ye yani ke mere pati uth kar apne bedroom mi chale gaye or mi khaana table per lagane lagi ki tabhi in ho muje andar se awaz di aariya meri lungi to do . mi bahar se hi boli aji deti hu or jaane lagi to meri saas jaa bahu jaa kar de usko pata nahi bahar kaise rehta hoga ghar per aate hi bus biwi ke piche joru ka gulam. Jab dekho tuze bulane ke bahane dhundta hi ab is se koi bi kaam nahi hota bus bahane banata rehta hi or muj se boli , jaa bahu dekh usse tuze bula hi or sun chulha band karti ja a
main ; maa ji bus do minuate mi ayi
meri saas ; wo tuze aane dega kya . Roj dekhti nahi kyu kya , mi pehle jab shadi ka bolti thi to bolta tha nahi karunga or ab jab dekhu tere pallu mi pada rehta hi joru ka ghulam . Bahu tu naa isko apne ghagre ka naada bana le .amma ki baat sun kar mi sharmate huye kya maa ji or uth kar room mi aayi or room mi aate hi boli , wo samne hi to rakhi hi hi aap bi bus aise hi awaze lagate rehte hi bed per padi lungi ko utha kar pakadte huye lijiye or apne pati ki or dekha wo nange hi khade the unka bamboo khada dekh kar mi
muskarate huye boli ye kya aate hi aap apna bamboo khada kar nikal khade ho jaate hi hi . kahi chandini aa jaati to jaldi se isko andar kijiye .band lijiye lungi mere pati mera hath pakad liya
or apni or kheencte bole , hazoor hum khada rakhte hi ye to galat ilzam laga rahi hi apni ye mast jawani dikha kar khud khada karti ho or ilzam hum per waise madam ye to apko bulane ke liye bahana tha tum hi band do meri jaan lungi , mi bi thoda romantic hote huye aap khud band lijiye mi to bandti nahi mi to kholti hu
mere pati ; acha pehle pata hota to tum se khulwata chalo raat ko khologi naa to mi muskara uthi or boli roj raat ko mi hi kholti hu koi dusri to nahi aa kar kholti
mere pati ; acha ji per meri jaan isko khol kar nikalne ki zimmedari bi to tumari hi is per tumara hi to haq hi . Waise begum sahiba apke peticot ka naada or chaddi ka naada bi to hum hi kholte hi
main , acha ji ap ko pasand hi naade wali chaadi bolte hi heroine pehenti hi elastic wali lee aaya kijiye phir usko kholna nahi padega bus niche khiska ke nikal dijiyega
mere pati ,haye bhagyawaan tumare isi ada ke to hum deewane hi muh to meetha karwa do meri jaan ,
ek pappi to do naa to mi muskarate huye unki aankho mi dekh kar acha ji ye sab pappi
ke liye or pyar se unka chehra apne hath se pakad kar bahar maa ji hi or jante hi agge hi wo bolti hi ki maine aap ko piche laga rakha hi kehti hi ki maine aap ko joru ka gulam bana rakha hi
mere pati muje apni baho mi bharte huye
acha to is mi amma kaha galat hi hazoor kya hum ap ke gulam nahi hi kaho to kore kagaz per likhwa lo
main; acha ab jaldi se lungi band kar bahar aa jaaye
mere pati ; acha suno dekho ye kaise khada hi isko to shant kar do . Apne gulabi hontho mi hi le kar kar do bada pareshan kar raha hi
main , pata nahi showroom mi kesi kesi aurato ko dekh kar khada rakhte hi
mere pati , muje baho mi bhar kar hazoor jiski biwi itni haseen khoobsurat ho wo bhala kisi or ko kyu dekhega
main , acha humhe nahi pata tha per ab kuch bi hoga wo raat ko hi hoga
mere pati , jo hukam per ye to bata do aaj raat piche logi naa jaan
main , apne mere piche apne bamboo daal kar agge hi kitna bada kar diya hi or kitna bada karne ka irada hi
mere pati , yaar sach mi jab tum ghodi banti ho to control nahi hota
main , control karna sikhye ghodi bana kar pehle agge lungi uske baad sochungi
Mere pati , muh meetha to karwa do
raat ko karwa dungi sainya ji ,to ye muje apni baho mi bharte apne honth mere gaal per rakh mere gaal ko
chumte bole , jaan muh to mi meetha karke hi rahunga or jaise hi inho ne mere gaal ki pappi li mi muskarate huye pyar se inko dhakka dete huye
boli , aap bi naa bus apko har waqt iski padi rehti hi ye bi nahi dekhte bache bi aa sakte hi or bol kar jaldi se bahar jaane to ye boli suno
mi ; muskara kar ab kya hi
mere pati muje piche se apni baho mi bharte mere
gaalo hontho ko betahashe chumte bole aaj badi jalim lag rahi ho aaj raat munne ko amma ke pass sula dena puri raat jam kar pyar karenge
mi ; muskarate huye agge kon sa nahi karte jo aaj karenge pyar kar kar ke 4 saalo mi hi mera samaan itna bada diya ki ab koi kapda fit aata hi nahi shadi se pehle mere nimboo the chus chus kar santre bana diye ekdum be lagam ghode hi tabhi mere pati or bi romantic hote apna chehra mere kandhe per rakh kar
bole , suno aaj raat apni jhaante saaf kar lena chatne ka maan hi tumari apni chut chatne ki baat sun kar mi
main ; 4 saalo se aapke sath hu
in 4 saalo mi ye bi nahi jaan paongi ki mere mard ko kya pasand hi keh to aise rahe hi jaise kabhi chaati hi naa ho in 4 saalo mi ek din bi aisa aaya hi jab apne meri chati naa ho . ap ko kabhi waha ek bi baal dikhayi diya hi janti hu apko meri jhaante nahi pasand isliye subah 5 baje uth te hi jhaante saaf karti hu
jagdish ji ; madam tum kyu takleef karti ho ye naukar hi naa hum kar diya karenge
main ; acha ye baat kal subah 5 baje apko utha kar apni jhaante saaf karwangi . subah utne ki baat sun kar jagdish naa baba itni jaldi nahi
main ; aap ab jaldi se lungi band kar aa jaayiye to mere pati apni lungi bandte bole ,rani jo maza lungi mi wo maza pajame mi kaha ,din bhar teri yaad mi tadpata hu meri rani mi hu tera ghoda or tu hi meri ghodi mil jaye jab dono to ban jaati hi jodi inki baat sun kar mi muskara uthi or bahar nikal gaayi