Update 19
Sam w ashroom jaa ke fresh hota hai aur aur kapde change kar ke bahir aata hai , aur baal wagher bana k neeche ata hai neeche jo khada tha usey dekh k sameer jaha tha wahi
ruk jata hai .. tabhi sam ki mom kehti hai
Mom :- aao beta dekho v ikaas aya hai tumse milne .. aur tum abhi tak so rahe ho
Sam :- haan mom itna bada hasti jo ghar me aya hai aur me hu k so raha hu
Sam ki mom kuch kehti usse pehle hi vikaas aa ke sameer k gale lag jata hai aur thodi dair mein alag ho jata hai , v ikaas kehta hai
Vikaas :- kaise ho sameer the great tum to aise chale gaye jaise tumhe kisi ne ghar se nikal diya ho
Sam :- padhai k liy e gaya tha v ikaas miah teri tarah awara gardi nahi karta hu
Vikaas :- for y our kind information bata du k y e awara pakistan army mein captain hai
Sam :- ky a zamana aa gaya hai pak army mein hijron ko bhi captain banana lag gaye hai mard mar gaye the kya
Vikaas :- sameer tu na apni aukaat se bahir jaa raha hai
Sam kuch kehta usse pehle hi sam ki mom kehti hai
Mom :- sameer ye kis tarah baat kar rahe ho tum vikaas k sath aise koi baat karta hai .. tumhara kuch nahi lagta to mere bhai ka beta hai ye
Sam :- mom pehli baat aap na apne bhai k bête ko mujhse door rakho warna is so call captain k sath mein kuch ghalat na kar doon
Sam bahir jane laga to , ahmer ne kaha
Ahmer :- kaha jaa rahe ho sam nashta to kar k jao
Sam :- nahi bhai mera nashta ho gay a aap log vikaas ko khilao aur haan ghar mein hi rehna bahar mat jana ..
Sam y e keh k ghar se bah rata hai gaadi le k dhaabe ki taraf nikalta hai
Vikaas Khan age 26 , smart aur handsome hai personality se magar sameer jitna nahi , aik number ka kameena , sameer k sath is ki banti hi nahi hai 36 ka aakda hai dono me ,
sameer k sotele mamu ka beta hai magar sam aur iski kabhi bani hi nahi hai , vikaas jaha ladki dekhta hai bs flirt karna shuru kar deta hai , isliye sam jab Pakistan me tha to kabhi
usey apne ghar mein ane nahi deta tha kyu k who jab bhi ghar me ata tha kha jane wali nazron se mahrosh ko dekhta tha ..
Sam aur v ikas k beech na banne ki aik aur wajah ye hai k vikaas bachpan se hi naziya k peeche hai aur naziya sameer ko pasand karti hai isliye vikaas sameer se nafrat karta hai ,
v ikaas sameer ka mukabla karne k liye har waqt tayar rehta hai magar aaj tak kabhi sam se jeet nahi paya , apne baap ka eklauta beta hai isliye usey khulli chhooot hai ghar mein ,
uske har khuaahish pure kiye jate hai chahe sahi ho ya ghalat ..
Sam gadi le ke sidha dhaabe pe pohonchta hai aur chacha ko nashta lane ka bolta hai , sam ka mood kharab tha chacha samjh gya tha isliye usne kuch nahi poocha aur sameer k
liy e nashta le ke aya aur sam nashta karne laga chup chap ..
Nashta karne k baad sam payment kar ke bahir ata hai aur gaadi me beth k sigeret peene laga 4 5 sigeret khatam karne k baad jab thoda uska ghussa thanda hua to bank ki taraf chala gy a currency change karne ke liye .. aur kuch ty m bank me lagaya aur jab bahir aya to uske cell phone me tex t aya tha uske bhai ka “ who chala gaya hai tum aa jao “ ..
Sam y e tex t parh k wapis ghar ki taraf jaata hai aur thodi dair me ghar pohonch jata hai gadi andar park kar k sidha lounge me jata hai waha uske mom k ilawa sab bethe hue the
aur tv dekh rahe the sam bhi jaa ke beth jata hai unke sath aur tv dekhne lag jata hai ..
Tv pe news flash ho rahaa tha k raat ko kisi ne 9 ladkon ko badi bedardi k sath mara hai aur sunne me aya hai unme se 5 ladke **** university k hai , in ladkon me aik tehsildar kar
beta bhi hai , aur police ko hokum diya gaya hai k inke peeche job hi hai usko jald az jald dhoondh liya jaye .. sath sath un ladko k pics bhi flash ho rahe the .. jinko dekhne k baad
mahrosh sameer ki taraf dekhti hai .. sam bhi uski taraf dekhta hai aur nazrein ghuma leta hai .. mahrosh samajh jati hai k ye sab sam ne hi kiya hai ..
Tabhi sam ka cell phone bajta hai , sam dekhta hai k call DCP hamid ki hai , sam uth kar bahir ata hai aur call receive karta hai
DCP :- mujhe pata tha k tum sukoon se nahi beth paoge kuch na kuch to karoge magar itna kuch karoge mein ne socha nahi tha
Sam :- ab mein ne ky a kiya hai DCP sir ??
DCP :- ab bhole banne ki koshish mat karo mujhe pata hai kal raat ko tehsildar ke bête aur uske sathiyon ko tumne coma mein pohonchaya hai , aur uske baad bhi tum ne 2 ladkon ko buri tarah se mara hai jo ab coma me hai , tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe pata nahi chale ga kya
Sam :- haan mara hai na mein ne unko mere behn k sath badtameezi kiya tha unhon ne to kya chup rehta mein .. ?? ab ??
DCP :- ab ky at um to maze karoge jawab mujhey dena padhega na seniors ko
Sam :- to do na kis ne roka hai , bol dena sameer sam ne kiya hai ye sab , who konsa manenge aur agar maan bhi gaye to koi mera kuch nahi ukhaarh payega
DCP :- haan bhai y e to mujhe pata hai tumhara koi kuch ukhaarh nahi payega , baap buiseness men hai to bête k contacts usse bhi kam nahi hai , baap ne manah kar diya to tum
khud kuch na kuch kar k bach jaoge .. chalo bye thoda control karo kuch ghalat na ho jaye tere hathon
Sam :- okay jee bye
DCP :- ay ruk ruk ruk baat sun
Sam :- haan ab ky a hai salute maru kya ??
DCP :- dil to kar raha hai magar mujhe pata hai tum karoge nahi .. DCO sir kal tumhara pooch rahe the mein ne bata diy a k tum aye ho who tumse milna chahte the .. mil lena unse
Sam :- acha sir g mil lunga aur kuch ??
DCP :- Shukar kar BS k secuirty guard ne teri shakal nahi dekhi warna tu ghar me nahi jail mein hota ..
Sam :- kis mayi k laal me itni himmat hai k mujhe jail me dale , aap ke hote hue
DCP :- mere hote hue y a tere pehchan k ministers k hote hue , chal jo bhi ho baat me baat karenge apna khayal rakhna aur ghusse pe control karna
Sam :- ok sir g aur kuch
DCP :- nahi abhi k liy e itna hi baqi baad mein
Sam :- ok by e tc
Aur sam phone kaat deta hai aur w apis andar jane k liye peeche murhta hai to paata hai k mahrosh uske peeche khadi ho ke uskebaatein sun rahi thi , sam ne kaha
Sam :- w hat are y ou doing here ?? aise kisi k batein koi suntan hai sharam karo yar non sense kahi ki
Hua y e tha k dhaabe pe shera se baat karne ke baad sam ne usey msg kiya tha k baki bache 2 ladkon k pics , address waghera sent karo .. shera ne sent kar diya tha , sam ne
socha agar start kiy a hi hai to kyu na aaj hi khatam kar diya jaye kaam aur raat ko sab k sone k baad chala gaya tha un ladkon ki taraf ..
Aur sam andar chala jata hai aur apne bhai aur baqi sab k sath beth jata hai thodi dair mein mahrosh bhi aa jati hai .. sam tehmina se kehta hai
Sam :- tehmina agar tum kaho to mein tumhe ghar chorh deta hu ya ghar mein baat karna ho to phone deta hu baat kar lo ..
Tehmina :- nahi aap aik kaam karo mujhe mere ghar hi chorh do
Saima :- tehmina aik kaam kyu nahi karti tum kal hum sab picnic pe jaa rahe hai kyu na tum bhi humare sath chalo
Ye sun k sameer hairan ho gaya k picnic ka plane kab bana aur bana hai to usey kisi ne kyu nahi bataya , mahrosh aur naziya ko ghussa aa raha tha k saima usse kyu invite kar rahi hai ..
Tehmina :- aa to jaungi magar mere ghar wale aane nahi denge
Saima :- jaise kal raat ko humare sath rahi ho waise hi kal bhi aa jana .. ghar mein bolna k apne frnd k sath jaa rahi hu
Tehmina :- nahii y ar ghar wale permission nahi denge
Ahmer :- w aise tumhara gha kaha hai ??
Tehmina :- jee bhai ***** colony mein hai ..
Ahmer :- hmm acha waha mera aik dost rehta hai Naveed usko jante ho
Tehmina :- w ho mera bada bhai hai
Ahmer :- mujhe laga hi tha ky u k tumhari shakal usse kafi milti hai isliye mein ne poocha .. tum permission ki tension mat lo me le lunga tumhare ghar se aur naveed ko bhi keh dunga .. w aise bhi tum bore hote honge ghar mein akele naveed to army training ki wajah se ghar ata hi nahi hai
TEhmna :- haan bhai so to hai.. chalo sameer ab chalte hai
Sameer uth k bahir jane hi laga tha k uski mom aa jati hai aur kehti hai
Mom :-beta kaha jaa rahe ho abhi dopeher k khane ka tym ho gaya hai khana kha k chale jana
Sam :- bahir kha lunga
Keh k sameer bahir aa jata hai gadi start karta hai tehmina beth jati hai aur sameer uske ghar ki taraf jane lagta hai , dono chup chap bethe hue , tabhi tehmina ne kaha
Tehmina :- aik baat poochu ??
Sam :- haan pooch
Tehmina :- tum itne bure bhi nahi ho jitna dikhane ki koshish karte ho aur aik baat mujhe boht ajeeb lagi tum apne mom dad aur sister se sahi se baat bilkul nahi karte aisa kyu ??
Sam :- tum na apne matlb se matlb rakho baal ki khal mat dhoondo samjhe ..
Tehmina chup ho jati hai kuch bolne ke liye bacha hi nahi tha .. thodi dair mein tehmina ka ghar aa jata hai aur sam usey bahir chorh k gadi ghuma k road k side me khadi karta hai
sigeret peene lagta hai .. phir usey yaad ata hai k DCO se milne jana tha usey .. who cell phone nikalta hai aur DCP k msg karta hai k DCO ka number do .. thodi dair mein DCO ka
number ata hai sam uspe call karta hai
Sam :- hello sameer here , kya ap DCO malik baat kar rahe hai
DCO :- haan sameer bête me hi baat kar raha hu kaise ho
Sam :- jee theek hu uncle aap sunaye aap kaise hai
DCO :- mein bhi theek hu beta milne nahi ay e mujhse ??
Sam :- isi liy e hi phone kiya tha uncle kaha ho aap office mein ya ghar pe
DCO :- mein ghar me hu beta ghar aa jao me address sent karta hu tumhe
Thodi dair mein address aa jata hai aur sam us address ki taraf jata hai kuch hi ty m mein sam us address per pohonch jata hai sam is ghar mein pehle bhi aya tha .. gate pe secuirety kafi tight thi ky u k ghar bhi to DCO ka tha , secuirety se baat karne k baad gadi le k andar jata hai aur gadi khadi kar ke bahir hi nikla tha k DCO khud bahir ata hai
usse milne .. aura a ke sam k gale milta hai aur kehta hai
DCO :- kitne bade ho gay e sameer bête tum .. kaise ho tum aur ghar me sab kaise hai tumhare dad
Sam :- mein theek hu uncle aur ghar mein bhi sab theek hai ap sunaye aap kaise hai ..
DCO :- bs theek hu beta tumhe boht miss karta tha ao andar ao tumhe to pata hai ghar mein mere aur tumhare aunty k ilawa koi nahi hota hai
Dono andar jate hai aur sam DCO sir k w ife ko salam karta hai , aur phir DCO aur sameer dono bahir lawn me aa ke beth jate hai
DCO Shahbaz Malik age 60 above , inka koi bacha nahi hai isliye sameer ko hi apna beta mante hai sameer k dad ka purana dost , sameer ko chess khelna inhon ne hi sikhaya
tha , pehle DCO the ab retire ho gay e hai aur pas k hi aik school mein teaching karte hai ty mpas k liye, apne wife k sath rehte hai dono sameer se boht py ar karte hai ..
DCO :- to ho jay e aik match chess ka
Sam :- haarne ka itna hi shauq hai to ho hi jay e
DCO :- ohho meri billi aur mujhe hi miyaw
Sam :- chess master hu mein, agar aap jeet gaye to jo bologe karunga
DCO :- bache chess mein tumhara baap bhi mujhse nahi jeet paya tum to bête ho uske
Sam :- ab aap ke qismat mein bête se hi haarna likha hai to isme mein kya kar sakta hu
DCO :- y e mat bhoolo k mein ne hi sikhaya tha chess tumhe
Sam :- magar ab mein aap ko sikhaunga k apne ustaad ko kaise harate hai
DCO :- theek hai ho jay e phir aik match .. begam zara mera chess board le k aao
DCO ki w ife thodi dair mein chess board le k ati hai aur table pe rakh k kehti hai
D. w ife :- bacha abhi aya hai aur tum chess khel rahe ho iske sath issey pucho to sahi k kya kar raha hai aaj kal aur waha kya karta hai
DCO :- to begam aao chair y aha hai betho aur tum hi poocho mein bhi sununga sath mein
D.Wife :- haan aur khana kon banayega phir .. aap dono khelo mein khana banati hu aap logo k liye
Malik sahb ki wife khana banana andar jati hai aur idhar dono ka game start hota hai , malik sahb poochta hai
DCO :- to barkhurdaar batao apne bare mein kuch kya karte ho , kya karne ka irada hai ?? tumhare dad to kabhi milte nahi hai mujhse
Sam :- kar di na ghalti apne ..
DCO :- matlb ??
Sam :- nahi mein move ki baat kar raha hu k ghalat move kiya aapne .. chalo batata hu apne bare mein me apko
Aur sameer usey apne bare mein batane laga aur sath hi game chal raha tha , tabhi sam ne kaha
Sam :- check mate
DCO :- w hat ? y e kaise hua , mujhe yaqeen nahi ho raha tum ne mujhe hara diya hai
Sam :- y upp mein ne kaha than a mein jeet jaunga
DCO :- ab batao tum jeete kaise ?? mujhe pata hai bagher kisi trick k tum mujhse jeet nahi sakte
Sam :- arey jeete kaise ka kya matlb hai khel k jeeeta hu bhai
DCO :- mujhe pata hai tumne kuch na kuch kiya hai warna tum mujhse nahi jeet paate
Sam :- acha batata hu aap ko y e trick magar aap kisi ko batana nahi theek hai , mein ne na …………………………………….. kiya , samjhe ??
DCO :- samajh gaya samajh gaya , kafi acha trick hai tumhe kisne sikhaya hai ??
Sam :- mujhe kon sikhayega mein ne khud banaya hai BS hu koi aam insane thodi na hu
Aise hi dono baatein karte rahe aur thodi dair mein khane ka ty m ho gaya phir dono uth k khana khane chale gaye , sab ne sath mil kar lunch kiya aur thodi dair baatein karne k
baad sam ghar ne ijazat le kar bahir ay a , aur bahir ate hi sigeret jalaya jiski usey boht der se talab lagi hui thi aur gadi le ke ghar ki taraf nikal gay a ..
Sam gadi khadi kar ke andar gaya to dekha k uske dad aye hue hai aur saima log jaa chuke hai , sab lunch kar rahe hai , sam ko dekh kar uske dad ne kaha
Dad :- aao beta khana khao
Sam :- nahi dad mein ne kha liy a
Dad :- beta aisa na kiy a karo mein ne suna hai tumne nashta bhi ghar mein nahi kiya aura b lunch bhi bahir kar k aa rahe ho ,ghar hai yaha to bahir karne ki kya zaroorat hai
Sam :- dad mein ne nashta bahir kiya iski wajah shayad aap ko pata chala hi hoga to uske bare me mujhse na hi pooche to behtar hai baki rahi baat lunch ki to mein malik uncle ki taraf gay a tha unhone bulay a tha unke sath khaa k aa raha hu
Dad :- haan mujhe pata chala hai subah v ikaas aya tha us wajah se tum ne nashta nahi kiya .. magar beta tum bhi to socho aik to w ho tumhara cuzn hai tumhare maamu ka beta
hai aur tum dono ho k bachon ki tarah ladhte rehte ho bhai hai w ho tumhara aur phir ab w ho
Apne dad k baat ko beech mein hi kaatte hue sam ne kaha
Sam :- dad mera bhai nahi hai w ho kameena aur haan jab tak mein yaha hu aap log plz usko na bulayega .. mom aapko pehle se hi pata hai k mera usse nahi banta phir kyu
bulay a aapne usey aap ka bhanja agar aap ko itna hi pasand hai to khud mil lijiyega usse mujhse milwane ki zaroorat nahi hai aur agar dubara who is ghar mein mujhe dikha to
mein y aha nahi rahunga kisi hotel mein jaa ke rahunga shadi tak
Aur y e keh kar sam sidha apne room ki taraf chala gaya , neeche sab aik dusre k shakal dekh rahe the tabhi sam k dad ne kaha
Dad :- abhi usey na hi batay e to acha hai , agar usey bata diya to qayamat aa jayega , isliye koi usey nahi batayega