Incest SAAND 2 (Running)

anandsngh12 · Jul 11, 2021

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Nadeem21 · Nov 3, 2021

Meri stories bhi pade

1 vish Kanya
2 anokhi dunya choot kind ki
3 teen daketi
4 Pata khoye huye khazane ka
5 SAMRAT TTHE ADVENTURE BEGINS

anandsngh12 · Nov 3, 2021

SAAND 2
UPDATE-28 (B)

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

Ab aage.......

Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...

Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?

Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?

Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..

Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?

Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..

Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?

Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...

Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?

Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..

Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..

Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.

Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.

Raj—matlab ?

Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.

Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...

Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...

Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..

Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..

Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?

Prem pujari—iske liye hamare paas ek plan hai...

Raj—kya ?

Sorbobhuk—hame apne vahi purane raj ko jinda karna hoga tumhare roop me...

Raj—whattt ?

Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..

Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?

Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..

Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?

Prem pujari—hmmmm

Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.

Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..

Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?

Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?

Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...

Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?

Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...

Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..

Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..

Raj—theek hai..

(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

Ans—Amrood ke patte.

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya

(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

Ans—Uske Nipple

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

Ans—Chootad

(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

Ans—Lund

(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

Ans—Leech

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

Ans—Mrit Sagar

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

Ans—Bur

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

Ans—Dubli Patli Ladki Kyonki uski bur ka chhed tight hota hai.

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Uski jaanghe

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

Ans—Uska Surname

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

Ans—Nigirea

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

Ans—Kapaas (cotton)

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?

Ans—Love1994

Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi

Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,

Raj—namaste madam

Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?

Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?

Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...

Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?

Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?

Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...

Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...

Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..

Alka—kyon ?

Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..

Alka—gussa kyon ?

Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?

Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?

Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?

Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.

Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.

Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?

Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh

Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..

Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh

Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..

Alka—aaahhhhhh

Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..

Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...

Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.

Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?

Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?

Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?

Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..

Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...

Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...

Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.

Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?

Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..

Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.

Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...

Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...

Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...

Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.

Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.

Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.

Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.

Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?

“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”

Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.

Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...

MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”

MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh

Raj—chattaaakkkkkk

MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..

Raj (gusse me)—(ungli ghumate huye)...jaha ho, vahi khade raho....”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

MLA (chillate huye)—bhosdike..dekhte kya ho...maro saale ko....aaahhhh

Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..

Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...

Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...

Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...

Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...

Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.

Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...

Raj—it;s all right..

Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?

Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..

Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...

Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..

Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.

Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?

Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..

Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..

Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?

Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?

Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...

Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..

Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..

Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?

Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...

Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”

Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..

Dono—theek hai..

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

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anandsngh12 · Nov 3, 2021

Ahamdeepo said:
Ok Bhai waiting..

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Rk79640 (the devil😈) · Nov 3, 2021

anandsngh12 said:
SAAND 2
UPDATE-28 (B)

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

Ab aage.......

Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...

Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?

Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?

Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..

Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?

Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..

Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?

Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...

Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?

Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..

Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..

Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.

Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.

Raj—matlab ?

Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.

Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...

Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...

Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..

Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..

Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?

Prem pujari—iske liye hamare paas ek plan hai...

Raj—kya ?

Sorbobhuk—hame apne vahi purane raj ko jinda karna hoga tumhare roop me...

Raj—whattt ?

Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..

Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?

Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..

Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?

Prem pujari—hmmmm

Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.

Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..

Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?

Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?

Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...

Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?

Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...

Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..

Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..

Raj—theek hai..

(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

Ans—Amrood ke patte.

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya

(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

Ans—Uske Nipple

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

Ans—Chootad

(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

Ans—Lund

(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

Ans—Leech

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

Ans—Mrit Sagar

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

Ans—Bur

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

Ans—Dubli Patli Ladki Kyonki uski bur ka chhed tight hota hai.

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Uski jaanghe

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

Ans—Uska Surname

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

Ans—Nigirea

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

Ans—Kapaas (cotton)

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?

Ans—Love1994

Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi

Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,

Raj—namaste madam

Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?

Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?

Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...

Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?

Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?

Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...

Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...

Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..

Alka—kyon ?

Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..

Alka—gussa kyon ?

Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?

Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?

Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?

Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.

Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.

Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?

Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh

Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..

Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh

Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..

Alka—aaahhhhhh

Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..

Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...

Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.

Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?

Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?

Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?

Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..

Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...

Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...

Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.

Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?

Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..

Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.

Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...

Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...

Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...

Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.

Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.

Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.

Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.

Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?

“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”

Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.

Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...

MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”

MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh

Raj—chattaaakkkkkk

MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..

Raj (gusse me)—(ungli ghumate huye)...jaha ho, vahi khade raho....”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

MLA (chillate huye)—bhosdike..dekhte kya ho...maro saale ko....aaahhhh

Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..

Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...

Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...

Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...

Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...

Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.

Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...

Raj—it;s all right..

Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?

Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..

Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...

Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..

Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.

Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?

Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..

Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..

Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?

Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?

Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...

Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..

Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..

Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?

Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...

Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”

Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..

Dono—theek hai..

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

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Maza aa gya bhsi

Rk79640 (the devil😈) · Nov 3, 2021

Rk79640 said:
Maza aa gya bhai

Vikash05 · Nov 3, 2021

anandsngh12 said:
SAAND 2
UPDATE-28 (B)

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

Ab aage.......

Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...

Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?

Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?

Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..

Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?

Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..

Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?

Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...

Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?

Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..

Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..

Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.

Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.

Raj—matlab ?

Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.

Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...

Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...

Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..

Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..

Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?

Prem pujari—iske liye hamare paas ek plan hai...

Raj—kya ?

Sorbobhuk—hame apne vahi purane raj ko jinda karna hoga tumhare roop me...

Raj—whattt ?

Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..

Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?

Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..

Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?

Prem pujari—hmmmm

Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.

Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..

Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?

Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?

Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...

Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?

Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...

Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..

Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..

Raj—theek hai..

(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

Ans—Amrood ke patte.

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya

(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

Ans—Uske Nipple

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

Ans—Chootad

(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

Ans—Lund

(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

Ans—Leech

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

Ans—Mrit Sagar

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

Ans—Bur

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

Ans—Dubli Patli Ladki Kyonki uski bur ka chhed tight hota hai.

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Uski jaanghe

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

Ans—Uska Surname

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

Ans—Nigirea

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

Ans—Kapaas (cotton)

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?

Ans—Love1994

Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi

Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,

Raj—namaste madam

Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?

Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?

Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...

Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?

Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?

Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...

Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...

Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..

Alka—kyon ?

Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..

Alka—gussa kyon ?

Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?

Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?

Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?

Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.

Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.

Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?

Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh

Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..

Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh

Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..

Alka—aaahhhhhh

Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..

Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...

Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.

Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?

Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?

Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?

Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..

Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...

Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...

Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.

Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?

Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..

Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.

Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...

Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...

Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...

Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.

Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.

Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.

Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.

Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?

“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”

Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.

Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...

MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”

MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh

Raj—chattaaakkkkkk

MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..

Raj (gusse me)—(ungli ghumate huye)...jaha ho, vahi khade raho....”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

MLA (chillate huye)—bhosdike..dekhte kya ho...maro saale ko....aaahhhh

Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..

Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...

Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...

Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...

Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...

Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.

Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...

Raj—it;s all right..

Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?

Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..

Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...

Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..

Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.

Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?

Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..

Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..

Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?

Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?

Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...

Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..

Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..

Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?

Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...

Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”

Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..

Dono—theek hai..

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

Next : Story Turning Update....

Nice updates anand bhai

Dark · Nov 3, 2021

anandsngh12 said:
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UPDATE-28 (B)

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

Ab aage.......

Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...

Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?

Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?

Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..

Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?

Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..

Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?

Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...

Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?

Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..

Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..

Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.

Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.

Raj—matlab ?

Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.

Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...

Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...

Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..

Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..

Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?

Prem pujari—iske liye hamare paas ek plan hai...

Raj—kya ?

Sorbobhuk—hame apne vahi purane raj ko jinda karna hoga tumhare roop me...

Raj—whattt ?

Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..

Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?

Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..

Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?

Prem pujari—hmmmm

Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.

Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..

Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?

Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?

Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...

Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?

Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...

Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..

Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..

Raj—theek hai..

(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

Ans—Amrood ke patte.

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya

(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

Ans—Uske Nipple

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

Ans—Chootad

(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

Ans—Lund

(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

Ans—Leech

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

Ans—Mrit Sagar

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

Ans—Bur

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

Ans—Dubli Patli Ladki Kyonki uski bur ka chhed tight hota hai.

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Uski jaanghe

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

Ans—Uska Surname

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

Ans—Nigirea

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

Ans—Kapaas (cotton)

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?

Ans—Love1994

Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi

Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,

Raj—namaste madam

Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?

Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?

Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...

Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?

Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?

Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...

Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...

Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..

Alka—kyon ?

Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..

Alka—gussa kyon ?

Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?

Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?

Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?

Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.

Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.

Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?

Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh

Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..

Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh

Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..

Alka—aaahhhhhh

Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..

Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...

Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.

Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?

Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?

Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?

Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..

Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...

Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...

Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.

Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?

Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..

Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.

Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...

Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...

Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...

Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.

Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.

Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.

Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.

Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?

“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”

Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.

Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...

MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”

MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh

Raj—chattaaakkkkkk

MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..

Raj (gusse me)—(ungli ghumate huye)...jaha ho, vahi khade raho....”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

MLA (chillate huye)—bhosdike..dekhte kya ho...maro saale ko....aaahhhh

Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..

Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...

Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...

Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...

Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...

Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.

Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...

Raj—it;s all right..

Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?

Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..

Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...

Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..

Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.

Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?

Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..

Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..

Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?

Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?

Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...

Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..

Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..

Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?

Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...

Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”

Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..

Dono—theek hai..

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

Next : Story Turning Update....

Thank you so much bhai mujhe bhi team main lene ke liye or story'repeat hogi jo phle wala Raj ragistan main kr chuka wo ghr wo owl sab repeat

kitko7600 · Nov 3, 2021

Zabardast update.. Purane Raj ko zinda karne k prakiya full on charam pe hai, Asha karte hai k bahut jald hame apna purana Saand wapis mil jayega

Sanju76 · Nov 3, 2021

Mast update bhai ab maza Ayega aage dekhte hai kiya hota hai

Monika · Nov 3, 2021

anandsngh12 said:
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UPDATE-28 (B)

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

Ab aage.......

Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...

Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?

Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?

Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..

Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?

Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..

Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?

Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...

Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?

Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..

Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..

Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.

Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.

Raj—matlab ?

Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.

Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...

Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...

Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..

Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..

Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?

Prem pujari—iske liye hamare paas ek plan hai...

Raj—kya ?

Sorbobhuk—hame apne vahi purane raj ko jinda karna hoga tumhare roop me...

Raj—whattt ?

Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..

Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?

Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..

Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?

Prem pujari—hmmmm

Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.

Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..

Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?

Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?

Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...

Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?

Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...

Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..

Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..

Raj—theek hai..

(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

Ans—Amrood ke patte.

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya

(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

Ans—Uske Nipple

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

Ans—Chootad

(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

Ans—Lund

(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

Ans—Leech

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

Ans—Mrit Sagar

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

Ans—Bur

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

Ans—Dubli Patli Ladki Kyonki uski bur ka chhed tight hota hai.

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Uski jaanghe

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

Ans—Uska Surname

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

Ans—Nigirea

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

Ans—Kapaas (cotton)

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?

Ans—Love1994

Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi

Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,

Raj—namaste madam

Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?

Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?

Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...

Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?

Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?

Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...

Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...

Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..

Alka—kyon ?

Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..

Alka—gussa kyon ?

Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?

Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?

Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?

Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.

Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.

Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?

Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh

Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..

Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh

Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..

Alka—aaahhhhhh

Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..

Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...

Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.

Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?

Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?

Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?

Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..

Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...

Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...

Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.

Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?

Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..

Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.

Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...

Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...

Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...

Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.

Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.

Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.

Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.

Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?

“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”

Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.

Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...

MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”

MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh

Raj—chattaaakkkkkk

MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..

Raj (gusse me)—(ungli ghumate huye)...jaha ho, vahi khade raho....”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

MLA (chillate huye)—bhosdike..dekhte kya ho...maro saale ko....aaahhhh

Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..

Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...

Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...

Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...

Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...

Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.

Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...

Raj—it;s all right..

Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?

Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..

Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...

Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..

Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.

Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?

Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..

Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..

Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?

Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?

Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...

Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..

Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..

Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?

Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...

Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”

Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..

Dono—theek hai..

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

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