne dono hatho se pakde hue leta rha.

Farookh : oye kameeno apne baap ko utha to dete salo itna maarne ko kisne bola tha.
Aadmi : yaar hum kya karte sala bohot kadwa bolta hai hmara bheja ghuma rha tha ab dekh kaise khamosh hoke pada hai.
Farookh : Khan bhai ne bola hai ki nikaah ke baad woh iska bhi kaam kar denge tab tak isko baandh kar rakho.
Aadmi : thik hai...

Uske baad achanak farookh ke pichhe-pichhe waha khan bhi aa gya...

Khan : Arre waah aap bhi shareek hai janab iss mubarak moqe par... Btane ki zehmat uthayenge ki kis khushi me yha aana hua.
Main : teri maarne aaya hoo madarchod.
Khan : (hastey hue) sale teri garmi kabhi nahi jayegi naa... (mera mooh pakadte hue) Tu chij kya hai yaar sala tujhe 5-5 goli maro tab bhi tu bach jata hai. koi bhi ladki ho sala tujhe dekhte hi kapde utaar kar khadi ho jati hai woh sali doctorni.... kya naam tha uska.... haa yaad aaya Rizwana.... woh bhi sale tere chakkar me phas gyi or mujhse baghawat kar gyi or rana ko bhej diya tere pass meri sachhayi btane ko... yeh to achha hua ki waqt par mujhe pta chal gya or maine rana or rizwana ko waqt par khatam karwa diya warna mera kaam to bohot kharab ho jana tha.
Main : kya Rizwana or rana ko tune marwaya tha or Mujhe goli tumne maari thi? (Matlab rizwana ka pyaar jhooth nahi sach tha or main uss bichari ko kitna galat samajh rha tha jisne mere liye apni jaan de di)
Khan : Haaaa... Chhote ke sath partnership jo karni thi. Chal aaj lage hath teri yaddasht ko bhi thoda sa taaza kar deta hoo.
Main : lekin mere sath tune dhokha kyo kiya main to tera sath dene tak ko raazi tha or mujhe kuch yaad bhi nahi tha.
Khan : Dekh yaar bura mat maan lekin bussiness ka asool hai agar khud uper jana hai to kisi na kisi ko to niche girana hi padega mere pass maal tha lekin koi tagdi keemat dene wala buyer nahi tha isliye maine chhote se hath mila liya. Lekin tera sheikh baba iss baat ki ijajat kabhi nahi deta kyoki druggs ka sara dhandha tu sambhalta tha or jab tak tu tha tere baba sheikh ko bhi hum rastey se nahi hata sakte the kyoki unki dhaal tu tha. Isliye humne socha ki pehle tujhe hi rastey se hata dete hain fir budha to tere ghum me hi mar jayega or chhote bhi Baba sheikh ki kursi par beth jayega lekin afsos woh sala bhi bach gya.
Main : (khan ki baat sunn kar mujhe sab yaad aane laga ki kaise main uss din deal karne ke liye jaa rha tha jab police ki ek jeep mere pichhe pad gyi or mujhe par andha-dhoondh goliyaan chalane lagi jisse ek goli meri gaadi ke tyre par lagi or gaadi ka balance bigad gya gaadi ek chattaan ke sath jake takaayi or mera stairing wheel se sir takra gya or woh khan hi tha jisne mujhe gaadi se nikaal kar mujh par goliyaan chalayi thi or fir mujhe mara hua samajh kar gaadi samet khayi se niche dhakka de diya. Mujhe sab kuch yaad aa gya tha ki yhi woh haramkhor tha jisne mujh par goli chalayi thi) Madarchod aaj tak woh goli nahi bani jo shera ko maar sake or heena se nikaah ke sapne dekhna chhor de usse pehle hi main tujhe jahannum pohoncha dunga or yaad rakhna meri ek goli bhi teri gaand phaadne ke liye kaafi hai... Kyoki shera ki maar or shera ka waar kabhi khaali nahi jata or jis par padta hai woh aadmi saari jindagi uth nahi sakta.
Khan : (haste hue) Sapna achha hai... sale tu to khud mere reham-o-karam par hai tu mujhe marega... Main chahu to tujhe abhi masal sakta hoo lekin pehle nikaah ho jaye fir aake teri khabar leta hoo. Wese bhi woh heena sali bohot tareef karti hai teri... Tu dekhna tere samne heena ko nangi karke suhaagraat manaunga or phir uski aankho ke samne tujhe goli marunga. Oye nawab iska khayaal rakhna bohot harami hai dekhna yeh khulne naa paye.
Nawab : ji khan sahab.

Uske baad khan kamre se bahar chala gya or farookh ko mere samne bith kar chala gya.

Main : Oye chutiye... Mujhe paani peela bhosdi ke...
Farookh : (gusse se mera kolar pakadte hue) sale chutiya kisko bola....
Main : tere ko bola gandi naali ke keedey...
Farookh : (gusse ) Aaaawww.... kyo marna chahta hai sale khan bhai ka hukum nahi hota to abhi tujhe goli maar deta.
Main : sale har kaam khan ki gaand me ghus kar hi karta hai yaa khud me bhi dum hai.
Farookh : (mere pet me mukka marte hue) Sale dum dekhna hai tujhe mera dikhata hoo tujhe dum ... (yeh bolne ke sath hi usne 2 mukke or mere pet maare) Hawa nikali sale...
Main : kyo bhosdi ke thakk gya yaa gaand phat gyi....
Farookh : Yeh marega aaj mere hath se... (yeh bolte hi usne mere mooh par mukka maara)

Maine tezi se apna hath aagey kar liya or uska mukka hawa me hi pakad liya. jisse dekhkar uski aankhen bahar aane ko ho gyi.

Main : madarchod bola tha tujhe ki mujhe thok de tu nahi maana.... Ab dekh main tum sabki yha kaise qabar bnata hoo.

 

[Aanand]

Main kursi se bandha hua hi khada ho gya or farookh ko baalo se pakad kar uska sir kursi par zor se maara jisse kursi bethne wali jagah se toot gyi or farookh zameen par apna sir pakad kar gir gya. ab sirf kursi ki aagey wali taangey hi meri taango se bandhi hui thi. Itne me waha bethe sab log khade ho gye or mujhe pakadne ke liye meri taraf lapke jinme se ek ko maine gardan se pakad kar dusre ke sir me pakde hue aadmi ka sir maara woh dono wahi gir gye. Tabhi ek aadmi chalaang lagake mere uper gir gya jisse main khud ko sambhaal nahi saka or main bhi zameen par uske sath hi gir gya. Maine jaldi se uska ek baaju pakda or apni taang ke niche se nikaal kar taang ko mod diya jisse uski gardan mere ghutne par aa gyi mere pair ke sath kursi ki taang bandhe hone ki wajah se main taang ko mod nahi sakta tha isliye maine uski gardan ko apni seedhi hui taang par hi daba diya or gardan ke pichhe ki taraf apne hath ka jor se waar kiya jisse uski garden toot gyi or uske mooh se khoon nikalne laga itni der me baaki bache 2 logo ne mere sir me sharab ki bottal phodni shuru kardi jisse mere sirf me se bhi khoon aane laga.

Unme se ek aadmi ka maine hath pakda or niche ki taraf khinch liya jisse woh aadmi mere uper hi gir gya maine sharab ki tooti hui bottal uske hath se chhin lee or uske gale me toote hue hisse se waar kiya jisse uski gardan me kaanch dhaste chale gye or usme se paani ki tarah khoon nikalne laga jabki dusra aadmi darwaze ki taraf bhaga maine hath me pakdi bottal hawa me uchhal kar uske sir me maari jisse bottal phoot gyi or woh darwaze me jake laga maine bed ke sahara leke khud ko khada kiya or jaldi se apni taang se bandhi kursi ki taang ki rassi ko khol diya ab maine wahi kursi ki taang uthayi or uske sir me maari jisse kursi ki taang toot gyi or uske sir se bhi khoon nikalne laga. Woh aadmi zameen par gir gya or mujhse reham ki bheekh maangne laga maine tooti hui kursi ka tukda uthaaya or uske mooh me daal kar jor se pair ko kursi ke bahar nikle hisse par daba diya jisse kursi ka niche wala hissa jo uske mooh me ghusa hua halak tak ko cheer gya or woh wahi tadap-tadap ke mar gya. Ab maine jaldi se dusri taang par bandhi kursi bhi kholi or kamre me bane bathroom me chala gya khud ke chehre par lage zakham ko dekhne laga phir maine apne sir ko paani se dhoya or chehre par laga khoon saaf kiya. uske baad main jaldi se bahar aaya or police wali wardi utaar kar unn mare hue logo ka coat-pent pehan liya kyoki ladayi ke doraan unn logo ka kaafi khoon vardi par lag gya tha. Main haveli ke iss waqt aakhri hisse me khada tha jaha se heena ka kamra kaafi door tha isliye main balcony ke rastey se pipe par latak kar heena ke kamre ki taraf chala gya. Jaha pehle se kaafi ladkiyaan mojud thi or heena ko teiyaar kar rhi thi.

Ab main heena ke kamre me bhi nahi jaa sakta tha isliye pipe ke sahare hi latakta hua aagey ki taraf badhne laga jaha niche mujhe hall or stage nazar aaya jaha par khan betha tha. Unchaayi kafi jada thi isliye main seedha niche chalaang nahi laga sakta tha isliye main idhar udhar koi rassi dekhne laga jisse latak kar main niche tak jaa saku kyoki ab mujhe sirf khan ko hi marna tha. Tabhi mujhe samne ek jhoomar latka hua nazar aaya mujhe bas waha tak kisi bhi tarah se pohonchna tha kyoki waha se stage ki unchayi kaafi kam thi or main asani se chalaang bhi laga sakta tha. maine idhar udhar dekha or pipe ke sahare haveli ki chhat ki taraf badhne laga jisse latak kar main uper ki ek balcony me pohonch gya balcony se jhumar par chalaang lagana asaan tha isliye maine balcony ki railing par pair rakh ke khada ho gya or niche jhumar ke uper chalaang laga di. Jhumar zanjeero se bandha hua tha isliye usne mera wajan to utha liya lekin mere girne se bohot jor ki awaaz hui or kaafi bulb bhi toot gye jisse sabka dheyaan uper ki taraf chala gya.

Chaudhary : oye kon hai uper....

Jhumar se niche ki doori kaafi kam thi isliye maine bina koi jawab diya niche stage par chalaang laga di or main seedha khan ke uper aake gir gya jisse uski kursi toot gyi or khan ko kaafi chot aayi maine jaldi se apne daye pair ko uper uthaya or usme tangi ek pistol nikaal kar khan ke sir par rakh di.

Main : madarchod maine kaha tha naa aaj tu nikaah nahi jahannum qabool karega.
Khan : gun niche kar le shera nahi to mere log yha khade tamaam logo ko maar dalenge.
Main : agar tere ek aadmi ki bhi goli chali to tera bheja yhi bahar nikaal dunga isliye apne kutto se bol bandook niche rakh de nahi to tera postmortem main yhi khade-khade kar dunga.
Khan : (apne logo ko gun niche karne ka ishara karte hue) niche karo...
Main : Yeh hui naa baat chal ab sharafat se mujhe bahar leke chal tujhe to main apne gaav leke jaunga jha sab tera seekh kabaab bnayenge sale...

Tabhi farookh heena ke sir par bandook lagaye seedhiyo se utarta hua nazar aaya.

Farookh : itni jaldi bhi kya hai shera... gun niche kar nahi to teri darling to gyi.
Chaudhary : yeh kya badtameezi hai khan sahab apne aadmi se kaho chhor de meri beti ko nahi to achha nahi hoga.
Khan : waah farookh waah... Chup kar budhe... sale teri beti ke chakkar me hum apni qurbaani to nahi de sakte naa....
Heena : (chalte hue stage ke pass aate hue) Sunn liya abbu.... yhi woh ladka tha naa jo aapne mere liye chuna tha.
Chaudhary : mujhe maaf kar de beti...
Farookh : Oye tum baap-beti apna Drama band karo... shera tujhe suna nahi maine kya bola ghoda niche kar nahi to main iss ladki ko goli maar dunga.

Chaudhary ye sab dekh nahi saka or jaldi se farookh se pistol chhin ne laga. Tabhi khan ne apni jeb se pistol nikaal kar chaudhary ko 3 goli maar di jisse chaudhary wahi zameen par gir gya dher ho gya.

Khan : shera apni pistol niche kar nahi to agli goli heena par chalegi.

Main ab majboor tha isliye chah kar bhi khan par goli nahi chala skata tha isliye apni pistol khan ko de di.

heena : (rote hue) Nahi Neer essa mat karo maar do iss kutte ko isne mere abbu ko mara hai.

Khan ne mujhse pistol le lee or ek zordar tamacha mere mooh par mara tabhi khan ke kuch aadmiyo ne mujhe pichhe se aake pakad liya or ek rassi se dubara mere hath baandh diye. Khan ne apni pistol wapis apni jeb me daali or qaazi ko awaaz lagayi.

Khan : Qaazi sahab kaha hai yaar jaldi karo nikaah nahi karwana kya hmara.
Qaazi : main ladki ki marzi ke khilaaf uski shaadi nahi karwa sakta yeh gunah hai.
Khan : gunah kis baat ka qaazi sahab aap dekhna yeh ladki aapke samne mujhe qabool karegi nahi to main iske aashiq ko goli maar dunga.
Heena : (rote hue) nahi... Neer ko kuch mat karna tum jo bologe main woh karungi.
Khan : dekha qaazi sahab main naa kehta tha... chaliye nikaah ki teiyaari kijiye abhi or bhi bohot se kaam khatam karne hain.

Tabhi pichhe se andha-dhundh goliyaan chalne ki awaaz aane lagi or ek-ek karke khan ke sab aadmiyo par goliyaan chalne lagi. Mujhe yeh samajhte ek pal bhi nahi laga ki mera yaar lala aa gya hai or mere aadmiyo ne poori haveli ko charo taraf se gher liya hai ab haveli ke chappe-chappe par mere aadmi bandook liye khade the or saari baazi hi palat gyi thi.

Lala : (Taali bajate hue) kya baat hai bhai yha to poori mehfil lagi hai lagta hai main waqt par hi aa gya... Maine kaha khaan sahab Salaam qabool kijiye lala ka... agar aap nahi chahte ki main aapki gaand par laat maaru to apne aadmiyo ko pyaar se bolo ki mere bhai or bhabhi ko sharafat se khol de nahi to yeh aapki sehat ke liye achha nahi hoga.... (muskurate hue)
Main : (muskurate hue) kaha mar gya tha sale 5 minute or nahi aata to hmari laashe milni thi tujhe sala koi kaam ka nahi hai tu.....
Lala : (Stage par chadhte hue) Oye kya aadmi hai sala ahsaan to maanta hi nahi kisi ka... Ab phas gya to sara bill mere naam par phaad rha hai... Maine nahi bola tha ki kuch der rukjaa main aa jau phir sath me milkar iss kutte ki gaand maarenge tab to bada chouda hoke akela hi bheed gya tha sabke sath.
Main : achha thik hai ab naatak mat chod or aake mere hath khol.
Lala : (adab se mere samne jhukte hue) Jo hukum mere aakaa...

Uske baad lala ne pehle khaan ko ek zordaar tamacha maara or phir meri rassi bhi khol di. Heena jaldi se bhaag kar mere pass ayi or mere gale se lag kar rone lagi.

Lala : (Muskurate hue heena ko dekh kar) maine kaha salaam qabool karo apne devar ka hone wali bhabhi ji.
Heena : (Mujhe gale se lagaye hue lala ko dekhne lagi) Neer yeh kon hai.
Main : (muskurakar) Mera bachpan ka dost hai
Lala : Chalo khan sahab marne ke liye ready ho jao or Humne to apne gareeb khane me kaafi intezam kiya tha lekin shera bhai ka hukum hai ki aapko thokna hai... Yeh laila majnu ko lage rehne do aap filhaal mere sath hi kaam chalao abhi to sirf main hi aapki maarunga. (khan ki gaand par laat marte hue) chal bhosdi ke dekhta kya hai... Shera ko bhabhi se free hone de teri to yhi maarega... Bol bhai shera iska kya karna hai.... thok doo kya...
Main : Nahi... isko gaadi me daal or leke chal apne thikaane par mera mood badal gya hai ab isko maarenge nahi balki iski maarenge (aankh maarte hue) or phir abhi to isse chhote ke bhi bohot se raaz ugalwane hain.
Lala : (palat te hue) Mujhe aaj tu kuch badla-badla sa lag rha hai yaar...
Main : (muskurate hue) sale mujhe sab kuch yaad aa gya hai...
Lala : (hawa me fire karte hue) Oye yaraa khush kar diya.... bbbuuurrraaahhhhh... Chal tu bhabhi ko leke bahar aaja fir dekhte hain kya karna hai.
Main : tum log chalo main apni gaadi me hi aaunga.
Lala : oye main bahar se hi aaya hoo waha teri gaadi nahi khadi.
Main : yaar meri gaadi haveli ke pichhe khadi hai or sath me mere kuch or log bhi hain jinko sath hi leke jana hai.
Lala : achha to tu chal main zra apne hath ki khujli khatam kar loo.... (Apna hath khujate hue)
Main : thik hai lekin sale jada mat marna yeh apne jaisa nahi hai... zra karaare 4 hath pad gye to mar hi naa jaye....
Lala : (Khan ke mooh par mukka marte hue) tu jaa yaar mujhe disturb mat kar abhi main bussy hoo dekhta nahi itne din baad to kisi ko tasalli se dhone ka moqa mila hai...
Main : achha thik hai lekin 5 minute me bahar aa jana isko lekar jada der nahi karna.
Lala : (Khan ke pet me laat marte hue) tu jaa naa yaar main aa jaunga iske liye to 5 minute bhi bohot hai usme hi iski phat ke hath me aa jayegi... (zor se hastey hue)

Heena apne abbu ko gale laga kar kaafi der roti rhi fir jab maine uske pass jake uske aagey hath badhaya to woh bin kuch bole mera hath pakadkar khadi ho gyi. Maine sabse pehle heena ke aansu saaf kiye uske baad main or heena jaldi se haveli se bahar nikale or haveli ke pichhe ki taraf chale gye jaha par maine apni gaadi khadi ki thi Gaadi ke pass hi mujhe nazi bethi hui nazar aayi jo bar-bar idhar udhar dekh rhi thi uske chehre se mere liye fikar door se hi dikhayi de rhi thi. Mujhe or heena ko door se aata hua dekhkar jaise uska chehra khushi se khil gya Woh tez kamdo ke sath Neer ko god me uthaye hmari taraf badhne lagi or aate hi mujhe gale se laga liya or khushi se muskurane lagi.

Nazi : Kitni der kar di aane me main to bohot darr gyi thi... tum thik to ho naa....
Main : kaisa lagta hoo...
Nazi : Yeh sir me chot kaise lagi...
Main : woh sab jane do yeh thoda bohot to chalta rehta hai ab tum jaldi se gaadi me betho humko hmare naye ghar jana hai.
Nazi : (khush hoke haa me sir hilate hue) Hhhmmm chalo...
Heena : laao chhota Neer mujhe de do or tum aagey bade wale Neer ke sath beth jao.

Uske baad main or naazi aagey beth gye or Neer ko heena ne pakad liya or woh khud hi pichhe beth gyi. Main jaldi se gaadi start ki or usko haveli ke agli taraf le aya or haveli ke bade gate ke samne rok diya jaha mere sathiyo ki gaadiyo ka qafila pehle se mojud tha. Uske baad maine apne aadmiyo se chalne ka ishara kiya or woh log mera ishara pate hi ander gye or lala or khan ko le aaye. Lala ne kuch hi der me khan ki bohot buri halat kar di thi. khan ke chehre se or sir se paani ki taraf khoon tapak rha tha or kuch aadmi usko zameen par ghasitkar laa rhe the.

Main : oye sale maar to nahi diya usko.
Lala : (apna hath rumaal se saaf karte hue) nahi bhai zinda hai kutta... isko to addey par le-jakar tasalli se sab bhai mil kar marenge.
Main : chal gaadi me beth chalne ka waqt ho gya hai.
Lala : (mujhe salute karte hue) Ok boss...

Uske baad hum sab gaadi me bethe or apne gaav, apne ghar ki taraf gaadiyo ke qafile ko badha diya. Heena mujhe kuch udaas lag rhi thi lekin nazi bohot khush thi or apne naye ghar ka sunkar bohot jada excited thi.

Meri gaadi sabse aagey thi or baaki gaadiyan meri gaadi ke pichhe chal rhi thi or kuch fasle par thi kuch hi der me hum apni gaav ki sarhad se kaafi door nikal aaye the. Humko gaav se nikale ab kaafi waqt ho gya tha lekin heena mujhe ab bhi udaas lag rhi thi isliye maine ishare se apne sath bethi naazi ko apne pass kiya or usko pichhe jane ka ishara kiya taaki dono baaten kar sake or heena ka bhi mann behal jaye. Nazi chalti hui gaadi me hi seat ko niche karke pichhe chali gyi or heena ke sath beth gyi or kuch hi der me dono ki baate shuru ho gyi or ab heena bhi pehle se kaafi behtar nazar aa rhi thi. Meri tarqeeb ne apna kam dikha diya tha kyoki 2 aurate ek sath chup to kabhi beth hi nahi sakti isliye bat hona lazmi tha isi tarah heena ka mood bhi ab achha ho gya tha. Ese hi guzarte waqt ke sath hum apni raftaar se manzil ko badh rhe the ki achanak mujhe samne ek check post nazar aayi hum woh cross karke nahi jaa sakte the kyoki hum sab ke pass kaafi asla tha or khan ke sath hone ki wajah se humare pakde jane ka bhi darr tha isliye maine jaldi se apni jeb se apna phone nikala or lala ko phone karke apni gaadi ke pichhe aane ka hukum diya or apni gaadi ko ek jungle ki taraf ghuma diya mere pichhe-pichhe hi baaki gadiya bhi jungle me ghus gyi kuch door jake maine gaadi ko rok diya kyoki mujhe aagey kis taraf jana hai yeh samajh me nahi aa rha tha isliye maine gaadi se bahar nikal kar Lala ki gaadi ko bhi rukne ka ishara kiya mere nazdeek aake uski gadi bhi ruk gyi or lala gaadi se bahar aa gya.

Lala : haa bhai yha bich jungle me kaha le aaya yaar ab aagey kaha jana hai.
Main : yaar aagey check post thi isliye maine gaadi ko jungle me ghuma liya lekin ab aagey kis taraf jana hai yeh mujhe bhi samajh nahi aa rha shayad hum bhatak gye hain.
Lala : loh ji kar lo baat... ab bich jungle me kya karenge yaar din bhi dhalne wala hai essa karte hain wapis chalte hain waha se highway par ho jayenge.
Maian : pagal ho gya hai kya... aagey check post thi isliye to maine gaadi jungle me ghusa di thi or tu phir se wahi jane ki baat kar rha hai ab tak yeh kutte (khan) ke chamche bhi isko dhoondhne nikal pade honge.
Lala : phir kya hai yaar sala darta kon hai apne pass hathiyaar ki kami hai kya sala jo bhi aayega maar kar nikal jayenge or kya chal bhai wapis hi chalte hain.

Abhi hum dono baat hi kar rhe the ki achanak khan gaadi se mooh bahar nikaal kar chillaya...

Khan : kameeno tum yha se zinda nahi jaa sakte tumne mujhe agwa karke apni maut ko daavat di hai abhi tum mujhe jante nahi ho.
Lala : (gusse me ) Arre yaar bhai tu to bhabhi ke sath maze se beth gya or yeh harami ko mere sath daal diya sala bheja khaa gya mera kitna bolta hai yeh.... (apne aadmiyo se) Yaar koi ganda kapda dhoondho iska mooh bandhne ko...
Munna (Hmara aadmi) : Bhai ek hi patti thi woh bhi yeh sala kutta kaat gya or patti phat gyi.
Lala : (kuch sochte hue or hass kar) iska ilaaj to main karta hoo...
Main : (sawaliya nazaro se lala ko dekhte hue) Oye maar mat dena yeh zinda chahiye mujhe samjha abhi isse bohot kuch ugalwana hai.
Lala : bhai fikar mat kar maar kon rha hai mera to kuch or hi mood hai (aankh marte hue).
Main : kya karne lga hai tu...
Lala : (haste hue) Tu bas bhabhi ko gaadi se bahar mat aane dena iski essi-tessi to main karta hoo sala mooh kholne ke layak nahi rahega....

Itna keh kar woh apna joota utarne laga or phir apni zuraab bhi utaar lee or phir se joota pehan liya or apni gandi bad-boo-daar zuraab utha kar ek jhaadi ke pichhe chala gya maine bhi naazi or heena ko gaadi se bahar nikalne se mana kar diya. kuch der baad lala jab hasta hua wapis aaya to uski zuraab geeli thi or usse paani tapak rha tha.

Main : (Hastey hue) yeh kya hai kameene...
Lala : (hastey hue) Iss kutte ka mooh band karne ka ilaaj... Chal bhai mooh khol iska... lage hath dono kaam ho gye sala mera bhi kaafi der se pressure bna hua tha sala pet bhi khaali ho gya or iska bhi ilaaj ho gya.

Lala ke sath bethe aadmiyo ne khan ka mooh pakad liya or jabardasti peshaab se geeli ki hui zuraab khaan ke mooh me daal di or ussi phati hui patti ko dubara uske mooh par baandh diya woh kisi bin paani ki machali ki taraf chat-pata rha tha or apni garden ko hawa me idhar udhar kar rha tha. Sab yeh dekh kar zor-zor se hass rhe the or heena or nazi jo ki ab bhi gaadi me bethi thi woh mujhe sawaliya nazaro se dekh rhi thi.

Heena : kya hua sab hass kyo rhe hain.
Main : (hastey hue) kuch nahi tumhare kaam ki baat nahi hai.... Yaar hum rasta bhatak gye hain aagey kis taraf jana hai samajh nahi aa rha tumko yha se aagey jane ka rasta pta hai kya.
Naazi : (bich me bolte hue) Mujhe pta hai kis taraf jana hai main bachpan me school isi rastey se jaya karti thi.
Main : To pehle btaya kyo nahi kitni der se hum bekaar me bhatak rhe hain.
Naazi : (mooh bnate hue) tumne puchha hi nahi...
Main : Kya yaar tum bhi kamaal ho... (apne saare aadmiyo se) Chalo oye gaadi me betho saare rastey ka pta lag gya hai.

Uske baad sab aadmi wapis gaadiyo me beth gye or khan ko bhi wapis gaadi me daal liya or hum sab Nazi ke btaye rastey par aagey badhne lage or kuch hi der me hum highway par aa gye abhi hume kuch hi der hui thi ki mera phone bajne laga. Maine jeb se phone nikala to screen par rubi likha aa rha tha. Mujhe samajh me nahi aa rha tha ki nazi or heena ke samne rubi se baat kaise karu lekin phone uthana bhi jaruri tha isliye kuch sochkar maine phone utha liya.

Main : Hanji sarkaar hukum kijiye...
Rubi : Kaha ho tum... mujhe phone kyo nahi kiya... maine kaha tha naa pohonch kar mujhe phone kar dena... jante ho kitni fikar ho gyi thi tumhari....
Main : bas... bas... bas... Saans to lelo... ek hi saans me sab kuch puch liya... Yaar mujhe bolna ka moqa to do...
Rubi : thik hai bolo... phone kyo nahi kiya or wapis kab aa rhe ho.
Main : Main kal subah tak wapis aa jaunga or jis kaam ke liye gya tha woh poora ho gya hai...
Rubi : Sachhiii.... kamaal hai itni jaldi wapis aa rhe ho...
Main : tum kaho to 4-5 din or ruk jata hoo
Rubi : Nahi... mere kehne ka woh matlab nahi tha....
Main : achha ek kaam ki baat suno...
Rubi : Hhhmm.... bolo...
Main : mere sath kuch mehmaan bhi aa rhe hain jo hmare ghar me hi rahenge hmare sath...
Rubi : Mehmaan hai to unko haveli me rakho naa ghar laane ki kya jarurat hai.
Main : Arre yaar woh kaam wale mehmaan nahi hai mere mehmaan hai or bohot khaas hai ab se woh bhi hmare sath hi rahenge to tum unn logo ke rehne ka intezaam kar dena thik hai...
Rubi : Hhhmm thik hai lekin tumne yeh to btaya hi nahi kitne log hain.
Main : (hastey hue) 2 aurat hai or ek chhota sa sher bhi hai unke sath.
Rubi : Aurat kon hai...
Main : Arre yaar tumko aake sab btaunga bas abhi jitna keh rha hoo utna kar lo.
Rubi : achha... Jaldi aa jana main intezaar karungi...
Main : Hhhmmm Chalo ab phone rakh do main gaadi chala rha hoo...
Rubi : Uuuhhuu.... kitni baar kaha hai gaadi chalate hue baat naa kiya karo....
Main : tumhara bhi pta nahi chalta yaar phone utha lo to musibat na uthao to musibat...
Rubi : achha ab phone band karo or dheyaan se gaadi chalao.

 

[Aanand]

Uske baad maine phone rakh diya ab mujhe ek nayi fikar hone lagi thi ki main ghar jake rubi ko inn dono ke bare me kya btaunga isliye aagey ke baare me sochne laga or chup-chap gaadi chalane laga. Kuch der baad hum ek dhaabe par ruke jaha hum sab ne milkar khana khaya. khana khate hue kuch log hume azeeb nazaro se ghoor-ghoor kar dekh rhe the lekin maine nazar andaaz kar diya or khane par dheyaan dene laga kyoki uss waqt hum sab ko bohot zor ki bhookh lagi hui thi. Khana khane ke baad hum sab wapis apni gaadiyo me beth kar apni manzil ki taraf badhne lage. Kuch door jane ke baad mujhe Lala ka phone aaya ki police ki kuch gaadiyan hmari gaadiyo ke pichhe aa rhi hain. Yeh sunkar mujhe samajh aa gya ki dhaabe par woh kon log the jo humko ghoor-ghoor kar dekh rhe the. Isliye maine sabko bina koi khoon-kharab kiye waha se shaanti se chalne ka hukum de diya kyoki ab raat ke waqt main ek or khoon-kharaba nahi chahta tha isliye maine sabko goli chalane se mana kar diya. Lekin woh police ki gaadiyaan lagatar apna siren bajate hue hmari gaadiyo ke pichhe aa rhi thi or humko rukne ke liye keh rhi thi. kuch der baad humari sabse pichhe wali gaadi par fire hone shuru ho gye.

Ab hum log kuch nahi kar sakte the naa chahte hue bhi humko jawab me goli chalani hi thi isliye ab chalti gaadiyo me hi dono taraf se fire hona shuru ho gye meri gaadi uss waqt sabse aagey thi or mere sath nazi, chhota Neer or heena bhi thi isliye maine sirf gaadi chalane par hi dheyaan dene laga. Kuch der baad ek police ki jeep pichhe ki tamaam gaadiyo ko over take karti hui ek dam mere barabar me aa gyi or lagatar meri car par goliyaan chalane lagi maine jaldi se heena or nazi ko niche jhuka diya taaki unko goli naa lag jaye lekin ek goli mere kandhe par lag gyi or gaadi ka balance bigadne laga. maine jaldi se stairing ke samne rakhi apni revoler uthayi or samne wali jeep par jawabi goliyaan chalane laga 5 hi fire me meri revolver khaali ho gyi thi or ab mere pass kartoos bhi nahi the kyoki baaki hathiyaar or kartoos car kidiggi me pade the or car rokne ka mere pass moqa nahi tha. lekin jeep me se ab bhi firing jaari thi ab mere pass dusra koi asla nahi tha isliye maine ek risk uthaya maine apni gaadi ki speed kam ki or apni gaadi ko uss jeep ke ek dam sath me kar liya or nazi or heena ko jhuke rehne ka kehkar jor se apni gaadi ko uss jeep me dhakel diya jisse unki jeep ka balance bigad gya or woh samne wali chattan me jake takra gyi or jeep palat gyi. ab mera uss jeep se to pichha chhut gya tha lekin mere aadmiyo ki gaadiyo ke pichhe ab bhi kaafi police ki jeep lagi hui thi or dono taraf se fire ho rha tha. Mere kandhe me bhi goli lag chuki thi jis wajah se tez dard uth rha tha or ab mujhse gaadi bhi nahi chalayi jaa rhi thi lekin fir bhi main himmat karke gaadi chalata rha. Meri ab himmat jawab de rhi thi kyoki baaju se kaafi khoon nikal rha tha isliye maine lala ki gaadi ko hath se ishara karke meri gaadi ke barbar aane ko kaha kuch hi seconds me uski gaadi raftaar pakadti hui ek dam meri gaadi ke sath aa gyi.....

Main : (Chillate hue) Mere kartoos khatam ho gye hain or mujhe goli bhi lagi hai mujhe hathiyaar wala bag de lalaaa....
Lala : (Hath se ishara karte hue) Detaaa hooo....

Hum dono ne ek hi waqt par chalti car ka darwaza khol diya or apni dono gaadiyo ko brabari par laake maine ek hath se hathiyaar wala bag ander khich liya sath hi maine apne ek aadmi ko meri gaadi me aane ko kaha taaki woh car chala sake. Hum dono ki gaadiyo ki raftaar kaafi tez thi isliye gaadi barabar aane me dikkat ho rhi thi kuch efforts ke baad maine uss admi ko apni gaadi me khinch liya. Ab woh meri jagah gaadi chala rha tha or main sath wali seat par betha bag se hathiyaar nikaal rha tha bag kholte hi meri nazar Bazzuka par padi maine jaldi se usme bomb load kiya or apni jeb se phone nikala or lala ko phone kiya...

Main : Lala ek idea aaya hai main gaadi ki chhat par jaa rha hoo jab main ishara karunga tab apne aadmiyo ko bolna ki sab apni gaadi ko baayi taraf kar le or ek dam se apni sab gaadiyo ki raftaar badha de...
Lala : Thik hai.... bhai main abhi sabko phone karke keh deta hoo....

Uske baad maine phone rakh diya or lala ke ishare ka intezaar karne laga kyoki uske baad hi main gaadi ki chhat par jaa sakta tha. Tabhi mujhe Heena ki awaaz aayi...

Heena : Neer tum thik to ho naa....
Main : Main thik hoo fikar mat karo tum niche raho....
Heena : tumhari baaju se to bohot khoon nikal rha hai...
Main : koi baat nahi abhi sab thik ho jayega tum dono niche rho bahar firing ho rhi hai....

Tabhi mujhe lala ne gaadi se hath bahar nikaal kar apne hath ka angutha dikhate hue done ka ishara kiya. Maine jaldi se gaadi ka dusri taraf ka darwaza khola or bazzuka lekar gaadi ki chhat par beth gya or bazzuka ko apne kandhe par set kar liya or police ki bich wali gaadi ki nishana lagaya taki dhamake se aagey or pichhe dono taraf ki gaadiya udd jaye lekin usse pehle mujhe meri aadmiyo ko ishara karna tha isliye main kuch seconds ke liye apna balance bnata hua gaadi ki chhat par seedha khada ho gya jisse mere sab aadmiyo ne mujhe dekh liya or apni saari gaadiyo ko ek sath baayi taraf kar liya. Mere pass yhi sahi moqa tha meri iss chaal ko koi bhi policewala samajh nahi paya or woh ek seedh me hi gaadi chalate rhe tabhi maine bazzuka ka trigger daba diya or unki bich wali jeep par fire kar diya. Mera idea kamyab rha 3 jeep dhamake se ek sath udd gyi or baaki 7 jeep ne wahi apni gaadi ko rok liya. Lala Yeh dekh kar kaafi khush lag rha tha or gaadi ke sheeshe se mooh bahar nikaal kar jor-jor se chilla rha tha or unn policewalo ko gaaliyaan nikaal rha tha. Maine ek nazar muskurakar usko dekha or phir bazzuka gaadi ke ander phenk kar khud bhi gaadi ke ander jake beth gya. Gaadi ke ander aate hi Heena or nazi ne mera baaju pakad liya or dekhne lagi...

Heena or naazi : tum thik ho naa...
Main : Main ek dam thik hoo tum dono fikar mat karo yar...
Heena : fikar kaise nahi kare tumko goli lagi hai dekho kitna khoon nikal rha hai

Itna keh kar usne khoon wali jagah par apna hath rakh diya taaki khoon ruk sake...

Heena : (Driver ko dekhte hue) apne aadmi se kaho kisi doctor ke pass leke chale khoon bohot nikal rha hai.
Main : Bich highway me ab main doctor kaha se leke aau ab to shehar jake hi doctor milega or tum log fikar mat karo yaar main ek dam thik hoo.

Uske baad koi khas baat nahi hui Heena poore rastey meri baaju pakad kar bethi rhi. Kuch hi der me shehar aa gya jaha lala gun point par ek doctor ko utha laya jisne meri baaju se goli nikali or gaadi me hi meri marham patti bhi kardi. Doctor ke diye hue pain killer se dard to kam hua hi sath hi mujhe neend aane lagi or main sou gya. Subah jab aankh khuli to hum apni basti ke kaafi kareeb the kuch hi der hum basti pohonch gye jaha rasool hmare tamaam admiyo ke sath hmara intezaar kar rhe the. Jaise hi meri gaadi ruki mere sab log daudkar meri gaadi ke pass aa gye or ek aadmi ne jaldi se meri gaadi ka darwaza khola samne rasool apni sada-bahar muskaan ke sath mera intezaar kar rha tha usne aate hi mujhe gale se laga liya. Wahi pass hi mere ghar ke bahar rubi bhi khadi thi jo mujhe dekh kar muskura rhi thi.

Rasool : Waah bhai waah Maan gye shera... kamaal kar diya yaar tune....
Main : maine kya kiya yaar....
Rasool : bhai akele hi iss kutte ko utha ke waha se le aaya yeh kya chhoti baat hai...
Lala : (Bhaag kar hmare pass aate hue) kameeno mujhe kyo bhool jate ho... Or yeh tumhara sher wahi dher ho jata agar main waqt par nahi aata.... bada aaya kamaal karne wala...
Rasool : Achhaaa.... thik hai yaar.... Waise woh hamra naya mehmaan hai kaha zra darshan to karwao.
Lala : Hona kaha hai wahi gaadi me pada hai.
Main : Rasool yaar tu zara iss khan ke bache ko dekh main zra rubi se milkar aata hoo.
Rasool : Thik hai bhai...

Uske baad maine apni gaadi ka pichhe ka darwaza khola or Nazi, Neer or heena ko lekar apne ghar ki taraf badhne laga. Nazi or heena dono bade gaur se charo taraf ke mahol or logo ko dekh rhi thi.

Nazi : Hum log yhi rahenge kya...
Main : Hhhmmm kyo jagah pasand nahi aayi kya...
Nazi : nahi woh baat nahi hai lekin yha par bohot sare log hain to inn sabke samne ajeeb sa lagta hai. apne gaav me to hum chand hi log rehte the naa.
Main : (muskurate hue) yha ke log bhi bohot achhe hain or tumhara khayaal rakhenge tum jaise chaho yha reh sakti ho tum yha ek dam mehfooz ho.
Heena : Yha par sab log tumko Shera keh kar kyo bula rhe hain.
Main : kyoki mera asal naam shera hi hai Neer nahi bhool gyi maine tumhe btaya to tha.

Ese hi baate karte hue hum sab mere ghar ke samne pohonch gye jaha rubi gate ke samne khadi hmara intezaar kar rhi thi. Rubi ko dekhte hi main usko side par le gya jaha main usko dono ki saari kahani btadi isliye rubi ne bohot achhe se unka swaagat kiya or unko ghar ke ander le gyi. Main unn teeno ke sath betha tha lekin mujhe uss waqt bohot ajeeb sa mehsoos ho rha tha or main ek ajeeb si dimagi jung se guzar rha tha samajh nahi aa rha tha ki inn teeno ko ek sath yha kaise rakhu. Agar teeno me se kisi ne bhi puch liya ki baaki 2 se tumhara kya rishta hai to main kya jawaab dunga. Ese hi kai sawaal ab ghar aake ek dam se mere dimaag me chalne lage the. yuh to hum sab sath me bethe the lekin bolne ki himmat koi bhi nahi kar paa rha tha Heena or naazi naye mahol or guzre hue waqt ki wajah se chup thi, Rubi unn dono ke sath mere rishtey ko shayad samajh nahi paa rhi thi isliye chup thi or main inn teeno me phas gya tha kyoki teeno hi mujhe pyaar karti thi or main kisi ka bhi dil nahi todna chahta tha. Ek taraf heena or naazi thi jo mujh par bharosa karke sirf mere liye yha tak aa gyi thi dusri taraf rubi thi jo hamesha se hi mere sath thi or hamesha mujhe khush rakhne ki koshish me lagi rehti thi. Ese hi kai sawaal the jinke jawab hum me se kisi ke pass nahi the. Tabhi rasool aa gya or usne hmare bich bani khamoshi ko ek dam se tod diya.

Rasool : yaar tum log yha bethe ek dusre ki shaqal hi dekhte rahoge ya kuch khane peene ka bhi mood hai... bhai itne lambe safar se aaye ho pehle kuch khaa lo...
Rubi : haa bhaijaan main khane peene ka hi intezaam karne jaa rhi thi...
Rasool : koi jarurat nahi hai ali ki ammi (Rasool ki biwi) ne sab intezaam kar diya hai shera ne aane se pehle bta diya tha isliye maine sab intezaam karwa diya hai ab aap sab log mere ghar chaliye or daawat qabool farmaye...

Uske baad hum sab rasool ke ghar chale gye jaha hamesha ki taraf ali mere sath aake khelne laga or chhote Neer ke aa jane se woh bhi kaafi khush lag rha tha or uske sath khelne me lag gya. uske baad heena nazi or rubi ko rasool ki beghum ke pass chor kar main or rasool apne addey par chale gye jaha khan ko baandh rakha tha. Addey par sooma , gaani or lala pehle se mojud the jo shayad mere aane ka hi intezaar kar rhe the.

Main: Lala yeh sooma kaha hai nazar nahi aa rha.
Lala : (muskurakar) Bhai woh apne naye mehmaan ki khatir me laga hua hai.
Main : Abbe... kameeno jan se mat maar dena abhi usse chhote khan ka maal kaha rakha hua hai uska bhi pta nikalwana hai.
Lala : bhai apna kaam tha khan ko sooma tak pohonchana main apna kaam kar diya hai ab aagey tu jaan sooma jaane or tera khan jane... main to khana khane jaa rha hoo (Rasool ko dekhkar) sala bhookh se jaan nikal rhi hai or yha to kisi kameene ne khana tak nahi pucha. khud to maze se biryaani khaa aaye hain.
Rasool : Sale tu mehmaan hai jo tujhe invitaion card deke jau... jaa ghar chal jaa or jake khana thoos le...
Main hastey hue) Achha thik hai jaa khana khaa le jake tab tak main sooma se milkar aata hoo.

Uske baad hum uss kamre me chale gye jaha khan or sooma the. sooma, khan ko buri tarah maar rha tha or kamre ke bahar hi khan ke chillane ki awaz aa rhi thi. Humne jaise hi kamre ka darwaza khola to dekha khan zameen par gira pada tha or sooma usse buri tarah thokar se maar rha tha.

Main: Bass... Bass... Bas kar sooma mar jayega yaar..
Sooma : marta hai to mar jaye sala lekin aaj isse sare maal ka pta nikalwake rahunga iss harami ki wajah se sabse jada mera nuqsaan hua hai. Iss harami ke kutto ne mere maal par raid daal kar sara maal pakda tha janta hai baba se kitni baar gaali khayi hai maine iss harami ki wajah se or iss bhenchod ne sara maal apne baap chhote ko de diya. Madarchod ko paise hi chahiye the to mere pass nahi aa sakta tha.

Uske baad hmare kaafi puchhne par khan ne apna mooh khol diya usne chhota sheikh ke sare addey or godam humko bta diye jaha woh sara maal rakhta tha iske alawa police department me khan ke kitne log the unn sabke bare me bhi usne humko bta diya. Khan ki di hui information se lala, gaani or sooma ne chhote khan ka sara bussiness khatam kar diya or uske lagbhag sab aadmiyo ko maar diya tha. uske sare godamo ka maal mere aadmiyo ne loot liya or yha le aaye jisse market me hum logo ki monopolly ho gyi thi. ab hum har gair kanooni chij ko apne price or apni condition par bechne lage the. Khan ke department ke sab logo ko humne apne paise ki taqat se khareed liya or apni taraf kar liya ab woh log dusre dealers ke pakde hue druggs or sare hathiyaar humko supply karte the unn logo ke hamare sath mil jane se maal pakde jane ki tention bhi khatam ho gyi thi. Khan se saari information nikalwane ke baad humne khan ko bhi khatam kar diya. Dekhte hi dekhte kuch hi din me humne market me apni pehle se bhi mazboot postion hasil kar lee thi ab hmare videshi clients ke pass bhi humse maal khareedne ke alawa koi rasta nahi tha isliye unhone mujhse maafi maang kar phir se mere sath bussiness shuru kar diya. Iss tarah humne chhote seikh ko poori tarah barbaad kar diya tha sath hi jo chhote-mote gang the woh ya to khatam kar diye the ya apne sath mila liye the. Ab sirf intezaar tha to chhote sheikh ko khatam karne ka lekin hmari badhti hui taqat ko dekhte hue woh bhi under ground ho gya tha ya mulq se faraar ho gya tha. Ab uske pass naa paisa tha naa hi aadmi the or naa hi bussiness tha baba ke sikhaye hue niyam ke damm par hum ab underworld me sabse uper aa gye the. kuch hi maheeno ki mehnat ke baad ek din humko chhota sheikh bhi mil gya jisse hum sab bhaiyo ne milkar badi tasalli se tadpa-tadpake maar diya. uske baad hamare sare oponent khatam ho chuke the ab underworld me hum hi hum the. 1 saal ke ander-ander maine baba ke faisle ko sahi sabit karte hue apne har bussiness ko 100 guna badha diya tha ab hume pehle jitni poore bussiness me kamayi hoti thi usse jada ab hume ek-ek bussiness me hone lagi thi. wahi dusri taraf naam or badhti hui shohrat ne mujhe poore mulq me Most-Wanted qarar karwa diya tha kyoki khan ki kiddnaping se lekar mujh par kai policewalo ke murders ke case bhi chal rhe the sath money laungry, hathiyaro ki or druggs ki taskari jaise mamle bhi ab mere naam par the isliye ab mera iss mulq me rehna safe nahi tha lihaza mujhe sara bussiness rasool, lala, gaani or sooma me baant kar iss mulq ko chhodna tha kyoki ab agar kuch din or iss mulq me main rehta to police mujh tak kabhi bhi pohonch sakti thi or unka mujhe girafftar karne ka mood to bilkul bhi nahi tha or iss baar main ek aur police Ancounter ke liye main raazi nahi tha lifaza maine mulq chhorne ka failsa kar liya.

Wahi dusri taraf Rubi, Nazi or Heena akeli ho gyi thi main unke sath hoke bhi poori tarah unke sath nahi tha naa to main poori tarah se kisi ko apni keh pa rha tha or naa hi main ab unko chor sakta tha isliye ek din maine Rasool se apne dil baat karne ki sochi kyoki hum sab me ek rasool hi tha jo naa sirf umar me mujhse bada tha balki woh shadi-shuda bhi tha isliye ek din maine baat karne ke liye rasool ko bulaya or khud apne cabin me bethkar uske aane ka intezaar karne laga.

Rasool : ha bhai tumne mujhe bulaya tha.
Main : haa yaar tumse ek dil ki bat karna chahta tha samajh nahi aa rha kaha se shuru karu.
Rasool : (mere samne ki kursi par beth te hue) bol bhai kya baat hai
Main : yaar tu to janta hai ki main yeh mulq chorkar jaa rha hoo lekin jane se pehle main ek uljhan me hoo.
Rasool : btana yaar kaisi uljhan ab to apni saari problems bhi solve ho gyi hai bussiness bhi top par chal rha hai ab kaisi uljhan.
Main : Yaar jab se heena or nazi yha aayi hai main bohot ulajh gya hoo. Rubi , Heena or Nazi teeno hi mujhe bohot pyaar karti hai or unn teeno ne hi mere liye apna sab kuch chhod diya hai ab mujhe samajh nahi aa rha ki apne matlab ke liye unko ese chhorkar jana sahi hoga ya nahi.
Rasool : Hhhmmm baat to tumhari sahi hai... Yaar meri maano to tum shaadi kar lo saari uljhan door ho jayegi.
Main : lekin kisse karu shaadi yaar teeno hi mujhe pyaar karti hain or kahi na kahi teeno hi mere bure waqt me mere sath thi or mera hamesha sath diya bilkul tum sab ki tarah.
Rasool : Hhhmmm meri maanega to usse shaadi kar jisse tu pyaar karta hai samjhaaa.... or yaar bohot soch samajhkar faisla karna.
Main : thik hai...

Uske baad rasool mujhe meri soch ke sath tanha chhorkar woh chala gya or main sochne laga ki pyaar kisko karta hoo. Sach to yeh tha ki main teeno se pyaar karta tha lekin ab main teeno se shaadi kaise karta bas isi qash-m-qash me main uljha hua tha lihaza maine yeh faisla bhi unn teeno par hi chhor diya or waha se seedha ghar chala gya. Ghar pohonchkar maine bohot himmat se ghar ka darwaza khat-khataya kuch der baad heena ne ek dil-qash muskaan ke sath darwaza khola.

Heena : Aaj jaldi aa gye Neer ...
Main : haa aaj kuch khas kaam nahi tha isliye jaldi aa gya.

Uske baad maine charo taraf dekha to mujhe sirf nazi nazar aayi jo Neer ko bottal se doodh pila rhi thi. Lekin mujhe Rubi kahi nazar nahi aayi...

Main : rubi kaha hai...
Heena : woh yateem khane me hain abhi bacho ka school chal rha hai naa isliye shaam ko aayegi.
Main : achha... Yaar main tum logo se ek jaruri baat karna chahta tha

Yeh sunkar dono mere pass ake khadi ho gyi or sawaliya nazaro se mujhe dekhne lagi. Maine dono ko ek nazar dekha or dono ka hath pakadkar apne sath unko bhi bed par apni dono taraf bitha liya.

 

[Aanand]

Main : Tum dono to janti hi ho ki hmare badhte hue bussiness or mere karnamo ki wajah se main poore mulq me Most-wanted hoo isliye mujhe yeh mulq chhorna hoga lekin main soch rha hoo iss mulq se main akela nahi balki shaadi karke apni biwi ke sath jau.
Heena : (khush hote hue) Yeh to bohot achhi baat hai ki tumne shaadi karne ka faisla kar liya hai wese kon hai woh khush-naseeb.
Main : Yaar iska faisla main nahi bulki tum teeno milkar kar hi kar lo kyoki main janta hoo tum, nazi or rubi teeno hi mujhe be-inteha pyaar karti ho mere liye tumne apna sab kuch daav par laga diya ab mujh me itni himmat nahi hai ki tum teeno me se kisi ko bhi bich rastey me ese hi chorkar chala jau.
Heena : (hastey hue) bas itni si baat to isme confuse hone ki kya baat hai... chalo tumhari ek mushkil to main asaan kar deti hoo.. tumko rubi or Nazi me se ek ko chunna hai kyoki mujhe lagta hai mujhse jada tumko yeh dono pyaar karti hain.
Nazi : Nahi... mujhe lagta hai tumko Rubi or heena baji zada pyaar karti hai...
Heena : chalo ji ho gya faisla... tum rubi se hi shaadi kar lo woh tumko hum dono se jada pyaar karti hai.
Main : Aur tum dono...
Nazi : Hum dono ki fikar mat karo hum dono yha mehfooz hai naa to fikar kaisi or waise bhi rubi baji ke jane ke baad yateem khana sambhalne wala bhi to koi hona chahiye naa.

Unki baat sunkar main kuch der sochta rha or phir bina kuch kahe bed se utha or chup-chap ghar se bahar nikal gya. Main apni gehri soch me itna uljha hua tha ki mujhe pta hi nahi chala kab main yateem khane tak paidal hi aa gya. Waha jake main rubi se mila or yhi baat rubi se bhi kahi to uska bhi jawab yhi tha ki heena or nazi mujhe usse jada pyaar karti hai isliye main unn dono me se kisi se shaadi karu. uska jawab sunke main waha se wapis ghar ki taraf chal diya or jane kab mere kadam mujhe baba ki qabr tak le aaye. waha main kuch der betha rha or apne sawalo ke jawab hasil karne ki koshish karta rha lekin main nakaam sabit ho rha tha phir main apni guzri hui zindagi ko dekhne laga jab main sabse pehle naazi se mila tha waha usne kaise pehle meri jaan bachayi phir fiza ke sath meri behtareen dekh-bhal ki jisse main chand maheeno me apne pairo par khada ho gya kahi na kahi mera rom-rom Nazi or uske parivaar ke Ahsaan ke niche daba hua tha or wese bhi ab uska mere siwa kon tha main usko kaise chhorkar jaa sakta tha, Dusri taraf Heena thi jisne meri ek chhoti si dillagi ko pyaar samajh kar mere jane ke baad Neer or nazi ka naa sirf khayaal rakha balki meri gair haazri me baba or fiza ki bhi hamesha madad ki woh nahi hoti to aaj shayad nazi or Neer bhi zinda nahi hote, Wahi rubi ke bare me sochta to woh sabse alag thi saari duniya ne maan liya tha ki main mar chuka hoo phir bhi woh mera intezaar karti rhi mujhe shaadi kiye bina bhi meri bewa bankar woh apni umar guzarne ke liye teiyaar thi or mere chale jane ke baad usne mere sapne ko apni zindagi ka maksad bana liya or apni sari zindagi yateem khane ke naam kardi. Dekha jaye to main inn teeno ka hi kahi na kahi karzdaar tha inke kiye hue pyaar or ahsaan ko main ese kaise chhorkar jaa sakta tha lihaza maine ek essa faisla kiya jo shayad kisi ne bhi naa socha ho. Ek nateeje par phonch kar main khud ko kaafi shaant mehsoos kar rha tha or baba ki kabar ke pass betha khush ho rha tha. Tabhi pichhe se ek hath mere kandhe par aake ruk gya. Maine pichhe mudkar dekha to yeh rasool tha.

Rasool : bhai kaha hai tu dupehar se main ghar bhi gya tha lekin heena or nazi ne btaya ki tu bina kuch kahe waha se chala gya maine samjha tu yateem khane gya hoga waha se bhi rubi se essa hi jawab mila tujhe kaafi dhoondha jab tu nahi mila to main janta tha tu kaha milega.
Main : Yaar shaam ho gyi pta hi nai chala main yaar aaj khud ko kaafi uljha hua mehsoos kar rha tha isliye socha yha aa jau to mann shaant ho jayega.
Rasool : main janta hoo yaar... chal bta phir kisko pyaar karta hai tu or kisse shaadi karega main kal hi qazi ko bulwa leta hoo.
Main : tu qazi ko bulwa le maine meri hum-safar ko chun liya hai.
Rasool : (khush hoke mere gale lagte hue) arre waah bhai khush kar diya kya mast khabar sunayi hai.... chal bta kon hai hmari hone wali bhabhi...
Main : (muskurakar) kal nikaah par dekh lena
Rasool :Yaar tu kal hi shaadi karega kya...
Main : haa kyo... Nahi kar sakta kya...
Rasool : nahi... nahi yaar essi baat nahi hai mera matlab tha shaadi agar dhoom-dhaam se hogi to jada behtar hoga or uske liye teiyaariyaan karne ke liye waqt chahiye.
Main : (kuch sochte hue) Ek hafta bohot hai kya....
Rasool : haa ek hafte me to main sab intezaam kar dunga...
Main : to thik hai phir teh ho gya....

Uske baad main or rasool car me beth kar ghar aa gye jaha nazi rubi or heena mera intezaar kar rhi thi.

Rasool : lo ji aapka mujrim pakad laya hoo ab khud hi sambhaal lo main to chala shaadi ki teiyariyan karne... Mujhe bohot kaam hai.

Rasool ki baat sunnkar woh teeno mere pass aake beth gyi or mujhe sawaliyaa nazaro se dekhne lagi kyoki rasool ki tarah woh bhi janna chahti thi ki main kisse shaadi karna chahta hoo lekin unme se koi bhi mujhse yeh sawaal nahi puch rhi thi shayad unme kisi me bhi dusre ka nam sunne ki himmat nahi thi isliye kuch der mere pass khamosh bethi rehne ke baad teeno apne-apne kaamo me lag gyi. Main janta tha ki woh teeno hi ander se behad udaas hain lekin phir bhi meri khushi ke liye teeno rasool ki biwi ke sath shaadi ki shoping me lag gyi. Teh kiye hue din poori basti ko dulhan ki tarah saja diya gya or meri shaadi basti me karna hi teh hua kyoki mera bhi koi apna khas rishtedaar to tha nahi jo bhi the yeh basti wale or mere dost mere yaar hi the isliye maine basti me hi shaadi karne ka faisla kiya jisko sabne khushi-khushi maan liya. Lekin inn guzre dino me sab mujhse aake bar-bar ek hi sawaal puchhte the ki dulhan kon hai or main kisi ko kuch nahi bta rha tha isliye sab ek ajeeb si uljhan me shaadi ki teiyariyan kar rhe the. Shaadi wale din Qazi ne dulhan ko bulane ka kaha tha to sab meri taraf sawaliya nazaro se dekhne lage ki ab main kiska naam lunga. Maine charo taraf nazar ghumake dekha to waha par na to nazi thi na hi rubi thi or nahi hi heena thi isliye maine rasool se teeno ka puchha.

Rasool : woh teeno ghar me hain jo bhi tumhari dulhan hai usko jake khud le aao.

Itna sunkar main waha se utha or chupchap ghar ke ander chala gya jaha teeno alag-alag bethi hui thi or ek dam khamosh thi woh kaafi udaas lag rhi thi mujhe dekh kar woh kuch jada hi pareshaan si lagne lagi.

Main : kya hua tum teeno yha kyo ho...
Heena : Neer bas karo ab bohot ho gya hai hum teeno kitne din se dekh rhi hai tum naa to kuch kehte ho naa kisi ki sunte ho akhir tum btate kyo nahi ki tumne kisko chuna hai kitne din ho gye tumne hum teeno ki jaan sooli par taang rakhi hai samajh hi nahi aa rha hai ki tumhare dil me kya hai.
Main : (Zor se hastey hue) Agar main kahu ki main tum teeno se shaadi karna chahta hoo to tum teeno me se kisi ko aitraaz hai kya...

Meri yeh baat sunkar teeno ek dusre ki shaqal dekhne lagi unko shayad samjh nahi aa rha tha ki woh kya kahe shayad kisi ne bhi mujhse ese jawab ki umeed nahi ki thi isliye ab mere jaisi unn teeno ki haalat hui padi thi.

Rubi : Tum pagal to nahi ho gye ho tum jante bhi ho tum kya keh rhe ho yeh na-mumkin hai.
Main : Main ek dam thik hoo or maine jo kaha woh bhi ek dam sahi hai main tum teeno ke bare me socha lekin koi bhi faisla nahi kar paya isliye maine tum teeno ko hi choon liya kyoki main janta hoo tum teeno me se koi bhi mere bina nahi reh sakti or ek ko khush karke main do ka dil nahi tod sakta. Ab btao tum teeno ko isse koi aitraaz hai ya nahi.

Itna kehkar maine sabse pehle nazi ki taraf dekha to usne naa me sir hila diya phir rubi ki taraf dekha to usne bhi naa me sir hila diya or last heena ki taraf dekha to usne bina kuch kahe mujhe gale se laga liya.

Main : Agar aitraaz nahi hai to 5 mint me ready hoke bahar aa jao bahar qazi intezaar kar rha hai.

Uske baad main wapis bahar aa gya or apni jagah par jake beth gya or rasool or lala ko saari baat bta di to meri baat sunkar unke bhi hosh udd gye lekin meri baat ko samajhne ke baad woh bhi maan gye or meri khushi me woh bhi khush ho gye. Kuch der baad teeno teiyaar hoke aa gyi or Qaazi ne thode bohot naatak karne ke baad mera teeno se nikaah karwa diya uske baad maine, meri biwiyo ne or Neer ne ek sath yeh mulq chhor diya. Ab main apni teeno biwiyo ke sath bohot sukoon se rehta hoo. Mujhe mera mulq chode hue 24 saal ho gye hain or inn beete 24 saalo me mujhe heena, rubi or nazi se ek-ek beta hua hai jo abhi schools or collage ki education poori kar rhe hain or hmare sath hi rehte hain lekin teeno me meri koi na koi khoobi hai ladkiyon ka shonk sabko hi hai jinse unki maa hamesha hi pareshan rehti hain lekin woh har baar mujhe daant khane ke liye aagey karke khud saaf bachkar nikal jate hain. chhota Neer bhi ab bada ho gya hai or woh or Ali (Rasool ka beta) ab mera bussiness sambhalne lage hain. Neer dekhne me kaafi had tak mere jaisa hai lekin naturewise ek dam meri jawani jaisa hai or thoda garam mizaz ka bhi hai ali ek dum rasool jaisa thande dimaag ka hai jo neer ko thanda karne me laga rehta hai. Hmare jane ke baad Yateem khana ab woh koi normal yateem khana nahi rha waha ab humne ek shaandar school or bacho ke rehne ke liye ek aalishan hostal banwa diya hai jaha bache achhi taleem hasil karte hain kyoki hum unn bacho ko apne jaisa nahi bnana chahte. Basti bhi woh purani tooti phooti nahi rhi humne waha sabke liye achhe or shandaar appartment bnawa diye hain or logo ke rozgaar ke liye waha factories or mills khol di hain jisko lala, sooma sambhalte hain. Arre haa hmare bussiness ka btana to main bhool hi gya. Humne ab apna druggs or arms ka bussiness band kar diya hai or sara paisa real estate, hotels, casino or finance company me laga diya hai or apne har galat dhandhe ko shareefo wala bussiness bna diya hai jisko mere sath rasool, gaani sambhalte hain. Lala, Sooma or gaani ne bhi shaadi kar lee hai or sudharne ki poori koshish kar rhe hain lekin aaj bhi unke ander ka gunda kabhi kabhi bahar aa jata hai jisko mujhe or rasool ko sambhalna padta hai. Aaj main ek Underworld don hote hue bhi ek normal busnessman ki jindagi guzaar rha hoo or apne parivaar ke sath bohot khush hoo.





-----The End-----

 

[Rahul]

wonderfull story bhai ji

 

[Rahul]

nice story