Whatsapp Adults Jokes

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Cricketer spouse requested separated in court,

Judge ask the reason

She answered

WO shot pe shot marta h,

Par ball ko hath hi nahi lagata.

 

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Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,

Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”

Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola

“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“

 

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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai?

4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara

 

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Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team

Antakshari

Khel rahi thi

Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi

Dikhayenge,

Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum Haar Gye,

Chalo Ab Dikhao

 

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एक लड़की अपनी सहेली को बता रही थी…

कल रात मेरे ब्वॉयफ्रेंड ने अंधेरे में डालने की कोशिश की…

मैंने मना भी किया कि रहने दे अंधेरा है, लाइट जला ले…

पर वो नहीं माना और आखिर जोर लगा के तुड़वा ही बैठा…

क्योंकि सुराख़ गलत था…

अंधेरे में मोबाइल में चार्जर कापिन लगाना बड़ा ही मुश्किल काम है…!!!

 

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Never kiss a police lady,

She will say stop-hands up,

Never kiss an attendant she will say next if it’s not too much trouble

Kiss an instructor she will say rehash it 5 times

 

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Boy: do you know u would look more hot with one kg less,

Girl alright janu, I will free it at the earliest opportunity.

Boy: as I would see it all your garments weight precisely one kg.

 

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Girl: what do you like in me?

Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.

Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?

Boy: yes, I like your eyes.

 

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A hot and appealing female worker meets her Boss and says….

sir will you expel something from my bosom?

Boss: what?

Young lady: your eyes

 

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping

She Removes Her Top, More Claps

Evacuates Her Skirt, Louder Claps

Evacuates Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????

Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand