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UPDATE—28

Jaise hi radha ne nangi karne ki permission di, sunte hi raj khushi se jhoom utha, lekin usse jyada khush to uska baburao ho raha tha..kaha to vah malti ki bur ke darshan karne ke sapne dekh raha tha lekin radha ke sath me sone ki vajah se uska vo khwab, sirf khwab hi ban kar rah gaya, jisse vah behad udas ho kar munh latka kar so gaya tha, aur ab to use bur ke darshan ki jagah bur chodne ka mouka milne ki ummid jaag uthi thi radha ko garam dekh kar.

Raj—sach me tujhe nangi kar du ?

Radha—hmmm

Raj—poori nangi kar du...?

Radha—hmmm..mere kapde utar ke mujhe poori nangi kar do bhaiya..jaldi karo na phir apni choti bahan ko poori nangi..bhaiya..

Uski baat sunte hi raj ne turant radha ke kapde utar kar use poori tarah se nangi kar diya, jaise hi uska jism beparda ho kar raj ki ankho ke samne aaya to dekhte hi uska lundraj khushi se uchhal pada.

Do badi badi nariyal jaisi choochiya, jin par dhoodhiya rang ke choochuk kahar dha rahe the aur kele ke khambhe ke samaan chikni gori jaanghe, unn jangho ke beech me hara bhara jungle jiske beech se ek patli barik bahti huyi nadi..ye sab kisi rishi muni ke tapasya bhang karne ke liye bhi paryapt tha.

Kuch der tak to raj uske nange badan ko yoon hi apalak niharta raha aur phir ekayak unn par kisi chudase saand ki bhanti toot pada...usne radha ka ek doodh pakad kar use dhire dhire dabate huye, doosre doodh ki ghundi munh me bhar li aur use chusne laga.

Radha ke badan me ek sursuri daud gayi, ek ajeeb tarah ki gudgudahat hone lagi lekin iss gudgudi me bhi use anand mil raha tha..aisa anubhav aaj se pahle usne kabhi mahsoos nahi kiya tha.

Radha—aaaahhh...bhaiya...ye kya ho raha hai mujhe..? aur chuso bhaiya...aur dabao mere doodh....aaahhhh...bahut achcha lag raha hai bhaiya....aise hi daba daba ke chuso apni choti bahan gudiya ke doodh...aaaahhhh

Raj—bahut mast doodh hain tere meri pyari bahna...lagta hai ki inhe dabata hi rahu..

Radha—aaaahhhh...to roka kisne hai, jee bhar ke daba lo apni iss choti bahan ke doodh...aahhh. ab to aapko yakin ho gaya na bhaiya ki mere doodh chote nahi hain ?

Raj (kas ke doodh dabate huye)—haan gudiya...doodh to tere bade bhi hain aur lajawab bhi..

Radha—aaaahhh...itne jor se nahi bhaiya..dard ho raha hai...aram se dhire dhire dabao na, jaise pahle daba rahe the....haan, bas aise hi, aise hi dabate raho bhaiya...apni choti bahan ke doodh. Ab thoda niche bhi dekh lo bhaiya, jisse aapko yakin aa jaye ki aapki gudiya ki bur bhi aapke chodne layak ho gayi hai...aaaahhhhh

Raj—pahle tere doodh to achchi tarah se nichod lu ...

Radha—aaaahhh....aap phir se jor jor se dabane lage bhaiya...thoda dhire dabao bhaiya...aur abhi poori raat padi hai, jitni marzi ho utna nichod lena apni iss choti bahan ke doodh ko, jab tak aapka dil na bhar jaye, tab tak dabate rahna apni gudiya ke doodh.par ek baar pahle apni choti bahan ki bur bhi to dekh lo na bhaiya,,pls..

Raj—tum khud apne hath se phaila kar apne bhaiya ko apni bur dikhao na..

Radha (bur ko aur failate huye)—ye lo dekh lo bhaiya….apni choti bahan ki bur..batao na bhaiya, kaisi hai meri bur ?

Radha ki baat sun kar raj ne ab apna dhyan uski bur ki taraf diya, halanki doodh dabana usne band nahi kiya tha balki aur bhi kas kas ke uske doodh masal raha tha lekin ab radha ke doodh sunn pad gaye the, unme jhunjhuni hone lagi thi isliye ab usko utna dard mhsoos nahi ho raha tha.

Kuch der tak raj uski bur ko dekhta raha jo ki jhaanto se bhari huyi thi..phir raj ne uski phanko ko phaila kar dekha to ek chota sa laal chhed nazar aa gaya, to usne turant hi uski bur ko chatna shuru kar diya...iss adbhut anand se radha poori tarah chudasi aur madhosh ho gayi.

Raj—haaye...bahut pyari bur hai meri bahan ki……par chhed chota hai..magar tu chinta mat kar, mai is chhed ko apne lund se chod chod kar aur bada kar dunga…..

Radha—kar dena bhaiya….jitna bada karna ho utna bada kar dena apni bahan ki bur ke chodne wale chhed ko…..ab baad me chat lena bhaiya meri bur ko...ab jaldi se mujhe chod dalo mere bhaiya….aur bada kar do apni choti bahan ki bur ke chhed ko..

Raj—theek hai gudiya..

Raj ne apne lund ka supada radha ke bur ke muhane par tika diya…..sath me unke dono doodh pakad kar kas kas ke masalne bhi ja raha tha.

Raj—ruk pahle thoda tel laga du teri bur me jisse dard kam hoga..

Radha—jyada dard hota hai kya bhaiya ?

Raj—nahi to..bas thoda sa hoga...

Radha—phir theek hai...laga do tel..

Raj ne tel lagane ke baad bur me apna musal tika diya aur ek jor ka jhatka diya lekin lund phisal kar niche chala gaya....do tin baar dalne par bhi nahi ghusa bahut tight choot thi radha ki.....

Radha—lagta hai ki nahi ghusega bhaiya, vaise bhi aapka gadhe ka lund hai...admi ka thode hi hai jo itna jaldi ghus jayega......main bur ki faanke failati hu....aap poori taqat se dhakka laga ke ghused dena....

Raj—theek hai...

Radha ne apni bur ki faanko ko dono hatho se khub faila diya.....raj ne ek bar phir se bur ke chhed par lund tikaya aur poori taqat se dhakka maar diya......lund bur ko cheerta hua teen inch andar ghus gaya.... radha ki cheekh nikal gayi

Achchha hua koi ghar me sabhi log so gaye the...nahi to sab ko pata chal jata.....uski ankho se anshu bahne lage...aur ankho ke aage andhera chha gaya....raj ko uski is haalat par taras aa gaya...akhir uski bahan thi vo..

Radha (rote huye)—aaaaahhh....bahut dard ho raha hai bhaiya....meri bur phati ja rahi hai.. bahar nikaal lo...mujhe nahi chudwana...aaaaahhhh

Raj—bas thoda sa sahan kar lo..phir dard nahi hoga..

Raj ne raham ki or sochna chhod kar lagatar do teen tagde dhakke jad diye bur me.....radha ki bur ne khoon ki ulti kar di….poora lund bur ko kakdi ki tarah phadte huye unki bachchedani se ja takraya

Radha (jor se)—aaaaaaaaaaahhhh....maaaaaa.....mar...gayi......aaaaaaaaaaa.......aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Magar uski awaz kamre se bahar nikalti ki usse pahle hi raj ne apne hotho se uska muh band kar diya..uski cheekh gale ke bhitar hi atak kar rah gayi Aur vo chillate huye behosh ho gayi..... raj ne jaldi se pass me rakhe jug se unke chehre par pani dala jisse vo hosh me aakar rone lagi.....

Radha (rote huye)—meri bur fat gayi..bhaiya......bahut dard ho raha hai....aaaaa

Raj ne radha ko ab dhire dhire chodna chalu kar diya…..sath me unki chuchi bhi pine laga…..ek hath se dusri chuchi masalta bhi ja raha tha….

Dohre hamle se vo jaldi hi phir se garam ho gayi aur apni gaand upar uthane lagi….raj samajh gaya ki uski choti bahan ab full chodasi ho gayi hai….

Raj ne dono chuchiyo ke nipple marodte huye apne dhakko ki speed badha di bur me….aur de dana dan apni ladli bahan ki bur pelne laga….

Radha—aaaahh… ……aaahhhh…..haa…bhaiya….aise…hi….aur…jor…se……pelo meri bur ko….. meri chuchi bhi khub jor jor se meesta jao bhaiya……..mere doodh kas kas ke dabate raho……mere nipple bhi apne daanto se kaato bhaiya..ha…aise hi bhaiya…..

Raj—bahut mast bur hai gudiya…tumhari….ab to…roj pelunga……pelne dogi na roj apni bur....?

Radha—aaaaahhh….aaaahhhh…..ha…bhaiya……roj mujhe…aise hi poori nangi kar ke pelna……aapki ye badi bahan roj apne bhaiya ko apni bur degi..aaaahhhh

Raj—sach me gudiya…..

Radha—ha mere bhaiya…..

Raj—aa gudiya.....bahut maza hai teri bur me....

Radha—aaahhh......aur chodo bhaiya...apni bahan ko aur chodo.........ye bur ab apki hai..bhaiya...jab mann kare chod lena meri bur.........aaahhh

Lagbhag aise hi ek ghante tak dono ki palang tod chudai chalti rahi.....is dauran radha char bar apna pani chhod chuki thi....raj ka bhi ab hone wala tha....

Radha—aaahhhh...main aane wali hu bhaiya..aaahhh...

Raj ab khub dhakkam pel radha ki bur ko chodne laga.....radha poori mast ho gayi thi pahli chudai me hi..aur anaap shanaap bake ja rahi thi...use kuch hosh hi nahi tha.

Radha—aaaahhaaa....maza aa gaya bhaiya....aap mujhe aise hi roj chodna bhaiya...

Raj—jarur meri bahna...
.” Duniya Me Aise Hi Nahi Saand Naam Hai Mera....Ladna, Khana Aur Chodna Hi To Kaam Hai Mera.”

Raj—vaise gaand bhi teri badi mast hai..

Radha—abhi bur ka maza le lo bhaiya, phir kabhi gaand bhi maar lena..

Raj—theek hai meri bur chodi bahan…..ye le…

Radha—aaahhaaa....aise hi chodte raho bhaiya...aaaahhhhh..aise daily doodh dabana apni choti bahan ke bhaiya..

Raj—mai aaya...ye le....

Aur phir raj ke lund ne apni choti bahan ki bur ko apne pani se bharna chalu kar diya.....ek ke baad ek na jane kitni lambi pichakariya chhutne lagi radha ki bur me...poori labalab bhar gayi uski bur.......

Jhadne ke baad dono ek dusre se lipat kar lete rahe....dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...

Radha se utha tak nahi ja raha tha, sahara de kar kisi tarah raj use bathroom le gaya aur uski bur saaf ki, uska mann to ek baar phir se apni bahan ki bur me dubki lagane ka ho raha tha kintu uski halat dekh kar apna vichar tyag diya.

Radha ko pain killer khila kar bedsheet change karne ke baad vapis bistar me lita diya, radha to chipak kar jaldi hi so gayi lekin raj ko abhi neend nahi aa rahi thi..itni der ki dhama choukdi ke baad uske pet me chot wali jagah par thoda dard hone laga tha.

Vah lete huye radha ki batayi huyi baato ke baare me sochne laga jo usne saandpur ke baare me batayi thi..

Raj (mann me)—iss saandpur aur abhay ka kya chakkar hai ? sab saandpur wala apna ghar chhod kar yaha kyon aa gaye chupchap ? kya kya chhupaya hai sabne mujhse ? mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga...ghar wale to kuch bhi batane se rahe...kyon na main chodu team se hi paya karu ? haan, yahi theek rahega...main kal hi ja kar unse puchta hu..

Aise hi sochte huye use sheetal aur sadhna ka khyal aa gaya, jaisa ki radha ne bataya tha unke baare me....dono ka khyal aate hi ek baar phir se uske dil me bechaini hone lagi...uske andar abhi kuch der pahle tak jo hawash havi thi, uski jagah bechaini aur dard ne le li.

Raj (mann me)—mujhe mere khwabo me jo ladki nazar aati hai, vo koun hai ? sheetal ya sadhna ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai jaise ki dono se mera bahut gahra rishta hai ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai ki main unse pahle bhi mil chuka hu ? unka khyal aate hi kyon mere andar bechaini hone lagti hai ?


“Khwabo Ki Duniya Mein Hum Khote Chale Gaye,
Naa The Madahosh, Par Madahosh Hote Chale Gaye,
Naa Jaane Kya Baat Thi Uske Chehre Mein ?
Ki Na Chahte Huye Bhi Hum Unke Hote Chale Gaye.”


Yahi sab sochte huye vo apne khwabo ki duniya me kho gaya, subah jab sabse pahle radha ki neend khuli to vah khud ko raj ki baanho me nangi dekh kar chounk gayi, shayad uski mansik halat ab theek ho chuki thi...vah ek baar phir se 18 saal ki ladki se aaj ki 36-37 saal ki ladki ban chuki thi...raat me kya hua tha, use ab kuch bhi yaad nahi tha uska.

Jaldi se apne kapde utha kar vah bistar se niche utri to use apni dono jaangho ke beech me kafi dard mahsoos hua, usne chounk kar niche dekha to hairan rah gayi, uski bur phool kar kuppa ho gayi thi, sath me kal tak uski bur ki jo phaanke aapas me chipki huyi thi, vo ab phaili gayi thi.

Radha (shocked)—main yaha raj ke bistar me ? aur, ye..ye main nangi kaise ho gayi ? mere kapde kisne utaare ? ohhh..ye meri jaangho ke beech me itna dard kyon ho raha hai ? meri bur itni jyada suji huyi kyon hai ? kahi raj ne to mere sath....?..nahi..nahi...vo aisa karne ki mere sath soch bhi kaise sakta hai ?

Radha (mann me)—lekin lagta to yahi hai ki main ab kuwari ladki nahi rahi...meri suji huyi bur, bur ki phaili huyi phaanke aur mera raj ke bistar me poori nangi hona, yahi sabit karta hai ki meri bur ab chud chuki hai....to kya raj ne ? (aanshu bahate huye)...itna bada paap karne ki raj soch bhi kaise sakta hai ? main iske liye tujhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi...

Kisi tarah usne kapde pahne aur phir Usne gusse me sote huye raj ke gaalo par tadatad thappado ki barish kar di, achanak thappad padne se raj baukhla kar uth baitha.

Raj (hadbada kar)—iski maa ko chodu...koun hai madarchodd ?

Radha (rote chillate)—kyon kiya tune aisa ? tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aayi mere sath aisa karte huye ? laanat hai tujh par..

Raj (shocked)—gudiya..kya hua ? (mann me)...kahi bur chudne se ye theek to nahi ho gayi ? lagta hai ki raat ka sab bhool gayi ye ?

Radha (gussa me)—aaj ke baad apni shakal bhi mat dikhana mujhe..mar gaya tu aaj se mere liye..

Raj apni safayi me kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi radha rote huye gusse me langdate langdate uske room se bahar nikal gayi, raj aankhe phade use bas dekhta rah gaya...radha ke chillane ki awaz sun kar malti aur meena turant vaha pahuch gayi.

Malti--raj, kya hua...radha, kyon chilla rahi thi ?

Meena—kya hua beta ? tu baar baar gaal kyon sahla raha hai, usne mara kya tujhe ? main abhi ja kar batati hu use..

Raj (jaldi se)—nahi maa..radha bua ki koi galti nahi hai....unhe bas vahi ajeeb jeev yaad aa gaya tha sote huye,

Malti—ye radha bhi na...jane kab theek hogi iski ye bimari ? aaj tak hamse darti thi aur aaj tujh par hath utha diya usne ?

Meena (gusse me)—main use chhodungi nahi..uski himmat kaise huyi raj ko maarne ki ? vaishali hi kya kam thi jo ye bhi.....

Raj—jane do maa, unhe kuch mat kahna..aapko meri kasam..vaise bhi isme unki koi galti nahi hai..

Vaishali (vaha aate huye)—kyon re, kya kiya tune meri didi ke sath ? vo ro kyon rahi hain aur langdate huye kyon gayi yaha se ?

Meena—teri hi kami rah gayi thi..tu bhi aa ja...

Vaishali—haan, to main kuch bol bhi nahi sakti kya ..? aap logo ne hi isko sir pe chadha rakha hai...ab chup kyon hai, munh me chhale pad gaye hain kya tere ?

Raj soch me pad gaya ki ab vaishali ko kya jawab de ? rahi sahi kasar janhavi ke sawal ne poori kar di, jo ki abhi abhi sabki awaze sun kar rajni ke sath vaha pahuchi thi.

Janhavi—ye bedsheet yaha kyon rahi huyi hai aur isme itna khoon kaise lag gaya ?

Vaishali—arrey, ye to vahi bedsheet hai jo raat me iske bistar me bichhi thi....(ghurte huye)..kyon isme khoon kaise laga ?

Raj (hadbada kar)—vo..vo..asal me radha bua ka pair meri chot wali jagah par jor se lag gaya tha sote huye ....jisse vaha se khoon nikalne laga aur dard bhi hua to maine neend me hi unhe dhakka de diya jisse vo bistar se niche gir gayi..ye ussi khoon ke aag hain aur niche girne ke kaaran shayad radha bua ko bhi kahi chot lag gayi hogi pair me...

Rajni—tu sach bol raha hai ? (mann me)..kya pata sote huye me kahi isne radha didi ko pel na diya ho ? iss chudakkad ka kya bharosa ?

Raj—kasam se..ekdam sachchi..

Vaise to rajni hamesha raj se door hi rahti thi, aisa nahi tha ki vah raj ko ek bahan ki tarah pyar nahi karti thi lekin usne ek baar raj ko ghar ki naukrani ko kitchen me chodte huye dekh liya tha, phir iske kuch din baad hi jab vo dophar ko apne room me so rahi thi tab raj ne sote huye me rajni ki bur me salwar khol kar ungli ghused di thi, tab se rajni usse kuch door hi rahti thi.

Raj—ek glass pani do na ?

Rajni—khud le kar pi le..

Vo abhi aage kuch bolti ki meena ne unhe daant kar vaha se bhaga diya...vo hasti huyi vaishali aur janhavi ke sath vaha se chali gayi.

Raj (mann me)—
“Naajo Se Pali Ho, Isliye Bhaav Kha Rahi Ho...Ek Din Patak Patak Kar Chodega Saand, Bekaar Mushkura Rahi Ho.”

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

Update abhi poora nahi hai....
Zabardast update Sir ji..
lekin ye Raj ,Radha ko Bua kyu keh rha hai... Jbki radhA to RAj ki mausi hui.. Or vaishali, Rajni, or jahnvi Radha ko Didi keh rhi hai.Plz explain..
lekin update pad Kar maza aa gya... Apna Purana chodu saand nazar aane laga Hai Ab...
ab Dekhte hai agla kiska number lgega...
waiting for next update..
 
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UPDATE—28

Jaise hi radha ne nangi karne ki permission di, sunte hi raj khushi se jhoom utha, lekin usse jyada khush to uska baburao ho raha tha..kaha to vah malti ki bur ke darshan karne ke sapne dekh raha tha lekin radha ke sath me sone ki vajah se uska vo khwab, sirf khwab hi ban kar rah gaya, jisse vah behad udas ho kar munh latka kar so gaya tha, aur ab to use bur ke darshan ki jagah bur chodne ka mouka milne ki ummid jaag uthi thi radha ko garam dekh kar.

Raj—sach me tujhe nangi kar du ?

Radha—hmmm

Raj—poori nangi kar du...?

Radha—hmmm..mere kapde utar ke mujhe poori nangi kar do bhaiya..jaldi karo na phir apni choti bahan ko poori nangi..bhaiya..

Uski baat sunte hi raj ne turant radha ke kapde utar kar use poori tarah se nangi kar diya, jaise hi uska jism beparda ho kar raj ki ankho ke samne aaya to dekhte hi uska lundraj khushi se uchhal pada.

Do badi badi nariyal jaisi choochiya, jin par dhoodhiya rang ke choochuk kahar dha rahe the aur kele ke khambhe ke samaan chikni gori jaanghe, unn jangho ke beech me hara bhara jungle jiske beech se ek patli barik bahti huyi nadi..ye sab kisi rishi muni ke tapasya bhang karne ke liye bhi paryapt tha.

Kuch der tak to raj uske nange badan ko yoon hi apalak niharta raha aur phir ekayak unn par kisi chudase saand ki bhanti toot pada...usne radha ka ek doodh pakad kar use dhire dhire dabate huye, doosre doodh ki ghundi munh me bhar li aur use chusne laga.

Radha ke badan me ek sursuri daud gayi, ek ajeeb tarah ki gudgudahat hone lagi lekin iss gudgudi me bhi use anand mil raha tha..aisa anubhav aaj se pahle usne kabhi mahsoos nahi kiya tha.

Radha—aaaahhh...bhaiya...ye kya ho raha hai mujhe..? aur chuso bhaiya...aur dabao mere doodh....aaahhhh...bahut achcha lag raha hai bhaiya....aise hi daba daba ke chuso apni choti bahan gudiya ke doodh...aaaahhhh

Raj—bahut mast doodh hain tere meri pyari bahna...lagta hai ki inhe dabata hi rahu..

Radha—aaaahhhh...to roka kisne hai, jee bhar ke daba lo apni iss choti bahan ke doodh...aahhh. ab to aapko yakin ho gaya na bhaiya ki mere doodh chote nahi hain ?

Raj (kas ke doodh dabate huye)—haan gudiya...doodh to tere bade bhi hain aur lajawab bhi..

Radha—aaaahhh...itne jor se nahi bhaiya..dard ho raha hai...aram se dhire dhire dabao na, jaise pahle daba rahe the....haan, bas aise hi, aise hi dabate raho bhaiya...apni choti bahan ke doodh. Ab thoda niche bhi dekh lo bhaiya, jisse aapko yakin aa jaye ki aapki gudiya ki bur bhi aapke chodne layak ho gayi hai...aaaahhhhh

Raj—pahle tere doodh to achchi tarah se nichod lu ...

Radha—aaaahhh....aap phir se jor jor se dabane lage bhaiya...thoda dhire dabao bhaiya...aur abhi poori raat padi hai, jitni marzi ho utna nichod lena apni iss choti bahan ke doodh ko, jab tak aapka dil na bhar jaye, tab tak dabate rahna apni gudiya ke doodh.par ek baar pahle apni choti bahan ki bur bhi to dekh lo na bhaiya,,pls..

Raj—tum khud apne hath se phaila kar apne bhaiya ko apni bur dikhao na..

Radha (bur ko aur failate huye)—ye lo dekh lo bhaiya….apni choti bahan ki bur..batao na bhaiya, kaisi hai meri bur ?

Radha ki baat sun kar raj ne ab apna dhyan uski bur ki taraf diya, halanki doodh dabana usne band nahi kiya tha balki aur bhi kas kas ke uske doodh masal raha tha lekin ab radha ke doodh sunn pad gaye the, unme jhunjhuni hone lagi thi isliye ab usko utna dard mhsoos nahi ho raha tha.

Kuch der tak raj uski bur ko dekhta raha jo ki jhaanto se bhari huyi thi..phir raj ne uski phanko ko phaila kar dekha to ek chota sa laal chhed nazar aa gaya, to usne turant hi uski bur ko chatna shuru kar diya...iss adbhut anand se radha poori tarah chudasi aur madhosh ho gayi.

Raj—haaye...bahut pyari bur hai meri bahan ki……par chhed chota hai..magar tu chinta mat kar, mai is chhed ko apne lund se chod chod kar aur bada kar dunga…..

Radha—kar dena bhaiya….jitna bada karna ho utna bada kar dena apni bahan ki bur ke chodne wale chhed ko…..ab baad me chat lena bhaiya meri bur ko...ab jaldi se mujhe chod dalo mere bhaiya….aur bada kar do apni choti bahan ki bur ke chhed ko..

Raj—theek hai gudiya..

Raj ne apne lund ka supada radha ke bur ke muhane par tika diya…..sath me unke dono doodh pakad kar kas kas ke masalne bhi ja raha tha.

Raj—ruk pahle thoda tel laga du teri bur me jisse dard kam hoga..

Radha—jyada dard hota hai kya bhaiya ?

Raj—nahi to..bas thoda sa hoga...

Radha—phir theek hai...laga do tel..

Raj ne tel lagane ke baad bur me apna musal tika diya aur ek jor ka jhatka diya lekin lund phisal kar niche chala gaya....do tin baar dalne par bhi nahi ghusa bahut tight choot thi radha ki.....

Radha—lagta hai ki nahi ghusega bhaiya, vaise bhi aapka gadhe ka lund hai...admi ka thode hi hai jo itna jaldi ghus jayega......main bur ki faanke failati hu....aap poori taqat se dhakka laga ke ghused dena....

Raj—theek hai...

Radha ne apni bur ki faanko ko dono hatho se khub faila diya.....raj ne ek bar phir se bur ke chhed par lund tikaya aur poori taqat se dhakka maar diya......lund bur ko cheerta hua teen inch andar ghus gaya.... radha ki cheekh nikal gayi

Achchha hua koi ghar me sabhi log so gaye the...nahi to sab ko pata chal jata.....uski ankho se anshu bahne lage...aur ankho ke aage andhera chha gaya....raj ko uski is haalat par taras aa gaya...akhir uski bahan thi vo..

Radha (rote huye)—aaaaahhh....bahut dard ho raha hai bhaiya....meri bur phati ja rahi hai.. bahar nikaal lo...mujhe nahi chudwana...aaaaahhhh

Raj—bas thoda sa sahan kar lo..phir dard nahi hoga..

Raj ne raham ki or sochna chhod kar lagatar do teen tagde dhakke jad diye bur me.....radha ki bur ne khoon ki ulti kar di….poora lund bur ko kakdi ki tarah phadte huye unki bachchedani se ja takraya

Radha (jor se)—aaaaaaaaaaahhhh....maaaaaa.....mar...gayi......aaaaaaaaaaa.......aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Magar uski awaz kamre se bahar nikalti ki usse pahle hi raj ne apne hotho se uska muh band kar diya..uski cheekh gale ke bhitar hi atak kar rah gayi Aur vo chillate huye behosh ho gayi..... raj ne jaldi se pass me rakhe jug se unke chehre par pani dala jisse vo hosh me aakar rone lagi.....

Radha (rote huye)—meri bur fat gayi..bhaiya......bahut dard ho raha hai....aaaaa

Raj ne radha ko ab dhire dhire chodna chalu kar diya…..sath me unki chuchi bhi pine laga…..ek hath se dusri chuchi masalta bhi ja raha tha….

Dohre hamle se vo jaldi hi phir se garam ho gayi aur apni gaand upar uthane lagi….raj samajh gaya ki uski choti bahan ab full chodasi ho gayi hai….

Raj ne dono chuchiyo ke nipple marodte huye apne dhakko ki speed badha di bur me….aur de dana dan apni ladli bahan ki bur pelne laga….

Radha—aaaahh… ……aaahhhh…..haa…bhaiya….aise…hi….aur…jor…se……pelo meri bur ko….. meri chuchi bhi khub jor jor se meesta jao bhaiya……..mere doodh kas kas ke dabate raho……mere nipple bhi apne daanto se kaato bhaiya..ha…aise hi bhaiya…..

Raj—bahut mast bur hai gudiya…tumhari….ab to…roj pelunga……pelne dogi na roj apni bur....?

Radha—aaaaahhh….aaaahhhh…..ha…bhaiya……roj mujhe…aise hi poori nangi kar ke pelna……aapki ye badi bahan roj apne bhaiya ko apni bur degi..aaaahhhh

Raj—sach me gudiya…..

Radha—ha mere bhaiya…..

Raj—aa gudiya.....bahut maza hai teri bur me....

Radha—aaahhh......aur chodo bhaiya...apni bahan ko aur chodo.........ye bur ab apki hai..bhaiya...jab mann kare chod lena meri bur.........aaahhh

Lagbhag aise hi ek ghante tak dono ki palang tod chudai chalti rahi.....is dauran radha char bar apna pani chhod chuki thi....raj ka bhi ab hone wala tha....

Radha—aaahhhh...main aane wali hu bhaiya..aaahhh...

Raj ab khub dhakkam pel radha ki bur ko chodne laga.....radha poori mast ho gayi thi pahli chudai me hi..aur anaap shanaap bake ja rahi thi...use kuch hosh hi nahi tha.

Radha—aaaahhaaa....maza aa gaya bhaiya....aap mujhe aise hi roj chodna bhaiya...

Raj—jarur meri bahna...
.” Duniya Me Aise Hi Nahi Saand Naam Hai Mera....Ladna, Khana Aur Chodna Hi To Kaam Hai Mera.”

Raj—vaise gaand bhi teri badi mast hai..

Radha—abhi bur ka maza le lo bhaiya, phir kabhi gaand bhi maar lena..

Raj—theek hai meri bur chodi bahan…..ye le…

Radha—aaahhaaa....aise hi chodte raho bhaiya...aaaahhhhh..aise daily doodh dabana apni choti bahan ke bhaiya..

Raj—mai aaya...ye le....

Aur phir raj ke lund ne apni choti bahan ki bur ko apne pani se bharna chalu kar diya.....ek ke baad ek na jane kitni lambi pichakariya chhutne lagi radha ki bur me...poori labalab bhar gayi uski bur.......

Jhadne ke baad dono ek dusre se lipat kar lete rahe....dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...

Radha se utha tak nahi ja raha tha, sahara de kar kisi tarah raj use bathroom le gaya aur uski bur saaf ki, uska mann to ek baar phir se apni bahan ki bur me dubki lagane ka ho raha tha kintu uski halat dekh kar apna vichar tyag diya.

Radha ko pain killer khila kar bedsheet change karne ke baad vapis bistar me lita diya, radha to chipak kar jaldi hi so gayi lekin raj ko abhi neend nahi aa rahi thi..itni der ki dhama choukdi ke baad uske pet me chot wali jagah par thoda dard hone laga tha.

Vah lete huye radha ki batayi huyi baato ke baare me sochne laga jo usne saandpur ke baare me batayi thi..

Raj (mann me)—iss saandpur aur abhay ka kya chakkar hai ? sab saandpur wala apna ghar chhod kar yaha kyon aa gaye chupchap ? kya kya chhupaya hai sabne mujhse ? mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga...ghar wale to kuch bhi batane se rahe...kyon na main chodu team se hi paya karu ? haan, yahi theek rahega...main kal hi ja kar unse puchta hu..

Aise hi sochte huye use sheetal aur sadhna ka khyal aa gaya, jaisa ki radha ne bataya tha unke baare me....dono ka khyal aate hi ek baar phir se uske dil me bechaini hone lagi...uske andar abhi kuch der pahle tak jo hawash havi thi, uski jagah bechaini aur dard ne le li.

Raj (mann me)—mujhe mere khwabo me jo ladki nazar aati hai, vo koun hai ? sheetal ya sadhna ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai jaise ki dono se mera bahut gahra rishta hai ? mujhe kyon aisa lagta hai ki main unse pahle bhi mil chuka hu ? unka khyal aate hi kyon mere andar bechaini hone lagti hai ?


“Khwabo Ki Duniya Mein Hum Khote Chale Gaye,
Naa The Madahosh, Par Madahosh Hote Chale Gaye,
Naa Jaane Kya Baat Thi Uske Chehre Mein ?
Ki Na Chahte Huye Bhi Hum Unke Hote Chale Gaye.”


Yahi sab sochte huye vo apne khwabo ki duniya me kho gaya, subah jab sabse pahle radha ki neend khuli to vah khud ko raj ki baanho me nangi dekh kar chounk gayi, shayad uski mansik halat ab theek ho chuki thi...vah ek baar phir se 18 saal ki ladki se aaj ki 36-37 saal ki ladki ban chuki thi...raat me kya hua tha, use ab kuch bhi yaad nahi tha uska.

Jaldi se apne kapde utha kar vah bistar se niche utri to use apni dono jaangho ke beech me kafi dard mahsoos hua, usne chounk kar niche dekha to hairan rah gayi, uski bur phool kar kuppa ho gayi thi, sath me kal tak uski bur ki jo phaanke aapas me chipki huyi thi, vo ab phaili gayi thi.

Radha (shocked)—main yaha raj ke bistar me ? aur, ye..ye main nangi kaise ho gayi ? mere kapde kisne utaare ? ohhh..ye meri jaangho ke beech me itna dard kyon ho raha hai ? meri bur itni jyada suji huyi kyon hai ? kahi raj ne to mere sath....?..nahi..nahi...vo aisa karne ki mere sath soch bhi kaise sakta hai ?

Radha (mann me)—lekin lagta to yahi hai ki main ab kuwari ladki nahi rahi...meri suji huyi bur, bur ki phaili huyi phaanke aur mera raj ke bistar me poori nangi hona, yahi sabit karta hai ki meri bur ab chud chuki hai....to kya raj ne ? (aanshu bahate huye)...itna bada paap karne ki raj soch bhi kaise sakta hai ? main iske liye tujhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi...

Kisi tarah usne kapde pahne aur phir Usne gusse me sote huye raj ke gaalo par tadatad thappado ki barish kar di, achanak thappad padne se raj baukhla kar uth baitha.

Raj (hadbada kar)—iski maa ko chodu...koun hai madarchodd ?

Radha (rote chillate)—kyon kiya tune aisa ? tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aayi mere sath aisa karte huye ? laanat hai tujh par..

Raj (shocked)—gudiya..kya hua ? (mann me)...kahi bur chudne se ye theek to nahi ho gayi ? lagta hai ki raat ka sab bhool gayi ye ?

Radha (gussa me)—aaj ke baad apni shakal bhi mat dikhana mujhe..mar gaya tu aaj se mere liye..

Raj apni safayi me kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi radha rote huye gusse me langdate langdate uske room se bahar nikal gayi, raj aankhe phade use bas dekhta rah gaya...radha ke chillane ki awaz sun kar malti aur meena turant vaha pahuch gayi.

Malti--raj, kya hua...radha, kyon chilla rahi thi ?

Meena—kya hua beta ? tu baar baar gaal kyon sahla raha hai, usne mara kya tujhe ? main abhi ja kar batati hu use..

Raj (jaldi se)—nahi maa..radha bua ki koi galti nahi hai....unhe bas vahi ajeeb jeev yaad aa gaya tha sote huye,

Malti—ye radha bhi na...jane kab theek hogi iski ye bimari ? aaj tak hamse darti thi aur aaj tujh par hath utha diya usne ?

Meena (gusse me)—main use chhodungi nahi..uski himmat kaise huyi raj ko maarne ki ? vaishali hi kya kam thi jo ye bhi.....

Raj—jane do maa, unhe kuch mat kahna..aapko meri kasam..vaise bhi isme unki koi galti nahi hai..

Vaishali (vaha aate huye)—kyon re, kya kiya tune meri didi ke sath ? vo ro kyon rahi hain aur langdate huye kyon gayi yaha se ?

Meena—teri hi kami rah gayi thi..tu bhi aa ja...

Vaishali—haan, to main kuch bol bhi nahi sakti kya ..? aap logo ne hi isko sir pe chadha rakha hai...ab chup kyon hai, munh me chhale pad gaye hain kya tere ?

Raj soch me pad gaya ki ab vaishali ko kya jawab de ? rahi sahi kasar janhavi ke sawal ne poori kar di, jo ki abhi abhi sabki awaze sun kar rajni ke sath vaha pahuchi thi.

Janhavi—ye bedsheet yaha kyon rahi huyi hai aur isme itna khoon kaise lag gaya ?

Vaishali—arrey, ye to vahi bedsheet hai jo raat me iske bistar me bichhi thi....(ghurte huye)..kyon isme khoon kaise laga ?

Raj (hadbada kar)—vo..vo..asal me radha bua ka pair meri chot wali jagah par jor se lag gaya tha sote huye ....jisse vaha se khoon nikalne laga aur dard bhi hua to maine neend me hi unhe dhakka de diya jisse vo bistar se niche gir gayi..ye ussi khoon ke aag hain aur niche girne ke kaaran shayad radha bua ko bhi kahi chot lag gayi hogi pair me...

Rajni—tu sach bol raha hai ? (mann me)..kya pata sote huye me kahi isne radha didi ko pel na diya ho ? iss chudakkad ka kya bharosa ?

Raj—kasam se..ekdam sachchi..

Vaise to rajni hamesha raj se door hi rahti thi, aisa nahi tha ki vah raj ko ek bahan ki tarah pyar nahi karti thi lekin usne ek baar raj ko ghar ki naukrani ko kitchen me chodte huye dekh liya tha, phir iske kuch din baad hi jab vo dophar ko apne room me so rahi thi tab raj ne sote huye me rajni ki bur me salwar khol kar ungli ghused di thi, tab se rajni usse kuch door hi rahti thi.

Raj—ek glass pani do na ?

Rajni—khud le kar pi le..

Vo abhi aage kuch bolti ki meena ne unhe daant kar vaha se bhaga diya...vo hasti huyi vaishali aur janhavi ke sath vaha se chali gayi.

Raj (mann me)—
“Naajo Se Pali Ho, Isliye Bhaav Kha Rahi Ho...Ek Din Patak Patak Kar Chodega Saand, Bekaar Mushkura Rahi Ho.”

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

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MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....

Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....

Ab Aage.............

Uss samay damini apne ghar (govt quarter) me thi aur apni maa aur shashi se raat ki ghatna par baate kar rahi thi, jab unn dono ne damini ke munh se raj ke jinda hone ki baat suni to vah dono bhi shocked rah gayi.

Revti (shocked)—kyaa, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ?

Shashi (hairan)—haan didi...jarur aapko dhokha hua hoga..ye nahi ho sakta..raj sir ko to mare huye bahut saal ho gaye hain aur ye baat to poora india janta hai..

Damini—main sach kah rahi hu..jitni hairani tum dono ko ho rahi hai sun kar, usse jyada hairani to mujhe bhi huyi thi jab maine unhe dekha to ? meri aankhe itna bada dhokha nahi kha sakti..

Shashi—phir to aapne jarur unki shakal surat se milte julte admi ko dekha hoga...maine suna hai ki ek hi admi ki shakal ke saat log hote hain duniya me, ye bhi unhi me se koi hoga..bhala murda bhi kabhi jinda hota hai ?

Revti—mujhe bhi iss baat par yakin nahi ho raha beti...kyonki agar ye sach hota to tu khud hi soch ki raj ji itne salo tak apne marne ki khabar sunne ke baad bhi sabki nazro se door rahe ?

Damini—ab main tum dono ko kaise yakin dilaaun ...? pahle mujhe bhi shak hua tha, main bhi aisa hi kuch soch rahi thi..apni aankhon ke samne raj sir ko dekhne ke baad bhi mujhe vishwas nahi ho raha tha..lekin phir kuch aisa hua ki na chahte huye bhi mujhe iss par vishwas karna hi pada..

Shashi—kyon, aisa kya ho gaya tha didi ?

Damini—agar main ye maan bhi lu ki maine jise dekha, vo raj nahi balki unka koi humshakal hai ye koi sanyog ho sakta hai par vahi awaz, vahi baat karne ka tarika, raj sir ke unhi dosto ka unke paas milna aur sabse badi baat ki unki vahi family ka bhi unke sath milna, yaha tak ki unka naam raj hi hona..itni sab baate to sirf sanyog nahi ho sakti na ? inhi sab baato ke kaaran maine samajha ki ye koi aur nahi balki vahi sp raj sir hi hain..iske baad bhi tum dono kya kahogi, meri aankho ka dhokha ?

Revti (hairan)—ajeeb baat hai..

Shashi—ab to aapne mujhe bhi sochne par vivash kar diya didi ...

Revti—lekin vo itne din tak the kaha aur sabke samne kyon nahi aaye ?

Damini—ye to main nahi janti maa..agli baar jab unse milungi tab jarur puchungi..

Shashi—didi, unhe yaha ghar par bulana na..

Damini—hmmm

Damini subah bhi hospital gayi thi raj se milne kintu tab tak raj hospital se discharge ho kar ghar ja chuka tha lihaza vah chodu gang se mil kar vapis duty par chali gayi.

Udhar ghar me raj ne jab radha ke munh se doodh shabd suna to uski pant ke andar so rahe baburao ke kaan khade ho gaye aur vah turant uth kar hamla karne ke liye khada ho gaya.

Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiyaa, vo pinky jhooth kahti hai ki......,mere...ddd...doodh....uske ... doodh ...se...chote hain...aur ..meri...vo...bhi..uski usse choti hai....

Raj (shocked)—kkk...kyaa kaha tune ? phir se bol...

Radha (darte huye)—sorry bhaiya...vo..aapne pucha to maine isliye bata diya...sorry..

Raj—arrey main gussa nahi hu...bhala apni gudiya se gussa kaise ho sakta hu...maine bas theek se suna nahi tha, bata na phir se...

Radha—sachchi, aap gussa to nahi karoge na ?

Raj—promise..gussa nahi karunga..ab bol..

Radha—pinky kahti hai ki mere ..doodh, uske doodh se chote hain aur meri vo bhi uski usse choti hai...jabki aisa kuch nahi hai bhaiya...

Raj (utsuk)—aur teri kya usse choti hai..? kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..saaf saaf bol na..

Radha—bhaiya mujhe sharam aati hai, batane me..aap khud hi samajh jao na..

Raj—dekh agar tu nahi batayegi to main jarur tujhse gussa ho kar yaha se bahut door chala jaunga..pinky ke paas..kam se kam vo teri tarah mujhse sharamayegi to nahi..

Radha—pls bhaiya..aisa ab dubara mujhse door jane ki baat mat karna..

Raj—to phir pahle vada kar ki aaj se mujhse nahi sharmayegi aur sab kuch bina laaz aur sharam ke batayegi..

Radha—theek hai bhaiya..sab bataungi..lekin aap mujhse door mat jana..uss kamini pinky ke paas to bilkul bhi nahi...aap jaisa kahoge, main vaisa karungi..

Raj—to phir batao..ki tumhari kya choti hai pinky se ?

Radha—bhaiya..meri kuch bhi choti nahi hai usse..vo jhooth bolti hai..

Raj—vahi to puch raha hu ki pinky kya bol rahi thi ?

Radha—vo bolti hai ki meri vo bhi, uski usse choti hai..apne doodh ki tarah...jabki na to mere doodh uske doodh se chote hain aur na hi meri vo uski usse choti hai..

Raj—phir vahi baat..arre baba, teri kya, uski usse choti hai ? jo pinky bolti hai..

Radha (dhire se)—vahi jo meri dono taango ke beech me hai...

Raj—kya hai teri dono taango ke beech me ? kya naam hai uska ?

Radha—bhaiya mujhe sharam aa rahi hai..

Raj—nahi batana to rahne de...main pinky se puch loonga..

Radha—nahi, pinky ke paas nahi jana..main batati hu..

Raj—to bata phir..

Radha—lekin kaan me bataungi..

Raj—ok

Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiya..meri taango ke beech me na...vo...vo...aapki iss ladli choti bahan gudiya ki..bbb...boorrr ...bur hai..

Itna bol kar radha sharmate huye raj se lipat gayi, vo abhi tak anchhuyi ladki thi, jisne lund ka maza nahi chakah tha, isliye aisi uttejak baato se vah behad uttejit hoti ja rahi thi jabki uske samne to tha hi saand, vo bhi maha chudakkad...vo to rahta hi hamesha hai ek nayi bur ki talash me....hath aayi bur ko vah bina chode kaise jane de sakta hai..phir chahe vo kisi ki bhi bur ho, isse kya fark padta hai, use to bur me lund ghused kar chodne se matlab hai..saand ka to kaam hi hai khana, ladna aur chodna.

Raj (hairan aur khush)—kyaaa..phir se bol ?

Radha—bol to diya bhaiya maine..

Raj—ek baar phir se bol na..meri kasam..

Radha—(kaan me)..meri dono taango ke beech me meri bur hai...aapki apni iss sagi choti bahan ki bur hai bhaiya...ab khush..

Raj—sachchi ? teri dono jaangho ke beech me bur hai ?

Radha (dhire se)—kyaa bhaiya ? har ladki ki dono jaangho ke beech me uski bur hoti hai..aapki ye bahan bhi to ek ladki hai to phir meri dono jaangho ke beech me bur kyon nahi hogi bhala ?

Raj—nahi, bata na ?

Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya....aapki choti bahan ki dono jaangho ke beech me aapki bahan ki bur hai..

Raj—iska matlab ki meri choti bahan bur wali hai ?

Radha—hmmm

Raj—kya hunhhhh ?

Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya...aapki ye choti bahan radha, bur wali hai...main bur wali bahan hu aapki bhaiya..

Dono poori tarah se kaamaandh ho chuke the, raj poori tarah se radha ko kholna chahta tha halanki radha to pahle se hi madhosh ho chuki thi..inn baato me use ek ajeeb tarah ka anand mil raha tha, jo pahle kabhi nahi mila tha.

Raj—vaise kaisi hai meri bahan ki bur ?

Radha (dhire se)—jaisi sabki hoti hai bhaiya..lekin pinky hamesha bolti hai ki meri bur, uski bur se choti hai....aur bolti hai ki isliye aapko uski bur lene me jyada maza ayega..jhooth bolti hai Sali kamini..

Raj—achcha aisa bolti hai vo ? kya usne tumhari bur dekhi hai ?

Radha—haan bhaiya...jab hum dono sath me fresh hone khet me jate hain tab hame ek dusre ki bur to dikh hi jati hai na...

Raj—achcha, pinky ki bur kaisi hai ? uski bur chikni hai ya phir jhaante hain uski bur me ? kya uski bur phati huyi dikhti hai mootte samay ?

Radha—phati huyi to nahi dikhi mujhe kabhi bhi lekin vo apni jhaant roz saaf karti hai..

Raj—aur meri ladli bahna radha ki bur kisi hai ?

Radha (dhire se)—meri bhi bur vaisi hi hai bhaiya...bas meri bur me jhaante jarur hain badi badi.. maine aaj tak kabhi saaf nahi ki na to isliye..

Raj—lekin pinky ki to lene layak bur ho gayi hai ab..

Radha (kaan me jaldi se)—meri bhi bur aapke khoob lene layak ho gayi hai bhaiya...

Raj—tu abhi choti hai..pinky sahi kahti hai...tera abhi sab kuch chota chota lag raha hai uske aage..

Radha (munh phula kar)—main choti nahi hu aur na hi mera kuch chota hai...na to mere doodh chote hain aur na hi meri bur..main poori tarah se aapke lene layak ho gayi hu..

Raj—main kaise maan lu ki tu sach bol rahi hai aur pinky jhooth ?

Radha—chaho to aap khud hi sab kuch check kar ke dekh lo..

Raj—phir to dekhna hi padega...nangi karna padega mujhe tumko...phir mat kahna..

Radha—haan to dekh lo na bhaiya...mujhe poori tarah nangi kar ke mera aaj sab kuch dekh lo..

Vahi dusri taraf iron man aur sorbobhuk ke puchne par jab prem pujari ne bataya ki MLA, abhay ka sala hai to sunkar dono chounk gaye

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaa ?

Prem pujari—haan yaar..isiliye to tension aur badh gayi hai..

Sorbobhuk—ye to tension wali baat hi hai..

Iron man—iska matlab ki jis abhay se bachane ke liye hum sabko yaha laye the, ab iss MLA ke jariye use pata chal jayega ki raj ki family yaha par hai..aur phir se vahi uska lafda chalu ho jayega..sala na jane ab kya karega ?

Sorbobhuk—iska matlab ki ab raj aur uski family par khatra pahle se kahi jyada hoga ?

Prem pujari—hmmm

Sorbobhuk—phir to hame jald se jald apni chodu team me kuch logo ko bharti karna chahiye bhai..

Iron man—karna to chahiye lekin kaise ? problem to phir vahi aa kar ruk jati hai na bhai..

Prem pujari—iss samasya ka ab to sirf ek hi upay hai hamare paas...

Dono—kyaa ?

Prem pujari—hame apne purane raj ko ek baar phir se jinda karna hoga..

Iron man—main kuch samjha nahi..

Sorbobhuk—lekin raj ab hai kaha jo hum use jinda karenge bhai ?

Iron man—kahi tumhara ishara..?

Prem pujari—hmmm...main apne hi raj ki baat kar raha hu..hame use duniya ke samne purana vahi sp raj bana kar samne lana hoga...

Sorbobhuk—nahii..nahii..isme bahut risk hai...khas kar ke raj ki jaan ko bahut khatra ho sakta hai isme..

Prem pujari—sirf yahi ek upay hai hamare paas ab..use raj ke roop me samne laate hi use phir se apni vahi power mil jayengi aur tab hum saralta se apni team me naye log shamil kar sakte hain..

Iron man—lekin ye hoga kaise ? iske liye to hame raj ko taiyar karna hoga aur use vo sab batana hoga jo aaj tak hum sab usse chhupate aaye hain..

Prem pujari—ek na ek din to use sab pata chalna hi hai...ab jabki abhay ko sabke yaha hone ki khabar milegi tab to sabki jaan khatre me pad jayegi aur hum kuch nahi kar payenge..usse achcha hoga ki hum khud hi use sab bata de..

Iron man—lekin bhai, tumne ye kaise soch liya ki hum iss raj ko uss purane raj ki jagah khada kar denge aur koi use pahchanega nahi ? uss raj aur iss raj ki age me dharti aasman ka fark hai bhai ?

Sorbobhuk—damini madam ne bhi to nahi pahchan payi bhai, ye kyon bhool rahe ho bhai ?

Iron man—damini madam nahi pahchan payi to iska ye matlab thode hi hai ki aur koi nahi pahchan payega ya iss par kisi ka dhyan jayega hi nahi ? aur bhai, damini ke na pahchan sakne ke piche kuch kaaran the. Ek, iss raj aur uss raj ki shakal ek jaisi hona, dusra, hamara taha raj ke paas milna, teesra, iss raj ka naam bhi raj hona..choutha, uss raj ki family ka iss raj ke pass milna. Aur sabse mukhya kaaran ye tha jiski vajah se damini ka dhyan raj ki age ki taraf nahi gaya, vo ye tha ki damini ne raj ko raat me dekha tha, vo bhi tab jab vo behad ghayal halat me unhe mila tha..aise me uska poora dhyan raj ki shakal dekhte hi use turant hospital pahuchane par tha.

Prem pujari—iska upay bhi maine soch liya hai bhai...

Sorbobhuk—kya ?

Prem pujari—bhai, jab make up ke jariye young kamal hasan ko hindustani aur chachi 420 movie me old age ka dikha sakte hain to kya hum apne raj ko thodi jyada age ka nahi dikha sakte..?

Iron man—kya raj iske liye taiyar hoga ? aur uski family se kya kahenge ?

Prem pujari—hum raj ko padhne ke liye videsh bhejne ki baat karenge..

Sorbobhuk—vo kabhi nahi bhejenge ?

Prem pujari—jab unhe vaishali aur raj ke sath huyi farm house ki asli ghatna aur MLA-abhay ke sambandho ka pata chalega, tab bhi nahi kya ?

Sorbobhuk—to kya hame uss ghatna ke baare me sab batana padega ?

Iron man—batana to padega hi..tabhi vo raj ko bhejenge..

Prem pujari—to phir theek hai, kal hum raj se baat karenge iss baare me..kyonki farm house me huyi ghatna ne ye sabit kar diya ki iss raj me vo sabhi gun hain jo hamare uss raj me the.

Agle din raj khud hi hospital pahuch gaya, jaha use saari baate pata chali, tab usne chodu team me bharti karne ke liye ek quiz contest taiyar kiya.


Note : Niche diye gaye question me se kam se kam 15 sawalo ke jawab dena anivarya hai, jisme se antim question sabhi ke liye compulsory hai. Agar koi jyada sawalo ke jawab dena chahe to de sakta hai, sabse adhik sahi jawab dene wale 10 candidates ko chodu team me shamil hone ka medal diya jayega.

Jawab diye jane wale 15 questions me se pahle choda (14) question, choda choda mark ke jabki akhiri compulsory question, double choda mark ka hoga..baki har extra jawab par choda choda mark milenge. kisi bhi sawal ka jawab english medicine nahi hai, balki shuddh desi saand ki tarah desi hona chahiye.


(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

(7). Chodte samay, Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

(8_. Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan (banawat) kya hai ?

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah 10 minute me hi bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne or dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ho ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uss admi ka naam bhi bataiye ?
(ye question out of book/google hai, iska jawab kahani me hi kisi update me milega)


Agli subah jab vo police station ja rahi thi, tabhi raste me achanak kuch logo ne use gher liya.

Ye shetty ke hi admi the, jinhe usne damini ko pakad kar laane ke liye bheja tha, choonki damini ne unhe farm house par dekha tha isliye vah fauran samajh gayi.

Damini—kya badatmizi hai ye ? tum logo ne mera rasta kyon roka aur apni ye khatara hatao samne se ?

Admi 1—jyada bahas nahi..chal chupchap baith ja hamari gadi me..

Damini—chupchap apni gadi hata lo samne se warna....

Admi 2—bhai, ye to ulta hame dhamki de rahi hai...hahahaha

Admi 1—pakad lo Sali ko...

Uske baad vo sabhi damini par jhapat pade, halanki damini ne unme se kuch ko to apni laat ghoonso se adhmara kar hi diya tha lekin itne logo ka akeli kab tak samna karti..unhone pakad kar jabardasti use apni gadi me daal kar vaha se chale gaye..aur use le ja kar MLA ke samne patak diya...

Apne samne MLA ko dekh kar vah thoda ghabra gayi, vo achchi tarah samajh chuki thi ki vah kis tarah ka admi hai, use apni izzat lutne ka darr satane laga tha.

Damini (tezi se)—iss tarah mujhe yaha jabardasti laane ka kya matlab hai MLA sahab ?

MLA—ssssss..chup...yaha mere alawa kisi ko ooncha bolne ki ijazat nahi hai..tujhe maine apne bete ke qatil ko pakadne ke liye ek din ka time diya tha...aaj uss baat ko 36 ghante hone ko aaye hain.. bata kaha hai mere bete ka qatil ?

Damini—police apna kaam kar rahi ...jald hi vo pakda jayega sir...

MLA—maine tujhe ek din ka time dete samay kaha tha na ki agar 24 ghante me mere bete ke qatil ko nahi pakad payi to main tujhe nangi kar ke apne bistar me apne niche sulaunga..tu to apna vada poora nahi kar saki, lekin ab main apna vada jarur poora karunga..

Damini (piche hatte huye)—maine aisa koi vada nahi kiya tha sir...

MLA—tune nahi kiya to kya hua, commissioner ne to kiya tha aur ye case tujhe diya tha..uss din tu mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi na,,ab dekh main kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur phadta hu..mujhe tamiz sikhane chali thi tu..Sali do koudi ki randi...

MLA ko apni taraf badhte dekh vah samajh gayi ki ab uski izzat khatre me hai, vah palat kar tezi se darwaje ki taraf bhagi kintu darwaja to pahle hi shetty ke admi bahar se band kar chuke the, ab damini samajh chuki thi ki vah MLA ke shikanje me buri tarah se phans chuki hai.

MLA—bhag aur bhag...yaha se bhag kar ab tu kahi nahi ja sakti...ab teri bur ko phatne se koi nahi bacha sakta....

Damini (gigidate huye)—pls sir..mujhe jane dijiye...apni uss din ki galti ke liye main aapse mafi mangti hu..pls sir..

MLA—galti ki hai to uski saza bhi bhogni hi padegi...chal jaldi se apne kapde utar kar nangi hoti hai ya phir ye shubh kaam bhi mujhe hi karna padega..?

Damini—pls..sir..mujhe jane do..pls...

MLA—Sali tu aise nahi manegi...main hi ab tujhe nangi karta hu..aaj se ab tu meri rakhail ban ke rahegi...

Damini ghabra kar kamre me idhar udhar bhagne lagi, cheeze utha utha kar uske upar phenkne lagi, magar vo kab tak havash ke bhookhe bhediye se bach pati, akhir me usne use daboch hi liya.

MLA ne pakad kar use apne bistar par gira diya aur khud uske upar chadh baitha..damini kisi par kate pankshi ki tarah uske niche chhatpatane lagi.

Damini—aaaahhh...mahiiii...chhod do mujhe...aaaaaa.....bachaooo...nahiiiii

MLA—ab bhag kaha bhagegi ? tere doodh to vardi ke upar se bahut bade bade lag rahe hain... unhe nange kar ke dekhu to jara, kaise dikhte hain ?

Damini—chhod do mujhe..kamine...warna tu jinda nahi bachega...aaaahhhhh

MLA—koun maarega mujhe, tu..hahaha ?

Damini—aaaahhh...vahi jisne tere sapole bete ko mara hai....lagta hai ki tere bhi papo ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....tu bhi apne bete ki tarah kutte ki mout mara jayega...aaaaaaa

MLA—mujhe maarne wala koi paida nahi hua samjhi...iss shahar ka bhagwan main khud hu.. sabki kismat likhta aur mitata hu...poora shahar mere naam se that thar kaampta hai, isliye tu meri chhod aur apni bur ki soch jo aaj mere lund se phategi....

Damini (rote huye)—nahiiiii...aaaaaa.....nahiiiii

MLA ne ek jhatke me damini ki shirt phad di...bra me chhupe huye uske doodh ki golaaiyan dekh kar shetty ke munh se laar tapakne lagi. Vo bra ke upar se uske doodh pakadne hi wala tha ki damini ne uski dono taango ke beech me kas ke laat jama di.

MLA kuch der ke liye vahi apna lund pakad ke lot pot hone laga, mouka milte hi damini uski giraft se azad ho gayi aur jaldi se apna phata hua shirt apne badan me lapet kar bistar se niche utar gayi.

Damini (gusse me)—tu apne aap ko iss shahar ka bhagwan samajhata hai na ? tu kya samajhta hai ki tujhe koi maar nahi sakta ? tujhe bhi vahi maarega jisne tere bete ko mara hai..aur haan, main achchi tarah se janti hu ki tere bete ko kisne mara hai..ab teri bari hai..

MLA—aaaaa...koun hai vo ? main use jinda nahi chhodunga...

Damini (gusse me)—jisne bhi tere bete ko mara hai, uska naam sunte hi tu apni pant me moot maarega..

MLA bhi ab tak kuch sambhal chuka tha, damini ki baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama utha aur ek baar phir se usne use daboch liya..

MLA (gusse se)—(damini ke baal nochte huye)..bata bhosdi..koun hai vo..jise apni mout ka darr nahi hai ? koun hai jisne mere bete ko maar kar apni maa bahan chudwana chahta hai mujhse ?

Damini—aaaaahhh...tu to ab gaya MLA..ab to vo teri biwi aur betiyo ko chodega...aur tu kuch nahi kar payega...aaaaaaa

MLA—chataaakkk...Sali..bata koun hai mere bete ka hatyara ?

Damini—tu janna hi chahta hai to sun...vo.. SAAND..hai...

MLA—saand...koun saand ? iss city me mujhse bada saand koi nahi hai...uska naam bata...

Damini—vahi saand,,jiske naam se Black star ki bhi phat jati thi.....SP Raj urf avinash rathod.. urf saand.....

MLA (shocked)—kyaaaaaa...? lekin...lekin..lekin..vo to...vo to....

Damini—kyon phat gayi na teri bhi naam sunte hi..hihihi ? jab black star ki phat sakti hai to tu kis khet ki mooli hai...aaaaaaaaaaaa

MLA—Sali tu mujhe chutiya banati hai..poori duniya janti hai ki vo mar chuka hai...ab teri bur nahi bachegi..Sali kutiya..mujhe chodna sikhati hai..

MLA ne ek baar phir se uski shirt ko jabardasti nikal kar door phenk diya aur uske pair ke upar baith kar dono hath pakad liye aur apne daanto se uski pant ki chain khol kar chaddi ke upar se hi damini ki bur chatne laga...

Damini—aaaaaaahhh..nahiii...chhod mujhe...nahiiiiii

Phir agle hi pal usne uski pant bhi utar phenki...ab damini uske samne chaddi aur bra me asahay padi chilla rahi thi..MLA uski chaddi utarne hi wala tha ki tabhi kuch tootne ki jor ki awaz aayi.

MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?


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MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....

Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....

Ab Aage.............

Uss samay damini apne ghar (govt quarter) me thi aur apni maa aur shashi se raat ki ghatna par baate kar rahi thi, jab unn dono ne damini ke munh se raj ke jinda hone ki baat suni to vah dono bhi shocked rah gayi.

Revti (shocked)—kyaa, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ?

Shashi (hairan)—haan didi...jarur aapko dhokha hua hoga..ye nahi ho sakta..raj sir ko to mare huye bahut saal ho gaye hain aur ye baat to poora india janta hai..

Damini—main sach kah rahi hu..jitni hairani tum dono ko ho rahi hai sun kar, usse jyada hairani to mujhe bhi huyi thi jab maine unhe dekha to ? meri aankhe itna bada dhokha nahi kha sakti..

Shashi—phir to aapne jarur unki shakal surat se milte julte admi ko dekha hoga...maine suna hai ki ek hi admi ki shakal ke saat log hote hain duniya me, ye bhi unhi me se koi hoga..bhala murda bhi kabhi jinda hota hai ?

Revti—mujhe bhi iss baat par yakin nahi ho raha beti...kyonki agar ye sach hota to tu khud hi soch ki raj ji itne salo tak apne marne ki khabar sunne ke baad bhi sabki nazro se door rahe ?

Damini—ab main tum dono ko kaise yakin dilaaun ...? pahle mujhe bhi shak hua tha, main bhi aisa hi kuch soch rahi thi..apni aankhon ke samne raj sir ko dekhne ke baad bhi mujhe vishwas nahi ho raha tha..lekin phir kuch aisa hua ki na chahte huye bhi mujhe iss par vishwas karna hi pada..

Shashi—kyon, aisa kya ho gaya tha didi ?

Damini—agar main ye maan bhi lu ki maine jise dekha, vo raj nahi balki unka koi humshakal hai ye koi sanyog ho sakta hai par vahi awaz, vahi baat karne ka tarika, raj sir ke unhi dosto ka unke paas milna aur sabse badi baat ki unki vahi family ka bhi unke sath milna, yaha tak ki unka naam raj hi hona..itni sab baate to sirf sanyog nahi ho sakti na ? inhi sab baato ke kaaran maine samajha ki ye koi aur nahi balki vahi sp raj sir hi hain..iske baad bhi tum dono kya kahogi, meri aankho ka dhokha ?

Revti (hairan)—ajeeb baat hai..

Shashi—ab to aapne mujhe bhi sochne par vivash kar diya didi ...

Revti—lekin vo itne din tak the kaha aur sabke samne kyon nahi aaye ?

Damini—ye to main nahi janti maa..agli baar jab unse milungi tab jarur puchungi..

Shashi—didi, unhe yaha ghar par bulana na..

Damini—hmmm

Damini subah bhi hospital gayi thi raj se milne kintu tab tak raj hospital se discharge ho kar ghar ja chuka tha lihaza vah chodu gang se mil kar vapis duty par chali gayi.

Udhar ghar me raj ne jab radha ke munh se doodh shabd suna to uski pant ke andar so rahe baburao ke kaan khade ho gaye aur vah turant uth kar hamla karne ke liye khada ho gaya.

Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiyaa, vo pinky jhooth kahti hai ki......,mere...ddd...doodh....uske ... doodh ...se...chote hain...aur ..meri...vo...bhi..uski usse choti hai....

Raj (shocked)—kkk...kyaa kaha tune ? phir se bol...

Radha (darte huye)—sorry bhaiya...vo..aapne pucha to maine isliye bata diya...sorry..

Raj—arrey main gussa nahi hu...bhala apni gudiya se gussa kaise ho sakta hu...maine bas theek se suna nahi tha, bata na phir se...

Radha—sachchi, aap gussa to nahi karoge na ?

Raj—promise..gussa nahi karunga..ab bol..

Radha—pinky kahti hai ki mere ..doodh, uske doodh se chote hain aur meri vo bhi uski usse choti hai...jabki aisa kuch nahi hai bhaiya...

Raj (utsuk)—aur teri kya usse choti hai..? kuch samajh me nahi aa raha..saaf saaf bol na..

Radha—bhaiya mujhe sharam aati hai, batane me..aap khud hi samajh jao na..

Raj—dekh agar tu nahi batayegi to main jarur tujhse gussa ho kar yaha se bahut door chala jaunga..pinky ke paas..kam se kam vo teri tarah mujhse sharamayegi to nahi..

Radha—pls bhaiya..aisa ab dubara mujhse door jane ki baat mat karna..

Raj—to phir pahle vada kar ki aaj se mujhse nahi sharmayegi aur sab kuch bina laaz aur sharam ke batayegi..

Radha—theek hai bhaiya..sab bataungi..lekin aap mujhse door mat jana..uss kamini pinky ke paas to bilkul bhi nahi...aap jaisa kahoge, main vaisa karungi..

Raj—to phir batao..ki tumhari kya choti hai pinky se ?

Radha—bhaiya..meri kuch bhi choti nahi hai usse..vo jhooth bolti hai..

Raj—vahi to puch raha hu ki pinky kya bol rahi thi ?

Radha—vo bolti hai ki meri vo bhi, uski usse choti hai..apne doodh ki tarah...jabki na to mere doodh uske doodh se chote hain aur na hi meri vo uski usse choti hai..

Raj—phir vahi baat..arre baba, teri kya, uski usse choti hai ? jo pinky bolti hai..

Radha (dhire se)—vahi jo meri dono taango ke beech me hai...

Raj—kya hai teri dono taango ke beech me ? kya naam hai uska ?

Radha—bhaiya mujhe sharam aa rahi hai..

Raj—nahi batana to rahne de...main pinky se puch loonga..

Radha—nahi, pinky ke paas nahi jana..main batati hu..

Raj—to bata phir..

Radha—lekin kaan me bataungi..

Raj—ok

Radha (kaan me dhire se)—bhaiya..meri taango ke beech me na...vo...vo...aapki iss ladli choti bahan gudiya ki..bbb...boorrr ...bur hai..

Itna bol kar radha sharmate huye raj se lipat gayi, vo abhi tak anchhuyi ladki thi, jisne lund ka maza nahi chakah tha, isliye aisi uttejak baato se vah behad uttejit hoti ja rahi thi jabki uske samne to tha hi saand, vo bhi maha chudakkad...vo to rahta hi hamesha hai ek nayi bur ki talash me....hath aayi bur ko vah bina chode kaise jane de sakta hai..phir chahe vo kisi ki bhi bur ho, isse kya fark padta hai, use to bur me lund ghused kar chodne se matlab hai..saand ka to kaam hi hai khana, ladna aur chodna.

Raj (hairan aur khush)—kyaaa..phir se bol ?

Radha—bol to diya bhaiya maine..

Raj—ek baar phir se bol na..meri kasam..

Radha—(kaan me)..meri dono taango ke beech me meri bur hai...aapki apni iss sagi choti bahan ki bur hai bhaiya...ab khush..

Raj—sachchi ? teri dono jaangho ke beech me bur hai ?

Radha (dhire se)—kyaa bhaiya ? har ladki ki dono jaangho ke beech me uski bur hoti hai..aapki ye bahan bhi to ek ladki hai to phir meri dono jaangho ke beech me bur kyon nahi hogi bhala ?

Raj—nahi, bata na ?

Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya....aapki choti bahan ki dono jaangho ke beech me aapki bahan ki bur hai..

Raj—iska matlab ki meri choti bahan bur wali hai ?

Radha—hmmm

Raj—kya hunhhhh ?

Radha (kaan me)—haan bhaiya...aapki ye choti bahan radha, bur wali hai...main bur wali bahan hu aapki bhaiya..

Dono poori tarah se kaamaandh ho chuke the, raj poori tarah se radha ko kholna chahta tha halanki radha to pahle se hi madhosh ho chuki thi..inn baato me use ek ajeeb tarah ka anand mil raha tha, jo pahle kabhi nahi mila tha.

Raj—vaise kaisi hai meri bahan ki bur ?

Radha (dhire se)—jaisi sabki hoti hai bhaiya..lekin pinky hamesha bolti hai ki meri bur, uski bur se choti hai....aur bolti hai ki isliye aapko uski bur lene me jyada maza ayega..jhooth bolti hai Sali kamini..

Raj—achcha aisa bolti hai vo ? kya usne tumhari bur dekhi hai ?

Radha—haan bhaiya...jab hum dono sath me fresh hone khet me jate hain tab hame ek dusre ki bur to dikh hi jati hai na...

Raj—achcha, pinky ki bur kaisi hai ? uski bur chikni hai ya phir jhaante hain uski bur me ? kya uski bur phati huyi dikhti hai mootte samay ?

Radha—phati huyi to nahi dikhi mujhe kabhi bhi lekin vo apni jhaant roz saaf karti hai..

Raj—aur meri ladli bahna radha ki bur kisi hai ?

Radha (dhire se)—meri bhi bur vaisi hi hai bhaiya...bas meri bur me jhaante jarur hain badi badi.. maine aaj tak kabhi saaf nahi ki na to isliye..

Raj—lekin pinky ki to lene layak bur ho gayi hai ab..

Radha (kaan me jaldi se)—meri bhi bur aapke khoob lene layak ho gayi hai bhaiya...

Raj—tu abhi choti hai..pinky sahi kahti hai...tera abhi sab kuch chota chota lag raha hai uske aage..

Radha (munh phula kar)—main choti nahi hu aur na hi mera kuch chota hai...na to mere doodh chote hain aur na hi meri bur..main poori tarah se aapke lene layak ho gayi hu..

Raj—main kaise maan lu ki tu sach bol rahi hai aur pinky jhooth ?

Radha—chaho to aap khud hi sab kuch check kar ke dekh lo..

Raj—phir to dekhna hi padega...nangi karna padega mujhe tumko...phir mat kahna..

Radha—haan to dekh lo na bhaiya...mujhe poori tarah nangi kar ke mera aaj sab kuch dekh lo..

Vahi dusri taraf iron man aur sorbobhuk ke puchne par jab prem pujari ne bataya ki MLA, abhay ka sala hai to sunkar dono chounk gaye

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaa ?

Prem pujari—haan yaar..isiliye to tension aur badh gayi hai..

Sorbobhuk—ye to tension wali baat hi hai..

Iron man—iska matlab ki jis abhay se bachane ke liye hum sabko yaha laye the, ab iss MLA ke jariye use pata chal jayega ki raj ki family yaha par hai..aur phir se vahi uska lafda chalu ho jayega..sala na jane ab kya karega ?

Sorbobhuk—iska matlab ki ab raj aur uski family par khatra pahle se kahi jyada hoga ?

Prem pujari—hmmm

Sorbobhuk—phir to hame jald se jald apni chodu team me kuch logo ko bharti karna chahiye bhai..

Iron man—karna to chahiye lekin kaise ? problem to phir vahi aa kar ruk jati hai na bhai..

Prem pujari—iss samasya ka ab to sirf ek hi upay hai hamare paas...

Dono—kyaa ?

Prem pujari—hame apne purane raj ko ek baar phir se jinda karna hoga..

Iron man—main kuch samjha nahi..

Sorbobhuk—lekin raj ab hai kaha jo hum use jinda karenge bhai ?

Iron man—kahi tumhara ishara..?

Prem pujari—hmmm...main apne hi raj ki baat kar raha hu..hame use duniya ke samne purana vahi sp raj bana kar samne lana hoga...

Sorbobhuk—nahii..nahii..isme bahut risk hai...khas kar ke raj ki jaan ko bahut khatra ho sakta hai isme..

Prem pujari—sirf yahi ek upay hai hamare paas ab..use raj ke roop me samne laate hi use phir se apni vahi power mil jayengi aur tab hum saralta se apni team me naye log shamil kar sakte hain..

Iron man—lekin ye hoga kaise ? iske liye to hame raj ko taiyar karna hoga aur use vo sab batana hoga jo aaj tak hum sab usse chhupate aaye hain..

Prem pujari—ek na ek din to use sab pata chalna hi hai...ab jabki abhay ko sabke yaha hone ki khabar milegi tab to sabki jaan khatre me pad jayegi aur hum kuch nahi kar payenge..usse achcha hoga ki hum khud hi use sab bata de..

Iron man—lekin bhai, tumne ye kaise soch liya ki hum iss raj ko uss purane raj ki jagah khada kar denge aur koi use pahchanega nahi ? uss raj aur iss raj ki age me dharti aasman ka fark hai bhai ?

Sorbobhuk—damini madam ne bhi to nahi pahchan payi bhai, ye kyon bhool rahe ho bhai ?

Iron man—damini madam nahi pahchan payi to iska ye matlab thode hi hai ki aur koi nahi pahchan payega ya iss par kisi ka dhyan jayega hi nahi ? aur bhai, damini ke na pahchan sakne ke piche kuch kaaran the. Ek, iss raj aur uss raj ki shakal ek jaisi hona, dusra, hamara taha raj ke paas milna, teesra, iss raj ka naam bhi raj hona..choutha, uss raj ki family ka iss raj ke pass milna. Aur sabse mukhya kaaran ye tha jiski vajah se damini ka dhyan raj ki age ki taraf nahi gaya, vo ye tha ki damini ne raj ko raat me dekha tha, vo bhi tab jab vo behad ghayal halat me unhe mila tha..aise me uska poora dhyan raj ki shakal dekhte hi use turant hospital pahuchane par tha.

Prem pujari—iska upay bhi maine soch liya hai bhai...

Sorbobhuk—kya ?

Prem pujari—bhai, jab make up ke jariye young kamal hasan ko hindustani aur chachi 420 movie me old age ka dikha sakte hain to kya hum apne raj ko thodi jyada age ka nahi dikha sakte..?

Iron man—kya raj iske liye taiyar hoga ? aur uski family se kya kahenge ?

Prem pujari—hum raj ko padhne ke liye videsh bhejne ki baat karenge..

Sorbobhuk—vo kabhi nahi bhejenge ?

Prem pujari—jab unhe vaishali aur raj ke sath huyi farm house ki asli ghatna aur MLA-abhay ke sambandho ka pata chalega, tab bhi nahi kya ?

Sorbobhuk—to kya hame uss ghatna ke baare me sab batana padega ?

Iron man—batana to padega hi..tabhi vo raj ko bhejenge..

Prem pujari—to phir theek hai, kal hum raj se baat karenge iss baare me..kyonki farm house me huyi ghatna ne ye sabit kar diya ki iss raj me vo sabhi gun hain jo hamare uss raj me the.

Agle din raj khud hi hospital pahuch gaya, jaha use saari baate pata chali, tab usne chodu team me bharti karne ke liye ek quiz contest taiyar kiya.


Note : Niche diye gaye question me se kam se kam 15 sawalo ke jawab dena anivarya hai, jisme se antim question sabhi ke liye compulsory hai. Agar koi jyada sawalo ke jawab dena chahe to de sakta hai, sabse adhik sahi jawab dene wale 10 candidates ko chodu team me shamil hone ka medal diya jayega.

Jawab diye jane wale 15 questions me se pahle choda (14) question, choda choda mark ke jabki akhiri compulsory question, double choda mark ka hoga..baki har extra jawab par choda choda mark milenge. kisi bhi sawal ka jawab english medicine nahi hai, balki shuddh desi saand ki tarah desi hona chahiye.


(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

(7). Chodte samay, Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

(8_. Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan (banawat) kya hai ?

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah 10 minute me hi bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne or dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ho ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uss admi ka naam bhi bataiye ?
(ye question out of book/google hai, iska jawab kahani me hi kisi update me milega)


Agli subah jab vo police station ja rahi thi, tabhi raste me achanak kuch logo ne use gher liya.

Ye shetty ke hi admi the, jinhe usne damini ko pakad kar laane ke liye bheja tha, choonki damini ne unhe farm house par dekha tha isliye vah fauran samajh gayi.

Damini—kya badatmizi hai ye ? tum logo ne mera rasta kyon roka aur apni ye khatara hatao samne se ?

Admi 1—jyada bahas nahi..chal chupchap baith ja hamari gadi me..

Damini—chupchap apni gadi hata lo samne se warna....

Admi 2—bhai, ye to ulta hame dhamki de rahi hai...hahahaha

Admi 1—pakad lo Sali ko...

Uske baad vo sabhi damini par jhapat pade, halanki damini ne unme se kuch ko to apni laat ghoonso se adhmara kar hi diya tha lekin itne logo ka akeli kab tak samna karti..unhone pakad kar jabardasti use apni gadi me daal kar vaha se chale gaye..aur use le ja kar MLA ke samne patak diya...

Apne samne MLA ko dekh kar vah thoda ghabra gayi, vo achchi tarah samajh chuki thi ki vah kis tarah ka admi hai, use apni izzat lutne ka darr satane laga tha.

Damini (tezi se)—iss tarah mujhe yaha jabardasti laane ka kya matlab hai MLA sahab ?

MLA—ssssss..chup...yaha mere alawa kisi ko ooncha bolne ki ijazat nahi hai..tujhe maine apne bete ke qatil ko pakadne ke liye ek din ka time diya tha...aaj uss baat ko 36 ghante hone ko aaye hain.. bata kaha hai mere bete ka qatil ?

Damini—police apna kaam kar rahi ...jald hi vo pakda jayega sir...

MLA—maine tujhe ek din ka time dete samay kaha tha na ki agar 24 ghante me mere bete ke qatil ko nahi pakad payi to main tujhe nangi kar ke apne bistar me apne niche sulaunga..tu to apna vada poora nahi kar saki, lekin ab main apna vada jarur poora karunga..

Damini (piche hatte huye)—maine aisa koi vada nahi kiya tha sir...

MLA—tune nahi kiya to kya hua, commissioner ne to kiya tha aur ye case tujhe diya tha..uss din tu mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi na,,ab dekh main kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur phadta hu..mujhe tamiz sikhane chali thi tu..Sali do koudi ki randi...

MLA ko apni taraf badhte dekh vah samajh gayi ki ab uski izzat khatre me hai, vah palat kar tezi se darwaje ki taraf bhagi kintu darwaja to pahle hi shetty ke admi bahar se band kar chuke the, ab damini samajh chuki thi ki vah MLA ke shikanje me buri tarah se phans chuki hai.

MLA—bhag aur bhag...yaha se bhag kar ab tu kahi nahi ja sakti...ab teri bur ko phatne se koi nahi bacha sakta....

Damini (gigidate huye)—pls sir..mujhe jane dijiye...apni uss din ki galti ke liye main aapse mafi mangti hu..pls sir..

MLA—galti ki hai to uski saza bhi bhogni hi padegi...chal jaldi se apne kapde utar kar nangi hoti hai ya phir ye shubh kaam bhi mujhe hi karna padega..?

Damini—pls..sir..mujhe jane do..pls...

MLA—Sali tu aise nahi manegi...main hi ab tujhe nangi karta hu..aaj se ab tu meri rakhail ban ke rahegi...

Damini ghabra kar kamre me idhar udhar bhagne lagi, cheeze utha utha kar uske upar phenkne lagi, magar vo kab tak havash ke bhookhe bhediye se bach pati, akhir me usne use daboch hi liya.

MLA ne pakad kar use apne bistar par gira diya aur khud uske upar chadh baitha..damini kisi par kate pankshi ki tarah uske niche chhatpatane lagi.

Damini—aaaahhh...mahiiii...chhod do mujhe...aaaaaa.....bachaooo...nahiiiii

MLA—ab bhag kaha bhagegi ? tere doodh to vardi ke upar se bahut bade bade lag rahe hain... unhe nange kar ke dekhu to jara, kaise dikhte hain ?

Damini—chhod do mujhe..kamine...warna tu jinda nahi bachega...aaaahhhhh

MLA—koun maarega mujhe, tu..hahaha ?

Damini—aaaahhh...vahi jisne tere sapole bete ko mara hai....lagta hai ki tere bhi papo ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....tu bhi apne bete ki tarah kutte ki mout mara jayega...aaaaaaa

MLA—mujhe maarne wala koi paida nahi hua samjhi...iss shahar ka bhagwan main khud hu.. sabki kismat likhta aur mitata hu...poora shahar mere naam se that thar kaampta hai, isliye tu meri chhod aur apni bur ki soch jo aaj mere lund se phategi....

Damini (rote huye)—nahiiiii...aaaaaa.....nahiiiii

MLA ne ek jhatke me damini ki shirt phad di...bra me chhupe huye uske doodh ki golaaiyan dekh kar shetty ke munh se laar tapakne lagi. Vo bra ke upar se uske doodh pakadne hi wala tha ki damini ne uski dono taango ke beech me kas ke laat jama di.

MLA kuch der ke liye vahi apna lund pakad ke lot pot hone laga, mouka milte hi damini uski giraft se azad ho gayi aur jaldi se apna phata hua shirt apne badan me lapet kar bistar se niche utar gayi.

Damini (gusse me)—tu apne aap ko iss shahar ka bhagwan samajhata hai na ? tu kya samajhta hai ki tujhe koi maar nahi sakta ? tujhe bhi vahi maarega jisne tere bete ko mara hai..aur haan, main achchi tarah se janti hu ki tere bete ko kisne mara hai..ab teri bari hai..

MLA—aaaaa...koun hai vo ? main use jinda nahi chhodunga...

Damini (gusse me)—jisne bhi tere bete ko mara hai, uska naam sunte hi tu apni pant me moot maarega..

MLA bhi ab tak kuch sambhal chuka tha, damini ki baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama utha aur ek baar phir se usne use daboch liya..

MLA (gusse se)—(damini ke baal nochte huye)..bata bhosdi..koun hai vo..jise apni mout ka darr nahi hai ? koun hai jisne mere bete ko maar kar apni maa bahan chudwana chahta hai mujhse ?

Damini—aaaaahhh...tu to ab gaya MLA..ab to vo teri biwi aur betiyo ko chodega...aur tu kuch nahi kar payega...aaaaaaa

MLA—chataaakkk...Sali..bata koun hai mere bete ka hatyara ?

Damini—tu janna hi chahta hai to sun...vo.. SAAND..hai...

MLA—saand...koun saand ? iss city me mujhse bada saand koi nahi hai...uska naam bata...

Damini—vahi saand,,jiske naam se Black star ki bhi phat jati thi.....SP Raj urf avinash rathod.. urf saand.....

MLA (shocked)—kyaaaaaa...? lekin...lekin..lekin..vo to...vo to....

Damini—kyon phat gayi na teri bhi naam sunte hi..hihihi ? jab black star ki phat sakti hai to tu kis khet ki mooli hai...aaaaaaaaaaaa

MLA—Sali tu mujhe chutiya banati hai..poori duniya janti hai ki vo mar chuka hai...ab teri bur nahi bachegi..Sali kutiya..mujhe chodna sikhati hai..

MLA ne ek baar phir se uski shirt ko jabardasti nikal kar door phenk diya aur uske pair ke upar baith kar dono hath pakad liye aur apne daanto se uski pant ki chain khol kar chaddi ke upar se hi damini ki bur chatne laga...

Damini—aaaaaaahhh..nahiii...chhod mujhe...nahiiiiii

Phir agle hi pal usne uski pant bhi utar phenki...ab damini uske samne chaddi aur bra me asahay padi chilla rahi thi..MLA uski chaddi utarne hi wala tha ki tabhi kuch tootne ki jor ki awaz aayi.

MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?


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Zabardast update Sir ji..
lekin ye Raj ,Radha ko Bua kyu keh rha hai... Jbki radhA to RAj ki mausi hui.. Or vaishali, Rajni, or jahnvi Radha ko Didi keh rhi hai.Plz explain..
lekin update pad Kar maza aa gya... Apna Purana chodu saand nazar aane laga Hai Ab...
ab Dekhte hai agla kiska number lgega...
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Aapne ekdam sahi sawal uthaya hai bhai aur ye sawal mere bhi dimag me hai kafi samay se jiska jawab aapko samay aane par kahani me hi pata chalega.
Update complete kar raha hu jise ab 28 (B) me post karunga jo karib 80% complete ho gaya hai.. Jaldi hi post karunga bhai aaj night me hi..
 
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Aapne ekdam sahi sawal uthaya hai bhai aur ye sawal mere bhi dimag me hai kafi samay se jiska jawab aapko samay aane par kahani me hi pata chalega.
Update complete kar raha hu jise ab 28 (B) me post karunga jo karib 80% complete ho gaya hai.. Jaldi hi post karunga bhai aaj night me hi..
Ok Bhai waiting..
 

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