Adultery Life of an engineer~Lone survivor~(completed)

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Update-195

7th semester ke exam start hogaye the aur jaisa exams ke time hota hai vaisa hi es baar bhi ho raha tha

Bas fark etna tha ki ab ye chud chud ke etne bade chudakad ban gaye the ki exams ka dar bhi lagna band hogya tha

Daksh to vaise hi gandu tha baki sab ka bhi yehi haal tha

Pawan balcony me batha batha maal fuk raha tha to Hritik aur ruhi apni hi ras leela me busy the

Karan bhi usse kaam me busy tha lekin phone par
Bas Arjun hi tha jo padh raha tha ja sahi bola jaye to padha raha tha kiran ko

Arjun aur kiran me vapas najdeekiya badne lag gaye thi
Vaise bhi Arjun to lattu tha hi kiran pe
Kiran ko bhi Arjun ki support se vapas sab kuch feel hone lag gaya tha

Aisa nahi tha ki Daksh ko bhul gaye ho vo
Sala Daksh ka tha bhi to bahut bada etni jaldi koe kaise bhul sakta hai
Lekin ab sayad actual me kon uski care karta hai ye kiran ko pata chal gaya tha

Vahi Daksh apne flat pe Nidhi ko chhod raha tha
Nidhi pata nahi kyu baar baar Daksh ke pass aa hi jati thi ye jante hue bhi Daksh uske liye kuch feel nahi karta
Pata nahi es Ladki ko kya hi chahiye tha

Daksh usko chodne ke baad joint jala ke vahi fukne lagta hai

Nidhi- preparation hogaye?
Daksh- tujhe jarurat hai mujhe nahi

Nidhi- mujhe jiski jarurat hai vo to mere ander hi tha abhi
Daksh- vapas daal du?

Nidhi- saas le lene de thodi si
Daksh eske aage kuch nahi bola

Nidhi- Daksh??
Daksh- jo puchna ho directly puch liya kar
Daksh bol ke mat ruka kar

Nidhi- kya hate etni powerful hai ki apni maa ko bhi nahi chhodti?
Daksh- hate se powerful kuch nahi hai es dunia me
Aur Maa hone me aur Maa banane me bahut fark hota hai

Nidhi- if your mom came and ask for forgiveness
Kya tum maaf kar doge?
Daksh- maafi magne ya maafi dene se bahut upar uth chuka hu main
Ab saja deni hai bas

Nidhi- tumne unka perspective kabhi jana hai?
Daksh- janane ki jarurat hi nahi hai
Ek aur kahani suna degi
Esse jada kuch nahi hone wala

Nidhi- I never saw someone like you and your mom
Daksh- hum dono hi unique hai sweetheart

Nidhi - lekin tum dono ke ladae me kitni aur lashe bhichegi?
Daksh- counting maine ek limit ke baad band kar di thi
Aur main kisi ko nahi bol raha involve ho
Agar vo involve ho rahe hai to ye unki galati
Meri nahi

Nidhi- main to involve nahi hu na
Daksh- meri mom ki najaro me to ho sayad

Nidhi- aaj pehle baar mom bola hai tumne
Daksh- kyuki vo hai

Nidhi- tumhre ladae ki vajah se tech fest me bhi nahi aa rahi vo
Daksh- khauf kahte hai usse
Unhe dar hai yaha unki izzat na uchal jaye

Nidhi- saanvi ka to kuch nahi bigada fir saanvi kyu involve ho rahi hai
Daksh- jis chhij ke bare me pata na ho uske bare me muh band rakhna chahiye
Gand fat sakti hai

Nidhi- har roj to fadte hi ho
Nidhi Daksh ka gussa dekhte hue boli
Daksh- tujhe pata hi nahi hai jab main sach me gand fadne pe aaunga to kya halaat karunga

Nidhi- theek hai baba
Gussa na karo
Main kal ke liye revise kar rahi hu
Tumhe bhi padna hai to aajao
Daksh- you carry on

Aur Nidhi study room me chali gaye

Abhi Daksh ke dimag ke kuch bahut hi ganda khayal aaya aur vo usse ignore bhi nahi kar sakta tha

Vo bottle utha ke terrace pe chala gaya aur Rocky ko call kar diya

Daksh- kaha hai?
Rocky- bhai kachra saaf kar raha hu?

Daksh- Buddha mar gaya?
Rocky- kab ka bhai

Daksh- to bataya kyu nahi?
Ek baar bolne pe samjh nahi aata tujhe?
Rocky- bhai aapne etna bada kand kar diya to mokka hi nahi mila

Daksh- abhi kaha hai?
Rocky- abhi bhi aapka failaya kachra hi saaf kar raha hu

Daksh- vo to tu jindagi bhar karegi
Specify kar kaha hai?
Rocky- bahar hi gang thi aap par attack karne wali
Mayank bhai ne address nikal ke diya to pehle unko saaf kiya
Fir police aur hospital walo ko paise pahuchaye
Ab media walo ko dene ja raha hu

Daksh- are bc mere pith piche etna sab hogya mujhe pata hi nahi
Rocky - bhai koe normal insaan hota to zindagi bhar ke liye ander chala jata

Daksh- baap mat ban
Ek bande ki photo bejh raha hu
History nikal
Rocky- kab tak chahiye bhai?

Daksh- kyu tujhe kothe pe jana hai?
Rocky- vaha ke logo ko khana dene jana hai bhai

Daksh- are behanchod
Kab tak karega?
Rocky- aap photo bejh do
Main ye khatam karke kal tak batata hu

Daksh- theek hai
Aur Daksh phone kaat ke ek aur number dial karta hai

Daksh- kuch nae taza?
***** badiya plan ban raha hai

Daksh- vo to har roj banta hai aur har roj fail bhi hota hai
***** aapko har baar jitna hai aur unhe sirf ek baar

Daksh- vo ek baar bhi nahi jeetenge
Main jeetne hi nahi dunga
***** muskil din aane wale hai

Daksh- main sab kaat chuka hu pehle hi
***** acha fir to ek naye dhokhe ke liye tayar hojao

Daksh- ye log bc meri history nahi padte kya?
Sala koe bhi kahi se bhi uth ke aa jata hai
**** aapki history kya hai?
Ek college student?

Daksh- ye baat bhi sahi hai
Chalo achi khabar sunao
**** achi khabar to maar degi aapko

Daksh- aapke rahte?
***** main to sirf apni jaan de sakta hu bas

Daksh- abhi bahut jeena hai
Papa ki seva ki hai Meri nahi karoge?
***** vahi to kar raha hu

Daksh- bas to marne ki baat chhod do
Humare sirf dusman marte hai
***** aisa hai Kya?

Daksh- kabhi kabhi apno ko main khud maar deta hu
***** aas pass jada najar rakho
Har apna dikhne wala apna nahi hota

Daksh- yehi to pata karna hai
Ek aur misaal bana dunga main
***** Mayank ke pass chale jao

Daksh- bahut kaam hai uske pass
Vaise bhi main gandagi failaunga tabhi to vo saaf karega
Nahi to sab boring boring lagega
**** dhayan rakhna bas apna

Daksh- aap bhi

Fir phone kat jata hai aur Daksh us haseen taaro se bhari raat ke niche bath ke saraab ka maja lene lagta hai

Lekin vo abhi bhi ye soch raha tha ki poonam ka rote hue uske pass phone kyu nahi aaya

Daksh ne to yehi expect kiya tha aur soch a tha uske aashuo me apni khushi dund lega
Lekin khushi to Daksh ne khud hi bhaga di bc

Bechara Daksh jeet kar bhi khushi nahi mana pa raha tha
Aisi kismat ka bhi koe kya hi kare

Ye sochte sochte subah hogaye aur fir exam dene chale gaye

Aise hi pura week unki gand maraye hoti rahi aur fir sab khatam hogya

Ye last semester break tha aur eske baad to kuch bacha hi nahi tha

Final semester me unko major project karna tha aur college jana nahi hota tha

Adhe bache to vaise hi break ke baad vapas nahi aate

Bas mahine me ek din ke liye bulaya jata tha unhe

Daksh ko to vaise bhi kahi jana nahi tha

Uska sara plan to yehi se hona tha

Humesha ki tarah es baar bhi jane se pehle enki ek party hoti thi aur vo es baar bhi hogi lekin fark sirf Etna hoga ki ye last time hogi

Eske baad to jo hona tha vo na hi ho to acha hai

Aage likhne ka man nahi hai
Sorry chhote update ke liye

 

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Update-196

To last party me sab ka suhagat hai
Aaj sab mojud the included kiran
Pawan- ab ye semester bhi khatam hogya
Aisa lag raha hai nasha utarte utarte college khatam ho jayega aur hum bc Lund hilate rah jayenge
Karan- tu

Pawan- kya?
Karan- sirf tu Lund hilate rahega bhai
Hum nahi

Arjun- ab companies me bhi gand marani padegi
College me rahte rahte job mil jaye to jada acha hai
Daksh- kiran ko bol vo apni company me rakh legi
Daksh bakchodi karte hue bola

Hritik- abe esse to vaise bhi mil jayegi
Gand to humare jaise normal students ki fatati hai
Pawan- teri to ruhi ne pehle hi bahut chhodi kar di hai
Ab esse jada nahi fat sakti

Ruhi- teri bhi kar du?
Daksh- ruhi eske yehi shok hai
Ha kar dega mat bol esko

Pawan- behanchod tum dono ne project ka naam submit kara diya?
Daksh aur Arjun ek sath HA

Jaise hi unhone ha bola sab unki taraf gurne lage
Kyuki kisi ne bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki ye dono ko abhi kuch pata bhi hoga
Vo to ye soch ke khush ho rahe the ki gand maregi to dekh ke maja aayega

Karan- ye kaise hogya?
Arjun- gandu tu mere hi group me hai
Tune hi submit kiya hai

Karan- are bc main bhul hi gaya tha
Hritik - aur tune?

Daksh- hod mere tau ka ladka hai( Desi slang)
Apna kaam khud kar deta hai
Pawan- fir to gand bhi deni padti hogi?

Daksh- ha teri
Ruhi- Daksh tu kya karega college ke baad?

Daksh- depend karta hai
Ruhi- kis par?

Daksh- jinda rahunga ya nahi
Hritik- manusiyat mat faila bc

Daksh- sorry shaktiman
Ruhi- kiran tum kyu etni chhup ho?
Koe problem?

Kiran- nahi koe problem nahi hai
Daksh- kiran koe marne wala hai Kya?

Arjun- lavde kya bol raha hai?
Daksh- main to bas puch raha hu
Mujhe Laga koe marne wala hai

Ab Daksh kuch bole aur uska matlab na nikle aisa to ho nahi sakta
Aur ye kiran Arjun dono bahut ache se samjh gaye the lekin kisi ne aage kuch bola nahi

Pawan- Daksh apan dono Pablo Escobar ban jate hai
Main banaunga tu bechna
Daksh- idea bilkul bura nahi hai lekin Escobar ne apne hi cook ko thook diya tha

Pawan- behanchod
Hritik - joke aside
Daksh Kya socha hai?

Daksh- kuch nahi bhai
Pehle jo karna hai vo to kar lu fir baad me dekhte hai
Ruhi- aur Kya karna hai?

Arjun- apni maa ko barbaad
Daksh- Arjun goli maar dunga agar dobara usse meri maa bola to
Daksh bahut serious way me bola

Arjun- maar de to
Sach chhup to nahi jayega
Daksh- poke mat kar mujhe
Result tu janta hai

Ruhi- oh guys calm down
Har time marne maarne ki baat karte rahte ho
Be a man yaar
Pawan- pussy wali dick banane ko bol rahi hai

Ruhi- tu marega ek din mere hatho
Karan- main to shadi karke 15-20 bache paida karunga bc

Daksh- waw bc lekin main bina shadi ke hi karunga
Kiran ko dekh ke bola Arjun ki jhate sulgane ke liye

Pawan- mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki aaj yaha ladae ho sakti hai?
Daksh- mujhe bhi bilkul aisa hi lag raha hai

Kiran- main ek startup ki soch rahi thi agar kisi ko aana hoto
Ruhi- kaisa startup

Daksh- condom banane ka
Ruhi- Daksh chhup rah na yaar

Kiran- AI se related hai
Daksh- artificial pussy ban jayegi?

Ruhi- ha tujhe aajkal artificial ki jarurat hi lag rahi hai
Daksh- I'm just asking

Arjun- Daksh bolne to de usse
Daksh- tu mujhe pichle kuch dino se sahi nahi lag raha hai

Arjun- maine kya kiya?
Daksh- vohi bol raha hu bhai
Kuch mat karna
Main dosti nahi dekhunga

Arjun- vo to tune kabhi dekhi hi nahi
Ruhi- guys please....

Lekin Daksh ruhi ko rok deta hai

Daksh- tujhe mere se kuch jada hi problem ho rahi hai aajkal
Arjun- galatfami ka main kya kar sakta hu

Daksh- nahi to bol na
Hua kya hai?
Mujhe Laga humne sab sort kar liya tha
Arjun- sab sorted hi hai

Daksh- nahi hai
Tu bol raichand ko call kyu kiya tha
Kiran- raichand ko?
Arjun tumne raichand ko call kiya tha

Pawan- bc ye kya ho raha hai?
Arjun- meri life main kisi ko bhi kuch bhi karu tujhe kyu batau?

Kiran- Arjun tumhe nahi call karna chahiye tha
Arjun- maine nahi kiya
Usne kiya tha

Daksh- baad me tune bhi kiya
Aur I'm sure ki 10 minutes tak wrong number par baat nahi hoti
Arjun- tu mera number trace kar raha hai?

Kiran- Arjun tum kyu bich me pad rahe ho?
Ye dono insaan nahi hai aur tum bich me sirf pisoge
Karan- aaram se baat kar lete hai bhai
Kyu maarne pe tule ho

Arjun- Daksh tu mujh par shak kar raha hai?
Daksh- main sirf ye puch raha hu tune call kyu kiya

Arjun- uska pehle aaya tha
Kitni baar bolu main
Daksh- vo to sab ko karegi mere se related jo jo hai lekin tune kyu kiya

Arjun- he wanted me to join raichand group esliye
Kiran- ohh please Arjun
Pagal wali baat na karo

Daksh- there will be no raichand group in future
Arjun- Daksh na main gunda hu aur na main teri ya eski(kiran) ki tarah bahut ameer hu
Mujhe meri family ko support karna hai

Daksh- tu raichand group me nahi jayega
Job chahiye na?
Tu naam le de kisi bhi company ka aur kisi bhi post ka
Main kara dunga
Lekin raichand nahi
Arjun- har jagah tera ahsaan lena jaruri hai?

Daksh- to tune ha kar di?
Kiran- Arjun try to understand
Please mat karo
Mere sath aajao
Please

Arjun- maine decide kar liya hai
Daksh- ok then
Ab jo hoga usse mujh par mat dalna

Arjun- aaj tak tujh par dala hai kya maine?
Mere liye tu dost nahi bhai hai
Aur tere liye main dost nahi ek payda hu tere plan me
Ruhi- yaar ab bas bhi karo
Kyu party kharab kar rahe ho

Daksh- what is all this about man?
I mean seriously?
Tu ek upper middle class family se belong karta hai aur fir ye sab?
Arjun- tu to sab ke bare me sab kuch janta hai to reason bhi pata hoga tujhe?

Daksh- nahi pata esliye hi puch raha hu
Dosto par jasusi nahi karaye maine
Arjun- fir tujhe ye kaise pata chal gaya ki maine raichand se baat ki hai ya nahi?

Daksh- maine kisi se nahi pucha aur na pata karne ko bola tere bare me
Mujhe raichand ke bare me sab pata hai aur esliye hi ye pata chala
Agar tujhe lagta hai main tera bhi use kar raha hu to ye bhi theek
Sayad main khud ko dikha hi nahi paya tum logo ko
Hritik- Daksh I think hume es topic ko yehi chhod dena chahiye

Daksh- nahi nahi
Aaj tum log puch lo jo puchna hai
Main yehi hu aur sab kuch sach sach bataunga
Pucho
Arjun- mujhe kuch nahi janana

Daksh- ab maine bola na main sab sach bataunga
To puch
Daksh ne gusse me bola

Yaha sirf kiran hi dari hue thi kyuki sabse achi tarah Daksh ko vohi janti thi
Baki sab to bas sad the ki ye sab ho raha hai

Daksh- puchhooooo
Arjun- bata fir
Sab kuch
Starting se end tak
Aur tune bola hai tu juth nahi bolega

Kiran- Arjun please leave it na
Daksh- nahi aaj esse puchne de aur mujhe batane de.....

 

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Update-197

Arjun- tune kis kis ka use kiya hai yaha?
Daksh- kiran ka

Arjun- aur?
Daksh- aur kisi ka nahi kiya

Arjun- tu yaha aaya hi esliye tha na kyuki kiran yaha aa rahi hai?
Daksh- nahi
Main yaha aaya tha fir kiran ko yaha aane pe majbur kiya

Kiran- meri dad yaha aane ko mana kar rahe the
Vo bol rahe the apni hi city me padhne ko
Daksh- I just manipulated him

Arjun- fir tune kiran ka use kiya Roy tak pahuchne me?
Daksh- nahi
Roy tak main kabhi bhi pahuch sakta tha
Kabhi bhi usse maar sakta tha
Mujhe un dono ko kiran se door karna tha
You know taste of there own medicines

Kiran- tumne ye sab kiya kyuki tum mujhe apne maa papa se door karna chahte the?
Daksh- don't pretend jaise tumhe kuch pata hi na ho
Aur vaise bhi unse door hoke tu khush hai aur safe bhi

Kiran- you also don't pretend ki tum kisi ki care karte ho
Daksh- main nahi karta
Unhe mujhse mere parivar se door kiya aur maine unko tumse
Simple as that

Kiran- lekin meri kya galti thi?
Mujhe kyu involve kiya?
Daksh- teri galti yehi thi ki tu us family me paida hue

Kiran- aur jo humare bich me hua?
Vo sab?
Daksh- tune kiya
Maine kabhi force nahi kiya tujhe

Kiran- lekin tumne plan to kiya tha na ki vo sab ho
Daksh- kiran mere pass kabhi ladkiyo ki kami nahi rahi ki main tum par aisa plan banau
Jab maine shekhar ka naam leke tujhe mohini ke pass bejha tab main bas sach sunane ke liye kiya tha
Lekin jab vo tujhe marne lagi tab main tujhe bachane ke liye hi gaya tha
Vaha mera koe aur intention nahi tha
Aur tere samne maine jo mohini ke sath kiya uska maksad bhi sirf uski sachae dikhane ke liye kiya tha
Tumne ye sab galat tareeke se le liya

Kiran- main kaise maan lu tum sach bol rahe ho?
Daksh- maine kab kaha tum mano?
Mat mano

Kiran- tumhe human mentality ka sayad pata nahi hai ya fir tum nahi pata hone ka nataak kar rahe ho
Jab koe insaan toot jata hai to vo sath khade bande me hi sab kuch Dekh leta hai
Aur mujhe lagta hai tumhe ye baat pata thi
Daksh- tujhe sayad yaad nahi hoga lekin maine tujhe first time bhi roka tha aur second time bhi
Second time tum emotional bhi nahi thi

Kiran- tumhe kuch nahi pata main kaisi thi aur kab thi
Arjun- aur Roy empire vo tune pehle giraya fir dobara uthaya?
Kyu?

Daksh- tujhe Roy empire me interest hai ya fir maine tere sath kya galat kiya ye janene me?
Arjun- Roy se linked to main tha hi

Daksh- Roy tujhse baat karta tha
Tujhe mere bare me kuch bhi kahaniya sunata tha
Lekin Kya maine tere ko kabhi kuch bola?
Arjun from the very beginning mujhe sab pata tha aur maine tujh par trust kiya
Mujhe pata tha tu mere against kabhi nahi jayega
Arjun- aur main kabhi nahi gaya

Daksh- to fir ab kya hogya?
Arjun- abhi bhi main tere sath hi hu lekin ab mujhe sab janana hai ki vo kon hai jiske liye main ye sab kar raha hu

Daksh- raichand empire mere papa ka hai aur mujhe vo chahiye
Raichand aur Roy(dono) ne milkar unhe mara mujhe un teeno ki zindagi banjar banani hai
Arjun- sirf teen nahi hai Daksh
Bahut sare life involve hai

Daksh- main koe Saint nahi hu jo har kisi ke bhale ke liye sochu
Mujhe jo karna hai vo main karunga
Chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
Ruhi- chahe hum hi na rahe?

Daksh- ruhi mere liye tum log bahut important ho
Chahe tumhe aisa nahi lagta ho
Lekin ha tum raho ya na raho
Mujhe jo karna hai vo main karunga
Arjun- teri girlfriend ka kya scene hua tha?

Daksh- raichand ne plant ki thi mujhe distract karne ke liye
Kiran- ab hum dono me kya hai ye bata do mujhe bas?

Daksh- I don't know
Humare bich me kabhi kuch tha bhi?
I have no idea
Maine tumhe starting me use kiya fir uske badle jo mujhse bana maine tumhe lotaya
Kiran- aur Kya uski bharpaye hogaye?

Daksh- tumhe aur Kya chahiye?
Kiran- vo dost jo main humesha se chahti thi

Daksh- hum dost nahi rah sakte
Reason tujhe pata hai
Arjun- kyu nahi rah sakte?
Mujhe kuch problem nahi hai
Esse kuch problem nahi hai
To fir kyu?

Daksh- tu kyu bich me fudak raha hai?
Tera to koe role hi nahi tha
Aur agar bich raat mera khada hogya to fir kuch anhoni ho jayegi
Ruhi- Daksh yaar serious conversation me bakchodi mat kar

Daksh- pata hai what's the difference between you(kiran) and ruhi?
Ruhi vo dekh leti hai jo samne wala nahi dikha raha lekin sach hai aur act karti hai practically not emotionally
I know tum suffer jada hue ho lekin kabhi shanti me sochna what wrong I did to you
Ruhi- sala meri tareef vo bhi Daksh ke muh se
Ab main mar sakti hu

Kiran- mujhe nahi dekhna
Daksh- sare nashe ke maa behan kar di aaj bc

Karan- bhai ab jab sach bata hi raha hai to ye bhi Bata de humara scene kaise banaya tune?
Daksh- Rocky ne kiya
Maine nahi

Karan- Rocky kon hai?
Daksh- mera Banda hai

Karan- usne kya kiya?
Daksh- tere aur uske dono ke baap ko samne batha ke kuch gyan diya hoga ki vo maan gaye

Karan- vo dono hote to ek mar jata
Daksh- hathiyaar kisi aur ke hath me tha bhai
Unhe manana hi tha

Karan- badal gaye to?
Daksh- mera naam le dena
Tera kaam ho jayega

Hritik - main hi aisa hu kya jiske pass puchne ko kuch nahi hai?
Pawan- main bhi to hu bc
Hum dono to chutiya hi rah gaye

Daksh- Hritik tera district selection maine hi karaya tha aur Pawan tu chutiya hi hai bhai
Pawan- mera bhi kuch kara hi deta

Daksh- mood nahi tha
Ek din aake mere tatte sahla ke jana fir sochunga
Pawan- abhi sahla deta hu

Ruhi- jo news me dikha rahe the vo sab sach tha?
Daksh- ek ek word jo mere khilaf bole gaye the sab sach the aur ek ek word jo mere support me bole gaye the sab juth the

Ruhi- ab vo vapas samne aakar kuch kar denge to?
Daksh- mare hue log vapas nahi aate

Arjun- tune sab ko maar diya?
Daksh- dhokha bardast nahi mujhe

Hritik- baki sab to theek hai lekin mujhe sirf ek chhij ka doubt hai
Daksh- londe ko bhi doubt hogya

Hritik- tu ab kyu bata raha hai hume?
Pucha to bahut baar tha
Daksh- ab eske baad kya bc kahani khatam hone ke baad batata?
Aur mujhe laga ye sahi time hai

Hritik- ek to tu etne baar story writer kahani bolta hai mujhe to lagta hai hum real hai hi nahi
Koe imaginary dunia me jee rahe hai
Daksh- ye bhi sach hi hai
Yaha jo ho raha hai vo real life me nahi hota

Daksh- hogya ya aur kuch puchna hai?
Pawan- en sab ke baad kya?

Daksh- Pawan ne bhi puch hi liya
En sab ke baad kya hoga mujhe nahi pata
May be I will left everything, may be I will continue as it is
I don't know
Will see

Arjun- ab aage kya?
Daksh- vo mujhe pata hai
Tujhe jada dimag lagane ki jarurat nahi hai
Tum logo ko door rahna hai
Main har waqt tumhre sath nahi rah sakta

Ruhi- Daksh agar main mar gaye Teri vajah se to kasam se bhoot ban ke bahut daraungi
Daksh- tu abhi kya kam daravani lagti hai?

Arjun- mujhe kya karna hai?
Join karu ya nahi
Daksh- teri marji hai
Lekin fir main chhod sakta hu lekin agar saanvi ke hathe chhad gaya to fir bhagwan hi bachaye

Arjun- sale main uski company join karne ko bol raha hu uske mission nahi
Kiran- Arjun rahne do please
Ye dono bhai behan bilkul pagal hai
Saanvi jada hi
Tum intelligent ho kahi bhi mil jayegi yaar tumhe

Arjun- main dekhta hu
Daksh- main raat ka intezaam doond ke aata hu.....

 

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Update-198

Daksh ki expectation ke khilaf koe bhi final year ka student ghar nahi gaya tha
Sab vahi college me gand mara rahe the

Daksh ne to yehi socha tha ki sab chale jayenge aur fir sukha katna padega pura mahina

Lekin Daksh ke liye to acha hi hua jo bhi hua
Ab usse chut ke liye yaha vaha nahi bhatakna padega

Actually koe ruka project ke liye to koe job dundne ke liye

Ab sala college ke 3.5 saal to bakchodi me gujar diye esliye ab to jagna hi tha

Agar college nikal gaya aur job nahi mili to gharwalo aur rishtedaro ke tane suno bc
Aur ab to sala paise bhi mil jate hai tab to mangane me bhi das baar sochna padega

Esliye sab ki gand fati hue thi aur apni gand ka pura jor laga rahe the

Daksh ke pass to kuch karne ko tha nahi esliye vo to college me bakchodi karte ghum raha tha to usse Nidhi mil gaye

Jo es waqt kamaal lag rahi thi
Suit pahna hua tha aur sayad kahi ja rahi thi

Daksh- red light area me ye kapde nahi chalte
Daksh usse dekh ke bola
Nidhi- hahaha very funny

Daksh- kaha ja rahi ho?
Nidhi- interview hai

Daksh- kaha?
Nidhi- l&t me

Daksh- to etna sajh dajhne ki kya jarurat thi
Nidhi- nangi chali jau?

Daksh- chali ja
Job to mil hi jayegi
Nidhi- main late ho rahi hu bye

Daksh- Ladki hai Ladki hone ka fayda utha lena
Nidhi- Ladki hu koe randi nahi

Daksh- *sex worker
Nidhi- ye word tumhe etna bura kyu lagta hai?

Daksh- kyuki vo bhi apna pet hi palti hai
Aur hume judge nahi Karna chahiye
Nidhi- acha sorry
Gyan raat ko de dena
Bye

Aur Nidhi chali jati hai

Daksh vaha se thodi aur aage jata hai to usse ruhi mil jati hai
Vo bhi aise hi tayar hoke kahi ke liye bhag rahi thi

Daksh- ab tu kaha ja rahi hai?
Ruhi- meeting hai

Daksh- ye sala konsi meeting hai jaha hume nahi bulaya jata?
Ruhi- Daksh yaar abhi nahi
Pehle hi bahut late hu

Daksh- aaja tujhe hawa me leke chalu?
Ruhi- no thanks
Aur Daksh ka matlab samjhte hue bhi usse ignore kar diya

Daksh- main do teen galiya expect kar raha tha
Ruhi- udhar rahi
Aake deti hu

Daksh- tere tak to theek hai lekin agar mujhe Pawan ya Karan me se koe aise dikh gaya to bc heart attack aajana hai mujhe
Ruhi- for you kind information Pawan pehle hi ja chuka hai

Daksh- bc ye etni job aa kaha se rahi hai?
Aur agar aa rahi hai to fir engineers ko etna badnaam kyu kar rakha hai?
Ruhi- mujhe nahi pata
Aur main ja rahi hu

Aur ruhi bhi nikal leti hai

Daksh vaha se aage jate hue sochne lagta hai bc lagta hai pagal hogaye sab ke sab
Sala Pawan kis job ke liye gaya hai be?
Profile kya hogi?
Joint roll karna?
Desh surakshit hatho me jata dikh raha hai mujhe

Thodi door baad Arjun shorts me kahi batha dikh jata hai

Daksh- yaha puri dunia job lene bhag rahi hai aur tu yaha gand mara raha hai?
Arjun- job to mil gaye

Daksh- kab mili kaha mili?
Arjun- raichand group me

Daksh- tu nahi manega?
Arjun- abe achi salary hai aur agar kuch Hua to yaha se sun ke vaha se nikal dunga
Baad me naam dekh kitna bada hoga gandu
Raichand group se aur vo bhi off campus job pane wala

Daksh- bhai jada bada naam bhi mat kar liyo kahi bich se sambhal na paye aur toot jaye
Arjun- uske liye tu hai na
Bc tutne dega bhai ko?

Daksh- mera Lund pakad ke nach le bc
Arjun- jab kabhi nobat aaye to vo bhi kar lunga

Daksh- baki sab kaha hai?
Arjun- interview dene gaye hai sab?

Daksh- koe mass recruit kar raha hai Kya?
Arjun- nahi

Daksh- to fir ye sab ek hi din kyu gaye?
Arjun- are enhone pehle se hi bahut companies me apply kar rakha tha
Aaj call aagaye hogi

Daksh- ek hi din?
Sab ko?
Arjun- bc etna shak nahi karte
Aur ab to har roj yehi hona hai

Daksh- Pawan aur Karan?
Arjun- Pawan gaya hai ril me aur Karan ke baap ne uska kuch jugad bithaya hai Google me

Daksh- Google me?
Bc iit me to nahi padh rahe na hum?
Arjun- bhai approach se kuch bhi ho sakta hai

Daksh- fir to main kisi ko bhi kahi bhi lagva dunga
Bata kaha job chahiye?
Arjun- mujhe mil gaye
Etna nahi bhula karte

Daksh- main to mind change karne ki kosis kar raha tha
Arjun- chal cigarettes fukne chalte hai

Daksh- chal vaise bhi mujhe ek ke baad ek jhatka hi lag raha hai

Daksh aur Arjun vaha se college ke bahar ki taraf nikal gaye
Abhi pahuche hi the ki Mayank ki call aagaye

Daksh Arjun ke samne hi call attend karne laga

Daksh- ha bol
Mayank- kya kar raha hai?

Daksh- kya Hua ye bol na
Mayank- kuch news aane hai

Daksh- kiske marne ki
Mayank- jaldi marne ki

Daksh- kiske?
Mayank- tere

Daksh- are waw
Ye subah samachar kaha se aaya hai?
Mayank- kaha se aa sakta hai?

Daksh- aur kuch?
Mayank- ha bahut kuch

Daksh- to bol na
Time kyu kharab kar raha hai?
Mayank- Roy nahi mil raha

Daksh- mohini ko dond raha hoga chutiya
Mayank- mohini ne kuch bataya hai tere bare me

Daksh- kya kahani sunae?
Mayank- jo hume aaj tak sunae nahi di thi

Daksh- acha
Aisa Kya suna diya?
Mayank- raichand teri maa nahi hai

Daksh- vaise bhi usne maa jaisa koe kaam kiya hi kaha hai?
Mayank- Daksh for real
Usne ye bola hai ki tu raichand ka beta nahi hai

Daksh- agar sach hua to kitna acha hoga na
Mayank- Daksh serious hoja

Daksh- main serious hi hu
Pata kar
Mayank- kon bata sakti hai?

Daksh- mohini se hi puch
Mayank- usne shirt rakhi hai

Daksh- maan le
Mayank- sun to le

Daksh- maan le
Bhagwan thodi hai jo shart tod nahi sakte
Abhi kaam niklva aur uski puri kahani sun
Mayank- agar sach hue to?

Daksh- sach hue to raichand kam haseena thodi hai
Mayank- bc soch samjh ke bola kar

Daksh- abhi ruka hu kyuki incest nahi banani
Tu pata kar
Fir main aata hu ek do din me meri jaan se milne
Bahut din hogaye
Mayank- tujhe dekh ke attack aajana hai usse

Daksh- lekin fir bhi marne nahi dunga main
Tu mujhe aaj bata sab kuch
Kya game khel rahi hai vo
Mayank- theek hai

Daksh- ab rakh de phone
Gharwali hi ban jate ho bc sab....

 

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Update-199

Bahubali- usne sab khatam kar diya ma'am
Ek ek plan ki dhajiya uda di
Raichand- vohi to kaam hai Daksh ka
Hum plan banayega aur vo kharab karega

Bahubali- lekin kab tak?
Raichand- us din tak jab hum kamyab nahi ho jate
Hume to ek baar hi jeetna hai aur Daksh hume marega nahi

Bahubali- aapka matlab hai...
Raichand- abse sirf ek plan banega Daksh ko kaise mara jaye
Har plan ka motive ek hi hoga

Bahubali- aapka beta hai ma'am vo
Raichand- ha aur vo mujhe jeene nahi dega lekin mujhe abhi bahut jeena hai

Bahubali- agar usse pata chal gaya to?
Raichand- vo janta hai
Aisa kuch nahi jo Daksh nahi janta ho

Bahubali- ma'am aapka business pure dunia me hai
Aap yaha sab chhod ke kahi dusre desh kyu nahi chale jate?
Raichand- vaha kya Daksh se bach jayenge?
Daksh ab sirf ek naam nahi rah gaya bahu
He is much more
Aur vaise bhi aadhe shares saanvi ke pass hai aur jis din Daksh ko ye pata chal gaya ki uske shares bhi hai aur usko papers mil gaye to we are done

Bahubali- lekin aapne to sab apne naam kar liye the?
Raichand- fake papers se
Agar usse original mil gaye to mera sab ek jhatke me chala jayega
Saanvi aur Daksh mil ke majority bana lenge aur fir mujhe apne isharo pe nachaenge

Bahubali- saanvi ma'am se baat kariye
Aapki beti hai vo
Raichand- uske liye Daksh hi uska sab kuch hai
Na usse kabhi dhokha degi na mera kabhi sath
Maine apni hi kokh se do hathiyaar ko janam de diya jo mujhe hi khatam kar dena chahte hai

Bahubali- agar kisi tarah dono ko alag kar diya jaye to baat ban jayegi
Raichand- ye bhi namumkin hai
Saanvi ke liye Daksh uski soul hai aur Daksh ke liye saanvi uske heart beats

Alag kabhi bhi nahi ho sakte, kisi bhi tarah nahi ho sakte

Bahubali- aisa kuch kar de ki saanvi Daksh se nafarat karne lag jaye
Raichand- aisa kuch hai hi nahi
Saanvi ne Daksh ko uske flaws ke sath apna mana hai
Ab hum kuch nahi kar sakte
Tum Roy ko dundo
Abhi uska use khatam nahi hua hai

Dusri taraf

Roy aur mohini nange bistar par nanga nach kar rahe the

Mohini- ohh baby I missed you so much
Ahhh you feel so good inside me
Roy- I missed you too love
But ab hume koe alag nahi kar sakta

Mohini- ab hum sab ko alag karenge
Ahh faster baby
Roy aur jor laga laga ke mohini ko chhodne laga

Mohini- pehle kon babu?
Roy- Daksh aur raichand sabse baad me aayenge
Unhe to tamasha dekhna hai

Mohini- ahhh ha meri jaan
Tum sahi kah rah ho
Daksh ko tumhre hath ki kimmat chhukani padegi
Roy- usse har ek chhij ki kimat deni hai
Chhun chhun ke badla lena hai us se to

Mohini- lekin hum ye sab karenge kaise?
Roy- Daksh mujh par trust karta hai

Mohini- ahh jaan aisi galatfami me mat rahna
Daksh kisi par trust nahi karta
Roy mohini ko kiss karte hue
Jab tumhre body uske samne fekunga to to yakeen karega na

Mohini- kya matlab?
Roy- fake meri jaan
Jiski body tumse milti hogi lekin chehra puri tarah kharab ho chuka hoga

Mohini- lagta hai Daksh ko abhi tak pehchana hi nahi tumne
Roy- pehchan liya hu esliye hi bata raha hu

Mohini- Daksh mujhe marna nahi chahta
Meri body chahe fake hi kyu na ho usne dekh li to uske side me hi tumhe bhi leta dega
Roy- ab aur nahi
Bahut khel khel liya maa beto ne
Ab bas
Ek ek se badla lunga

Mohini- bahut tadpi hu main tumhre bina
Roy- main bhi Meri jaan
Unhone to bahut kosis ki hume alag karne ki lekin mohini aur Roy ko aaj tak koe alag kar paya hai Kya?

Mohini- nahi
Aur na hi koe kar payega
Lekin hume ye jagah chhodni padegi
Daksh ke aadmi mujhe aur tumhe pagal kutto ki tarah dund rahe honge
Roy- maine sab plan kar liya hai
Ab Daksh hum tak nahi hum Daksh tak pahuchenge
Main tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga meri jaan

Mohini - I love you aadi
Roy- I love you too love

Aur fir dono bahankar chudai me lag jate hai
Aisa lag raha tha jaise barso ki pyash hai aur etni jaldi khatam nahi hogi

Jaha ye dono busy the aur vaha humare Daksh ko abhi tak kuch nahi Mila tha

Vo bechara college ghum raha tha ki koe mil jaye lekin final year ko chhod ke to sab ghar ja chuke the

Final year me kiran hi thi aur vo usse degi nahi
Vaise Nidhi bhi thi lekin vo abhi tak aaye hi nahi thi interview deke

Daksh aur Arjun chai wale ke bath ke sutta maar rahe the tab tak Pawan aur Karan aa gaye

Daksh- aur loduo mil gaye naukari?
Karan- tere bhai ko naukari aur chaukri ke liye kabhi mahnat karni padi hai Kya?

Pawan- beta baap hai tera
Esliye uchal raha hai
Arjun- tera kyu muh utra hua hai

Pawan- kuch nahi
Uncle ek chai dena aur sutta bhi
Daksh- job ka kya Hua?

Pawan- bole call karenge
Arjun- matlab nahi hua

Pawan- matlab mujhe bhi pata hai chutiye
Daksh- hum pe kyu chhila raha hai bc?
Job hi to hai aaj nahi to kal mil jayegi

Pawan- MC marks dekh hai mere?
Karan- nahi aur dekhne bhi nahi hai
Kya pata attack aajaye bc

Pawan- ha aur yehi haal job dene walo ka hoga
Daksh- hojayega kahi na kahi
Stress mat le
Aur chai pee

Pawan- nahi hua to tu to karayega hi
Daksh- Arjun ko bol kiran se bol ke Kara dega

Arjun- bc har chhij me mere baad kiran hi kyu aati hai?
Karan- vaise Daksh sahi bol raha hai
Kiran se bol ke Kara de

Arjun- main kyu bolu?
Aur bc kiran eski dost nahi hai Kya?
Pawan- teri dost se jada hai na
Esliye bol raha hu

Arjun- Lund hai meri
Aur main nahi bolne wala usse
Pawan- sale dikha diya na apna asli roop
Koe baat nahi Daksh hai na mera bhai

Arjun - do feet door rah
Mujhe apne aas pass gandgi pasand nahi hai

Pawan- bc tu bhi?
Karan- are sab matlabi hai Pawan mere bhai

Pawan- sahi kah raha hai karan
Karan- ha lekin do feet door hoke hi baat kar
Hum berojgaro se baat nahi karte

Arjun- aur kal se humare sath nahi niche bathna
Gandu
Pawan- muh tod dunga bc sabka
Jada bole to

Daksh- naha ke aana pehle
Pawan- maa chudao
Aur Pawan vaha se chala gaya

Arjun- oye lodu
Paisa kon dega uncle ka
Pawan- jiski job lagi hai

Fir sab haste haste Pawan ke piche ho liye

Daksh Pawan ko pakad ke
Tu tension mat le
Apni taraf se sabko gand de de fir bhi kisi ko maja nahi aaya to I promise main kara dunga kahi
Pawan- bc TATA me chahiye

Daksh- hume tujhe sir pe kya bathaya tu to kaan me mutne lag gaya bc
Arjun- sakal dekhi hai apni TATA me kaam karenge ye

Pawan- bc mujhe tumse baat hi nahi karni
Main khud kar lunga
Daksh- Khud kar lena
Lekin apne dealer ka naam to bata de
Kahi tu mar gaya to kya karenge hum

Pawan- sath leke marunga bc
Karan- chal ro mat
Aaj daru meri taraf se

Pawan- vo to teri gand maar ke bhi lete bc
Etni aasani se nahi chhodenge
Daksh- aur kisi ka hua?

Arjun- Hritik to bacha hai
Pata nahi kaha hai vo
Pawan- ruhi ke pallu me ro raha hoga

Daksh- sale uske pass kisi ka pallu to hai
Khud ko dekh
Etni mahnat se Ladki patva ke di thi vaha bhi gand mara gaya
Pawan- Khud pati thi samjha
Pagal thi bilkul mere liye

Karan- bhai esko mirror gift kar dete hai
Nahi to ye galatfami me hi mar jayega ek din
Arjun- sahi bol raha hai

Aise hi ye log bakchodi karte rahe aur fir apne apne flat chale gaye....

sorry for delay and not replying to any comments
thoda busy tha aur tabeyat bhi theek nahi chal rahi pichle kuch weeks se

 

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Update-200

Daksh aur baki sab park me bathe hue the aur badiya dup sekh rahe the

Sirf Karan ki job lagi thi aur baki sab ko ek hi chhij boli gaye thi ki aapko call kar denge jiska simple language me matlab hota hai maa chudao tumhra nahi hua

Daksh- mujhe Laga tha ruhi ladke hone ka fayda utha ke job le legi
Ruhi- tere dimag me sirf kachra hi to bhara hua hai
Esliye muh se bhi kachra hi nikalta hai

Hritik- abe yaar pehle hi mood kharab hai Daksh aur mat chhod
Daksh- main to facts bata raha hu
Bc bhag to aise rahe the us din jaise aaj hi ambani ban jaoge

Pawan- bhosdike tere jaise nahi hai normal students hai
Esliye job ki importance pata hai
Daksh- to padh bhi leta gandu
Etna hi pata hai to tujhe

Arjun- tu bade dino se saant batha hai aur humare sath bhi
Tera koe plan nahi chal raha?
Daksh- final semester nahi nikalna hai kya
Sale puri char saal dikhani hai

Karan- abe es chutiya ki baat mat suno
Ye yaha batha hai vo bhi eska plan ka hissa hoga
Ruhi- tu to bole hi mat
Apne baap se bol ke humara bhi kuch kara deta

Karan- mujhe yaad hai jab main aur Daksh bol rahe the yaar ruhi vo ek ek Ladki dila de
To kya boli thi tu?
Daksh- sahi hai karan sahi ja raha hai

Ruhi- main kyu kisi ki life kharab karu?
Karan- hum tujhe life kharab karne wale dikh rahe hai?
Thoda maja hum le lete thoda pani vo nikal leti
Kya bigad jata?

Ruhi- ab tu relationship me hai na?
To chup raha
Daksh- main nahi hu
Meri kara de

Pawan- chhup hojao na yaar
Kyu chhude hue bacho ko aur chhod rahe ho?
Karan- maja aa raha hai

Daksh- mujhe bhi bahut maja aa raha hai
Saanvi- jada der ka maja nahi hai
Saanvi piche se boli

Daksh- are tum kab aaye?
Padhae likhae par dhayan de lo nahi to enki tarah job ke liye roge
Saanvi- abhi aapka hogya to nind se uth jao
Aur Daksh ki taraf kuch photos fekti hai

Daksh- ladkiyo ki hai ky.....
Aur Daksh bolta bolta ruk gaya kyuki photos dekh li thi usne
Saanvi- kuch kah rahe the aap?

Daksh- kisne?
Daksh ka face bilkul serious ho gaya tha
Saanvi- mujhe nahi pata
Ye aapko pata hona chahiye tha

Daksh- ye kate hath wala Roy hai na?
Saanvi- ha

Daksh- kitne log gaye apne?
Saanvi- Mayank bhaiya ko mila ke 7

Daksh- ander ke bande ka kaam hai
Mayank ko dundna namumkin tha
Saanvi- lekin kisi ne doond bhi liya aur maar bhi diya

Tab tak kiran bhi vaha aagaye thi usse bhi news pata chal hi gaye thi

Daksh ne vahi Rocky sab ke samne hi Rocky ko phone mila diya

Rocky- jee bhai
Behad shant aawaz me bola kyuki usse pata tha ki aaj gand marni hai
Daksh- sirf ye bata Mayank ka pata kaise chala?
Aur agar tujhe nahi pata to unke side me letne ko tayar hoja

Rocky- mole lag raha hai bhai
Daksh- usse mole se teri gand marvaunga
Agar mere vaha pahuchne se pehle tune pata nahi kiya to

Rocky - main puri kosis kar raha hu
Daksh- aur mujhe bataya kyu nahi tune?
Jada garmi aagaye hai Kya tujhme ya fir main kya haal banata hu vo bhul gaya hai?

Rocky- Mayank bhai ne mana kiya tha
Daksh- teri aur tere Mayank bhai ki hi gand marta hu main bc aake
Ab sun mujhe mohini chahiye
Jaha bhi hai utha le

Rocky- Mayank bhai ko pata hai
Daksh- maine ye nahi pucha ki kisko pata hai?
Maine bola utha le aur ulta latka de usse
Jab tak vo muh na khole usse latkaye rakhe
Fir saanvi aake dekh legi

Rocky- jee bhai
Daksh- body kaha hai?

Rocky- vapas la rahe hai
Daksh- main vaha aa raha hu
Mere aane se pehle kuch nahi hona chahiye

Rocky- jee bhai
Aur Daksh gusse me phone kaat deta hai

Abhi kuch der pehle jo Daksh yaha bakchodi kar raha tha ab vo bilkul serious ho chuka tha
Aankhon me khoon utar aaya tha

Daksh- chal(saanvi se)
Kiran- Daksh?
Kiran behad shant aawaz me boli

Daksh- tujhe dekhna hai apne baap ka mara hua chehra aur apni maa ko tadapte?
Agar nahi to dusra sabad nahi nikalna chahiye tere muh se
Kiran- mujhe dekhna hai

Arjun- mujhe bhi
Saanvi- mela nahi Laga hua jo har koe muh utha ke bol rahe ho mujhe bhi mujhe bhi

Fir Daksh saanvi aur kiran vaha se chale gaye aur baki sab dekhte rah gaye ki ek second me kaise mood ki maa chudati hai

Raste me
Saanvi- ye sab aapne kiya hai na?
Aisa ho hi nahi sakta ki aapke kahe bina etna sab hojaye
Daksh- main Mayank ko kyu marunga?

Saanvi- ye to mujhe nahi pata
Lekin mujhe paka yakeen hai ye sab aapne hi kiya hai
Daksh- jab etna yakeen hai hi to fir puch kyu rahi ho?

Saanvi- confirm kar rahi hu
Daksh- mat kar
Jab yakeen ho to uspar yakeen karna sikho

Kiran- Daksh mujhe maa se milna hai
Daksh- mil lena
Lekin nangi milna padega

Saanvi- bhaiiiii
Daksh- sorry
Kaan kyu band nahi kiye tumne?

Daksh- tumhe yaad hai na kya shirt thi meri tujhe aur mohini ko milane ki
Kiran- mujhe manjur hai

Daksh- bahut badiya fir

Dusri taraf

Raichand- ye kisne kiye bahu?
Kisne kiya?
Daksh pagal ho jayega aur sab ko maar dalega vo
Bahubali- mujhe Laga aapne kiya hai

Raichand- mujhe kya kisi pagal kutte ne kata hai jo main Daksh ke sabse vafadar bande ko marungi?
Jhakmi sher jada khatarnak hota hai
Bahubali- fir kisne kiya ye?
Mohini?

Raichand- vo akele etna sab nahi kar sakti
Aur mujhe pura yakeen hai Daksh ko etna to vo janti hi hogi ki Mayank ko nahi maregi
Bahubali- eska matlab Daksh ka koe dusra dusman aaya hai?

Raichand- ye to pata nahi
Lekin es kaand ki vajah se Daksh hume kutta bana dega
Abhi hum ready nahi hai
Bahubali- thode din underground ho jate hai

Raichand- ye permanent solution nahi hai
Sabse pehle to ye pata karna hoga ki ye aakhir kiya kisne hai?
Aur Kya vo humare kisi kaam aa sakta hai?
Bahubali- main abhi bande laga deta hu

Raichand- jaldi bahu jaldi
Humare pass waqt bilkul nahi hai
Mujhe pura yakeen hai Daksh sehar me pahuchne wala hoga
Bahubali- main us area me jitne phone mojud the sab ki details nikalva leta hu
Fir pata chal jayega

Raichand- jo karna hai vo karo
Lekin jaldi
Bahut jaldi

Tisri side

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Ek bahut kamini hasi gunj rahi thi kisi kamre me
Ab aayega maja
Bahut maja
Daksh chaudhary ladega raichand se aur jeetenge hum

Bola tha na sahi waqt ka intezaar karo
Fal bahut mitha milega
To ab dekh lo kitna mitha fal mila hai

Kuch lashe aur jeet
Sirf kuch lasho se jeet mil gaye baba
Hahahhahahhahahahahahahaha

 

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201 tomorrow

 

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Update-201

Daksh vaha pahuch chuka tha aur uske samne Mayank sameet uske kuch aur aadmi lete pade the

Vaha bilkul shanti thi kyuki unmse se kisi ki bhi gand kabhi bhi maari ja sakti thi

Mayank- Daksh vo.....
Daksh- last rites suru karo
Daksh ne Mayank ko bolne bhi nahi diya

Mayank ne bhi aage kuch nahi kaha aur Rocky ko ishara kar diya

Fir sabko graveyard lejaya gaya aur sara process bilkul shanti ke sath properly kiya gaya

Uske baad vaha se vapas aagaye

Ab Daksh ke badi si chair par batha tha aur uske charo taraf uske bande khade the including Mayank

Vo bas intezaar kar rahe the ki kab bomb fotega vaise unke calculation ke hissab se to abhi tak foot jana chahiye tha

Lekin sala Daksh ke dimag me kab kya chal raha ho ye kon hi jaan sakta hai

Daksh kuch der shant batha raha fir Rocky ko ishara karke apne pass aane ko bola

Rocky ki to gand fati padi thi vo kapte hue bahut dheere dheere Daksh ki taraf jane laga

Fir Daksh ke samne jake khada hogya

Daksh- niche ho
Aur jaise hi Rocky niche hua Daksh ne uski gardan pakad li

Es time Rocky ki saase atak chuki thi

Daksh- mohini kaha hai?
Rocky- babhai mili nahi
Vo kapte hue bola

Daksh ne usko thoda aur daba diya
Kyu nahi mili?
Rocky- sab jagah check kar liya bhai

Ab Daksh ne gun nikal ke Rocky ke muh me daal di

Daksh- kya bola tha maine?
Mere aane se pehle mohini chahiye mujhe
Bola tha ya nahi bola tha?
Rocky- huhauhuh
Aisi hi aawaz nikal paye uske muh se

Mayank - Daksh vo jaha tha vaha se bhag gaye
Maine ladke lagaye hai

Ye sunte hi Daksh hyper hogya aur usne Rocky ko door fek diya aur khud Mayank ke samne Jake khada hogya

Daksh- tujhe us par najar rakhne ko bola tha na maine?
Nahi rakh paya
Tere se bola tha Mayank ko safe rakhna
Nahi rakh paya
Tujhse bola tha khud es bakchodi me mat aana
Tu vo bhi nahi kar paya

Aur ab bc yaha khada hoke mujhe excuse de raha hai?

Tu apne ek bande ko bacha bhi nahi paya?

Mayank- Daksh red alert nahi tha
Pura sehar apna hai
Yaha se agar kuch uthata to dua jarur dikhati
Kuch aur hai bhai
Daksh- kuch aur hai ya nahi ye to pata nahi
Lekin teri laparvahi se ek jaan chali gaye

Mayank- main pata kar raha hu
Daksh- tujhse kuch nahi ho sakta
Yaha boss bana batha hai aur tere area me aake koe tera banda maar ke chala gaya aur tujhe pata tak nahi chala

Mayank- boss main nahi tu hai
Aur area mera nahi humara hai
Tujhe to sab pata hota tha na tujhse kaise miss hogya?
Mana meri galti hai lekin meri galti ko cover kon karta tha?
Tu

Daksh- vo to mujhe hi karni padegi na
Chutiya jo hai tu
Mayank- raichand nahi hai Daksh
Kisi aur ka kaam hai
Vo etni bewakuf nahi hai

Daksh- lekin tu hai
Daksh uske samne se chala gaya aur ek bottle khol ke vapas bath gaya

Daksh- Rocky 24 ghante hai tere pass
Mujhe mera banda nahi mila to tu dekh lena

Rocky sirf ha me sar hila ke vaha se chala gaya

Daksh- tum bc kya mera muh dekh rahe ho?
Kaam nahi hai kuch?
Pure sehar me fail jao
Ek ek bande ko dund dund ke nikalo jo esme involve hai
Ek ek Banda chahiye mujhe
Aur sab ke sab zindazinda

Daksh etna chhila ke aur gusse me bola ki sab vaha se bhag khade hue

Ab vaha sirf Daksh Mayank saanvi aur kiran bach gaye the

Mayank- Daksh sorry yaar
Mujhe Laga sab normal hai esliye maine usse akele nikalne diya
Daksh- mohini ko doond jake

Mayank- hmm
Aur Mayank bhi chala gaya
Daksh- saanvi maa ke pass ja aur haal chaal puch ke aa
Saanvi Daksh ka matlab bahut ache se samjhti thi esliye chhup chhap chali gaye

Ab vaha kiran aur Daksh bache the

Kiran- ye tumhra plan nahi tha?
Daksh- gate band kar

Kiran- kyu?
Daksh- Lund khada hai mera esliye

Kiran- Daksh I'm serious
Daksh- gate band kar
Es baar Daksh thoda tez aawaz me bola
To kiran chhup chhap gate band kar diya

Daksh- phone de apna
Kiran- mera phone kyu?

Daksh- jitna bol raha hu utna kar
Kiran ne Daksh ko apna phone de diya

Daksh- unlock kon karega esse?
Kiran- tumhe password pata hai

Daksh- ab kapde nikal ke vaha bath ja
Kiran- Daksh tum Kya bol rahe ho?

Daksh- teri maa na sahi lekin tujhe to vo karna padega na jo tu karne aaye the
Kiran- tumne bola tha pehle mom se baat karne doge

Daksh- vo bhi hojayegi
Pehle kapde utaar
Kiran- main kuch nahi karne wale tumhre sath ab
Aage bhad chuki hu main

Daksh- koe aage nahi badh pata aur ye ek sachae hai
Main pyaar se bol raha hu to maan le nahi to fir dusre tareeke bhi aate hai mujhe
Kiran- dusre tarike hi aajma lo
Lekin ab humare bich me tab tak kuch nahi hoga jab tak mujhe meri mom se baat nahi ho jati

Daksh- don't push me kiran
Kiran- I'm not pushing you
Main facts bata rahi hu
Aur vo ek last baar hoga bas

Daksh- abhi kaha last par pahuch gaye?
Abhi to maine ache se suru bhi nahi kiya hai
Ab khud se nikalegi ya main nikalu?

Kiran ne kuch to socha kya?
Ye nahi pata

Lekin usne kapde nikalna suru kar diya
Stripping nahi kar rahi thi bas jaldi se sab nikal diya
Sirf bra panty bach gaye thi

Daksh ne khud ki jacket di usse aur
Daksh- usko upar daal le aur vaha kone me bath ke rone lag ja

Kiran ab tak thoda thoda samjh gaye thi ki Daksh kuch nahi karega uske sath
At least abhi to nahi karega

Esliye usne bina sawal kiye jaisa Daksh ne bola vaise hi kiya

Daksh ne fir do teen photos le kiran ki aur fir
Daksh- ab pahan le kapde
Kiran- hogya?
Ab bataoge kyu?

Daksh- nahi
Kiran- hilana hai mujhe aise dekh dekh ke?

Daksh- aisa hi soch le
Aur Daksh vaha se bahar chala gaya

Bahar car li aur drive par nikal gaya

Sala ye Daksh etna shant kyu hai?

Kuch der drive ke baad Daksh orphange house pahuch chuka tha jaha khushi rahti thi

Daksh ko dekh ke shanti aur budhe ke rang ud gaye the

Shanti- ab kya karne aaye ho?
Daksh- behan se milne aaya hu apni
Kaha hai?

Shanti- vo yaha nahi hai
Daksh- to fir kaha hai?

Shanti- hume nahi pata
Daksh- nahi pata?
Ya batana nahi chahte?

Baba- tumhe kya chahiye ab?
Sab to pehle hi bata diya tha
Daksh- mujhe to bahut kuch chahiye baba
Lekin vo aap nahi de sakte
Filhal sirf ye bata dijiye khushi kaha hai?

Shanti- office me hai
Daksh- konse office?

Shanti- raichand new channel
Daksh- oh mujhe laga abhi tak nikal diya hoga
Any way thank you

Aur Daksh vaha se chala gaya.....

 

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Update-202

Daksh ke bande pure sehar me ghum rahe the lekin unhe mohini abhi tak nahi mili thi

Aur un sab ki fat bhi bahut rahi thi kyuki Daksh se unhe bachaega kon agar mohini nahi mili to

Sehar ka har ek kona, har ek gali chhan maari unhone lekin pata nahi bc mohini kis bill me chhup ke bathi thi

City ki jo maa chhod rahe the ye log vo alag hi tha

Vahi saanvi raichand mansion me aagaye thi

Saanvi- hello mom
Kaise ho?
Vo ghar me ghuste hi chhilate hue boli

Raichand ne to Daksh ko expect kiya tha esliye saanvi ko dekh ke usse thodi rahat mili

Raichand- tum kaisi ho meri pyaari bete?
Saanvi- lagta hai kaan ka ilaz karana padega
Pata nahi Kya kya sunta rahta hai

Raichand- maine vohi bola hai jo tumne suna
Saanvi- main bahut badiya hu meri pyaari maa
Lekin aap kuch tensed lag rahe ho
Saanvi ne raichand ke andaaz me hi usse jawab diya

Raichand- maine Roy ko nahi mara
Saanvi- mujhe kya fark padta hai Roy ke jeene ya marne se?

Raichand- fir tum yaha kyu aaye ho?
Saanvi- mera ghar hai
Mera jab man kare aa sakti hu aur vaise bhi semester break chal raha hai

Raichand- Daksh ne bejha hai na tumhe
Saanvi- mujh par najar rakh rahi ho pyaari maa

Raichand- saanvi seedhe point pe aao
Saanvi- main to aapse hi milne aaye thi
Aapki kasam

Raichand- theek hai
Tum fresh ho lo fir sath khana khade hai
Saanvi- dekha
Aap mujh par aise hi shak karte rahte ho

Raichand- Acha theek hai
Ab jao

Fir saanvi vaha se apne room me chali jati hai

Aaj to lagbhag 3.5 saal baad apne room me aaye thi
Lekin room bilkul vaisa Ka vaisa tha jaisa vo chhod ke gaye thi

Saanvi ne kuch der apni chhije dekhi fir fresh hone chali Gaye

Uske baad vapas niche aagaye

Raichand- bhukh lagi hai?
Saanvi- thodi

Raichand- kaka
Khana laga do saanvi ke liye
Saanvi- aap nahi khaoge?

Raichand- main late khaungi
Saanvi- aajkal aap akele ho mohini aunty kaha gaye?

Raichand- to ye pata Karne aaye ho tum?
Saanvi- main to generally puch rahi hu
Aapko nahi batana to mat batao

Raichand- sidha sidha puchoge to bhi bata dungi main
Saanvi- sidha sidha
Ab batao

Raichand- mere sath nahi hai vo
Saanvi- matlab?

Raichand- usse lagta tha vo akele Jada ache se chhije handle kar sakti hai esiliye chali Gaye
Saanvi- kahi aapne hi to nahi bejha hai confusion karane ke liye

Raichand- tum dono humesha hi mujhe galat samjhte ho to main kya hi bolu
Saanvi-teeno

Raichand- main hi galat hu bas
Baki dunia sahi
Saanvi- Kaha hai mohini aunty

Raichand- mujhe nahi pata
Saanvi- ya fir batana nahi chahte

Raichand- tum sach me agar apne ghar aaye ho to aaram karo aur nahi to tum ja sakti ho
Saanvi- mom aae to main ghar hi hu
Vaise bhi aapko kya hi fark padta hai

Raichand- sach me kuch nahi padta
Aur maine Mayank ko nahi mara
Main etni pagal nahi hu
Saanvi- kabhi Kabhi gusse me pagalpan Kar dete hai hum

Raichand- Tumne aaj tak meri konsi baat mani hai jo aaj manogi
Saanvi- aapne mere liye aaj tak aisa kya kiya hai ki main aapki baat Manu

Raichand- tum meri beti ho
Saanvi- aur daksh aapka beta

Raichand- I failed both of you
Saanvi- sadly you will not get any chance for redemption

Raichand- I don't need one
Saanvi- tell me where mohini is and I will left

Raichand- I don't know
Saanvi- then somebody has to die

Raichand- kill me
Saanvi- not you not now
But somebody

Raichand- what does that mean
Saanvi- call me
Agar aapka mood change ho lekin Yaad rakhna kisi ke pass waqt bahut kam hai

Aur saanvi vaha se uth ke jane lagi fir mud ke

Saanvi- thank you for the food

Aur vapas chali Gaye lekin raichand ke pass ek sawal chhod gaye ki vo kon hai?

Raichand etni pagal to nahi thi ki vo saanvi ko baaton ko halke me Lele

Raichand ko sochne dete hai hum daksh ke pass chalte hai

Daksh raichand office ke bahar khada tha aur thodi der baad Khushi bhi aagaye

Khushi- mujhe laga aapne mujhe Apne se door rahne ko Bola tha
Daksh- it's like I changed my mind

Khushi- what now?
Daksh- you have to come with me

Khushi- where?
Daksh- Ghar

Khushi- kiske Ghar
Daksh- Apne

Khushi- daksh this isn't a joke right?
Daksh-I don't joke
Bahut rah liye ek dusre se door
Let's go

Khushi- then you will disappear aur main firse vahi pahuch jaungi
Daksh- I will come back every time for you

Khushi- I don't trust that
Daksh- you have to

Khushi- why you're doing this
Daksh- I want my family back

Khushi- I'm in danger right?
Daksh- Nahi
Abhi main zinda hu

Khushi- don't lie please
Tum yaha aaye ho eska kya matlab ho sakta hai aur
Daksh- Didi please

Khushi- don't call me that please
Tumhre Jane ke baad fir main rah nahi paungi
Daksh- I will not go anywhere

Khushi- promise?
Daksh- I promise

Khushi ke halke halke aashu aagaye the ab usko uska Bhai mila tha etna to banta bhi tha

Daksh ne jaise hi apna hath utha ke Khushi ke aashu puchne wala hua vaha ek ke baad ek bahut sari gadiya Ruki

Aur daksh ke Kuch Karne se pehle hi golliyo ki bochar hone lagi

Etna kaam time me daksh sirf Khushi ko apne piche chhupa paya taki usse kuch na ho lekin daksh ka pura sareer golliyo se chhalni hogya tha

Ek do to Khushi ko bhi lagi Jo daksh ke body ko chhirte hue Khushi ko lagi thi

Next minute hi vaha ek dam se sanata chha Gaya

Daksh khoon se lath path Khushi ki taraf ghuma
Dard me muskurate hue apne hatho se uske aashu puche aur vahi gir pada

Daksh ke girte hi Khushi uske upar gir gaye aur dono so gaye ek gehri nind me.....

 

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Update-203

Daksh aur Khushi ko hospital le jaya ja raha tha aur vaha es time bahut hi jada bhid thi

Mayank- doctor doctor
Mayank aur rocky dono chhilate hue hospital ghuse

Etna aawaz se ek do doctor bhi nikal ke aagaye

Doctor daksh ko dekh ke
Ye to police case hai
Aapko police bulani padegi
Mayank doctor par gun taan ke
Police bhi aajayegi doctor aur tere liye ambulance bhi

Ye mera bhai hai aur vo meri badi behan
Enko kuch hua to aag laga dunga main

Mayank ki dhamki ka kuch to asar hua aur daksh Khushi ko ander leke chale Gaye

Khoon kuch jada hi bah gaya tha aur daksh ko to golliya bhi kuch jada hi lagi thi

Operation theatre ke bahar pura mela laga hua tha
Aur ye sab etne gusse me the ki aaj kisi ko bhi maar de

Aur vahi saanvi to abhi aaye hi nahi hai
Usse to kuch pata hi nahi chala abhi tak

Mayank- rocky
Rocky- jee Bhai

Mayank- jeetni bhi gang hai city me
Chahe apne under ho chahe Nahi
Chahe chhoti ho chhahe badi
Sab ko utha le
Kisi ek bhi bande ko nahi chhodna
Rocky- jee Bhai

Mayank- aur mujhe daksh ke room ke bahar puri foz chahiye apne best bando ki

Mayank ne ye bola aur usse samne se bhagte aate hue saanvi dikh Gaye

Mayank- apne logo ko thodi side karle
Aur Tu bhi side hoja nahi to koe mar jayega saanvi ke hatho se

Saanvi- bhaiya vo theek hai na?
Please unko kuch nahi hua na bhaiya
Mujhe mera bhai sahi salamat chahiye
Vo theek hai na bhaiya

Mayank ne kuch nahi bola bas pyaar se saanvi ko galle laga liya aur uske sar ko halka halka sahlane laga

Saanvi ne bahut control kiya lekin uske aashuo ne usse dhokha de hi diya

Mayank ne bhi usse nahi rokka aur thodi der rone diya

Mayank- ab bas Karo
Kuch nahi hoga daksh ko
Hum kuch nahi hone denge
Aur abhi to bahut pareshan karna hai tume usko
Saanvi- Khushi Didi ?

Mayank- operation chal raha hai
Saanvi- unko aap logo ne akele jane hi kyu diya?

Mayank- usne pehle humko kahi kahi bejha fir piche se khud nikal gaya
Saanvi- uthne do unhe
Sidha kar dungi ma'am
Saanvi gusse se nahi narajgi se boli

Aise hi 4-5 ghante beet gaye aur abhi tak doctors bahar bhi nahi aaye the

Sabka halak sukha ho chuka tha aur ab unhe thodi tension bhi hone lagi thi

Vaise Mayank ko pata tha ki daksh uth jayega
Usse kuch nahi hoga lekin baki sab thoda dare hue the

Kuch der baad ek doctor bahar nikla aur sab us par toot Gaye

Saanvi- how is he doc.?
Mayank- dono theek hai na doctor
Kuch serious to nahi hai?

Doctor- bullets nikal di hai but blood loss bahut jada ho chuka hai
Aage ke kuch din bahut critical hai agar unse hosh nahi aaya to

Saanvi- aur Didi ?
Doctor- she is safe

Saanvi- kya hum mil sakte hai?
Doctor- vo behosh hai abhi
Hosh me aane par aap log mil sakte hai but one at a time aur ha unhe abhi kuch stress mat dena

Mayank- thank you doc.

Fir doctor vaha se chala gaya aur baki vahi bath gaya

Ye news pure sehar me aag ki tarah fail gaye

Kahi par esiliye ki vaha daksh ki asliyat logo ko pata thi to kahi par esliye kyuki vaha daksh ko sab innocent samjhte the

Bari bari se sab Ka haal dekh lete hai

Cm house

Cm- pata karo Patil
Jitni jaldi ho sake pata karo
Nahi to uske log sehar ko ek kabristan bana denge
Patil- sir apne log nahi hai
Bahar ke shooters ka kaam ho sakta hai

Cm- kiska kaam hai ye nahi puch raha main
Jiska bhi hai usse pakad ke jaldi se jaldi Mayank ke hawale kar do
Bahut jallad aadmi hai vo
Kisi ko nahi baksega
Patil- CCTV me chehra to nahi dikha sir lekin gadi ke number aagaye

Cm- mujhe vo sab Chahiye
Tum jo karna hai vo karo
Koe nahi rokega tumhe
Lekin result jaldi se jaldi aana chahiye
Behanchod pata nahi kiski maa chudi hai jo sher ka sikar karne utare hai
Patil- sir vo to gunda hai
Hazaro dusman honge Uske

Cm- ha lekin agar uske dusman pakde nahi gaye to seat ke sath sath jaan jane ka bhi khatra hai
Esliye jaldi karo
Patil- jee sir

Raichand mansion

Raichand gusse me phone pe phone milaye ja rahi thi aur jisse bhi baat kar rahi thi sabko sirf galliya aur dhamki mil rahi thi

Chehre par tension aur dar bahut saaf dikh raha tha

Tabhi bahubali bhagta hua ander aaya

Raichand- news achi honi chahiye
Bahubali- kuch log circle road ke pass ek farmhouse me ruke hai
Last week hi aaye hai aur apne yaha ke nahi hai

Raichand- utha lo
Bahubali- lekin main sure nahi hu ki ye unka kaam hai

Raichand- fir bhi utha lo
Jis par bhi shak hai utha lo
Agar daksh par hamla hua hai aur humne nahi kiya matlab humare upar bhi ho sakta hai
Tum akele mat jana
Apne sath ab log rakhoge aur bullet proof humesha pahane rakhna
Bahubali- jee ma'am

Raichand- sala pata nahi kab jake life me shanti aayegi
Ya fir aayegi bhi ya nahi
Pehle to sirf daksh tha ab ye pata nahi kon aagya

Raichand fir bahubali ko dekhte hue
Tum yaha khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho
Daksh ke logo se pehle tumhe uthana hai unko
Aur ghar ke bahar guards badha do
Bahubali- jee ma'am
Aur vaha se chala gaya


Anjaan area anjaan log

***** Madarchodo vo bach kaise gaya?
Ek kaam tumse theek se nahi hota
Agar vo uth gaya to ek ek ko kutte ki tarah dodha dodha kar marega

***** Hum hospital me jake kaam khatam kar dete hai
***** Vaha tere baap ki puri fauz hai
Ek ko bhi shak hua to vahi kabar khod denge
Etne muskilo se acha mokka mila tha vo bhi gava diya
Chutiya kahi ka

**** Ab kya kare?
**** Ab vaha se apni gand uthao aur gayab hojao
Uske log pure sehar me tum sab ko doond rahe honge
Aur kasam khuda ki agar koe ek bhi unke hathe chhad gaya to maut ki bhikh hi mangega
Esliye turant vaha se nikalo aur underground ho jao

**** Lekin kaam to pura hua hi nahi?
**** Vo main apne aap karva dunga
Tum log niklo pehle vaha se