Whatsapp Adults Jokes

[XP 007]

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.

Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.

Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years,

As you are mathematicians you know very well that…

18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight.

 

[XP 007]

Girl : Are itna bada muh me kese lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se muh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapde geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na ye Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.

 

[XP 007]

Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi.

He goes to doctor with his wife.

Wife sharmate hue….
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Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena.

 

[XP 007]

Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,

Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,

Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,

Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange.

 

[XP 007]

टीचर : तुने आज भी होमवर्क नहीं किया?
अब तू ही बोल तुझे क्या पनिशमेंट दूँ…

छात्र : सर,
वो लास्ट बेंच पर जो लडकी बैठी है ना उसने भी होमवर्क नहीं किया है.
हम दोनो को नंगा कर के बाथरूम में बंद कर दो

 

[XP 007]

Gf- जानू मैं ड्रेस सिल्वा रही हु..

Bf- वाह बहुत अच्छा है..

Gf- गला कैसा रखना है ?

Bf- हाथ चला जाये ऐसा रखवाना

 

[XP 007]

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.

 

[XP 007]

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

 

[XP 007]

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size.

Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.

Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

 

[XP 007]

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…

Meet my little brother.

Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.