Jaise hi radha ne nangi karne ki permission di, sunte hi raj khushi se jhoom utha, lekin usse jyada khush to uska baburao ho raha tha..kaha to vah malti ki bur ke darshan karne ke sapne dekh raha tha lekin radha ke sath me sone ki vajah se uska vo khwab, sirf khwab hi ban kar rah gaya, jisse vah behad udas ho kar munh latka kar so gaya tha, aur ab to use bur ke darshan ki jagah bur chodne ka mouka milne ki ummid jaag uthi thi radha ko garam dekh kar.
Raj—sach me tujhe nangi kar du ?
Radha—hmmm
Raj—poori nangi kar du...?
Radha—hmmm..mere kapde utar ke mujhe poori nangi kar do bhaiya..jaldi karo na phir apni choti bahan ko poori nangi..bhaiya..
Uski baat sunte hi raj ne turant radha ke kapde utar kar use poori tarah se nangi kar diya, jaise hi uska jism beparda ho kar raj ki ankho ke samne aaya to dekhte hi uska lundraj khushi se uchhal pada.
Do badi badi nariyal jaisi choochiya, jin par dhoodhiya rang ke choochuk kahar dha rahe the aur kele ke khambhe ke samaan chikni gori jaanghe, unn jangho ke beech me hara bhara jungle jiske beech se ek patli barik bahti huyi nadi..ye sab kisi rishi muni ke tapasya bhang karne ke liye bhi paryapt tha.
Kuch der tak to raj uske nange badan ko yoon hi apalak niharta raha aur phir ekayak unn par kisi chudase saand ki bhanti toot pada...usne radha ka ek doodh pakad kar use dhire dhire dabate huye, doosre doodh ki ghundi munh me bhar li aur use chusne laga.
Radha ke badan me ek sursuri daud gayi, ek ajeeb tarah ki gudgudahat hone lagi lekin iss gudgudi me bhi use anand mil raha tha..aisa anubhav aaj se pahle usne kabhi mahsoos nahi kiya tha.
Radha—aaaahhh...bhaiya...ye kya ho raha hai mujhe..? aur chuso bhaiya...aur dabao mere doodh....aaahhhh...bahut achcha lag raha hai bhaiya....aise hi daba daba ke chuso apni choti bahan gudiya ke doodh...aaaahhhh
Raj—bahut mast doodh hain tere meri pyari bahna...lagta hai ki inhe dabata hi rahu..
Radha—aaaahhhh...to roka kisne hai, jee bhar ke daba lo apni iss choti bahan ke doodh...aahhh. ab to aapko yakin ho gaya na bhaiya ki mere doodh chote nahi hain ?
Raj (kas ke doodh dabate huye)—haan gudiya...doodh to tere bade bhi hain aur lajawab bhi..
Radha—aaaahhh...itne jor se nahi bhaiya..dard ho raha hai...aram se dhire dhire dabao na, jaise pahle daba rahe the....haan, bas aise hi, aise hi dabate raho bhaiya...apni choti bahan ke doodh. Ab thoda niche bhi dekh lo bhaiya, jisse aapko yakin aa jaye ki aapki gudiya ki bur bhi aapke chodne layak ho gayi hai...aaaahhhhh
Raj—pahle tere doodh to achchi tarah se nichod lu ...
Radha—aaaahhh....aap phir se jor jor se dabane lage bhaiya...thoda dhire dabao bhaiya...aur abhi poori raat padi hai, jitni marzi ho utna nichod lena apni iss choti bahan ke doodh ko, jab tak aapka dil na bhar jaye, tab tak dabate rahna apni gudiya ke doodh.par ek baar pahle apni choti bahan ki bur bhi to dekh lo na bhaiya,,pls..
Raj—tum khud apne hath se phaila kar apne bhaiya ko apni bur dikhao na..
Radha (bur ko aur failate huye)—ye lo dekh lo bhaiya….apni choti bahan ki bur..batao na bhaiya, kaisi hai meri bur ?
Radha ki baat sun kar raj ne ab apna dhyan uski bur ki taraf diya, halanki doodh dabana usne band nahi kiya tha balki aur bhi kas kas ke uske doodh masal raha tha lekin ab radha ke doodh sunn pad gaye the, unme jhunjhuni hone lagi thi isliye ab usko utna dard mhsoos nahi ho raha tha.
Kuch der tak raj uski bur ko dekhta raha jo ki jhaanto se bhari huyi thi..phir raj ne uski phanko ko phaila kar dekha to ek chota sa laal chhed nazar aa gaya, to usne turant hi uski bur ko chatna shuru kar diya...iss adbhut anand se radha poori tarah chudasi aur madhosh ho gayi.
Raj—haaye...bahut pyari bur hai meri bahan ki……par chhed chota hai..magar tu chinta mat kar, mai is chhed ko apne lund se chod chod kar aur bada kar dunga…..
Radha—kar dena bhaiya….jitna bada karna ho utna bada kar dena apni bahan ki bur ke chodne wale chhed ko…..ab baad me chat lena bhaiya meri bur ko...ab jaldi se mujhe chod dalo mere bhaiya….aur bada kar do apni choti bahan ki bur ke chhed ko..
Raj—theek hai gudiya..
Raj ne apne lund ka supada radha ke bur ke muhane par tika diya…..sath me unke dono doodh pakad kar kas kas ke masalne bhi ja raha tha.
Raj—ruk pahle thoda tel laga du teri bur me jisse dard kam hoga..
Radha—jyada dard hota hai kya bhaiya ?
Raj—nahi to..bas thoda sa hoga...
Radha—phir theek hai...laga do tel..
Raj ne tel lagane ke baad bur me apna musal tika diya aur ek jor ka jhatka diya lekin lund phisal kar niche chala gaya....do tin baar dalne par bhi nahi ghusa bahut tight choot thi radha ki.....
Radha—lagta hai ki nahi ghusega bhaiya, vaise bhi aapka gadhe ka lund hai...admi ka thode hi hai jo itna jaldi ghus jayega......main bur ki faanke failati hu....aap poori taqat se dhakka laga ke ghused dena....
Raj—theek hai...
Radha ne apni bur ki faanko ko dono hatho se khub faila diya.....raj ne ek bar phir se bur ke chhed par lund tikaya aur poori taqat se dhakka maar diya......lund bur ko cheerta hua teen inch andar ghus gaya.... radha ki cheekh nikal gayi
Achchha hua koi ghar me sabhi log so gaye the...nahi to sab ko pata chal jata.....uski ankho se anshu bahne lage...aur ankho ke aage andhera chha gaya....raj ko uski is haalat par taras aa gaya...akhir uski bahan thi vo..
Radha (rote huye)—aaaaahhh....bahut dard ho raha hai bhaiya....meri bur phati ja rahi hai.. bahar nikaal lo...mujhe nahi chudwana...aaaaahhhh
Raj—bas thoda sa sahan kar lo..phir dard nahi hoga..
Raj ne raham ki or sochna chhod kar lagatar do teen tagde dhakke jad diye bur me.....radha ki bur ne khoon ki ulti kar di….poora lund bur ko kakdi ki tarah phadte huye unki bachchedani se ja takraya
Magar uski awaz kamre se bahar nikalti ki usse pahle hi raj ne apne hotho se uska muh band kar diya..uski cheekh gale ke bhitar hi atak kar rah gayi Aur vo chillate huye behosh ho gayi..... raj ne jaldi se pass me rakhe jug se unke chehre par pani dala jisse vo hosh me aakar rone lagi.....
Radha (rote huye)—meri bur fat gayi..bhaiya......bahut dard ho raha hai....aaaaa
Raj ne radha ko ab dhire dhire chodna chalu kar diya…..sath me unki chuchi bhi pine laga…..ek hath se dusri chuchi masalta bhi ja raha tha….
Dohre hamle se vo jaldi hi phir se garam ho gayi aur apni gaand upar uthane lagi….raj samajh gaya ki uski choti bahan ab full chodasi ho gayi hai….
Raj ne dono chuchiyo ke nipple marodte huye apne dhakko ki speed badha di bur me….aur de dana dan apni ladli bahan ki bur pelne laga….
Radha—aaaahh… ……aaahhhh…..haa…bhaiya….aise…hi….aur…jor…se……pelo meri bur ko….. meri chuchi bhi khub jor jor se meesta jao bhaiya……..mere doodh kas kas ke dabate raho……mere nipple bhi apne daanto se kaato bhaiya..ha…aise hi bhaiya…..
Raj—bahut mast bur hai gudiya…tumhari….ab to…roj pelunga……pelne dogi na roj apni bur....?
Radha—aaaaahhh….aaaahhhh…..ha…bhaiya……roj mujhe…aise hi poori nangi kar ke pelna……aapki ye badi bahan roj apne bhaiya ko apni bur degi..aaaahhhh
Raj—sach me gudiya…..
Radha—ha mere bhaiya…..
Raj—aa gudiya.....bahut maza hai teri bur me....
Radha—aaahhh......aur chodo bhaiya...apni bahan ko aur chodo.........ye bur ab apki hai..bhaiya...jab mann kare chod lena meri bur.........aaahhh
Lagbhag aise hi ek ghante tak dono ki palang tod chudai chalti rahi.....is dauran radha char bar apna pani chhod chuki thi....raj ka bhi ab hone wala tha....
Radha—aaahhhh...main aane wali hu bhaiya..aaahhh...
Raj ab khub dhakkam pel radha ki bur ko chodne laga.....radha poori mast ho gayi thi pahli chudai me hi..aur anaap shanaap bake ja rahi thi...use kuch hosh hi nahi tha.
Radha—aaaahhaaa....maza aa gaya bhaiya....aap mujhe aise hi roj chodna bhaiya...
Raj—jarur meri bahna....” Duniya Me Aise Hi Nahi Saand Naam Hai Mera....Ladna, Khana Aur Chodna Hi To Kaam Hai Mera.”
Raj—vaise gaand bhi teri badi mast hai..
Radha—abhi bur ka maza le lo bhaiya, phir kabhi gaand bhi maar lena..
Raj—theek hai meri bur chodi bahan…..ye le…
Radha—aaahhaaa....aise hi chodte raho bhaiya...aaaahhhhh..aise daily doodh dabana apni choti bahan ke bhaiya..
Raj—mai aaya...ye le....
Aur phir raj ke lund ne apni choti bahan ki bur ko apne pani se bharna chalu kar diya.....ek ke baad ek na jane kitni lambi pichakariya chhutne lagi radha ki bur me...poori labalab bhar gayi uski bur.......
Jhadne ke baad dono ek dusre se lipat kar lete rahe....dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...
Radha se utha tak nahi ja raha tha, sahara de kar kisi tarah raj use bathroom le gaya aur uski bur saaf ki, uska mann to ek baar phir se apni bahan ki bur me dubki lagane ka ho raha tha kintu uski halat dekh kar apna vichar tyag diya.
Radha ko pain killer khila kar bedsheet change karne ke baad vapis bistar me lita diya, radha to chipak kar jaldi hi so gayi lekin raj ko abhi neend nahi aa rahi thi..itni der ki dhama choukdi ke baad uske pet me chot wali jagah par thoda dard hone laga tha.
Vah lete huye radha ki batayi huyi baato ke baare me sochne laga jo usne saandpur ke baare me batayi thi..
Raj (mann me)—iss saandpur aur abhay ka kya chakkar hai ? sab saandpur wala apna ghar chhod kar yaha kyon aa gaye chupchap ? kya kya chhupaya hai sabne mujhse ? mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga...ghar wale to kuch bhi batane se rahe...kyon na main chodu team se hi paya karu ? haan, yahi theek rahega...main kal hi ja kar unse puchta hu..
Aise hi sochte huye use sheetal aur sadhna ka khyal aa gaya, jaisa ki radha ne bataya tha unke baare me....dono ka khyal aate hi ek baar phir se uske dil me bechaini hone lagi...uske andar abhi kuch der pahle tak jo hawash havi thi, uski jagah bechaini aur dard ne le li.
Raj (mann me)—mujhe mere khwabo me jo ladki nazar aati hai, vo koun hai ? sheetal ya sadhna ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai jaise ki dono se mera bahut gahra rishta hai ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai ki main unse pahle bhi mil chuka hu ? unka khyal aate hi kyon mere andar bechaini hone lagti hai ?
“Khwabo Ki Duniya Mein Hum Khote Chale Gaye,
Naa The Madahosh, Par Madahosh Hote Chale Gaye,
Naa Jaane Kya Baat Thi Uske Chehre Mein ?
Ki Na Chahte Huye Bhi Hum Unke Hote Chale Gaye.”
Yahi sab sochte huye vo apne khwabo ki duniya me kho gaya, subah jab sabse pahle radha ki neend khuli to vah khud ko raj ki baanho me nangi dekh kar chounk gayi, shayad uski mansik halat ab theek ho chuki thi...vah ek baar phir se 18 saal ki ladki se aaj ki 36-37 saal ki ladki ban chuki thi...raat me kya hua tha, use ab kuch bhi yaad nahi tha uska.
Jaldi se apne kapde utha kar vah bistar se niche utri to use apni dono jaangho ke beech me kafi dard mahsoos hua, usne chounk kar niche dekha to hairan rah gayi, uski bur phool kar kuppa ho gayi thi, sath me kal tak uski bur ki jo phaanke aapas me chipki huyi thi, vo ab phaili gayi thi.
Radha (shocked)—main yaha raj ke bistar me ? aur, ye..ye main nangi kaise ho gayi ? mere kapde kisne utaare ? ohhh..ye meri jaangho ke beech me itna dard kyon ho raha hai ? meri bur itni jyada suji huyi kyon hai ? kahi raj ne to mere sath....?..nahi..nahi...vo aisa karne ki mere sath soch bhi kaise sakta hai ?
Radha (mann me)—lekin lagta to yahi hai ki main ab kuwari ladki nahi rahi...meri suji huyi bur, bur ki phaili huyi phaanke aur mera raj ke bistar me poori nangi hona, yahi sabit karta hai ki meri bur ab chud chuki hai....to kya raj ne ? (aanshu bahate huye)...itna bada paap karne ki raj soch bhi kaise sakta hai ? main iske liye tujhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi...
Kisi tarah usne kapde pahne aur phir Usne gusse me sote huye raj ke gaalo par tadatad thappado ki barish kar di, achanak thappad padne se raj baukhla kar uth baitha.
Raj (hadbada kar)—iski maa ko chodu...koun hai madarchodd ?
Radha (rote chillate)—kyon kiya tune aisa ? tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aayi mere sath aisa karte huye ? laanat hai tujh par..
Raj (shocked)—gudiya..kya hua ? (mann me)...kahi bur chudne se ye theek to nahi ho gayi ? lagta hai ki raat ka sab bhool gayi ye ?
Radha (gussa me)—aaj ke baad apni shakal bhi mat dikhana mujhe..mar gaya tu aaj se mere liye..
Raj apni safayi me kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi radha rote huye gusse me langdate langdate uske room se bahar nikal gayi, raj aankhe phade use bas dekhta rah gaya...radha ke chillane ki awaz sun kar malti aur meena turant vaha pahuch gayi.
Meena—kya hua beta ? tu baar baar gaal kyon sahla raha hai, usne mara kya tujhe ? main abhi ja kar batati hu use..
Raj (jaldi se)—nahi maa..radha bua ki koi galti nahi hai....unhe bas vahi ajeeb jeev yaad aa gaya tha sote huye,
Malti—ye radha bhi na...jane kab theek hogi iski ye bimari ? aaj tak hamse darti thi aur aaj tujh par hath utha diya usne ?
Meena (gusse me)—main use chhodungi nahi..uski himmat kaise huyi raj ko maarne ki ? vaishali hi kya kam thi jo ye bhi.....
Raj—jane do maa, unhe kuch mat kahna..aapko meri kasam..vaise bhi isme unki koi galti nahi hai..
Vaishali (vaha aate huye)—kyon re, kya kiya tune meri didi ke sath ? vo ro kyon rahi hain aur langdate huye kyon gayi yaha se ?
Meena—teri hi kami rah gayi thi..tu bhi aa ja...
Vaishali—haan, to main kuch bol bhi nahi sakti kya ..? aap logo ne hi isko sir pe chadha rakha hai...ab chup kyon hai, munh me chhale pad gaye hain kya tere ?
Raj soch me pad gaya ki ab vaishali ko kya jawab de ? rahi sahi kasar janhavi ke sawal ne poori kar di, jo ki abhi abhi sabki awaze sun kar rajni ke sath vaha pahuchi thi.
Janhavi—ye bedsheet yaha kyon rahi huyi hai aur isme itna khoon kaise lag gaya ?
Vaishali—arrey, ye to vahi bedsheet hai jo raat me iske bistar me bichhi thi....(ghurte huye)..kyon isme khoon kaise laga ?
Raj (hadbada kar)—vo..vo..asal me radha bua ka pair meri chot wali jagah par jor se lag gaya tha sote huye ....jisse vaha se khoon nikalne laga aur dard bhi hua to maine neend me hi unhe dhakka de diya jisse vo bistar se niche gir gayi..ye ussi khoon ke aag hain aur niche girne ke kaaran shayad radha bua ko bhi kahi chot lag gayi hogi pair me...
Rajni—tu sach bol raha hai ? (mann me)..kya pata sote huye me kahi isne radha didi ko pel na diya ho ? iss chudakkad ka kya bharosa ?
Raj—kasam se..ekdam sachchi..
Vaise to rajni hamesha raj se door hi rahti thi, aisa nahi tha ki vah raj ko ek bahan ki tarah pyar nahi karti thi lekin usne ek baar raj ko ghar ki naukrani ko kitchen me chodte huye dekh liya tha, phir iske kuch din baad hi jab vo dophar ko apne room me so rahi thi tab raj ne sote huye me rajni ki bur me salwar khol kar ungli ghused di thi, tab se rajni usse kuch door hi rahti thi.
Raj—ek glass pani do na ?
Rajni—khud le kar pi le..
Vo abhi aage kuch bolti ki meena ne unhe daant kar vaha se bhaga diya...vo hasti huyi vaishali aur janhavi ke sath vaha se chali gayi.
Raj (mann me)—“Naajo Se Pali Ho, Isliye Bhaav Kha Rahi Ho...Ek Din Patak Patak Kar Chodega Saand, Bekaar Mushkura Rahi Ho.”
Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.
Ye to yaar gajab lauda giri hai bhai raat me khud se hi raji hokr apni bur fadva li or subah hote hi radha bua ke tevar hi badal gye sote huye ko thappad maar kr datti Hui chali gyi or yha Raj ko fsa gyi... Sahi hai bhai maza ke sath saza bhi milti hai... Superb update bhai jabarjast sandar lajvab
Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.
Ab aage.......
Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...
Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?
Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?
Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..
Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?
Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..
Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?
Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...
Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?
Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..
Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..
Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.
Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.
Raj—matlab ?
Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.
Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...
Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...
Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..
Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..
Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?
Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..
Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?
Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..
Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?
Prem pujari—hmmmm
Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.
Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..
Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?
Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?
Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...
Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?
Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...
Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..
Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..
Raj—theek hai..
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?
Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?
Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?
Ans—Amrood ke patte.
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?
Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya
(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?
Ans—Uske Nipple
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?
Ans—Chootad
(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?
Ans—Lund
(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?
Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?
Ans—Leech
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?
Ans—Mrit Sagar
(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?
Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.
(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?
Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?
Ans—Uski jaanghe
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?
Ans—Uska Surname
(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?
Ans—Nigirea
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?
Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?
Ans—Kapaas (cotton)
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?
Ans—Love1994
Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi
Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,
Raj—namaste madam
Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?
Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?
Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...
Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?
Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?
Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?
Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...
Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?
Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...
Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..
Alka—kyon ?
Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..
Alka—gussa kyon ?
Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?
Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?
Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?
Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.
Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.
Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?
Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh
Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..
Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh
Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..
Alka—aaahhhhhh
Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..
Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...
Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.
Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?
Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?
Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?
Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..
Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...
Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...
Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.
Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?
Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..
Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.
Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...
Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...
Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...
Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.
Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.
Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.
Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.
Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..
“tadaaakkkkkkk”
MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?
“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”
Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.
Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...
MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh
Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”
MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh
Raj—chattaaakkkkkk
MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..
Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..
Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...
Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...
Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...
Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...
Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.
Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...
Raj—it;s all right..
Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?
Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..
Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...
Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..
Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.
Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?
Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..
Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..
Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?
Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?
Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...
Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..
Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..
Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?
Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...
Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”
Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..
Dono—theek hai..
Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.
Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?
Mind blowing bhai superb update jabarjast sandar damini madam ko bcha liya or use 2 nye members bhi mil gye chodu team ke liye vhi MLA mauka dekh kr bhag gya hai bhagne se pahle raj ne kafi mara bhi pr lagta hai abhi Uski jindgi abhi thoda or baki hai... Chodu team ne sab bta diya hai Raj ko saand ke bare me Abhay black star ke bare me or saandpur ke bare me bhi...
Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.
Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?
Ab aage........
(Yaha se kahani Raj ki jubani chalegi, jaha bhi uska direct role hoga)
Dark aur sabhi91 ko drop karne ke baad damini aur uske beech kafi der tak baate hoti rahi, vah abhi bhi raj ka shukriya ada kiye ja rahi thi,
Damini—thanks sir, agar aaj aap nahi aate to...
Raj—isme shukriya ki koi baat nahi hai, ye to mera farz tha...vaise bhi main tumhara karzdar tha kyonki tumne meri jaan bachayi thi..ab hisab barabar ho gaya..
Damini—maine hamesha aapke baare me galat socha, lekin uss ghatna (black star ke sath akhiri fight) ke baad pahli baar mujhe samajh me aaya ki main kitni galat thi...uss din mujhe malum hua ki iss saand ke andar ek bahut hi sundar insaan chhupa hua hai..
Raj—main koi achcha vachcha nahi hu balki ek number ka chudakkad admi hu, tabhi to log mujhe saand kahte hain.
Damini—sir, aap unn ladko se mere baare me kya bol rahe the ?
Raj—kya bol raha tha ? kuch bhi to nahi..
Damini (nazre jhuka kar)—yahi ki main aapki hone wali biwi hu...maine sab sun liya tha..
Raj—achcha..vo..vo to maine aise hi bol diya tha...bura laga ?
Damini (na me gardan hilate huye)—nahi
Raj—phir to theek hai..
Damini—lekin sir aap itne saal the kaha aur aapne apne jinda hone ki baat kisi ko batayi kyon nahi ? ya phir kisi secret mission par the ?
Raj (kuch der soch kar)—vo kya hai na ki main itne saal coma me tha, isliye kisi ko pata hi nahi chala ki main jinda hu...meri halat dekh kar mere chodu dost bhi meri family ko le kar yaha aa gaye..unhe darr tha ki kahi black star ke admi meri family ya mujhe koi nuksan na pahucha e isliye unhone ye raaz kisi par jahir nahi kiya..
Damini—ohhh, to ye baat thi..
Raj—hmmm..lo tumhari gadi bhi mil gayi..yahi hai na ?
Damini—hmmmm....aap bhi mere sath ghar chaliye na...mummy aur shashi milna chahte hain aapse ?
Raj—phir kabhi..abhi kafi der ho gaye ghar se nikle huye, sabhi pareshan honge..
Kuch der baat karne ke baad damini apni gadi se ghar chali gayi aur main apne ghar aa gaya.. mujhe dekhte hi vaishali ghurne lagi jo ki school ja rahi thi, mujhe dekh kar ruk gayi.
Vaishali—kyon teri shirt kaha gayi ? kisko daan kar aaya ?
Raj (jaldi se)—vo maine apni nayi sp damini madam ko pahna di..unki shirt phat gayi thi na isliye.
Vaishali (ghur kar)—kya kaha...? kaha mili tujhe vo..? uski shirt kaise phati ? aur tune pahnayi kyon ? vo tere upar aaj kal itni meharban kyon ho rahi hai ? jaldi bata..kya chakkar hai uske sath tera ? Sali ko sharam bhi nahi aati apne se aadhi umra ke ladke ko apna jism dikhate huye ?
Raj (mann me)—ye main kaha phans gaya..ab kya bolu iss chudail ko..?
Vaishali—bolta kyon nahi ya phir chappal khane ke baad hi bolega...?
Raj—mujhe kya pata kaise phat gayi ?
Main jaldi se apne room me bhag gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar liya...
Vaishali (budbudate huye)—school se aane ke baad dekhti hu tujhe...aur uss Sali budhiya ko ek tu hi mila tha shirt pahnane ke liye....kisi din Sali ki gaand me danda thoons doongi..tabhi tera picha chhodegi..
Jab vo chali gayi, tab maine rahat ki saans li...lunch karne ke baad main apne room me so gaya, shaam ko maa ke uthane se neend khuli...raat me khana khate huye bhi vaishali mujhe hi ghur rahi thi.
Baato hi baato me pata chala ki vaishali bhi picnic ja rahi hai, sath me janhavi aur disha bhi jana chahti thi magar ghar wale mana kar rahe the...
Malti—nahi koi nahi jayegi picnic..
Vaishali—jane do na maa...aaj pahli baar to picnic par jane ka mouka mila hai...aur phir school ki taraf se ja rahe hain..sirf ek hafte ki hi to baat hai..
Roopa—jamana kharab hai...jawan ladkiyo ka iss tarah bahar ghumna theek nahi hai..
Disha—hum akele kaha hain mummy,,,sabhi students hain sath me aur phir madam bhi to ja rahi hain..
Sonam—raj, tum bhi ja rahe ho kya ?
Meena—raj ki tabiyat theek nahi hai,,vo kaise jayega ?
Raj—main nahi jaunga...
Roopa—raj jata to baat alag thi...itni door nahi jana...main dusro ke bharose jawan ladkiyo ko nahi chhod sakti..
Mera picnic par jane ka vaisa koi mood to nahi tha lekin alka madam aur usha ki bur milne ki chahat aur kuch apni bahno ke dabav ke chalte main jane ko taiyar ho gaya..picnic ke liye school ki taraf se train ticket book ho gayi thi..
Niyat samay par main aur vikram school pahuch gaye kyonki sabhi ko vahi ekattha hone ko kaha gaya tha, tabhi meri nazar aate huye deepu par pad gayi.
Raj—ye madarchod bhi ja raha hai kya ?
Vikram—hamari class ke sabhi student ja rahe hain..vo bhi to hamari class me hi hai na yaar..
Raj—phir to ye pakka poore raste meri laat khayega bhosdika...
Vikram—chhod na yaar..jane de use ab...vaise bhi vo ab tujhse door hi rahta hai..
Raj—uski badi bahan nilima ki bur jo chodne layak ho gayi hai..hihihi
Vikram—saale, tu kabhi nahi sudhar sakta...jab dekho bur..jha dekho bur...bur ke alawa tujhe kuch dikhta nahi hai kya jo har samay bur ke chakkar me hi pada rahta hai..
Raj—kaash ki tu ek ladki hoti aur tere paas bhi bur hoti to kitna maza aata...
Vikram (ghur kar)—bhag bhosdike...
Teachers sahit Kul mila kar 40 log ja rahe the..baki students ne kisi na kisi karanvash apna naam vapis le liya tha trip se..ghar me dukh ka mahoul hone ke karan usha bhi nahi ja rahi thi...khair hum sab subah 10 baje rajasthan ke liye rawana ho gaye.. main beech beech me kabhi alka madam to kabhi deepu ko pareshan karta raha.
Agle din hum jaipur pahuch gaye...aur agle do dino me hamne lagbhag poora jaipur ghum liya.. uske baad hum ajmer sharif gaye..uske baad jodhpur, chittourgarh bhi ghuma..ek hafta kaise gujar gaya, pata hi nahi chala...magar alka madam ko chodne ka koi mouka nahi mil pa raha tha..akhiri me girinar aur registan ki sair karne ka number aaya.
Vaha jane ke liye sabne bus se jane ka faisla kiya..badi mushkil se ek khachaada bus mili..khair sab usme hi sawar ho gaye...halanki usme kuch sawariya pahle se baithi huyi thi, jo shayad vahi ja rahe the.
Karib raat ke 8 baje bus apne gantavya ki oar rawana ho chali..hum sabhi apni apni seato par tek laga kar baith gaye...din bhar ki thakaan ki vajah se sabhi ko neend aane lagi thi...vaishali aur janhavi to seat par tik kar so bhi gayi thi jabki mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi to main vikram ka bheja fry kar raha tha...
Raj—abe bhosdike...yaha sone aaya hai ya picnic manane ?
Vikram—abe lounde mujhe sone de...pareshan mat kar...jab se dimag kha raha hai..
Raj—abe jhaantu..vo dekh physics wali madam kaise baithi hain...unke blouse se unki chuchiya nazar aa rahi hain...jara soch ki unki bur kaisi hogi ?
Vikram—bhosdike..tujhe bur ke alawa bhi kuch sujhta hai kya ...jab dekho bur...uss din alka madam ki maar khane ke baad bhi tera mann nahi bhara ?
Raj—soch..jab alka madam aur physics wali renuka madam nangi hoti hongi to kaisi lagti hongi ? kya mast phooli huyi gaand hai dono ki....dono ki gaand maarne me bahut maza ayega yaar...
Vikram—aisa maza tujhe hi mubarak ho...
Raj—kyon tera khada nahi hota kya ?
Vikram—main Love1994 nahi hu jki jiska viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota..
Raj (munh me hath rakh ke)—ohhh OMG....ye baat tujhe bhi pata hai ? lagta hai ki ye poori duniya ko malum ho gaya ki Love1994 ka lund khada nahi hota..bechara...uski biwi ka kitna bura haal hota hoga, bechari na jane kis kis se pelwati phirti hogi..saale bade harami dost nikle ;ove1994 ke jinhone uska ye raaz sabko bata diya..bechara....
Vikram—abe uss hinjhde ka naam mat le..kahi mera lund bhi khada hona band na kar de..?
Raj—hahahaha
Aise hi main uska bheja fry karta raha..mujhe bhi ab beech beech me halki halki jhapki aane lagi thi..ek to beeran aur anjani jagah, upar se ye khachaada bus me mujhe uncomfortable lag raha tha..
Driver ko bhi shayad bahut jaldi thi gantavya sthan tak pahuchne ki, isiliye shayad vo bhi tez speed se bus ko bhagaye chala ja raha tha...andar se darr bhi lag raha tha ki kahi vo bus ko thok na de kyonki andhera kafi ghana tha, sath me sunsan sadak ke kinare.
Maine khidki se bahar jhaank kar dekha to door door tak koi ghar nahi dikh raha tha, sadak par bhi ekka dukka vaahan hi dikhayi de rahe the.
Teacher’s ne driver ko toka bhi ki bus ki speed thodi dheemi karo..unki baat sun kar kuch samay tak to usne bus ko hire dhire chalaya lekin kuch der baad usne phir se bus ki speed badha di.
Alka—ye sunta hi nahi hai..arrey yaar itni speed me kyon bhaga rahe ho ? speed kam karo..warna kahi accident na ho jaye ?
Alka madam ki dekha dekhi, baki logo ne bhi yahi kaha, lekin mana karne ke baavjood driver ne speed kam karne ki jagah aur tez kar di..
Driver—madam ji, jo main kar raha hu, bilkul theek kar raha hu...maine suna hai ki ye elaka achcha nahi hai, bahut jyada khatra hai iss jagah ....hum jitna jaldi iss elaake ko paar kar ke aage badh jaye, utna achcha hoga..
Alka—chalo theek hai phir aisi baat hai to..
Bus tez speed me aage badh hi rahi thi ki tabhi jor ji awaz huyi aur bus ka santulan gadbada gaya, aur bus thodi door aage ja kar ruk gayi. Achanak bus rukne se sabhi sakpaka gaye. itni khatarnak jagah par iss tarah achanak bus ke rukne se sabhi ke dil me ek anjana sa darr sataane laga.
Raj—kya hua bhai ? bus kyon rok di, yaha sunsan jungle me ?
Driver—maine roki nahi hai balki apne aap hi ruk gayi hai..
Vaishali—ye awaz kaisi thi ?
Driver—pata nahi..niche utar ke dekhta hu..
Driver ne apni torch jala kar niche utar gaya aur dekhne laga ki akhir bus ko hua kya hai ? vo ruki kyon ?
Driver—ohh no..
Alka—kya hua bhai ?
Driver—bus ke piche ke dono pahiye (tyres) puncture ho gaye hain aur bus me koi extra pahiya bhi nahi hai...
Sabhi—kyaaaa ?
Alka (tension)—ab kya kare ? yaha rukna bahut khatarnak hai aur jaye to kaha jaye ?
Sabhi soch me pad gaye...reteeli anjan jagah, amavas ki gahri kaali raat, jungli janwaro ka darr, khatarnak elaka..upar se aise me bus ka yoon bigad jana..ye soch soch kar to sabke hosh hi ud gaye the..darr unke dilo ke andar gahrane laga tha.
Renuka (tension)—ab kya kare aur kya na kare ? kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hai..
Sabhi isi yension me pareshan the tabhi mujhe thodi doori par kuch roshni timtimati huyi si nazar aayi...
Raj—dekho, vaha roshni dikhayi de rahi hai...ho sakta hai ki vaha koi gaon ho ? chalo sab vahi chalte hain, shayad raat bhar ke liye koi surakshit jagah mil jaye..agar ek kamra bhi mil gaya to sab vaha baith kar raat to gujaar hi sakte hain.
Sab meri baato se sahmat ho gaye, sabne apna apna samaan uthaya aur chal pade uss roshni ki taraf..jaise hi hum sab uss roshni ke karib pahuche to hame vaha ek bada sa ghar dikhayi diya.. jise dekhne se lag raha tha jaise ki vo koi purani dharmashala ho aur jaha bhoole bhatke musafir rukte honge..
Sab ghar ke darwaje ke bahar khade ho gaye, driver ne darwaja khatkhataya to ek buddhe admi ne darwaja khola..uske sir par ek badi si pagdi thi, gale me purane jamane ka koi aabhusan tha, kano me bhi kundal pahan rakhe the, kurte ke upar usne ek half coat pahna hua tha, kamar me dhoti, pairo me purane jamane ki oont ke chamde se bani chappal pahan rakhi thi aur hath me ek bada sa danda liye huye tha.
Vo aur uska pahnava, bada hi ajeeb lag raha tha..kisi ki usse kuch bolne ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi..tabhi conductor ne badi himmat kar ke kaha..
Conductor—taau sa...hamari bus puncture ho gayi hai...hum sabko raat gujaarne ke liye agar aapke ghar me thodi si jagah mil jaye to badi meharbani hogi..
Buddha—darne ki jarurat koi na hai..main chaudhary sumer singh aur mhari gharwali dhanno hi yaha rahte hain..aap sab log bhitar padharo..jo hum dono se ban padega, aapki madad karenge..
Conductor—bahut bahut dhanyawad..taau sa...badi meharbani jo iss anjaan jagah par aap hamari madad karne ko razi ho gaye..
Buddha—isme dhanyawad ki ke baat hai...ye to mhara farz hai..mhare ko badi khushi huyi jo aap log mhare yaha padhare..yaha do kamre hain..ek kamre me aap sab raat gujaar lo. Vaha uss matke me pani rakha hai.
Hum sabne apna apna samaan le kar kamre me aa gaye...aur vahi deewar se tek laga kar baith gaye.vastav me vo ek bada sa haal tha jaha baith kar araam se raat gujari ja sakti thi.
Buddha—ek baat aur...jis kisi ko bhi bahar ka kaam ho, abhi nipta lo...raat ko 12 baje ke baad koi bahar nahi niklega aur na hi main use bahar nikalne dunga..aur koi bhi mujhse iska kaaran nahi puchega..bas itna samajh lo ki yaha raat ko 12 baje ke baad ghar se bahar nikalne ka matlab ki apni mout ko dawat dena..raat me 12 baje ke baad bahar kitna khatra hai, iska tum log andaza bhi nahi laga sakte...samajh gaye..
Buddhe ne ek baar phir se sabko ghar se bahar na nikalne ki hidayat di aur sone ko kah kar kamre se chala gaya...Hamne uss buddhe ki baat maan kar apna sab kaam pahle hi nipta kar baith gaye aur sone ki koshish karne lage...ekaadh ghante me sabhi ko neend aa gayi.
Lagbhag 12 baje ke baad na jane conductor ko kya sujhi ..use bidi peene ki talab lagi to vah uth kar bahar jane laga...buddhe ne use bahut roka lekin vo nahi mana aur kiwad khol kar bahar nikal gaya..
Conductor ke bahar jate hi buddhe ne turant ghar ke darwaje band kiye aur sath me lakdi ke patre ki madad se darwaje ko majbooti se band kar diya jisse ki koi bhi bhitar na aa sake..usne ghar ki sari lights aur khidkiyo ko bhi achchi tarah se band kar diya.
Karib raat me do baje ke aas paas kisi ke jor jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar hum sabhi ki neend khul gayi...tabhi janhavi jor se chilla padi...
Janhavi (jor se chilla kar)—raajjj.....vaishali kaha hai ?
To raaj Khulne vale hai ya or badhne vale hai ab is Vaishali ko kya sujhi kaha gyi raat ke 2 bje sahi kahte hai log pta nhi in ladkiyo ke dimag khopdi me na rah kr kaha rahta hai bina jyada soche bas suru ho jati hai us conductor ko bhi badi chull machi hui thi bidi pine ki sala bahar chla gya Dekhte hai vo chillane ki awaj kiski thi or Vaishali kaha gyi... Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast lajvab
Aaiye phir se ek nazar dalte hain raat ki sari ghatna par.....akhir raat me vaishali aur baki sab ke sath hua kya tha ?
Ab Aage.........
Raat me jab uss buddhe ne sabko sone ko kaha tha to uske baad sabhi ek kamre me dubakkar baith gaye the, din bhar ki thakaan ki vajah se unhe neend bhi jaldi hi aa gayi, magar conductor ko bidi peene ki adat thi, to vah buddhe ke mana karne ke baavjud bhi bahar chala gaya.
Uske jate hi buddhe ne jaldi se ghar ka darwaja band kar diya jisse vo andar na sake warna sara bhed khul sakta tha yaha ka.
Conductor ke jane ke kuch der baad hi vaishali ki neend khul gayi, use bahut joro se peshab lagi huyi thi, magar buddhe ne aadhi raat ke baad ghar se bahar na nikalne ka bol kar pahle hi sab ko dara diya tha, aise me vaishali ki bhi bahar jane ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi.
Kuch samay tak to vah khud par control karti rahi magar peshab bhi bhala kabhi bina moote control ho sakti hai ? yahi haal vaishali ka bhi ho raha tha...jab bardast karna mushkil ho gaya to usne janhavi aur disha ko uthana chaha lekin vo dono gahri neend me thi isliye sun kar bhi dono ne ansuna kar diya.
Vaishali ko lag raha tha ki kahi salwar me hi uska moot na nikal jaye, dono ke na uthne par akhir vo khud hi uthi darte darte mobile ke torch ki roshni me darwaje ke paas tak pahuch gayi.
Hamaare gaon me ek kahawat hai ki “Hagga Na Darta Baggha Ko.” Matlab ki agar aap ko bahut jor se tatti ya peshab lagi ho to phir tab tak kisi ka darr nahi lagta jab tak ki aapka pet khali na ho jaye, beshak uss jagah par kisi baagh ka khatra kyon na mandra raha ho..ye alag baat hai ki tatti ya peshab se free hone ke baad unke dil dimag par vahi darr dubara haavi hone lagta hai.
Aisa hi kuch vaishali ke sath bhi tha, vah darte darte darwaja kholne hi wali thi ki tabhi use aabhas hua ki vah to pahle se hi khula hua hai, sirf usko tikaya bhar gaya hai...ye dekh kar vo soch me pad gayi lekin peshab lagi hone ke kaaran usne jyada soch vichar nahi kiya aur bahar nikal gayi aur thoda aage ja kar salwar khol kar mootne baith gayi...
Abhi vo moot hi rahi thi ki tabhi uske kaano me kisi ke dhire dhire baat karne ki awaz sunayi padi, awaz vahi kahi aas paas se hi aa rahi thi aur kuch kuch jani pahchani si malum ho rahi thi, ye ehsaas hote hi uske kaan khade ho gaye.
Ek to raat ka sannata, upar se jungle ki ye khaufnak jagah,,uske andar darr ek baar phir se apna ghar karne lag gaya...usme bhi uss buddhe ki baato ne iss darr ko badhane me aag me ghee dalne jaisa kaam kiya tha.
Usne jaldi se apna mootna khatam kiya aur salwar pahan kar tezi se ghar ke bhitar jaane ko palti par tabhi uske kaano me vahi chir parichit awaz sunayi padi to uski jigyasa badh gayi ye soch kar ki vo koun hai ?
Vaishali (mann me)—awaz to kuch suni huyi lag rahi hai, sab to andar hi hain phir yaha koun bahar aaya hai itni raat me aur kisse iss tarah dhire dhire chhup kar baate kar raha hai ? jabki taau ne to sabko bola tha ki koi bahar mat nikalna phir koun ho sakta hai ? darwaja bhi to band nahi tha..ek baar chhup kar ke se dekhti hu..
Vaishali apni jigyasa ko rok nahi saki aur ahista ahista awaz aa rahi disha me apne kadam badha diye..dabe paon chalte huye jab vo unke kuch karib pahuch gayi to khadi hokar unki baate sunne ka prayas karne lagi.
Halanki andhera hone ki vajah se unka chehra to nazar nahi aa raha tha kintu raat ke sannate me unki awaz jarur sunayi pad rahi thi.
“aisa laga jaise ki abhi abhi koi torch jala raha ho ?” kisi ne kaha.
“hamara hi koi admi hoga...sab itna ghabraye huye hain ki unme se kisi ki bahar aane ki himmat nahi hogi.” Jani pahchan awaz sunayi padi.
“abhi aur kitna time lagega ?” unme se kisi ek ne kaha.
“bas kuch der aur..sabhi achchi tarah se so jaye.” Dusre ne jawab diya.
“kafi log hain aur maaldar bhi lag rahe hain.” Kisi teesre ki awaz aayi.
“tabhi to main koi risk nahi lena chahta...agar thodi bhi laparwahi huyi to hamara sara plan fail ho sakta hai..isliye to main sabke gahri neend me sone ka intazar kar raha hu...vaise to sab bahut dare huye hain lekin unme se ek ladka aisa hai jo thoda tedha lag raha hai, uski ankho me mujhe jara bhi darr dikhayi nahi diya...upar se vo conductor bhi yahi kahi bahar aaya hua hai bidi peene bhosdika...pata nahi kaha mar gaya ?” vahi jani pahchani awaz wale shakhs ne kaha.
“theek hai..jaise hi kaam ho jaye to signal dena..tab tak hum yahi intazar karte hain...aur haan, uss conductor ki tension mat lo..use hamare admiyo ne pakad liya hai aur jaise hi hamara kaam hua, vaise hi uska kaam bhi tamaam ho jayega.” Pahle wale shakhs ne kaha.
“achcha, ab main chalta hu.” Dusre ne kaha.
Unki baate sun kar vaishali hairan ho gayi, itna to vah samajh hi gayi ki vo jo bhi log the, vo hamare baare me hi baat kar rahe the...tabhi vaha kisi ne torch jalayi...aur uss torch ki roshni me jaise hi vaishali ne uska chehra dekha to vah chounk gayi.
Vaishali (shocked, mann me)—ohh my god...itna bada dhokha ! ye to vahi buddha hai jisne hame rukne ke liye apne ghar me jagah di hai...ye log jarur hamare baare me hi baat kar rahe hain, jarur inka koi bahut bada shadyantra hai..mujhe turant sabko batana hoga iske pahle ki der ho jaye.
Ye soch kar vaishali jaldbazi me jane ke liye palti hi thi ki uska dupatta vaha ki kisi kantili jhadi me phans gaya..usko nikaalne ke liye vaishali ne jor se dupatte ko kheencha jisse vo jhadi jor se hil uthi...vaishali tezi se vaha se ghar ke andar ki taraf bhagi.
Apne aas paas iss ahat ko mahsoos karte hi vo sabhi turant alert ho gaye aur phir ek sath hi kayi torch jal uthi.
“jarur yaha koi hai..dekho jara.’ Pahle wale shakhs ne kaha.
“vo dekho..vo ladki bhag rahi hai” ek ki nazar padte hi usne ishara karte huye kaha.
Buddha—jaldi pakdo use..lagta hai ki usne hamari sab baate sun li hain..
Sunte hi kuch admi tezi se vaishali ko pakadne ke liye daude...daudte huye vaishali ka pair achanak kisi gaddhe me pada aur vah niche gir gayi..vah uth kar phir se bhagti ki itne me unn logo ne use pakad liya...lihaza vah jor se chilla uthi...
Yahi vah pahli cheekh thi jise andar sabne suna tha aur jiske chalte sabki neend khul gayi thi... magar neend se achanak uthne ke kaaran vo vaishali ki awaz ko pahchan nahi sake the.
Vah isse aage chilla bhi nahi payi kyonki ek admi ne turant rumaal se uska munh daba liya jisme ki chloroform laga hua tha....jiske chalte vah kuch hi der me behoshi ki halat me chali gayi.
Buddha—main jaldi se andar jata hu..kahi iski cheekh sun kar koi uth na jaye ?
“isko bhi vahi uss conductor ke sath baandh dete hain.” Ek ne kaha.
“nahi, isne hamari sab baate sun li hain jo hamare liye achcha nahi hai....” pahle wale shakhs ne kaha.
“to ise khatam hi kar dete hain.” Dusre ne kaha.
“chup be bhosdike....dekh nahi raha ki ye kitni sundar hai....aisi sundar ladki ko jaan se nahi mara jata balki uski bur aur gaand maari jati hai....isko to hum sardar ke paas le jayenge....” pahle shakhs ne kaha.
“isko kahi chhupa dete hain phir “ teesre admi ne kaha.
“nahi, iski cheekh sun kar agar koi yaha aa gaya to sab gadbad ho jayegi..aur agar hamara plan fail hua to sardar hum sabki gaand maar lega.” Pahle shakhs ne kaha.
Buddha—ek kaam karo, jaldi se isko ghar ke piche ki khidki se mere room me pahucha do, agar koi jaag bhi gaya hoga to vah isko dhoondne ke liye bahar hi ayega, mere kamre me nahi.
“haan, ye theek rahega...
Uske baad vo buddha jaldi se ghar ke bhitar chala gaya aur do admiyo ne khidki ke raste behosh vaishali ko buddhe ke kamre me chhupa diya..ye khidki sidha uss buddhe ke kamre me hi khulti thi.
Uss conductor ke hath pair aur munh baandh kar ek jagah rakha gaya tha....usne kisi tarah apna munh kapde ki giraft se azad kar liya aur jor jor se chillane laga..ye dekh kar vaha moujud admiyo ne uska kaam tamaam kar diya.
Uske baad vaishali ke baare me jaise hi pata chala ki vo bahar gayi thi to raj use dhoondne ke liye ghar se bahar nikal gaya...kisi ko gumaan tak nahi tha ki jis vaishali ko dhoondne ke liye raj bahar ja raha hai vo to ghar ke andar hi uss buddhe ke kamre me behosh padi huyi hai...vah buddha raj ke bahar jate hi darwaja phir se band kar liya...
Subah jaise hi sabki neend ki jhapki lagi vaise hi taak me baitha vah buddha chloroform ki madad se sabko behosh karta gaya...sabke behosh hote hi usne unn sabke rupaye paise aur jewar nikaal kar ek thaile me bhar liye aur phir apne admiyo ko signal de diya.
Signal milte hi uske admi unn sabko ghasit ghasit kar ek jeep (jo ki vahi jungle me chhupa kar rakhi huyi thi) me daal kar registan ke kinare le gaye, aur vaha ki ret me phenk aaye ....jisse ki kisi ko buddhe par shaq na ho..aur vo vapis uss ghar tak jaldi na pahuch paye.
Ghar se bahar nikalne ke baad raj idhar udhar vaishali ko awaz dete huye talash karne laga, use ab bhi yahi lag raha tha ki vaishali ke ab tak ghar na aane ke piche conductor ka hath hai..vo abhi dhoond hi raha tha ki tabhi uske kaano me kisi ki dard bhari chillane ki awaz sunayi padi to vah ghabra kar tezi se udhar bhaga.
Halanki bahar nazre jamate huye baithe admiyo ne use dekha aur pakadna chaha to pahle wale shakhs ne unhe rok diya.
“Isko ghar se thoda door jane do, tum log picha karo iska..aur jitna ho sake, door le ja kar maarna..ab koi gadbad nahi honi chahiye.” Pahle wale admi ne dhire se kaha.
Mobile ke torch ki roshni me vah jaldi hi uss jagah pahuch gaya jaha conductor apni akhiri saanse le raha tha, ye akhiri cheekh bhi uski hi thi...usko iss haal me dekh kar vo chounk gaya.
Raj (chounk kar)—tum aur yaha iss haal me ? kisne kiya ye sab aur meri vaishali didi kaha hain ?
Conductor (dard)—aaaaaahhh...vo....vo....
Aur iske sath hi conductor ki iss janam ki jeevan yatra samapt ho gayi...raj kuch samajh pata ki itne me kisi ne use piche se kas ke pakad liya aur dusre ne uska munh daba liya.,,magar unhe kya pata tha ki jisko vo pakade huye hain vo kisi saand se kam nahi hai aur gussail saand ko kabu karna itna asaan nahi hai..ulta koshish karne wale ki jaan tak chali jati hai.
Ek to vah vaishali ko le kar vaise hi tension me tha, upar se kisi ke apne upar hamla karne se uska dimag 90 degree se ghum gaya...usne aav dekha na taav gusse me turant samne wale admi ke pet me kas ke ek laat jama di jisse vah jamin chatne laga aur phir ek jhatke me hi apna hath chhuda kar piche wale admi, jisne ki usko pakda tha,..uska hath pakad kar tezi se marod diya.
Aisa karte hi vo admi dard se chillane laga, kandhe se uska hath toot chuka tha..raj ne fauran uski gardan daboch li..
Raj (gusse me)—bata madarchoddd...meri didi kaha hain ? kya kiya tum logo ne unke sath ? jaldi bata warna teri maiya chod dalunga...
Magar vo admi bolta bhi to kaise bolta ? raj ne itni kas ke uski gardan daboch rakhi thi ki vo kuch bol hi nahi pa raha tha, bas dard se chhatpataye ja raha tha...aur kuch der chhatpatane ke baad usne bhi iss papi duniya ko alvida kah diya.
Jis admi ke pet me laat padi thi, vah uth kar phir se bhid gaya..raj ne use ek jhatke me hi dubara niche patak diya aur uski bhi gardan daboch li..
Raj (gusse me)—teri maa ko chodu...madarchod...tadaaakkk.....bata meri vaishali didi kaha hain ?
Ye admi bhi iss duniya se rukhsat hone hi wala tha ki tabhi kisi ne piche se raj ke sir me kisi vajandar cheez se vaar kiya jisse uska sir ghumne laga sath me khoon nikalna bhi shuru ho gaya, aur phir vo behosh hota chala gaya kintu behosh hote hote usne uss admi ko bhi yamlok ki sair karne ke liye bhej diya.
Subah hote hote vaishali ko bhi hosh aa chuka tha, magar tab tak vo sab apne maqsad me kamyab ho chuke the..hosh aate par jaise hi usne khud ko ek kamre me dekha aur use raat ki sari ghatna yaad aayi to vah ghabra kar kamre se bahar nikal kar uss room me gayi jaha sab log ruke huye the..
Kintu vaha to ab koi bhi nahi tha...ye dekh vah ghar se bahar nikalne ke liye darwaje ki taraf bhagi magar bahar nikalte hi kuch logo ne use pakad liya.
Admi 1—tu kaha jati hai meri bulbul....chalo re le chalo iss bulbul ko sardar ke paas...bechari ki aaj saamuhik suhagrat hogi...hahahaha....aur haan, unn sabki dead body ko yaha se kahi door le ja kar alag alag jagah par phenk dena...
Vaishali—chhodo mujhe....sab log kaha hain ? kya kiya tum sabne unke sath ? humne tumhara kya bigada hai ? saale buddhe harami, hamne tujh par bharosa kiya aur tune...? chhodo mujhe..aaaahh....raaajjjjj....bachaaooo...raaajjjjjjj..ek baar mera hath chhod do..phir dekhna, ek ek ki chamdi udhed kar bhusa nahi bhar diya to vaishali mera naam nahi..raaajjjjjj...bachaaooo
Admi 1—le chalo re iss chhamiya ko....sardar aaj itni mast loundiya pa kar khush ho jayega.. aur tum log unn charo ko ja kar kahi thikane lagao..
Admi 2—lekin yaar uss ladke ki saans abhi bhi chal rahi hai jisne hamare do admiyo ko mara tha..
Admi 1—arrey nahi re...mare huye ko kya maarna...uske sir se vaise bhi itna khoon bah chuka hai ki vo thodi der me khud hi mar jayega..
Uski baat sunte hi teen chaar admi raj, conductor aur baki do unke hi admi jinhe raj ne raat me tapkaya tha, jeep me laad kar chale gaye aur sabko yaha se door alag alag jagah par phenk aaye.
Teen admi vaishali ko le kar ghasitte huye le jane lage, magar tabhi....kisi ki awaz sun kar unke kadam ruk gaye aur jaise hi unhone palat kar dusri taraf awaz ki disha me dekha to sabhi chounk gaye..
“Ladki ko chhod do....warna tum sab ki gaand me itne chhed karungi ki tumhara hagna mootna sab munh se shuru jayega.”
INTERMISSION
Unke samne ek ladki khadi thi jise dekh kar vo chounk gaye the, usne apne dono hath aur sir me rumaal baandh rakha tha..uski dhamki sun kar vo sabhi hasne lage..
Admi 1—yaar..lo ek aur patakha khud hi hamari jholi me aa gayi...hahahaha
Ladki (tezi se)—haraam ke pillo..suna nahi..maine kya kaha..ladki ko sidhe tarah se chhod do..warna...
Admi 3—bhai, ye to bandit queen hai..dhamki deti hai...hihihihihi
Admi 2—ladki ko to hum nahi chhodenge aur na hi ab tujhe....jao pakad lao isko bhi....aaj do do maal ka maza ek sath lootne ka mouka mila hai...jao utha lo isko bhi...phir aaj ise asli bandit queen banayenge.....
Do admi turant uss ladki ki taraf badhe..unhe apni taraf aate dekh vah ladki bhi turant unse bhidne ke liye taiyar ho gayi..jaise hi dono uske paas pahuche, usne fauran ghum kar ek kick ek admi ke ghutne par aur ek karara puch dusre admi ke pet me jad diya.
Ye sab itna jaldi hua ki vo dono kuch samajh hi nahi paye aur vahi niche baith kar dard me tadapne lage..usne dono ko sambhalne ka koi mouka hi nahi diya aur iss vaar ke agle hi pal ek ek punch dono ke jabde me raseed kar diya..iss dusre hamle ne dono ke jabde tod diye aur unke daant unke munh ka sath chhod kar bahar nikal aaye...dono ke munh se khoon ki dhara bah chali aur vo vahi lahuluhan ho kar ludhak gaye..
Apne sathiyo ki ye durdasha dekh kar vo admi hakke bakke rah gaye..unhone sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki jinse aas paas ke sabhi log darr se tharrate hain, unhe ek ladki pal bhar me dhool chata degi ? jisnki dahshat ka ye aalam hai ki log raat me vaha se gujarte tak nahi, unka ye haal vo bhi ek chhuimui si ladki ke hatho ?
Ye haal apne admiyo ka dekh kar unhe bhi ab gussa aa gaya aur jo iss samay unka netratva kar raha tha ya phir ye kaha jaye ki jise vaishali ko sakushal apne sardar tak pahuchane ki jimmedari soumpi gayi thi..usne turant apni bandook ka nishana uss ladki ki taraf taan diya.
Admi 1—Sali, bahut dum hai tujhme..? huuunnnhh...abhi batata hu tujhe...chal jaldi se hath upar kar warna teri khopdi uda dunga....chal upar kar hath..aaaaaahhh
Vo kuch karta ki tabhi uski gaand me ek laat padi aur vo munh ke bal jamin me gir pada...hua ye ki jab uss ladki ne dono admiyo ko dharashayi kiya to kuch pal ke liye bakiyo ka dhyan vaishali ki ore se hat gaya tha..mouke ka fayda utha kar vaishali ne uss admi ki gaand me kas ke laat jama di.
Iske baad kisi ko kuch karne ka mouka hi nahi diya uss ladki ne..uss admi ke niche girte hi usne apni jeb se chaku nikaal kar phenk kar mara jo sidha uss admi ki hatheli me ja ghusa jisne vaishali ke hath pakad rakhe the...aur phir palak jhapakte hi usne vo bandook apne hatho me le li..
Bandook hath me aate hi usne baki admiyo ki apni laat kick aur punch se dhunayi start kar di, kuch hi der me vo sabhi jamin chatte nazar aane lage.
Ladki—isse pahle ki inke aur sathi aa jaye..chalo yaha se...jaldi..
Vaishali—thanks, meri jaan bachane ke liye...agar tum nahi aati to main..
Ladki—pahle niklo yaha se...baad me baat karte hain...
Dono tezi se bhagte huye vaha se chal padi..aur jaldi hi main road par pahuch gayi jaha ek scooty khadi thi..
Ladki—chalo jaldi baitho scooty me..
Vaishali—ye kiski scooty hai ?
Ladki—meri hai..chalo baitho jaldi...jo puchna hai, raste me puch lena...yaha rukna theek nahi hai..
Vaishali (nam ankhe)—nahi, pahle mujhe apne bhai ko bachana hai...pls,,meri ek madad aur kar do..use inn logo ne kahi phenk diya hai..vo bahut ghayal hai...agar use jaldi hospital nahi pahuchaya gaya to vah mar jayega..aur agar vo mar gaya to main bhi jeete ji mar jaungi..pls..mujhe mere bhai ke paas le chalo..pls..
Ladki—isme bahut khatra hai aur phir itne bade jungle me hum use dhoondenge kaha ?
Vaishali (nam ankhe)—main janti hu ki vo koun se raste se gaye hain..pls..
Ladki—theek hai baitho jaldi..
Mouke ki najakat ko samajhte huye dono jaldi se vaha se nikal gaye..raste me vaishali ne use raat ki poori ghatna batayi jise sun kar vah ladki bhi dang rah gayi.
Vaishali—thanks ki tumhari vajah se main aaj bach gayi..tum waqai me bahut bahadur ho..
Ladki—it’s ok..
Vaishali—apne baare me to tumne kuch bataya hi nahi ? tumhe unn dakuo se ladne me jara bhi darr nahi laga ?
Ladki—mera naam....Monika...hai ...aur darr kaisa ? main Black Belt champion hu...aise do chaar admiyo ko bina hathiyar ke bhi dhool chata dena mere baante hath ka kaam hai..main to bas yaha se gujar rahi thi ki tabhi mujhe kisi ladki ke chillane ki awaz aayi to main ruk gayi..shayad ye cheekh tumhari hi thi..vaise tum bhi kam bahadur nahi ho..koi aur ladki hoti to kab ka unke samne ghutne tek deti...
Vaishali—hmmm...ruko..ruko..vo dekho...vaha koi pada hai...
Dono baat karte huye uss jagah pahuch gayi jaha conductor ki dead body padi huyi thi..dono ne aur aage ja kar bahut dhoonda lekin unhe raj kahi nahi nazar aaya...
Vaishali (rote huye)—kaha gaya raj ? kya kiya unhone mere raj ke sath ?
To raaj Khulne vale hai ya or badhne vale hai ab is Vaishali ko kya sujhi kaha gyi raat ke 2 bje sahi kahte hai log pta nhi in ladkiyo ke dimag khopdi me na rah kr kaha rahta hai bina jyada soche bas suru ho jati hai us conductor ko bhi badi chull machi hui thi bidi pine ki sala bahar chla gya Dekhte hai vo chillane ki awaj kiski thi or Vaishali kaha gyi... Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast lajvab
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