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Nice update
Ek cheeg smjh nhi ayi agar Raj ke ghar walon ko yeh bola jaega ki Raj bahar padne jaa rha hai aur wo yahan reh ke apni baap ki zindagi jiyega toh uske ghar walon ko pta nhi chlega 🤔 , aur yeh rajasthan picnic me kuch hulchul hoti nazar arahe hai firse lgta hai shuruat wahen se hone wali jahan se ant kiya tha raj ka.
Waise yeh Doctor Yash ne shi prove kra kya 🤣🤣 , waise me toh quiz me participate he nhi kra 🤔, mtlb chodu team ka patta saaf
Mere comment ka reply nhi diya anandsngh12 bhaiya 🤔
 
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UPDATE-29

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

Ab aage........

(Yaha se kahani Raj ki jubani chalegi, jaha bhi uska direct role hoga)

Dark aur sabhi91 ko drop karne ke baad damini aur uske beech kafi der tak baate hoti rahi, vah abhi bhi raj ka shukriya ada kiye ja rahi thi,

Damini—thanks sir, agar aaj aap nahi aate to...

Raj—isme shukriya ki koi baat nahi hai, ye to mera farz tha...vaise bhi main tumhara karzdar tha kyonki tumne meri jaan bachayi thi..ab hisab barabar ho gaya..

Damini—maine hamesha aapke baare me galat socha, lekin uss ghatna (black star ke sath akhiri fight) ke baad pahli baar mujhe samajh me aaya ki main kitni galat thi...uss din mujhe malum hua ki iss saand ke andar ek bahut hi sundar insaan chhupa hua hai..

Raj—main koi achcha vachcha nahi hu balki ek number ka chudakkad admi hu, tabhi to log mujhe saand kahte hain.

Damini—sir, aap unn ladko se mere baare me kya bol rahe the ?

Raj—kya bol raha tha ? kuch bhi to nahi..

Damini (nazre jhuka kar)—yahi ki main aapki hone wali biwi hu...maine sab sun liya tha..

Raj—achcha..vo..vo to maine aise hi bol diya tha...bura laga ?

Damini (na me gardan hilate huye)—nahi

Raj—phir to theek hai..

Damini—lekin sir aap itne saal the kaha aur aapne apne jinda hone ki baat kisi ko batayi kyon nahi ? ya phir kisi secret mission par the ?

Raj (kuch der soch kar)—vo kya hai na ki main itne saal coma me tha, isliye kisi ko pata hi nahi chala ki main jinda hu...meri halat dekh kar mere chodu dost bhi meri family ko le kar yaha aa gaye..unhe darr tha ki kahi black star ke admi meri family ya mujhe koi nuksan na pahucha e isliye unhone ye raaz kisi par jahir nahi kiya..

Damini—ohhh, to ye baat thi..

Raj—hmmm..lo tumhari gadi bhi mil gayi..yahi hai na ?

Damini—hmmmm....aap bhi mere sath ghar chaliye na...mummy aur shashi milna chahte hain aapse ?

Raj—phir kabhi..abhi kafi der ho gaye ghar se nikle huye, sabhi pareshan honge..

Kuch der baat karne ke baad damini apni gadi se ghar chali gayi aur main apne ghar aa gaya.. mujhe dekhte hi vaishali ghurne lagi jo ki school ja rahi thi, mujhe dekh kar ruk gayi.

Vaishali—kyon teri shirt kaha gayi ? kisko daan kar aaya ?

Raj (jaldi se)—vo maine apni nayi sp damini madam ko pahna di..unki shirt phat gayi thi na isliye.

Vaishali (ghur kar)—kya kaha...? kaha mili tujhe vo..? uski shirt kaise phati ? aur tune pahnayi kyon ? vo tere upar aaj kal itni meharban kyon ho rahi hai ? jaldi bata..kya chakkar hai uske sath tera ? Sali ko sharam bhi nahi aati apne se aadhi umra ke ladke ko apna jism dikhate huye ?

Raj (mann me)—ye main kaha phans gaya..ab kya bolu iss chudail ko..?

Vaishali—bolta kyon nahi ya phir chappal khane ke baad hi bolega...?

Raj—mujhe kya pata kaise phat gayi ?

Main jaldi se apne room me bhag gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar liya...

Vaishali (budbudate huye)—school se aane ke baad dekhti hu tujhe...aur uss Sali budhiya ko ek tu hi mila tha shirt pahnane ke liye....kisi din Sali ki gaand me danda thoons doongi..tabhi tera picha chhodegi..

Jab vo chali gayi, tab maine rahat ki saans li...lunch karne ke baad main apne room me so gaya, shaam ko maa ke uthane se neend khuli...raat me khana khate huye bhi vaishali mujhe hi ghur rahi thi.

Baato hi baato me pata chala ki vaishali bhi picnic ja rahi hai, sath me janhavi aur disha bhi jana chahti thi magar ghar wale mana kar rahe the...

Malti—nahi koi nahi jayegi picnic..

Vaishali—jane do na maa...aaj pahli baar to picnic par jane ka mouka mila hai...aur phir school ki taraf se ja rahe hain..sirf ek hafte ki hi to baat hai..

Roopa—jamana kharab hai...jawan ladkiyo ka iss tarah bahar ghumna theek nahi hai..

Disha—hum akele kaha hain mummy,,,sabhi students hain sath me aur phir madam bhi to ja rahi hain..

Sonam—raj, tum bhi ja rahe ho kya ?

Meena—raj ki tabiyat theek nahi hai,,vo kaise jayega ?

Raj—main nahi jaunga...

Roopa—raj jata to baat alag thi...itni door nahi jana...main dusro ke bharose jawan ladkiyo ko nahi chhod sakti..

Mera picnic par jane ka vaisa koi mood to nahi tha lekin alka madam aur usha ki bur milne ki chahat aur kuch apni bahno ke dabav ke chalte main jane ko taiyar ho gaya..picnic ke liye school ki taraf se train ticket book ho gayi thi..

Niyat samay par main aur vikram school pahuch gaye kyonki sabhi ko vahi ekattha hone ko kaha gaya tha, tabhi meri nazar aate huye deepu par pad gayi.

Raj—ye madarchod bhi ja raha hai kya ?

Vikram—hamari class ke sabhi student ja rahe hain..vo bhi to hamari class me hi hai na yaar..

Raj—phir to ye pakka poore raste meri laat khayega bhosdika...

Vikram—chhod na yaar..jane de use ab...vaise bhi vo ab tujhse door hi rahta hai..

Raj—nahi yaar, usse dubara dosti karni padegi mujhe...

Vikram—kyon ?

Raj—uski badi bahan nilima ki bur jo chodne layak ho gayi hai..hihihi

Vikram—saale, tu kabhi nahi sudhar sakta...jab dekho bur..jha dekho bur...bur ke alawa tujhe kuch dikhta nahi hai kya jo har samay bur ke chakkar me hi pada rahta hai..

Raj—kaash ki tu ek ladki hoti aur tere paas bhi bur hoti to kitna maza aata...

Vikram (ghur kar)—bhag bhosdike...

Teachers sahit Kul mila kar 40 log ja rahe the..baki students ne kisi na kisi karanvash apna naam vapis le liya tha trip se..ghar me dukh ka mahoul hone ke karan usha bhi nahi ja rahi thi...khair hum sab subah 10 baje rajasthan ke liye rawana ho gaye.. main beech beech me kabhi alka madam to kabhi deepu ko pareshan karta raha.

Agle din hum jaipur pahuch gaye...aur agle do dino me hamne lagbhag poora jaipur ghum liya.. uske baad hum ajmer sharif gaye..uske baad jodhpur, chittourgarh bhi ghuma..ek hafta kaise gujar gaya, pata hi nahi chala...magar alka madam ko chodne ka koi mouka nahi mil pa raha tha..akhiri me girinar aur registan ki sair karne ka number aaya.

Vaha jane ke liye sabne bus se jane ka faisla kiya..badi mushkil se ek khachaada bus mili..khair sab usme hi sawar ho gaye...halanki usme kuch sawariya pahle se baithi huyi thi, jo shayad vahi ja rahe the.

Karib raat ke 8 baje bus apne gantavya ki oar rawana ho chali..hum sabhi apni apni seato par tek laga kar baith gaye...din bhar ki thakaan ki vajah se sabhi ko neend aane lagi thi...vaishali aur janhavi to seat par tik kar so bhi gayi thi jabki mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi to main vikram ka bheja fry kar raha tha...

Raj—abe bhosdike...yaha sone aaya hai ya picnic manane ?

Vikram—abe lounde mujhe sone de...pareshan mat kar...jab se dimag kha raha hai..

Raj—abe jhaantu..vo dekh physics wali madam kaise baithi hain...unke blouse se unki chuchiya nazar aa rahi hain...jara soch ki unki bur kaisi hogi ?

Vikram—bhosdike..tujhe bur ke alawa bhi kuch sujhta hai kya ...jab dekho bur...uss din alka madam ki maar khane ke baad bhi tera mann nahi bhara ?

Raj—soch..jab alka madam aur physics wali renuka madam nangi hoti hongi to kaisi lagti hongi ? kya mast phooli huyi gaand hai dono ki....dono ki gaand maarne me bahut maza ayega yaar...

Vikram—aisa maza tujhe hi mubarak ho...

Raj—kyon tera khada nahi hota kya ?

Vikram—main Love1994 nahi hu jki jiska viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota..

Raj (munh me hath rakh ke)—ohhh OMG....ye baat tujhe bhi pata hai ? lagta hai ki ye poori duniya ko malum ho gaya ki Love1994 ka lund khada nahi hota..bechara...uski biwi ka kitna bura haal hota hoga, bechari na jane kis kis se pelwati phirti hogi..saale bade harami dost nikle ;ove1994 ke jinhone uska ye raaz sabko bata diya..bechara....

Vikram—abe uss hinjhde ka naam mat le..kahi mera lund bhi khada hona band na kar de..?

Raj—hahahaha

Aise hi main uska bheja fry karta raha..mujhe bhi ab beech beech me halki halki jhapki aane lagi thi..ek to beeran aur anjani jagah, upar se ye khachaada bus me mujhe uncomfortable lag raha tha..

Driver ko bhi shayad bahut jaldi thi gantavya sthan tak pahuchne ki, isiliye shayad vo bhi tez speed se bus ko bhagaye chala ja raha tha...andar se darr bhi lag raha tha ki kahi vo bus ko thok na de kyonki andhera kafi ghana tha, sath me sunsan sadak ke kinare.

Maine khidki se bahar jhaank kar dekha to door door tak koi ghar nahi dikh raha tha, sadak par bhi ekka dukka vaahan hi dikhayi de rahe the.

Teacher’s ne driver ko toka bhi ki bus ki speed thodi dheemi karo..unki baat sun kar kuch samay tak to usne bus ko hire dhire chalaya lekin kuch der baad usne phir se bus ki speed badha di.

Alka—ye sunta hi nahi hai..arrey yaar itni speed me kyon bhaga rahe ho ? speed kam karo..warna kahi accident na ho jaye ?

Alka madam ki dekha dekhi, baki logo ne bhi yahi kaha, lekin mana karne ke baavjood driver ne speed kam karne ki jagah aur tez kar di..

Driver—madam ji, jo main kar raha hu, bilkul theek kar raha hu...maine suna hai ki ye elaka achcha nahi hai, bahut jyada khatra hai iss jagah ....hum jitna jaldi iss elaake ko paar kar ke aage badh jaye, utna achcha hoga..

Alka—chalo theek hai phir aisi baat hai to..

Bus tez speed me aage badh hi rahi thi ki tabhi jor ji awaz huyi aur bus ka santulan gadbada gaya, aur bus thodi door aage ja kar ruk gayi. Achanak bus rukne se sabhi sakpaka gaye. itni khatarnak jagah par iss tarah achanak bus ke rukne se sabhi ke dil me ek anjana sa darr sataane laga.

Raj—kya hua bhai ? bus kyon rok di, yaha sunsan jungle me ?

Driver—maine roki nahi hai balki apne aap hi ruk gayi hai..

Vaishali—ye awaz kaisi thi ?

Driver—pata nahi..niche utar ke dekhta hu..

Driver ne apni torch jala kar niche utar gaya aur dekhne laga ki akhir bus ko hua kya hai ? vo ruki kyon ?

Driver—ohh no..

Alka—kya hua bhai ?

Driver—bus ke piche ke dono pahiye (tyres) puncture ho gaye hain aur bus me koi extra pahiya bhi nahi hai...

Sabhi—kyaaaa ?

Alka (tension)—ab kya kare ? yaha rukna bahut khatarnak hai aur jaye to kaha jaye ?

Sabhi soch me pad gaye...reteeli anjan jagah, amavas ki gahri kaali raat, jungli janwaro ka darr, khatarnak elaka..upar se aise me bus ka yoon bigad jana..ye soch soch kar to sabke hosh hi ud gaye the..darr unke dilo ke andar gahrane laga tha.

Renuka (tension)—ab kya kare aur kya na kare ? kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hai..

Sabhi isi yension me pareshan the tabhi mujhe thodi doori par kuch roshni timtimati huyi si nazar aayi...

Raj—dekho, vaha roshni dikhayi de rahi hai...ho sakta hai ki vaha koi gaon ho ? chalo sab vahi chalte hain, shayad raat bhar ke liye koi surakshit jagah mil jaye..agar ek kamra bhi mil gaya to sab vaha baith kar raat to gujaar hi sakte hain.

Sab meri baato se sahmat ho gaye, sabne apna apna samaan uthaya aur chal pade uss roshni ki taraf..jaise hi hum sab uss roshni ke karib pahuche to hame vaha ek bada sa ghar dikhayi diya.. jise dekhne se lag raha tha jaise ki vo koi purani dharmashala ho aur jaha bhoole bhatke musafir rukte honge..

Sab ghar ke darwaje ke bahar khade ho gaye, driver ne darwaja khatkhataya to ek buddhe admi ne darwaja khola..uske sir par ek badi si pagdi thi, gale me purane jamane ka koi aabhusan tha, kano me bhi kundal pahan rakhe the, kurte ke upar usne ek half coat pahna hua tha, kamar me dhoti, pairo me purane jamane ki oont ke chamde se bani chappal pahan rakhi thi aur hath me ek bada sa danda liye huye tha.

Vo aur uska pahnava, bada hi ajeeb lag raha tha..kisi ki usse kuch bolne ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi..tabhi conductor ne badi himmat kar ke kaha..

Conductor—taau sa...hamari bus puncture ho gayi hai...hum sabko raat gujaarne ke liye agar aapke ghar me thodi si jagah mil jaye to badi meharbani hogi..

Buddha—darne ki jarurat koi na hai..main chaudhary sumer singh aur mhari gharwali dhanno hi yaha rahte hain..aap sab log bhitar padharo..jo hum dono se ban padega, aapki madad karenge..

Conductor—bahut bahut dhanyawad..taau sa...badi meharbani jo iss anjaan jagah par aap hamari madad karne ko razi ho gaye..

Buddha—isme dhanyawad ki ke baat hai...ye to mhara farz hai..mhare ko badi khushi huyi jo aap log mhare yaha padhare..yaha do kamre hain..ek kamre me aap sab raat gujaar lo. Vaha uss matke me pani rakha hai.

Hum sabne apna apna samaan le kar kamre me aa gaye...aur vahi deewar se tek laga kar baith gaye.vastav me vo ek bada sa haal tha jaha baith kar araam se raat gujari ja sakti thi.

Buddha—ek baat aur...jis kisi ko bhi bahar ka kaam ho, abhi nipta lo...raat ko 12 baje ke baad koi bahar nahi niklega aur na hi main use bahar nikalne dunga..aur koi bhi mujhse iska kaaran nahi puchega..bas itna samajh lo ki yaha raat ko 12 baje ke baad ghar se bahar nikalne ka matlab ki apni mout ko dawat dena..raat me 12 baje ke baad bahar kitna khatra hai, iska tum log andaza bhi nahi laga sakte...samajh gaye..

Buddhe ne ek baar phir se sabko ghar se bahar na nikalne ki hidayat di aur sone ko kah kar kamre se chala gaya...Hamne uss buddhe ki baat maan kar apna sab kaam pahle hi nipta kar baith gaye aur sone ki koshish karne lage...ekaadh ghante me sabhi ko neend aa gayi.

Lagbhag 12 baje ke baad na jane conductor ko kya sujhi ..use bidi peene ki talab lagi to vah uth kar bahar jane laga...buddhe ne use bahut roka lekin vo nahi mana aur kiwad khol kar bahar nikal gaya..

Conductor ke bahar jate hi buddhe ne turant ghar ke darwaje band kiye aur sath me lakdi ke patre ki madad se darwaje ko majbooti se band kar diya jisse ki koi bhi bhitar na aa sake..usne ghar ki sari lights aur khidkiyo ko bhi achchi tarah se band kar diya.

Karib raat me do baje ke aas paas kisi ke jor jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar hum sabhi ki neend khul gayi...tabhi janhavi jor se chilla padi...

Janhavi (jor se chilla kar)—raajjj.....vaishali kaha hai ?

Ye sunte hi main buri tarah chounk gaya......



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