Update 23 (a)
Next subha.....
Raju ki aankhein 5 baje ke alarm se khuli.....
Aaj college khulne waala tha aur kya mahoul hoga college ka yeh soch kar woh utha...... 10 round ground ke jogging kiya phir gym gaya aur bato hi bato me woh gym instructor se koyi marshal art ka koyi accha guru puch liya..... woh bhi usko Noida ke guru ji ka naam batya aur no bhi de diya.
6:30 baje gym se aaya aur Jyoti ke gym room me gaya toh woh treadmill pe jogging kar rahi thi.....
Raju - Good morning darling
Jyoti - Good morning sweetheart
Raju - Tum ground me jogging nahi karti.
Jyoti - Phir saare log mujhe hi dekhkar jogging karne lagte hain..... isliye treadmill hi theek hain.....
Raju - Accha toh yeh baat hai, kal se mere sath jogging karo dekhta hun saale kyon chedta hai tumhe.....
Jyoti hasne lagi aur treadmill ki speed kam ki aur boli - Koyi chedta nahi hai bas pata chal jaata hai saale tharki budhe bhi kam nahi hai.....
Raju - Waise itni maal dar bhabhi ke saath kyon nahi ghumne chahega..... woh Jyoti ke chuttad pe haath rakh diya.....
Jyoti - See..... isliye nahi jaati.
Raju - Koyi load nahi, mere saath jaana..... main gym karke teri gal jogging bhi karunga aur saare kawve bhi udhata rahunga.....
Jyoti - Kal ki kal dekhi jaayegi mujhe excercise karne de..... tu bahar jaa.
Raju ek kiss lekar bahar aa gaya aur pehle apne bathroom me jaakar nahaya kapde pehne..... phir iPhone pe recording check karke usko apne laptop me ek secret folder bana ke file transfer karne laga.....
Phir editing karke sabse acche view cut karke 15 min ki clips apne mobile pe transfer kar diya.....
Phir roshni ko whatsup kiya Rukhsar ka photo joh ush raat dhabe pe khicha tha send kiya Rukhsar ke naam tag karke.
2 min me hi Roshni ka call aaya toh Raju video call attend karke namaste bhabhi bola.
Roshni khush hokar usko boli - Namaste devar ji, jeet raho bhagwa tumhari aayu badhe..... yeh Rukhsar toh solid maal hai yaar..... sacch sacch bol le li tu ne iski.
Raju hasne laga - Tere ko kaise pata ?
Roshni - Sach main le li..... koyi photo ya video banya ki nahi......
Raju usko aankh maar ke pehle apna door check kiya locked hai aur bola - Tere liye hi banaya hun meri chutmarni, dekh ke delete kar dena.....
Roshni muthi bana ke - yes maja aayega bhej yaar jaldi bhej..... meri chut bhi sukhne lagi thi....
Raju - Pradeep Bhaiya toh aaye the na.....
Roshni - Woh tere purti kaise kar sakta hai, tu thera Trajan...... thaka ke hi manta hai.... please yaar bhej na..... please please please.... I request.....
Raju hasa - Chinta mat kar daily bhejunga par har bar dekh ke delete kar dena..... call cut karke roshni ko Rukhsar ki video clip bhej diya jab woh uske laude pe kud rahi thi.....
Phir 10 min ki 6 clip bani aur apne mobile pe send kar di..... aur iPhone se video recording delete kar di...... sach me acchi quality ki clip bani thi.
Phir apni chemistry ki books khol ke pehla aur doosra chapters padh liye short me.... adhikansh usko aata tha.....
Phir koyi door knock kiya, Raju door khola aur sarla Raju ke gale lag gayi - Bhaiya maaf kardo kal ke liye main jaada hi gussa kar gayi..... phir woh pair chuhe ne ke liye aage badhi toh Raju ne usko kandhe se utha liya - Yeh kya paap kar rahi ho didi.... aap badi ho aur bhaiya bhi bolti ho aap ko daantne ka poora hak hai......
Sarla apne aasun poch ke - Aap poora din nahi aaye aur call bhi nahi lag raha tha toh main ghabra gayi thi.....
Raju ne usko apne gale laga ke bola - Aisi galti kabhi nahi hogi.... aap ro mat main aage se dhayan rakhunga.... mera nasta lago aaj college bhi jaana hai....
Jyoti sab dekh rahi thi doodh peeti huyi glass se dining table pe beth ke - Ho gaya Bharat milap bhai bhen me..... main toh pehle hi keh rahi thi Sarla tujhse do char jute bhi maar degi Raju ko tab bhi bura nahi manega..... ha ha ha ha......
Sarla Raju ke seedhe gaal pe uchakk ke kiss ki aur boli - Mere chote bhai jaisa hai, jutte kyon marungi..... tum kapde badal lo main nasta laati hun....
Raju jibh dikha ke Jyoti ko chida raha tha aur bola - Sarla didi sabse acchi hain, aap se bhi acchi bhabhi....
Jyoti - Accha sab se acchi toh tu aaj raat apne room me sona....
Raju ka chehra utar gaya - Yeh kya baat huyi aap ko dar nahi lagega kya ?
Jyoti - Main sarla ko rok lungi jab tak tere bhaiya nahi aayenge.... woh seriously bol rahi thi....
Raju - Nahi nahi bhabhi aa toh meri sabse acchi bhabhi ho, main toh aapko hi bhabhi maa bolta hun.... aur Jyoti ke paas dining table ke pass jakar usko hug kar liya.....
Jyoti bhi hasne lagi - Aaya na bachu line pe..... ab bol ki kyon sabse acchi hai.
Sarla bhi yeh dekh kar has rahi thi kitchen me Raju ke liye roti banti huyi.....
Jyoti ke sunder dono gaalon pe Raju kiss karke bola - My Jyoti bhabhi best me se best hain..... I love you bhabhi.....
Jyoti bhi Raju ke gaal pe kiss ki - love you too beta..... jaa ready ho jaa..... main bhi apne room me ready hoti hun.....
Phir Raju ready hokar nasta kiya aur apna bag dono mobile, bike ki key lekar..... Ayesha ko call kiya - 15 min me aata hun moti..... tyaar rehna.....
Ayesha - Agar ek baar mujhe moti bola toh teri bike nahi bethungi..... dekho mom Raju mujhe hamesha moti moti bolta hai....
Raju call cut karne lift se parking me gaya aur apni bike pe kapda mara aur helmet pehna bike basement parking se nikal ke Ayesha ke ghar ki taraf chal diya poori speed me....
Woh bike stand pe laga ke 2nd floor ke flat ki bell baja diya....
Door Ayesha ne khola toh usko hug karke bola - Madam kahan hain ?
Ayesha - Apne room me kya huya....
Raju - kuch nahi ek glass paani la main madam se mil lun.... aur Rukhsar se milne chala gaya....
Ayesha - Glass me paani daal ke Raju ki dene aayi toh dekhi Raju uski mom Rukhsar ke gale lage huye uski peeth pe haath phera raha tha....
Rukhsar boli - Theek hun main beta, tu sapne me jaada hi dar gaya.... chal paani pee le Ayesha dono ko hi dekh rahi thi usne ek green kurti aur salvar pehni huyi thi.... Rukhsar ne lower aur tshirt pehni thi....
Ayesha
Raju usse alag huya aur Ayesha ke haath se paani ka glass lekar paani piya tab Rukhsar boli - Raju ne ek bura sapna dekha ki mujhe kuch ho gaya hai..... isliye bechara dar gaya tha....
Raju glass Ayesha ko dekar bola - Bahut bura sapna tha....
Rukhsar - Main chai banti hun.....
Raju uske bed pe beth ke bola - Aap kyun kast karti ho aunty ji, Ayesha teen cup chai bana le abhi college me time hai....
Ayesha - Ab tujhe dair nahi ho rahi aur kitchen me chali gayi aur Raju ne jaldi se door laga ke Rukhsar ko kiss karne laga woh bhi thoda sa darti huyi uska saath de rahi thi 1 min baad kiss todkar boli - Bas Ayesha aa jayegi toh usko shak ho jaayega.
Raju alag hokar door khol diya aur rukhsar bed pe beth gayi aur Raju uski godi me sar rakhkar, pair latkar bed pe let gaya..... woh Raju ke sar ke baalon me haath pherti huyi boli - Raat me teri bahut yaad aayi Raj, bas teri bahon me sona chahti thi. ( woh dheere se boli)
Raju uska haath chum ke bola - Mujhe bhi bas majburi thi aur Ayesha bhi toh thi tere ghar pe yaar.
Rukhsar thoda door ki taraf dekhi aur Raju ke lips pe kiss kar di jhuk ke Puchhh....
Raju bhi has diya phir dono vakeel aur case ki baat karne lage..... Ayesha tray pakad ke 3 cup me chai laayi aur Raju ko apni mom ki godi me sar rakhe lete dekha.....
Ayesha - Itna bhi laad na dikho ish mote ko, jisse apni dono betiyon ko bhool jaayo....
Rukhsar - Betiyan toh praya dhan hoti hain, beta hamesha maa ka khayal rakhta hai.... aur jhuk ke Raju ke right gaal pe kiss kar di.....
Raju usko jibh chida ke angutha dikha raha tha.....
Ayesha - Chado isko sar pe mujhe kya.....
Raju - Moti biscuit nahi laayi....
Ayesha - Mom yeh mujhe hamesha moti moti bolta hai, aap toh mujhse bhi moti ho aap ko nahi bolta....
Raju hasne laga - Pehle shuruwat kisne ki thi.
Rukhsar - Lado mat main le aati hun....
Raju - Nahi aap araam karo, hum dono le aate hain..... apne best friend se aise baat karte hain kya ?
Uthke Ayesha ka haath pakad ke kitchen me le gaya tab usko ahsas huya ki woh khud hi Raju ko apna best friend banai aur khud hi usse lad rahi hai.....
Ayesha - Sorry Raju..... main rudely baat ki tujhse.....
Raju - Friend bhi bolti hai phir sorry kyun boli..... biscuit, namkeen aur sweets bhi nikal....
Ayesha haske - Breakfast nahi kiya ? He he he he....
Raju - Main toh poora khaana khata hun breakfast me..... madam bhi kuch kha lengi mujhe kuch sad lag rahi hai aunty ji.
Ayesha - Nahi nahi mom toh bilkul theek hai bas tujhe toh pata hain divorce ka kitna lafda rehata hai humare dharam me..... woh nasta plate me lagne lagi aur Raju usko joke sunne laga hathi chinti ka....
Dono Rukhsar ke room me aaye nasta lekar aur Ayesha ne dekha ki kaise Raju uski mom ko khud apne haath se sab cheez khila diya baaton me laga ke..... Ayesha ko accha laga ki Raju Rukhsar ko apni mom ki tarah se ijjat deta hai....
Baat kuch aur thi, Rukhsar ki chut poori sujh gayi thi aur usse chala bhi nahi jaa raha tha..... Raju jaisa saand usko teen baar choda tha apne mote lambe musal laude se.....
Rukhsar ko lag raha tha ki ek saath usko ek darjan se jaada mardon ne chode ho itna thak gayi thi...... jabki Raju apni bhabhi ko bhi kal raat me ek baar choda tha wahi energy aur stamina se.
Naste ke baad Ayesha Raju ki bike ke piche beth ke woh hi feel kar rahi thi jaise koyi GF feel karti hai.....
Usko yeh abhi pata nahi tha ki uski sabse badi rival Riya Raju ki asli gf hai.....
Woh chipak ke Raju ke piche bethi thi..... Driving karte huye Raju usko kuch bole jaa raha tha woh bas hun haan kar deti......
Red light aayi toh Raju bola - Tera dhayan kidhar hai ?
Ayesha - Main kuch kuch sunne ki koshish kar rahi thi tu itni tej speed me bike chala raha tha.....
Raju hasa - Tabhi tu haan hun kar rahi thi..... kaske pakad hum late ho rahen hain....
Ayesha - Chai ka order maine diya tha kya ?
Raju - Teri mom ka chehre dekha tha ki woh kaafi thaki huyi dikhai de rahi thi isliye maine chai naste ka bola tha..... thodi si care se hum ghis nahi jaate.... waise bhi woh teri mom hain tujhe jaada care karni chahiye.....
Ayesha - Meri mom bahut strong hain physically aur mentally bhi bas daddy ne hum ko dhoka de diya isliye aisi ho gayi hain.
Raju - Haan baat tu sahi keh rahi hain..... hum ko unki care jaada karni chahiye tu samajh rahi hain na main kya keh raha hun.
Ayesha - Red light green hone waali hai jaldi se bike dauda de...... he he he he.... woh Raju ko pasand karti thi par har samay Rukhsar ki fikar karna yeh usko accha nahi lag raha tha isliye topic badal di.....
10 min me woh bike parking le laga ke college ke campas ke ander entry kiye....
Tabhi ek black Mercedes-Benz car enter ki aur Riya car se nikli..... usne ek jeans aur top pehna tha muh pe mask lagya huya tha.....
Riya.....
Dono uske saamne hi the 10 metre dur the..... police ki gaadi bhi gate pe lagi huyi thi..... har jagah anti ragging ke board aur poster lage the.....
Riya ne Raju ko dekha toh haath wave ki....
Ayesha ki jhaanten jhulas gayi, woh uska haath pakad ke apne saath ander le gayi....
Raju kehta raha arre yaar Riya 'Hi' kar rahi hai....
Ayesha - Jaada muh pe paani mat la, apni aukat me reh.... chal ab yahan class room....
Riya ko bhi accha nahi laga ki Ayesha uske BF ko haath pakad ke le gayi..... par yeh decision toh Riya ka hi tha ki hum ek doosre ko nahi jaante.....
Ayesha Raju ki bike se aati hai yeh Riya ko bhi accha nahi laga woh kuch aur plan karne lagi jisse Ayesha ko Raju se dur rakh sake.....
Teeno apni class joh 2nd floor pe the chale gaye..... Ayesha aage ki seat pe bethi apni saheli Divya ke saath Raju ab soch raha tha ki woh kahan bethe.....
Riya bhi doosri side front row me 2 ladkiyon ke saath beth gayi..... Rohan Raju ko awaaj lagaya woh bhi dekha.... 5 row me Rohan betha tha aur side hokar uske liye jagah banai.....
Raju usko hi kehte huye uski bench ki taraf badha tab Divya boli Ayesha se - Rosy madam ki first lecture hai woh hamari 1st year ke batch ki incharge hain, kafi strict lady hain, Raju wahan Rohan ke paas beth gaya usko bula le apne paas.....
Divya ko bhi Raju aacha lagne laga tha. Raju ki personality ke saamne Rohan kahin nahi tikta tha, woh bhi Raju ke aas pass rahna chahti thi.....
Raju toh Riya ko hi dekh raha tha Rohan se baate karte huye..... Ayesha ko accha na laga jab Riya ne bhi ek baar palat ke smile di Raju ko toh sach me uska college aana safal ho gaya..... woh uski Hi kaha.... woh bhi smile dekar palat ke Ayesha ki taraf dekhi.... jaise keh rahi ho ab bol.
Ayesha se ruka na gaya woh apni seat se uthi aur Raju ki seat ke pass aayi aur boli - Tu yahan kyun betha ? madam boli hai na ki first bench pe hamesha bethna hain.....
Rohan - Arre yaar madam toh aise hi bol di hongi, Raju mard hai ladkon ke saath bethega aur dono haske ek ek haath se taali baje....
Raju - Madam bolengi toh aage beth jaaunga.... ok.
Ayesha kuch bolne waali thi tabhi Rosy madam ( Tapsee look alike) ki class room me entry huyi.... unhone ek print waali blue white saree pehni thi sach woh maal lagi rahi thi.....
Rosy mam.....
Raju unko dekhkar aahein bhara, Rohan dheere se bola control yaar madam hai.....
Sabhi students khade hokar good morning madam bole..... Ayesha bhi Raju ki seat ke pass se apni seat pe aa gayi..... Madam ne notice kiya.....
Rosy madam - Good morning all of you, Please sit down....
Sab students beth gaye.... Not you Rajvardhan....
Raju mann me bola - Lag gaye laude.....
Rosy madam - Main tumhe first bench pe bethne ki hidayat di thi.... itni Hindi bhi tum ko samajh nahi aati....
Raju - Sorry mam aur sar jhuka ke apna bag lekar aage jaane laga..... Ayesha khush hokar smile di, uske liye jagah bana di....
Rosy madam yeh dekh ke boli - Tum ish ladki ko jaante ho, tum doosri side ki row me betho.... what is your name ?.... madam ne Riya ki taraf ishara kiya....
Riya khadi hokar - Riya Kapoor mam....
Rosy mam - Riya gave him some space along with you.....
Riya aur 2 ladkiya raju ke liye jagah bana di, woh dil hi dil me Rosy madam ki chumiyan lena chahta tha par show aise kiya ki woh bahut bichara ho.....
Rosy - Sit with Riya and learn from her.... Riya tum college admission list ki topper ho na.....
Riya - Yes mam.
Rosy mam - Riya Rajvardhan ki help karna study me..... now both of you sit down....
Dono ek hi bench pe beth gaye.... madam attendance lene lagi aur Riya ne Ayesha ki taraf dekha woh bhi uski taraf dekh rahi thi.
Ek chehre pe jeet ki khushi aur doosre ke chehre pe haar saaf jhalak rahi thi.
Attendance ke baad lecture start huya - Adhikansh questions Raju se pooche, kuch sawal ke jawab usko nahi aate the..... 50 min ka lecture khatam ho gaya....
Ek baar phir Rosy madam ne Raju ko remind karaya ki tum ishi seat pe baithoge aur koyi puche toh mera naam lena maine bola hai....
Madam chali gayi..... sab students khusur pusur karne lage.... Raju ek baar Riya ki taraf dekha toh woh uski taraf haath bhada di - I am Riya....
Raju bhi smile dekar handshake kiya - I know your sweet name..... you are very pretty.
Riya - Madam ki itni daant khakar phir bhi mujhse flirt kar rahe ho shame on you.... aur muh ghuma li....
Raju samajh gaya aur Ayesha ki taraf dekh ke kandhe uchka diya mujhe nahi pata yeh kya bol rahi hai..... aur khada hokar rohan ki pass gaya aur bola - Yeh sunder ladkiyan itna nakhre kyun karti hain.....
Ek ladka bola - Khubsurati sar chad ke bolti hai inki....
Doosra bola - Itna ghamand theek nahi hai miss Riya....
Raju ush laude ki taraf dekh aur pucha - Kya bola tu kabutar....
Woh lauda bhi akad ke bol - Ladkiyon ke saath beth bacche, shayad doodh peene ko mil jaaye.... ha ha ha ha.....
Raju ka para chad gaya kai ladke bhi uske saath hasne lage..... woh ladka last seat pe betha tha..... Raju aage badha ke uski seat pe jhuk ke dono haathon se uska collar pakad ke khinch liya..... do ladke bhi uske side me bethe the woh bhi gir gaye aur Raju usko utha ke farsh me patak diya....
Yeh sab itni jaldi huya ki koyi yeh expect nahi kiya tha
Raju gusse se - Suar ki aulad, ladkiyon ki ijjat karna seekh warna itna marunga ki teri saat pushten ganji paida honegi....
Ush ladke ke 3 dost aur bhi the woh aage aane lage, Raju apni bahon chad ke ek pair ush gire huye ladke ki chatti pe rakh ke bola - Dosti nibhana hain toh aa jaao darte kyun ho ? Dikho himmat....
Raju lambha chauda tha aur baki teeno ki himmat nahi huyi..... woh ladka uske jute ko hatne ki koshish karne laga dono haath se apni seene se par usko bhi laga ki woh hila bhi nahi paa raha hai.....
Tabhi do haath Raju ke haath pakad liye woh ghum ke dekha toh Riya aur Ayesha uska ek ek haath pakad ke boli - Raju chhod do isko varna madam aur principal sir tumko college se nikal dengi....
Riya - Rajvardhan.... Ayesha theek keh rahi hai, inke muh mat logo....
Rohan bhi apni seat se aakar bola - Rajvardhan vaise bhi 50 se jaada seniors suspended hain..... aur tum log bhi ish apne sar phire dost ko samajho mamla bahut garam hai.... sabke sab suspend ho jaaoge college ke first day.....
Kuch ladke aur bhi aaye Raju ko alag kiye....
Woh ladka Raju ko dhamki diya - Beta bahut uchal raha hai..... maine teri saari akad na nikali toh Jaggi mera naam nahi....
Raju usko dekh kar hasa - Main marunga toh mar jaayega..... jaa pehle apni maa ka doodh peekar aa.....
Tabhi class me male professor aaye..... Sab students apni apni seat pe khade ho gaye.... good morning sir.....
Woh kisi pandit ki tarah ek choti kiye the, khadi ka kurta pyjama aur chappal pehne huye.
Yeh Mathe ke professor the - Good morning students..... and sit down..... Arre bhai kisne apni maa ka doodh nahi piya.....
Naam tha Prof. Vibhuti Tripathi..... age 52 yrs.....
Ek student ki awaaj aayi - Rajvardhan ne sir.....
Yeh Jaggi tha.... Raju gusse se usko piche dekhkar ghura Riya ne uska haath pakad liya....
Jaggi sakal aur body se average tha, ht 5'8" ft aur sawla colour dekhkar hi kayina kism ka lagta tha..... Noida ka rehne waala tha, kafi bigde bade gunde ladkon ke saath uska uthna bethna tha..... Riya ko woh pasand karta tha school se hi lekin Riya usko koyi bhav nahi deti thi..... Usko Raju ka Riya ki seat pe bethna bilkul accha nahi laga tha.....
Prof - Stand up.... aur uske paas jaakar phir se bolo kisne apni maa ka doodh nahi piya..... yeh sab karne aate ho college me.
Get out of my class.... woh tez kadak awaaj me bole.....
Woh Raju ko ghurte huye class se bahar chala gaya phir woh prof bole - Yeh Rajvardhan kyon hai ?
Raju khada ho gaya, prof bole - Tum toh pehle hi din auditorium se bahar khade the, tumhara chehre koyi professor nahi bhul sakta.... aaj bhi jaana hai class ke bahar....
Raju sar jhuka ke bola - No sir.... soft voice me....
Prof - Kyun doodh settle nahi karna.... yeh school nahi hai, college hai yahan bacche do type ke hote hai joh apni study aur careers pe focus karte hai..... doosro type ka jikar karne ki jarurat nahi hai tum sab samajh hi gaye hoge.... sit down..... Apne apne maths me 12th ke percentage mark batao aur haan rajvardhan ush ladke ko bhi bula lo, varna college ke first day saja dena theek nahi lagta....
Raju uth ke class ke bahar gaya aur Jaggi ko bulaya - sir bula rahe hain tere ko.
Prof - Meri class me ladai ki toh saal bhar class me bethne nahi dunga..... sab students yeh baat apne dimagh me chaap le.....
Pehle ladkiyon ka number aaya toh 2 ladkiya thi jinke 100 /

the..... Riya aur Ayesha, unke naam prof ne do baar liye jaise yaad kar rahen ho.
Phir ladko ka number aaya toh sirf Raju ke 100 marks the maths me aur Jaggy ke 75, woh quota se admission liya tha.
Prof - Ab sabit ho gaya ki kisne maa ka doodh piya hai aur kyon dabbe ka..... saari class hasne lagi Jaggi pe.... silence.....
Prof Raju ka intro liye aur yeh jaan ke khush huye ki woh JEE ka exam diya hi nahi, jabki saare students coaching lekar engineering ka exam diye the.
Prof - Rajvardhan tumhare 100 marks hain aur ab sabse jaada mujhe umeed tum se hai beta, khub mehnat karo poori jaan laga dena maths me 1 number bhi kam nahi hona chahiye.... aur yeh hi main saare students se expect karta hun..... 75 se 85 se 95 se 100 me badalne me sirf ek saal lagta hai, mehnat se kya kuch nahi ho sakta..... ladkiyan toh hamesha se mehnati hoti hai, sakshat devi ka roop, woh joh thaan leti hain woh karne me awash safal hoti hain. Bolo mata Rani ki jai. Sabhi students Mata Rani ki jai bole....
Prof - Aaj sirf ek hi maths ki puzzle puchunga.... aur ek problem broad pe likh diye....
Raju ne sabse phele haath uthaya....
Yeh prof Raju ko uske bade chachaji ki tarah lage usko, jaise woh vidhartiyon me josh bhar dete the vaise hi unhone sab ke dil me josh bahar diya....
Prof - Anybody..... are there no one else in this entire class room who can solve this question?
Raju haath uthaye charo taraf dekha even Riya aur Ayesha ao bhi haath nahi utha tha.... yeh sab ke liye nayi puzzle thi.....
Raju - Sir....
Prof - Rajvardhan tum haath neeche kar lo mujhe pata hai ki tumko iska solution pata hoga..... kisi aur ko solution aata hai.... sab ek doosre ki taraf dekh rahe the..... ok yeh tumhara homework hai aur rajvardhan tum kisi ko nahi batoge iska solution. Now give your attendance....
Attendance huyi aur Raju ko prof ne usko solution likhne ko bola woh unki desk 2 min tak apni note book me solution likhta raha.... phir apni note book dikhai toh prof chasma laga ke check kiye..... khush hokar aur Raju ki pith thap thapai..... excellent. Yeh ladka agge chalkar bada mathematician banega agar ish tarah mehnat karta rahe.....
Raju ne uske pair chuhe toh woh bhi uske sar pe haath pher ke bole chiranjeevi bhava..... Utha ke gale laga liya.... khoob mehnat karo.....
Aur uski note book lekar chale gaye.... kisi bhi student ne yeh expect nahi kiya tha ki Raju itna tej hoga..... dekhne me toh tall handsome hero aur body se ekdam perfect dikhta hai.
Ayesha Raju ke pass aayi - Mujhe bhi nahi batoge kya ?
Raju - Ghar jaakar bata dunga....
Riya - Tum ne kis books me yeh question dekha tha.
Raju - Books ka naam toh pata nahi, mere 12th ke maths waale teacher aksar mujhe aisi problem dete the toh main unko solve kar deta tha..... saare students raju ko gher liye the..... specially ladkiyan usme jaada interest le rahi thi ki teacher ka naam kya tha kya woh coaching me padhte the, tum sach me koyi coaching nahi ki hum nahi maan sakte???..... etc etc
Sirf Riya ko pehle se pata tha Raju kitna intelligent ladka hai jisne koyi extra class nahi ki ho na koyi coaching ki ho tab bhi itna hosiyar hai. Woh Raju pe bahut proud feel kar rahi thi ki usne sahi ladka chuna hai joh uska BF hai.....
Nargis ki baat yaad aa gayi thi Riya ko.... Raju ko koyi bhi ladki pasand karne lagegi agar tum usko ignore karogi..... usne fasla kar liya tha..... Raju ke saath hi rehne ka....
Raju sabke jawab de raha tha.....
Phir English ka period huya..... jisme Raju gol tha..... phir interval.....
Sab junior ko principal ne aake instructions di koyi bhi ragging kare immediately ish number pe call karna police immediately action legi.... 1st years ki canteen alag hogi aur koyi seniors ki canteen me nahi jaayega, first 3 months ke liye.
College ke baad sab apni class me rehnge aur prof ke saath ek line se college ke bahar nikal jaayenge.... understood. Chalo ab apni nayi canteen me.....
Sab apna bag lekar ek make shift canteen bana di gayi thi 3rd floor pe aur only fresher allowed......
Canteen ki ek table pe Raju, Ayesha, Divya, Rohan beth gaye.... Riya ko Raju ne bula liya woh uske bagal me beth gayi.....
Raju - Kyon kya kya lega....
Rohan - Sabse pehle din treat meri taraf se.
Raju bola - Nahi nahi tum kyon sabke paise doge.
Rohan - Do baaton ki khushi me, ek toh Riya humare group me pehli baar join ki hai aur doosra Rajvardhan Jaggi ka baap nikala maths me..... ha ha ha ha..... sab hasne lage....
Riya - Agar kisi ko problem ho toh main chali jaati hun.
Raju Riya ka haath pakad liya - Nahi main bhi ish group me nahi rahunga agar Riya nahi hogi.....
Divya - Yaar humare group me ab sirf 3 hi log reh gaye hain, Riya aur Raju naye members hain ek dimagh ki tej hai aur doosra All in one hai. Ayesha ko koyi problem nahi hai Riya tum se..... grow up yaar hum college me hain.....
Raju - Riya aur Ayesha tum dono ek doosre se haath milo..... hum teeno bhi yehi chahte hai ki tum dono hamare group ki head bano..... waise bhi yeh dono lovebirds hain aur maine aaj se flirting chhod di hai.
5 haath milaye aur Rohan aur Raju order lene chale gaye.....
Riya - I am sorry for my arrogant behaviour, mera koyi dost nahi hai..... na maine kabhi banya hai, haan friendly sabhi hai par main jaada ghas nahi dalti thi....
Divya - Mujhe lagta hai ki Raju tum ko pasand karta hai.....
Ayesha ne Divya ko bola - Raju mera best friend hai, hum dono ek bike pe jaate hain.
Riya - Raju ek dost ki tarah theek hai but I reserved my all options closed. Ayesha tum acchi ladki ho tumhari mom ke baare me sunkar dukh huya.....
Ayesha - Tum ko kaise pata maine toh kisi ko batya hi nahi.....
Riya ne turant apni galti sudhari - Raju ne abhi class me bataya tha..... woh uske haath pe apna haath rakh di.
Divya - Mujhe lag raha hai ki purani burf pighal rahi hai aur hum sab ki dosti naya rang layegi..... ha ha ha ha.....
Raju aur Rohan sabke liye samosa, petis aur colddrink lekar aa gaye.... Raju table pe sab saman rakh ke Jaggi ki table pe gaya jahan uske teen dost bhi bethe the....
Raju - Sorry mujhe aise behave nahi karna chahiye tha, main tum charon se maafi mangta hun.
Jaggi - Woh toh dikh hi raha hai..... Riya tujhe ghas bhi nahi daalegi tu apna chutiya katwa raha hai, aaj hi tujhe likh ke deta hun..... ladkiyon ka saath bahut khatarnak hota hai.... he he he he....
Doosra ladka - Chod yaar Jaggi maafi maang raha hai..... bechare ko maaf kar de..... haan bhai rajvardhan tum apne kaam se kaam rakho aur hamari line cross mat karo varna lene ke dene pad jaayega..... woh dheere se bola "Body Gang" ka naam sune ho ki nahi..... jara pata kar lene Jaggi ka bada bhai ush gang ka member hai.....
Body Gang ka naam sunkar Raju ka dimagh bhi satark ho gaya..... Rubina ke college bhi Neha ke muh se body gang ka naam suna aur yahan humare college me bhi..... woh apne doston ke pass aa kar beth gaya.....
Raju ke liye Riya aur Ayesha ne bich ki seat chhodi thi, Rohan aur Divya ek saath bethe the.....
Rohan aur Divya ko poora andaza tha ki Ayesha aur Riya Raju me interested hain.....
Raju - Rohan tu kitne bande ko sambhal sakta hai agar ladai ho jaaye....
Teeno ladkiya uski taraf hi dekh rahi thi
Rohan - Ek ya max 2....
Raju kuch soch kar bola - Hum dono ko marshal art seekhni hogi.....
Riya - Mujhe aati hai.....
Ab chaunke ki baari sab ki thi phir 3 hasne lage Raju ko chod ke.....
Teeno chup huye jab dekha ki Raju aur Riya serious hain, Rohan bola - Par achanak kya jarurat pad gayi aur kya Jaggi ne kuch bola.
Riya apne bag se ek tiffin nikali toh dono ladkiyan bhi apne bag se tiffin nikali.....
Raju - Uske jaise chuje ki liye main kafi hun.... Ayesha aur Divya tum dono bhi marshal art sikhogi..... Rohan toh khud hi Divya ko dekhkar aa jaayega..... tum petis aur samose kho hum dono tumhare tiffin khate hain..... he he he he.....
Raju ne Rohan teeno ke tiffin khole sab me sandwich the..... sab gappe marke colddrink ke saath samosa, sandwich aur petis khanne lage..... Raju apne gaon ke school ke kisse sunne laga..... teeno ladkiya raju ki baaton me kaafi interest le rahi thi aur Rohan bich bich me has bhi deta.
Phir interval ke baad 2 class physics aur environmental science ki huyi..... phir 2 baje chutti ho gayi college ki.....
Riya ne Ayesha ko apni car me lift di..... Ayesha ne kaafi mana kiya par woh nahi maani.....
Car me beth kar Riya ne Shimla me Raju se kaise mulakat huyi kaise woh dost bane aur ab usne Raju ko propose kiya aur woh ab uska bf kaise bana sab details me bata diya....
Ayesha ka dil hi tut gaya par Riya ne batya ki main tumhari stithi samajh rahi hun isliye maine tum ko sab pehle din hi clear bata diya....
Ayesha - Raju ne mujhe ek hint bhi nahi diya....
Riya - Main hi usko mana kiya tha aur tum bhi kisi ko nahi batogi, please yeh meri choti si request hai.....
Ayesha kuch soch ke - Theek hai main toh chup ho jaaungi mujhe sab pata chal gaya hai par kya aur ladkiyon ko rok logi Raju ko pasand karne se..... meri baat mano sab ko dheere dheere bata do ki tum dono BF GF ho.....
Riya - Main nahi chahti ki koyi Raju ka majak udhe gareebi ka..... next year bata dungi. Ayesha tum toh Raju ki best friend ho kya main tumse kuch maag sakti hun.
Ayesha - Yeh hi bolegi ki main tum dono ke bich me na aaun..... nahi aaungi par Raju se dosti nahi tod sakti yeh tumko abhi se baata deti hun.....
Riya haske - Thanks yaar, main bhi yeh nahi bol rahi hun ki tum Raju se friendship todo..... uske kaan tum jarur ethna..... waise bhi woh meri nahi sunta.
Ayesha - Tum kya Raju se shaadi karne ki soch rahi ho ?
Riya - Main abhi itni dur ka nahi socha....
Ayesha hasi - Toh theek hai agar tum ne Raju se relation toda toh tum yeh dar aage bhi lagna chahiye ki main usse shaadi kar sakti hun agar tumhara breakup huya.... ha ha ha ha..... woh jhuti hasi hasne lagi.... I am joking yaar.....
Riya alert ho gayi aur boli - Tum aaj se meri car me aana jaana karna college ka.
Ayesha - Arre nahi ek month baad main apni scooty se aaya jaaya karungi....
Riya - Toh tab tak pakka hai ki tum mere saath aayogi ok it's final.... dono gale mili.
Ayesha dikh nahi rahi thi par usko accha nahi lag raha tha..... apne ghar pahunchi aur apne room me jaakar khoob royi....
Rukhsar ne door knock kiya toh bol di mujhe bhook nahi hai college me kaha liya, uske jaane ke baad woh apne aansu saaf ki.....
Raju ki pics apne mobile pe dekh ke boli - Raju sirf mera hai aur mera hi rahega..... tu kitni bhi koshish kar le Riya ..... aur phir se uska photo mobile pe chum ne lagi.
to be continued.....