Whatsapp Adults Jokes

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बॉय: गर्ल्स ज्यादा गर्म क्यों होती है ?

गर्ल: क्योंकि बॉय के पास 2 ज़ीरो वॉट के बल्ब ओर एक40 वॉट की ट्यूब होती है

जबकि गर्ल्स के पास 500 वॉट के 2 बल्बऔर एक 3000 वॉट का ओवन होता है।

 

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एक अनपढ़ आदमी बैंक मे खाता खुलवाने गया !

लड़की – sex ,

आदमी – कर लेता हू !

लड़की – मेरा मतलब, आदमी या औरत ?

आदमी- जो भी मिल जाए पेल देता हू !

 

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Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga.

Ladki: santa ka private saman dekh kar boli “itna bada”

Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”

Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho

 

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Fill in the Blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

 

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A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon,

After Bursting,

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band.

 

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Quote Of William Sexfear

In Today’s Relationship.

You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts,

But…

But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.

Because They Are Sooo Private?

 

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Ek Husband Wife Ne sex Ka Code Bana Rakha Tha – Phone Karna Hai

Pati – Beta Mammy Se Kaho Papa Ko Urgent Phone Karna Hai

Patni – Papa Ko Bolo Abhi Phone Nahi Kar Sakte Network Kharab Hai

Theek Hone Me 4 Se 5 Din Lagenge

Pati – Beta Mammy Ko Bolo Agar Network Kharab Hai To Papa

Public Phone Se Call Kar Lenge

Patni – Beta Papa Ko Bolo Khabardar Agar Aisa Kiya To Mammy

Ghar Par Hi Call Centre Khol Lengi.

 

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Teacher Lecturing: Sex K Time Condom Use Krne Se Enjoyment Me Fark Nhi Padta.

A Girl Says: Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Choos,
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Tab Pata Chalega…

 

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Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.

Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”

Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai..

 

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Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again.