SAAND 2
UPDATE-15
Ab uska rasta iss andhakaarmay jungle me behad kathin ho gaya tha, lihaza vah uth kar andhere me hi aage badhne laga, andhere me chalte huye vah na jane kitni baar gira aur uth kar phir chalne laga.
Magar use ye pata nahi tha ki andhere me vah jis taraf ja raha tha vaha aage hazaro feet gahri khayi hai. Raj chalte huye akhir kar uss khayi ke kinaare par pahuch gaya.
AB AAGE...........
Raj chalte huye uss gahri khayi ke paas pahuch gaya, vo aage badhna hi chahta tha ki tabhi uske kaano me kuch aahat si sunayi padi jiski vajah se vah ruk gaya aur apne charo taraf dekhne ki koshish karne laga magar andhera hone ke kaaran kuch bhi dekh pana asambhav hi tha isliye vah awaz de kar sabhi ko pukarne laga kintu uske jawab me kisi ki awaz nahi aayi.
Raj ki samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab vo yaha se kidhar jaye. Uske mann me bhi kayi tarah ke bure bure khyalat aa rahe the jisse malti aur baki sab ko le kar tension badhti ja rahi thi.
Vah abhi issi udhedbun me khoya hua hi tha ki tabhi jaise achanak kisi ne jor se usko dhakka diya. Choonki raj iss samay tension ke chalte apni soch me dooba hua tha, dusra andhera hone ke kaaran kuch dikhayi bhi nahi de raha tha, jisse achanak huye iss hamle se uska santulan bigad gaya aur vah tezi se uss gahri khayi me girne laga.
Niche girte huye uske dimag me vahi sapna ek baar phir se uske manas patal par ghoomne laga jo ki vah dophar me sote samay dekh raha tha.
Aaj dophar ka khwab......
Pahle to sab kuch vaisa hi dikha jaisa ki hamesha sapne me dikhta tha. Raj ka ghayal hona, sheetal ka use bachate huye girna phir raj ka black star sahit khayi me girna. Iske baad uski neend khul jati thi lekin iss baar aisa nahi hua matlab ki uski neend abki dafa nahi khuli yaha par.
Itni upar se girne ke baad raj ko kuch hosh hi nahi raha, usne khwab me do bade hi bhayanak shakl wale logo ko dekha jo use pakad kar na jane kaha ghasite liye ja rahe the.
Raj—abe madarchodo, mujhe kaha liye ja rahe ho ? aur koun ho tum dono ?
Yamdut 1—hum yamdut hain aur tumhe yampuri le ja rahe hain.
Raj—yampuri ! lekin kyon ? aur phir maine tumhari amma ko kab choda hai, tumhari maa ko chodu, jo mujhe aise ghasit rahe ho ? jaha tak mujhe yaad hai, maine to tumhari amma ko aaj tak dekha bhi nahi hai.
Yamdut 2—hamari amma ko bhale hi na dekha ho par bahuto ki amma ka kalyan kiya hai tune, ab tere paapo ka hisab yampuri me pahuch kar hi hoga.
Raj—ab samjha, ki tum yampuri kyon liye ja rahe ho, apni apni amma chudwane ke liye hi na ?
Yamdut 1—kitna bada papi hai ye, dekh to kya bol raha hai, isko jaldi se yampuri le chalo.
Raj—arey yaar, mera abhi yampuri jane ka time nahi hua hai..lagta hai ki tumhe phir se galti huyi hai, le jana hoga kisi aur ko aur le kisi aur ko ja rahe ho..
Yamdut 2—nahi, hamse koi galti nahi huyi hai. Tujhe hi yampuri le jane ka adesh mila tha hame.
Raj—phir to tumse jarur galti huyi hai, mera ek humshakal bhai bhi hai jo madarchod kahi kho gaya tha, aur kamaal ki baat to ye hai ki uss madarchod ka naam bhi raj hi tha, tumse usko laane ko kaha gaya hoga aur tum mujhe le ja rahe ho. Mujhe vapis pahucha do aur mere uss madarchod bhai ko le jao. Vaise bhi meri abhi marne ki bhi koi umra hai bhala ? abhi to meri sundar sundar kanyayon ki maarne ki umra hai, mujhe to abhi apne poore gaon ko chodna hai.
Yamdut 1—jaldi se ghasit yaar isko warna ye harami aise hi hamara bheja khata rahega.
Nas pjir kya tha, dono yamdut use jaldi jaldi ghasitne lage, raj unhe rukne ka bolta raha magar vo kahi nahi ruke, unke kadam sidhe yampuri pahuch kar hi ruke. Pahuchte hi turant use yampuri ke malik ke aage pesh kar diya gaya. Jaha yampuri ka munim use dekhte hi hadbada gaya.
Raj—namaskar munim ji
Munim (badbadate huye)—ye papi phir se aa gaya, mera dimag khane ke liye.
Raj—dekho aapke ye paltu kutte phir se dusre ke dhokhe me mujhe pakad laye..ab ki baar main shant nahi baithunga, eent se eent baja dunga.
Munim—le chalo ise maharaj ke paas ye jyada der tak yaha raha to main apna hisab kitab bhool jaunga.
Raj—abhi tak yaha ka rajpat khatam nahi hua ? hamare yaha to kab ka khatam ho gaya.
Munim—le chalo isko maharaj ke samne, vahi iss papi ki saza nirdharit karenge.
Thodi hi der me usko ek dusri jagah par le jaya gaya, jaha pahle se hi ek maha bhayankar shakhs gaddi par virajman tha aur jiske sir par bhainse ka mukut saza hua tha.
Raj (ek yamdut ke kaan me)—bhai ye bhainsa koun hai ?
Yamdut (gusse me dhire se)—narak lok ke maharaj love1994.
Raj—ye gandmara, raja kab ban gaya ?
Maharaj—kya khusar fusar ho rahi hai ? aur munim ji, ye ladka koun hai, ise yaha kyon laya gaya hai ?
Munim—maharaj, iska dand nirdharan karne ke liye mrityu uprant yaha laya gaya hai.
Maharaj—iske karmo ke baare me hame batao.
Munim—maharaj, iske paap karmo ki koi ginti hi nahi hai..
Phir munim, raj ke sabhi karmo ke baare me batne laga. Jise sunte hi maharaj ki ankhe gusse se laal hone lagi.
Maharaj (love)—(gusse se)..aise maha papi ke badan par teeno samay subah, dophar, shaam, 108 kode barsaye jaye..le jao
Raj—madarchod, ye kaisi saza hai ? akhir mera kasoor kya hai ?
Love—tumhara apradh bahut bada hai, tumne unn rishto ko kalankit kiya hai jinhe behad pavitra mana jata hai, chachi, mami, dadi, bua, mousi aur na jane kitno ke sath vyabhichar kiya, yaha tak ki apni maa aur bahan tak ko nahi chhoda, ye aisa gunaah hai jiske liye jitni saza di jaye, kam hai.
Raj—haan to isme meri kya galti hai ? agar ye sab gunaah hai to phir hamare paas lund aur ladkiyo ke paas bur nahi banana chahiye tha, lund to banaa hi bur me ghusne ke liye hai, to phir kisi ki bur me lund ghused kar chodna paap kaise ho gaya ?
Love (chillate huye)—turant iss maha papi ko kode maare jaye..turant le jao ise. Aur sabse khatarnaak narak raurav narak me daal diya jaye.
Adesh milte hi do yamdut turant bada sa chabuk hath me lekar raj ki taraf jane lage magar agle hi pal vo thithak kar ruk gaye.
Raj—madarchodo, tumhari maa ko chodu..jaha ho, vahi ruk jao..”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Dono ek jagah khade ho kar hairani se ek dusre ka munh dekhne lage..
Munim—aapne dekh liya maharaj, aapke samne hi ye kaisi dhamki de raha hai ?
Love—ruk kyon gaye ? peetna shuru karo iss papi ko..daro mat, ye tumhara kuch nahi bigad sakta, ye mrityulok nahi hai.
Iss baar raj ki dhamki se vo log nahi dare aur ja kar uske upar kode barsane lag gaye, raj chah kar bhi vaha se bhag nahi pa raha tha ya phir ye kaha jaye ki yaha uska koi jor hi nahi chal raha tha. Vo log use tab tak maarte rahe jab tak ki thak nahi gaye aur phir ek andhei jagah par le ja kar patak diya.
Raj (karahte huye)—aaahhh..bahut mara madarchodo ne..meri shakal hi bigad di..inki maa ko chodu, kisi ko chhodunga nahi..ek ek ki phadunga..aaaaahhh
Yahi silsila roz hota uske sath. Vaha rahte huye raj ki mulaqat aur bhi logo se huyi jo marne ke baad apne apne paap ki saza bhugatne ke liye uss jalim nark me laye gaye the. Jaha sabko kathin se kathin yaatnayen di jati thi. inme admi aur aurat dono shamil the.
Kintu raj se milne ke baad to jaise unki dincharya hi badal gayi, ya phir dusre shabdo me, unke dukho ka lagbhag ant ho gaya. Raj ne unn sabhi ko vaha ki aurto ke piche laga diya jo apne papo ke chalte marnoprant yaha layi gayi thi.
Bas phir kya tha, vo sabhi aatmaye unn ladies ko pata kar unhe chodne ke kaam me lag gaye. pahle khud chodta, phir sabse chudwata unhe. din me unhe tarah tarah ki yaatnaye di jati, raat me vo yaatnao se chhutkara pate hi chodne me lag jate. Ab unhe nark me bhi sukh milne laga tha, jab ye khabar love tak pahuchi to vah chounk gaya.
Munim—ye sach hai maharaj, usne sabko choda chadi ke kaam me laga diya hai, haalat aise ho gaye hain ki jinki papo ki saza khatam ho gayi hai aur unhe nark se swarg jana hai, vah bhi yaha se nahi jana chahte, aur jayenge bhi kyon, unhe sabhi sukh yahi jo mil rahe hain, agar aisa hi chalta raha to log dharti me paap ki saza se dar kar koi achcha kaam karenge hi nahi. Narak lok ka poora mahoul hi bigad diya hai iss harami raj ne.mujhe to darr hai ki kahi vo aapke khilaf yaha bhi apni koi nayi chodu team na bana le ?
Love—hmmm, mamla behad gambhir hai, jaldi hi kuch karna padega..(kuch der soch kar).. iss papi ke lund me bahut aag lagi hai na, to ek kaam karo, isko yaha ki sabse chudakkad pari chhinar pari ke paas pahucha do. Tabhi iss papi ke lund ki aag bujhegi.
Munim—ye aapne sahi nirnay liya maharaj, vaise bhi chhinar pari jitni chudakkad koi nahi hai kahi bhi, kisi bhi lok me..dev, danav, gandharv koi bhi uski chodas nahi mita paya..aaj tak kisi ke chodne se nahi jhadi vo.
Agle hi din adeshanusar raj ko ek nayi jagah le jaya gaya. Chhinar pari jo ki behad sundar thi, usse sabhi pareshan rahte the, vajah thi ki vah bahut badi chudakkad thi, har samay uska mann chudwane me hi laga rahta tha. Choonki vah sundar thi to sabhi use chodne ko aatur rahte the. Jo bhi use chodne jata vah use skhalit hi nahi kar pata tha, iss vajah se chhinar pari use chhodti hi nahi thi, vo uske lund par baith apna pani nikaalne ke liye uchhalti rahti thi, uska pani to nikal nahi pata tha, magar uss lund wale bechare ki jaan jarur chali jati thi, akhir uski jaan jaye bhi kyon na, uske sharir me ek bhi boond veerya ki bachti hi nahi thi. na jane kitne hi log usko chodne ke chakkar me apni jaan gawa baithe the, tabhi se logo ne use chhinar pari ke naam se sambodhit karne lage the. ab to haal ye the ki usko chodne ke naam se hi logo ki gaand phat jati thi. vah apni chudas mitane ke liye jagah jagah bhatakti rahti thi magar use dekhte hi log bhaag jate the.
Raj ko bhi usi chhinar pari ke paas pahucha diya gaya. Chhinar pari ki sundarta ko dekhte hi raj ka lund tantana gaya, chhinar pari bhi behad khush huyi, akhir bahut samay baad use lund jo milne wala tha.
Yaha munim aur love maharaj behad khush the use chhinar pari ke paas bhej kar. Unhone uska haal chaal janne ke liye ek yamdut ko bulwa liya.
Love—kaho kya samachar hain uss saand ke ? chhinar pari ko chod kar uski chudas miti ya nahi ? ya phir vo saand uske upar chadhe bina hi vaha se bhaag gaya..hahahaha ?
Yamdut—kshama kre maharaj, aisa kuch bhi nahi hua balki.....
Munim—balki kya ?
Love—batao kya hua uss saand ka ?
Yamdut—maharaj, jaisa hum sab soch rahe the, vaisa kuch bhi nahi hua..
Love—akhir tum kahna kya chahte ho ? jo bhi kahna hai, saaf saaf kaho..
Yamdut—maharaj, vo..vo...chhinar pari mar gayi..
Love (shocked)—kyaaaa...chhinar pari...marr gayiii ?? lekin kaise ?
Yamdut—maharaj, uss saand ne raat bhar me chhinar ko itna choda..itna choda ki vo jhel nahi payi aur uski bur phat gayi aur bur phatne se vo mar gayi.
Munim (shocked)—kyaaaa ? ye kaise ho sakta hai ? vo to kisi ke chodne se jhadti hi nahi thi phir kaise hua ye ?
Yamdut—munim ji, yahi sach hai..uss saand ka lund vo raat bhar jhel nahi payi.
Munim—ye to bahut ashubh samachar hai...ek maha chudakkad pari ko chod kar to ab vo saand maha chudakkad saand ban jayega. Maharaj , aise maha chudakkad ka yaha rahna hamare hit me nahi hai, akhir hamari bhi bahu, beti, biwiya hain upar se uss saand ki chudas bhi nahi miti, agar kahi usne hamari bahu, betiyo ko dekh liya to anarth ho jayega.
Love—aisa kuch nahi hoga munim ji, yamdut, jao aur uss saand ko le aao aur poora din baandh kar uski chabuk se pitayi ki jaye.
Adesh milte hi raj ko pakad kar vaha lata gaya aur baandh kar chabuk se pitayi shuru ho gayi, vah dard se chillata raha magar uske chillane ka unn par koi asar nahi hua. Antatah shaam tak uski tabiyat se dhunayi karne ke baad vo use vahi chhod kar chale gaye.
Yamdut—ab tum aram karo, aaj ke liye bas itna hi..subah hote hi phir ayenge tumhari khatir dari karne..hihihihi
Raj—aaaahhhh...madarchodo, tumhari maa ko chodu..aaaahhh...madarchodo ne kitni berahmi se mara hai..kide pade tumhari gaand me..
Yamdut—itni maar khane ke baad bhi ye harami nahi sudhar raha jabki yaha nark me aane ke naam se hi log darr jate hain..
Unke jane ke baad raj kisi tarah se utha aur langdate huye ghumne laga. Ek jagah kuch yamdut madira pi rahe the to unke paas pahuch gaya. Unhone use bhi madira de di. Madira peene ke baad uske upar uska nasha chadh gaya aur vo ghumte ghumte love ki haveli ke samne ja pahucha. Aur vaha pahuch kar love ko jor jor se gaaliya dene laga.
Raj (nashe me chillate huye)—madarchoddd...love, bahar nikal...teri maa ko chodu.. nikal bahar, madarchodd khud ko raja kahta hai..saale gandmare bahar nikal, kaayar kahi ka.. sala hinjada, andar apni biwi ke bhosde me ghus ke baitha hai..himmat hai to bahar nikal..aaj teri maa chod dunga bhosdike..
Jab love aur uski biwi ne ye suna to vah gusse se tamtama uthe. Love ne turant uth kar apna chabuk liya aur gusse me aag babula hote huye bahar nikal aaya. Uske hath me chabuk aur gusse me dekh raj chounk gaya.
Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod to chabuk le kar gusse me meri taraf hi aa raha hai..lagta hai ki phir se yamduto se meri chabuk se pitayi karwayega...jaldi se yaha se bhagna hi achcha hai abhi.
Bas phir raj ne turant daud laga diya, use bhagte dekh kar love bhi chabuk liye uske piche daud pada. Daudte daudte raj ek choti si gufa ke bhitar ghus gaya aur dusre sire se bahar nikal gaya. Lekin jab love uske piche uss gufa me ghusa to gufa bahut choti hone ki vajah se uska aadha sharir usme phans gaya kyonki usne do seeng wala mukut pahan rakha tha sath me kuch mote sharir ka bhi tha, laakh koshish karne ke baad bhi vah uss gufa ke na to aur andar ja pa raha tha aur na hi usse bahar nikal pa raha tha.
Raj kafi door tak bhagne ke baad jab piche mud kar dekha to love ko apne piche aate na dekh vahi ruk gaya. Aur jab use gufa me phanse dekha to uske chehre par ek mushkan aa gayi. Vah chalte huye uss jagah aa kar love ke piche khada ho gaya aur kuch der tak use dekhne ke baad achanak hi uski dhoti kheench kar khol di.
Raj—madarchod, mujhe chabuk se pitwayega..teri maa ko chodu..ab jaake tu iss saand ke phande me phansa hai, dekh ye saand ab tera kya haal karta hai.
Iske baad kafi der tak vaha love ki cheekhe goonjti rahi, kuch der baad vo lahu luhan halat me langdate huye apne mahal me lout gaya, uski biwi ne uski iss halat ke baare me bahut pucha lekin usne kuch nahi bataya.
Agle din poora din pitayi ke baad raat me madira pee kar raj phir se uske mahal ke samne khade ho kar gaali bakne laga lekin aaj love sun kar bhi chupchap baitha raha.
Maharani—maharaj, iss tutchh prani ki itni himmat ki aapko gaaliya de, jaaiye aur ise sabak sikhaiye..
Love—jane do maharani..aise chote logo ke muh lagna achchi baat nahi hai. Tum bhi shant ho kar so jao..use bolne do jo bolna hai..
Maharani—aise kaise jane du ? akhir aap nark lok ke maharaj hain, aapse sabhi darte hain, aise me koun darega aapse ? agar aap nahi jana chahte to main abhi uss papi ko dund dene khud jaungi..
Uske laakh chane ke jhaad par chadhane ke baad bhi jab love nahi utha to uski biwi khud hi raj ko maarne ke liye uth khadi huyi. Love ne use bahut roka lekin vo gusse me raj ke piche daud padi.
Aaj bhi vahi hua, dekhte hi raj ne daud laga di aur maharani uske piche gusse se tilmilate huye daudne lagi. Aaj bhi raj vahi gufa me ghuskar bahar nikal gaya aur maharani usme phans gayi. Uske phanste hi raj uske piche aaya aur uske kapde utar kar use nangi kar diya aur phir apna lund nikal kar uski bur me ek hi jhatke me jad tak thoons diya. Aur danadan uski bur me lund pelne laga. Maharani kabhi chillati to kabhi behosh ho jati, hosh me aane ke baad phir cheekhne lagti, Teen baar bur ki dhajjiya udane ke baad uski gaand ka number aa gaya.
Jee bhar ke love ki biwi ki gaand aur bur phadne ke baad raj vaha se bhag gaya. Uske jaane ke baad maharani langdate aur haanfte huye jab mahal pahuchi to love use dekhte hi gusse se chilla utha.
Love (chillate huye)—madarchod, aa gayi apni gaand aur bur phadwa kar..maine mana kiya tha lekin nahi mani..aa gayi ab akal thikane ?
Maharani (mann me)—inhe kaise malum ki main apni gaand aur bur phadwa kar aa rahi hu ? kahi usne inki bhi to....?
Love (mann me)—munim sahi kahta tha ki maha chudakkad pari ko chodne ke baad ye saand maha chudakkad saand ban gaya hai ab iss saand ka yaha rahna hamare hit me nahi hai. Aaj isne meri biwi ko chod chod ke bur gaand phad diya..kal ko meri betiyo ko bhi...nahi,,nahi,,main aisa nahi hone dunga..main kal hi iss harami ko vapis dharti me bhej dunga..
Agle din sabha me love ne raj ko vapis dharti me bhejne ka faisla suna diya lekin raj iske liye taiyar nahi tha.
Raj—main ab kahi nahi jaunga..
Munim—tumhe jana hi hoga..
Raj—mujhe mera vahi sharir chahiye..
Love—vo sharir to ab nahi mil sakta..vo to nasht ho chuka hai..
Raj—to phir nahi jana
Love—tumhara naya janam hoga ..jaha tum chahoge vahi hoga..
Raj—meri kuch sharte hain
Love--bolo..
Raj—mujhe apni sheetal didi vapis chahiye..
Love—theek hai..lekin uska bhi naya janam hoga..
Raj—mujhe meri vahi family chahiye..aur haan, mujhe koi baap vaap nahi chahiye..
Love—theek hai..tum apni maa malti ke hi garbh se janam loge..iss tarah tum tumhara koi baap nahi hoga balki tum khud hi apne baap hoge. kyonki tumhari maa ke pet me tumhara hi to beej hai. tumne hi to use chod chod ke garbhvati kiya hai.
Raj—ye theek rahega, aur mujhe meri vahi chodu team bhi vapis chahiye..
Love—theek hai..unka bhi punarjanam hoga..naye roop aur naye naam ke sath..ab khush?
Raj—vo sab mujhe pahchanenge kaise ki main unka vahi raj hu ?
Love—yaha se jane ke baad tumhe pichla kuch bhi yaad nahi rahega..lekin jab tum apne pichli zindagi ke adhure kaam ko poora karne ke liye nikloge to uss sthan par pahuchte hi tumhe sab yaad aa jayega. Phir tum sabko vishwash dila sakte ho.
Raj—kya meri sheetal didi bhi mujhe pahchan jayengi ?
Love—tum dono ke dil pahle se hi ek dusre se jude huye hain, samay aane par khud hi dono ka dil ek dusre ke liye dhadakne lagega.
Raj—lekin meri sheetal didi kaha hain ?
Love—vo vahi dharti par milegi..
Raj—aur meri sadhna ?
Love—vo bhi vahi milegi..agar tumhara pyar sachcha hoga to tum dono ko pahchan loge, yahi baat unn par bhi lagu hoti hai.
Raj—main apni chodu team ko kaise pahchanunga ?
Love—vo kahi bhi kisi bhi roop ya naam se ho par kabhi na kabhi vo apni purani family ki taraf khinche chale ayenge..unhe pahchanna tuhare liye koi mushkil kaam nahi hoga..akhir chor chor mausere bhai jo thahre..
Aur phir iske baad yamdut use ek jeev roop me malti ke garbh me chhod kar chale gaye. phir nau mahine baad uss raj ka punar janam hua jo ki ab chudakkad saand se maha chudakkad saand banne wala tha. .iske baad raj ki neend toot gayi aur vah uth kar baith gaya.
Raj (mann me)—madarchod, ye kaisa sapna tha ? bhala aisa bhi kabhi hota hai ? pata nahi ab kaise kaise sapne aane lage hain..?
Phir raj ko sheetal ki yaad aayi to uske chehre par udasi aur dil me bechaini hone lagi to vah uth kar chhat me chala gaya. Jaha meena aur sabne malti ke ab tak na jane ki baat batayi aur phir phone par malti ki cheekh sun kar vo turant uss jagah ke liye nikal gaya.
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