UPDATE*106
Hum unhe lekar sab ke pass aa gaye… dono chacha ko sahi salamat dekh kar sabhi khush ho gaye….aur meri sabhi kiss kar kar ke haalat kharab kar di sabne…
Hum sab ko lekar ghar lout aaye....magar koi aisa bhi tha jo chacha ke sahi salamat aane par khush nahi tha...
Ab aage..............
Haweli dekhkar dono chacha bahut khush huye....mujhe bhi ab kuch shanti mahsus ho rahi thi ki koi to hai ab ghar me bujurg mard.....
Mai—chacha ab se aap dono yahi rah kar business sambhalo...main office se...
Uday—par beta phir vaha ke business ka kya hoga...
Mai—vo mai kuch nahi janta
Neha—jab mere bete ne kah diya hai to kah diya....ab se tum dono yahi ka kaam dekhoge....
Awadhesh—theek hai bhabhi...jaisa aap dono maa bete ka adesh...
Maine dono chacha ko poori haweli ghuma kar dikhayi.. itni shandar haweli dekh dono hairan aur khush huye…
Aise hi hasi khusi do teen din nikal gaye….teeno mami aur dono bua apne ghar chale gaye….apne apne pati ko yaha rahne ke liye manane aur business settlement ki vajah se….
Mujhe bhi apni transfer certificate aur migration ke liye apne college mumbai jana tha….
Mai aur divya, veer ke sath college jakar form le aaye aur bhar kar submitt kar diya…TC aur migration maine baad me submitt karne ko bola….
Dono chacha bhi naina aur soniya di ke sath milkar poora business samajh chuke the…unhone agle din se office bhi join kar liya tha…
Naina aur soniya di veer se mil chuki thi lekin un dono ko ye pata nahi tha ki veer unka hi bhai hai…use vo vidhya mousi ka beta janti thi…veer ko to yaad hi nahi tha….
Maine next day mumbai jane ka plan bana liya….
Mamta—beta kab tak loutega…?
Mai—do teen din to lag hi jayenge maa
Mamta—apna dhyan rakhna beta…mai ab tujhe apne se door nahi karna chahti…
Neha—aur phir hamari gudiya ka janam din bhi to isi mahine hai…uski bhi to taiyari karni hai…ab se ye sab tumhe hi dekhna hai
Mai—aap befikar raho chachi…mai dekh lunga...gudiya ko bhi aur aap ko bhi
Uday—ooye…tu mera patta kaatna chahta hai kya…?..ek hi biwi hai meri....tere liye mai dusri dhudta hu…idhar nazar mat gada apni…
Neha—aap ko kyo jalan ho rahi hai….agar mera beta mujhe sambhalna chahta hai to ye achchhi baat hai…vaise bhi ek hi to mard hai ghar me…
Neha chachi ki is baat pe chacha ka muh latak gaya..jo maine note kar liya…
Uday—vo…to…mai..majak kar raha tha..
Neha—magar mai majak nahi kar rahi thi....
Mai—ok...to aaj se aap meri girl friend..
Neha—oye..itna bhi mat soch aage....ungli kya pakadne bol di....hath hi pakadne ki sochne laga
Uday—beta...bahut teekhi mirchi hai ye....yaha dana mat dal...ye chidiya nahi chugegi...
Neha—tum beech me mat bolo...kyo nahi chegegi...jarur chugegi....lekin sahi waqt aane par
Mai—vo sahi waqt kab ayega chachi...mujhse intazar nahi hota ab....
Sarita—iski jaldi se shadi kar do didi....meri nazar me ek ladki bhi hai....
Sarita mousi ki baat par Divya, Payal di, Ruchi di, Diksha,avni, Paridhi di aur meri hichki nikal gayi…khana gale me hi phans gaya
Awadhesh—kya hua…sab ko ek sath hichki…
Mai—ha vo…khana jyada teekha hai..
Divya—ha..mujhe bhi
Diksha (mann me)—ye mousi bhi ab meri dushman kyo ban rahi hain....mujhe jaldi hi bhaiya se apni dil ki baat kahni hogi....lekin bhaiya ready nahi huye to... ?..mujhe pahle bhaiya se chudna padega...yahi sahi idea hai..mai aaj raat hi kuch na kuch karungi...nahi to ye mousi mere sapno ka banta dhar kar dengi.....
Payal (mann me)—dekhti hu koun aati hai....muh noch lungi uska...shadi hone se pahle hi us kalmuhi ka sar apni kulhadi se kaat dungi...Raj mera pyar hai...
Ruchi (mann me)—mai kya karu..kaise betu se kahu ki mai usse pyar karti hu....usse shadi karke sirf uske hi bachcho ki maa banna chahti hu....meri himmat kyo nahi hoti uske samne bolne ki...hey bhagwan meri kuch to madad kar...
Naina aur soniya didi chup chap baithi thi..lekin unka chehra bhi mousi ki baat se malin ho gaya tha...
Vidhya mousi aur mitali chachi kuch pareshan si nazar aa rahi thi...jabki divya bilkul shant thi..uske chehre par koi bhav nahi the..
Shayad use mujh par aur mere pyar par atoot vishwas tha jisse mousi ki baat ka uspar koi asar nahi hua....
Vidhya mousi ki pareshani ka karan to mai samajh sakta tha shayad...magar mitali chachi kyo pareshan hain.. ?
Mai—mousi ji...abhi to mai bachcha hu...shadi ke liye kachcha hu....vaise jyada jaldi hai shadi ki meri...to pahle aapko mujhe trained karna hoga...
Neha—ye huyi na nahle pe dahle vali baat....
Sarita—theek hai mai trained bhi kar dungi...phir koi mujhe dosh mat dena...
Diksha (beech me hi jaldi se)—nahi..nahi..mousi...bhaiya ko mai full trained kar dungi shadi layak....
Diksha ki baat sunn kar sab usko ankhe phad kar dekhne lage...
Payal (mann me)—tu to jarur trained kar degi..mujhe pakka yakin hai...tujhe to mai Raj ke aas pass bhi nahi aane dungi....bigad ke rakh degi usko bhi...mere Raj par hi nazar gadaye rahti hai jab dekho....
Neha (daant lagate huye)—tu chup kar besharam...kuch dimag bhi hai ki nahi...kahi bhi bina soche kuch bhi bol deti hai..
Diksha—maine ab kya aisa bol diya jo mujhe daant rahi ho...mousi ki jagah mai shadi ke liye trained kar dungi bhaiya ko...bas yahi to kaha maine...mujhe sab pata hai..
Neha (apna sar pakad kar)—hey bhagwan...jab akal bat rahi thi tab kya ghass charne gayi thi..ye ladki bhi na...
Payal—chal uth bhag yaha se....nahi to taange tod dungi teri ab...
Aise hi nok jhok me hamara khana khatam hua…maine mitali chachi se baat karne ka socha...jisse unki pareshani ki vajah jaan saku...
Jab sab apne room me chale gaye…mitali chachi thoda tahalne ka bol kar gardan me ghumne chali gayi…
Mai bhi mouka dekh kar unke piche gardan me aa gaya mai unki pareshani ki vajah janna chahta tha...vo gardan me lage jhule par udas baithi kuch soch rahi thi...
Mai—kya baat hai chachi…? Aap akeli baithi ho...
Mitali (chounkte huye)—hhnnnn....kuch nahi to...aisi to koi baat nahi hai Raj...
Mai—mujhse bhi jhooth bologi aap... ?
Mitali—sach bol rahi hu...Raj...mai to khush hu
Mai—khao meri kasam ki aap khush ho…?
Mitali—kasam mat de Raj....mai nahi bol paungi...
Mai—theek hai...jab meri kasam ka koi mol hi nahi hai to mere yaha rahne ka kya fayda... ? ab se mai mumbai me hi rahunga.....
Mitali—Raajj.....
Aur mitali chachi aakar mere sine se chipak kar rone lagi maine kuch der unhe rone diya aur phir unke chehre ko upar kar anshu pochhe...
Mai—ab batao kya baat hai.... ?
Mitali—mai papin hu raj.....mai kya karu....mujhe tumse na jane kab maa bete ke rishte ki maryada tod kar dusra hi pyar ho gaya...
Mitali—mai apne apko bahut samjhati hu lekin ye dil samajhne ko taiyar hi nahi hai...mai vo sapne dekhne lagti hu jinka poora hona namumkin hai...
Mai—kaise sapne... ?
Mitali—teri biwi banne ke....
Mai—hu....vaise ye kaise shuru hua... ?
Mitali—teri in achchhaiyo ke karan mai teri or khichne lagi aur phir ek din tujhe bathroom me….dekh liya dhokhe se...tab se na jane kyo mera dil mere kabu me hi nahi hai ...aur phir
Mai—aage bolo...
Mitali—us din se mai lagatar har samay tere hi bare me sochti hu...mai janti hu ye galat hai...paap hai...par kya karu..majbur ho gayi hu...is dil se...
Mai—achchha isiliye jab aaj sarita mousi ne meri shadi ki baat chhedi to aap udas ho gayi...
Mitali—hu...
Mai—chacha ka kya hoga... ?
Mitali—unhone mujhe kabhi nahi hath lagaya aaj tak...mai aaj bhi kuwari hu..Raj...
Mai—kyo ...kya vo.. ?
Mitali—unka bahut chhota hai....ungli se bhi chhota..meri to jindagi hi barbad ho gayi tere chacha se shadi kar ke aur is baar pari ne bhi kaha tha mujhe ki mai jisse pyar karti hu vo mujhe jarur milega...
Mai—to kisse pyar karti ho... ?
Mitali—tumse Raj....
Mai—aur chacha...
Mitali—unhe pata hai sab...
Mai—kkkyyaaaa.... ?
Mitali—ha....mai jab apne dil ko nahi samjha payi to maine unhe sab sach bata diya ki mai Raj se pyar karti hu
Mai—kya vo maan gaye... ?
Mitali—nahi...bol rahe the kisi aur ke sath so jau...lekin mai kisi aur ko chhune dena to door kuch dekhne tak nahi dungi...
Mai—mere sath pyar karogi to bahut kuch khona padega chachi tumhe...badnami bhi has ke sahni hogi...sirf miya biwi ka rishta hoga hamare beech...baki sare aapse jude rishte khatam ho jayenge...shadi ke sath hi...
Mitali—mujhe sab manzoor hai raj......
Mai—to phir thoda sa check kar lu....
Mitali—matlab...
Mai—matlab ye ki...mai thoda apni mitali chachi ki jawani ko check kar lu...kya...
Mitali—(sharma kar) mai to kab se tadap rahi hu tere ek sparsh ke liye.....
Mai—agar mai sab kuch khol ke karna chahu to..
Mitali—kya...khol ke... ?
Mai—apni mitali chachi ko poori nangi kar ke chodna chahu to...vo bhi aaj hi..
Mitali—mujhe chachi mat bola kar...kewal mitali....tujhe sab permission hai karne ki
Mai—to theek hai....sab ke sone ke baad 3rd floor ke room me aa jana...poori dulhan ki tarah jiski aaj suhagrat hai...
Mitali (sharma kar)—sach...
Mai—much..
Maitali—mai jati hu...
Mai—kaha...
Mitali—teri dulhan ko taiyar karne....
Mitali chachi vaha se bhag gayi andar...unke andar ab jaise sare jahan ki khushiya aa gayi thi....
Mai apni jindagi me aage aane wali mushibto ke bare me sochne laga...kyon ki mitali ke sath sath aur bhi to hain jo yahi sapna saja ke baithi hain...
Mai bhi divya ke pass aa gaya...vo bed par leti huyi thi mujhe dekh kar uth ke baith gayi….
Mai—kya hua..kyo baith gayi
Divya—bas aise hi….
Mai—tumhare birthday par kya gift du... ?
Divya—mera gift to aap ho....aap mil gaye bas mujhe aur kuch nahi chahiye...
Mai—mai to hu hi…phir bhi
Divya—mujhe guru maa se milna hai..
Mai—theek hai ...mai unse puch lunga...aur koshish karunga ki tumhe janam din me ye khushi de saku
Divya—aap sach me kitne achchhe hain...
Mai—tum bhi bahut cute ho…akhir meri jaan jo ho
Aie kash koi khushiyo ki dukan hoti
Aur mujhe uski pahchan hoti
Kharid leta tere liye har ek khushi
Chahe uski keemat phir meri jaan hoti
Divya—aisi baate nahi karte hain…
Phir aise hi divya ke sath kuch der bate karne ke baad mai maa ke pass chala gaya…..unke daaman ke saye me apne dukh dard se nijat pa lene ke baad main mitali chachi se milne chal diya….
Vahi dusri taraf :-
"Tumhari Yaad Ke Saaye Mere Dil Ke Andhere Mein,
Bahut Takleef Dete Hain Mujhe Jeene Nahi Dete,
Akeli Raah Mein Humraah Koi Mil Toh Jata Hai,
Magar Kuchh Dard Hain Jo Dil Behlne Nahi Dete.
Tumse milkar jane kis gumaan me hu main
Tumse milkar jane kis gumaan me hu main…
Dekho bhul gayi sab pate thikane..aasmaan me hu main..
Meri ankho se anshoo bhale hi na nikle ho
Par ye Dil aaj bhi tere liye rota hai..
Lakho dil bhi milkar utna pyar nahi kar sakte
Jitna ye akela dil tumse karta hai....
Shouk nahi hai mujhe apne jazbato ko yu sareaam likhne ka
Magar kya karu,ab jariya hi ye hai tujhse baat karne ka
Sari umra ankho me ek sapna yaad raha
Sadiya beet gayi par vo lamha yaad raha….
Jane kya baat thi usme aue mujh me
Sari mahfil bhul gaye,bas ek vahi chehre yaad raha…
Sath na rahne se rishte toota nahi karte
Waqt ki dhundh se lamhe toota nahi karte
Log kahte hain ki mera sapna toot gaya
Tooti need hai,sapne toota nahi karte.....
Jab bhi jakhm teri yado ke bharne lagte hain
Kisi bahane se hum tumhe yaad karte hain
Har ajnabi chehre pahchana dikhayi deta hai
Jab bhi hum teri gali se gujarte hain…
Jis raat ko chaand se teri baate ki hamne
Subah ki aankh me anshoo ubharne lagte hain
Jisne bhar diya daaman ko berang phoolo se
Unke ek dard par hum kyo tadapne lagte hain....
Dil ke darwaje par koi dastak nahi hoti
Tera jikra hote hi daro deewar mahakne lagte hain
Mita de har khyal jehan se lekin
Ibarat me unka naam dekh kar sisakne lagte hain...
Jo tu sath na chhode ta-umra mera aie mahboob
Mout ke farishte ko bhi inkar na kar du to kahna
Itni kashish hai meri mohabbat ki tashir me
Dur ho ke bhi tujh pe asar na kar du to kahna….
Meri nazaro ki taraf dekh zamane pe na ja
Ek nazar fer le, jeene ki ijajat de de
Ruthne wale vo pahli si mohabbat de de
Ishq mashoom hai iljam lagane pe na ja"....
"Tumne ye theek nahi kiya saajan…theek nahi kiya mere sath….us divya ke liye mujhe chhod kar tumne sahi nahi kiya...iski keemat tumhe apni mout se chukani hogi.... divya bacha sakti ho to bacha lena apne saajan ko...saajan ki mout hi meri taraf se janam din par tumhe tohfa hogi"....hahahahahaha....Saajannnnnnn