Humor Vacancies for 14th February

[Neelesh]

Hahahaha kaahe ladki vadki patao. 69 karo

 

[Neelesh]

"Vacancies for 14th February" title dekh kar iss threa dapr aaye to kuch umeed see bandhee thee... ke ham jesse singles ke liye koi to jugaad hoga... aur aage se ye sawaal...



arre bahi... ye kessa sawaal he... yaar sab mannayen ge... kam se kam armaan to aese he hein... ab aesa na ho ke "dil ke arman aansoun se beh gaye..."
Kahir jo bhee ho... Neelesh bhai aap ne bhee armaanon ka khub khoon kiyaa...
jeete rahiye... khush rahiye... apne kharche pe aur apnee GF ke saath... wish you a "wet steamy n rocking hard" valentine day n night...

Tum to umeed kho rahe ho chinta mat karo, 14 fab ko apna hath istemaal karlena.

 

[Neelesh]

kon hote hain wo log jo mohabbat me giraftar ho ke phir chor kar bhul jate hain main jo tumhein bhulna chahta hun to itni hi shiddat se yaad aati ho ke mujhe apne andar tumhara kas nazar aane lagta hai , tumhari pasand ka libas aaj bhi ehmiyat ka hamil hai , aaj bhi mohabbat ke naam par mera zameer cheekh cheekh kar tumhara naam pukarta hai , har raat me tumhari hi yaad hai. aaj bhi duaa karta hun bhale hi tumhein nahi mangta lekin tumhari khushi zarur mangta hun.tumhari yaad aane par rote rote hans deta hun to kabhi hanste hanste roo deta hun.!!

Oooohhh ashiqui... Par ro kahe dete ho. Khush raho yarr tumne mohobbat ki hain.

 

[Neelesh]

Kaun kaun mama raha hai

Ju mana rahe ho ka.

 

[Destiny]

Bhai ye sabke man ki baat hai karma to yun hi badnaam hai

Na na sara dosh karma ka hi hai kyuki kuch update bad karma ke karname siru hona wala hai jiska jhalak meel chukha hai

 

[Rahul]

Jhutte bol rahe hai vo AAM ki petiyo ki kami nahin hai unke pass yakin na ho toh GOVIND se puchh lo

 

[iMUNISH]

 

[Naina]

 

[Naina]

Bhai ye sabke man ki baat hai karma to yun hi badnaam hai

I blame behaya karma

 

[Naina]

Ye logo ju ne banaya hai ?