Update-214
Daksh Malik (dadu Ka bada Bhai) ke batae jagah par pahuch chuka tha
Vaha par bahut sare log the aur ek taraf daksh ke dost bande pade the
Malik- welcome daksh Bhai welcome
Bahut intezaar karaya lekin aakhir tum aaye to
Daksh- kya kare londo me interest hi nahi hai humara
Malik- mera bahut hai lekin sirf tum me
Daksh- kya karna hai ab
Malik- game khelenge
Daksh- Kaisa game?
Malik- main clue dunga aur tujhe dundna hai
Agar dund liya to badiya nahi to ek ek karke tumhre dost marte jayenge
Daksh- badiya game hai
Mujhe acha laga
Malik- lekin esme ek twist hai
Daksh- Hona bhi Chahiye nahi to game Ka maja bigad jayega
Malik- enme se ek ko choose karo
Kisi bhi ek ko
Daksh- tera game hai
Tu hi kar le
Malik- ye bhi theek hai
Maa ko pela hai to beti ko pel lena
Kiran ko khol do
Daksh- aage
Malik- ye teri help karegi
Matlab partner pehle task me
Daksh- bahut badiya
Malik- agar task pura nahi hua to ek dost ke sath partner bhi mari jayegi
Daksh- very good
Malik- bahut khush ho rahe ho?
Achi baat hai
Jada time nahi rahegi
Daksh- task kya hai ye bata
Maa banane ki kosis mat kar
Malik- tujhe apni maa ko hi bahar nikalna hai jail se
Daksh- vo to nahi ho sakta
Malik- option nahi hai tumhre pass
Daksh- galatfami hai tumhri
Malik- Nahi Nahi bilkul galatfami nhi hai
Tum hare to dost mar jayenge
Daksh- aur agar tune enhe nahi chhoda to tu mar jayega
Malik- aas pass bande nahi najar aa rahe?
Aur tu ghayal hai
Daksh- tujhe bahar foz nahi mahsus ho rahi?
Malik- mere sath game khel raha hai?
Beta pure area me kitne bande aa rahe hai kitne ja rahe hai sabki information hai Hume
Daksh- ek chhij ko chhod ke
Malik-hahaha aur vo kya hai?
Daksh- physics
Physics ki knowledge nahi hai tujhe
Aur main to thahra engineer
Tum jaise ko ek second me chutiya bana du
Malik- yaha nahi bana paoge
Aur teri baaton me main aane wala bhi nahi hu
Malik- vaise bata du waqt ka bahut paband hu main
Aur tera waqt gujarta ja raha hai
Daksh smile karta hai aur edar udhar gumte hue bolta hai
Daksh- tujhe pata hai main juth nahi bolta?
Aur pata nahi kaha se ek goli aae aur Malik se aakhiri Bhai ka seena cheer gaye
Vaha ek dam se hadkamp mach gaya
Har kisi ke hatho me gun aa gaye thi aur Malik ka gussa satve aasman par pahuch chuka tha
Aakhiri Bhai bhi to mar chuka tha uska
Malik- maar daalo eske sare dosto ko
Malik jor se chhilaya aur uske sabad khatam hone se pehle hi Uske upar bahut sare laser ke nisaan aa chuke the aur baki sab par bhi
Daksh- marna hai tereko
Dar nahi lagta?
Hai?
Behanchod mere area me aake mere bando ko utha lega aur tujhe kya lagta hai tu bach jayega madarchod
Malik- agar main mara to sab marenge
Daksh- nahi babu
Sirf tu hi marega aur tere se paltu kutte
Aur koe nahi marega
Daksh ab vahi ek soffe par bath gaya pair Passar ke
Daksh- Kiran sab ko khol do Yaar
Bahut time se bandhe lag rahe hai
Kiran sab ko khol deti hai
Unki sach me halaat kharab hi thi becharo ki
Daksh- bata ab Malik kya kiya jaye tere sath
Es time tak Malik samjh hi chuka tha ki uski gand fatne Ka waqt aagya hai esliye Jaan aur gand bachane ka ek hi rasta tha uske pass
Daksh ko kuch aisa dena jiske baad vo un sab ko jane de
Malik- I will tell you
Daksh- kya tell karega Tu
Malik- vo Kaha hai
Daksh- Acha
Aur main kaise maan lu ki Tu sach hi bol raha hai?
Malik- kyuki plan to uska hi tha
Main to bhavnao me bah kar aagya tere raste
Daksh- ye bhi theek hai
Malik- ye sab uska hi kara dhara hai
Daksh- sala jinko apna samjha vo hi mere apno ko pelne pe tulle hai
Lekin etna sab akele kaise?
Malik- akele nahi hai
Tumhri maa, mohini sab ek sath hai
Daksh- BC mataji etna pyaar kyu karti hai mujhse?
Picha hi nahi chhod rahi
Malik- unka jail jana bhi plan Ka hi ek hissa tha ki baad me tumhe hi unhe bahar nikalna pade
Daksh- plan to fail hogya
Malik- abhi chal raha hai
Abhi bahut door tak chalega
Ye jab tak chalta rahega jab tak tum zinda ho
Daksh- ye bhi Sahi hai
Aur daksh ek isara karta hai aur dhada dhad goliya chalne lagti hai aur Malik aur Uske bande vahi so jate hai
Daksh- BC kya Dekh rahe ho?
Tum logo ki vajah se main abhi tak theek se enjoy bhi nahi kar paya
Gandu log
Chalo ab
Aur fir sab vaha se daksh ke Ghar aajate hai....
Daksh Malik (dadu Ka bada Bhai) ke batae jagah par pahuch chuka tha
Vaha par bahut sare log the aur ek taraf daksh ke dost bande pade the
Malik- welcome daksh Bhai welcome
Bahut intezaar karaya lekin aakhir tum aaye to
Daksh- kya kare londo me interest hi nahi hai humara
Malik- mera bahut hai lekin sirf tum me
Daksh- kya karna hai ab
Malik- game khelenge
Daksh- Kaisa game?
Malik- main clue dunga aur tujhe dundna hai
Agar dund liya to badiya nahi to ek ek karke tumhre dost marte jayenge
Daksh- badiya game hai
Mujhe acha laga
Malik- lekin esme ek twist hai
Daksh- Hona bhi Chahiye nahi to game Ka maja bigad jayega
Malik- enme se ek ko choose karo
Kisi bhi ek ko
Daksh- tera game hai
Tu hi kar le
Malik- ye bhi theek hai
Maa ko pela hai to beti ko pel lena
Kiran ko khol do
Daksh- aage
Malik- ye teri help karegi
Matlab partner pehle task me
Daksh- bahut badiya
Malik- agar task pura nahi hua to ek dost ke sath partner bhi mari jayegi
Daksh- very good
Malik- bahut khush ho rahe ho?
Achi baat hai
Jada time nahi rahegi
Daksh- task kya hai ye bata
Maa banane ki kosis mat kar
Malik- tujhe apni maa ko hi bahar nikalna hai jail se
Daksh- vo to nahi ho sakta
Malik- option nahi hai tumhre pass
Daksh- galatfami hai tumhri
Malik- Nahi Nahi bilkul galatfami nhi hai
Tum hare to dost mar jayenge
Daksh- aur agar tune enhe nahi chhoda to tu mar jayega
Malik- aas pass bande nahi najar aa rahe?
Aur tu ghayal hai
Daksh- tujhe bahar foz nahi mahsus ho rahi?
Malik- mere sath game khel raha hai?
Beta pure area me kitne bande aa rahe hai kitne ja rahe hai sabki information hai Hume
Daksh- ek chhij ko chhod ke
Malik-hahaha aur vo kya hai?
Daksh- physics
Physics ki knowledge nahi hai tujhe
Aur main to thahra engineer
Tum jaise ko ek second me chutiya bana du
Malik- yaha nahi bana paoge
Aur teri baaton me main aane wala bhi nahi hu
Malik- vaise bata du waqt ka bahut paband hu main
Aur tera waqt gujarta ja raha hai
Daksh smile karta hai aur edar udhar gumte hue bolta hai
Daksh- tujhe pata hai main juth nahi bolta?
Aur pata nahi kaha se ek goli aae aur Malik se aakhiri Bhai ka seena cheer gaye
Vaha ek dam se hadkamp mach gaya
Har kisi ke hatho me gun aa gaye thi aur Malik ka gussa satve aasman par pahuch chuka tha
Aakhiri Bhai bhi to mar chuka tha uska
Malik- maar daalo eske sare dosto ko
Malik jor se chhilaya aur uske sabad khatam hone se pehle hi Uske upar bahut sare laser ke nisaan aa chuke the aur baki sab par bhi
Daksh- marna hai tereko
Dar nahi lagta?
Hai?
Behanchod mere area me aake mere bando ko utha lega aur tujhe kya lagta hai tu bach jayega madarchod
Malik- agar main mara to sab marenge
Daksh- nahi babu
Sirf tu hi marega aur tere se paltu kutte
Aur koe nahi marega
Daksh ab vahi ek soffe par bath gaya pair Passar ke
Daksh- Kiran sab ko khol do Yaar
Bahut time se bandhe lag rahe hai
Kiran sab ko khol deti hai
Unki sach me halaat kharab hi thi becharo ki
Daksh- bata ab Malik kya kiya jaye tere sath
Es time tak Malik samjh hi chuka tha ki uski gand fatne Ka waqt aagya hai esliye Jaan aur gand bachane ka ek hi rasta tha uske pass
Daksh ko kuch aisa dena jiske baad vo un sab ko jane de
Malik- I will tell you
Daksh- kya tell karega Tu
Malik- vo Kaha hai
Daksh- Acha
Aur main kaise maan lu ki Tu sach hi bol raha hai?
Malik- kyuki plan to uska hi tha
Main to bhavnao me bah kar aagya tere raste
Daksh- ye bhi theek hai
Malik- ye sab uska hi kara dhara hai
Daksh- sala jinko apna samjha vo hi mere apno ko pelne pe tulle hai
Lekin etna sab akele kaise?
Malik- akele nahi hai
Tumhri maa, mohini sab ek sath hai
Daksh- BC mataji etna pyaar kyu karti hai mujhse?
Picha hi nahi chhod rahi
Malik- unka jail jana bhi plan Ka hi ek hissa tha ki baad me tumhe hi unhe bahar nikalna pade
Daksh- plan to fail hogya
Malik- abhi chal raha hai
Abhi bahut door tak chalega
Ye jab tak chalta rahega jab tak tum zinda ho
Daksh- ye bhi Sahi hai
Aur daksh ek isara karta hai aur dhada dhad goliya chalne lagti hai aur Malik aur Uske bande vahi so jate hai
Daksh- BC kya Dekh rahe ho?
Tum logo ki vajah se main abhi tak theek se enjoy bhi nahi kar paya
Gandu log
Chalo ab
Aur fir sab vaha se daksh ke Ghar aajate hai....