Adultery Life of an engineer~Lone survivor~(completed)

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Update-214

Daksh Malik (dadu Ka bada Bhai) ke batae jagah par pahuch chuka tha

Vaha par bahut sare log the aur ek taraf daksh ke dost bande pade the

Malik- welcome daksh Bhai welcome
Bahut intezaar karaya lekin aakhir tum aaye to
Daksh- kya kare londo me interest hi nahi hai humara

Malik- mera bahut hai lekin sirf tum me
Daksh- kya karna hai ab

Malik- game khelenge
Daksh- Kaisa game?

Malik- main clue dunga aur tujhe dundna hai
Agar dund liya to badiya nahi to ek ek karke tumhre dost marte jayenge
Daksh- badiya game hai
Mujhe acha laga

Malik- lekin esme ek twist hai
Daksh- Hona bhi Chahiye nahi to game Ka maja bigad jayega

Malik- enme se ek ko choose karo
Kisi bhi ek ko
Daksh- tera game hai
Tu hi kar le

Malik- ye bhi theek hai
Maa ko pela hai to beti ko pel lena
Kiran ko khol do

Daksh- aage
Malik- ye teri help karegi
Matlab partner pehle task me

Daksh- bahut badiya
Malik- agar task pura nahi hua to ek dost ke sath partner bhi mari jayegi

Daksh- very good
Malik- bahut khush ho rahe ho?
Achi baat hai
Jada time nahi rahegi

Daksh- task kya hai ye bata
Maa banane ki kosis mat kar
Malik- tujhe apni maa ko hi bahar nikalna hai jail se

Daksh- vo to nahi ho sakta
Malik- option nahi hai tumhre pass

Daksh- galatfami hai tumhri
Malik- Nahi Nahi bilkul galatfami nhi hai
Tum hare to dost mar jayenge

Daksh- aur agar tune enhe nahi chhoda to tu mar jayega
Malik- aas pass bande nahi najar aa rahe?
Aur tu ghayal hai

Daksh- tujhe bahar foz nahi mahsus ho rahi?
Malik- mere sath game khel raha hai?
Beta pure area me kitne bande aa rahe hai kitne ja rahe hai sabki information hai Hume

Daksh- ek chhij ko chhod ke
Malik-hahaha aur vo kya hai?

Daksh- physics
Physics ki knowledge nahi hai tujhe
Aur main to thahra engineer
Tum jaise ko ek second me chutiya bana du
Malik- yaha nahi bana paoge
Aur teri baaton me main aane wala bhi nahi hu

Malik- vaise bata du waqt ka bahut paband hu main
Aur tera waqt gujarta ja raha hai

Daksh smile karta hai aur edar udhar gumte hue bolta hai

Daksh- tujhe pata hai main juth nahi bolta?
Aur pata nahi kaha se ek goli aae aur Malik se aakhiri Bhai ka seena cheer gaye

Vaha ek dam se hadkamp mach gaya

Har kisi ke hatho me gun aa gaye thi aur Malik ka gussa satve aasman par pahuch chuka tha
Aakhiri Bhai bhi to mar chuka tha uska

Malik- maar daalo eske sare dosto ko
Malik jor se chhilaya aur uske sabad khatam hone se pehle hi Uske upar bahut sare laser ke nisaan aa chuke the aur baki sab par bhi

Daksh- marna hai tereko
Dar nahi lagta?
Hai?
Behanchod mere area me aake mere bando ko utha lega aur tujhe kya lagta hai tu bach jayega madarchod

Malik- agar main mara to sab marenge
Daksh- nahi babu
Sirf tu hi marega aur tere se paltu kutte
Aur koe nahi marega

Daksh ab vahi ek soffe par bath gaya pair Passar ke

Daksh- Kiran sab ko khol do Yaar
Bahut time se bandhe lag rahe hai

Kiran sab ko khol deti hai
Unki sach me halaat kharab hi thi becharo ki

Daksh- bata ab Malik kya kiya jaye tere sath
Es time tak Malik samjh hi chuka tha ki uski gand fatne Ka waqt aagya hai esliye Jaan aur gand bachane ka ek hi rasta tha uske pass

Daksh ko kuch aisa dena jiske baad vo un sab ko jane de

Malik- I will tell you
Daksh- kya tell karega Tu

Malik- vo Kaha hai
Daksh- Acha
Aur main kaise maan lu ki Tu sach hi bol raha hai?

Malik- kyuki plan to uska hi tha
Main to bhavnao me bah kar aagya tere raste
Daksh- ye bhi theek hai

Malik- ye sab uska hi kara dhara hai
Daksh- sala jinko apna samjha vo hi mere apno ko pelne pe tulle hai
Lekin etna sab akele kaise?

Malik- akele nahi hai
Tumhri maa, mohini sab ek sath hai
Daksh- BC mataji etna pyaar kyu karti hai mujhse?
Picha hi nahi chhod rahi

Malik- unka jail jana bhi plan Ka hi ek hissa tha ki baad me tumhe hi unhe bahar nikalna pade
Daksh- plan to fail hogya

Malik- abhi chal raha hai
Abhi bahut door tak chalega
Ye jab tak chalta rahega jab tak tum zinda ho
Daksh- ye bhi Sahi hai
Aur daksh ek isara karta hai aur dhada dhad goliya chalne lagti hai aur Malik aur Uske bande vahi so jate hai

Daksh- BC kya Dekh rahe ho?
Tum logo ki vajah se main abhi tak theek se enjoy bhi nahi kar paya
Gandu log
Chalo ab

Aur fir sab vaha se daksh ke Ghar aajate hai....

 

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Update-215

Daksh- college chale jata hu
Bahut waqt hogya
Saanvi- ab to engine bhi ban gaya
Badla bhi pura hogya
Ab kahi door chale jate hai na

Daksh- Kisi Ka to nahi hua hai abhi
Mayank- matlab

Daksh- tu ab ek kaam aur kar de mera
Mayank-pehle matlab bata

Daksh- matlab kuch nahi hai
Mujhe degree leni hai esliye ja raha hu
Vaise bhi BC koe mujhe 12th pass bole to acha lagega kya?
Khushi- daksh baat mat palto

Daksh- main nahi palat raha
Didi aap aur Mayank pure desh me orphanage,old age home and schools open karao jab tak main vapas nahi aajata
Sath me apne trust ko all over India me faila do
Ab se koe bacha bukha nahi sona Chahiye
Koe maa baap beghar nahi hone Chahiye
Aur kisi bhi bache ko siksha ka abhaav nahi hona chahiye
Es dunia ko ek dusra daksh ya dusri saanvi nahi milni chahiye

Mayank- Bhai tere dimag par galat asar pada hai
Sayad comma se aane ke baad Tu theek nahi ho paya hai theek se
Daksh- Mayank humne bahut paap kiye hai
Ab praschit Karne ka waqt aagya hai mere Bhai

Mayank- matlab marne ke baad hum swarg me jayenge
Saanvi- aap dono marne maarne ki baatein karna band karoge please?

Mayank- sorry
Daksh- swarg ya narak mile esse ab koe fark nahi padta mere Bhai
Bahut zindagiya barbaad hue hai humari vajah se
Ab humse jitna ho sake utna kisi ki jindagi aabaad karenge

Mayank- tujhe humesha se power Chahiye thi aur ab jab sab tere pass hai to tu usse chhod ke bhagna chahta hai?
Daksh- main kahi nahi ja raha
Ye power ye position ke sath jeeunga main aur mere sath tu
Daksh aur Mayank Ka naam humare baad me underworld me saan se liya jayega

Mayank- ek chhij bol confuse mat kar
Daksh- hum don the aur don hi rahenge lekin ab kaam Karne ka tareeka badlna padega

Mayank- lashe fir bhi bichegi daksh
Main maafi deke gunde nahi bane rah sakte
Main tere sath hu lekin path ek choose karna padega
Daksh- agar dharam ke liye adharam kiya jaye to vo adharam nahi hota
Lashe jarur bichegi, khoon khub bahega lekin unka jinki es dunia ko koe jarurat nahi hai

Mayank- usme to hum dono bhi aajenge
Daksh- sabse bade hum to sabse last me hum hi jayenge
Galat rasta choose kiya tha to peace kaise mil sakta hai

Mayank- Tu aajkal kya dekh raha hai?
Mujhe dar lag raha hai
Mahool halka karne ke liye bolta hai
Daksh- aane wala kal

Khushi- mujhe kuch nahi sunana
Chahe kuch bhi ho jaye mujhe tum CHHARO sahi salamat chahiye
Mayank- Didi bahut bade papi hai un Charo me se teen

Khushi- I don't care
Daksh- Mayank jitna bol raha hu utna kar

Mayank- tera naukar nahi hu samjha
Pehle ye bata ab kon bach gaya
Mujhe jaha tak Yaad hai sab se badla le liya humne
Daksh- abhi daksh bacha hai

Mayank- gand mara
Main ja raha hu
Aur Mayank vaha se bahar chala gaya vaise bhi Uske kuch samjh me nahi aa raha tha

Saanvi kuch bolne wali thi lekin daksh ne rok diya
Saanvi- apna samaan pack karlo
Aaj kal logo ko padna likhne Ka bilkul man nahi karta
Chalo jaldi se samaan pack karo
Hum aaj hi chalenge
Tumhre vaise bhi kafi classes miss hogaye hogi

Aur daksh ne jabardasti saanvi ko vaha se bahar bejh diya

Daksh khud ek beer leke bath gaya

Khushi bahut pyaar se daksh ke shoulders par hath rakh ke

Khushi- kya baat hai Bhai?
Daksh muskurate hue Kuch bhi to nahi Didi

Khushi- tune mujhe Didi mana nahi hai sayad abhi tak esliye sach chhupa raha hai
Daksh- emotional atayachar?
Ye bhi theek hai Didi

Khushi- kya hua?
Aisi baatein kyu kar raha hai
Daksh- Didi aisa lag raha hai jaise ab jinda rahne ke sare makshad hi khatam hogaye
Maine vo sab paa liya aur kar diya Jo main humesha se Karna aur pana chahta tha
Ab aage sab dundla dundla dikh raha hai

Khushi- dhundla to dikh raha hai na Bhai?
Aankhen band thodi hue hai
Aaj dhundla hai to kal saaf bhi ho jayega
Vaise bhi hum sab hai to tumhre sath

Daksh bas muskura diya lekin bola Kuch nahi

Khushi- aur dekho achi baat aaj tum whiskey ki jagah beer pee rahe ho
Daksh- whiskey pee leta hu Didi
Aap bol rahe ho to

Khushi- nahi
Main bas tumhre man ki peeda samjhne ki kosis kar rahi ho
Daksh- Didi badle ki aag me main sab kuch chhod diya tha
Mere zine ka ek hi lakshay tha aur vo tha mom ko unke karmo Ka fal dena
Ab jab main vo kar chuka hu to I don't know why main Khush nahi hu
Aisa kuch khali khali lag raha hai jeevan me ab

Khushi- kyuki betu tum aage Ka soch hi nahi rahe ho
Tumne puri zindagi khoon kharabe me beeta di
Agar kuch socha to vo bhi usse direction me
Ab kuch to waqt lagega na normal hone me
Daksh- mujhe nahi lagta kuch bhi normal hoga Didi
Abhi to sabse jada peeda dene wali situation aane wali hai

Khushi- har situation hume kuch na kuch to sikhati hi hai na
Ye bhi sikhaegi
Aur agar tumhe etna hi dukh hai to nikal do maa ko jail se aur kar do unhe maaf

Daksh- mujhe dukh nahi hai Didi
Lekin main khush bhi nahi hu
Aur unhe saja to bhugatni hi padegi
Maafi daksh se kabhi kisi ki di hi nahi
Khushi- fir second thought kyu aa rahe hai?

Daksh- second thought maa ke liye aage ke liye aa rahe hai
Kya karna kaise Karna hai kuch nahi pata
Main to marne ke liye lada tha mujhe kya pata tha Zindagi jeene ke saja de degi

Khushi- tumhe jeena padega bhai
Humare liye, Apne liye hum sab ke liye
Aur rahi baat aage ki to main hu na
Main sab theek kar dungi
Bas tum udash na raha karo
Bilkul ache nahi lagte

Daksh- Didi etna handsome ladka aapko Acha nahi lagta hai?
Khushi-behano ke liye unke Bhai hi sabse handsome hote hai
Chahe vo kaise bhi ho
Aur tum to mere Kohinoor ho

Daksh- I love you Didi
Khushi- I love you so much Bhai...

 

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Update-216

Daksh akhir kaar vapas aa hi gaya tha college saanvi ke sath

Daksh ke aate hi sab bakchod ek baar aur sath bath gaye

Aur mahfil batha di gaye thi
Pawan- beta tere chakkar me mar hi gaye the hum
Daksh- kash mar jate
BC sara paap dulh jata mera to

Hritik- etni jaldi thodi sath chhodenge
Daksh- 6 mahine hai bas
Uske baad kon Kaha
Kisko kisi Ka matlab nahi rahna fir

Karan- baat to sahi kah raha hai lekin fir bhi main bol hi deta hu
Sale etna hi bharosa hai hum par?
Arjun - ek se badh Kar ek chutiya mile hai BC Zindagi me

Daksh- Pawan joint de
Pawan joint dete hue
Vaise tu hai to jallad hi
Daksh uski baat to samjh hi gaya tha ki kis way me bol raha hai esliye kuch nahi bola

Daksh- are us ladki ka kya naam tha?
Karan- konsi?
Mujhe sab ke bare me pata hai

Daksh- are jo naye aaye thi
Pooja ya Jyoti jaisa kuch naam tha na uska
Ruhi door se aate hue pooja

Daksh- thanks meri jaan
Main us se mil ke aata hu
Bahut miss kar rahi hogi mujhe
Ruhi- Raat ke do baj rahe hai
Kaha mil ke aayega?

Daksh- Kaha rahti hai vo?
Pawan- pyaar to tujhe hua hai na
Hume kya pata?

Daksh- dost to tum sab ho na
Pata karo
Aaj daksh chaudhry pyaar ka izhaar karega
Ruhi- esko chhad gaye aaj

Karan- main karta hu pata
Lekin ander tujhe akele jana padega
Daksh- main Kisi ke baap se nahi darta
Tu pata kar BC

Karan gumata hai do teen calls aur pata chal jata hai kis hostel me rahti hai pooja

Daksh- chalo
Arjun- nasha Jada hogya hai
Kal chalte hai Bhai?

Daksh- mujhe aaj hi jana hai
Tu chal raha hai ya nahi?
Hritik- chal BC
Aaj ye bhi kar lete hai

Daksh- ruhi you can enjoy the dick oh sorry alcohol
Hum yu gaye aur aaye
Ruhi- dhayan se jana
Abhi theek nahi hua hai tu

Daksh- maa chhod denge
Aur sab flat se nikal gaye

Ye Pawan ke maal ki hi bakchodi hai
Humesha usse se kuch na kuch hota hai aur aaj bhi uske maal se hi ye bakchodi honi thi

Ye sab pata nahi kaise to lekin hostel ke bahar pahuch chuke the

Karan- third floor par jana hai
Daksh- sipaeyo siddi(ladder) leke aao

Arjun- BC hum to super senior hai
Hume to allow hai girls hostel me jane ka
Hritik- lekin Bhai humare sath Karan aur daksh ke roop me do super havasi bhi to hai
Aur apni halaat bhi dekh lo

Arjun- point
Ladder Kaha se laye ab?
Daksh- Pani ke pipe se chaad jayenge

Pawan- agar geere to gand khatam ho jani hai
Daksh- vaise bhi nahi hai teri

Daksh- hritik- tu yaha wait kar
Koe scene dikhe to bhag jana
Karan- sabse jada scene to mere dikhne par hoga

Daksh- esliye tu upar chal raha hai mere sath
Arjun tu guard ke sath bakchodi kar thodi der
Arjun- main guard ke sath kya bakchodi karunga?

Daksh- Kuch bhi
Tujhe batane ki jarurat thodi hai
Ja
Pawan- main kya karu?

Daksh- pehle tu hi chadh ke confirm karega
Agar sahi se chhad gaya to theek nahi to koe aur rasta dekhenge
Pawan- matlab meri gand par apne havas ki neev rakhega?

Daksh- bilkul sahi
Karan- Dekh le daksh
Tu theek nahi hai ache se

Daksh- Tu piche piche aa mere
Aur daksh pipe se chadne laga aur Karan uske piche piche

Nashe me to the hi sare BC theek se chala ja nahi raha tha aur ye yaha par chadae kar rahe the

Karan- daksh BC hath kaap rahe hai mere
Nashe jada hogaye lagta hai
Daksh- koe baat Nahi
Agar geera to marega nahi yaha se

Daksh aur Karan kisi tarah upar pahuch chuke the

Karan- gand fat ke hath me aagaye
Daksh- room number kya bataya tha?

Karan- room number kisne bataya tha?
Daksh- BC bahut sare room hai yaha to?
Call karke puch

Karan- Etna time nahi hai
Hume jaldi nikalna bhi hai
Kisi ne dekh liya to gand mar jayegi
Daksh- Tu left wing me dekh
Main right me dekhta hu
Mil jane par text message karna

Karan- dhayan se Kisi ko dikhne nahi chahiye

Fir dono apni apni side me chale jate hai

Dundna to dono ko pooja ko tha lekin nashe me dono hi bhul gaye aur apni apni dunia me chale gaye....

 

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Update-217

Daksh aur Karan do opposite sides se third floor se niche geere

Geerte hi as usual dono ke muh se bahut tez galliya nikali jisse warden jaag gaya aur bahar ki taraf bhaga

Vahi Arjun Pawan hritik teeno en dono ki taraf

Daksh- maa chhod denge aaj BC
Karan- kisne feka mujhe niche BC
Niche aao aur mujhe apni gand do

Arjun- oh lavde
Jaldi uth ja nahi to hume gand deni pad jayegi
Karan- fuck off

Hritik- daksh uth BC
Warden ne dekh liya to scene ho jayega
Daksh- priyaaaaaaaa main tumhra intezaar karunga

Pawan- bhosdike Priya nahi pooja hai
Daksh- shit
Sach me pooja hai kya?
Daksh shant hojata hai

Hritik- aur kya
Daksh- fir main kiske sath cuddling kar aaya?

Arjun- abhi nikal yaha se
Baad me bahut time milega sochne ko

Aur badi muskilo se en dono ko vaha se nikal ke leke gaye

In flat

Daksh aur Karan dono ek ek bottle hath me leke bilkul statue ban ke bathe the aur unke charo taraf bathe unhe ghoor rahe the

Arjun- Kuch bologe BC ab?
Pawan- Bhai mujhe lag raha hai en dono ko tagda sadma laga hai
Heart attack bhi aa sakta hai

Hritik- bilkul sahi bol raha hai Pawan
Pawan- are bolo kuch

Daksh- agar vo pooja nahi thi to fir main make out kiske sath kar raha tha?
Karan- aur maine kisko pooja samjh kar niche feka ?

Arjun- wait what?
Tune kisi ko niche kyu feka?
Karan- mujhe laga main jada high hu to daksh niche hoga to pooja ko bhi niche fek diya

Hritik- waw BC waw
Ye hai sale engineers BC engineers ka naam kharab kar rahe hai
Arjun- chutiya BC
Aur tu kiske sath muh kala karke aaya hai?

Daksh- vohi to yaad nahi aa raha
BC kuch to bakchodi hue hai aaj
Pawan- koe purani londiya hogi naye to tujhe ab ghas dalti nahi hai

Arjun- Esse ab purani bhi ghas nahi dalti
Daksh- vahi to daya vahi to
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Arjun- aage to bol gandu
Daksh- vo to next update me bataunga

Arjun- ye to likh le pehle
Aadha bhi nahi hua hai
Daksh- Acha?
Chal fir abhi bata deta hu

Arjun- bata fir
Daksh-kya?

Arjun- Jo bata raha tha
Daksh- lekin bata kya raha tha chutiye?

Pawan- ohh Bhai maaro mujhe
Lekin en dono ko maar dalne ke baad
Daksh- Bhai shant hoja
Mujhe ladki ko yaad karne de

Karan- Abe jisko maine niche feka tha uska bhi dekh lo
Kahi mar na gaye ho
Arjun- tera baap IAS hai na?
Kyu tension le raha hai

Karan- bhosdike IAS hai
Esliye pehle mujhe marega fir case se bachaega
Hritik- koe sense ban rahi hai es baat ki?

Ruhi- kyu be chutiyo?
Kar aaye kand?
Daksh- first of all
Maine esko aate nahi dekh paya matlab I'm high
Secondly esne galli di matlab ye bhi high hai
Aur third ye chill hoke aaye hai matlab hum sab safe hai

Ruhi- oyeeeeee
Tum trouble me hote ho tab main sabse jada Khush hoti hu
Daksh- pussy got point

Karan- hritik please kill your kitty nahi to main waqt kharab nahi karunga
Ruhi- had me raho dono
Main to ye batane aaye thi ki warden ne daksh ko pahchan liya hai

Daksh- behanchod
Mujhe hi kyu?
Ruhi- Arjun ko bhi

Arjun- main to aas pass bhi nahi tha
Ruhi- daksh ke sath rahne ki saja
Pawan- matlab daddy safe hai?

Arjun- aisa kaise ho gaya?
Sabse pehle to mera tatta fasta tha humesha
Pawan- tatta ab mota hogya hai

Arjun- acha matlab tu manta hai ki tu tatta hai?
Pawan- Tu to mere jhaat hai

Arjun- Karan ko dekha?
Ruhi- nahi

Arjun- main nahi khel raha ye game BC
Ye koe baat hoti hai
Maine to kuch kiya bhi nahi aur main fas gaya
Daksh- tujhe akela nahi chhodunga main kabhi bhi
Pehle bhi bataya hai

Arjun- kisi ko bataya warden ne?
Ruhi- VC ko batane ki bol rahe thi

Daksh- kyu ro raha hai?
Tera bhai hai na
Sab sambhal lega
Arjun- beta gand marvane ke baad sambhalta hai tu

Daksh- sala jis kaam ke liye gaye the vo to hua nahi bina matlab ki bhasad mach gaye
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1-Aisa dhamaka kabhi nahi hua hoga aur na kabhi uski Zindagi me hua hoga
2-Abhi to aisa hi lag raha hai

1- pyaar aur badle ka reaction hi kuch aisa hota hai
2- sahi kaha
Maja aaega
Vaise Malik ko maar diya daksh ne

1- payade jab hathi ke sath ladte hai to aksar mare jate hai
2- aur us hathi ko kaise marenge

1- queen ki takaat bahut kam logo ko malum hoti hai
Vo kuch bhi kar sakti hai
2- most of the time queen raja ke liye qurban hi Hoti hai

1- lekin hathi ke liye nahi hoti
Esliye raja Rani ka nahi hathi aur Rani ki chaal hai
2- maan gaye tumhri chaal ko
Ab bas check mate honi hai

1- vohi hogi
Last phase ko ache se check karo
Mujhe sipayo ko kad nahi karna unhe mukati deni hai es jalim dunia se
2- as the queen commands....

 

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Update-218

Bhasad ke baad ki subah

Karan- uth jao BC
Aaj viva hai
Arjun- kis chhij ka?

Karan- gand marane ka
Kisko kitni achi gand marani aati hai eske bare me pichenge
Daksh- fir to Pawan top karega

Karan- khade ho jao Yaar
Late ho jayenge BC
Daksh- Kuch item leke to aa tabhi khada hoga ya aise hi khada ho jayega?

Hritik- Abe enko marane de na apni
Tu chal jab gand fategi tab apne aap bhagte aaenge
Daksh- Ruk ja meri Jaan
Tu to naraj hi ho gaye
Uth gaya main bhi aur mera chhota Bhai bhi

Pawan- BC bakchodi kara lo ense kitni bhi
Ruhi- uth jao aaj VC se bhi milna hai tum dono ko

Arjun- ye muh kholti hai aur hug deti hai
Aur kuch kaam hi nahi hai esko
Ruhi- ha yehi kaam hai mujhe

Fir sab dheere dheere karke uthte hai aur tayar hoke College pahuch jate hai

Late hona to engineers ka jaise life style ban gaya tha aur vahi aaj hua
Enka slot nikal gaya tha aur ab wait karna tha ki kab kisi Ka mood thoda horny ho aur enki marne aaye

Karan- BC bola tha uth jao lekin nahi hume to gand marane Ka shauk chada hai
Daksh- hellooooooo
Kaisi ho tum?
Missed me?

Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni miss karvane wale?
Daksh- aaj hi dekhi thi
Maa kasam mirror bhi sarma gaya tha

Nidhi- daksh kitna self obsessed hai tu
Daksh- are main bilkul self obsessed hu
Bahut Yaad aaye tere

Nidhi- hogya suru?
Daksh- saap aur chut dekhte hi maar do

Nidhi- abhi to tumhri marne wali hai
Ruk jao thoda
Daksh- Tu bhi mara le aaj
Your place or mine?

Nidhi- hostel
Ohh wait
Hostel me to tum ban hogaye na?
Daksh- sala ye kab hua?

Nidhi- kal Raat ko
Acha tumhe notice nahi mila sayad abhi tak
Daksh- tu chhod na vo sab baat
Kal ki baat purani
Naye door se likhenge hum ek alag hawas bhari kahani

Nidhi- fuck off
Vaise pooja aa rahi hai bahar
Bye
Aur Nidhi chali gaye

Daksh khud se
Kaise din aagaye hai BC
Har koe baja ke ja raha hai
Koe nahi apni time aaega

Arjun- Tu bana kya raha hai vaise?
Pawan- lavde hum dono ek group me hai

Arjun- ohh.
Aur hum kya bana rahe hai?
Pawan- bakchodi mat kar
Mujhe kuch nahi aata
Tere bharose aaya hu

Arjun- hum bana kya rahe hai?
Aur ppt kisne banaye?
Hritik- daddy ne

Daksh- Karan tum to Nidhi ke sath tha na?
Uska hogya to tera bhi hogya
Karan- beta sabko dena padta hai
Aur tu lavde number dono ko Chahiye ya fir usko akele akele

Daksh- theek theek Bhai
Gussa kyu kar raha hai
Karan- kyuki visudh chutiye ho tum

Arjun- chal maan liya
Ab shant hoja
BC akele thodi maregi teri
Hum sab sath hai to
Pawan- beta es Galti me mat rahna
Ye( daksh) bahut bada kamina hai
Dekh lena khud nikal lega aur hum fas jayenge

Daksh- to aise kaam hi kyu karte ho?
Time se aaya karo?
BC aaj kal ke bachho me discipline naam ki chhij hi nahi rahi
Very disappointed
Hritik- muh tod du main eska?

Pawan- nek kaam me deri?
Hod- what you people are doing here?

Unke etni serious conversation ko hod ne break kar diya

Pawan- hello sir
I mean sorry sir
Shit
Good morning sir
Pawan ki hod ko dekhte hi hava gul hogaye

Hod- what you're doing here?
Arjun- sir we came for presentation

Hod- but I guess presentation is over
Arjun- no sir, sir told us to wait

Hod- nobody told you to wait
Infact everybody told you all to get lost
Daksh- bejjati BC dusri side muh karke dheere se bolta hai

Hod- daksh kuch bola tumne?
Daksh- no sir
Actually sir Pawan is suffering from piles so esko hospital leke gaye the esliye late hogaye
Extremely sorry sir

Piles sunte hi Pawan daksh ko ghurne laga aur baki sab apni hasi control karne ki kosis karne lage

Hod- piles?
Daksh- yes sir

Hod- which hospital?
Daksh- sir actually hospital gaye the lekin number nahi aaya to vapas aagaye vo viva miss nahi karna tha na Esse
Dekho bahut muskilo se khada ho pa raha hai

Hod- get your facts straight man
Piles me bathne me problem Hoti hai
Daksh- sir batha to ja hi nahi raha
Teen din se fresh nahi hua hai
Constipation hogya vo alag
Ab pure time khada rahega to khade rahne me bhi problem hogi na

Hod- main hod hu tumhra
Mujhe hi bana rahe ho?
Aaj tum logo ka viva nahi hoga
Kal aana morning me
Daksh- sir kal Esse hospital leke jana hai

Daksh ne bola aur Arjun has pada
Usse control hi nahi hua
Aur Uske haste hi daksh aur hod dono usse ghurne lage

Hod- Esme kya baat hai hasne ki?
Arjun- sorry sir
Vo actually sir blood Yaad aagya tha

Hod- blood?
Aur tumhe hasi aagaye?
Strange
Arjun- sir Pawan ko aata rahta hai
Esliye pair chhode karke khada hota hai
It's funny

Hod- shut up
Aur kal chhup chhap aajana
Fir hod vaha se niklne laga lekin bakchod hod bhi tha esliye Pawan se Bola beta kela khaya kar potti aane me help hogi aur haste hue vaha se chala gaya

Daksh ko pata tha ki hod najaro se gayab hote hi Pawan uski gand chhodi kar dega esliye vo hod ke piche piche hi vaha se bhag Gaya aur baki sab Pawan ko dekhte hue jor jor se hasne lage.....

 

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Update-219

Daksh vaha se nikal gaya aur Esse ke sath pooja ko dekhne Ka mokka bhi

Sayad ek baar mil leta to baat aage badh jati aur yaha ye Pawan ko piche chhod ke aaya tha jo bahut jada tarref kar sakta tha pooja ke samne daksh ke bare me

Lekin daksh to Lund se sochta hai aur usse kya hi fark padta hai

Abhi vo building se bahar hi nikla tha ki VC ki secretary ne usse rok liya

" VC sir has called you and Arjun, please go there asap"

Daksh sirf ha bol ke nikal liya vaise bhi kya hi bolta

Fir socha khud hi jake baat kar leta hu kyu bina baat ke Arjun ki gand maraye

Aur VC ke office chala gaya
Permission leke ander gaya

Daksh- good evening sir
VC- where is Arjun?

Daksh- sir he is not well
If you will tell me what happened it will be great
VC- oh eska matlab tumhe pata hi nahi hai ki kya baat hai?

Daksh- sir aap bataoge tabhi to pata chalega
VC- lekin Maine suna hai ki tumhe sab pata rahta hai?

Daksh- sorry sir
Aap kya bol rahe hai?
VC- you and Arjun are suspended for two weeks

Daksh- sirrrrrr
Humara viva hai kal?
Please sir
VC- rules are rules daksh and that's same for everyone too

Daksh- but why Arjun?
Galti to meri hai?
VC- sath to tumhre sath na

Daksh- sir main Kisi ladki se milne gaya tha
Aur maine thodi drink kar rakhi thi esliye Arjun mujhe vaha se lene aaya tha
Esme uski koe galti nahi hai
VC- suspend to tumhe Hona padega

Daksh- mujhe kar do sir
Do ki jagah teen week ke liye kar do
Lekin meri galti ki saja Arjun ko kyu do?
VC- dharmatma ban rahe ho?

Daksh- sir main juth nahi bolta
VC- okay three weeks it is

Daksh- sir Aapne to do bola tha?
VC- lekin tumne teen ke liye etna insist kiya ki main mana nahi kar pa raha hu
So three weeks

Daksh- sir...
VC- get out

Daksh bichara kya hi karta
Chhup chhap VC ke office se bahar aagya

Ab vo kar bhi to kya hi sakta tha
Soch raha hoga bakchodi nahi karta to hi theek rahta

Lekin ab Kuch ho nahi sakta tha esliye vaha se campus ki taraf jane laga ye Soch ke ki chut hi mil jaye aur vaise bhi naya batch bhi aaya hai vo bhi to tadna tha

Vo campus me gusa hi tha ki Arjun bhi mil gaya
Arjun- VC ne bulaya hai
Chal jaldi
Daksh- mil bhi aaya daddy tumhre

Arjun- kya bola?
Daksh- are hath jod ke khada hogya
Bola sir mujhe maaf kar do jo maine aapko bulaya aur girls hostel aapka hi hai
Jab main kare tab chale jana koe nahi rokega
Aur to aur girls hostel ke paper bhi mere naam karne ki bol raha tha
Fir mujhe thodi daya aagaye to Maine maaf kar diya

Arjun- bakchodi mat kar
Sahi sahi bata
Daksh- mat maan

Arjun- Tu ja kaha raha hai?
Daksh- aaja ladkiya taade
Naya batch dekha nahi hai

Arjun- chal to fir jaldi se
Kya pata jate jate kuch acha hojaye
Daksh- mere sath raha kar
Sab acha hi hoga

Arjun- ulta bol raha hai
Tere sath hu esliye aisa ho raha hai
Daksh- Kiran Kaha hai be?
Aaj kal dikhti nahi hai

Arjun- mujhe kya pata
Kiran se hi puch
Daksh- fir se breakup hogya kya?

Arjun- patchup hi kab hua tha BC
Daksh- kar le fir
Kiska wait kar raha hai?

Arjun- tere marne ka
Daksh-oh
Fir to bahut intezaar karna padega bhai
Dhayan rakhna kahi hathiyaar ke jung lag jaye

Arjun- apna Dekh na lavde
Daksh- Dekh liya

Arjun- kya
Daksh- samne dekh
BC humare batch me kyu nahi aaye aisi ladkiya?

Arjun- she is the cutest girl I ever saw in my life
Daksh- es kalli ko tera bhai phool banayega

Arjun- pehle main jaunga
Daksh- ja Simran ja
Jile apni jindagi

Arjun- main kyu jau
Usse apne pass bula BC
Daksh- hellooooooo misssssss
Kaha bhagi ja rahi ho introduction diye
Daksh door se chhilaya

Aur jis tareeke se chhilaya tha koe bhi Jaan lega ki ye seniors hai

Daksh aur Arjun vahi raste par bathe the aur vo ladki vaha aagaye

Ladki- good evening sir
Daksh- what is good about this evening?

Ladki- sir?
Daksh- yeah
What is good about this evening?

Ladki- I don't know sir
Daksh- kyu nahi hai know tumhe?
Kaise exam clear kiya jab tumhe ye bhi nahi pata
Daksh thoda rude way me bol raha tha

Daksh- bolo
Thoda joor deke
Ladki- sir humesha aise hi bolte hai sab

Daksh- ab se nahi bologe
Ladki- okay sir

Daksh- jab main dikhu to sidhe I love you bol dena
Ladki- sir?

Arjun- kyu pareshan kar raha hai?
Naam kya hai tumhra?
Ladki- khusboo

Daksh- kya badbu?
Ladki- khusboo sir

Arjun- konsi branch hai?
Khusboo- IT sir

Daksh- IT kya Soch ke li?
Nahi matlab sari ladkiya IT software CS me hi kyu jati hai?
Mechanical se kya problem hai?
Batao mujhe kya hi problem hai mechanical se?
Sala pure saal batch me ek ladki dekhne ko taras jate hai mechanical wale aur yaha enme Londo se jada ladkiya bhari padi hai

Arjun- bas kar Bhai
Rulaega kya?

Arjun- esse janti ho?
Khusboo- jee
Daksh sir

Arjun- bccc
Main ja raha hu
Daksh- main hu hi etna popular
Esse meri kya galti

Daksh- Esse janti ho?
Khushboo- Arjun sir

Daksh- Dekh Tu bhi popular hogya hai
Eske na bandi ne Esse dhokha de diya mere sath esliye udas hai to tum apna number dedo Esse aur dekh lo kuch ho jaye to
Khushboo- sir mera boyfriend hai

Daksh- kon hai?
Sayam se pehle utha lenge sale ko
Naam batao bas
Khushboo- main pyaar karti hu usse

Daksh- are tumhra pyaar gaya tel lene
Yaha mere bhai Ka dil toot gaya aur tumhe kisi aur ka pyaar dikh raha hai
Arjun mere Bhai bilkul tension na le kal subah se pehle vo banda gayab hojayega

Arjun- main bol lu Bhai?
Kyu izzat uda raha hai
Daksh- please

Arjun- ragging to deni padegi ab tumhe
Aur dil bhi tod diya hai
Esliye...
Ruhi- esliye tum dono ke muh tod dungi main
Ruhi piche se aate hue boli

Daksh- apna manhush chehra leke khule me mat guma kar
Jaane ja sakti hai
Ruhi- kyu pareshan kar rahe ho esse

Arjun- kisne pareshan kiya?
Daksh- humne pareshan kiya tumhe?
Daksh thoda jor se bola

Ruhi- bilkul nahi badle tum dono
First year jaise hi ho
Daksh- Hume ragging lene de
Aur khud kisi gutter me jake naha
Arjun start hoja bhai

Arjun- ha to..
Ruhi- mere pass ek better option hai

Arjun- tune agar dobara mujhe bich me roka to Esse chhod ke teri ragging le lenge
Fir dobara first year wali hojana mujhe daksh Arjun bilkul Pasand nahi hai
Ruhi- apne matlab ki ladkiya dekha karo aur ye nahi hai
Ground wali side me jao vaha tumhre matlab ki bahut sare mil jayegi

Daksh- main nahi kahta tha ruhi Bhai hai apna
Ek Tu hai sala manta hi nahi hai
Arjun- lekin pyaar to khusboo se hua hai

Daksh- are kahi mil jayegi khusboo
Chal
Ok bye ruhi
Please Jake naha lena
Aur ye dono ground wali side chale jate hai

Khusboo- thank you Didi
Ruhi- ye bas masti karte
Kuch galat nahi katvate tum se
Lekin Galti se bhi interest mat dikha dena dono me nahi to fir....samjh jao...

 

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Update-220

Aaj finally flat vapas jate waqt daksh ko Kiran mil hi gaye
Vo sayad ussi ka wait kar rahi thi aur daksh ko bhi pata tha ki Kiran kyu uska intezaar kar rahi hai

Daksh- flat chalte hai
Yaha karna sahi nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe tumse baat karni thi

Daksh- baat bhi kar lenge
Kiran- daksh please

Daksh- yaha baat karegi?
Chal aaja daru peelata hu
Fir Kiran daksh ke sath ho li aur dono daksh ke flat pahuch gaye

Daksh ne ek bottle khol li mahool banane ke liye aur dono bath gaye

Daksh- bol ab
Ghurti rahegi kya?
Kiran- ghur nahi rahi
Dekh rahi hu

Daksh- fir to galat jagah dekh rahi hai
Kiran- Tumne fir mera use kiya na

Daksh- dosto me use karna nahi hota
Mera fayda tha aur tune help ki
Kiran- tumhe pata tha meri mom unke sath me hai?

Daksh- mujhe sab pata rahta hai
Kiran- esliye hi Tumne us din meri photos leke unko send kar di
Taki vo khud tumhre samne aaye

Daksh- ladki samjhdar hogaye hai
Kiran- lekin agar nahi aati to?

Daksh- har baar hathiyaar se kaam nahi chalta Kiran aur vaise bhi chot vaha deni chahiye jaha sabse jada dard ho
Kiran- mujhe nafarat hai meri mom se aur tumse

Daksh- I will take that as a compliment
Kiran- mujhe en sab me involve nahi hona tha
Kabhi nahi hona tha
Aur Tumne to mere jeene ka vajud hi hila ke rakh diya

Daksh- meri galti nahi hai
Galti hai tumhri jo tum Roy ke ghar paida hue
Main to unhe unka hi treatment de raha tha
Kiran- tumhe karma ke bare me to pata hai na daksh?
Whatever goes comes around
Unka to aagya aur tumhra?

Daksh- I have seen worst
Usse Jada kya hi hoga
Kiran- usse jada bahut kuch ho sakta hai

Daksh- Acha?
Jaise?
Kiran- ab tum logo ki care karne lage ho
Dost hai aur do do behane hai
Worst kya ho sakta hai ye Tumne pehle hi assume kar liya hoga

Daksh- us waqt ki naubat nahi aaegi
Main jane se pehle sab khatam karke jaunga
Kiran- Kuch khatam nahi hoga daksh
Tum aur lashe bichaoge aur log badla lene aaenge
Ye sab aise hi chalta rahega

Daksh- interesting life hai na?
Kiran- don't act like you never thought about this?

Daksh- of course maine socha hai
Main sare situation pehle dekhta hu fir kuch aage karta hu
Aur mere bare me tension lena chhod de
Kiran- tumhre bare me nahi le rahi

Daksh- Arjun ke bare me soch ke pareshan ho?
Main line clear kar raha hu tumhri
Thank you bolne ki jarurat nahi hai
Kiran- mujhe nahi karni line clear

Daksh- matlab mera hi Pasand hai tumhe?
Kiran- tumhe idea bhi nahi hai what you have done to me aur sayad ho tumhe to sab pata rahta hai

Daksh- Maine nahi tumhre apno ne kiya hai
Kiran I not gonna lie but maine tumhra àcha hi socha hai humesha
Ha usme mera bhi fayda rahta tha lekin I always wanted you to have a better life

Kiran- and you end up giving me a worse
Daksh- tumhri Galti
Tum achi life manage nahi kar paye
You have everything right now
Ek badi company ek pyaara Bhai Arjun
Aur kya Chahiye tumhe?

Kiran- Jo humesha se Chahiye tha
Ek acha dost
Daksh- abhi tumne bola you hate me

Kiran- I hate you and I wasn't talking about you
I was talking about the person jo mujhe second semester me mila tha
Jo funny tha, caring tha aur most importantly mera best friend tha
Vo tum to nahi ho daksh
Daksh- vo fake tha
Ye real hai
I was never funny or caring
This is who I am
Main koe excuse nahi dunga tumhe but this is what it is Kiran
You have to accept the truth and move on
Daksh bahut pehle mar gaya tha aur jo thoda bahut bacha tha vo bhi ab mar chuka hai
Now it's nothing

Kiran- now it's a person who uses every other person
Daksh- you're god dam right

Kiran- I wish ki chhije kabhi badli hi nahi Hoti
Daksh- I wish ki aaj raat ko main aur tum bistar par dhum machaye

Kiran- where is my mom?
Daksh- you care?

Kiran- Tumne promise kiya tha ek Baar mujhe milvaoge
Daksh- fir to tumhe tumhra promise bhi yaad hoga

Kiran- tumhe sirf sex se matlab hai na?
Daksh- very important thing
And yes

Kiran- main sab karne ko tayar hu lekin pehle mujhe meri mom se milna hai
Daksh- vaise to main kisi par trust nahi karta but ok

Kiran-kab?
Daksh- ek baar sab khatam hojaye fit

Kiran- kya khatam hojaye?
Daksh- bahut jaldi pata chal jayega
Ab saraab peele shanti se?
Bahut bol liya tumne....

 

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Update-221

Daksh vahi park me batha tha aur Arjun bhagta hua aaya

Arjun- BC aaj agar fir late kiya to gand maar dunga main teri
Daksh- apni dekh
Daddy ko koe kuch nahi bolta

Arjun- beta baatein to BC etne badi badi kar leta hai
Lekin baad me gand marti hai to biggi billi ban jata hai
Daksh- ja na lavde
Waqt kharab kar raha

Arjun- tu BC abhi tak chhade me hi kyu batha hai
Chal na jaldi
Daksh- mera viva lene khud aaega hod mere flat par sir sir Bolte hue

Arjun- daksh bakchodi mat kar
Firse late ho jayenge
Daksh- main suspended hu
Tu ja aur de aa

Arjun- madarchod ye kab hua?
Daksh- abhi bas kal ki hi baat hai

Arjun- oh filmi chhode saaf saaf bata
Daksh- Tu viva de aa nahi to aaj fir gand deni pad jayegi

Arjun- BC VC ne kiya hai na?
Daksh- bilkul sahi pakde ho

Arjun- uski maa chhodenge aaj raat ko peene ke baad
Tu tension mat lena bilkul bhi
Daksh- thik mere Bhai
Ab ja jaha se

Aur Arjun vaha se chala jata hai aur daksh vahi park me batha rahta hai
Aur batha rahta hai aur batha rahta hai

Bahut waqt aise hi gujar deta hai fir sochta hai bahut time hogya apnr dusre bakchodo se baat hi nahi hue hai esliye Chauhan ko call laga deta hai

Daksh- aur Bhai kaha hai?
Chauhan- Ghar

Daksh- Ghar kya kar raha hai?
Chauhan- vahi Jo tu nahi kar sakta
Family time spend kar raha hu Bhai

Daksh- etni kaato bhari baatein
BC kya hogya
Chauhan- bhosdike mere se puch raha hai?
Tere sath etna kuch hua tune bataya?

Daksh- tu pata nahi konsi dunia me rahta hai
BC mile to batau na
Chauhan- ha ab to yehi bolega Tu BC
Aaj bhi apne matlab ke liye phone kiya hoga

Daksh- sale ye bolne se pehle tu mar kyu nahi gaya?
Chauhan- kaam ki baatein kar daksh

Daksh- aaja tujhe maja karata hu
Chauhan- Apne maje apne pass rakh

Daksh- aaja kya pata aakhir baar ho mera
Chauhan- to mar jana chutiye
Acha hi hoga sala dunia se ek chutiya kam hoga

Daksh- theek bro
Vapas aaye to batana
Chauhan- fuck off lavde

Daksh- haha you to Bhai
Fir daksh phone kaat deta hai aur campus chala jata hai

Vaha jake apna engine ka kuch paper work karta hai aur fir vapas campus me ghumne lag jata hai

Vaha Nidhi dikhti hai lekin daksh usse ignore karke aage chala jata hai
Aise hi ek do aur ladkiya dikhti hai jo daksh ke sath pehle se hi thi unhe bhi daksh ignore kar deta hai

In the end saanvi piche se aajati hai

Saanvi- mujhe doond rahe the kya?
Daksh- exam hogaye?

Saanvi- aap to sach me bade bhaiya ban gaye
Ye to puch lo kaisi hu main?
Daksh- guns Chahiye

Saanvi- Nahi Nahi
Bina guns ke bhi puch sakte ho
Daksh- I'm serious

Saanvi- are main bhi bahut serious hu
Daksh- bahut sari bullets bhi chahiye
Aur log bhi

Saanvi- lekin Maine to kuch kiya hi nahi?
Kasam se maine kisi ko nahi mara
Daksh- ab marna padega

Saanvi- kyu ache din ki watt laga rahe ho?
Kuch nahi hoga ab
Daksh- kitne logo ki bali de sakte hai hum yaha?

Saanvi- kitne students hai yaha?
Daksh- usme to main aur tum bhi aajayenge

Saanvi- Bali dene wale ki bali thodi di jati hai
Acha batao kya hua?
Daksh- bhari vipada ki ghadi hai

Saanvi- Hindi me batao
Daksh- Mayank ko bolo Didi ko leke kahi gumne chala jaye

Saanvi- aap hi bol do
Aapki baat jada manenge
Daksh- main bolunga to shak karega
Tum Didi ko convenience kar do kahi jane ke liye

Saanvi- Apne area me sabse jada safe hai
Daksh- risk nahi le sakte

Saanvi- fir samay ki bol dete hai ki uski tabeyat bahut kharab hai
Mere exam hai aur aapka project esliye nahi ja sakte
To Didi aur Mayank bhaiya chale jayenge
Daksh- dimag to hai tere me

Saanvi- bachpan se hi hai
Main kya karu
Daksh- aankh khol ke soya kar kuch dino tak

Saanvi- kyu
Mere pass aap ho na mera dhayan rakhne ke liye
Daksh- mazak ke mood me nahi hu main bilkul bhi

Saanvi- are mere pyaare bhaiya main bhi bilkul mazak ke mood me nahi hu aur aap kyu tension le rahe ho?
Humne etne logo ko dekha hai kuch aur sahi
Aur vaise bhi agar kisi ko marna hai to hum kar bhi kya sakte hai
Daksh- hmm
Thoda dhayan rakhna bas

Saanvi- kon hai vaise?
Daksh- jaldi pata chal jayega
Aur college walo ko bhi ki actual me daksh chaudhry hai kon

Saanvi- Maja aaega matlab
Daksh- tumhra ek Saal aur hai abhi yaha

Saanvi- mere bhaiya bahut rich hai
Hehehe
Daksh- log kya kahenge daksh chaudhry ki behan sirf 12th pass hai

Saanvi- logo ko marna hai kya daksh chaudhry ki behan ke bare me Kuch bol ke?
Daksh- ye bhi hai

Fir ye dono thodi der aur aise hi masti karte hai aur Uske baad saanvi hostel chali jati hai aur daksh Apne flat....

 

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Update-222

Daksh- kya hogya?
Kyu bolt ban raha hai
Karan- Abe vo Nidhi ka accident hogya

Daksh- to tujhe kya?
Karan- Uske sath sath nivedita Ka bhi

Daksh- pyaar hogya kya tujhe?
Karan- aur un sab ladkiyo ka jinka tere se affairs tha

Daksh- Mera to kisi se nahi tha
Hum to jarurate pura karte the bas
Karan- daksh this is serious

Daksh- BC es time sab English kaise bolna suru kar dete hai
Hindi me baat kar na
Karan- hospital chal
Dekh le kuch samjh aaye to tere

Daksh- lekin agar kisi ko pehle hi sab samjh aagya ho to
Karan- to Kuch kar na chutiye
Gandu hogya hai bilkul

Daksh- fayda nahi dikh raha esliye jane deta hu
Karan- kya fayda BC?
Log mar sakte the?

Daksh- I don't give a fuck bro
Aaja joint maar ke aate hai
Karan- bhosdike Nidhi ki jagah main hota to?

Daksh- Tu mere sath soya nahi na bro esliye safe hai
Tension mat le
Aaja badiya maal fukvata hu

Karan bhi daksh ko ache se Jaan hi gaya tha aur ye bhi samjh gaya ki daksh bakchodi jarur kar raha hoga lekin eske pass koe na koe plan jarur hoga

Esliye Uske sath bahar chala gaya

Dono lake side bathe ek joint jalaya aur phukne lage

Karan- Kuch mahine aur bas
Daksh- fir teri shadi kara denge

Karan- kyu tu kya baap lag raha hai mera?
Daksh- beta main baap hi to hu

Karan- gand kyu nahi mara leta mere se
Daksh- beta tameej se

Karan- ye college me kya bhasad chal rahi hai
Daksh- Maja aaega

Karan- Kisi ki jaan ja sakti hai
Daksh- Apne me se nahi jayegi kisi ki

Karan- tujhe kaise pata?
Daksh- are main hi hu sarv shaktisali ek matar bhagwan
Mujhe sab pata hai

Karan- beta aur kitne log teri gand marna chahte hai?
Daksh- ek din bathunga counting karne ke liye
Fir ginunga

Karan- Kuch na kuch to dimag me chal raha hoga tere
Daksh- ha hai na
Khusboo ko phool banana hai

Karan- khusboo kon?
First year wali?
Daksh- Tu sabko janta hai BC

Karan- bhosdike ruhi ki cousin hai vo lavde
Daksh- fir to jarur usse phool bananunga
Hak banta hai ab mera

Karan- lavda hak banta hai tera ab
Jada bakchodi mat kar
Daksh- Arjun kaha hai?

Karan- tera hak chodne gaya hai
Daksh- BC pith pe chura?

Karan- Kabhi tujhe bhi to milna chahiye
Daksh- khusboo se tune acha nahi kiya

Karan- tere sath jati to vo bhi hospital me Hoti
Daksh- are counting karne Ka best tarika
Kitni ladkiyo ka accident hua hai?

Karan- bhosdike majak suj raha hai tujhe?
Daksh- etni aasani se counting ho sakti hai BC mujhe to pata hi nahi tha
Chal abhi hospital chalte hai
Mujhe bahut fikar hai meri sari chut ki

Karan- BC girgeet
Daksh- chal na ab

Karan- aadha joint waste karvaega kya BC
Daksh- Nahi Nahi Nahi
Joint bahut important hai BC

Karan- to shanti se phukne de
Daksh- Karan

Karan- Chus le
Mana nahi karunga
Daksh- BC
Bahankar yudh hoga

Karan- Sahi hai
Main Ghar Nikal lunga
Free me gand marane ka shauk nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- Ghar par bhi mar sakti hai
Etne chhote dusman nahi banata main

Karan- beta agar main bemaut mara to sale aatma ban ke jab jab Tu sex karne wala hoga samne se ladki bhaga le jaya karunga
Daksh- BC ye bhi koe Zindagi hai
Esse ache to jhaat ke baal hai BC

Karan- chal
Daksh- Kaha?

Karan- abhi to bol raha tha hospital chalte hai
Daksh- mood change
Chal londiya dekhne chalte hai

Karan- main relationship me hu
Daksh- aur meri wali meri Lene pe tuli hai

Karan- matlab
Daksh- matlab mera lavda

Karan- chal BC nahi to yuhi bakchodi karta rahega
Daksh- chal chalte hai

Fir dono hospital chale jate hai

Vaha daksh ki sari bandiya ek ek kar ke leti hue thi

Daksh ne sabke sath thodi bakchodi kari
Ek do ke sath thodi cuddling ki kyuki sab Khush hogaye thibki daksh unse milne aaya

Uske baad vaha se nikal gaya

Daksh-karan apne bando ko bol ki sab thoda dhyan se rahe aur chhije notice kare
Kahi Kuch gadbad ho to apni gand leke vaha se bhag jao

Aane wale din bahut interesting hone wale hai....

 

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Update-223

Daksh apne adde pe tha aur gun vagra dekh raha tha

Apna samaan pura pack karke vaha se college ki taraf nikal gaya

Daksh ko vaise to pata tha ki kya hone wala hai lekin kis level tak hoga ye dekhna tha usse

Lekin uski soch se kafi jaldi ho jayega ye usne nahi socha tha

College me jab daksh pahucha to vaha bhasad machi hue thi
Yaha etna sab hua ki daksh ko yakeen karne me do minutes lag gaye ki ye usne hi kiya hai jiske bare me daksh soch raha tha

Uske dosto ke kafi chhote aae thi aur sab apni marham patti karva rahe the

Daksh- BC main edar udar kya hota hu tum log apni gand hi mara lete ho
Kisne mari es baar?
Pawan- BC pata nahi kon the
Lekin ek number ke chutiye the

Hritik- maa kasam gand chhod dunga agli baar samne aagaye to
Daksh- the kon?

Arjun- tujhe pata hoga
Humari gand marti bhi to teri vajah se hai humesha
Daksh- baat to sahi hai
Lekin kis baat me mari aaj

Ruhi- Kuch log college me ladkiya chhed rahe the
Pawan- juth bol rahi hai ye
Ladka chhed rahe the aur vo ladka ruhi thi

Daksh- are BC
Andhe the kya?
Arjun- fir hritik kud pada madaan me aur do bando ko khub mara
Lekin fir vaha pata nahi kaha se fauz aagaye aur hum sab ko thok diya

Daksh- salo mar jao kahi doob ke
BC apne college me kisi se peet ke aagaye
Saram karo thodi saram
Karan- Teri tarah trained nahi hai na hum

Daksh- Tu bhi yahi hai?
Mujhe laga mar gaya hoga
Karan- beta jaise waqt chal raha hai na vo din bhi door nahi lag raha

Daksh- tension mat le
Main hi vajah banunga teri maut Ka
Pawan- hum sab ki maut Ka bhosdike
Ab kya kaand kiya tu

Daksh- es baar maine kuch kand nahi kiya Bhai
Ye to khud chut marane wali baat hai
Arjun- humesha vohi Hoti hai bhosdike

Daksh- last time vo nahi thi Bhai
Karan- maari tune fir bhi thi

Daksh- main dekh lunga
Tum log bill me gus jao tab tak
Pawan- Teri gand etni badi ho gaye kya?

Daksh- tujhe to sama lunga pura Ka pura
Ruhi- baat kya hai ye batega?
Bakwash kar raha hai kab se

Daksh- Purana pyaar vapas aagya hai
Ruhi- konse wala?

Daksh- pyaar ek hi tha mera
Usme konsa nahi kiya maine
Pawan- har dusre din hota hai tujhe gandu

Daksh- main dekh lunga
Tum project me dhayan do

Aur daksh vaha se chala gaya

Thodi der baad rocky Ka phone aagya
Rocky- Bhai main aajau?
Daksh- gand marega mere se?

Rocky- bahut jada tyari hai Bhai
Ye ab tak ki sabse badi hai ladae hogi
Daksh- Acha?
Jaise mujhe kuch pata hi nahi tha

Rocky- ek bhi aisa Banda nahi bacha jo aapke against ho aur unke sath na ho
Daksh- ye BC bande jo hai mere against ye madarchhod abhi tak zinda kaise hai?

Rocky- Dada ka baap Ka bete ka sab wala scene hai Bhai
Daksh- nawazuddin banana hai BC sab ko

Rocky- Bhai vaha apne log kam hai
Etne nahi jhel payenge
Daksh- kitne aadmi hai?

Rocky- Apne ya unke?
Daksh- bhosdike mujhe apno ke bare me nahi pata hoga kya?

Rocky- sardaar do
Daksh- aur fir bhi vapas aagya
Kya socha tha sardaar bahut Khush hoga?
Mithaye batwaega?

Rocky- Galti hogaye sardaar
Daksh- Galti hogaye hahahaha Galti hogaye
Bakchodi band kar aur Mayank aur Khushi Didi Ka dhayan rakh
Aur daksh phone kaat deta hai

Daksh ne jaise hi phone kata uska phone dobara bajane laga

Daksh- ab kya naya dard uth aaya
Daksh ko laga rocky hi hai
Poonam- bahut Yaad aa rahi hai aapki aur dard ubhar aaya

Daksh- aur bhi ubhrenge aur jab bhul jayegi tab naye bhi milenge
Main maaf nahi karta ye baat tum bahut ache se janti ho
Poonam- main hi to janti hu aapko
Lekin yaha sawal ye hai ki kya aap mujhe jante ho?

Daksh- I don't know about rats or snitches
Poonam- I never snitched
You understand me?
I never snitched

Daksh- baby mere samne aaye tab tayar hoke aana aur rahaam ki umeed bilkul mat karna
Poonam- umeed to us din hi chhod di thi jab aapne mere pita ko mara

Daksh- sala mujhe pehle hi samjh jana tha main BC rocky ko bola bhi tha ki abhi tak rote rote phone nahi aaya hai
Poonam- yehi to aapki sabse badi problem hai
Aap kuch samjhte hi nahi

Daksh- what you want?
I swear to god main jaan le lunga
Poonam- you never believed in God

Daksh- you want to kill me?
Poonam- Nahi
Es baar aapki style
Maarna nahi hai lekin ...
Lekin kya ?
Aage pata hai na aapko

Daksh- aisa koe banda paida hi nahi hua jo daksh chaudhry ke sath aisa kar sake
Poonam- and I'm not a banda
Mujhe bahut ache se pata hai aap kya sochte ho, kaise kaam karte ho, Mayank Kaha hai, rocky kaha hai aur Khushi Didi kaha hai

Daksh- you can't touch them
Poonam- aur mujhe pata hai samay kaha hai
Oh wait samay?
Vo mere pass hi hai
Aur es baar torcher asli wala hoga

Daksh- and you think esse mujhe dard hoga?
Poonam- I know esse aapko dard hoga kyuki es daksh aur us daksh me bahut fark hai

Daksh- bej do fir maar ke uski body
Pata chal jayega tumhe
Poonam- last time ungli kati nahi thi
Esliye es baar ungli se start kar rahi hu
Kal tak aapko mil jayegi

Daksh- you have no idea what I am gonna do to you
Poonam- you have already done enough love
Pooja naam tha ya Jyoti?
Pooja dekh lo ek do din me kuch ho sakta hai kya?
Uske baad kuch nahi bachega aapke pass
Good night babu

Aur Poonam phone kaat deti hai

Jaise hi phone kata daksh Ka gussa aasman faad chuka tha aur ab number tha uske phone karne ka

Saanvi- kaha gayab ho jate ho aap?
Daksh- samay kaha hai?
Daksh gusse me Bola

Saanvi- hua kya?
Daksh- main jo puch raha hu vo batao bas
Samay kaha hai

Saanvi- London me
Daksh- kab baat hue thi?

Saanvi- last week
Usne Bola tha ki kahi trip pe ja raha hai esliye kuch din baat nahi kar payega
Lekin hua kya?
Daksh- bad trip pe chala gaya vo
Aur daksh phone kaat deta hai...