Ek behad haseen navyouvana sote huye achanak jor se cheekhte huye uth baithi. Iss samay uski jheel si neeli gahri aankhon se tap..tap...tap kar ke aanshoo roopi moti tapak rahe the. Uske inn aanshuo me ek ajeeb si kashish thi, itna asahneey dard tha, ki jise sun kar patthar bhi pighal jaye, rote huye vah khud se hi badbadaye ja rahi thi.
“tumhe kuch nahi ho sakta...tumhe meri khatir yaha aana hi hoga...maine barso tumhara intazar kiya hai...ab ye judaai, ye tadap nahi sahi jati...tum jaha bhi ho ,,mere paas aa jao.”
Ab Aage...................
Vah ladki kafi der tak aise hi kisi ki virah agni me jalti rahi aur aanshu bahate huye apne bichde huye sathi ko yaad karte karte ek baar phir se neend ki agosh me sama gayi.
Vahi dusri taraf phone me baat karte huye jab vaishali ne ye suna ki raj hospital me admit hai to ye sunte hi vah chilla padi aur rone lagi.
Halanki raat kafi ho chuki thi isliye ghar ke sabhi log gahri neend me soye the isliye unhe vaishali ki chillane ki awaz sunayi nahi padi kintu malti aur meena ki neend abhi bhi beech beech me khul jati thi, raj ke abhi tak ghar na aane ke kaaran. Dono kayi baar bahar ja kar dekh chuki thi lekin jab unhe raj ki gadi nazar nahi aati to samajh jati ki abhi tak vah nahi aaya hai. Iske baad vo ja kar phir se apne room me so jati.
Vaishali ki awaz se dono ki neend toot gayi aur unhe laga ki shayad raj aa gaya hai jis par vaishali chilla rahi hai, vaise bhi vaishali ka room meena aur malti ke room ke beech me padta tha, isliye bhi un dono ke kaano tak uske chillane ki awaz pahuch gayi.
Dono turant uth kar apne room se bahar nikal kar dekha to unhe raj kahi nazar nahi aaya. Unhe laga ki shayad apne room me chala gaya hoga, Confirm karne ke liye unhone ghar ke bahar ja kar dekha to unhe raj ki gadi nahi dikhi.
Malti (hairan)—ajeeb baat hai, ye ladka abhi tak nahi aaya...jane kya kar raha hai ab tak vaha ?
Meena—haan maa, raj kuch jyada hi bigad gaya hai aur use bigada aapne hai.
Malti—mera hi naam kyon ? kya tumne kam bigada hai, aur sach pucho to vah hum sab ki aankh ka tara hai.
Meena—yahi baat ka to najayaz fayda uthata hai vo..aane do batati hu use aaj, do dande padenge to sari awara gardi bhool jayega.
Malti—bol to aise rahi hai jaise ki sach me hi danda se maaregi use ?
Meena—yahi to dikkat hai maa ki use maarna to door main dhang se daant tak nahi pati use..
Phir kuch yaad aate hi...
Meena—maa, agar raj aaya nahi hai to phir vaishali chilla kis par rahi thi ?
Malti—arrey haan, ye to main bhool hi gayi thi..chal dekhte hain ki kya baat hai..
Dono vaishali ke room tak pahuchi aur darwaja knock karne ja hi rahi thi ki tab tak vaishali ne khud hi darwaja khol diya. Uski aankhe abhi bhi motiyo se bhari huyi thi, ye dekh kar dono chounk gayi jabki apne samne malti aur meena ko dekh vaishali bhi hadbada gayi.
Malti (hairan)—vaishali, kya hua beti ? kyon ro rahi ho ?
Meena—tum chillayi kyon thi ? aur tum itni raat me kaha ja rahi ho ?
Vaishali (hadbada kar)—maa, vo raj...
“kya hua raj ko ? bata vaishali kya hua ? kaha hai vo, abhi tak aaya kyon nahi ? “ taj ka naam sunte hi malti aur meena ghabra gayi aur vaishali ki baat poori hone se pahle hi beech me bol padi.
Vaishali—vo maa...asal me..rajjj...(phir mann me sochte huye)...agar maine bata diya ki raj iss samay hospital me admit hai aur uska operation ho raha hai to sab bahut jyada ghabra jayenge, aur phir jab sabko pata chalega ki iss sabki jimmedar main hi hu to sab mujhe hi sunana shuru kar denge..nahii,,nahii..main abhi kisi ko kuch nahi bataungi, pahle mujhe khud hi hospital ja kar raj ko dekhna hoga, baad me to vaise bhi sabko pata chal hi jana hai, lekin tab tak raj ka operation bhi ho chuka hoga...abhi kisi ko batana sahi nahi hoga...
Meena (ghabrate huye)—vaishali, tu kuch bolti kyon nahi ? bata na kya hua mere raj ko ? kaisa hai vo, kaha hai vo ? jaldi se bata na...(rote huye)..vaishali, bol na...teri aankhon se bahte aanshu ye bata rahe hain ki jarur mere raj ko kuch hua hai..jaldi bata na..kaha hai mera raj ?
Malti (tension)—bata vaishali kya hua raj ko ?
Vaishali—vo..vo...kuch nahi maa...rajj...haan, raj bilkul theek hai..kuch nahi hua use...
Malti (nam ankhe)—nahi tu jhooth bol rahi hai....bata kya hua raj ko ?
Vaishali—bataya na maa ki raj ekdam theek hai..
Meena (nam ankhe)—mera dil kah raha hai ki mera raj theek nahi hai, jarur kuch hua hai..
Vaishali—sach me kuch nahi hua use...
Malti—agar tu sach bol rahi hai to yahi baat mere sir me hath rakh ke bol..
Vaishali—maine bata to diya aapko ki yahi sach hai..
Meena—agar tu sach bol rahi hai to phir teri aankhon me aanshu kyon hain ? tu jor se chillayi kyon thi ? bol..
Vaishali—vo..vo..taj mujhe ulta sidha bol raha tha phone par to main uss par chilla rahi thi..
Malti—phir teri aankh me aanshu kyon hai aur raj kaha hai ? tu jarur kuch chhupa rahi hai ?
Vaishali dono ki baato ka jawab to de rahi thi kintu uski aankhon se aanshuon ka bahna ruk hi nahi raha tha, jo malti aur meena ke dil me kayi shankaon ko janam de raha tha.
Inki baatcheet aur rone ki awaz sun kar bakiyo ki neend bhi khul gayi aur vo sab vahi pahuch gaye aur puchne lage to meena ne unhe bhi bata diya jisse vo sab bhi tension me aa gaye.
Vaishali—baad me bata dungi, abhi mere paas time nahi hai...
Roopa—tu ja kaha rahi hai ?
Vaishali—vo..raj ki gadi raste me bigad gayi hai to usne mujhe dusri gadi le kar aane ko kaha hai, bas isliye main uss par chilla rahi thi..vahi ja rahi hu...
Malti aur baki usse raj ke baare me puchte rahe lekin vaishali ko to hospital pahuchne ki jaldi thi isliye usne kisi ki baat ka ab jawab dena band kar ke bahar nikal gayi, to jate dekh malti ne rashmi ko bhi uske sath jane ko kaha, vaishali kisi ko sath me le jana nahi chahti thi lekin uske paas samay kam tha isliye majboori me rashmi ko sath le liya usne.
Raste me jab rashmi ne vaishali ko speed me gadi chalate city ki taraf jate huye dekha to puchne par vaishali ne sab kuch sach sach bata diya, jise sunte hi rashmi buri tarah se chounk gayi.
Rashmi (shocked)—kyaaaaaa....rajjj hospital me hai ? aur itni badi ghatna aaj raat me ho gayi aur tune kisi ko bataya tak nahi ?
Raj (nam aankhe)—main kisi ko pareshan nahi karna chahti thi..
Rashmi—jaldi chal hospital...
Vahi hospital me vo aurat badi bechaini se operation theatre ke bahar idhar se udhar ghumti rahi..karib do ghante tak chale operation ke baad doctor bahar aaya...uske bahar aate hi vo turant uske paas pahuch gayi.
Aurat (pareshan)—kya hua doctor ? sab theek to hai na ?
Doctor—ji madam, chinta ki koi baat nahi hai ab..
Aurat—hua kya tha ?
Doctor—unke pet par kisi dhaardar hathiyar jaise ki chaku vagairah se hamla kiya gaya tha, hairani ki baat hai ki vo bach kaise gaye warna itne khatarnak hamle se to kisi ka bachna lagbhag namumkin hi tha.
Aurat (shocked)—kyaa ?
Doctor—ji haan
Aurat—ab kaisi tabiyat hai unki ? kya main unse mil sakti hu, mera unse baat karna bahut jaruri hai ?
Doctor—dekhiye abhi to vo behosh hain, kuch der baad unhe dusre room me shift kiya jayega.. hosh aane me karib ek do ghante lagenge, uske baad hi mil sakti hain..
Aurat—ok doctor, jaise hi unhe hosh aa jaye to mujhe phone kar ke inform kar dijiyega..aur haan, unhe kisi kism ki pareshani nahi honi chahiye..
Doctor—theek hai madam..
Aurat—ek baat aur..iss dauran kisi ko bhi unke paas jane na diya jaye...unki jaan ko khatra ho sakta hai..ho sakta hai ki hamlavar dubara hamla kar de unn par mouka dekh kar, isliye be careful..
Doctor—ok madam
Doctor se baat karne ke baad vo aurat driver ke sath chali gayi. Uske jane ke kuch der me hi vaishali bhi hospital pahuch gayi. Vaha pahuch kar vaishali ne uss aurat ko phone lagaya to pata chala ki vo abhi bahar hai.
Reception par puch kar vo sidhe doctor ke paas pahuch gayi jaha doctor ne unhe raj ki condition ke baare me bata diya, sunte hi dono ki ankhon se jhar jhar kar ke aanshu bahne lage, vo turant raj se milna chahti thi lekin doctor ne unse bhi vahi kaha jo uss aurat se kaha tha.
Dono bahar baith kar ek dusre se gale lipat kar rone lagi. Sanyog se ye vahi hospital tha jaha chodu team bhi admit thi.
Iron man—kyon neend nahi aa rahi kya yaar ..? baar baar karwat badal rahe ho..
Sorbobhuk—nahi aa rahi yaar..
Prem pujari—aankhen band karke so jao bhai..
Sorbobhuk—aankhen band karta hu to bur dikhayi deti hai yaar..aaj chodne ka bahut mann kar raha hai bhai..
Prem pujari—to ja kar bathroom me mutth maar le bhai..
Sorbobhuk—nahi kar sakta..
Prem pujari—kyon ?
Sorbobhuk—hath jo toota hua hai..
Iron man—chodne ka mann to mera bhi ho raha hai yaar..
Prem pujari—lekin mutth maarne ke alawa yaha kar bhi kya sakte hain..
Sorbobhuk—vaise mere mann me ek idea aaya hai..
Dono—kyaaa ?
Sorbobhuk—kyon na yaha ki kisi nurse ko pata le, isse hame bur bhi chodne ko mil jayegi aur mutth bhi nahi maarna padega..
Iron man—idea to achcha hai..
Sorbobhuk—to phir chalo, kisi nurse ko patate hain aaj raat me chodne ke liye..
Prem pujari—ruko, main bhi chalta hu sath me..
Iron man—lekin yaar tum kaise chaloge...tumhara to pair hi toota hua hai..hihihihi
Prem pujari—bsdk, main Love1994 ki tarah lund se apaahiz nahi hu, main sirf pair se apahiz hua hu, lund se nahi... samjhe..
Sorbobhuk—theek hai chalo phir..
Teeno chudakkad room se bahar nikal kar apne apne lund ki pyas bujhaane ke liye bur ki talash me idhar udhar dekhte huye tahalne lage.. aise hi ghumte huye achanak unki nazar ek jagah par ja kar tik gayi jise dekh kar vo chounk gaye.
Sorbobhuk (hairan)—agar meri ankhen dhokha nahi kha rahi hain to ye ladki bilkul vaishali jaisi laf rahi hai..
Prem pujari—abe, vaishali jaisi lag nahi rahi balki vo vaishali hi hai..aur uske sath me rashmi didi bhi hain..
Iron man (hairan)—lekin ye dono itni raat me yaha hospital me kya kar rahi hain ?
Prem pujari—chalo dekhte hain..
Sorbobhuk—mujhe kuch gadbad lag raha hai..chalo dekhte hain..
Teeno chalte huye unke paas aa gaye jaha dono baithe ro rahi thi sath me rashmi use samjhati bhi ja rahi thi magar aanshu uski khud ki aankhon se bhi nahi ruk rahe the.
Prem pujari—vaishali, rashmi didi..aap dono yaha hospital me iss samay ?
Sorbobhuk—sab khairiyat to hai na ?
Teeno ko dekh kar vah dono aur bhi bhavuk ho gayi, khas kar ke vaishali, usse to kuch bola hi nahi ja raha tha, par rote rote rashmi ne sab bata diya (jitna ki use pata tha), jo kuch hua tha. Sunte hi unn teeno ke bhi hosh ud gaye aur dimag gusse se bhanbhana utha.
Teeno (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ? rajj yaha hospital me hai ?
Iron man (shocked)—itna sab ho gaya aaj raat me aur kisi ko pata nahi kuch...
Sorbobhuk—jab uss harami ne tumhare sath aisi badatmizi ki tab tumne hame phone kyon nahi kiya..? (gusse me)..unn haramiyo ki aisi halat karunga ki saale apni halat dekh kar apne maa baap ko gaaliya denge ye kah kah kar ki unhone unko iss duniya me paida kyon kiya..
Prem pujari—unki vo halat to raj ne pahle hi kar di hai...ab vo zindagi bhar pachhtayenge ki unhone aisi galti ki hi kyon.. ab sochne wali asal baat ye hai ki dubara jab raj vaha gaya to uske sath vaha hua kya tha ? uske upar hamla kisne kiya ?
Rashmi (sisakte huye)—ab vo MLA hame jinda nahi chhodega..
Prem pujari (gusse se)—uss MLA ki aisi ki taisi..tension mat lo...kisi ko kuch nahi hoga.. agar police case hua to iron man aur sorbobhuk sambhal lenge..aur rahi baat adalat ki to vaha main dekh lunga..
Sorbobhuk—raj kaha hai ?
Vaishali (sisakte huye)—uss room me..ye sab meri hi vajah se hua hai..lekin koi mujhe raj ke paas jane nahi de raha..mujhe use dekhna hai..pls..kuch kariye na..
Iron man—chalo, main baat karta hu doctor se..
Phir iron man ne doctor se baat ki, lekin doctor raj ke paas jane ki permission dene se mana kar diya, isse iron man ka mood kharab ho gaya.
Iron man (tezi se)—ajeeb baate karte hain aap doctor..ek bahan apne ekloute bhai ko dekhne ke liye ro ro kar behaal hai aur use uske bhai ke paas jane tak nahi de rahe hain...lagta hai ki insaniyat naam ki koi cheez hi nahi hai aapke andar ?
Doctor—maaf kijiye sir, main ek doctor hu aur ek doctor ka kaam apne mareez ki jaan bachana hota hai aur main vahi kar raha hu.
Iron man—kya lund kaam kar rahe ho tum...kya doctor ka kaam yahi hai ki ek mareez se uske pariwar wale na mailne paye ? kya ek maa, bahan aur family walo ko usse na milne dena hi aapka kaam hai ?
Doctor—maine aisa kab kaha thanedar sahab ? main to sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki mareez ki jaan ko khatra hai, unke upar jaanleva hamla hua hai...aur ye hamla phir se ho sakta hai unn par, isliye hame order mila hai ki jab tak unhe hosh nahi aa jata, tab tak unse kisi ko bhi na milne diya jaye.
Iron man—aur kya main ye jaan sakta hu ki aapko ye order kisne diya ?
Doctor—DSP Damini madam ne...
Iron man (chounk kar)—whattttt.....Daminiii madam ..!!
Jee haan, raj ko hospital me admit karne wali aur koi nahi balki damini hi hai, jo ki ab inspector se DSP ban chuki hai aur abhi ek do din pahle hi transfer ho kar yaha aayi hai.
Doctor—yes sir...vahi uss mareez ko yaha hospital lekar aayi thi...phir bhi aap kahte hain to main unse baat kar ke dekhta hu...
Uske baad doctor ne kuch der tak phone me damini se baat ki aur phir jab damini ko pata chala ki iron man bhi yahi hai to vah bhi utna hi chounk gayi jitna ki iron man uska naam sun kar hairan ho gaya tha. Use ab apne mann me uth rahe sawalo ke jawab milte huye dikh rahe the.
Vahi dusri taraf, farm house me aag lagne ki khabar sun kar ratnakar shetty bhoukhla gaya..par achanak ye aag lagi kaise ? ye jaanne ke liye aaj huyi iss ghatna par dubara nazar dalte hain..
Jab usha ki birthday party chal rahi thi tab vaha nain aur uske dosto ke alawa koi ek shakhs aur bhi moujud tha jiski paini nigaahen barabar raj aur vaishali par jami huyi thi.
Uss shakhs ko iss baat ki poori khabar thi ki nain ka plan kya hai, par uss shakhs ko nain ke plan ke baare me pata kaise chala ? jabki nain to use janta tak nahi tha.
Vah shakhs jab farm house pahucha tab tak nain aur uske dost vaishali ko andar le ja chuke the, vah abhi farm house me bhitar ghusne ka rasta dhoond hi raha tha kyonki main gate par security guards tainat the, vo abhi andar ghusne ka rasta khoj hi raha tha ki tabhi dusri gadi vaha aa kar ruki to vah jaldi se ek jagah andhere me chhup gaya.
Ye dusri gadi raj ki thi, jab raj ne dono guards ko daboch liya aur unhe maarne laga, jisse dono guards vahi ludhak gaye, to uss shakhs ne iski video bana li. Raj ke andar jate hi alka madam bhi uske piche piche andar chali gayi.
Uss shakhs ke ab farm house me ghusne ka rasta saaf ho chuka tha, dono guards jamin par ludhake pade the, usne sabse pahle dono guards ki nabz check ki, dono ki saanse abhi chal rahi thi, bas dono behosh ho gaye the.
Ye desh uss shakhs ne bari bari se dono ka gala vaha rakhe telephone ki wire nikal kar kas liya aur tab tak dabaye rakha jab tak ki dono ki chalti saanse band nahi ho gayi.
Accha to vo damini madam thi DSP ban gyi hai ab akhir Kon hai vo saksh Jisne Raj ko chaku mara or usne un pahredaro ko marte huye Raj ki video kyo bnaya akhir kya Karna chahta hai vo kahi Purana dushman to nhi Ya fir koi nya... To chodu gang bhi yhi hospital me hai or unhone Dr se baat kr li hai Vaishali, Rashmi Didi ko Raj se milne dene ke liye... Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast
Uss shakhs ke ab farm house me ghusne ka rasta saaf ho chuka tha, dono guards jamin par ludhake pade the, usne sabse pahle dono guards ki nabz check ki, dono ki saanse abhi chal rahi thi, bas dono behosh ho gaye the.
Ye dekh uss shakhs ne bari bari se dono ka gala vaha rakhe telephone ki wire nikal kar kas liya aur tab tak dabaye rakha jab tak ki dono ki chalti saanse band nahi ho gayi.
Ab aage.........
Dono guards ko khatam karne ke baad vo pipe ke jariye chhat par chadh gaya, jaha se niche utarne ke liye sidhiya thi, vaha se andar ghus kar chupchap vaha ki video banane laga, iss tarah se vaha jo kuch bhi ghatna huyi, vo sab usne record kar li.
Raj ke vaha se jane ke baad usne sab ke paas ja kar bari bari se unki nabz check ki, sabhi ki saanse chal rahi thi, sirf behosh huye the sab. Iske baad vo bahar gaya, jaha security guards ki bike khadi thi, usme se petrol nikal kar nain aur uske behosh pade sathiyo ke upar udel diya.
Vo machis jalaane hi wala tha ki achanak na jane uske mann me kya aaya ki usne andar ja kar behosh pade nain ko ghasit kar farm house ke bahar le gaya aur dono guards me se ek ko le ja kar andar phenk diya aur phir aag laga di.
Iss tarah nain ko chhod kar baki sabhi uss aag me jal kar khatam ho gaye. ye sab usne kyon kiya, ye to vahi jane.. itna hi nahi aag lagaane ke baad usne guard ke mobile se police aur MLA ko aag lagne ki jankari di. Sath me ye bhi bataya ki nain aur uske sathi andar hi aag me phanse huye hain, Baad me jab vo nain ki gadi ko bhi aag ke hawale karne ja raha tha ki ussi samay raj ki nazar uss par pad gayi. Dono me hathapayi me vo raj ke pet me chaku maar kar vaha se bach nikalne me kamyab ho gaya.
MLA Sheety baukhlaya hua jab farm house pahucha tab tak vaha charo taraf aag phail chuki thi. uske admi aur fire bigrade ki gadiya aag bujhaane ke kaam me lagi huyi thi. ek guard thodi doori par mrit halat me mila. Andar jo bhi the, unhe hosh aa chuka tha aur vo jor jor se chilla rahe the.
Shetty (chillate huye)—jaldi karo, andar mera beta aag me phansa hua hai...agar use kuch hua to main kisi ko nahi chhodunga..
Akhir me karib 3-4 ghante ki koshish ke baad aag par kabu paya ja saka kintu tab tak sab kuch khatam ho chuka tha..andar nain ke charo dost aur ek guard ki body itni buri tarah se jal chuki thi ki unhe pahchanna bhi mushkil ho gaya.
Sabhi ne yahi samjha ki nain aur uske dost iss aag me jal kar mar chuke hain. MLA to jaise pagal hi ho gaya, vah gusse me sabhi ko anaap shanap bakne laga. Sabse last me jab damini ghatna sthal par pahuchi to uska gussa aur bhi badh gaya.
Shetty (gusse me)—Sali randi, tu ab aa rahi hai ? mil gayi fursat tujhe aane ki ?
Damini—ye kya tarika hai baat karne ka sir ? main manti hu ki iss ghatna ne aapse aapka beta chheen liya hai, lekin iska ye matlab to nahi ki aap baat karne ki tamiz bhi bhool jaye ?
Shetty (jor se)—ab tu mujhe tamiz sikhayegi ? teri jaisi pachaso police wali mere bistar me mere sath nangi soti hain, samjhi..
Damini—MLA sahab, aap hadh se aage badh rahe hain..
Dono ke beech gahma gahmi badhti hi ja rahi thi lekin commisionar ne beech bachav kiya.ki tabhi ek hawaldar ko khoon se lathpath chaku mil gaya to vah sidha damini ke paas pahuch gaya. Ye dekh kar sabhi chounk gaye.
Shetty (gusse me)—iska matlab ki yaha aag lagi nahi thi balki lagayi gayi hai...jisne bhi ye kiya hai uske poore khandan ko barbad kar dunga.
Commissionar—sir, aap ye kaam hum par chhod dijiye..hum use jald hi pakad lenge..
Sheety—nahi, ye kaam to ab main khud hi karunga..uss madarchod ko patal se bhi dhoond nikalunga...uske ghar ke har aurat ko kothe par bithaunga...ye kaam tere bas ka nahi hai commissioner..
Commissioner—sir, aap hum par bharosa rakhiye...hum jaldi hi use giraftar kar lenge..miss damini, ye case tum khud handle karogi..
Damini—yes sir,
Shetty (gusse me)—(damini ki taraf dekh kar)..mujhe 24 ghante ke andar apne bete ka hatyara chahiye, vo bhi jinda..samajh gayi...main bhi to jara dekhu ki aisa koun paida ho gaya iss shahar me jisne ratnakar shetty ke bete ko maarne ki himmat ki..?
Damini (mann me)—jab baap itna kamina hai to ladka kitna kamina nahi raha hoga ? achcha hua ki kutta mar gaya...kahi ye nek kaam raj sir ne to nahi kiya ? unka raste me ghayal halat me milna...phir doctor ka ye kahna ki unke pet me kisi dhaardar hathiyar se hamla hua hai.. kahi vo hathiyar yahi chaku to nahi ?
Udhar damini se baat karne ke baad doctor ne iron man ko raj ko dekhne ki permission de di. Ijazat milte hi sabhi turant vaha pahuch gaye jaha raj bistar par behosh pada tha, usko iss haal me dekh kar sabhi ko takleef huyi magar vaishali ke dil me uth rahe dard ka andaza lagana bahut mushkil tha.
Sorbobhuk (nam ankhe)—maaf karna raj, mere dost...hamne tumhare jane ke baad apne aap se ye vada kiya tha ki apne jeete ji tumhari family ko kuch nahi hone denge, iske liye hamne sabko abhay ke khatre se door rakhne ke liye yaha le aaye lekin aaj hum apna vo vada poora nahi kar paye..
Prem pujari (gussa)—jisne bhi raj ki ye halat ki hai, use main jinda nahi rahne dunga..
Iron man—tum sahi kahte ho prem bhai...aaj se hum ek hi case par kaam karenge aur vo hoga uss kutte ko dhoondna jisne hamare raj ki ye halat ki hai..
Sorbobhuk—iss ghatna se ye to saaf ho gaya ki raj aur uski family yaha bhi khatre se bahar nahi hai..ab agar hum teeno uss admi ki khoj me lag jayenge to inn sabka dhyan koun rakhega ?
Prem pujari—to tum kahna kya chahte ho ki hum uss harami ko aise hi chhod de ?
Sorbobhuk—nahi bhai, main to sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki hame ab raj aur uski family ki suraksha ko aur badhana hoga..ab hum 24 ghante to har kisi ke sath nahi rah sakte na.. sabki suraksha ke sath sath akhir hame kuch na kuch police ki duty bhi nibhani padegi aur prem bhai aapko court me bhi apna kaam dekhna hoga..aise me hum teeno chah kar bhi har samay sabke sath nahi rah sakte..
Iron man—hmmm..ye baat to hai..
Prem pujari—to phir sabki hifazat kaise kare ?
Sorbobhuk—mere paas ek idea hai..
Prem pujari—kya ?
Sorbobhuk—kyon ha hum apni chodu team me kuch aur admi bharti kar le jo saaye ki tarah hamesha sabke sath rahenge..?
Jaha ye sab sabki suraksha ke vishay me chintit the vahi vaishali se jab raj ki halat nahi dekhi gayi to vah usse lipat kar rone lagi...aur khud ko kasurwar samajhne lagi...raj abhi bhi behosh hi tha. Nurse ne use vaha par rone se mana kiya lekin uska rona ruk hi nahi raha tha.
Vaishali (rote huye)—raj, aankhe kholo...tum mujhse naraz ho na ? ye sab meri vajah se hua hai, chaho to mujhe saza de lo, mujhe peet lo jaise main tumhe maarti thi lekin pls,,aankhe khol do, main tumhe aise naraz nahi hone dungi..pls raj, mujhse baat karo..kuch to bolo..tumhe meri kasam.. agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to teri kasam, main bhi apni jaan de dungi..
“Kisi Ki Duaon Ka Mila Sabaab Ho Tum, Door Nahi Ja Sakte Mujhme Behisaab Ho Tum.”
Manushya kitna hi hridayheen ho, uske hriday ke kisi na kisi kone me paraag ki bhaanti ras chhupa rahta hai..Jis tarah, patthar me aag chhipi rahti hai,ussi tarah insaan ke hriday me bhi.. chahe vah kitna hi kroor kyon na ho, utkrisht aur komal bhaav chhupe rahte hain.
Aisa hi kuch vaishali ke sath bhi tha, hamesha raj se nafrat karne wali, use har baat par neecha dikhane wali, har samay usse ladne jhagadne ko taiyar, kya ye vahi vaishali hai, jise hum iss samay rote bilakhte dekh rahe hain ?
Ye mann ke komal bhaav, ye dard, na jane ab tak uske dil ke kis kone me chhupe huye the, jo aaj bahar nikal kar bagawat kar rahe hain.
Vaishali jaise hi raj ke seene se lagi vaise hi na jane kya hua ki raj ke sharir me hulchul honi shuru ho gayi, behoshi ki halat me bhi uske manas patal par ek baar phir se vahi khwab dikhayi dene laga...sheetal ka vahi dard me dooba hua chehra uski ankho ke samne baar baar aane laga. Sheetal ka chehra nazar aate hi raj ke dil me bechaini aur ghabrahat hone lagi.
Jab ye ghabrahat, ye bechaini hadh se jyada badhne lagi to vah ek dum se ghabra kar cheekhte huye behoshi bhari sapno ki duniya se vastavik duniya me vapis lout aaya.
Raj (cheekh kar)—didiiiiiii....
Raj ne jaise hi ankhe kholi to apne seene se kisi ko lipat kar rote paya..raj ne jaldi se use apni baho me kas liya, use aisa laga jaise ki uski sheetal didi phir se uske paas aa gayi ho aur phir se kahi usse door na ho jaye, iss darr se usne use apni baaho ki giraft me le liya.
“Meri Tasavvur Ki Awaz Ho Tum,
Aankhon Ki Neend Jaha Chhup Jaye,
Vo Sukoon-E-Aawaas Ho Tum,
Kaise Kahu Kitne Khaas Ho Tum.”
Raj ko hosh me aate dekh vaishali rote huye paaglo ki tarah uska chehra chumne lagi, jab raj ne vaishali ke chehre ko dekha to chounk kar rah gaya. Vaishali se iss tarah ke vyavhar ki to usne khwab me bhi kabhi apeksha nahi ki thi, kintu sach to yahi tha.
Raj (shocked)—didiii..aapppp..!! aap ro rahi ho ? aur ye main koun si jagah par hu ?
Prem pujari—tum iss samay hospital me ho..
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa hospital me ?
Vaishali (rote huye)—hmmmm
Raj—lekin mujhe yaha laya koun ?
Prem pujari— Damini madam yaha le kar aayi thi tumhe..
Raj (hairan)—koun damini ?
Sorbobhuk—vo yaha ki new DSP hain..
Vaishali (mann me)—iska matlab ki maine jisko ulta sidha bola tha vo ye dsp thi ?
Iron man—lekin raj, ye sab hua kaise ? tum ghayal kaise ho gaye ?
Raj abhi kuch batata ki vaha doctor aa gaya, check up karne ke liye, kuch medicines aur injection de kar vo chala gaya.
Doctor ke jaane ke baad raj ne unhe sab kuch bata diya, jise sun sabhi tension me aa gaye, vo abhi aage kuch bolte ki tabhi kisi ki awaz ne unhe chounka diya.
Next : Story turn into incest...
New Members of Chodu Team...
And
A story turning point
To chodu gang ko sab bta diya Raj ne vhi MLA ne damini madam ko khoob khari khoti sunaya ab Isse bhidne ke baad shetty ki ulti ginti suru ho gyi hai raj chodega nahi jb use pta chalega usha bhi Mili hui thi is sbme...
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Raj abhi kuch batata ki vaha doctor aa gaya, check up karne ke liye, kuch medicines aur injection de kar vo chala gaya.
Doctor ke jaane ke baad raj ne unhe sab kuch bata diya, jise sun sabhi tension me aa gaye, vo abhi aage kuch bolte ki tabhi kisi ki awaz ne unhe chounka diya.
Ab Aage..............
Sabne awaz ki disha me palat kar dekha to vaha ek ladki police ki vardi me khadi thi, chodu team to dekhte hi pahchan gayi jabki baki sab bhi samajh gaye ki yahi DSP Damini hai. Asal me raj ke hosh me aate hi doctor ne use inform kar diya tha.
Iron man—bhabhi ji aap ? what a surprise...
Damini—just shut up...
Sorbobhuk—sorry madam, lekin aap aur yaha kab aayi mera matlab ki iss city me ? ajeeb baat hai ki aap yaha dsp ban kar aayi aur hame pata bhi nahi chala ?
Damini—yahi baat main bhi aap teeno se puch sakti hu ki itni badi baat aap logo ne sab se chhupa kar kyon rakhi ? vaise maine kal hi yaha ke dsp ka charge liya hai, aur join karte hi naya bakheda khada ho gaya.
Prem pujari—koun si baat ?
Iron man—kya bakheda khada ho gaya ? hame bataiye..hum suljha denge..
Damini—baad me batati hu philhal abhi mujhe sir se kuch jaruri baat karni hai to aap sab kripya kuch der ke liye bahar intazar kijiye..
Damini ki baat sun kar sabhi bahar chale gaye, vaishali ka mann nahi tha lekin rashmi ke baar baar kahne par vo bhi room ke bahar chali gayi.
Damini—sir, aap jinda hain, mujhe to yakin hi nahi ho raha hai...uss ghatna ke baad aapka kuch pata hi nahi chala, yaha tak ki aapki family wale bhi achanak hi na jane kaha chale gaye ? bahut talash karne ke baad bhi na aapka kuch pata chala aur na hi aapki dead body hi mili..ant me thak haar kar govt ne bhi ye maan liya ki aap mar chuke hain, lekin mera dil kahta tha ki aap jaur jinda honge aur aaj mera ye vishwas jeet gaya..aaj aapko jinda apne samne dekh kar main bata nahi sakti ki mujhe kitni khushi ho rahi hai..
Damini—lekin sir, aap itne saal tak the kaha ? jinda hote huye bhi aap itne saal duniya ki nazro se door kyon rahe ? bataiye na sir...
Damini kya puch rahi hai, raj ne jaise kuch suna hi nahi ..vah to ekrak damini ko dekhne me magn tha aur apni hi soch me dooba hua tha...yaha tak ki apna jakhm ka dard bhi bhool baitha tha.
Raj (mann me)—ekdam mast pelne layak maal hai ye..kya bade bade doodh hain, aisa lagta hai jaise ki vardi phad kar bahar nikal ayenge..aur gaand ka to kya kahna, ekdam football ki tarah phooli huyi hai..jab ye kapde pahne huye itni mast gadarayi ghodi lag rahi hai to poori nangi hone par to kitni mast nahi hogi...kaash ki iski bur mujhe chodne ko mil jaye to maza aa jayega. Vaise iske bade bade doodh aur phooli huyi gaand dekh kar to lagta hai ki iski bur bhi iske doodh aur gaand ki tarah khoob phooli huyi honi chahiye..
Damini—pls sir, bataiye na...kya soch rahe hain sir ?
Damini baar baar kuch na kuch puch rahi thi lekin raj to apni kalpana me khoya hua uski bur ke darshan kar raha tha, jaldi me uske munh se jo nikla use sun kar damini bhi hadbada gayi.
Damini—kis baare me soch rahe hain sir ?
Raj (hadbada kar jaldi me)—tttt...tumhari bur ke baare me..
Damini (hadbada kar)—kkk..kyaaaa ?
Raj (mann me)—ohh shitt..ye maine kya bol diya...saali abhi mujhe utha kar jail me band kar degi..
Raj—nahii..nahi...maine bur nahi kaha...jarur aapne bur suna hoga, lekin maine aapki bur ke baare me nahi kaha..main to ye kah raha tha ki aapko kisi ki buri nazar na lage..sachchi..aapki bur ki kasam..
Damini (aankhe phad kar)—jiiii...
Raj—dekha, aapne phir se bur suna hoga..lekin maine to bur kaha hi nahi..sachchi..gaand promise..
Damini—sir, ye aap kaisi baate kar rahe hain ?
Raj (baat badalte huye)—ji, aap vo..kuch bol rahi thi na ? boliye na..
Damini—sir, main puch rahi thi ki aap itne saal tak kaha the ?
Raj—kaha the ? iska kya matlab hua..main to yahi par tha..
Damini—mera matlab tha ki uss ghatna ke baad aap achanak kaha gayab ho gaye the ?
Raj (mann me)—ye dsp madam, baar baar mujhe sir kyon kah rahi hai ? jabki main to isko janta tak nahi hu...kahi aisa to nahi ki ye mujhe vo sp raj samajh rahi ho ? jarur aisa hi hai..
Damini—yaha tak ki saandpur se aapki family bhi raato raat gayab ho gayi..?
Raj (chounk kar)--saandpur ?
Damini—ab ye mat kahna sir ki aap saandpur yaani ki apne gaon ko nahi jante..?
Raj (hairan, mann me)—mera gaon ? ye saandpur ka kya chakkar hai ? mujhe pata lagana hoga.
Damini (thoda bhavuk)—kahte hain ki koi cheez jab tak aapke paas me hoti hai, tab tak uski asli keemat ka ehsaas nahi hota, lekin jab vahi cheez door ho jati hai tab use phr se paane ki tadap paida hone lagti hai...main hamesha aapke baare me galat sochti thi, lekin uss hadse ke baad mujhe pahli baat ehsaas hua ki maine kitni keemti cheez kho di hai..
Raj—main kuch samjha nahi..
Damini—vo sab chhodiye, pahle mere sawal ka jawab dijiye..
Raj—jawab diya to..main yahi par tha...
Damini—lagta hai ki aap nahi batana chahte to koi baat nahi..khair ye to bataiye ki aapko chot kaise lagi ? kisne hamla kiya tha aap par ?
Damini—ye to mera farz tha sir, vaise jaha aap mujhe ghayal aur behosh mile the, usse kuch hi doori par yaha ke MLA ka farm house hai, jaha kisi ne aag laga di..
Raj—achcha..
Damini—itna hi nahi, uss aag ki lapet me MLA ka beta aur uske kuch dost bhi aa gaye aur jal kar mar gaye..
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa..? (mann me)...ye kaise ho sakta hai ? main jab vaha se nukla tha tav tak to vo jinda the, sirf behosh huye the..
Damini—kahi aapne to...?
Raj—aap kahna kya chahti hain ?
Damini—ghatna sthal se ek khoon se lathpath chaku mila hai, aur doctor ke mutabik aap par kisi chaku se hi hamla kiya gaya tha..
Raj—to aapka sochna hai ki ye sab maine kiya hai ?
Damini—maine aisa to nahi kaha sir..(mann me)..main janti hu sir ki ye sab aapne hi kiya hai kyonki aap jab sabko bata rahe the tab maine bhi darwaje ke paas se sab sun liya tha.
Damini abhi kuch aur bolti ki tab tak uska mobile rone laga, usne call pick kar ke kuch der baat ki aur phir vaha se chali gayi.
Damini—sir, abhi mujhe ek urgent kaam se jana hoga, main kal aapse milti hu..aur haan, ghar jarur aaiyega..mummy aur shashi hamesha aapko yaad karti hain aaj bhi..ye aapka phone..
Damini ne raj ko uska phone vapis kiya aur phir jaldi jaldi me chali gayi..usko itni der tak raj se baate karte dekh kar vaishali ka mood upset ho raha tha,vo turant andar aa gayi.
Vaishali—itni der tak kya baat kar rahi thi ye ?
Raj—bas aise hi..
Vaishali (narazagi dikhate huye)—tu use itna ghur ghur ke kyon dekh raha tha ? dekh raj, ab bhi kahti hu ki sudhar ja, ye sab gandi aadte chhod de warna phir se meri chappal khayega..samjha..
Damini ke jate hi malti aur baki ghar wale bhi hospital pahuch gaye rote huye...asal me vaishali ke ghar se jane ke baad bhi jab vo aur raj vapis nahi aaye to sabki tension aur badh gayi.. unhone vaishali aur rashmi ko kayi baar call kiya lekin vaishali ka mobule to pahle hi kahi gir chuka tha jabki rashmi ne call uthaya nahi. Akhir me unhone raj ke mobile par call kiya jo ki damini ke paas tha, usne sab bata diya, jise sun kar sab ke hath pair sunn ho gaye. uss samay jo jis halat me tha, ussi halat me rote huye turant hospital rawana ho gaye.
Raj ki halat dekh kar sab jise bikhar hi gaye the, badi mushkil se chodu team ne unhe samjha kar thoda shant kiya..meena ne to vaishali ko ek thappad bhi jad diya hota agar raj ne apni kasam nahi di hoti to.
Meena (rote huye)—dekha maa, main na kah rahi thi ki ye jhooth bol rahi hai, mera dil baar baar kah raha tha ki mere raj ke sath jarur kuch hua hai..itni badi baat ho gayi aur isne batana bhi jaruri nahi samjha..vo to achcha hua ki maine raj ko phone lagaya to dsp madam ne utha liya.
Raj (jaldi se)—nahi maa...aapko meri kasam, didi ko mat maarna, isme unka koi dosh nahi hai..
Malti (rote huye)—ye sab kaise hua ? kisne kiya ye sab ?
Prem pujari—maa ji, ye jagah inn baato ke liye sahi nahi hai...subah raj ko hospital se discharge mil jayega tab ghar pahuch kar baat karenge...
Sorbobhuk—haan maa ji, chinta ki koi baat nahi hai..raj ab bilkul theek hai..
Raat bhar yahi sab chalta raha, lekin kisi ne bhi sach nahi bataya, ghar walo ko sirf utna hi pata tha jitna ki damini ne bataya. Subah check up ke baad raj ko hospital se chhutti mil gayi.
Ghar pahuchte hi radha, sonam, aarushi, kinjal. Minakshi bhi daud kar raj ke paas aa gayi aur uska haal chaal puchne lagi aankhon me aanshu liye. Ye sab ghar me hi thi.
Radha uss hadse se kafi hadh tak ubar chuki thi aur iss sudhaar ke piche raj ka bahut bada yogdan tha lekin phir bhi use kabhi kabhi jab vo hadsa yaad aa jata tha to vah apna dimagi santulan kho baiththi thi. vo ek baar phir se kayi saal pahle wali radha ban jati thi, uske dil me uss ajeeb jeev ki dahashat iss kadar havi ho jati thi ki vah paflo ki tarah vyavhar karne lag jati thi...aur uss jeev se bachne ke liye ‘bhaiya..bhaiya’ chillate huye idhar udhar bhagne lagti. Aise me sirf raj hi use handle kar pata tha.
Vo raj ko apna bhai raj samajh kar usse lipat jati, use sirf raj par hi yakin tha ki uske raj bhaiya hi uss ajeeb jeev se use bacha sakte hain. Raj ki baaho me hi vah apne aapko surakshit mahsoos karti thi, baki har kisi me use vahi ajeeb jeev dikhayi deta tha. Uss halat me raj bhi usse vaise gi behave karta tha jaisa ki uske bhaiya raj karte the. Teen chaar din tak vah eaj ke sath hi hamesha chipki rahti, uske sath hi soti thi, uski mansik halat dekh kar kisi ko koi aapatti bhi nahi hoti thi.
Jab do chaar din baad uski mansik halat theek ho jati to vah apne room me chali jati aur pahle wali radha se aaj ki radha ban jati.
Aaj bhi kuch aisa hi hua, jab vah raj ke paas pahuch kar use dekh rahi thi, raj ke pet me bandhi patti aur sabke sath vo bhi ro rahi thi ki achanak tabhi kisi ne kuch din pahle ki jungle ke bhayanak raat ki ghatna chhed di.
Uss bhayanak raat aur uss bhayanak jeev ke baare me sunte hi radha ke dilo dimag par apne sath huyi uss bhatanak ghatna ki yaade kisi film ke chalchitra ki bhanti chalne lagi. Uska sharir khauf ke kaaran avhanak se kaampne laga..jab tak uski taraf kisi ka dhyan jata tav tak vo ek baar phir se apna dimagi santulan kho chuki thi.
Disha—badi maa, dekho radha bua ko kya hua ?
Radha (jor se)—bhaiyaaa..bachaaooo..vo mujhe bhi maar dalega...bhaiya mujhe bacha lo... vo mujhe bhi maar dega..vo bahut bhayanak hai bhaiya...mujhe maar dega...bachaaooo bhaiyaaa
Malti (tension)—radha kya hua beti ?
Roopa—lagta hai ki ise phir se vahi sab yaad aane laga..? aap logo ko uss ghatna ki charcha nahi karni chahiye thi radha ke samne..ab to ise kewal raj hi sambhal sakta hai..
Radha paglo ki tarah idhar udhar daudne lagi..use apne aas paas har kisi me vahi ajeeb jeev dikh raha tha, raj ki awaz sun kar vah jaldi se bhagte huye usse lipat gayi halanki aise tezi se lipatne ki vajah se raj ke pet me dhakka laga jisse vaha se halka halka khoon risna shuru ho gaya, ye dekh sabhi use raj se alag karne ke liye aage badhe to raj ne unhe rok diya.
Radha—bhaiyaa..mujhe bacha lo..
Raj—ruk jao..koi meri gudiya ko hath nahi lagayega..main hu na gudiya..darr mat..dekh yaha to koi nahi hai..vo bhag gaya yaha se..dekh
Radha—nahi bhaiya..main nahi dekh sakti..vo bahut darawana aur bhayanak hai..aap mujhe chhod kar mat jana bhaiya..
Raj—main apni gudiya ko chhod kar kahi nahi jaunga..
Poora din radha usse lipti rahi, raat ko bhi usne raj ko nahi chhoda aur uske sath hi sone ki jid karne lagi.
Vahi dusri taraf, Raj ke hospital se discharge ho kar jane ke baad chodu team apne plan ke baare me soch vichar karne me jut gayi..
RAJ ko subah discharge karva kr Ghar le aaye thodi der jungle ki bato ko karte hai yha radha ko unki bate sun kr apna Purana hadsha yaad aa gya or Vo dar se Raj se lipat kr use us jungli haivan se bchane ko pukarti hai or raj se chipat kr uske kamre me so jati hai vhi chodu gang planning karne lagti hai... Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast
Poora din radha raj ke sath uske kamre me hi rahi, raat hone par uske sath hi sone ki jid karne lagi, isliye uski halat ko dhyan me rakhte huye kisi ne bhi jyada kuch nahi kaha, haan, vaishali isse thodi nakhush jarur nazar aayi.
Malti—main raj ke room me hi so jati hu aaj...kya pata use kisi cheez ki jarurat pad jaye ?
Meena—aap pareshan mat ho maa, main so jaungi uske room me..
Malti aur meena, dono hi raj ke room me sona chahti thi uski help ke liye par radha ki mansik halat ke baare me soch kar ye irada badal diya.
Meena—theek hai raj, agar kisi cheez ki jarurat ho ya koi dikkat ho to awaz laga dena..
Raj—theek hai maa....(mann me)..madarchod, kya musibat hai..ye radha bua ko aaj hi daura padna tha pagalpan ka ? kitna achcha mouka tha, aaj dadi maa mere sath sona chahti thi, isi bahane mujhe aaj unki bur ke darshan karne ka mouka mil sakta tha..lekin ye radha bua ne sab gadbad kar diya..
Apne room me hi raj ne khana khaya aur sath me apne hatho se radha ko bhi khilaya, uske baad dono let gaye magar neend dono ko nahi aa rahi thi..radha abhi bhi dari sahmi raj se chipki huyi thi.
Raj (sir me hath pherte huye)—gudiya, ab chalo so jao..
Radha—bhaiya mujhe bahut darr lag raha hai, aap mujhe chhod kar kahi mat jana.. nahi to vo mujhe bhi maar dalega..
Raj—yaha koi nahi hai.....vo to kab ka mujhe dekhte hi bhag gaya..
Radha (charo taraf dekhti huyi)—agar vo phir se aa gaya to ? aap nahi jante bhaiya ki vo kitna khatarnak aur darawana hai..usne unn logo ko bhi maar diya..
Raj—kisko maar diya ?
Radha—vahi, jo log mujhe kidnap kar ke le gaye the...uss harami abhay ke gunde..
Raj (chounk kar)—abhayyy ? (mann me)..ye madarchod, abhay koun hai ? uss din dadi maa bhi kisi abhay ka naam le rahi thi, lekin mere puchne par kisi ne bataya nahi...aur ye radha bua bhi aaj kisi abhay ka naam le rahi hain...kya ye dono abhay ek hi hain ? dadi maa ne mujhe kuch bataya kyon nahi, ? aaj vo police wali dsp bhi kisi saandpur gaon ka jikra kar rahi thi, aur bol rahi thi hum vaha rahte the...lekin aaj tak mujhe to kisi ne iss gaon ke baare me kuch nahi bataya, kyon ? kuch to aisa hai jo ki sab ghar wale jante hain lekin mujhse chhupa rahe hain.. akhir iske piche kya chakkar hai ?
Radha—vaise to achcha hua bhaiya ki usne unn logo ko maar diya warna vo sab na jane mere sath kya karte ? aur aap bhi to na jane kaha chale gaye the...mujhe aapki bahut yaad aati thi bhaiya
Raj—vaise gudiya, ye abhay koun hai ? (mann me),,uss madarchod, ki himmat kaise huyi meri family par gandi nazar dalne ki...iss abhay ki maa ko chodu, saale ki maiya chodni padegi ab to, bas ye pata chal jaye ki ye abhay akhir hai koun ?
Radha—main nahi janti bhaiya...main to bas ek hi abhay ko janti hu jo rajastham me rahta hai aur sab kahte hain ki vo hamara chacha hai lekin hai bahut kamina..
Raj (hairan)—hamara chacha ? par kabhi kisi ne kuch bataya nahi..
Radha—kaisi baat karte ho bhaiya..aap to sab jante ho uske baare me...usne to aapko nakli raj sabit karne ke liye case bhi kiya tha adalat me jisse hamari poori jaydad hasil kar sake..lekin prem pujari bhaiya ne court me usko jhootha sabit kar diya..
Raj (shocked)—prem pujari ? (mann me),,iska matlab ki ye sab log jante hain, sirf mujhe hi nahi pata aur na hi bataya gaya..par kyon ?
Raj—achcha, aur kya janti ho abhay ke baare me ?
Radha—isse jyada main nahi janti..mujhe kabhi kisi ne bataya nahi..
Raj—theek hai..ab chalo so jao..kab tak aise chipki tahogi ?
Radha—nahi bhaiya, mujhe darr lag raha hai...mere sote hi kahi vo phir se aa gaya to ?
Raj—vo ab yaha nahi aa sakta..
Radha—kyon ?
Raj—kyonki ab tum apne bhaiya ke paas apne ghar me ho..
Radha—lekin ye to hamara ghar nahi hai..ye kiska ghar hai ? hamara ghar to saandpur me hai,,
Raj (chounk kar)—saandpur ?
Radha—bade bhulakkad ho bhaiya...apne gaon ka naam bhi bhool gaye..hihihi
Raj (kuch soch kar)—achcha, to tumhi bata do saandpur ke baare me..main bhi to dekhu ki tum kya janti ho ?
Radha—kya janna chahte ho bhaiya..kya ye ki hamare gaon ka naam pahle sawanpur tha, baad me jab aap achanak kahi gayab ho gaye to sarkar ne hamare gaon ka naam badal kar saandpur kar diya, jo ki aapke naam par hi hai kyonki sabhi aapko saand jo kahte the..hihihihi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—sala mere upar gaon ka naam bhi hai aur mujhe pata hi nahi..baki sab log to mujhe kuch batayenge nahi, behtar hoga ki main radha bua ke jariye hi kuch malum kar lu..
Raj—hmmmm..aur kya pata hai hamare gaon ke baare me ?
Radha phir apne gaon ke baare me sab kuch batane lagi, jo jo use malum tha...thakur ke baare me , thakuraineke baare me, gaon ke logo ke baare me, apni saheli pinky ke baare me..ye sab jaan kar raj ko hairani ho rahi thi..thakuraine ke baare me jaan kar uski bhi aankhe nam ho gayi. Phir akhir me baari aayi sheetal aur sadhana ki...dono ka jikra aate hi raj ka dil tezi se dhadakne laga.. anayas hi bechaini badhne lagi...
Raj (bechain, mann me)—mujhe sapno me dikhne wali ladki koun hai ? sheetal ya sadhna ? agar vo sheetal hai to phir sadhna kaha gayi ? kya hua uske sath ? maine to uss ladki ka chehra sirf sapno me hi dekha hai, haqiqat me kabhi nahi dekha, phir kyon mujhe aisa lagta hai ki main dono ko janta hu, unse kayi baar mil chuka hu ? mere dil me kyon itni bechaini hone lagti hai ? vo sapna mujhe hi baar baar kyon dikhayi deta hai ? inn sapno ka meri zindagi se kya rishta hai ? jo bhi ho, par kuch na kuch rishta to jarur hai inn sapno ka mujhse, par kya ? kaise pata karu ? koun batayega mujhe ? mujhe apne inn sawalo ke jawab ab khud hi dhoondne honge..
“Ajeeb Julm Karti Hain, Teri Yaaden Mujh Par,
So Jaaun To Utha Deti Hain, Jaag Jaaun To Rula Deti Hain
Khatam Ho Gayi Kahani, Bas Kuch Alfaaz Baki Hain,
Ek Adhoore Ishq Ki Ek Muqammal Si Yaad Baki Hai.”
Radha aage bhi bahut kuch batati rahi kintu raj ka dhyan ab sirf sheetal aur sadhna par hi aakar atak gaya tha...vo sirf unhi dono ke khyalo me hi kho sa gaya tha aur radha ne aage kya kaha, usne kuch suna hi nahi ...
Radha usse kuchpuch rahi thi lekin raj uski baat ka koi jawab nahi de raha tha, jawab deta bhi to kaise, jabki usne aage kuch suna hi nahi tha, vah to bas sadhana aur sheetal me hi kho gaya tha. Radha ke hilaane par uska dhyan bhang hua.
Radha (pakad kar hilate huye)—bhaiya, kya hua, aap ekdam se khamosh kyon ho gaye ? main kab se bole ja rahi hu, par aap ho ki kuch bol hi nahi rahe..
Raj (khyalo se bahar aate huye)—hnmmm...kya hua gudiya ? kuch kaha tumne ?
Radha—maine to sab kuch bata diya jitna mujhe malum tha..par aap to kahi kho gaye the..
Raj—haan, vo sorry gudiya....tum apni kisi saheli ke baare me bata rahi thi..kya naam tha uska ?
Radha—pinky
Raj—haan, pinky..
Radha—lekin bhaiya aap usse baat mat karna..vo aapse bolne ki koshish kare tab bhi aap usse mat bolna..
Raj—kyon ?
Radha—vo achchi ladki nahi hai...vo hamesha mujhe pareshan karti rahti hai aur aapke baare me bhi ganda ganda bolti hai..aap usse door hi rahna..
Raj—kyon aisa kya bolti hai vo mere baare me ?
Radha—bhaiya, vo main aapko nahi bata sakti..samjha karo na aap bhi..
Raj—jab tak mujhe malum nahi hoga ki vo kya bolti hai, tab tak main ye kaise maan lu ki vo ganda bolti hai ?
Radha—main bata to rahi hu aapko..kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai ?
Raj—vo baat nahi hai...khair tum abhi nahi samjhogi..abhi choti ho tum..
Radha (tunak kar)—phir vahi baat bhaiya...maine kitni baar kaha hai ki main ab choti nahi hu, lekin aap bhi pinky ki tarah mujhe chidhane lage..
Raj—kyon kya bolti hai pinky ?
Radha—vo kahti hai ki main abhi usse choti hu..aur....
Raj—aur...?
Radha—aurr.....(sharma kar)..main nahi bata sakti...
Raj—iska matlab ki tumhe khud mujh par bharosa nahi hai...
Radha—nahi bhaiya, aisi baat nahi hai....bas mujhe thodi sharam aa rahi hai..
Raj—mujhse kaisi sharam ? bharosa nahi hai tabhi to batane me sharam aa rahi hai..
Radha—aisa mat bolo bhaiya..
Raj—to phir batao..
Radha (dhire se)—vo...vo...vo aapko phansana chahti hai aur mujhe kahti hai ki....mere...usse chote ..hain...
Itna bol kar radha ne laaz aur sharam se apna chehra raj ke seene me chhupa liya, raj ko ab uski baato me dilchaspi hone lagi thi.
Raj—mujhe phansana chahti hai...tere usse chote hain...main kuch samjha nahi...vo mujhe kyon phansana chahti hai aur kis jurm me ? aur tumhare kya chote hain usse ?
Radha—offo bhaiya, aap bhi na ...itna bhi nahi samajhte ki ek ladki ek ladke ko kyon phansana chahegi....
Raj—haan to bata na...nahi samjha, tabhi to puch raha hu...
Radha—bhaiya, vo na aapko apna boy friend bana kar aapke sath..ganda kaam karna chahti hai..(munh bana kar)..badi aayi mere bhaiya ke sath ganda kaam karne wali..apne bhaiya ke sath kare jo bhi karna hai..aap uske paas bhi mat jana aur na hi usse baat karna..bas..
Raj—aur kya bol rahi thi ?..haan yaad aaya...tere kya chote hain usse ?
Radha—aap na ekdam bhondu ho bhaiya..itna bhi nahi samajh sakte ? mujhe to lagta hai ki aapko saand saand kah ke logo ne faltu me hi badnam kar rakha hai...?
Raj—to bata na..mujhe kya malum ki uske kya bade hain aur tere kya chote hain ?
Radha (bina soche jaldi me)—mera kuch bhi chota nahi hai..vo aise hi bolti hai..
Raj—nahi batana hai to chal chhod...sote hain ab...
Raj samajh to gaya tha sab lekin vo radha ke munh se sunna chahta tha..isliye vo aankhe band kar ke dusri taraf karwat le liya..kuch der tak dono ke beech khamoshi chhayi rahi..radha ne mann hi mann kuch soch kar iss khamoshi ko toda.
Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiyaa, vo pinky jhooth kahti hai ki......,mere...ddd...doodh....uske ... doodh ...se...chote hain...aur ..meri...vo...bhi..uski usse choti hai....
Ye sunte hi raj ke kaan se dhuan nikalne laga, vo chounk gaya..magar uska baburao jo ki uski pant ke andar aaram se so raha tha, radha ki baat sunte hi uski neend fauran khul gayi aur vo utha baithak lagaane laga.
Vahi dusri taraf, hospital se raj ke discharge ho kar ghar jane ke baad chodu team sabki suraksha ko lekar plan banane me jut gayi. Kintu kisi bhi plan par teeno ki aapsi sahmati nahi ban pa rahi thi.
Sorbobhuk—main to kahta hu ki mera plan hi sahi rahega...hame apni chodu team me kuch aur chudakkad bharti karna chahiye..tabhi hum sabki suraksha kar payenge..
Iron man—ye itna saral nahi hai yaar jitna tum samajh rahe ho...pahle raj ke paas govt ki special powers thi, isiliye usne direct hame police me bharti kar liya, ab raj ke jane ke baad vo powers bhi uske sath hi chali gayi..pahle hum kuch bhi karte rahte the to raj sambhal leta tha, lekin ab koun hai hamara sath dene wala ? ab to hum sirf baki police walo jaise hain jinke paas pistol to hai lekin kisi par chala nahi sakte, hamare hath kanoon ki zanjeero se bandhe huye hain..
Prem pujari—yahi to problem hai...pahli baat to aise ladko ka milna mushkil hai jo chudakkad hone ke sath sath nidar bhi ho aur agar mil bhi jaye to unhe kya kah kar apni team me bharti karoge ? police me bharti karna, hamare adhikar me hai nahi, vo kaam govt dekhti hai.. isliye unhe police ki vardi bhi nahi pahna sakte.
Sorbobhuk—to unhe bodyguard ke taur par to bharti kar hi sakte hain na hum ?
Prem pujari—kar sakte hain lekin unhe payment kaha se doge bhai ? hum apne paiso se kitne mahine unki payment denge ? aur phir apni family aur apna kharch kaise chalayenge ? aur to aur, jin ladko ko bodyguard ke taur par bharti karenge, unke paas bandook rakhne ka licence govt se kaise dilayenge ?
Sorbobhuk—to phir kya kare, kya jo kal raj ke sath hua, vo sab ke sath aise hi hone de ?
Prem pujari—vahi to sochna hai yaar ki kya kiya jaye ?
Iron man—tum to vakil ho, tum to unhe kisi tarah licence dila hi sakte ho ..
Prem pujari—ye sab itna saral nahi hoga bhai...pahla to aise bharose ke admi milna hi mushkil hai..
Vo sab baat kar hi rahe the ki tabhi vaha shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar unka dhyan uss disha me chala gaya.. ek admi badi tezi se hospital se bahar gaye ki taraf bhag raha tha aur uske piche piche hath me kainchi liye ek doctor use jor jor se gaaliya dete huye uske piche daud raha tha...doctor ke piche kuch ward boy aur security guard bhi bhag rahe the.
Doctor (chillate huye)—ruk madarchod..ruk ja...aaj tujhe nahi chhodunga....
Prem pujari (hairan)—ye kya mazra hai ?
Sorbobhuk—chalo chal kar dekhte hain...
Tab tak vo ladka vahi se hote huye hospital ki boundry kood kar bahar bhag gaya aur doctor gate ke paas pahuch kar haanfte huye use jor jor se gaaliya deta rah gaya.
Prem pujari—arrey doctor sahab, kya hua ?
Doctor (gusse me)—kuch mat puchho sahab, iss madarchod ne pareshan kar diya hai...ek baar mujhe mil jaye to bhosdi wale ko jaan se maar dunga..
Sorbobhuk—akhir hua kya, kuch bataiye bhi ?
Doctor (gusse me)—ye madarchod, pichle chaar mahino se har mahine apni nashbandi karaane ke liye yaha aata hai...jaise hi hum uski nashbandi karne ke liye uski jhaante saaf karte hain to ye bhosdi ka hamse apni jhaante saaf karwa ke aise hi har baar hospital se bhaag jata hai...jaise ki hum yaha uss madarchod ki jhaant saaf karne ke liye baithe huye hain....saale ne pichle chaar mahino se naak me dum kar diya hai....
Doctor ki baat sunte hi chodu team ke teeno sadasya jor jor se hasne lage, jabki doctor apna pasina pochte huye use lagatar gaaliya diye ja raha tha.
Sorbobhuk—hahahaha...lo dosto.....apni chodu team ke liye ek member to mil gaya.....hihihi
Prem pujari—hahahaha...uska naam kya hai doctor...?
Doctor—uska naam hai........Ahamdeepo...
Iron man—uska address mil sakta hai kya ?
Doctor—aaiye register me dekh kar batata hu....agar haramkhor ne sahi sahi address likhwaya hoga to ?
Iron man—chaliye ...
Iron man aur sorbobhuk ..doctor ke sath chale gaye haste huye, jabki prem pujari ke mobile me kisi ka call aa gaya to vah call pick kar ke baat karne me lag gaya..jab dono vapis aaye to prem pujari ko kisi soch me doobe huye paya..chinta ki lakire uske chehre par saaf jhalak rahi thi..
Sorbobhuk—kya hua prem bhai ? tumhare chehre par itni tension kyon aa gayi achanak ? kis ka phone tha ?
Prem pujari (tension)—baat hi tension ki hai yaar...
Iron man—akhir hua kya ?
Prem pujari—kal jab mujhe pata chala ki raj ne MLA ke ladke ko maarkar sidhe MLA ratnakar shetty se dushmani mol le li hai to maine phone kar ke apne ek admi ko MLA ki janam kundli pata karne ke kaam me lagaya tha..uska hi phone tha..
Sorbobhuk—kya bataya usne ?
Prem pujari—yahi ki shetty, MLA banne se pahle ek khatarnak gunda tha..aisa koi jurm nahi hai, jo usne na kiya ho..logo ka qatl karna, kidnapping, balatkar, chori, smuggling, vasooli..sab kiya hai aur aaj bhi karta hai ..apni position ki aad me...
Iron man—ye to hum sab jante hain uske baare me...isme hairani wali kya baat hai ?
Prem pujari—magar iske baad usne jo baat batayi, vo behad choukane wali aur asli tension ki baat hai bhai...
Sorbobhuk—koun si baat..?
Prem pujari—yahi ki Ratnakar shetty........uss madarchod abhay ka sala hai...yaani ki MLA, abhay ki biwi kalyani ka bhai hai....jiski vajah se hamne raj ki family ko yaha shift kiya tha...
Dono (chounk kar)—kyaaaaaa ?
Udhar 24 ghante poore hone ke baad bhi police ya MLA ke admi farm house me huyi ghatna ke doshi ko nahi pakad paye the, pakadna to door uske baare me koi suraag tak pata nahi laga paye the, jisse MLA bahut gusse me aa gaya tha.
MLA (gusse me)—tum log madarchodd..kisi kaam ke nahi ho....agar mere bete ka qatil nahi mila to main tum sabke ghar me jitni bhi ladkiya aur aurate hain, unn sabko nangi kar ke poori city me ghumane ke baad kisi kothe par bitha kar unse dhandha karaunga..jao aur uss harami ko dhoond kar yaha lekar aao...jao yaha se..ye akhiri mouka hai tum sab ke liye..jao yaha se..
Uske vo admi turant hi vaha se chale gaye, unke jaate hi MLA ne apne kuch aur admiyo ko bulaya...
MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....
Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....
To chodu gang ko nya member mil hi gya or kya Khatarnak sheen se parichay diya hai aapne (yah jhante banvakr bhagne vala sheen maine ek baar Pahle bhi pdha hai Sayad Aapki hi kisi story me usme kuchh magic fantasy bhi thi) to yah MLA koi or nhi Abhay ka sala hai ab usne DSP damini madam ko utha kr lane ka aadesh de diya hai dekhte hai kya karti hai damini madam ab Ye Raj radha ki dimagi problem ke chalte sab Jan Leta pr Shital Sadhna ka naam sunte hi blank ho jata hai or radha sari baat aise hi Suna deti hai bina raj ki tavajjo ke ek accha mauka kho diya Raj ne saandpur ke bare me jyada se jyada jaan sakta tha... Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast
MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....
Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....
Ab Aage.............
Uss samay damini apne ghar (govt quarter) me thi aur apni maa aur shashi se raat ki ghatna par baate kar rahi thi, jab unn dono ne damini ke munh se raj ke jinda hone ki baat suni to vah dono bhi shocked rah gayi.
Revti (shocked)—kyaa, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ?
Shashi (hairan)—haan didi...jarur aapko dhokha hua hoga..ye nahi ho sakta..raj sir ko to mare huye bahut saal ho gaye hain aur ye baat to poora india janta hai..
Damini—main sach kah rahi hu..jitni hairani tum dono ko ho rahi hai sun kar, usse jyada hairani to mujhe bhi huyi thi jab maine unhe dekha to ? meri aankhe itna bada dhokha nahi kha sakti..
Shashi—phir to aapne jarur unki shakal surat se milte julte admi ko dekha hoga...maine suna hai ki ek hi admi ki shakal ke saat log hote hain duniya me, ye bhi unhi me se koi hoga..bhala murda bhi kabhi jinda hota hai ?
Revti—mujhe bhi iss baat par yakin nahi ho raha beti...kyonki agar ye sach hota to tu khud hi soch ki raj ji itne salo tak apne marne ki khabar sunne ke baad bhi sabki nazro se door rahe ?
Damini—ab main tum dono ko kaise yakin dilaaun ...? pahle mujhe bhi shak hua tha, main bhi aisa hi kuch soch rahi thi..apni aankhon ke samne raj sir ko dekhne ke baad bhi mujhe vishwas nahi ho raha tha..lekin phir kuch aisa hua ki na chahte huye bhi mujhe iss par vishwas karna hi pada..
Shashi—kyon, aisa kya ho gaya tha didi ?
Damini—agar main ye maan bhi lu ki maine jise dekha, vo raj nahi balki unka koi humshakal hai ye koi sanyog ho sakta hai par vahi awaz, vahi baat karne ka tarika, raj sir ke unhi dosto ka unke paas milna aur sabse badi baat ki unki vahi family ka bhi unke sath milna, yaha tak ki unka naam raj hi hona..itni sab baate to sirf sanyog nahi ho sakti na ? inhi sab baato ke kaaran maine samajha ki ye koi aur nahi balki vahi sp raj sir hi hain..iske baad bhi tum dono kya kahogi, meri aankho ka dhokha ?
Revti (hairan)—ajeeb baat hai..
Shashi—ab to aapne mujhe bhi sochne par vivash kar diya didi ...
Revti—lekin vo itne din tak the kaha aur sabke samne kyon nahi aaye ?
Damini—ye to main nahi janti maa..agli baar jab unse milungi tab jarur puchungi..
Shashi—didi, unhe yaha ghar par bulana na..
Damini—hmmm
Damini subah bhi hospital gayi thi raj se milne kintu tab tak raj hospital se discharge ho kar ghar ja chuka tha lihaza vah chodu gang se mil kar vapis duty par chali gayi.
Udhar ghar me raj ne jab radha ke munh se doodh shabd suna to uski pant ke andar so rahe baburao ke kaan khade ho gaye aur vah turant uth kar hamla karne ke liye khada ho gaya.
Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiyaa, vo pinky jhooth kahti hai ki......,mere...ddd...doodh....uske ... doodh ...se...chote hain...aur ..meri...vo...bhi..uski usse choti hai....
Raj (shocked)—kkk...kyaa kaha tune ? phir se bol...
Radha (darte huye)—sorry bhaiya...vo..aapne pucha to maine isliye bata diya...sorry..
Raj—arrey main gussa nahi hu...bhala apni gudiya se gussa kaise ho sakta hu...maine bas theek se suna nahi tha, bata na phir se...
Radha—sachchi, aap gussa to nahi karoge na ?
Raj—promise..gussa nahi karunga..ab bol..
Radha—pinky kahti hai ki mere ..doodh, uske doodh se chote hain aur meri vo bhi uski usse choti hai...jabki aisa kuch nahi hai bhaiya...
Raj (utsuk)—aur teri kya usse choti hai..? kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..saaf saaf bol na..
Raj—dekh agar tu nahi batayegi to main jarur tujhse gussa ho kar yaha se bahut door chala jaunga..pinky ke paas..kam se kam vo teri tarah mujhse sharamayegi to nahi..
Radha—pls bhaiya..aisa ab dubara mujhse door jane ki baat mat karna..
Raj—to phir pahle vada kar ki aaj se mujhse nahi sharmayegi aur sab kuch bina laaz aur sharam ke batayegi..
Radha—theek hai bhaiya..sab bataungi..lekin aap mujhse door mat jana..uss kamini pinky ke paas to bilkul bhi nahi...aap jaisa kahoge, main vaisa karungi..
Raj—to phir batao..ki tumhari kya choti hai pinky se ?
Radha—bhaiya..meri kuch bhi choti nahi hai usse..vo jhooth bolti hai..
Raj—vahi to puch raha hu ki pinky kya bol rahi thi ?
Radha—vo bolti hai ki meri vo bhi, uski usse choti hai..apne doodh ki tarah...jabki na to mere doodh uske doodh se chote hain aur na hi meri vo uski usse choti hai..
Raj—phir vahi baat..arre baba, teri kya, uski usse choti hai ? jo pinky bolti hai..
Radha (dhire se)—vahi jo meri dono taango ke beech me hai...
Raj—kya hai teri dono taango ke beech me ? kya naam hai uska ?
Radha—bhaiya mujhe sharam aa rahi hai..
Raj—nahi batana to rahne de...main pinky se puch loonga..
Radha—nahi, pinky ke paas nahi jana..main batati hu..
Raj—to bata phir..
Radha—lekin kaan me bataungi..
Raj—ok
Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiya..meri taango ke beech me na...vo...vo...aapki iss ladli choti bahan gudiya ki..bbb...boorrr ...bur hai..
Itna bol kar radha sharmate huye raj se lipat gayi, vo abhi tak anchhuyi ladki thi, jisne lund ka maza nahi chakah tha, isliye aisi uttejak baato se vah behad uttejit hoti ja rahi thi jabki uske samne to tha hi saand, vo bhi maha chudakkad...vo to rahta hi hamesha hai ek nayi bur ki talash me....hath aayi bur ko vah bina chode kaise jane de sakta hai..phir chahe vo kisi ki bhi bur ho, isse kya fark padta hai, use to bur me lund ghused kar chodne se matlab hai..saand ka to kaam hi hai khana, ladna aur chodna.
Raj (hairan aur khush)—kyaaa..phir se bol ?
Radha—bol to diya bhaiya maine..
Raj—ek baar phir se bol na..meri kasam..
Radha—(kaan me)..meri dono taango ke beech me meri bur hai...aapki apni iss sagi choti bahan ki bur hai bhaiya...ab khush..
Raj—sachchi ? teri dono jaangho ke beech me bur hai ?
Radha (dhire se)—kyaa bhaiya ? har ladki ki dono jaangho ke beech me uski bur hoti hai..aapki ye bahan bhi to ek ladki hai to phir meri dono jaangho ke beech me bur kyon nahi hogi bhala ?
Raj—nahi, bata na ?
Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya....aapki choti bahan ki dono jaangho ke beech me aapki bahan ki bur hai..
Raj—iska matlab ki meri choti bahan bur wali hai ?
Radha—hmmm
Raj—kya hunhhhh ?
Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya...aapki ye choti bahan radha, bur wali hai...main bur wali bahan hu aapki bhaiya..
Dono poori tarah se kaamaandh ho chuke the, raj poori tarah se radha ko kholna chahta tha halanki radha to pahle se hi madhosh ho chuki thi..inn baato me use ek ajeeb tarah ka anand mil raha tha, jo pahle kabhi nahi mila tha.
Raj—vaise kaisi hai meri bahan ki bur ?
Radha (dhire se)—jaisi sabki hoti hai bhaiya..lekin pinky hamesha bolti hai ki meri bur, uski bur se choti hai....aur bolti hai ki isliye aapko uski bur lene me jyada maza ayega..jhooth bolti hai Sali kamini..
Raj—achcha aisa bolti hai vo ? kya usne tumhari bur dekhi hai ?
Radha—haan bhaiya...jab hum dono sath me fresh hone khet me jate hain tab hame ek dusre ki bur to dikh hi jati hai na...
Raj—achcha, pinky ki bur kaisi hai ? uski bur chikni hai ya phir jhaante hain uski bur me ? kya uski bur phati huyi dikhti hai mootte samay ?
Radha—phati huyi to nahi dikhi mujhe kabhi bhi lekin vo apni jhaant roz saaf karti hai..
Raj—aur meri ladli bahna radha ki bur kisi hai ?
Radha (dhire se)—meri bhi bur vaisi hi hai bhaiya...bas meri bur me jhaante jarur hain badi badi.. maine aaj tak kabhi saaf nahi ki na to isliye..
Raj—lekin pinky ki to lene layak bur ho gayi hai ab..
Radha (kaan me jaldi se)—meri bhi bur aapke khoob lene layak ho gayi hai bhaiya...
Raj—tu abhi choti hai..pinky sahi kahti hai...tera abhi sab kuch chota chota lag raha hai uske aage..
Radha (munh phula kar)—main choti nahi hu aur na hi mera kuch chota hai...na to mere doodh chote hain aur na hi meri bur..main poori tarah se aapke lene layak ho gayi hu..
Raj—main kaise maan lu ki tu sach bol rahi hai aur pinky jhooth ?
Radha—chaho to aap khud hi sab kuch check kar ke dekh lo..
Raj—phir to dekhna hi padega...nangi karna padega mujhe tumko...phir mat kahna..
Radha—haan to dekh lo na bhaiya...mujhe poori tarah nangi kar ke mera aaj sab kuch dekh lo..
Vahi dusri taraf iron man aur sorbobhuk ke puchne par jab prem pujari ne bataya ki MLA, abhay ka sala hai to sunkar dono chounk gaye
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaa ?
Prem pujari—haan yaar..isiliye to tension aur badh gayi hai..
Sorbobhuk—ye to tension wali baat hi hai..
Iron man—iska matlab ki jis abhay se bachane ke liye hum sabko yaha laye the, ab iss MLA ke jariye use pata chal jayega ki raj ki family yaha par hai..aur phir se vahi uska lafda chalu ho jayega..sala na jane ab kya karega ?
Sorbobhuk—iska matlab ki ab raj aur uski family par khatra pahle se kahi jyada hoga ?
Prem pujari—hmmm
Sorbobhuk—phir to hame jald se jald apni chodu team me kuch logo ko bharti karna chahiye bhai..
Iron man—karna to chahiye lekin kaise ? problem to phir vahi aa kar ruk jati hai na bhai..
Prem pujari—iss samasya ka ab to sirf ek hi upay hai hamare paas...
Dono—kyaa ?
Prem pujari—hame apne purane raj ko ek baar phir se jinda karna hoga..
Iron man—main kuch samjha nahi..
Sorbobhuk—lekin raj ab hai kaha jo hum use jinda karenge bhai ?
Iron man—kahi tumhara ishara..?
Prem pujari—hmmm...main apne hi raj ki baat kar raha hu..hame use duniya ke samne purana vahi sp raj bana kar samne lana hoga...
Sorbobhuk—nahii..nahii..isme bahut risk hai...khas kar ke raj ki jaan ko bahut khatra ho sakta hai isme..
Prem pujari—sirf yahi ek upay hai hamare paas ab..use raj ke roop me samne laate hi use phir se apni vahi power mil jayengi aur tab hum saralta se apni team me naye log shamil kar sakte hain..
Iron man—lekin ye hoga kaise ? iske liye to hame raj ko taiyar karna hoga aur use vo sab batana hoga jo aaj tak hum sab usse chhupate aaye hain..
Prem pujari—ek na ek din to use sab pata chalna hi hai...ab jabki abhay ko sabke yaha hone ki khabar milegi tab to sabki jaan khatre me pad jayegi aur hum kuch nahi kar payenge..usse achcha hoga ki hum khud hi use sab bata de..
Iron man—lekin bhai, tumne ye kaise soch liya ki hum iss raj ko uss purane raj ki jagah khada kar denge aur koi use pahchanega nahi ? uss raj aur iss raj ki age me dharti aasman ka fark hai bhai ?
Sorbobhuk—damini madam ne bhi to nahi pahchan payi bhai, ye kyon bhool rahe ho bhai ?
Iron man—damini madam nahi pahchan payi to iska ye matlab thode hi hai ki aur koi nahi pahchan payega ya iss par kisi ka dhyan jayega hi nahi ? aur bhai, damini ke na pahchan sakne ke piche kuch kaaran the. Ek, iss raj aur uss raj ki shakal ek jaisi hona, dusra, hamara taha raj ke paas milna, teesra, iss raj ka naam bhi raj hona..choutha, uss raj ki family ka iss raj ke pass milna. Aur sabse mukhya kaaran ye tha jiski vajah se damini ka dhyan raj ki age ki taraf nahi gaya, vo ye tha ki damini ne raj ko raat me dekha tha, vo bhi tab jab vo behad ghayal halat me unhe mila tha..aise me uska poora dhyan raj ki shakal dekhte hi use turant hospital pahuchane par tha.
Prem pujari—iska upay bhi maine soch liya hai bhai...
Sorbobhuk—kya ?
Prem pujari—bhai, jab make up ke jariye young kamal hasan ko hindustani aur chachi 420 movie me old age ka dikha sakte hain to kya hum apne raj ko thodi jyada age ka nahi dikha sakte..?
Iron man—kya raj iske liye taiyar hoga ? aur uski family se kya kahenge ?
Prem pujari—hum raj ko padhne ke liye videsh bhejne ki baat karenge..
Sorbobhuk—vo kabhi nahi bhejenge ?
Prem pujari—jab unhe vaishali aur raj ke sath huyi farm house ki asli ghatna aur MLA-abhay ke sambandho ka pata chalega, tab bhi nahi kya ?
Sorbobhuk—to kya hame uss ghatna ke baare me sab batana padega ?
Iron man—batana to padega hi..tabhi vo raj ko bhejenge..
Prem pujari—to phir theek hai, kal hum raj se baat karenge iss baare me..kyonki farm house me huyi ghatna ne ye sabit kar diya ki iss raj me vo sabhi gun hain jo hamare uss raj me the.
Agle din raj khud hi hospital pahuch gaya, jaha use saari baate pata chali, tab usne chodu team me bharti karne ke liye ek quiz contest taiyar kiya.
Note : Niche diye gaye question me se kam se kam 15 sawalo ke jawab dena anivarya hai, jisme se antim question sabhi ke liye compulsory hai. Agar koi jyada sawalo ke jawab dena chahe to de sakta hai, sabse adhik sahi jawab dene wale 10 candidates ko chodu team me shamil hone ka medal diya jayega.
Jawab diye jane wale 15 questions me se pahle choda (14) question, choda choda mark ke jabki akhiri compulsory question, double choda mark ka hoga..baki har extra jawab par choda choda mark milenge. kisi bhi sawal ka jawab english medicine nahi hai, balki shuddh desi saand ki tarah desi hona chahiye.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?
(7). Chodte samay, Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?
(8_. Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan (banawat) kya hai ?
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?
(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?
(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah 10 minute me hi bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne or dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ho ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?
(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uss admi ka naam bhi bataiye ?
(ye question out of book/google hai, iska jawab kahani me hi kisi update me milega)
Agli subah jab vo police station ja rahi thi, tabhi raste me achanak kuch logo ne use gher liya.
Ye shetty ke hi admi the, jinhe usne damini ko pakad kar laane ke liye bheja tha, choonki damini ne unhe farm house par dekha tha isliye vah fauran samajh gayi.
Damini—kya badatmizi hai ye ? tum logo ne mera rasta kyon roka aur apni ye khatara hatao samne se ?
Admi 1—jyada bahas nahi..chal chupchap baith ja hamari gadi me..
Damini—chupchap apni gadi hata lo samne se warna....
Admi 2—bhai, ye to ulta hame dhamki de rahi hai...hahahaha
Admi 1—pakad lo Sali ko...
Uske baad vo sabhi damini par jhapat pade, halanki damini ne unme se kuch ko to apni laat ghoonso se adhmara kar hi diya tha lekin itne logo ka akeli kab tak samna karti..unhone pakad kar jabardasti use apni gadi me daal kar vaha se chale gaye..aur use le ja kar MLA ke samne patak diya...
Apne samne MLA ko dekh kar vah thoda ghabra gayi, vo achchi tarah samajh chuki thi ki vah kis tarah ka admi hai, use apni izzat lutne ka darr satane laga tha.
Damini (tezi se)—iss tarah mujhe yaha jabardasti laane ka kya matlab hai MLA sahab ?
MLA—ssssss..chup...yaha mere alawa kisi ko ooncha bolne ki ijazat nahi hai..tujhe maine apne bete ke qatil ko pakadne ke liye ek din ka time diya tha...aaj uss baat ko 36 ghante hone ko aaye hain.. bata kaha hai mere bete ka qatil ?
Damini—police apna kaam kar rahi ...jald hi vo pakda jayega sir...
MLA—maine tujhe ek din ka time dete samay kaha tha na ki agar 24 ghante me mere bete ke qatil ko nahi pakad payi to main tujhe nangi kar ke apne bistar me apne niche sulaunga..tu to apna vada poora nahi kar saki, lekin ab main apna vada jarur poora karunga..
Damini (piche hatte huye)—maine aisa koi vada nahi kiya tha sir...
MLA—tune nahi kiya to kya hua, commissioner ne to kiya tha aur ye case tujhe diya tha..uss din tu mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi na,,ab dekh main kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur phadta hu..mujhe tamiz sikhane chali thi tu..Sali do koudi ki randi...
MLA ko apni taraf badhte dekh vah samajh gayi ki ab uski izzat khatre me hai, vah palat kar tezi se darwaje ki taraf bhagi kintu darwaja to pahle hi shetty ke admi bahar se band kar chuke the, ab damini samajh chuki thi ki vah MLA ke shikanje me buri tarah se phans chuki hai.
MLA—bhag aur bhag...yaha se bhag kar ab tu kahi nahi ja sakti...ab teri bur ko phatne se koi nahi bacha sakta....
Damini (gigidate huye)—pls sir..mujhe jane dijiye...apni uss din ki galti ke liye main aapse mafi mangti hu..pls sir..
MLA—galti ki hai to uski saza bhi bhogni hi padegi...chal jaldi se apne kapde utar kar nangi hoti hai ya phir ye shubh kaam bhi mujhe hi karna padega..?
Damini—pls..sir..mujhe jane do..pls...
MLA—Sali tu aise nahi manegi...main hi ab tujhe nangi karta hu..aaj se ab tu meri rakhail ban ke rahegi...
Damini ghabra kar kamre me idhar udhar bhagne lagi, cheeze utha utha kar uske upar phenkne lagi, magar vo kab tak havash ke bhookhe bhediye se bach pati, akhir me usne use daboch hi liya.
MLA ne pakad kar use apne bistar par gira diya aur khud uske upar chadh baitha..damini kisi par kate pankshi ki tarah uske niche chhatpatane lagi.
Damini—aaaahhh...mahiiii...chhod do mujhe...aaaaaa.....bachaooo...nahiiiii
MLA—ab bhag kaha bhagegi ? tere doodh to vardi ke upar se bahut bade bade lag rahe hain... unhe nange kar ke dekhu to jara, kaise dikhte hain ?
Damini—chhod do mujhe..kamine...warna tu jinda nahi bachega...aaaahhhhh
MLA—koun maarega mujhe, tu..hahaha ?
Damini—aaaahhh...vahi jisne tere sapole bete ko mara hai....lagta hai ki tere bhi papo ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....tu bhi apne bete ki tarah kutte ki mout mara jayega...aaaaaaa
MLA—mujhe maarne wala koi paida nahi hua samjhi...iss shahar ka bhagwan main khud hu.. sabki kismat likhta aur mitata hu...poora shahar mere naam se that thar kaampta hai, isliye tu meri chhod aur apni bur ki soch jo aaj mere lund se phategi....
Damini (rote huye)—nahiiiii...aaaaaa.....nahiiiii
MLA ne ek jhatke me damini ki shirt phad di...bra me chhupe huye uske doodh ki golaaiyan dekh kar shetty ke munh se laar tapakne lagi. Vo bra ke upar se uske doodh pakadne hi wala tha ki damini ne uski dono taango ke beech me kas ke laat jama di.
MLA kuch der ke liye vahi apna lund pakad ke lot pot hone laga, mouka milte hi damini uski giraft se azad ho gayi aur jaldi se apna phata hua shirt apne badan me lapet kar bistar se niche utar gayi.
Damini (gusse me)—tu apne aap ko iss shahar ka bhagwan samajhata hai na ? tu kya samajhta hai ki tujhe koi maar nahi sakta ? tujhe bhi vahi maarega jisne tere bete ko mara hai..aur haan, main achchi tarah se janti hu ki tere bete ko kisne mara hai..ab teri bari hai..
MLA—aaaaa...koun hai vo ? main use jinda nahi chhodunga...
Damini (gusse me)—jisne bhi tere bete ko mara hai, uska naam sunte hi tu apni pant me moot maarega..
MLA bhi ab tak kuch sambhal chuka tha, damini ki baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama utha aur ek baar phir se usne use daboch liya..
MLA (gusse se)—(damini ke baal nochte huye)..bata bhosdi..koun hai vo..jise apni mout ka darr nahi hai ? koun hai jisne mere bete ko maar kar apni maa bahan chudwana chahta hai mujhse ?
Damini—aaaaahhh...tu to ab gaya MLA..ab to vo teri biwi aur betiyo ko chodega...aur tu kuch nahi kar payega...aaaaaaa
MLA—chataaakkk...Sali..bata koun hai mere bete ka hatyara ?
Damini—tu janna hi chahta hai to sun...vo.. SAAND..hai...
MLA—saand...koun saand ? iss city me mujhse bada saand koi nahi hai...uska naam bata...
Damini—vahi saand,,jiske naam se Black star ki bhi phat jati thi.....SP Raj urf avinash rathod.. urf saand.....
Damini—kyon phat gayi na teri bhi naam sunte hi..hihihi ? jab black star ki phat sakti hai to tu kis khet ki mooli hai...aaaaaaaaaaaa
MLA—Sali tu mujhe chutiya banati hai..poori duniya janti hai ki vo mar chuka hai...ab teri bur nahi bachegi..Sali kutiya..mujhe chodna sikhati hai..
MLA ne ek baar phir se uski shirt ko jabardasti nikal kar door phenk diya aur uske pair ke upar baith kar dono hath pakad liye aur apne daanto se uski pant ki chain khol kar chaddi ke upar se hi damini ki bur chatne laga...
Phir agle hi pal usne uski pant bhi utar phenki...ab damini uske samne chaddi aur bra me asahay padi chilla rahi thi..MLA uski chaddi utarne hi wala tha ki tabhi kuch tootne ki jor ki awaz aayi.
MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..
“tadaaakkkkkkk”
MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?
“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Shahar Me Maha Chudakkad Saand”
Contest ke sawal padh kr to anand hi aa bhai kya fadu question diye hai aapne inka Uttar bhi hai kya kisi update me? Damini madam ke MLA ko btane ke baad jo face expression the ahahaha maza type aa gya padh kr pr thahra kutte ki dum fir se suru kr diya damini madam ka vastra haran or yhi uski akhri galti siddh Hui vha Raj aa pahucha tha or sidha MLA ki kanpati me dhar diya ek kaske... Ab MLA ki sakal dekhne layak hogi... Jabardast superb mind-blowing update bhai
Series- SAAND_02_CGET Maximum Marks :69 Time:- 69 min. GENERAL INSTRUCTION for all CHODU'S:- Answer any 15 que. And remember last one is compulsory.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swale google kiya to uttar Dealer Village aaya jo Assam State mai hai. Jeska mtlab ki beti ki shuhag-raate se pahle sasu ki daamade-raat mane jati hai. In short pahle sasu ki pitch par bating karni hai...aur uske baad beti ke saath bande kamre mai 20-20 .Ye jankari to sab ko pata hai(by google devta).
Math or Physics ki tarah ek baar yaha bhi ye situatin assume kare to kare tooh,
Maa kasam kitna maza aae jaha, jayadtar jagah sasu shadi se pahle hone wale daamad ka naak pakadti hai wahi, yaha sasu apne hone wale daamad ka lund pakadeti hai.
Aur phir puri raat sasu or dammad chudai karte hai...aur eska pata sab ko hota hai.
Imagin karo subh jab daamad aur sasu kamre se bahare aate hai...tab sasur saamne khada ho..aur aap usko dekha kar apni sasu ki chuchi pakade...aur apne sasur se kahe ...ki sasur ji chuchiya to aapne kich kich par badi kardi...par thoda bur ke baal bhi saaf karo...agli baar jab mai , sasu maa ko chodu tab inki chute ek dum saaf honi chahiye...wo kya hai na jhato mai bur chodne ka maza nahi aata.
Aur aapki es baat par sasur, haste huve kahai ki ...jesa aap chaho damade ji...apka hukum sir aakho par...agli baar mai khude eski bur ke baal kaate duga..taaki aapko chodne mai koe dikate na ho.
Aur ye sab baate aapki hone wali biwi sune rahi ho...aur phire vo dhire se apni maa ko puche ....maa kisa laga maire hone wale balmaa ka lund.
Aur apni beti ki es baat par sasu mushkara kar kahe...bhoute jor daar...sach batao to kamar tode kar rakh di..damad ji ne. Damad ji ke lund k aage teri bapu ka lund to nuni lage, mai to ye soch rahi ho jab vo tujhe chodege tab tera kya haal hoga...mai to jhel gae par pata nahi tu jhel paegi ya nahi.
Aur phire aap... apni sasu aur hone wali biwi ke piche jakar ...dono ki gaand dabae aur kahe ki Sasu maa chinta mate karo...aapki hi beti hai..jab aap jhel gae to ye bhi jhel legi..aur phire kal shadi hone k baad mai aapko aur aapki beti ko ek saath choduga...aur dono ki gaand aur bur fhadee kar rakh dunga.
Aur ess baat par aapka sasur...haste huve bole...Damade ji , thoda raham kijega.. warna aage ki zindagi mujhe keval hasthmaithun kar ke hi bitane padega.
Jes par aap kuch bole..uss se pahle aapki sasu bole pade ki...vo to aapko bitani padegi he..kyuki mai to ab se sirf maire damade ji ka hi lund lungi..kyuki inhone mujhe bataya ki lund kya hita hai..aur aaj se maire bur mai sirf yahi lund jaega...samjhe
Aur apni sasu ki baat par aap uski gaand daba kar bolo...ki sasu maa gaand ka kya khayal hai
Aur aapki es harkate par aap ki sasu sharma jae...aur dhire se kahe...ki vo bhi aapki hi hai..jab mann kare marlijega
Aur phire aap kaho..mann to abhi ka hai..aur ye kah kar aap apni sasu ko wapas kamre mai le jae..aur usse bed par letai..aur jab aap kamre ka darwaja bande karne k liye mudde to dekhe ki aapki hone wali biwi bhi kamre mai aa gae hai...aur vo ess time gate bande kar rahi hai.
Aur phire aap dono maa beti ko ek saath chode..unki gaand aur bur dono ko chod chod kar fhade kar rakh de...aur aapki chudai ki awaaz sun kar gate k bahar aapka sasur apna lund masaleta rahjae.
Esa scene imagin kar ke he man kar raha hai...ki assam ja kar shadi karlu..kyuki assam is awesome yaar.
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni beti ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ? Ans. Es ka answer na pata mujhe...wese agar eska ulta hota to maza aata...ki baap ke saamne damade uski beti ki seal thode...aur baap vo khune apne haatho se saaf kare...par khambakte esa ho na saka.
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swaal google kiya to answer aaya ki tulsi ka pata hai. My Chodu point of view:- Ab aata hu maire chodu point of view par...ab se parsh mai condom ho ya na ho tulsi ka pata jarure hoga..wo kya hai nai kya pata kabhi jackpot lag jaae aur kise ki chutee chodne ka moka mile jae..to agli ko koe sikayate na rahe.
Conclusion:- Wese andar itni hawas bhari hai ki...ladkiya kahti hai ...ki hume ghuro mate..warna tum aakho se hi pregnet kar doge...ye society ka tam jham na hota na to... Aanya aur ki kasam ...Sab ki maa chode dete...ek ek ki bur ka bum bhosda kar dete.
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ? Ans. Hawaspur ki report 69 ke anusaar, Jene ladkiyo ke pass Son-Sadhan ki kami hoti hai, vo apni chudase ko mitani ki kosis mai majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar hi so jati hai. Yaha dhyaan dene layak baat jo es report mai mention hai vo ye hai ki, ️Yaha son word ka mtlab hai jes ladki ke pass RAJ u/f humare SAAND jesa son nahi ho. ️Aur yaha Sadhan word ka mtlab hai..na loki, na gazar aur na hi Khera aur na hi belen. Hence, it is clear that jab kise ladki ke pass in son-sadhno ki kami ho to vo majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar so jati hai.
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai maine ye swale google kiya par mujhe koe jawab nahi mila. Es liye jo ab tke maine apni Sexshikao se sekha uske aadhar par mai eska answer duga. According to My Sexshikao, Ladki chahe dudh ki tarah safed ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur aur gaand ka ched failne lagta hai..aur samye k saath vo fhul jata hai. Dusra parivartane , uske rang mai aata hai...jese sher ki naak uski umar batati hai...usse tarike se ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand ke ched ka rang ye batata hai ki vo kitne chudi hai. ● Note 1:- Ye jaruri nahi ki har ladki ki bur ka rang chodne par dhere dhere kala ho jae...ye aapki skin tone par depend karta hai..par ha ye 100% sach hai ki rang fhika to jarure padega. ●Note 2:- Gaand ke ched par aapke skin tone ka ghanta fharake padeta hai...Agar ladkiya gaand marwaegi to 101% unki gaand ka rang kala hoga. (Yadhi sandhe ho to pornhub par bhoute saare documentirs hai...jes mai laakho sexhikao ne ye sandhe mitane k liye..din raat ki kadi mehnate ki hai...aap une documentries ko dekho...mai dawe se kahe sakta hu aapke sabhi if or but clear ho jaege)
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ? Ans. According to Hawaspur, Es ka answer hai chuche..aur ese karn chucho ko biology mai "Horny nipples" kahte hai. Es phenomenon ko he Chudas effect kahte hai.
Note 1:- Jes tarah chudase chadne par aadmi ka ling apni aukate par aa jata hai..usse tarah chudase chadne par ladkiyo ke chuche apni aukaate par aa jate hai..aur tane kar bade ho jate hai.
Note 2:- Ye prikiriya aadmiyo mai bhi hoti hai...par unmai es ka aaar itna kam hota hai...jese karne , hum ese neligilble kar sakte hai.
(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ? Ans. According Google, Jes jes bur mai 1 hafte tke betel leaf ki patiyo ki dala kar rakha jae to uska ched pahle ke comparison mai tight ho jata hai. Aur aaj kal himari sexshika , Documentries banane ke karn rojj raat ko sone se pahle... apni karm bhumi par betal leaf ki cream lagati hai...taaki hume documentries dekhne mai koe dekate na ho...unki ye mahanta dekh kar maire to lund se pani bahne laga.
According to SAAND-SAHITA, Jes jes bur mai SAAND ka lund ghusta hai...vo chute chae jetni dheli ho..saand k lund k aage ..vo tight ho jati hai...par bichari ko pata nahi chaar dine ki kasawate hai, Ek baar SAAND ne chode diya to phire to ZINDAGI bhar ki Dhilawate hai.
(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ? Ans. Lanate hai humare mardangi par agar hum chudasi ladki ko na pahchane paae...Evolution sirf bahar huva hai andar se aaj bhi sabhi JAANWAR hai...agar hum logo ka bass chale na ...dekh kar ghabin kar de ladkiyo ko...aur wese bhi andar itni hawas bhari padi hai ki....dur se ladki ko dekh kar pata karle ki ye Chudakkad hai ya nahi...kyuki Koe ladki janam se chudakade na hoti...usse chudakkad bannane mai kae ladko ka Haath aur Lund hota hai...aur usse haath ke nissane usski Chahti par aur usse lund ke nisshan uski gaand par hote hai.
Jes Karn ye dono ange hi hadh se jayada bahar nikle huwe hote hai.
Aur jes tarah kachre ke dher mai, ek Kutta khane wali chizz khozz leta hai thik usse tarike se...ek aadmi chudasi ladkiyo ko dhune leta hai. Ese karne to ladkiya kahti hai " All mans are dog."
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ? Ans. According to google, Cockroch jo hai vo sir kaatne k baade bhi hafto tke , zinda rahta hai. Aur earthworm jo hoti hai, unhe jaha se kata jae, wo part hi sir ki tarah kaam karta hai. Par esa ek bhi jeev macroscopic level par na mila jes ka sir wapas uske sharire se jude jaae. Ese liye ye question out of syallbus hai...hume eske extra marks chahiye. Ek minute..Chodu mode on Chodu mode mai mujhe ek esa jeev nazar aa raha hai..jes ka sir kaatne par vo marta nahi balki wapas apne sharir se jude jata hai....Aur ye Jeev....har Lunddhari ke roop mai mujhe nazar aa raha hai...Jes mai har Lund ka sir kise yoni ya gaand mai jata hai...jaha charamsukh paane par...vo lunddhari ka lund apna prasaad waha chode kar wapas apne sharire se aakar jude jata hai.
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ? Ans. Eska answer google kiya to mrit saagar...bole to dead sea answer aaya..par jaha koe machhli ho hi na.. waha apna lund lejakar mai kya karu...so dead sea jana cancel. (11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ? Ans. Eska uttar hai , sarso ka tel gharam kar ke usko lund par lagao...aur phire muthh maro...1 saal k darmaya lund itna mota aur lambha ho jae ga ki ...chudai mai maza aae ga. Mota aur lamba lund hone ka pahla fayada hai ki Har position mai...chudai karne mai maza aaega. Aur ek fayada aur ye hai ki lund khada hone ka ahsaas ladkiyo ko durr se hi kara sakte hai...vo kya hai na ladkiyo ka favourite fruit hota hai banana...kyuki agar banana ko sahi tarike se gharam kiya to ..kela lene mai unko maza Aaega..aur wahi groundnut ladkiyo ko biklul bhi pasand nahi hai..kyuki groundnut ko kitne bui gharam karlo ...jayada gharam hote hi vo...kise kaam ki nahi rahti. (12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Es question k 3 possible answer hai , es karn teeno answer niche likhe hue hai,
According to google, Dead sea ladki ko pilao...ye natural vigra ki tarah kaam karta hai...es ke extra dose pene ke baade ladki khude taang phela kar beth jaae.
According to Sexshika's, Eska utaar simple hai...ek to pyaar ki nishani pila do...bole to cum ..vo usse pe kar aur chudasi ho jae gi...aur phire aap unke saath ek round aur kar sakte ho...es process ko jab tke repeat kare jab tke aapka mann na bhar jaae...aur jab mann bhar jaae to apan paani unke chucho aur muhh par chode de...esa karne par process puri ho jae gi.
According to BDSM-Shahita, Aap ladki ko pahle je bhar ke chodu..uske baade usse ghutno ke bal betha do...aur uske sammne jakar usske upar apni pichkari chode do...es pichkari ki daar uske muhh par hone chahiye...jese vo ghat ghat kar k pile..aur jo rah jae...usse usko golden shower mile jaae.
(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ? Ans. Mujhe to burr lage rahi hai...baaki pata nahi...Kyuki agar bur hai...to mazze hai baaki...chara ho ya bechara apan ko kya...apne ko to sirf chodne se mtlab hai.
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ? Ans.Dekho hum, discrimination nahi karte...humara mane na hai ki Ladki chahiye ho jese, Bur bus uski hone chahiye chodne jesi Aur wese bhi, showroom sab ka alag hota hai godaam to sab ka ek sa hai. Aur humko showroom se kya lena dena.. esli maal to godaam mai hota hai. Agar personality ke hissab se bolu to, japanese type hoti hai na...wese aawaz nikalne wali ho...to aur maza aata hai.
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Kahte hai ki unki chutee ko chaatne se aur chuchiyo ko chussne se ladkiya chudasi ho jati hai...wese ANALMOM naam ki series mai humari Sexshika ne dekhaya tha ki gaand ka ched chatne se bhi ladkiya chuasi ho jati hai.
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ? Ans. Eska sahi answer hai, surname kyuki...agar uske pati ka chota hai..to uske es dukh ko durr karne k liye SAAND jese devar kab kaam aaege. Jab pati ke saamne, uski patni ko chodu...aur uska pati khude aapka josh ye kah kar badhae ki ...aaur tezz chodu meri biwi ko....to ketty perry ki kasam maza aa jae. (17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ? Ans. Eska answer niche diya gaya hai, According to google, Nigeriya ki ek mahila ne , insaan ki jagah ek jaanwar ko janam diya tha.
But jese waha ke aadmiyo ke lund hote hai...mujhe to ye lagta hai...hawas se bhare bhoute saare jaanwar waha ghum rahe hai.
According to SAAND-SAHITA, Ye desh india hi hai, jaha Malti naam ki ek aurat ne insaan ki jagah SAAND jese janwar ko janam diya hai...jesne Bade ho kar bina kise bhed-bhaav ke sab ki ek tarah hi Fhade kar rakh di...ese mahan mata ko maire tarf se 51 mutho ka Salam.
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ? Ans. According to Hawas-pedia , Es Chaay ki pati, Kala ghoda..Safed Ghoda hoti hai...wah es Chaay mai Flibanserin naam ki dawai ki 5 drop ko dala kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jayada chudasi ho...chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain...es dawai ke asar ke karn vo apne sage baap se chude jaae..vo bhi taang phela kar...aur kise ke lund ki too kya baat hai. Es k ese ghatak results ke karn , ye medicien sirf black market mai bikti hai vo bhi lakho mai...aur normal roop se ye ban hai.
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ? Ans. Google karen par pata chala ki cotton ka poudha tha. According to Tharak-Sahita, Outer space mai cotton hona hi nahi chaiye..sab ko nude hi hona Chahiye...esa rule hona chahiye ki outer space mai koe khapde na pahne...es liye jo earth pai hai na...roti..kapda..makaan Usse tarike se outer space mai, Roti...Chudai...aur Chudai hone Chahiye ki jes ka jab mann ho jese chaho chode lo...sab open mai intemate kare...imazine kar ke lund khada ho gaya...sach mai agar esa nazara saamne ho to..muhh se ek hi baat nikle...waah kya seen hai.
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? Ans. According to Tharak-pedia, Jes aadmi ka lund pahle se khada ho...vo Chahiye viyagara khae ya shilajit...uska lund khada nahi hoga...kyuki vo pahle se khada hai. According to Chodu mode,
Aadmi ka Lund, Na rishta dekhta hai, Na Samaye dekhta hai aur Na hi Umar. Es karne jab koe ladki uske saamne ho to uss ke aakarshan ke karne aadmi ka lund khada rahta hai...wahi jab koe ladki saamne na ho to uski yaade mai khada rahta hai....Par rahta humesha khada hai.
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Maa kasam kitna maza aae jaha, jayadtar jagah sasu shadi se pahle hone wale daamad ka naak pakadti hai wahi, yaha sasu apne hone wale daamad ka lund pakadeti hai.
Aur phir puri raat sasu or dammad chudai karte hai...aur eska pata sab ko hota hai.
Imagin karo subh jab daamad aur sasu kamre se bahare aate hai...tab sasur saamne khada ho..aur aap usko dekha kar apni sasu ki chuchi pakade...aur apne sasur se kahe ...ki sasur ji chuchiya to aapne kich kich par badi kardi...par thoda bur ke baal bhi saaf karo...agli baar jab mai , sasu maa ko chodu tab inki chute ek dum saaf honi chahiye...wo kya hai na jhato mai bur chodne ka maza nahi aata.
Aur aapki es baat par sasur, haste huve kahai ki ...jesa aap chaho damade ji...apka hukum sir aakho par...agli baar mai khude eski bur ke baal kaate duga..taaki aapko chodne mai koe dikate na ho.
Aur ye sab baate aapki hone wali biwi sune rahi ho...aur phire vo dhire se apni maa ko puche ....maa kisa laga maire hone wale balmaa ka lund.
Aur apni beti ki es baat par sasu mushkara kar kahe...bhoute jor daar...sach batao to kamar tode kar rakh di..damad ji ne.
Damad ji ke lund k aage teri bapu ka lund to nuni lage, mai to ye soch rahi ho jab vo tujhe chodege tab tera kya haal hoga...mai to jhel gae par pata nahi tu jhel paegi ya nahi.
Sasu maa chinta mate karo...aapki hi beti hai..jab aap jhel gae to ye bhi jhel legi..aur phire kal shadi hone k baad mai aapko aur aapki beti ko ek saath choduga...aur dono ki gaand aur bur fhadee kar rakh dunga.
Aur ess baat par aapka sasur...haste huve bole...Damade ji , thoda raham kijega.. warna aage ki zindagi mujhe keval hasthmaithun kar ke hi bitane padega.
Jes par aap kuch bole..uss se pahle aapki sasu bole pade ki...vo to aapko bitani padegi he..kyuki mai to ab se sirf maire damade ji ka hi lund lungi..kyuki inhone mujhe bataya ki lund kya hita hai..aur aaj se maire bur mai sirf yahi lund jaega...samjhe
Aur apni sasu ki baat par aap uski gaand daba kar bolo...ki sasu maa gaand ka kya khayal hai
Aur aapki es harkate par aap ki sasu sharma jae...aur dhire se kahe...ki vo bhi aapki hi hai..jab mann kare marlijega
Aur phire aap kaho..mann to abhi ka hai..aur ye kah kar aap apni sasu ko wapas kamre mai le jae..aur usse bed par letai..aur jab aap kamre ka darwaja bande karne k liye mudde to dekhe ki aapki hone wali biwi bhi kamre mai aa gae hai...aur vo ess time gate bande kar rahi hai.
Aur phire aap dono maa beti ko ek saath chode..unki gaand aur bur dono ko chod chod kar fhade kar rakh de...aur aapki chudai ki awaaz sun kar gate k bahar aapka sasur apna lund masaleta rahjae.
Esa scene imagin kar ke he man kar raha hai...ki assam ja kar shadi karlu..kyuki assam is awesome
yaar.
️Yaha son word ka mtlab hai jes ladki ke pass RAJ u/f humare SAAND jesa son nahi ho.
Ladki chahe dudh ki tarah safed ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur aur gaand ka ched failne lagta hai..aur samye k saath vo fhul jata hai.
Dusra parivartane , uske rang mai aata hai...jese sher ki naak uski umar batati hai...usse tarike se ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand ke ched ka rang ye batata hai ki vo kitne chudi hai.
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