Humor masti hui sasti

[Devileyes]

Biryani to biryani hai

Wo ham logo ke liye hai Biryaani
Rahul bhai to shirf Buryaani khaate hai

 

[Devileyes]

Chutiyapa tumre hote hue doob jao chullu bhar ma inna important point par dhyan na de rahe jabki adhi duniya vasikaran ko pagal hai

Duniya abhi dekhi kha hai bhaiwa aapne kaali duniya jis din dekh loge us din Buryaani khana chhod doge

 

[Devileyes]

Matlab aadmi ka to monthly pad hota noi na

Nazar padho waha sab pata chal jaayega dhire dhire

 

[Prem Pujari]

Ye meko bahut pareshan karta hai bhai ishiliye BP high hui jata hai lekin dost hai ishiliye me kuch jada noi bolta hun

blenders pride high ho jaye to soda mila liya karo bhai halka ho jayega
baki dost ka kuch kar bhi to nahi sakte na jhelna hi padega aggar dost banaya hai to

 

[Rahul]

Kiyu tumhare pichwade se tatti nikal gyi kya mujhe kutne mai jo sexybaba ko yaad karne lage

Kya bole tatti chi gande insaan

 

[Rahul]

blenders pride high ho jaye to soda mila liya karo bhai halka ho jayega
baki dost ka kuch kar bhi to nahi sakte na jhelna hi padega aggar dost banaya hai to

Ab kya bolun writer hai na ishiliye me jada noi bol sakta isko warna update kaun likhega

 

[Rahul]

Duniya abhi dekhi kha hai bhaiwa aapne kaali duniya jis din dekh loge us din Buryaani khana chhod doge

Noi noi tumko pata noi hai gori duniya ke betaaz baadshah hain bas tumko na dikha sakte hain

 

[Rahul]

Wo ham logo ke liye hai Biryaani
Rahul bhai to shirf Buryaani khaate hai

Me 100% shakahari bro

 

[Bella]

Meko bhi nahi pata

 

[Devileyes]

blenders pride high ho jaye to soda mila liya karo bhai halka ho jayega
baki dost ka kuch kar bhi to nahi sakte na jhelna hi padega aggar dost banaya hai to

Waah kiya gyaan pela hai guru ji aap ne to

Ab man ko shanti mili yaha aap ke jesa koi shashk bhi hai