Poora din radha raj ke sath uske kamre me hi rahi, raat hone par uske sath hi sone ki jid karne lagi, isliye uski halat ko dhyan me rakhte huye kisi ne bhi jyada kuch nahi kaha, haan, vaishali isse thodi nakhush jarur nazar aayi.
Malti—main raj ke room me hi so jati hu aaj...kya pata use kisi cheez ki jarurat pad jaye ?
Meena—aap pareshan mat ho maa, main so jaungi uske room me..
Malti aur meena, dono hi raj ke room me sona chahti thi uski help ke liye par radha ki mansik halat ke baare me soch kar ye irada badal diya.
Meena—theek hai raj, agar kisi cheez ki jarurat ho ya koi dikkat ho to awaz laga dena..
Raj—theek hai maa....(mann me)..madarchod, kya musibat hai..ye radha bua ko aaj hi daura padna tha pagalpan ka ? kitna achcha mouka tha, aaj dadi maa mere sath sona chahti thi, isi bahane mujhe aaj unki bur ke darshan karne ka mouka mil sakta tha..lekin ye radha bua ne sab gadbad kar diya..
Apne room me hi raj ne khana khaya aur sath me apne hatho se radha ko bhi khilaya, uske baad dono let gaye magar neend dono ko nahi aa rahi thi..radha abhi bhi dari sahmi raj se chipki huyi thi.
Raj (sir me hath pherte huye)—gudiya, ab chalo so jao..
Radha—bhaiya mujhe bahut darr lag raha hai, aap mujhe chhod kar kahi mat jana.. nahi to vo mujhe bhi maar dalega..
Raj—yaha koi nahi hai.....vo to kab ka mujhe dekhte hi bhag gaya..
Radha (charo taraf dekhti huyi)—agar vo phir se aa gaya to ? aap nahi jante bhaiya ki vo kitna khatarnak aur darawana hai..usne unn logo ko bhi maar diya..
Raj—kisko maar diya ?
Radha—vahi, jo log mujhe kidnap kar ke le gaye the...uss harami abhay ke gunde..
Raj (chounk kar)—abhayyy ? (mann me)..ye madarchod, abhay koun hai ? uss din dadi maa bhi kisi abhay ka naam le rahi thi, lekin mere puchne par kisi ne bataya nahi...aur ye radha bua bhi aaj kisi abhay ka naam le rahi hain...kya ye dono abhay ek hi hain ? dadi maa ne mujhe kuch bataya kyon nahi, ? aaj vo police wali dsp bhi kisi saandpur gaon ka jikra kar rahi thi, aur bol rahi thi hum vaha rahte the...lekin aaj tak mujhe to kisi ne iss gaon ke baare me kuch nahi bataya, kyon ? kuch to aisa hai jo ki sab ghar wale jante hain lekin mujhse chhupa rahe hain.. akhir iske piche kya chakkar hai ?
Radha—vaise to achcha hua bhaiya ki usne unn logo ko maar diya warna vo sab na jane mere sath kya karte ? aur aap bhi to na jane kaha chale gaye the...mujhe aapki bahut yaad aati thi bhaiya
Raj—vaise gudiya, ye abhay koun hai ? (mann me),,uss madarchod, ki himmat kaise huyi meri family par gandi nazar dalne ki...iss abhay ki maa ko chodu, saale ki maiya chodni padegi ab to, bas ye pata chal jaye ki ye abhay akhir hai koun ?
Radha—main nahi janti bhaiya...main to bas ek hi abhay ko janti hu jo rajastham me rahta hai aur sab kahte hain ki vo hamara chacha hai lekin hai bahut kamina..
Raj (hairan)—hamara chacha ? par kabhi kisi ne kuch bataya nahi..
Radha—kaisi baat karte ho bhaiya..aap to sab jante ho uske baare me...usne to aapko nakli raj sabit karne ke liye case bhi kiya tha adalat me jisse hamari poori jaydad hasil kar sake..lekin prem pujari bhaiya ne court me usko jhootha sabit kar diya..
Raj (shocked)—prem pujari ? (mann me),,iska matlab ki ye sab log jante hain, sirf mujhe hi nahi pata aur na hi bataya gaya..par kyon ?
Raj—achcha, aur kya janti ho abhay ke baare me ?
Radha—isse jyada main nahi janti..mujhe kabhi kisi ne bataya nahi..
Raj—theek hai..ab chalo so jao..kab tak aise chipki tahogi ?
Radha—nahi bhaiya, mujhe darr lag raha hai...mere sote hi kahi vo phir se aa gaya to ?
Raj—vo ab yaha nahi aa sakta..
Radha—kyon ?
Raj—kyonki ab tum apne bhaiya ke paas apne ghar me ho..
Radha—lekin ye to hamara ghar nahi hai..ye kiska ghar hai ? hamara ghar to saandpur me hai,,
Raj (chounk kar)—saandpur ?
Radha—bade bhulakkad ho bhaiya...apne gaon ka naam bhi bhool gaye..hihihi
Raj (kuch soch kar)—achcha, to tumhi bata do saandpur ke baare me..main bhi to dekhu ki tum kya janti ho ?
Radha—kya janna chahte ho bhaiya..kya ye ki hamare gaon ka naam pahle sawanpur tha, baad me jab aap achanak kahi gayab ho gaye to sarkar ne hamare gaon ka naam badal kar saandpur kar diya, jo ki aapke naam par hi hai kyonki sabhi aapko saand jo kahte the..hihihihi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—sala mere upar gaon ka naam bhi hai aur mujhe pata hi nahi..baki sab log to mujhe kuch batayenge nahi, behtar hoga ki main radha bua ke jariye hi kuch malum kar lu..
Raj—hmmmm..aur kya pata hai hamare gaon ke baare me ?
Radha phir apne gaon ke baare me sab kuch batane lagi, jo jo use malum tha...thakur ke baare me , thakuraineke baare me, gaon ke logo ke baare me, apni saheli pinky ke baare me..ye sab jaan kar raj ko hairani ho rahi thi..thakuraine ke baare me jaan kar uski bhi aankhe nam ho gayi. Phir akhir me baari aayi sheetal aur sadhana ki...dono ka jikra aate hi raj ka dil tezi se dhadakne laga.. anayas hi bechaini badhne lagi...
Raj (bechain, mann me)—mujhe sapno me dikhne wali ladki koun hai ? sheetal ya sadhna ? agar vo sheetal hai to phir sadhna kaha gayi ? kya hua uske sath ? maine to uss ladki ka chehra sirf sapno me hi dekha hai, haqiqat me kabhi nahi dekha, phir kyon mujhe aisa lagta hai ki main dono ko janta hu, unse kayi baar mil chuka hu ? mere dil me kyon itni bechaini hone lagti hai ? vo sapna mujhe hi baar baar kyon dikhayi deta hai ? inn sapno ka meri zindagi se kya rishta hai ? jo bhi ho, par kuch na kuch rishta to jarur hai inn sapno ka mujhse, par kya ? kaise pata karu ? koun batayega mujhe ? mujhe apne inn sawalo ke jawab ab khud hi dhoondne honge..
“Ajeeb Julm Karti Hain, Teri Yaaden Mujh Par,
So Jaaun To Utha Deti Hain, Jaag Jaaun To Rula Deti Hain
Khatam Ho Gayi Kahani, Bas Kuch Alfaaz Baki Hain,
Ek Adhoore Ishq Ki Ek Muqammal Si Yaad Baki Hai.”
Radha aage bhi bahut kuch batati rahi kintu raj ka dhyan ab sirf sheetal aur sadhna par hi aakar atak gaya tha...vo sirf unhi dono ke khyalo me hi kho sa gaya tha aur radha ne aage kya kaha, usne kuch suna hi nahi ...
Radha usse kuchpuch rahi thi lekin raj uski baat ka koi jawab nahi de raha tha, jawab deta bhi to kaise, jabki usne aage kuch suna hi nahi tha, vah to bas sadhana aur sheetal me hi kho gaya tha. Radha ke hilaane par uska dhyan bhang hua.
Radha (pakad kar hilate huye)—bhaiya, kya hua, aap ekdam se khamosh kyon ho gaye ? main kab se bole ja rahi hu, par aap ho ki kuch bol hi nahi rahe..
Raj (khyalo se bahar aate huye)—hnmmm...kya hua gudiya ? kuch kaha tumne ?
Radha—maine to sab kuch bata diya jitna mujhe malum tha..par aap to kahi kho gaye the..
Raj—haan, vo sorry gudiya....tum apni kisi saheli ke baare me bata rahi thi..kya naam tha uska ?
Radha—pinky
Raj—haan, pinky..
Radha—lekin bhaiya aap usse baat mat karna..vo aapse bolne ki koshish kare tab bhi aap usse mat bolna..
Raj—kyon ?
Radha—vo achchi ladki nahi hai...vo hamesha mujhe pareshan karti rahti hai aur aapke baare me bhi ganda ganda bolti hai..aap usse door hi rahna..
Raj—kyon aisa kya bolti hai vo mere baare me ?
Radha—bhaiya, vo main aapko nahi bata sakti..samjha karo na aap bhi..
Raj—jab tak mujhe malum nahi hoga ki vo kya bolti hai, tab tak main ye kaise maan lu ki vo ganda bolti hai ?
Radha—main bata to rahi hu aapko..kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai ?
Raj—vo baat nahi hai...khair tum abhi nahi samjhogi..abhi choti ho tum..
Radha (tunak kar)—phir vahi baat bhaiya...maine kitni baar kaha hai ki main ab choti nahi hu, lekin aap bhi pinky ki tarah mujhe chidhane lage..
Raj—kyon kya bolti hai pinky ?
Radha—vo kahti hai ki main abhi usse choti hu..aur....
Raj—aur...?
Radha—aurr.....(sharma kar)..main nahi bata sakti...
Raj—iska matlab ki tumhe khud mujh par bharosa nahi hai...
Radha—nahi bhaiya, aisi baat nahi hai....bas mujhe thodi sharam aa rahi hai..
Raj—mujhse kaisi sharam ? bharosa nahi hai tabhi to batane me sharam aa rahi hai..
Radha—aisa mat bolo bhaiya..
Raj—to phir batao..
Radha (dhire se)—vo...vo...vo aapko phansana chahti hai aur mujhe kahti hai ki....mere...usse chote ..hain...
Itna bol kar radha ne laaz aur sharam se apna chehra raj ke seene me chhupa liya, raj ko ab uski baato me dilchaspi hone lagi thi.
Raj—mujhe phansana chahti hai...tere usse chote hain...main kuch samjha nahi...vo mujhe kyon phansana chahti hai aur kis jurm me ? aur tumhare kya chote hain usse ?
Radha—offo bhaiya, aap bhi na ...itna bhi nahi samajhte ki ek ladki ek ladke ko kyon phansana chahegi....
Raj—haan to bata na...nahi samjha, tabhi to puch raha hu...
Radha—bhaiya, vo na aapko apna boy friend bana kar aapke sath..ganda kaam karna chahti hai..(munh bana kar)..badi aayi mere bhaiya ke sath ganda kaam karne wali..apne bhaiya ke sath kare jo bhi karna hai..aap uske paas bhi mat jana aur na hi usse baat karna..bas..
Raj—aur kya bol rahi thi ?..haan yaad aaya...tere kya chote hain usse ?
Radha—aap na ekdam bhondu ho bhaiya..itna bhi nahi samajh sakte ? mujhe to lagta hai ki aapko saand saand kah ke logo ne faltu me hi badnam kar rakha hai...?
Raj—to bata na..mujhe kya malum ki uske kya bade hain aur tere kya chote hain ?
Radha (bina soche jaldi me)—mera kuch bhi chota nahi hai..vo aise hi bolti hai..
Raj—nahi batana hai to chal chhod...sote hain ab...
Raj samajh to gaya tha sab lekin vo radha ke munh se sunna chahta tha..isliye vo aankhe band kar ke dusri taraf karwat le liya..kuch der tak dono ke beech khamoshi chhayi rahi..radha ne mann hi mann kuch soch kar iss khamoshi ko toda.
Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiyaa, vo pinky jhooth kahti hai ki......,mere...ddd...doodh....uske ... doodh ...se...chote hain...aur ..meri...vo...bhi..uski usse choti hai....
Ye sunte hi raj ke kaan se dhuan nikalne laga, vo chounk gaya..magar uska baburao jo ki uski pant ke andar aaram se so raha tha, radha ki baat sunte hi uski neend fauran khul gayi aur vo utha baithak lagaane laga.
Vahi dusri taraf, hospital se raj ke discharge ho kar ghar jane ke baad chodu team sabki suraksha ko lekar plan banane me jut gayi. Kintu kisi bhi plan par teeno ki aapsi sahmati nahi ban pa rahi thi.
Sorbobhuk—main to kahta hu ki mera plan hi sahi rahega...hame apni chodu team me kuch aur chudakkad bharti karna chahiye..tabhi hum sabki suraksha kar payenge..
Iron man—ye itna saral nahi hai yaar jitna tum samajh rahe ho...pahle raj ke paas govt ki special powers thi, isiliye usne direct hame police me bharti kar liya, ab raj ke jane ke baad vo powers bhi uske sath hi chali gayi..pahle hum kuch bhi karte rahte the to raj sambhal leta tha, lekin ab koun hai hamara sath dene wala ? ab to hum sirf baki police walo jaise hain jinke paas pistol to hai lekin kisi par chala nahi sakte, hamare hath kanoon ki zanjeero se bandhe huye hain..
Prem pujari—yahi to problem hai...pahli baat to aise ladko ka milna mushkil hai jo chudakkad hone ke sath sath nidar bhi ho aur agar mil bhi jaye to unhe kya kah kar apni team me bharti karoge ? police me bharti karna, hamare adhikar me hai nahi, vo kaam govt dekhti hai.. isliye unhe police ki vardi bhi nahi pahna sakte.
Sorbobhuk—to unhe bodyguard ke taur par to bharti kar hi sakte hain na hum ?
Prem pujari—kar sakte hain lekin unhe payment kaha se doge bhai ? hum apne paiso se kitne mahine unki payment denge ? aur phir apni family aur apna kharch kaise chalayenge ? aur to aur, jin ladko ko bodyguard ke taur par bharti karenge, unke paas bandook rakhne ka licence govt se kaise dilayenge ?
Sorbobhuk—to phir kya kare, kya jo kal raj ke sath hua, vo sab ke sath aise hi hone de ?
Prem pujari—vahi to sochna hai yaar ki kya kiya jaye ?
Iron man—tum to vakil ho, tum to unhe kisi tarah licence dila hi sakte ho ..
Prem pujari—ye sab itna saral nahi hoga bhai...pahla to aise bharose ke admi milna hi mushkil hai..
Vo sab baat kar hi rahe the ki tabhi vaha shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar unka dhyan uss disha me chala gaya.. ek admi badi tezi se hospital se bahar gaye ki taraf bhag raha tha aur uske piche piche hath me kainchi liye ek doctor use jor jor se gaaliya dete huye uske piche daud raha tha...doctor ke piche kuch ward boy aur security guard bhi bhag rahe the.
Doctor (chillate huye)—ruk madarchod..ruk ja...aaj tujhe nahi chhodunga....
Prem pujari (hairan)—ye kya mazra hai ?
Sorbobhuk—chalo chal kar dekhte hain...
Tab tak vo ladka vahi se hote huye hospital ki boundry kood kar bahar bhag gaya aur doctor gate ke paas pahuch kar haanfte huye use jor jor se gaaliya deta rah gaya.
Prem pujari—arrey doctor sahab, kya hua ?
Doctor (gusse me)—kuch mat puchho sahab, iss madarchod ne pareshan kar diya hai...ek baar mujhe mil jaye to bhosdi wale ko jaan se maar dunga..
Sorbobhuk—akhir hua kya, kuch bataiye bhi ?
Doctor (gusse me)—ye madarchod, pichle chaar mahino se har mahine apni nashbandi karaane ke liye yaha aata hai...jaise hi hum uski nashbandi karne ke liye uski jhaante saaf karte hain to ye bhosdi ka hamse apni jhaante saaf karwa ke aise hi har baar hospital se bhaag jata hai...jaise ki hum yaha uss madarchod ki jhaant saaf karne ke liye baithe huye hain....saale ne pichle chaar mahino se naak me dum kar diya hai....
Doctor ki baat sunte hi chodu team ke teeno sadasya jor jor se hasne lage, jabki doctor apna pasina pochte huye use lagatar gaaliya diye ja raha tha.
Sorbobhuk—hahahaha...lo dosto.....apni chodu team ke liye ek member to mil gaya.....hihihi
Prem pujari—hahahaha...uska naam kya hai doctor...?
Doctor—uska naam hai........Ahamdeepo...
Iron man—uska address mil sakta hai kya ?
Doctor—aaiye register me dekh kar batata hu....agar haramkhor ne sahi sahi address likhwaya hoga to ?
Iron man—chaliye ...
Iron man aur sorbobhuk ..doctor ke sath chale gaye haste huye, jabki prem pujari ke mobile me kisi ka call aa gaya to vah call pick kar ke baat karne me lag gaya..jab dono vapis aaye to prem pujari ko kisi soch me doobe huye paya..chinta ki lakire uske chehre par saaf jhalak rahi thi..
Sorbobhuk—kya hua prem bhai ? tumhare chehre par itni tension kyon aa gayi achanak ? kis ka phone tha ?
Prem pujari (tension)—baat hi tension ki hai yaar...
Iron man—akhir hua kya ?
Prem pujari—kal jab mujhe pata chala ki raj ne MLA ke ladke ko maarkar sidhe MLA ratnakar shetty se dushmani mol le li hai to maine phone kar ke apne ek admi ko MLA ki janam kundli pata karne ke kaam me lagaya tha..uska hi phone tha..
Sorbobhuk—kya bataya usne ?
Prem pujari—yahi ki shetty, MLA banne se pahle ek khatarnak gunda tha..aisa koi jurm nahi hai, jo usne na kiya ho..logo ka qatl karna, kidnapping, balatkar, chori, smuggling, vasooli..sab kiya hai aur aaj bhi karta hai ..apni position ki aad me...
Iron man—ye to hum sab jante hain uske baare me...isme hairani wali kya baat hai ?
Prem pujari—magar iske baad usne jo baat batayi, vo behad choukane wali aur asli tension ki baat hai bhai...
Sorbobhuk—koun si baat..?
Prem pujari—yahi ki Ratnakar shetty........uss madarchod abhay ka sala hai...yaani ki MLA, abhay ki biwi kalyani ka bhai hai....jiski vajah se hamne raj ki family ko yaha shift kiya tha...
Dono (chounk kar)—kyaaaaaa ?
Udhar 24 ghante poore hone ke baad bhi police ya MLA ke admi farm house me huyi ghatna ke doshi ko nahi pakad paye the, pakadna to door uske baare me koi suraag tak pata nahi laga paye the, jisse MLA bahut gusse me aa gaya tha.
MLA (gusse me)—tum log madarchodd..kisi kaam ke nahi ho....agar mere bete ka qatil nahi mila to main tum sabke ghar me jitni bhi ladkiya aur aurate hain, unn sabko nangi kar ke poori city me ghumane ke baad kisi kothe par bitha kar unse dhandha karaunga..jao aur uss harami ko dhoond kar yaha lekar aao...jao yaha se..ye akhiri mouka hai tum sab ke liye..jao yaha se..
Uske vo admi turant hi vaha se chale gaye, unke jaate hi MLA ne apne kuch aur admiyo ko bulaya...
MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....
Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....
MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....
Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....
Ab Aage.............
Uss samay damini apne ghar (govt quarter) me thi aur apni maa aur shashi se raat ki ghatna par baate kar rahi thi, jab unn dono ne damini ke munh se raj ke jinda hone ki baat suni to vah dono bhi shocked rah gayi.
Revti (shocked)—kyaa, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ?
Shashi (hairan)—haan didi...jarur aapko dhokha hua hoga..ye nahi ho sakta..raj sir ko to mare huye bahut saal ho gaye hain aur ye baat to poora india janta hai..
Damini—main sach kah rahi hu..jitni hairani tum dono ko ho rahi hai sun kar, usse jyada hairani to mujhe bhi huyi thi jab maine unhe dekha to ? meri aankhe itna bada dhokha nahi kha sakti..
Shashi—phir to aapne jarur unki shakal surat se milte julte admi ko dekha hoga...maine suna hai ki ek hi admi ki shakal ke saat log hote hain duniya me, ye bhi unhi me se koi hoga..bhala murda bhi kabhi jinda hota hai ?
Revti—mujhe bhi iss baat par yakin nahi ho raha beti...kyonki agar ye sach hota to tu khud hi soch ki raj ji itne salo tak apne marne ki khabar sunne ke baad bhi sabki nazro se door rahe ?
Damini—ab main tum dono ko kaise yakin dilaaun ...? pahle mujhe bhi shak hua tha, main bhi aisa hi kuch soch rahi thi..apni aankhon ke samne raj sir ko dekhne ke baad bhi mujhe vishwas nahi ho raha tha..lekin phir kuch aisa hua ki na chahte huye bhi mujhe iss par vishwas karna hi pada..
Shashi—kyon, aisa kya ho gaya tha didi ?
Damini—agar main ye maan bhi lu ki maine jise dekha, vo raj nahi balki unka koi humshakal hai ye koi sanyog ho sakta hai par vahi awaz, vahi baat karne ka tarika, raj sir ke unhi dosto ka unke paas milna aur sabse badi baat ki unki vahi family ka bhi unke sath milna, yaha tak ki unka naam raj hi hona..itni sab baate to sirf sanyog nahi ho sakti na ? inhi sab baato ke kaaran maine samajha ki ye koi aur nahi balki vahi sp raj sir hi hain..iske baad bhi tum dono kya kahogi, meri aankho ka dhokha ?
Revti (hairan)—ajeeb baat hai..
Shashi—ab to aapne mujhe bhi sochne par vivash kar diya didi ...
Revti—lekin vo itne din tak the kaha aur sabke samne kyon nahi aaye ?
Damini—ye to main nahi janti maa..agli baar jab unse milungi tab jarur puchungi..
Shashi—didi, unhe yaha ghar par bulana na..
Damini—hmmm
Damini subah bhi hospital gayi thi raj se milne kintu tab tak raj hospital se discharge ho kar ghar ja chuka tha lihaza vah chodu gang se mil kar vapis duty par chali gayi.
Udhar ghar me raj ne jab radha ke munh se doodh shabd suna to uski pant ke andar so rahe baburao ke kaan khade ho gaye aur vah turant uth kar hamla karne ke liye khada ho gaya.
Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiyaa, vo pinky jhooth kahti hai ki......,mere...ddd...doodh....uske ... doodh ...se...chote hain...aur ..meri...vo...bhi..uski usse choti hai....
Raj (shocked)—kkk...kyaa kaha tune ? phir se bol...
Radha (darte huye)—sorry bhaiya...vo..aapne pucha to maine isliye bata diya...sorry..
Raj—arrey main gussa nahi hu...bhala apni gudiya se gussa kaise ho sakta hu...maine bas theek se suna nahi tha, bata na phir se...
Radha—sachchi, aap gussa to nahi karoge na ?
Raj—promise..gussa nahi karunga..ab bol..
Radha—pinky kahti hai ki mere ..doodh, uske doodh se chote hain aur meri vo bhi uski usse choti hai...jabki aisa kuch nahi hai bhaiya...
Raj (utsuk)—aur teri kya usse choti hai..? kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..saaf saaf bol na..
Raj—dekh agar tu nahi batayegi to main jarur tujhse gussa ho kar yaha se bahut door chala jaunga..pinky ke paas..kam se kam vo teri tarah mujhse sharamayegi to nahi..
Radha—pls bhaiya..aisa ab dubara mujhse door jane ki baat mat karna..
Raj—to phir pahle vada kar ki aaj se mujhse nahi sharmayegi aur sab kuch bina laaz aur sharam ke batayegi..
Radha—theek hai bhaiya..sab bataungi..lekin aap mujhse door mat jana..uss kamini pinky ke paas to bilkul bhi nahi...aap jaisa kahoge, main vaisa karungi..
Raj—to phir batao..ki tumhari kya choti hai pinky se ?
Radha—bhaiya..meri kuch bhi choti nahi hai usse..vo jhooth bolti hai..
Raj—vahi to puch raha hu ki pinky kya bol rahi thi ?
Radha—vo bolti hai ki meri vo bhi, uski usse choti hai..apne doodh ki tarah...jabki na to mere doodh uske doodh se chote hain aur na hi meri vo uski usse choti hai..
Raj—phir vahi baat..arre baba, teri kya, uski usse choti hai ? jo pinky bolti hai..
Radha (dhire se)—vahi jo meri dono taango ke beech me hai...
Raj—kya hai teri dono taango ke beech me ? kya naam hai uska ?
Radha—bhaiya mujhe sharam aa rahi hai..
Raj—nahi batana to rahne de...main pinky se puch loonga..
Radha—nahi, pinky ke paas nahi jana..main batati hu..
Raj—to bata phir..
Radha—lekin kaan me bataungi..
Raj—ok
Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiya..meri taango ke beech me na...vo...vo...aapki iss ladli choti bahan gudiya ki..bbb...boorrr ...bur hai..
Itna bol kar radha sharmate huye raj se lipat gayi, vo abhi tak anchhuyi ladki thi, jisne lund ka maza nahi chakah tha, isliye aisi uttejak baato se vah behad uttejit hoti ja rahi thi jabki uske samne to tha hi saand, vo bhi maha chudakkad...vo to rahta hi hamesha hai ek nayi bur ki talash me....hath aayi bur ko vah bina chode kaise jane de sakta hai..phir chahe vo kisi ki bhi bur ho, isse kya fark padta hai, use to bur me lund ghused kar chodne se matlab hai..saand ka to kaam hi hai khana, ladna aur chodna.
Raj (hairan aur khush)—kyaaa..phir se bol ?
Radha—bol to diya bhaiya maine..
Raj—ek baar phir se bol na..meri kasam..
Radha—(kaan me)..meri dono taango ke beech me meri bur hai...aapki apni iss sagi choti bahan ki bur hai bhaiya...ab khush..
Raj—sachchi ? teri dono jaangho ke beech me bur hai ?
Radha (dhire se)—kyaa bhaiya ? har ladki ki dono jaangho ke beech me uski bur hoti hai..aapki ye bahan bhi to ek ladki hai to phir meri dono jaangho ke beech me bur kyon nahi hogi bhala ?
Raj—nahi, bata na ?
Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya....aapki choti bahan ki dono jaangho ke beech me aapki bahan ki bur hai..
Raj—iska matlab ki meri choti bahan bur wali hai ?
Radha—hmmm
Raj—kya hunhhhh ?
Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya...aapki ye choti bahan radha, bur wali hai...main bur wali bahan hu aapki bhaiya..
Dono poori tarah se kaamaandh ho chuke the, raj poori tarah se radha ko kholna chahta tha halanki radha to pahle se hi madhosh ho chuki thi..inn baato me use ek ajeeb tarah ka anand mil raha tha, jo pahle kabhi nahi mila tha.
Raj—vaise kaisi hai meri bahan ki bur ?
Radha (dhire se)—jaisi sabki hoti hai bhaiya..lekin pinky hamesha bolti hai ki meri bur, uski bur se choti hai....aur bolti hai ki isliye aapko uski bur lene me jyada maza ayega..jhooth bolti hai Sali kamini..
Raj—achcha aisa bolti hai vo ? kya usne tumhari bur dekhi hai ?
Radha—haan bhaiya...jab hum dono sath me fresh hone khet me jate hain tab hame ek dusre ki bur to dikh hi jati hai na...
Raj—achcha, pinky ki bur kaisi hai ? uski bur chikni hai ya phir jhaante hain uski bur me ? kya uski bur phati huyi dikhti hai mootte samay ?
Radha—phati huyi to nahi dikhi mujhe kabhi bhi lekin vo apni jhaant roz saaf karti hai..
Raj—aur meri ladli bahna radha ki bur kisi hai ?
Radha (dhire se)—meri bhi bur vaisi hi hai bhaiya...bas meri bur me jhaante jarur hain badi badi.. maine aaj tak kabhi saaf nahi ki na to isliye..
Raj—lekin pinky ki to lene layak bur ho gayi hai ab..
Radha (kaan me jaldi se)—meri bhi bur aapke khoob lene layak ho gayi hai bhaiya...
Raj—tu abhi choti hai..pinky sahi kahti hai...tera abhi sab kuch chota chota lag raha hai uske aage..
Radha (munh phula kar)—main choti nahi hu aur na hi mera kuch chota hai...na to mere doodh chote hain aur na hi meri bur..main poori tarah se aapke lene layak ho gayi hu..
Raj—main kaise maan lu ki tu sach bol rahi hai aur pinky jhooth ?
Radha—chaho to aap khud hi sab kuch check kar ke dekh lo..
Raj—phir to dekhna hi padega...nangi karna padega mujhe tumko...phir mat kahna..
Radha—haan to dekh lo na bhaiya...mujhe poori tarah nangi kar ke mera aaj sab kuch dekh lo..
Vahi dusri taraf iron man aur sorbobhuk ke puchne par jab prem pujari ne bataya ki MLA, abhay ka sala hai to sunkar dono chounk gaye
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaa ?
Prem pujari—haan yaar..isiliye to tension aur badh gayi hai..
Sorbobhuk—ye to tension wali baat hi hai..
Iron man—iska matlab ki jis abhay se bachane ke liye hum sabko yaha laye the, ab iss MLA ke jariye use pata chal jayega ki raj ki family yaha par hai..aur phir se vahi uska lafda chalu ho jayega..sala na jane ab kya karega ?
Sorbobhuk—iska matlab ki ab raj aur uski family par khatra pahle se kahi jyada hoga ?
Prem pujari—hmmm
Sorbobhuk—phir to hame jald se jald apni chodu team me kuch logo ko bharti karna chahiye bhai..
Iron man—karna to chahiye lekin kaise ? problem to phir vahi aa kar ruk jati hai na bhai..
Prem pujari—iss samasya ka ab to sirf ek hi upay hai hamare paas...
Dono—kyaa ?
Prem pujari—hame apne purane raj ko ek baar phir se jinda karna hoga..
Iron man—main kuch samjha nahi..
Sorbobhuk—lekin raj ab hai kaha jo hum use jinda karenge bhai ?
Iron man—kahi tumhara ishara..?
Prem pujari—hmmm...main apne hi raj ki baat kar raha hu..hame use duniya ke samne purana vahi sp raj bana kar samne lana hoga...
Sorbobhuk—nahii..nahii..isme bahut risk hai...khas kar ke raj ki jaan ko bahut khatra ho sakta hai isme..
Prem pujari—sirf yahi ek upay hai hamare paas ab..use raj ke roop me samne laate hi use phir se apni vahi power mil jayengi aur tab hum saralta se apni team me naye log shamil kar sakte hain..
Iron man—lekin ye hoga kaise ? iske liye to hame raj ko taiyar karna hoga aur use vo sab batana hoga jo aaj tak hum sab usse chhupate aaye hain..
Prem pujari—ek na ek din to use sab pata chalna hi hai...ab jabki abhay ko sabke yaha hone ki khabar milegi tab to sabki jaan khatre me pad jayegi aur hum kuch nahi kar payenge..usse achcha hoga ki hum khud hi use sab bata de..
Iron man—lekin bhai, tumne ye kaise soch liya ki hum iss raj ko uss purane raj ki jagah khada kar denge aur koi use pahchanega nahi ? uss raj aur iss raj ki age me dharti aasman ka fark hai bhai ?
Sorbobhuk—damini madam ne bhi to nahi pahchan payi bhai, ye kyon bhool rahe ho bhai ?
Iron man—damini madam nahi pahchan payi to iska ye matlab thode hi hai ki aur koi nahi pahchan payega ya iss par kisi ka dhyan jayega hi nahi ? aur bhai, damini ke na pahchan sakne ke piche kuch kaaran the. Ek, iss raj aur uss raj ki shakal ek jaisi hona, dusra, hamara taha raj ke paas milna, teesra, iss raj ka naam bhi raj hona..choutha, uss raj ki family ka iss raj ke pass milna. Aur sabse mukhya kaaran ye tha jiski vajah se damini ka dhyan raj ki age ki taraf nahi gaya, vo ye tha ki damini ne raj ko raat me dekha tha, vo bhi tab jab vo behad ghayal halat me unhe mila tha..aise me uska poora dhyan raj ki shakal dekhte hi use turant hospital pahuchane par tha.
Prem pujari—iska upay bhi maine soch liya hai bhai...
Sorbobhuk—kya ?
Prem pujari—bhai, jab make up ke jariye young kamal hasan ko hindustani aur chachi 420 movie me old age ka dikha sakte hain to kya hum apne raj ko thodi jyada age ka nahi dikha sakte..?
Iron man—kya raj iske liye taiyar hoga ? aur uski family se kya kahenge ?
Prem pujari—hum raj ko padhne ke liye videsh bhejne ki baat karenge..
Sorbobhuk—vo kabhi nahi bhejenge ?
Prem pujari—jab unhe vaishali aur raj ke sath huyi farm house ki asli ghatna aur MLA-abhay ke sambandho ka pata chalega, tab bhi nahi kya ?
Sorbobhuk—to kya hame uss ghatna ke baare me sab batana padega ?
Iron man—batana to padega hi..tabhi vo raj ko bhejenge..
Prem pujari—to phir theek hai, kal hum raj se baat karenge iss baare me..kyonki farm house me huyi ghatna ne ye sabit kar diya ki iss raj me vo sabhi gun hain jo hamare uss raj me the.
Agle din raj khud hi hospital pahuch gaya, jaha use saari baate pata chali, tab usne chodu team me bharti karne ke liye ek quiz contest taiyar kiya.
Note : Niche diye gaye question me se kam se kam 15 sawalo ke jawab dena anivarya hai, jisme se antim question sabhi ke liye compulsory hai. Agar koi jyada sawalo ke jawab dena chahe to de sakta hai, sabse adhik sahi jawab dene wale 10 candidates ko chodu team me shamil hone ka medal diya jayega.
Jawab diye jane wale 15 questions me se pahle choda (14) question, choda choda mark ke jabki akhiri compulsory question, double choda mark ka hoga..baki har extra jawab par choda choda mark milenge. kisi bhi sawal ka jawab english medicine nahi hai, balki shuddh desi saand ki tarah desi hona chahiye.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?
(7). Chodte samay, Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?
(8_. Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan (banawat) kya hai ?
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?
(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?
(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah 10 minute me hi bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne or dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ho ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?
(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uss admi ka naam bhi bataiye ?
(ye question out of book/google hai, iska jawab kahani me hi kisi update me milega)
Agli subah jab vo police station ja rahi thi, tabhi raste me achanak kuch logo ne use gher liya.
Ye shetty ke hi admi the, jinhe usne damini ko pakad kar laane ke liye bheja tha, choonki damini ne unhe farm house par dekha tha isliye vah fauran samajh gayi.
Damini—kya badatmizi hai ye ? tum logo ne mera rasta kyon roka aur apni ye khatara hatao samne se ?
Admi 1—jyada bahas nahi..chal chupchap baith ja hamari gadi me..
Damini—chupchap apni gadi hata lo samne se warna....
Admi 2—bhai, ye to ulta hame dhamki de rahi hai...hahahaha
Admi 1—pakad lo Sali ko...
Uske baad vo sabhi damini par jhapat pade, halanki damini ne unme se kuch ko to apni laat ghoonso se adhmara kar hi diya tha lekin itne logo ka akeli kab tak samna karti..unhone pakad kar jabardasti use apni gadi me daal kar vaha se chale gaye..aur use le ja kar MLA ke samne patak diya...
Apne samne MLA ko dekh kar vah thoda ghabra gayi, vo achchi tarah samajh chuki thi ki vah kis tarah ka admi hai, use apni izzat lutne ka darr satane laga tha.
Damini (tezi se)—iss tarah mujhe yaha jabardasti laane ka kya matlab hai MLA sahab ?
MLA—ssssss..chup...yaha mere alawa kisi ko ooncha bolne ki ijazat nahi hai..tujhe maine apne bete ke qatil ko pakadne ke liye ek din ka time diya tha...aaj uss baat ko 36 ghante hone ko aaye hain.. bata kaha hai mere bete ka qatil ?
Damini—police apna kaam kar rahi ...jald hi vo pakda jayega sir...
MLA—maine tujhe ek din ka time dete samay kaha tha na ki agar 24 ghante me mere bete ke qatil ko nahi pakad payi to main tujhe nangi kar ke apne bistar me apne niche sulaunga..tu to apna vada poora nahi kar saki, lekin ab main apna vada jarur poora karunga..
Damini (piche hatte huye)—maine aisa koi vada nahi kiya tha sir...
MLA—tune nahi kiya to kya hua, commissioner ne to kiya tha aur ye case tujhe diya tha..uss din tu mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi na,,ab dekh main kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur phadta hu..mujhe tamiz sikhane chali thi tu..Sali do koudi ki randi...
MLA ko apni taraf badhte dekh vah samajh gayi ki ab uski izzat khatre me hai, vah palat kar tezi se darwaje ki taraf bhagi kintu darwaja to pahle hi shetty ke admi bahar se band kar chuke the, ab damini samajh chuki thi ki vah MLA ke shikanje me buri tarah se phans chuki hai.
MLA—bhag aur bhag...yaha se bhag kar ab tu kahi nahi ja sakti...ab teri bur ko phatne se koi nahi bacha sakta....
Damini (gigidate huye)—pls sir..mujhe jane dijiye...apni uss din ki galti ke liye main aapse mafi mangti hu..pls sir..
MLA—galti ki hai to uski saza bhi bhogni hi padegi...chal jaldi se apne kapde utar kar nangi hoti hai ya phir ye shubh kaam bhi mujhe hi karna padega..?
Damini—pls..sir..mujhe jane do..pls...
MLA—Sali tu aise nahi manegi...main hi ab tujhe nangi karta hu..aaj se ab tu meri rakhail ban ke rahegi...
Damini ghabra kar kamre me idhar udhar bhagne lagi, cheeze utha utha kar uske upar phenkne lagi, magar vo kab tak havash ke bhookhe bhediye se bach pati, akhir me usne use daboch hi liya.
MLA ne pakad kar use apne bistar par gira diya aur khud uske upar chadh baitha..damini kisi par kate pankshi ki tarah uske niche chhatpatane lagi.
Damini—aaaahhh...mahiiii...chhod do mujhe...aaaaaa.....bachaooo...nahiiiii
MLA—ab bhag kaha bhagegi ? tere doodh to vardi ke upar se bahut bade bade lag rahe hain... unhe nange kar ke dekhu to jara, kaise dikhte hain ?
Damini—chhod do mujhe..kamine...warna tu jinda nahi bachega...aaaahhhhh
MLA—koun maarega mujhe, tu..hahaha ?
Damini—aaaahhh...vahi jisne tere sapole bete ko mara hai....lagta hai ki tere bhi papo ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....tu bhi apne bete ki tarah kutte ki mout mara jayega...aaaaaaa
MLA—mujhe maarne wala koi paida nahi hua samjhi...iss shahar ka bhagwan main khud hu.. sabki kismat likhta aur mitata hu...poora shahar mere naam se that thar kaampta hai, isliye tu meri chhod aur apni bur ki soch jo aaj mere lund se phategi....
Damini (rote huye)—nahiiiii...aaaaaa.....nahiiiii
MLA ne ek jhatke me damini ki shirt phad di...bra me chhupe huye uske doodh ki golaaiyan dekh kar shetty ke munh se laar tapakne lagi. Vo bra ke upar se uske doodh pakadne hi wala tha ki damini ne uski dono taango ke beech me kas ke laat jama di.
MLA kuch der ke liye vahi apna lund pakad ke lot pot hone laga, mouka milte hi damini uski giraft se azad ho gayi aur jaldi se apna phata hua shirt apne badan me lapet kar bistar se niche utar gayi.
Damini (gusse me)—tu apne aap ko iss shahar ka bhagwan samajhata hai na ? tu kya samajhta hai ki tujhe koi maar nahi sakta ? tujhe bhi vahi maarega jisne tere bete ko mara hai..aur haan, main achchi tarah se janti hu ki tere bete ko kisne mara hai..ab teri bari hai..
MLA—aaaaa...koun hai vo ? main use jinda nahi chhodunga...
Damini (gusse me)—jisne bhi tere bete ko mara hai, uska naam sunte hi tu apni pant me moot maarega..
MLA bhi ab tak kuch sambhal chuka tha, damini ki baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama utha aur ek baar phir se usne use daboch liya..
MLA (gusse se)—(damini ke baal nochte huye)..bata bhosdi..koun hai vo..jise apni mout ka darr nahi hai ? koun hai jisne mere bete ko maar kar apni maa bahan chudwana chahta hai mujhse ?
Damini—aaaaahhh...tu to ab gaya MLA..ab to vo teri biwi aur betiyo ko chodega...aur tu kuch nahi kar payega...aaaaaaa
MLA—chataaakkk...Sali..bata koun hai mere bete ka hatyara ?
Damini—tu janna hi chahta hai to sun...vo.. SAAND..hai...
MLA—saand...koun saand ? iss city me mujhse bada saand koi nahi hai...uska naam bata...
Damini—vahi saand,,jiske naam se Black star ki bhi phat jati thi.....SP Raj urf avinash rathod.. urf saand.....
Damini—kyon phat gayi na teri bhi naam sunte hi..hihihi ? jab black star ki phat sakti hai to tu kis khet ki mooli hai...aaaaaaaaaaaa
MLA—Sali tu mujhe chutiya banati hai..poori duniya janti hai ki vo mar chuka hai...ab teri bur nahi bachegi..Sali kutiya..mujhe chodna sikhati hai..
MLA ne ek baar phir se uski shirt ko jabardasti nikal kar door phenk diya aur uske pair ke upar baith kar dono hath pakad liye aur apne daanto se uski pant ki chain khol kar chaddi ke upar se hi damini ki bur chatne laga...
Phir agle hi pal usne uski pant bhi utar phenki...ab damini uske samne chaddi aur bra me asahay padi chilla rahi thi..MLA uski chaddi utarne hi wala tha ki tabhi kuch tootne ki jor ki awaz aayi.
MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..
“tadaaakkkkkkk”
MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?
“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Shahar Me Maha Chudakkad Saand”
Jaise hi radha ne nangi karne ki permission di, sunte hi raj khushi se jhoom utha, lekin usse jyada khush to uska baburao ho raha tha..kaha to vah malti ki bur ke darshan karne ke sapne dekh raha tha lekin radha ke sath me sone ki vajah se uska vo khwab, sirf khwab hi ban kar rah gaya, jisse vah behad udas ho kar munh latka kar so gaya tha, aur ab to use bur ke darshan ki jagah bur chodne ka mouka milne ki ummid jaag uthi thi radha ko garam dekh kar.
Raj—sach me tujhe nangi kar du ?
Radha—hmmm
Raj—poori nangi kar du...?
Radha—hmmm..mere kapde utar ke mujhe poori nangi kar do bhaiya..jaldi karo na phir apni choti bahan ko poori nangi..bhaiya..
Uski baat sunte hi raj ne turant radha ke kapde utar kar use poori tarah se nangi kar diya, jaise hi uska jism beparda ho kar raj ki ankho ke samne aaya to dekhte hi uska lundraj khushi se uchhal pada.
Do badi badi nariyal jaisi choochiya, jin par dhoodhiya rang ke choochuk kahar dha rahe the aur kele ke khambhe ke samaan chikni gori jaanghe, unn jangho ke beech me hara bhara jungle jiske beech se ek patli barik bahti huyi nadi..ye sab kisi rishi muni ke tapasya bhang karne ke liye bhi paryapt tha.
Kuch der tak to raj uske nange badan ko yoon hi apalak niharta raha aur phir ekayak unn par kisi chudase saand ki bhanti toot pada...usne radha ka ek doodh pakad kar use dhire dhire dabate huye, doosre doodh ki ghundi munh me bhar li aur use chusne laga.
Radha ke badan me ek sursuri daud gayi, ek ajeeb tarah ki gudgudahat hone lagi lekin iss gudgudi me bhi use anand mil raha tha..aisa anubhav aaj se pahle usne kabhi mahsoos nahi kiya tha.
Radha—aaaahhh...bhaiya...ye kya ho raha hai mujhe..? aur chuso bhaiya...aur dabao mere doodh....aaahhhh...bahut achcha lag raha hai bhaiya....aise hi daba daba ke chuso apni choti bahan gudiya ke doodh...aaaahhhh
Raj—bahut mast doodh hain tere meri pyari bahna...lagta hai ki inhe dabata hi rahu..
Radha—aaaahhhh...to roka kisne hai, jee bhar ke daba lo apni iss choti bahan ke doodh...aahhh. ab to aapko yakin ho gaya na bhaiya ki mere doodh chote nahi hain ?
Raj (kas ke doodh dabate huye)—haan gudiya...doodh to tere bade bhi hain aur lajawab bhi..
Radha—aaaahhh...itne jor se nahi bhaiya..dard ho raha hai...aram se dhire dhire dabao na, jaise pahle daba rahe the....haan, bas aise hi, aise hi dabate raho bhaiya...apni choti bahan ke doodh. Ab thoda niche bhi dekh lo bhaiya, jisse aapko yakin aa jaye ki aapki gudiya ki bur bhi aapke chodne layak ho gayi hai...aaaahhhhh
Raj—pahle tere doodh to achchi tarah se nichod lu ...
Radha—aaaahhh....aap phir se jor jor se dabane lage bhaiya...thoda dhire dabao bhaiya...aur abhi poori raat padi hai, jitni marzi ho utna nichod lena apni iss choti bahan ke doodh ko, jab tak aapka dil na bhar jaye, tab tak dabate rahna apni gudiya ke doodh.par ek baar pahle apni choti bahan ki bur bhi to dekh lo na bhaiya,,pls..
Raj—tum khud apne hath se phaila kar apne bhaiya ko apni bur dikhao na..
Radha (bur ko aur failate huye)—ye lo dekh lo bhaiya….apni choti bahan ki bur..batao na bhaiya, kaisi hai meri bur ?
Radha ki baat sun kar raj ne ab apna dhyan uski bur ki taraf diya, halanki doodh dabana usne band nahi kiya tha balki aur bhi kas kas ke uske doodh masal raha tha lekin ab radha ke doodh sunn pad gaye the, unme jhunjhuni hone lagi thi isliye ab usko utna dard mhsoos nahi ho raha tha.
Kuch der tak raj uski bur ko dekhta raha jo ki jhaanto se bhari huyi thi..phir raj ne uski phanko ko phaila kar dekha to ek chota sa laal chhed nazar aa gaya, to usne turant hi uski bur ko chatna shuru kar diya...iss adbhut anand se radha poori tarah chudasi aur madhosh ho gayi.
Raj—haaye...bahut pyari bur hai meri bahan ki……par chhed chota hai..magar tu chinta mat kar, mai is chhed ko apne lund se chod chod kar aur bada kar dunga…..
Radha—kar dena bhaiya….jitna bada karna ho utna bada kar dena apni bahan ki bur ke chodne wale chhed ko…..ab baad me chat lena bhaiya meri bur ko...ab jaldi se mujhe chod dalo mere bhaiya….aur bada kar do apni choti bahan ki bur ke chhed ko..
Raj—theek hai gudiya..
Raj ne apne lund ka supada radha ke bur ke muhane par tika diya…..sath me unke dono doodh pakad kar kas kas ke masalne bhi ja raha tha.
Raj—ruk pahle thoda tel laga du teri bur me jisse dard kam hoga..
Radha—jyada dard hota hai kya bhaiya ?
Raj—nahi to..bas thoda sa hoga...
Radha—phir theek hai...laga do tel..
Raj ne tel lagane ke baad bur me apna musal tika diya aur ek jor ka jhatka diya lekin lund phisal kar niche chala gaya....do tin baar dalne par bhi nahi ghusa bahut tight choot thi radha ki.....
Radha—lagta hai ki nahi ghusega bhaiya, vaise bhi aapka gadhe ka lund hai...admi ka thode hi hai jo itna jaldi ghus jayega......main bur ki faanke failati hu....aap poori taqat se dhakka laga ke ghused dena....
Raj—theek hai...
Radha ne apni bur ki faanko ko dono hatho se khub faila diya.....raj ne ek bar phir se bur ke chhed par lund tikaya aur poori taqat se dhakka maar diya......lund bur ko cheerta hua teen inch andar ghus gaya.... radha ki cheekh nikal gayi
Achchha hua koi ghar me sabhi log so gaye the...nahi to sab ko pata chal jata.....uski ankho se anshu bahne lage...aur ankho ke aage andhera chha gaya....raj ko uski is haalat par taras aa gaya...akhir uski bahan thi vo..
Radha (rote huye)—aaaaahhh....bahut dard ho raha hai bhaiya....meri bur phati ja rahi hai.. bahar nikaal lo...mujhe nahi chudwana...aaaaahhhh
Raj—bas thoda sa sahan kar lo..phir dard nahi hoga..
Raj ne raham ki or sochna chhod kar lagatar do teen tagde dhakke jad diye bur me.....radha ki bur ne khoon ki ulti kar di….poora lund bur ko kakdi ki tarah phadte huye unki bachchedani se ja takraya
Magar uski awaz kamre se bahar nikalti ki usse pahle hi raj ne apne hotho se uska muh band kar diya..uski cheekh gale ke bhitar hi atak kar rah gayi Aur vo chillate huye behosh ho gayi..... raj ne jaldi se pass me rakhe jug se unke chehre par pani dala jisse vo hosh me aakar rone lagi.....
Radha (rote huye)—meri bur fat gayi..bhaiya......bahut dard ho raha hai....aaaaa
Raj ne radha ko ab dhire dhire chodna chalu kar diya…..sath me unki chuchi bhi pine laga…..ek hath se dusri chuchi masalta bhi ja raha tha….
Dohre hamle se vo jaldi hi phir se garam ho gayi aur apni gaand upar uthane lagi….raj samajh gaya ki uski choti bahan ab full chodasi ho gayi hai….
Raj ne dono chuchiyo ke nipple marodte huye apne dhakko ki speed badha di bur me….aur de dana dan apni ladli bahan ki bur pelne laga….
Radha—aaaahh… ……aaahhhh…..haa…bhaiya….aise…hi….aur…jor…se……pelo meri bur ko….. meri chuchi bhi khub jor jor se meesta jao bhaiya……..mere doodh kas kas ke dabate raho……mere nipple bhi apne daanto se kaato bhaiya..ha…aise hi bhaiya…..
Raj—bahut mast bur hai gudiya…tumhari….ab to…roj pelunga……pelne dogi na roj apni bur....?
Radha—aaaaahhh….aaaahhhh…..ha…bhaiya……roj mujhe…aise hi poori nangi kar ke pelna……aapki ye badi bahan roj apne bhaiya ko apni bur degi..aaaahhhh
Raj—sach me gudiya…..
Radha—ha mere bhaiya…..
Raj—aa gudiya.....bahut maza hai teri bur me....
Radha—aaahhh......aur chodo bhaiya...apni bahan ko aur chodo.........ye bur ab apki hai..bhaiya...jab mann kare chod lena meri bur.........aaahhh
Lagbhag aise hi ek ghante tak dono ki palang tod chudai chalti rahi.....is dauran radha char bar apna pani chhod chuki thi....raj ka bhi ab hone wala tha....
Radha—aaahhhh...main aane wali hu bhaiya..aaahhh...
Raj ab khub dhakkam pel radha ki bur ko chodne laga.....radha poori mast ho gayi thi pahli chudai me hi..aur anaap shanaap bake ja rahi thi...use kuch hosh hi nahi tha.
Radha—aaaahhaaa....maza aa gaya bhaiya....aap mujhe aise hi roj chodna bhaiya...
Raj—jarur meri bahna....” Duniya Me Aise Hi Nahi Saand Naam Hai Mera....Ladna, Khana Aur Chodna Hi To Kaam Hai Mera.”
Raj—vaise gaand bhi teri badi mast hai..
Radha—abhi bur ka maza le lo bhaiya, phir kabhi gaand bhi maar lena..
Raj—theek hai meri bur chodi bahan…..ye le…
Radha—aaahhaaa....aise hi chodte raho bhaiya...aaaahhhhh..aise daily doodh dabana apni choti bahan ke bhaiya..
Raj—mai aaya...ye le....
Aur phir raj ke lund ne apni choti bahan ki bur ko apne pani se bharna chalu kar diya.....ek ke baad ek na jane kitni lambi pichakariya chhutne lagi radha ki bur me...poori labalab bhar gayi uski bur.......
Jhadne ke baad dono ek dusre se lipat kar lete rahe....dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...
Radha se utha tak nahi ja raha tha, sahara de kar kisi tarah raj use bathroom le gaya aur uski bur saaf ki, uska mann to ek baar phir se apni bahan ki bur me dubki lagane ka ho raha tha kintu uski halat dekh kar apna vichar tyag diya.
Radha ko pain killer khila kar bedsheet change karne ke baad vapis bistar me lita diya, radha to chipak kar jaldi hi so gayi lekin raj ko abhi neend nahi aa rahi thi..itni der ki dhama choukdi ke baad uske pet me chot wali jagah par thoda dard hone laga tha.
Vah lete huye radha ki batayi huyi baato ke baare me sochne laga jo usne saandpur ke baare me batayi thi..
Raj (mann me)—iss saandpur aur abhay ka kya chakkar hai ? sab saandpur wala apna ghar chhod kar yaha kyon aa gaye chupchap ? kya kya chhupaya hai sabne mujhse ? mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga...ghar wale to kuch bhi batane se rahe...kyon na main chodu team se hi paya karu ? haan, yahi theek rahega...main kal hi ja kar unse puchta hu..
Aise hi sochte huye use sheetal aur sadhna ka khyal aa gaya, jaisa ki radha ne bataya tha unke baare me....dono ka khyal aate hi ek baar phir se uske dil me bechaini hone lagi...uske andar abhi kuch der pahle tak jo hawash havi thi, uski jagah bechaini aur dard ne le li.
Raj (mann me)—mujhe mere khwabo me jo ladki nazar aati hai, vo koun hai ? sheetal ya sadhna ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai jaise ki dono se mera bahut gahra rishta hai ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai ki main unse pahle bhi mil chuka hu ? unka khyal aate hi kyon mere andar bechaini hone lagti hai ?
“Khwabo Ki Duniya Mein Hum Khote Chale Gaye,
Naa The Madahosh, Par Madahosh Hote Chale Gaye,
Naa Jaane Kya Baat Thi Uske Chehre Mein ?
Ki Na Chahte Huye Bhi Hum Unke Hote Chale Gaye.”
Yahi sab sochte huye vo apne khwabo ki duniya me kho gaya, subah jab sabse pahle radha ki neend khuli to vah khud ko raj ki baanho me nangi dekh kar chounk gayi, shayad uski mansik halat ab theek ho chuki thi...vah ek baar phir se 18 saal ki ladki se aaj ki 36-37 saal ki ladki ban chuki thi...raat me kya hua tha, use ab kuch bhi yaad nahi tha uska.
Jaldi se apne kapde utha kar vah bistar se niche utri to use apni dono jaangho ke beech me kafi dard mahsoos hua, usne chounk kar niche dekha to hairan rah gayi, uski bur phool kar kuppa ho gayi thi, sath me kal tak uski bur ki jo phaanke aapas me chipki huyi thi, vo ab phaili gayi thi.
Radha (shocked)—main yaha raj ke bistar me ? aur, ye..ye main nangi kaise ho gayi ? mere kapde kisne utaare ? ohhh..ye meri jaangho ke beech me itna dard kyon ho raha hai ? meri bur itni jyada suji huyi kyon hai ? kahi raj ne to mere sath....?..nahi..nahi...vo aisa karne ki mere sath soch bhi kaise sakta hai ?
Radha (mann me)—lekin lagta to yahi hai ki main ab kuwari ladki nahi rahi...meri suji huyi bur, bur ki phaili huyi phaanke aur mera raj ke bistar me poori nangi hona, yahi sabit karta hai ki meri bur ab chud chuki hai....to kya raj ne ? (aanshu bahate huye)...itna bada paap karne ki raj soch bhi kaise sakta hai ? main iske liye tujhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi...
Kisi tarah usne kapde pahne aur phir Usne gusse me sote huye raj ke gaalo par tadatad thappado ki barish kar di, achanak thappad padne se raj baukhla kar uth baitha.
Raj (hadbada kar)—iski maa ko chodu...koun hai madarchodd ?
Radha (rote chillate)—kyon kiya tune aisa ? tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aayi mere sath aisa karte huye ? laanat hai tujh par..
Raj (shocked)—gudiya..kya hua ? (mann me)...kahi bur chudne se ye theek to nahi ho gayi ? lagta hai ki raat ka sab bhool gayi ye ?
Radha (gussa me)—aaj ke baad apni shakal bhi mat dikhana mujhe..mar gaya tu aaj se mere liye..
Raj apni safayi me kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi radha rote huye gusse me langdate langdate uske room se bahar nikal gayi, raj aankhe phade use bas dekhta rah gaya...radha ke chillane ki awaz sun kar malti aur meena turant vaha pahuch gayi.
Meena—kya hua beta ? tu baar baar gaal kyon sahla raha hai, usne mara kya tujhe ? main abhi ja kar batati hu use..
Raj (jaldi se)—nahi maa..radha bua ki koi galti nahi hai....unhe bas vahi ajeeb jeev yaad aa gaya tha sote huye,
Malti—ye radha bhi na...jane kab theek hogi iski ye bimari ? aaj tak hamse darti thi aur aaj tujh par hath utha diya usne ?
Meena (gusse me)—main use chhodungi nahi..uski himmat kaise huyi raj ko maarne ki ? vaishali hi kya kam thi jo ye bhi.....
Raj—jane do maa, unhe kuch mat kahna..aapko meri kasam..vaise bhi isme unki koi galti nahi hai..
Vaishali (vaha aate huye)—kyon re, kya kiya tune meri didi ke sath ? vo ro kyon rahi hain aur langdate huye kyon gayi yaha se ?
Meena—teri hi kami rah gayi thi..tu bhi aa ja...
Vaishali—haan, to main kuch bol bhi nahi sakti kya ..? aap logo ne hi isko sir pe chadha rakha hai...ab chup kyon hai, munh me chhale pad gaye hain kya tere ?
Raj soch me pad gaya ki ab vaishali ko kya jawab de ? rahi sahi kasar janhavi ke sawal ne poori kar di, jo ki abhi abhi sabki awaze sun kar rajni ke sath vaha pahuchi thi.
Janhavi—ye bedsheet yaha kyon rahi huyi hai aur isme itna khoon kaise lag gaya ?
Vaishali—arrey, ye to vahi bedsheet hai jo raat me iske bistar me bichhi thi....(ghurte huye)..kyon isme khoon kaise laga ?
Raj (hadbada kar)—vo..vo..asal me radha bua ka pair meri chot wali jagah par jor se lag gaya tha sote huye ....jisse vaha se khoon nikalne laga aur dard bhi hua to maine neend me hi unhe dhakka de diya jisse vo bistar se niche gir gayi..ye ussi khoon ke aag hain aur niche girne ke kaaran shayad radha bua ko bhi kahi chot lag gayi hogi pair me...
Rajni—tu sach bol raha hai ? (mann me)..kya pata sote huye me kahi isne radha didi ko pel na diya ho ? iss chudakkad ka kya bharosa ?
Raj—kasam se..ekdam sachchi..
Vaise to rajni hamesha raj se door hi rahti thi, aisa nahi tha ki vah raj ko ek bahan ki tarah pyar nahi karti thi lekin usne ek baar raj ko ghar ki naukrani ko kitchen me chodte huye dekh liya tha, phir iske kuch din baad hi jab vo dophar ko apne room me so rahi thi tab raj ne sote huye me rajni ki bur me salwar khol kar ungli ghused di thi, tab se rajni usse kuch door hi rahti thi.
Raj—ek glass pani do na ?
Rajni—khud le kar pi le..
Vo abhi aage kuch bolti ki meena ne unhe daant kar vaha se bhaga diya...vo hasti huyi vaishali aur janhavi ke sath vaha se chali gayi.
Raj (mann me)—“Naajo Se Pali Ho, Isliye Bhaav Kha Rahi Ho...Ek Din Patak Patak Kar Chodega Saand, Bekaar Mushkura Rahi Ho.”
Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.
Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.
Ab aage.......
Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...
Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?
Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?
Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..
Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?
Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..
Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?
Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...
Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?
Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..
Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..
Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.
Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.
Raj—matlab ?
Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.
Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...
Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...
Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..
Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..
Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?
Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..
Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?
Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..
Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?
Prem pujari—hmmmm
Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.
Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..
Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?
Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?
Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...
Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?
Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...
Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..
Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..
Raj—theek hai..
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?
Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?
Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?
Ans—Amrood ke patte.
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?
Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya
(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?
Ans—Uske Nipple
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?
Ans—Chootad
(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?
Ans—Lund
(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?
Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?
Ans—Leech
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?
Ans—Mrit Sagar
(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?
Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.
(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?
Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?
Ans—Uski jaanghe
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?
Ans—Uska Surname
(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?
Ans—Nigirea
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?
Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?
Ans—Kapaas (cotton)
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?
Ans—Love1994
Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi
Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,
Raj—namaste madam
Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?
Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?
Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...
Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?
Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?
Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?
Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...
Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?
Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...
Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..
Alka—kyon ?
Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..
Alka—gussa kyon ?
Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?
Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?
Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?
Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.
Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.
Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?
Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh
Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..
Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh
Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..
Alka—aaahhhhhh
Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..
Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...
Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.
Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?
Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?
Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?
Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..
Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...
Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...
Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.
Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?
Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..
Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.
Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...
Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...
Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...
Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.
Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.
Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.
Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.
Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..
“tadaaakkkkkkk”
MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?
“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”
Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.
Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...
MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh
Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”
MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh
Raj—chattaaakkkkkk
MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..
Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..
Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...
Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...
Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...
Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...
Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.
Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...
Raj—it;s all right..
Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?
Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..
Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...
Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..
Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.
Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?
Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..
Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..
Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?
Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?
Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...
Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..
Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..
Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?
Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...
Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”
Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..
Dono—theek hai..
Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.
Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?
Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.
Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?
Ab aage........
(Yaha se kahani Raj ki jubani chalegi, jaha bhi uska direct role hoga)
Dark aur sabhi91 ko drop karne ke baad damini aur uske beech kafi der tak baate hoti rahi, vah abhi bhi raj ka shukriya ada kiye ja rahi thi,
Damini—thanks sir, agar aaj aap nahi aate to...
Raj—isme shukriya ki koi baat nahi hai, ye to mera farz tha...vaise bhi main tumhara karzdar tha kyonki tumne meri jaan bachayi thi..ab hisab barabar ho gaya..
Damini—maine hamesha aapke baare me galat socha, lekin uss ghatna (black star ke sath akhiri fight) ke baad pahli baar mujhe samajh me aaya ki main kitni galat thi...uss din mujhe malum hua ki iss saand ke andar ek bahut hi sundar insaan chhupa hua hai..
Raj—main koi achcha vachcha nahi hu balki ek number ka chudakkad admi hu, tabhi to log mujhe saand kahte hain.
Damini—sir, aap unn ladko se mere baare me kya bol rahe the ?
Raj—kya bol raha tha ? kuch bhi to nahi..
Damini (nazre jhuka kar)—yahi ki main aapki hone wali biwi hu...maine sab sun liya tha..
Raj—achcha..vo..vo to maine aise hi bol diya tha...bura laga ?
Damini (na me gardan hilate huye)—nahi
Raj—phir to theek hai..
Damini—lekin sir aap itne saal the kaha aur aapne apne jinda hone ki baat kisi ko batayi kyon nahi ? ya phir kisi secret mission par the ?
Raj (kuch der soch kar)—vo kya hai na ki main itne saal coma me tha, isliye kisi ko pata hi nahi chala ki main jinda hu...meri halat dekh kar mere chodu dost bhi meri family ko le kar yaha aa gaye..unhe darr tha ki kahi black star ke admi meri family ya mujhe koi nuksan na pahucha e isliye unhone ye raaz kisi par jahir nahi kiya..
Damini—ohhh, to ye baat thi..
Raj—hmmm..lo tumhari gadi bhi mil gayi..yahi hai na ?
Damini—hmmmm....aap bhi mere sath ghar chaliye na...mummy aur shashi milna chahte hain aapse ?
Raj—phir kabhi..abhi kafi der ho gaye ghar se nikle huye, sabhi pareshan honge..
Kuch der baat karne ke baad damini apni gadi se ghar chali gayi aur main apne ghar aa gaya.. mujhe dekhte hi vaishali ghurne lagi jo ki school ja rahi thi, mujhe dekh kar ruk gayi.
Vaishali—kyon teri shirt kaha gayi ? kisko daan kar aaya ?
Raj (jaldi se)—vo maine apni nayi sp damini madam ko pahna di..unki shirt phat gayi thi na isliye.
Vaishali (ghur kar)—kya kaha...? kaha mili tujhe vo..? uski shirt kaise phati ? aur tune pahnayi kyon ? vo tere upar aaj kal itni meharban kyon ho rahi hai ? jaldi bata..kya chakkar hai uske sath tera ? Sali ko sharam bhi nahi aati apne se aadhi umra ke ladke ko apna jism dikhate huye ?
Raj (mann me)—ye main kaha phans gaya..ab kya bolu iss chudail ko..?
Vaishali—bolta kyon nahi ya phir chappal khane ke baad hi bolega...?
Raj—mujhe kya pata kaise phat gayi ?
Main jaldi se apne room me bhag gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar liya...
Vaishali (budbudate huye)—school se aane ke baad dekhti hu tujhe...aur uss Sali budhiya ko ek tu hi mila tha shirt pahnane ke liye....kisi din Sali ki gaand me danda thoons doongi..tabhi tera picha chhodegi..
Jab vo chali gayi, tab maine rahat ki saans li...lunch karne ke baad main apne room me so gaya, shaam ko maa ke uthane se neend khuli...raat me khana khate huye bhi vaishali mujhe hi ghur rahi thi.
Baato hi baato me pata chala ki vaishali bhi picnic ja rahi hai, sath me janhavi aur disha bhi jana chahti thi magar ghar wale mana kar rahe the...
Malti—nahi koi nahi jayegi picnic..
Vaishali—jane do na maa...aaj pahli baar to picnic par jane ka mouka mila hai...aur phir school ki taraf se ja rahe hain..sirf ek hafte ki hi to baat hai..
Roopa—jamana kharab hai...jawan ladkiyo ka iss tarah bahar ghumna theek nahi hai..
Disha—hum akele kaha hain mummy,,,sabhi students hain sath me aur phir madam bhi to ja rahi hain..
Sonam—raj, tum bhi ja rahe ho kya ?
Meena—raj ki tabiyat theek nahi hai,,vo kaise jayega ?
Raj—main nahi jaunga...
Roopa—raj jata to baat alag thi...itni door nahi jana...main dusro ke bharose jawan ladkiyo ko nahi chhod sakti..
Mera picnic par jane ka vaisa koi mood to nahi tha lekin alka madam aur usha ki bur milne ki chahat aur kuch apni bahno ke dabav ke chalte main jane ko taiyar ho gaya..picnic ke liye school ki taraf se train ticket book ho gayi thi..
Niyat samay par main aur vikram school pahuch gaye kyonki sabhi ko vahi ekattha hone ko kaha gaya tha, tabhi meri nazar aate huye deepu par pad gayi.
Raj—ye madarchod bhi ja raha hai kya ?
Vikram—hamari class ke sabhi student ja rahe hain..vo bhi to hamari class me hi hai na yaar..
Raj—phir to ye pakka poore raste meri laat khayega bhosdika...
Vikram—chhod na yaar..jane de use ab...vaise bhi vo ab tujhse door hi rahta hai..
Raj—uski badi bahan nilima ki bur jo chodne layak ho gayi hai..hihihi
Vikram—saale, tu kabhi nahi sudhar sakta...jab dekho bur..jha dekho bur...bur ke alawa tujhe kuch dikhta nahi hai kya jo har samay bur ke chakkar me hi pada rahta hai..
Raj—kaash ki tu ek ladki hoti aur tere paas bhi bur hoti to kitna maza aata...
Vikram (ghur kar)—bhag bhosdike...
Teachers sahit Kul mila kar 40 log ja rahe the..baki students ne kisi na kisi karanvash apna naam vapis le liya tha trip se..ghar me dukh ka mahoul hone ke karan usha bhi nahi ja rahi thi...khair hum sab subah 10 baje rajasthan ke liye rawana ho gaye.. main beech beech me kabhi alka madam to kabhi deepu ko pareshan karta raha.
Agle din hum jaipur pahuch gaye...aur agle do dino me hamne lagbhag poora jaipur ghum liya.. uske baad hum ajmer sharif gaye..uske baad jodhpur, chittourgarh bhi ghuma..ek hafta kaise gujar gaya, pata hi nahi chala...magar alka madam ko chodne ka koi mouka nahi mil pa raha tha..akhiri me girinar aur registan ki sair karne ka number aaya.
Vaha jane ke liye sabne bus se jane ka faisla kiya..badi mushkil se ek khachaada bus mili..khair sab usme hi sawar ho gaye...halanki usme kuch sawariya pahle se baithi huyi thi, jo shayad vahi ja rahe the.
Karib raat ke 8 baje bus apne gantavya ki oar rawana ho chali..hum sabhi apni apni seato par tek laga kar baith gaye...din bhar ki thakaan ki vajah se sabhi ko neend aane lagi thi...vaishali aur janhavi to seat par tik kar so bhi gayi thi jabki mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi to main vikram ka bheja fry kar raha tha...
Raj—abe bhosdike...yaha sone aaya hai ya picnic manane ?
Vikram—abe lounde mujhe sone de...pareshan mat kar...jab se dimag kha raha hai..
Raj—abe jhaantu..vo dekh physics wali madam kaise baithi hain...unke blouse se unki chuchiya nazar aa rahi hain...jara soch ki unki bur kaisi hogi ?
Vikram—bhosdike..tujhe bur ke alawa bhi kuch sujhta hai kya ...jab dekho bur...uss din alka madam ki maar khane ke baad bhi tera mann nahi bhara ?
Raj—soch..jab alka madam aur physics wali renuka madam nangi hoti hongi to kaisi lagti hongi ? kya mast phooli huyi gaand hai dono ki....dono ki gaand maarne me bahut maza ayega yaar...
Vikram—aisa maza tujhe hi mubarak ho...
Raj—kyon tera khada nahi hota kya ?
Vikram—main Love1994 nahi hu jki jiska viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota..
Raj (munh me hath rakh ke)—ohhh OMG....ye baat tujhe bhi pata hai ? lagta hai ki ye poori duniya ko malum ho gaya ki Love1994 ka lund khada nahi hota..bechara...uski biwi ka kitna bura haal hota hoga, bechari na jane kis kis se pelwati phirti hogi..saale bade harami dost nikle ;ove1994 ke jinhone uska ye raaz sabko bata diya..bechara....
Vikram—abe uss hinjhde ka naam mat le..kahi mera lund bhi khada hona band na kar de..?
Raj—hahahaha
Aise hi main uska bheja fry karta raha..mujhe bhi ab beech beech me halki halki jhapki aane lagi thi..ek to beeran aur anjani jagah, upar se ye khachaada bus me mujhe uncomfortable lag raha tha..
Driver ko bhi shayad bahut jaldi thi gantavya sthan tak pahuchne ki, isiliye shayad vo bhi tez speed se bus ko bhagaye chala ja raha tha...andar se darr bhi lag raha tha ki kahi vo bus ko thok na de kyonki andhera kafi ghana tha, sath me sunsan sadak ke kinare.
Maine khidki se bahar jhaank kar dekha to door door tak koi ghar nahi dikh raha tha, sadak par bhi ekka dukka vaahan hi dikhayi de rahe the.
Teacher’s ne driver ko toka bhi ki bus ki speed thodi dheemi karo..unki baat sun kar kuch samay tak to usne bus ko hire dhire chalaya lekin kuch der baad usne phir se bus ki speed badha di.
Alka—ye sunta hi nahi hai..arrey yaar itni speed me kyon bhaga rahe ho ? speed kam karo..warna kahi accident na ho jaye ?
Alka madam ki dekha dekhi, baki logo ne bhi yahi kaha, lekin mana karne ke baavjood driver ne speed kam karne ki jagah aur tez kar di..
Driver—madam ji, jo main kar raha hu, bilkul theek kar raha hu...maine suna hai ki ye elaka achcha nahi hai, bahut jyada khatra hai iss jagah ....hum jitna jaldi iss elaake ko paar kar ke aage badh jaye, utna achcha hoga..
Alka—chalo theek hai phir aisi baat hai to..
Bus tez speed me aage badh hi rahi thi ki tabhi jor ji awaz huyi aur bus ka santulan gadbada gaya, aur bus thodi door aage ja kar ruk gayi. Achanak bus rukne se sabhi sakpaka gaye. itni khatarnak jagah par iss tarah achanak bus ke rukne se sabhi ke dil me ek anjana sa darr sataane laga.
Raj—kya hua bhai ? bus kyon rok di, yaha sunsan jungle me ?
Driver—maine roki nahi hai balki apne aap hi ruk gayi hai..
Vaishali—ye awaz kaisi thi ?
Driver—pata nahi..niche utar ke dekhta hu..
Driver ne apni torch jala kar niche utar gaya aur dekhne laga ki akhir bus ko hua kya hai ? vo ruki kyon ?
Driver—ohh no..
Alka—kya hua bhai ?
Driver—bus ke piche ke dono pahiye (tyres) puncture ho gaye hain aur bus me koi extra pahiya bhi nahi hai...
Sabhi—kyaaaa ?
Alka (tension)—ab kya kare ? yaha rukna bahut khatarnak hai aur jaye to kaha jaye ?
Sabhi soch me pad gaye...reteeli anjan jagah, amavas ki gahri kaali raat, jungli janwaro ka darr, khatarnak elaka..upar se aise me bus ka yoon bigad jana..ye soch soch kar to sabke hosh hi ud gaye the..darr unke dilo ke andar gahrane laga tha.
Renuka (tension)—ab kya kare aur kya na kare ? kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hai..
Sabhi isi yension me pareshan the tabhi mujhe thodi doori par kuch roshni timtimati huyi si nazar aayi...
Raj—dekho, vaha roshni dikhayi de rahi hai...ho sakta hai ki vaha koi gaon ho ? chalo sab vahi chalte hain, shayad raat bhar ke liye koi surakshit jagah mil jaye..agar ek kamra bhi mil gaya to sab vaha baith kar raat to gujaar hi sakte hain.
Sab meri baato se sahmat ho gaye, sabne apna apna samaan uthaya aur chal pade uss roshni ki taraf..jaise hi hum sab uss roshni ke karib pahuche to hame vaha ek bada sa ghar dikhayi diya.. jise dekhne se lag raha tha jaise ki vo koi purani dharmashala ho aur jaha bhoole bhatke musafir rukte honge..
Sab ghar ke darwaje ke bahar khade ho gaye, driver ne darwaja khatkhataya to ek buddhe admi ne darwaja khola..uske sir par ek badi si pagdi thi, gale me purane jamane ka koi aabhusan tha, kano me bhi kundal pahan rakhe the, kurte ke upar usne ek half coat pahna hua tha, kamar me dhoti, pairo me purane jamane ki oont ke chamde se bani chappal pahan rakhi thi aur hath me ek bada sa danda liye huye tha.
Vo aur uska pahnava, bada hi ajeeb lag raha tha..kisi ki usse kuch bolne ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi..tabhi conductor ne badi himmat kar ke kaha..
Conductor—taau sa...hamari bus puncture ho gayi hai...hum sabko raat gujaarne ke liye agar aapke ghar me thodi si jagah mil jaye to badi meharbani hogi..
Buddha—darne ki jarurat koi na hai..main chaudhary sumer singh aur mhari gharwali dhanno hi yaha rahte hain..aap sab log bhitar padharo..jo hum dono se ban padega, aapki madad karenge..
Conductor—bahut bahut dhanyawad..taau sa...badi meharbani jo iss anjaan jagah par aap hamari madad karne ko razi ho gaye..
Buddha—isme dhanyawad ki ke baat hai...ye to mhara farz hai..mhare ko badi khushi huyi jo aap log mhare yaha padhare..yaha do kamre hain..ek kamre me aap sab raat gujaar lo. Vaha uss matke me pani rakha hai.
Hum sabne apna apna samaan le kar kamre me aa gaye...aur vahi deewar se tek laga kar baith gaye.vastav me vo ek bada sa haal tha jaha baith kar araam se raat gujari ja sakti thi.
Buddha—ek baat aur...jis kisi ko bhi bahar ka kaam ho, abhi nipta lo...raat ko 12 baje ke baad koi bahar nahi niklega aur na hi main use bahar nikalne dunga..aur koi bhi mujhse iska kaaran nahi puchega..bas itna samajh lo ki yaha raat ko 12 baje ke baad ghar se bahar nikalne ka matlab ki apni mout ko dawat dena..raat me 12 baje ke baad bahar kitna khatra hai, iska tum log andaza bhi nahi laga sakte...samajh gaye..
Buddhe ne ek baar phir se sabko ghar se bahar na nikalne ki hidayat di aur sone ko kah kar kamre se chala gaya...Hamne uss buddhe ki baat maan kar apna sab kaam pahle hi nipta kar baith gaye aur sone ki koshish karne lage...ekaadh ghante me sabhi ko neend aa gayi.
Lagbhag 12 baje ke baad na jane conductor ko kya sujhi ..use bidi peene ki talab lagi to vah uth kar bahar jane laga...buddhe ne use bahut roka lekin vo nahi mana aur kiwad khol kar bahar nikal gaya..
Conductor ke bahar jate hi buddhe ne turant ghar ke darwaje band kiye aur sath me lakdi ke patre ki madad se darwaje ko majbooti se band kar diya jisse ki koi bhi bhitar na aa sake..usne ghar ki sari lights aur khidkiyo ko bhi achchi tarah se band kar diya.
Karib raat me do baje ke aas paas kisi ke jor jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar hum sabhi ki neend khul gayi...tabhi janhavi jor se chilla padi...
Janhavi (jor se chilla kar)—raajjj.....vaishali kaha hai ?
Karib raat me do baje ke aas paas kisi ke jor jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar hum sabhi ki neend khul gayi...tabhi janhavi jor se chilla padi...
Janhavi (jor se chilla kar)—raajjj.....vaishali kaha hai ?
Ab aage............
Janhavi ki baat sun kar main chounk gaya, maine mobile ke torch ki roshni me poore kamre me nazar daudayi, magar vaishali kahi nahi dikhi...mere dil me bhi vaishali ko le kar ek anjana darr sataane laga. Tab tak kisi ne light bhi chalu kar di thi.
Raj (tension)—kuch der pahle to yahi thi. kaha chali gayi ye ?
Disha (tension)—pata nahi..lekin vo bathroom jane ko bol rahi thi..magar maine neend me jyada dhyan nahi diya..lekin ye to karib aadha ghante pahle ki baat hai, ab tak to aa jana chahiye tha.. jane kaha rah gayi ?
“arrey..mera conductor bhi yaha nahi hai..” driver ne chillate huye kaha..
Sab—whattt ?
Raj (tension)—main dekhta hu...(mann me)..kahi madarchodd..conductor ne to ye sab nahi kiya ? uss madarchod ke poore khandan ko chod dalunga..agar meri didi ko kuch bhi hua to...
Main turant kamre se nikal kar haal me aa gaya kintu vo kahi nahi dikhi, mere piche baki sab bhi vahi aa gaye...hamari awaz sun kar vo buddha bhi apni biwi ke sath vahi aa gaya..
Buddha—kya hua, tum sab abhi tak soye nahi ?
Raj (tension)—taau ji..ek ladki kamre me nahi hai, aapne dekha hai kya use kahi jate huye ?
Buddha—haan, ek ladki bahar gayi hai..maine use bahut mana kiya lekin vo nahi mani, bolti rahi ki do minute me aa jaungi...ab tum log ja kar apni jagah par let kar so jao..
Abhi vo buddha bol hi raha tha ki tabhi bahar se dubara vahi bhayanak aur behad darawni awaze aane lagi...aur tabhi...sab phir se chounk pade..
“bachaao....bachaao...” bahar se kisi ke jor jor se chillane ki awaz aayi..
Driver (chounk kar)—arrey...arrey..ye to...ye to mere bus ke conductor ki awaz hai ?
Sabhi (shocked)—haan..ye to usi ki awaz lag rahi hai.....
Buddha—maine usko bhi bahut roka, lekin vo bhi nahi mana..honi ko koun taal sakta hai..
Janhavi—hamari bahan vaishali bhi bahar hi gayi hai...lagta hai ki vo bhi jarur kisi musibat me hai..?
Uski chillane ki awaz sun kar kuch log uski madad karne ke liye tezi se darwaja kholne ki khatir badhe lekin uss buddhe ki awaz sunte hi unke kadam ruk gaye..
Buddha (jaldi se)—ruk jaao...koi darwaja nahi kholega aur na hi bahar jayega....agar bahar gaye to sarvanash ho jayega....vo shaitan agar bhitar aa gaya to hum me se koi bhi jinda nahi bachega, hum sab ke sab maare jayenge...
Uss buddhe ki baat sunte hi sab ki gaand phat gayi, akhir sab ko apni jaan pyari hoti hai..magar mera mann to vaishali didi ki chinta me dooba hua tha...
Sab ko rukte dekh , main turant darwaje ki taraf badha to mujhe darwaje ki taraf jate dekh vo buddha bhagte huye turant darwaje ke aage khada ho gaya, jisse ki main darwaja na khol saku..
Raj (ankhe band)—taau ji, samne se hato...
Buddha—maine kaha na ki koi darwaja nahi kholega...sab ke sab ja kar chupchap apni jagah par baith jao, bina koi awaz kiye agar apni jaan bachana chahte ho to..
Raj (ankhe band)—taau...samne se hat jao..
Buddha—nahi, ye darwaja subah se pahle nahi khulega...jao andar..
Mere baar baar bplne ke baad bhi jab vo buddha darwaje ke samne se tas se mas nahi hua to mera dimag kharab ho gaya aur maine aankhe kholte huye gusse me uski gardan daboch li..
Raj (gusse me jor se)—madarchodddd buddhe ....sunayi nahi deta kya tujhe ? teri maa ko chodu, chal hat samne se....
Mujhe gusse me dekh kar sabhi hairan ho gaye khas kar ke disha aur janhavi..dono ne mujhe itne gusse me ab se pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha..mujhe gusse me dekh alka madam ghabra gayi kyonki vo mere gusse se achchi tarah parichit ho chuki thi...
Alka (ghabra kar)—nahi raj nahi...janhavi, disha...jaldi roko raj ko warna ye maar dega taau ji ko.
Disha—chhod do raj..unhe...
Maine buddhe ko ek taraf dhakka de kar darwaje ke paas pahuch gaya..mujhe darwaja kholte dekh sab ko uss buddhe ki baat yaad aa gayi jisse vo sabhi bahut ghabra gaye aur mujhe rokne ke liye daude magar meri awaz sun kar vahi ruk gaye..
Raj (gusse se)—(ungli dikha kar)...ssssss....ruk jao....”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Darwaja khol kar main bina kuch soche samjhe hi turant ghar se bahar nikal gaya..mere bahar nikalte hi buddhe ne fauran pahle ki bhanti darwaja andar se achchi tarah se band kar diya..
Buddha (ghabraya hua)—jo bhi hua, achcha nahi hua...jaldi se light band karo aur chupchap kamre me chale jao aur awaz bilkul mat karna...
Janhavi (tension)—taau ji...aapne andar se darwaja kyon band kar diya ? mera bhai aur bahan abhi bahar hain...vo kaise ayenge ?
Buddha—vo ab kabhi nahi ayenge...aur jo maine kaha hai, jaldi karo..warna aaj koi nahi bachega..
Sab ke sab to pahle se hi khauf me the, buddhe ki baat manna unki majboori ban chuki thi, sabne vaisa hi kiya jaisa uss buddhe ne kaha..light band kar ke sab turant apni jagah par ja kar baith gaye...ab neend to kisi ko aane se rahi..neend ki jagah sabki aankho me darr dikhayi de raha tha.
Sab ke andar jate hi vo buddha bhi apne kamre ki taraf chal pada..magar apne kamre me jate samay uske chehre par ek anokhi rahasyamayi mushkan thi jisko ki andhera hone ki vajah se koi dekh nahi saka..
Sab darr aur dahashat ke saaye me kisi tarah aaj ki raat gujaar rahe the..sabhi ke hotho par khamoshi aur aankho me darr samaya hua tha...subah hote hote akhir sabko jhapki lag hi gayi..
Agle din jab unki aankhe khuli to vaha ka manzar dekhte hi sab buri tarah chounk gaye...
Vahi dusri taraf raj ke hatho jaan bacha kar bhagte huye MLA turant commissioner ke paas pahucha aur vaha se fauran apne jija abhay ko call laga diya, jo ki uss samay ek behad urgent meeting me baitha hua tha.
Abhay--abhi main meeting me hu...baad me baat karna...
MLA (ghabrata hua)--sorry jija ji, lekin bahut jaruri baat hai isliye call lagaya...
Abhay--what non sense...aisi kya jaruri baat aa gayi..jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo..mere paas time nahi hai..
MLA--jija ji...vo...vo...jinda hai...
Abhay--koun jinda hai ? jo bhi bolna hai saaf saaf bol..time barbad mat kar mera..
MLA--vahi..saand....mera matlab hai ki aapka bhatija SP Raj....
Ye sunte hi abhay ko jabardast jhatka laga, vo turant uchhal kar apni kursi se khada ho gaya, jaise ki usne koi avishwashneey baat sun li ho...
Kaala ghana andhera, nadi ka kinara, lahro ka shor, raat ke sannate me kaleja cheer kar rakh deta hai...tabhi ek choti naav kinare par aa kar rukti hai..usme se ek shakhs phatehaal, badahvas sa niche utarta hai..chalte huye nadi ki geeli ret me uske pair dhanse ja rahe the, uske pairo me jute bhi nahi hain...
Ladkhadate se kadam, uski halat dekh kar aisa lagta hai jaise ki usne kayi din se kuch bhi nahi khaya ho..uske kapde bhi kayi jagah se phate huye jarjar halat me the.
Tabhi usko door se hi ek roshni dikhayi deti hai aur asha bhi bandh jati hai ki yaha use koi na koi to milega hi..
Vo dhire dhire uss roshni wali disha ki taraf badhne lagta hai, uss samay akash me taare bhi ikka dukka hi nazar aa rahe the aur chaand bhi kabhi badlo me chhupta to kabhi nikalta tha..lekin usko inn sabse koi matlab nhi tha, vah to bas uss roshni ki taraf badhta chala ja raha tha.
Kuch teelo ko paar kar ke vo aage badha, bas apni dhun me bekhabar chala ja raha tha ye soch kar ki kisi bhi tarah use uss roshni tak pahuchna hai...
Idhar jungle me jhinguro ki jhaany jhaany aur udhar nadi me uth rahi lahro ka shor, bahut hi bhayavah drishya hai..tabhi usne dekha ki uss roshni ki taraf, to use andar jungle ki taraf ek patli pagdandi jaisa rasta jata hua dikhayi diya..jo ki agal bagal ghani jhadiyo se dhanka hua tha..
Uss shakhs ka dhyan sirf uss roshni ki ore tha, chalte huye tabhi use mahsoos hua ki uske pair ne shayad kisi ko kuchal diya..jisme se kuch safed, gaadha, chipchipa sa padarth nikal raha tha..usne apne pair ko dekha to uske pairo me vahi chipchipa padarth laga hua tha, jisse uska mann ghinghina gaya..
Usne apne pair ko sookhi ret me ragda jisse vo padarth uske pairo se chhut gaya..ab uska dhyan phir se roshni ki ore gaya aur vo phir se uss taraf badhne laga...
Vo chalta hi chala ja raha tha, vo roshni ab usse jyada door nahi thi, vo uss tak pahuchne hi wala tha..karib pahuchte hi vaha ek ghar dikhayi diya aur vo roshni jo ki uss ghar ke aage lage lamp post me jal rahi moti si mombatti ki aa rahi thi..
Ghar dikhayi dete hi uss shakhs ke mann me thodi rahat mahsoos huyi ye soch kar ki chalo thaharne ke liye koi jagah to mili..itna sochte sochte vo uss ghar tak ja pahucha...
“koi hai ?” usne darte darte darwaja khatkhatate huye pucha..
Kuch der ke baad tabhi kisi ne darwaja khola to vah samne darwaja kholne wale ko dekhte hi chounk gaya....balki ye kahna jyada uchit hoga ki dono hi ek dusre ko dekh kar chounk gaye..
Next : Entry of Main Anti-Hero (Villain) of the Story.....
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Guess, Ye chounkne wala shakhs koun ho sakta hai ?
Kuch der ke baad tabhi kisi ne darwaja khola to vah samne darwaja kholne wale ko dekhte hi chounk gaya....balki ye kahna jyada uchit hoga ki dono hi ek dusre ko dekh kar chounk gaye..
Ab Aage................
Darwaja ek buddhi aurat ne khola tha jo ki behad badsurat dikh rahi thi, uss shakhs ne ye kadapi nahi socha tha ki darwaja kholne wale ki surat itni badsurat bhi ho sakti hai, yahi vajah thi ki vah dekhte hi chounk pada..jabki vah budhiya, itni raat me apne samne kisi ajnabi shakhs ko dekh vo bhi use aisi halat me dekh kar chounk gayi thi.
Budhiya—koun ho tum aur iss tarah ghabra kyon rahe ho ?
Shakhs—ji...mera naam ....RAJ.. hai....main apni didi ki talash me kayi din se bhukha pyasa dar dar bhatakte huye yaha pahucha to roshni dekh kar idhar chala aaya..
Budhiya—kyon, kaha gayi tumhari bahan ?
RAJ (nam ankhe)—kayi saal huye meri sheetal didi ko mujhse bichhde huye..tab se aaj tak main usko dhoond hi raha hu..na jane vo kaha hogi, kaisi hogi ?
Budhiya—main kamla, iss ghar ki malkin...saalo se yaha akeli rah rahi hu, har roj kisi ka intazar karti hu, lekin vo aata hi nahi..aaj tumne darwaje par dastak di, to laga ki vo aa gaya...khair, chalo andar aao..main tumhe khane ko kuch deti hu...
Kamla ne kuch bhuna hua maans aur peene ke liye pani la kar use diya lekin vo chupchap baitha khane ko dekhta raha.
Budhiya—kya hua..kha kyon nahi rahe ho ? tumhe to bhookh lagi thi na ?
RAJ—bhookh to ab bhi lagi hai lekin main mansahari nahi hu...
Budhiya—lekin yaha to yahi mil sakta hai..jungle me jo milta hai vahi khana padta hai...ghar ke piche ek kuwa hai lekin uska pani peene layak nahi hai..peene ka pani bhi main ek jharne se le kar aati hu..
RAJ—koi baat nahi..
Akhir marta kya na karta, kayi din se bhookha hone ke kaaran usne vo bhuna hua maans khana hi uchit samjha aur uss par toot pada...khane ke baad usne pani piya tab kahi use kuch rahat mahsoos huyi...tab tak vo aurat uske liye ek bistar le aayi.
RAJ—aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad...
Budhiya—ye lo bistar aur yahi so jao...aur koi bhi, kaisi bhi awaz ho, uss par dhyan mat dena... main tumhe vistar se to nahi bata sakti leki kuch bhi ho par khidki se mat jhaankna..phir mat kahna ki maine aagaah nahi kiya..
RAJ (hairan)—aisa kya hota hai raat ko yaha ?
Budhiya (kamla)—maine jo kaha, uss par dhyan do..jyada bahas mat karo..
RAJ—theek hai...jo aap kahe..
Vah bistar bichha kar araam se so gaya...karib aadhi raat ko kuch awaze sun kar uski neend khul gayi...koi meethi dhun me mast ho kar gaana ga raha tha lekin gaane ke bol uski samajh me nahi aa rahe the..phir use kamla ki baat yaad aayi.
Lekin ab usse raha nahi ja raha tha...akhir kamla ki hidayat ke baavjud vaha lagi khidki khol di aur bahar jhaankne ki koshish karne laga...achanak tabhi.......
Udhar abhay ne jab ye suna ki raj jinda hai to vah ek dam se sakte me aa gaya, use vishash hi nahi ho raha tha ki usne abhi abhi jo suna, vo sach hai ya koi khwab ?
Abhay (shocked)—kyaaaaa ?
MLA—haan, jija ji
Abhay—kahi tune pee to nahi rakhi hai ? tujhe malum nahi ki usko mare huye kitne saal ho gaye ?
MLA—mujhe sab malum hai jiju lekin main jo kah raha hu, vo bhi 100 feesdi sach hai..
Phir usne faem house ki ghatna se le kar damini ko kidnap karne ki ghatna tak ki poori baat batayi jise sun kar abhay buri tarah soch me pad gaya..
Abhay (shocked)—(mann me)..lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ? raj to mar chuka hai vo bhi aaj se kayi saal pahle hi..phir kaise ? lekin ratnakar bhi mujhse jhooth nahi bol sakta....kahi vo sach to nahi bol raha hai ?
“kya hua abhay sahab ? meeting ko aage badhaye ab ?” meeting me baithe huye ek client ne kaha.
Abhay—meeting cancle...
“ji..matlab ?” kisi ek ne kaha.
Abhay (tezi se)—ek baar me sunayi nahi diya kya..maine kaha na ki meeting cancle to cancle..jao yaha se..
Abhay ko achanak gusse me dekh kar sabhi sakpaka gaye aur turant vaha se chalte bane kyonki vo sabhi uske swabhav se achchi tarah se parichit the.
Unke sabke jane ke baad abhay kafi der tak ratnakar shetty ki kahi baato par sochta raha, uske chehre par hairani saaf jhalak rahi thi... aur phir kisi ko call lagane laga, ..
“haan abhay ji..” dusri taraf se awaz aayi..
Abhay (hairan)—yaar kaise batau ? tum aisa karo ki turant yaha aa jao..jitna jaldi ho sake..
“kyon kya ho gaya achanak se ?” dusri taraf se kaha gaya..
Abhay—phone par nahi bata sakta...bahut jaruri kaam hai..
“theek hai ...main shaam tak pahuchta hu” dusri taraf se baat kar rahe shakhs ne kaha.
Shaam tak abhay bechaini me uss shakhs ke aane ka intazar karta raha...shaam tak phone par dusri taraf se baat karne wala vo shakhs bhi pahuch gaya...ye vahi ajnabi shakhs hai jiska jikra shuru me abhay ke sath vartalap me kiya ja chuka hai.
“ab bolo ki aisa kya ho gaya ki aapne mujhe aise achanak jaldi me bulwa liya ?” aate hi uss shakhs ne sawal daag diya..
Abhay—baat hi kuch aisi hai ki tum bhi sunoge to uchhal padoge..
Shakhs—aisi kya baat hai ?
Abhay—baat dar-asal ye hai ki...(poori baat bataye huye)
Shakhs (shocked)—whattt..? ye kaise ho sakta hai ?
Abhay—yahi baat to meri bhi samajh me nahi aa rahi hai...par ratnakar bhi mujhse jhuth nahi bolega...yahi baat mujhe hairan kiye huye hai..isiliye to maine tumhe bulaya hai..ab tumhi batao, kya karna chahiye ?
Shakhs—agar ye baat sach hai to phir to hame khush hona chahiye...kyonki jis wasiyat ko hum bhool chuke the, ek baar phir se hame uska raaz janne ka mouka mil sakta hai..
Abhay—magar vo jinda kaise ho sakta hai yaar ?
Shakhs—ho sakta hai ki ratnakar ki baat sach ho ? aur ye bhi mat bhulo ki raj ki laash aaj tak kisi ko nahi mili hai aur na hi sheetal ki...yaha tak ki uss ghatna ke kuch din baad hi uski family bhi raato raat na jane kaha gayab ho gayi thi ? to kyon nahi ho sakta ?
Abhay—hmm,,ye bhi sahi kah rahe ho...ab kya karna chahiye aise me ? kyonki use hum talash karenge kaha, vo kaha rahta hai, uski family kaha par hai..hame ye bhi to nahi malum ? aise me uski koi kamjori bhi to nahi hai hamare paas jiske jariye hum uss tak pahuch sake..aur to aur, hame to ye bhi pata nahi hai ki ratnakar ki baat sach hai ya galat ?
Shakhs—uski family nahi hai hamari pakad me to kya hua..aur bhi teen raste hain..sach pata karne ke..
Abhay—jaise ki...
Shakhs—jaise ki damini...tumne jaisa bataya ki damini ko bachane ke liye vo ratnakar se bhid gaya, agar hum usu damini ko phir se pakad le to vo jarur usko bachane ki khatir samne ayega..
Abhay—hmmm..aur dusra rasta...?
Shakhs—dusra rasta hai vo langdi gaon ki ladki shilpa, jise bachane ke liye usne thakur khandan se panga liya tha pahli baar..aur usne hi uske pair ka operation bhi karwaya tha...hame shilpa ko uthana (kidnap) hoga...agar sach me raj jinda hai to use bachane jarur ayega..
Abhay—ho jayega...aur teesra..?
Shakhs—jaisa ki tumne bataya ki party ke baad nain kisi ladki ko chhodne uske ghar gaya tha, theek uske baad farm house ki ghatna huyi...sochne wali baat hai ki nain jaisa aiyyash admi raat me ek khubsurat jawan ladki ko aise hi uske sath bina kuch kiye uske ghar chhod dega ? jarur usne uss ladki ko chodne ki koshish ki hogi aur raj ne use bachaya hoga..aur mujhe poora yakin hai ki isi vajah ke chalte usne nain ko bhi tapka diya hoga...iska matlab ki raj uss ladki ko jarur janta hai ya phir usse koi rishta hai uska...vo ladki hamare bade kaam ki sabit ho sakti hai, agar vo hamare hath lag jaye to...
Abhay—waah..kya door ki sochi hai tumne....ek teer se teen shikar....ab ayega maza...hihihi
Shakhs (mann me)—main ek teer se teen nahi balki chaar shikaar karta hu....aur chautha target main kisi ko batata nahi kabhi....
Uske baad abhay ne apne admiyo ko bula kar unme se kuch ko shilpa ko kidnap karke laane ke liye bhej diya aur bakiyo ko damini aur vaishali ko pakadne ke liye....
Vahi dusri taraf, Sab darr aur dahashat ke saaye me kisi tarah aaj ki raat gujaar rahe the..sabhi ke hotho par khamoshi aur aankho me darr samaya hua tha...subah hote hote akhir sabko jhapki lag hi gayi..
Agle din jab unki aankhe khuli to vaha ka manzar dekhte hi sab buri tarah chounk gaye...
Sab ke sab ret par lete huye the,,,charo taraf ret hi ret nazar aa rahi thi....na to vaha raat wala ghar tha, jisme ki vo sabhi ruke huye the aur na hi vo buddha aur uski biwi..lekin unka samaan jarur vahi paas me pada hua tha...ye sab dekh kar sab ke munh aur aankhe hairani se khuli ki khuli rah gayi...
Alka (hairan)—ye..ye hum yaha kaise aa gaye ?
Renuka (shocked)—kaise aa gaye ..ye to baad ki baat hai...ye socho ki akhir hum yaha aaye kab ? hum to ek ghar ke kamre me raat gujaar rahe the...vo ghar kaha gaya aur vo taau kaha gaya ?
Janhavi (tension)—vaishali aur raj kaha hain ? ab hum kaise unn tak pahuchenge ?
Disha (tension)—shitt...yaha to mobile me tower bhi nahi dikha raha..call bhi nahi kar sakte unko...
Driver (shocked)—sabse bada sawal to yahi hai ki hum yaha aaye kab aur kaise ? koun laya hame yaha ? ye koi khwab hai ya phir haqiqat ? itna bada ghar raato raat gayab kaise ho sakta hai ?
Sab apni apni tension me pareshan the, raat ki ghatna ne to sabhi ko dahashat me daal diya tha kintu abhi ki ghatna ne sabhi ke kuch sochne aur samajh sakne ki shakti ko hi sunn kar diya tha.
Alka—ab yaha se kidhar jaye, kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai ?
Driver—mere khyal se hame yaha se bahar nikalne ka rasta khojna chahiye...ho na ho, hum uss jagah ke aas paas hi honge...meri baat maano aur apna apna samaan utha kar yaha se chalte hain..
Sab ko uski baat hi theek lagi, akhir yaha ret me kab tak baithe rahte..sabhi ne apna samaan uthaya aur ek disha me chal pade..
Akhir lagbhag ek do ghante chalne ke baad vo sabhi ret wali jagah se bahar nikal aaye..tabhi unki nazar vaha dusri taraf se aa rahe bhed (sheep) charaane wale ek charwahe par padi to vo unhone awaz de kar use roka.
Alka—bhai, yaha se road kitni doori par hai ?
Charwaha—road to yaha se kafi door hai....aap log ko jana kaha hai ?
Driver—vo bhai baat ye hai ki...(phir usne raat se subah tak ki ghatna batayi).
Charwaha—ohhh...to aap log bhi unke jaal me phans gaye..
Sab (shcked)—kya matlab ?
Charwaha—pahle apna samaan aur paise check kar lo achchi tarah, phir batata hu..
Uski baat sun kar sabne apna samaan check karna shuru kar diya jaldi se...charwahe ki baat sach sabit huyi..har kisi ka kuch na kuch gayab tha...paise aur jewar to lagbhag sabhi ke gayab the.
Alka (pareshan)—mera purse aur gale ka mangalsutra gayab hai..
Renuka—mera bhi..
Disha—hamare purse aur gale ki chain nahi hain..
Driver (hairan)—akhir ye sab mazra kya hai ?
Charwaha—kuch samay se yaha kuch dakaito ne iss jungle ko apna thikana bana rakha hai..road me shaam hote hi bade bade keel gaad dete hain..jisse ki vaha se gujarne wale vahan ke tyre puncture ho jaye...city yaha se bahut door hai to raat me aage koi ja nahi sakta paidal...bas phir kya, iska fayda utha kar vo raahgiro ko loot lete hain aur phir unhe yaha ret me phenk jate hain, aisi ghatnaye yaha aaye din kisi na kisi ke sath hoti hi rahti hain..isiliye raat me yaha se ab log nahi gujarte hain..
Alka (shocked)—kyaaa ? lekin vo ghar..vo buddha ?
Charwaha—ye sab unki chaal hai...logo ko apne vishwash me lene ke liye ...ek ghar par kabza kar rakha hai unhone, jo ki kisi dusre ka hai....jaise hi raah bhatke musafiro ko unki baato par yakin aa jata hai aur vo gahri neend me chale jate hain to unhe behosh kar ke unka rupya paisa jewar loot kar unhe yaha ret me phenk jate hain...vo akele nahi hain balki unki poori gang rahti hai vaha. Kayi logo ko to apni jaan se bhi hath dhona pada hai..
Disha (hairan)—police kuch nahi karti kya ?
Charwaha—police ko commission jo mil jata hai unse, to vah kyon karegi kuch...aur sach baat to ye hai ki police khud darti hai unke sardar se...
Renuka—koun hai unka sardar ?
Charwaha—ye koi nahi janta....kya pata iss samay bhi vo yahi kahi ho ya phir hum aap me se hi koi ho ? kuch bhi ho sakta hai...
Sab (shocked)—kyaaaa ?
Charwaha—jitna jaldi ho sake, aap log yaha se nikal jao....yaha jyada der tak thaharna theek nahi hai...aap log idhar se chale jao..
Uski baat maan kar sab turant vaha se uske bataye raste par chal pade...karib aadha ek ghanta chalne ke baad unhe road door se dikhayi dene lagi...jaise hi vo kuch aur aage badhe ki ek baar phir se unke kadam ruk gaye, unke tan badan me phir se vahi khafnak raat ka khauf havi hone laga..
Unke samne conductor ki lahuluhaan laash padi huyi thi..jise dekhte hi sab buri tarah se dahashat me aa gaye...
Janhavi (tension)—vaishali kaha gayi ? kya hua hoga uske sath ? raj ka bhi kuch pata nahi hai, vo vaishali tak pahucha hoga ya nahi ? dono kaha aur kaise honge ? kahi vaishali ke sath kuch galat ......
Aaiye phir se ek nazar dalte hain raat ki sari ghatna par.....akhir raat me vaishali aur baki sab ke sath hua kya tha ?
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