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Aur sam ka bada bhai ahmer andar aata hai
Ahmer :- y aar mera laptop kam ( aur jab dono ko dekhta hai to kehta hai ) y e ya ho raha hai yaha
Ahmer boht hi cool nature ka tha w ho baat ko janne ke baad react karta tha aik dam react nahi karta tha y e aik achi khubi hi usmein
Sameer :- bhai jaisa aap soch rahe hai waisa kuch nahi hai
Ahmer :- to batao na bhai mein kuch bhi ghalat nahi soch raha hut um se pooch raha hu k kya ho raha tha y e
Phir sameer usey shuru se lekar akhir tak sab kuch batata hai jisey sunne ke baad usey hassi aa jati hai , ahmer kehta hai
Ahmer :- acha y ar tum mera laptop zara check karo isme kuch problem hai
Aur ahmer bahir chala jata hai , tabhi mahrosh kehti hai
Mahrosh :- thanks bhai , ahmer bhai ko samjhane k liye .. can I touch again ???
Sam :- tumhe nahi lagta tum kuch ziada hi free ho rahi ho ab tumhe jana chahiye apne room mein
Mahrosh mu charha k jane lagti hai gate pe pohonchi thi k sameer dubara awaz deta hai , sam kehta hai
Sam :- photo nai lena frame bana k room mein lagane k liye ??
Mahrosh :- haan who to mein bhool hi gait hi aik min mein leti hu laptop dein zara
Sam :- lets take a selfie .. aik frame bana mujhe bhi de dena
Mahrosh :- haan it’s a good idea ..
Aur mahrosh apne cell phone pe selfie lene lagta hai sam bhi uske kehne pe expression de raha tha , tabhi sam laptop mein skype call ata hai , sam jaa ke laptop utha e dekhta hai , mahrosh ko boht bura lagta hai , thodi dair pehle uske sath kitne ache se baa tar raha tha aur abhi aise ignore kar raha hai ..
Sam dekhta hai k call London se aa raha hai sam samajh jata hai k y e call sneha ne ki hai ye dekh ke sam facepe smile aa jati hai .. aur sam call receive karte hi kehta hai
Sam :- lagta hai mera jaanu mujhe miss kar rahi hai ?? sahi keh raha hu na gudiya >??
Ye sun k mahrosh ko boht ghussa ata hai bura bhi lagta hai , w ho soch rahi thi k sam apne ksi girlfriend k sath baat kar raha hai aur usey ignore kar raha hai , who darwaza zor se
band kar ke bahar chali jati hai ,sam ko bhi ajeeb lagta hai uska ye behavior .. sam thodi dair sneha se baat karta hai aur phir movie dekhte dehte hi so jata hai ..
Subah usey uthane ahmer ata hai aur usey utha breakfast pe jaldi ane ka keh kar chala jata hai .. sam uth k bath leta hai aur shirt pent aur jacket pehn k neeche ata hai .. tablepe
sab uska hi w ait kar rahe the .. sam jaa ke unke sath bethta hai aur breakfast start karte hai sab ,tabhi sam k dad kehte hai
DaD :- sameer beta aaj ka koi plane to nahi hai na ?
Sam :- dad mera to plane nahi hai par saima log keh rahe the aaj kahi jane ka ..
Tabhi ahmer kehta hai
Ahmer :- nahi w ho plane postporned kar diya hai 2 3 din baad hi jay enge
Sam :- tab to koi plane nahi hai ..
Dad :- phir theek hai sham ko ready hona koi acha sa suit pehn na 3 piece, tum aur ahmer .. aik party pe jana hai city k bade bade log aa rahe hai buiseness man aur industrialists
w aghera ..
Sam :- theek hai dad
Phir sab chup chap breakfast karne lagte hai , mahrosh bar bar sameer ko dekh rahi thi jab bhi sameer aur uski ankhein milti thi to w ho Sharma ke neeche dekhti thi , sameer
uncomfortable feel kar raha tha isliy e who jaldi se breakfast kar ke bahar jane lagta hai to uska dad kehta hai
Dad :- kaha ja rahe ho beta , abhi to keh rahe the k koi plane nahi hai
Sam :- abhi ban gay a na dad
Dad :- to kaha ja rahe ho??
Sam :- kahi nahi bs sulaiman ko bulaunga aur thoda ghoom phir k dopeher tak aa jaunga ya dopeher ka khana bhi bahir ar ke aa jaunga
Dad :- lunch k liy e tumhra wait karenge ana bahir lunch mat karna
Sam :- ok dad koshish karunga
Aur sam bahir nikal k gadi mein beth k sulaiman ko call karta hai aur dhaabe pe bulata hai , aur aik sigeret jala k gadi start karta hai aur dhaabe ki taraf nikalta hai thoda ty m lagta hai usey dhaabe pe pohonchne mein traffic ki wajah se .. dhaabe pe dekhta hai to aik alag hi mahol tha waha ..
Kuch ghundey dhaabe e saman bahir phenk rahe the aur dhaabe mein kam karne walo ko bhi mar rahe the , sam gadi khadikar ke jaldi se waha pohonchta hai unme se aik ghunda
chacha ko thapadh marta hai to chacha niche gir jata hai
Sam jaldi se chacha ko uthaata hai aur ghusse se poochta hai
Sameer :- ky a chal raha hai yaha aur chacha ko kyu mar raha hai tu
Ghunda :- ay y hero chal kalti maar apan k kaam k beech mein nai bolne ka warna tera ye herogiri tere pichwade mein ghusa dunga
Sameer :- hero bol hi diy a hai to hero k hath se mar bhi khaa le phir a
Ghunda :- tu mujhe marega hahaha tu akela kya ukhaarh payega mera dekh mere paas kitne log hai aur tu akela
Sameer :- tere jaison k liy e mein akela hi kafi hu .. maar khane se pehle aik baar bata to dein k lafda kya hai mujhe bhi to pata chale k mein tumhe kyu mar raha hu
Ghunda :- y e budha jis ko tu chacha keh raha hai apan k boss se paise liya tha aur ab lauta nahi raha to paisa w asool rahe hai hum isse
Sameer :- chacha bat kya hai aap hi bataye
Chacha :- mein kya batao beta , ismail khan se mein ne karza liya tha , ab who achankak aa ke mang raha hai, mein ne kaha mujhe kuch waqt do me de dunga magar who ab
dhaaba khali karw a raha hai inse
Aur chacha rone lag jata hai , Ismail khan ka nam sun ke hi sam aik kameena wala smile karta hai , who samajh gaya tha k baat kya hai , sam chacha se poochta hai
Sam :- w aise paise kitne liye the chacha aapne
Chacha :- beta mein ne **** lac rupees liye the usse
Sam :- sun be ( ghundey ko ) haan tu jaa k apne boss ko bol paise dene k liye tayar hai chacha , aa ke le jaye ya bataye kaha laana hai ..
Ghunda :- mujhe de do mein le jaa k de dunga
Sam :- chamchon pe bharosa nai karta , jaa k apne boss ko bol aa ke le jaye apne paise
Who ghunda peeche murh k jane hi laga tha k sam usko dubara awaz deta hai
Sam :- oy e maamu kaha jaa raha hai , hisab to chukta hua hi nahi , paise k badle paise de raha hu , tune y aha kam karne walo ko mara aur ye saman baher phenk diya aur chacha
pe bhi hath utha liy a uska kya
Who ghunda aur uske sathi y e sun k hansne lagte hai , aur who ghunda sameer se kehta hai
Ghunda :- to ky a tu mujhe marega
Sam :- nahi dhounga
Aur sam ka bada bhai ahmer andar aata hai
Ahmer :- y aar mera laptop kam ( aur jab dono ko dekhta hai to kehta hai ) y e ya ho raha hai yaha
Ahmer boht hi cool nature ka tha w ho baat ko janne ke baad react karta tha aik dam react nahi karta tha y e aik achi khubi hi usmein
Sameer :- bhai jaisa aap soch rahe hai waisa kuch nahi hai
Ahmer :- to batao na bhai mein kuch bhi ghalat nahi soch raha hut um se pooch raha hu k kya ho raha tha y e
Phir sameer usey shuru se lekar akhir tak sab kuch batata hai jisey sunne ke baad usey hassi aa jati hai , ahmer kehta hai
Ahmer :- acha y ar tum mera laptop zara check karo isme kuch problem hai
Aur ahmer bahir chala jata hai , tabhi mahrosh kehti hai
Mahrosh :- thanks bhai , ahmer bhai ko samjhane k liye .. can I touch again ???
Sam :- tumhe nahi lagta tum kuch ziada hi free ho rahi ho ab tumhe jana chahiye apne room mein
Mahrosh mu charha k jane lagti hai gate pe pohonchi thi k sameer dubara awaz deta hai , sam kehta hai
Sam :- photo nai lena frame bana k room mein lagane k liye ??
Mahrosh :- haan who to mein bhool hi gait hi aik min mein leti hu laptop dein zara
Sam :- lets take a selfie .. aik frame bana mujhe bhi de dena
Mahrosh :- haan it’s a good idea ..
Aur mahrosh apne cell phone pe selfie lene lagta hai sam bhi uske kehne pe expression de raha tha , tabhi sam laptop mein skype call ata hai , sam jaa ke laptop utha e dekhta hai , mahrosh ko boht bura lagta hai , thodi dair pehle uske sath kitne ache se baa tar raha tha aur abhi aise ignore kar raha hai ..
Sam dekhta hai k call London se aa raha hai sam samajh jata hai k y e call sneha ne ki hai ye dekh ke sam facepe smile aa jati hai .. aur sam call receive karte hi kehta hai
Sam :- lagta hai mera jaanu mujhe miss kar rahi hai ?? sahi keh raha hu na gudiya >??
Ye sun k mahrosh ko boht ghussa ata hai bura bhi lagta hai , w ho soch rahi thi k sam apne ksi girlfriend k sath baat kar raha hai aur usey ignore kar raha hai , who darwaza zor se
band kar ke bahar chali jati hai ,sam ko bhi ajeeb lagta hai uska ye behavior .. sam thodi dair sneha se baat karta hai aur phir movie dekhte dehte hi so jata hai ..
Subah usey uthane ahmer ata hai aur usey utha breakfast pe jaldi ane ka keh kar chala jata hai .. sam uth k bath leta hai aur shirt pent aur jacket pehn k neeche ata hai .. tablepe
sab uska hi w ait kar rahe the .. sam jaa ke unke sath bethta hai aur breakfast start karte hai sab ,tabhi sam k dad kehte hai
DaD :- sameer beta aaj ka koi plane to nahi hai na ?
Sam :- dad mera to plane nahi hai par saima log keh rahe the aaj kahi jane ka ..
Tabhi ahmer kehta hai
Ahmer :- nahi w ho plane postporned kar diya hai 2 3 din baad hi jay enge
Sam :- tab to koi plane nahi hai ..
Dad :- phir theek hai sham ko ready hona koi acha sa suit pehn na 3 piece, tum aur ahmer .. aik party pe jana hai city k bade bade log aa rahe hai buiseness man aur industrialists
w aghera ..
Sam :- theek hai dad
Phir sab chup chap breakfast karne lagte hai , mahrosh bar bar sameer ko dekh rahi thi jab bhi sameer aur uski ankhein milti thi to w ho Sharma ke neeche dekhti thi , sameer
uncomfortable feel kar raha tha isliy e who jaldi se breakfast kar ke bahar jane lagta hai to uska dad kehta hai
Dad :- kaha ja rahe ho beta , abhi to keh rahe the k koi plane nahi hai
Sam :- abhi ban gay a na dad
Dad :- to kaha ja rahe ho??
Sam :- kahi nahi bs sulaiman ko bulaunga aur thoda ghoom phir k dopeher tak aa jaunga ya dopeher ka khana bhi bahir ar ke aa jaunga
Dad :- lunch k liy e tumhra wait karenge ana bahir lunch mat karna
Sam :- ok dad koshish karunga
Aur sam bahir nikal k gadi mein beth k sulaiman ko call karta hai aur dhaabe pe bulata hai , aur aik sigeret jala k gadi start karta hai aur dhaabe ki taraf nikalta hai thoda ty m lagta hai usey dhaabe pe pohonchne mein traffic ki wajah se .. dhaabe pe dekhta hai to aik alag hi mahol tha waha ..
Kuch ghundey dhaabe e saman bahir phenk rahe the aur dhaabe mein kam karne walo ko bhi mar rahe the , sam gadi khadikar ke jaldi se waha pohonchta hai unme se aik ghunda
chacha ko thapadh marta hai to chacha niche gir jata hai
Sam jaldi se chacha ko uthaata hai aur ghusse se poochta hai
Sameer :- ky a chal raha hai yaha aur chacha ko kyu mar raha hai tu
Ghunda :- ay y hero chal kalti maar apan k kaam k beech mein nai bolne ka warna tera ye herogiri tere pichwade mein ghusa dunga
Sameer :- hero bol hi diy a hai to hero k hath se mar bhi khaa le phir a
Ghunda :- tu mujhe marega hahaha tu akela kya ukhaarh payega mera dekh mere paas kitne log hai aur tu akela
Sameer :- tere jaison k liy e mein akela hi kafi hu .. maar khane se pehle aik baar bata to dein k lafda kya hai mujhe bhi to pata chale k mein tumhe kyu mar raha hu
Ghunda :- y e budha jis ko tu chacha keh raha hai apan k boss se paise liya tha aur ab lauta nahi raha to paisa w asool rahe hai hum isse
Sameer :- chacha bat kya hai aap hi bataye
Chacha :- mein kya batao beta , ismail khan se mein ne karza liya tha , ab who achankak aa ke mang raha hai, mein ne kaha mujhe kuch waqt do me de dunga magar who ab
dhaaba khali karw a raha hai inse
Aur chacha rone lag jata hai , Ismail khan ka nam sun ke hi sam aik kameena wala smile karta hai , who samajh gaya tha k baat kya hai , sam chacha se poochta hai
Sam :- w aise paise kitne liye the chacha aapne
Chacha :- beta mein ne **** lac rupees liye the usse
Sam :- sun be ( ghundey ko ) haan tu jaa k apne boss ko bol paise dene k liye tayar hai chacha , aa ke le jaye ya bataye kaha laana hai ..
Ghunda :- mujhe de do mein le jaa k de dunga
Sam :- chamchon pe bharosa nai karta , jaa k apne boss ko bol aa ke le jaye apne paise
Who ghunda peeche murh k jane hi laga tha k sam usko dubara awaz deta hai
Sam :- oy e maamu kaha jaa raha hai , hisab to chukta hua hi nahi , paise k badle paise de raha hu , tune y aha kam karne walo ko mara aur ye saman baher phenk diya aur chacha
pe bhi hath utha liy a uska kya
Who ghunda aur uske sathi y e sun k hansne lagte hai , aur who ghunda sameer se kehta hai
Ghunda :- to ky a tu mujhe marega
Sam :- nahi dhounga