Humor Vacancies for 14th February

[Neelesh]

Kon kon 14th fab mana raha hain.

 

[iMUNISH]

 

[rusty blade]

"Vacancies for 14th February" title dekh kar iss threa dapr aaye to kuch umeed see bandhee thee... ke ham jesse singles ke liye koi to jugaad hoga... aur aage se ye sawaal...

Kon kon 14th fab mana raha hain.

arre bahi... ye kessa sawaal he... yaar sab mannayen ge... kam se kam armaan to aese he hein... ab aesa na ho ke "dil ke arman aansoun se beh gaye..."
Kahir jo bhee ho... Neelesh bhai aap ne bhee armaanon ka khub khoon kiyaa...
jeete rahiye... khush rahiye... apne kharche pe aur apnee GF ke saath... wish you a "wet steamy n rocking hard" valentine day n night...

 

[Rahul]

Kaun kaun mama raha hai

 

[HAKIM]

 

[HAKIM]

kon hote hain wo log jo mohabbat me giraftar ho ke phir chor kar bhul jate hain main jo tumhein bhulna chahta hun to itni hi shiddat se yaad aati ho ke mujhe apne andar tumhara kas nazar aane lagta hai , tumhari pasand ka libas aaj bhi ehmiyat ka hamil hai , aaj bhi mohabbat ke naam par mera zameer cheekh cheekh kar tumhara naam pukarta hai , har raat me tumhari hi yaad hai. aaj bhi duaa karta hun bhale hi tumhein nahi mangta lekin tumhari khushi zarur mangta hun.tumhari yaad aane par rote rote hans deta hun to kabhi hanste hanste roo deta hun.!!

 

[ProfessorPo]

Mama???
Ye incest wali vibe kyu aa rahi hai??
ProfessorPo ke karma ka toh asar nahin

Bhai ye sabke man ki baat hai karma to yun hi badnaam hai

 

[HAKIM]

Bhai ye sabke man ki baat hai karma to yun hi badnaam hai

karma chalu bhi bahut hai , aise hi nahi wo sab ko ek sath jor leta hai ,

 

[ProfessorPo]

karma chalu bhi bahut hai , aise hi nahi wo sab ko ek sath jor leta hai ,

Karma to bas ek dor hai bhai sab judne chale aat hain to mala ban jati hai।। Ab English mein mala ko kuch aur hi naam de diya hai।।

 

[Neelesh]

Ye 1 dinn ka nahin 1 week ka hota hai

Nasta nahi hamko janna hain dinner kon kon kiya hai