Incest SAAND 2 (Running)

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[Faishal Iqbal]

Happy dipawali

 

[Vikash05]

SAAND 2
UPDATE-29​

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

Ab aage........

(Yaha se kahani Raj ki jubani chalegi, jaha bhi uska direct role hoga)

Dark aur sabhi91 ko drop karne ke baad damini aur uske beech kafi der tak baate hoti rahi, vah abhi bhi raj ka shukriya ada kiye ja rahi thi,

Damini—thanks sir, agar aaj aap nahi aate to...

Raj—isme shukriya ki koi baat nahi hai, ye to mera farz tha...vaise bhi main tumhara karzdar tha kyonki tumne meri jaan bachayi thi..ab hisab barabar ho gaya..

Damini—maine hamesha aapke baare me galat socha, lekin uss ghatna (black star ke sath akhiri fight) ke baad pahli baar mujhe samajh me aaya ki main kitni galat thi...uss din mujhe malum hua ki iss saand ke andar ek bahut hi sundar insaan chhupa hua hai..

Raj—main koi achcha vachcha nahi hu balki ek number ka chudakkad admi hu, tabhi to log mujhe saand kahte hain.

Damini—sir, aap unn ladko se mere baare me kya bol rahe the ?

Raj—kya bol raha tha ? kuch bhi to nahi..

Damini (nazre jhuka kar)—yahi ki main aapki hone wali biwi hu...maine sab sun liya tha..

Raj—achcha..vo..vo to maine aise hi bol diya tha...bura laga ?

Damini (na me gardan hilate huye)—nahi

Raj—phir to theek hai..

Damini—lekin sir aap itne saal the kaha aur aapne apne jinda hone ki baat kisi ko batayi kyon nahi ? ya phir kisi secret mission par the ?

Raj (kuch der soch kar)—vo kya hai na ki main itne saal coma me tha, isliye kisi ko pata hi nahi chala ki main jinda hu...meri halat dekh kar mere chodu dost bhi meri family ko le kar yaha aa gaye..unhe darr tha ki kahi black star ke admi meri family ya mujhe koi nuksan na pahucha e isliye unhone ye raaz kisi par jahir nahi kiya..

Damini—ohhh, to ye baat thi..

Raj—hmmm..lo tumhari gadi bhi mil gayi..yahi hai na ?

Damini—hmmmm....aap bhi mere sath ghar chaliye na...mummy aur shashi milna chahte hain aapse ?

Raj—phir kabhi..abhi kafi der ho gaye ghar se nikle huye, sabhi pareshan honge..

Kuch der baat karne ke baad damini apni gadi se ghar chali gayi aur main apne ghar aa gaya.. mujhe dekhte hi vaishali ghurne lagi jo ki school ja rahi thi, mujhe dekh kar ruk gayi.

Vaishali—kyon teri shirt kaha gayi ? kisko daan kar aaya ?

Raj (jaldi se)—vo maine apni nayi sp damini madam ko pahna di..unki shirt phat gayi thi na isliye.

Vaishali (ghur kar)—kya kaha...? kaha mili tujhe vo..? uski shirt kaise phati ? aur tune pahnayi kyon ? vo tere upar aaj kal itni meharban kyon ho rahi hai ? jaldi bata..kya chakkar hai uske sath tera ? Sali ko sharam bhi nahi aati apne se aadhi umra ke ladke ko apna jism dikhate huye ?

Raj (mann me)—ye main kaha phans gaya..ab kya bolu iss chudail ko..?

Vaishali—bolta kyon nahi ya phir chappal khane ke baad hi bolega...?

Raj—mujhe kya pata kaise phat gayi ?

Main jaldi se apne room me bhag gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar liya...

Vaishali (budbudate huye)—school se aane ke baad dekhti hu tujhe...aur uss Sali budhiya ko ek tu hi mila tha shirt pahnane ke liye....kisi din Sali ki gaand me danda thoons doongi..tabhi tera picha chhodegi..

Jab vo chali gayi, tab maine rahat ki saans li...lunch karne ke baad main apne room me so gaya, shaam ko maa ke uthane se neend khuli...raat me khana khate huye bhi vaishali mujhe hi ghur rahi thi.

Baato hi baato me pata chala ki vaishali bhi picnic ja rahi hai, sath me janhavi aur disha bhi jana chahti thi magar ghar wale mana kar rahe the...

Malti—nahi koi nahi jayegi picnic..

Vaishali—jane do na maa...aaj pahli baar to picnic par jane ka mouka mila hai...aur phir school ki taraf se ja rahe hain..sirf ek hafte ki hi to baat hai..

Roopa—jamana kharab hai...jawan ladkiyo ka iss tarah bahar ghumna theek nahi hai..

Disha—hum akele kaha hain mummy,,,sabhi students hain sath me aur phir madam bhi to ja rahi hain..

Sonam—raj, tum bhi ja rahe ho kya ?

Meena—raj ki tabiyat theek nahi hai,,vo kaise jayega ?

Raj—main nahi jaunga...

Roopa—raj jata to baat alag thi...itni door nahi jana...main dusro ke bharose jawan ladkiyo ko nahi chhod sakti..

Mera picnic par jane ka vaisa koi mood to nahi tha lekin alka madam aur usha ki bur milne ki chahat aur kuch apni bahno ke dabav ke chalte main jane ko taiyar ho gaya..picnic ke liye school ki taraf se train ticket book ho gayi thi..

Niyat samay par main aur vikram school pahuch gaye kyonki sabhi ko vahi ekattha hone ko kaha gaya tha, tabhi meri nazar aate huye deepu par pad gayi.

Raj—ye madarchod bhi ja raha hai kya ?

Vikram—hamari class ke sabhi student ja rahe hain..vo bhi to hamari class me hi hai na yaar..

Raj—phir to ye pakka poore raste meri laat khayega bhosdika...

Vikram—chhod na yaar..jane de use ab...vaise bhi vo ab tujhse door hi rahta hai..

Raj—nahi yaar, usse dubara dosti karni padegi mujhe...

Vikram—kyon ?

Raj—uski badi bahan nilima ki bur jo chodne layak ho gayi hai..hihihi

Vikram—saale, tu kabhi nahi sudhar sakta...jab dekho bur..jha dekho bur...bur ke alawa tujhe kuch dikhta nahi hai kya jo har samay bur ke chakkar me hi pada rahta hai..

Raj—kaash ki tu ek ladki hoti aur tere paas bhi bur hoti to kitna maza aata...

Vikram (ghur kar)—bhag bhosdike...

Teachers sahit Kul mila kar 40 log ja rahe the..baki students ne kisi na kisi karanvash apna naam vapis le liya tha trip se..ghar me dukh ka mahoul hone ke karan usha bhi nahi ja rahi thi...khair hum sab subah 10 baje rajasthan ke liye rawana ho gaye.. main beech beech me kabhi alka madam to kabhi deepu ko pareshan karta raha.

Agle din hum jaipur pahuch gaye...aur agle do dino me hamne lagbhag poora jaipur ghum liya.. uske baad hum ajmer sharif gaye..uske baad jodhpur, chittourgarh bhi ghuma..ek hafta kaise gujar gaya, pata hi nahi chala...magar alka madam ko chodne ka koi mouka nahi mil pa raha tha..akhiri me girinar aur registan ki sair karne ka number aaya.

Vaha jane ke liye sabne bus se jane ka faisla kiya..badi mushkil se ek khachaada bus mili..khair sab usme hi sawar ho gaye...halanki usme kuch sawariya pahle se baithi huyi thi, jo shayad vahi ja rahe the.

Karib raat ke 8 baje bus apne gantavya ki oar rawana ho chali..hum sabhi apni apni seato par tek laga kar baith gaye...din bhar ki thakaan ki vajah se sabhi ko neend aane lagi thi...vaishali aur janhavi to seat par tik kar so bhi gayi thi jabki mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi to main vikram ka bheja fry kar raha tha...

Raj—abe bhosdike...yaha sone aaya hai ya picnic manane ?

Vikram—abe lounde mujhe sone de...pareshan mat kar...jab se dimag kha raha hai..

Raj—abe jhaantu..vo dekh physics wali madam kaise baithi hain...unke blouse se unki chuchiya nazar aa rahi hain...jara soch ki unki bur kaisi hogi ?

Vikram—bhosdike..tujhe bur ke alawa bhi kuch sujhta hai kya ...jab dekho bur...uss din alka madam ki maar khane ke baad bhi tera mann nahi bhara ?

Raj—soch..jab alka madam aur physics wali renuka madam nangi hoti hongi to kaisi lagti hongi ? kya mast phooli huyi gaand hai dono ki....dono ki gaand maarne me bahut maza ayega yaar...

Vikram—aisa maza tujhe hi mubarak ho...

Raj—kyon tera khada nahi hota kya ?

Vikram—main Love1994 nahi hu jki jiska viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota..

Raj (munh me hath rakh ke)—ohhh OMG....ye baat tujhe bhi pata hai ? lagta hai ki ye poori duniya ko malum ho gaya ki Love1994 ka lund khada nahi hota..bechara...uski biwi ka kitna bura haal hota hoga, bechari na jane kis kis se pelwati phirti hogi..saale bade harami dost nikle ;ove1994 ke jinhone uska ye raaz sabko bata diya..bechara....

Vikram—abe uss hinjhde ka naam mat le..kahi mera lund bhi khada hona band na kar de..?

Raj—hahahaha

Aise hi main uska bheja fry karta raha..mujhe bhi ab beech beech me halki halki jhapki aane lagi thi..ek to beeran aur anjani jagah, upar se ye khachaada bus me mujhe uncomfortable lag raha tha..

Driver ko bhi shayad bahut jaldi thi gantavya sthan tak pahuchne ki, isiliye shayad vo bhi tez speed se bus ko bhagaye chala ja raha tha...andar se darr bhi lag raha tha ki kahi vo bus ko thok na de kyonki andhera kafi ghana tha, sath me sunsan sadak ke kinare.

Maine khidki se bahar jhaank kar dekha to door door tak koi ghar nahi dikh raha tha, sadak par bhi ekka dukka vaahan hi dikhayi de rahe the.

Teacher’s ne driver ko toka bhi ki bus ki speed thodi dheemi karo..unki baat sun kar kuch samay tak to usne bus ko hire dhire chalaya lekin kuch der baad usne phir se bus ki speed badha di.

Alka—ye sunta hi nahi hai..arrey yaar itni speed me kyon bhaga rahe ho ? speed kam karo..warna kahi accident na ho jaye ?

Alka madam ki dekha dekhi, baki logo ne bhi yahi kaha, lekin mana karne ke baavjood driver ne speed kam karne ki jagah aur tez kar di..

Driver—madam ji, jo main kar raha hu, bilkul theek kar raha hu...maine suna hai ki ye elaka achcha nahi hai, bahut jyada khatra hai iss jagah ....hum jitna jaldi iss elaake ko paar kar ke aage badh jaye, utna achcha hoga..

Alka—chalo theek hai phir aisi baat hai to..

Bus tez speed me aage badh hi rahi thi ki tabhi jor ji awaz huyi aur bus ka santulan gadbada gaya, aur bus thodi door aage ja kar ruk gayi. Achanak bus rukne se sabhi sakpaka gaye. itni khatarnak jagah par iss tarah achanak bus ke rukne se sabhi ke dil me ek anjana sa darr sataane laga.

Raj—kya hua bhai ? bus kyon rok di, yaha sunsan jungle me ?

Driver—maine roki nahi hai balki apne aap hi ruk gayi hai..

Vaishali—ye awaz kaisi thi ?

Driver—pata nahi..niche utar ke dekhta hu..

Driver ne apni torch jala kar niche utar gaya aur dekhne laga ki akhir bus ko hua kya hai ? vo ruki kyon ?

Driver—ohh no..

Alka—kya hua bhai ?

Driver—bus ke piche ke dono pahiye (tyres) puncture ho gaye hain aur bus me koi extra pahiya bhi nahi hai...

Sabhi—kyaaaa ?

Alka (tension)—ab kya kare ? yaha rukna bahut khatarnak hai aur jaye to kaha jaye ?

Sabhi soch me pad gaye...reteeli anjan jagah, amavas ki gahri kaali raat, jungli janwaro ka darr, khatarnak elaka..upar se aise me bus ka yoon bigad jana..ye soch soch kar to sabke hosh hi ud gaye the..darr unke dilo ke andar gahrane laga tha.

Renuka (tension)—ab kya kare aur kya na kare ? kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hai..

Sabhi isi yension me pareshan the tabhi mujhe thodi doori par kuch roshni timtimati huyi si nazar aayi...

Raj—dekho, vaha roshni dikhayi de rahi hai...ho sakta hai ki vaha koi gaon ho ? chalo sab vahi chalte hain, shayad raat bhar ke liye koi surakshit jagah mil jaye..agar ek kamra bhi mil gaya to sab vaha baith kar raat to gujaar hi sakte hain.

Sab meri baato se sahmat ho gaye, sabne apna apna samaan uthaya aur chal pade uss roshni ki taraf..jaise hi hum sab uss roshni ke karib pahuche to hame vaha ek bada sa ghar dikhayi diya.. jise dekhne se lag raha tha jaise ki vo koi purani dharmashala ho aur jaha bhoole bhatke musafir rukte honge..

Sab ghar ke darwaje ke bahar khade ho gaye, driver ne darwaja khatkhataya to ek buddhe admi ne darwaja khola..uske sir par ek badi si pagdi thi, gale me purane jamane ka koi aabhusan tha, kano me bhi kundal pahan rakhe the, kurte ke upar usne ek half coat pahna hua tha, kamar me dhoti, pairo me purane jamane ki oont ke chamde se bani chappal pahan rakhi thi aur hath me ek bada sa danda liye huye tha.

Vo aur uska pahnava, bada hi ajeeb lag raha tha..kisi ki usse kuch bolne ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi..tabhi conductor ne badi himmat kar ke kaha..

Conductor—taau sa...hamari bus puncture ho gayi hai...hum sabko raat gujaarne ke liye agar aapke ghar me thodi si jagah mil jaye to badi meharbani hogi..

Buddha—darne ki jarurat koi na hai..main chaudhary sumer singh aur mhari gharwali dhanno hi yaha rahte hain..aap sab log bhitar padharo..jo hum dono se ban padega, aapki madad karenge..

Conductor—bahut bahut dhanyawad..taau sa...badi meharbani jo iss anjaan jagah par aap hamari madad karne ko razi ho gaye..

Buddha—isme dhanyawad ki ke baat hai...ye to mhara farz hai..mhare ko badi khushi huyi jo aap log mhare yaha padhare..yaha do kamre hain..ek kamre me aap sab raat gujaar lo. Vaha uss matke me pani rakha hai.

Hum sabne apna apna samaan le kar kamre me aa gaye...aur vahi deewar se tek laga kar baith gaye.vastav me vo ek bada sa haal tha jaha baith kar araam se raat gujari ja sakti thi.

Buddha—ek baat aur...jis kisi ko bhi bahar ka kaam ho, abhi nipta lo...raat ko 12 baje ke baad koi bahar nahi niklega aur na hi main use bahar nikalne dunga..aur koi bhi mujhse iska kaaran nahi puchega..bas itna samajh lo ki yaha raat ko 12 baje ke baad ghar se bahar nikalne ka matlab ki apni mout ko dawat dena..raat me 12 baje ke baad bahar kitna khatra hai, iska tum log andaza bhi nahi laga sakte...samajh gaye..

Buddhe ne ek baar phir se sabko ghar se bahar na nikalne ki hidayat di aur sone ko kah kar kamre se chala gaya...Hamne uss buddhe ki baat maan kar apna sab kaam pahle hi nipta kar baith gaye aur sone ki koshish karne lage...ekaadh ghante me sabhi ko neend aa gayi.

Lagbhag 12 baje ke baad na jane conductor ko kya sujhi ..use bidi peene ki talab lagi to vah uth kar bahar jane laga...buddhe ne use bahut roka lekin vo nahi mana aur kiwad khol kar bahar nikal gaya..

Conductor ke bahar jate hi buddhe ne turant ghar ke darwaje band kiye aur sath me lakdi ke patre ki madad se darwaje ko majbooti se band kar diya jisse ki koi bhi bhitar na aa sake..usne ghar ki sari lights aur khidkiyo ko bhi achchi tarah se band kar diya.

Karib raat me do baje ke aas paas kisi ke jor jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar hum sabhi ki neend khul gayi...tabhi janhavi jor se chilla padi...

Janhavi (jor se chilla kar)—raajjj.....vaishali kaha hai ?

Ye sunte hi main buri tarah chounk gaya......


Aap Sabhi Ko Deepawali Ki Hardik Shubh-Kaamnayen.

Nice updates bro

 

[jose mourinho the great]

Mai doctor hu,
Wo bhi BLE(Bur Lund Expert)
Sab ka medical lunga... full checkup karunga...jo fit hoga wahi chodu gang mai saamil hoga
Love1994 ka checkup kiya to pata chala ki uski khadi chatane dah gae...bole to uska pankaj udaas hogaya...in short uski luli kabhi bhi kise bhi ladki ke samman mai khadi na hogi...ab ese bande ko to gang mai na le sakte na

Ha..ha...ha...
Jo ye boltaa ho ki "ghanta nahi to tantaa nahi", wo to kisi kaam ka naa hua. Jab lulli hai hi nahi kyuki usne khud bola hai ki tantaa khalaas to ladki ke saamane hi kyu, moot bisrjan ke waqt bhi pakadne ke liye uske paas kuchh nahi.
:). ;) ;)

 

[Tha evil God Raj]

Waiting

 

[kitko7600]

Happy Diwali Anand Bhai...!!!
As usual bahut hi accha update hai, Beech viraan raste pe Haweli ka milna aur upar se bujurg aadmi ka 12 baje k baad ghar se na nikalne ka mana karna, uske bawajud bi kisi na kisi k pichwade me chul hoke bahar nikalna.. Dekhte hai ki aage yeh bahar nikalna uske liye kitna khatarnaak saabit hota hai.

 

[Guri006]

Nice

 

[Rahul]

Mast update anand bhai ji

 

[Sabhi91]

SAAND 2
UPDATE-28 (B)​

Uske baad raj fresh hokar nasta karne ke baad patti change karwane ko bol kar hospital ke liye nikal gaya, jaha chodu team usse baat karne ke baare me soch hi rahe the.

Ab aage.......

Sorbobhuk—ye lo raj khud hi aa gaya...

Prem pujari—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj ?

Raj—ekdam mast hai..aur aap logo ka kya haal hai ?

Iron man—jo bhi hai tumhare samne hi hai..

Raj—aap logo ke chehre kafi tension me lag rahe hain ? kya baat hai ?

Sorbobhuk—achcha hua raj, tum khud hi aa gaye..hum tumhare baare me hi soch rahe the..

Raj—mujhe aap teeno se kuch puchna tha isliye subah hi aa gaya...vaise kya soch rahe the aap teeno ?

Prem pujari—chalo kahi bahar baith kar baat karte hain...

Iron man—vaise tum kya puchna chahte the hamse ?

Raj—kya saandpur naam ka koi gaon hai aur agar hai to kaha par hai ? kya hamara pushtaini ghar vahi par tha ? agar tha, to hum yaha kyon aa gaye ? aur ye abhay koun hai ? dekhiye, main janta hu ki aap teeno sab jante hain, phir mujhse har baat kyon chhupayi gayi ? mujhe aaj apne har sawal ka jawab chahiye..aap nahi batayenge to main saandpur ja kar pata laga hi lunga, aur vo damini madam bhi kuch bata hi degi..

Prem pujari—tumhe iske liye kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai...achcha hua ki tumne khud hi vo puch liya jo hum tumhe batana chahte the..

Phir teeno ne saandpur, abhay aur raj se judi har vo baat batayi jo jo vah jante the..family sex relation ko chhod kar, kyonki iske baare me unhe pata hi nahi tha...sach jaan kar raj bhi hairan hota gaya.

Iron man—yahi vajah thi ki hame sabko chupchap yaha shift karna pada lekin vahi khatra ab phir se samne aa khada hua hai, yahi hamari chinta ka kaaran hai.

Raj—matlab ?

Sorbobhuk—matlab ye ki tumne jis MLA se dushmani mol li hai uske bete ko maar kar, vo asal me abhay ka sala hai, aur ye baat vo abhay ko jarur batayega jisse vahi problem phir se aayegi.

Raj—uss madarchod abhay ki to maiya ab main chodunga vo bhi tarike se...bahut ho gaya luka chhupi ka khel, ab nahi...

Prem pujari—isiliye to hum tumse baat karna chah rahe the aaj..hum bhi ab ye luka chhupi ka khel nahi khelna chahte aur iss abhay ko thikane lagana chahte hain lekin usse pahle tumhare poore pariwar ki safety jaruri hai...

Raj—mere rahte koi madarchod, meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekh sakta, agar kisi ne ye himakat ki to uska bhi vahi haal karunga jo MLA ke bete ka kiya hai..

Iron man—khud ki taqat par bharosa hona achchi baat hai kintu over confidence hona galat hai, mana ki tum taqatwar ho, tumne nain aur uske dosto ko achcha sabak sikhaya akele hi, magar ye bhi mat bhulo ki ek akela admi tumhe ghayal kar ke chala gaya...main sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki kabhi kabhi ye taqat bhi dhokha de jati hai...isliye sabse pahle apni family ki safety ke baare me socho..

Raj—to phir aap hi bataiye ki kya karna chahiye mujhe ?

Prem pujari—iske liye hamare paas ek plan hai...

Raj—kya ?

Sorbobhuk—hame apne vahi purane raj ko jinda karna hoga tumhare roop me...

Raj—whattt ?

Prem pujari—aisa karne se tumhare paas raj ki vahi powers aa jayengi aur hum apni team me kuch naye chodu logo ko bharti kar sakenge, jo tumhari family ki suraksha ka kaam karenge, aur tumhare upar koi case bhi nahi banega..

Raj—vo sab to theek hai, lekin ghar walo se kya kahenge, aapko kya lagta hai ki vo iske liye maan jayenge ?

Iron man—hum unhe haqiqat batayenge, tumhari jaan khatre me jaan kar vo tumhe jarur bahar study karne ki ijajat denge..

Raj—aur main videsh jane ki bajaye india me hi rahunga tahi na ?

Prem pujari—hmmmm

Raj—ok, baki sab mere upar chhod do....aap log naye admi talash karna shuru kar do, jab tak unka naam police dept me nahi aata, unki payment main karunga.

Iron man—ek admi to mil bhi gaya hai Ahamdeepo..main aaj hi usse milta hu..

Raj—mere dimag me bhi ek idea aaya hai kyon na ek quiz contest rakha jaye naye admi bharti karne ke liye...?

Prem pujari—kaisa contest ?

Raj—isse hame apni tarah ke chodu dhoondne ke liye kahi bhatakna nahi padega...

Sorbobhuk—lekin iss contest se ye to saaf nahi hoga na ki vo chodu team me bharti hone layak hain ya nahi ?

Raj—pahle question to dekh lo quiz ke...

Phir raj ne ek kagaz lekar usme question likhne laga, jinhe dekh kar teeno ki hasi chhut gayi..

Prem pujari—hahahaha...sach me, inka jawab to koi chudakkad hi de sakta hai...inme se lasy question ka jawab to mujhe pata hai, uske alawa to kuch ho hi nahi sakta...baki ka tumhi bata do..

Raj—theek hai..

(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

Ans—Assam rajya ka Dealer gaon, iss gaon ka ye riwaj hai ki shadi se pahle dulhe ko dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, tabhi shadi pakki samjhi jati hai jise hamare yaha engagement ya mangani kahte hain.

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

Ans—Madhya Pradesh me Jhabua, Neemuch, Ratlam Aur Mandsaur district me karib 70 se jyada aise gaon hain jaha shadi se pahle ladki ka baap hi apni beti ki seal todta hai, baap ke jinda na hone ki sthiti me ye kaam ladki ka bhai, chacha, taau et jo bhi family ka member ho, vah karta hai, vo bhi poore ghar walo ke samne..ye pichle 150 saalo se chali aa rahi yaha ki samajik manyata prapt parampara hai.

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

Ans—Amrood ke patte.

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

Ans—Kuwari Ladkiya

(5) Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

Ans—Uske Nipple

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

Ans—Chootad

(7). Chodte samay Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

Ans—Lund

(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

Ans—Samudrik jyotish shastra aur vedanusar, Jin ladkiyo ya aurato ke pair ki sabse choti ungli, chalte samay jameen ko touch nahi karti hai aur unke pair ka angutha, apni bagal wali ungli se chota hota hai..aisi ladkiya ya aurate vyabhicharini (chudakkad) hoti hain.

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

Ans—Leech

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

Ans—Mrit Sagar

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

Ans—Sarso ke tel me shuddh shahad mila kar lagaane se.

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Doodh me ashwagandha ki jad ghol kar pilaane se..

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

Ans—Bur

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

Ans—Dubli Patli Ladki Kyonki uski bur ka chhed tight hota hai.

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne ya dabane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

Ans—Uski jaanghe

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

Ans—Uska Surname

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

Ans—Nigirea

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

Ans-- Gulab ka itra (perfume) aur uski jad ghol kar pilaane se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hai.

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

Ans—Kapaas (cotton)

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? uska naam ?

Ans—Love1994

Prem pujari—iska jawab to main pahle se hi janta tha ki ye Love1994 ke siwa koi nahi ho sakta, akhir ye lund aur bur rog visheshagya doctor yash dwara pramanit hinjada hai...hihihihi

Uske baad juch der tak aur baat karne ke baad raj vaha se chala gaya, ghar jate huye jane uske mann me kya khyal aaya ki vah alka madam ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya, alka uss samay ghar me akeli thi aur school jane ke liye taiyar ho rahi thi.Raj ko dekjh kar vo thoda chounk gayi,

Raj—namaste madam

Alka (hairan)—raj tum ?

Raj—vo yaha se gujar raha tha to socha kyon na aapse milta chalu...school ja rahi hain ?

Alka—hmmm, bas ready ho rahi thi jane ke liye...

Raj—aapki scooty theek ho gayi ?

Alka—hmmm ...tum school kyon nahi aa rahe ho aaj kal ? picnic par to ja rahe ho na ?

Raj—picnic ? kaisi picnic ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi students school ki taraf se rajasthan picnic par ja rahe hain...parso...

Raj—koun koun ja raha hai rajasthan picnic par ? aap bhi jayengi ?

Alka—tumhari class ke sabhi ladke, ladkiya aur teachers ja rahe hain..main bhi jaungi ..tum aur vaishali bhi chal rahe ho na ? jaipur, udaypur hote huye girinar ki pahadiya ghumne chalenge, phir registan ki bhi sair karenge...

Raj—nahi madam, main nahi jaunga..

Alka—kyon ?

Raj—aap gussa thi na mujhse, isliye nahi aa raha madam ji..

Alka—gussa kyon ?

Raj—vo uss din class me aapka sketch banaya tha na, uss par aap gussa ho gayi thi... hihihi.....vaise sketch kaisa tha madam ?

Alka—kkk...koun sa sketch ?

Raj (dhire se)—aapka wala...aapki aisi hi hai na madam ?

Ye kahte huye raj ne dhire se apna hath alka madam ki gaand par rakh diya aur unke chutad sahlane laga..alka ko aisi kisi bhi harkat ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi..use raj ki iss harkat par bahut gussa aaya lekin phir use jab uss din ki farm house ki ghatna aur raj ka gussa yaad aaya to vah ghabra gayi aur chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi. Shayd vo raj ka uss din wala roop dekh kar uske gusse se darne lagi thi.

Alka madam ko koi jawab dete na dekh raj ki himmat badh gayi aur usne uske chutad kas kar masal diye, itna hi nahi usne apna ek hath aage le ja kar saree ke upar se hi alka madam ki bur ko daboch liya jisse vah buri tarah hadbada gayi.

Raj (kaan me)—main iski sketch ki baat kar raha tha madam,,aapki bur ki..bataiye na, aapki bur bilkul vaisi hi hai na jaisa maine sketch banaya tha aapki bur ka ?

Alka (ghabra kar)—rajj..ye kya kar rahe ho..ye galat hai...aaaahhhh

Raj (bur sahlate huye)—batao na madam....achcha nahi batana to koi baat nahi...bas ek baar apni bur hi dikha do madam ji.. main vada karta hu ki phir jarur picnic par aapke sath chalunga..promise..

Alka—aaaahhh...chhodo,,,aaahhhh...raj ye galat hai...main tumhari madam hu...aah tumhe vaishali ki kasam...pls chhod do...aaahhhhh

Raj—theek hai madam ji...ye lo chhod diya..

Alka—aaahhhhhh

Vaishali ki kasam sun kar raj ne alka madam ko chhod diya lekin ek baar jor se unke doodh pakad kar dabane ke baad..

Raj (mann me)—ab to jarur picnic par rajasthan jaunga aur vahi registan me lita kar aapki bur me lund pelunga madam ji...

Kuch der tak yaha vaha ki baate kar ke raj apne ghar ke liye chala gaya..abhi vo raste me hi tha ki tabhi do ladko ne hath hila kar gadi rokne ka ishara kiya to usne fauran unke paas pahuch kar rok di.

Ladka 1--bhai, hame thoda police station tak chhod doge ?

Raj—kyon kya hua bhai ? kuch report likhani hai kya ?

Ladka 2—nahi bhai..abhi abhi hamare yaha jo nahi sp madam aayi hain, unhe kuch gunde jabardasti kidnap kar ke le gaye hain..bas yahi thane me inform karna hai jaldi se..

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa ? koun the vo log aur kidhar le gaye hain ?

Ladka 1—koun the, ye to pata nahi..lekin le kar kidhar gaye hain, ye pata hai..

Ladka 2—aur koun hoga yaar...yaha ka sabse bada papi to vo MLA shetty hai madarchod, uske hi admi honge vo sab...

Raj—jaldi se gadi me baitho aur batao mujhe ki vo log usko le kar kaha gaye hain ? jab tak police ayegi tab tak to kand ho chuka hoga...

Ladka 1—ye baat bhi sahi hai....agar vo MLA ke admi huye to police wale bhi kuch karenge nahi.

Ladka 2—lekin hamare paas to hathiyar bhi nahi hain, unka muqabla kaise karenge ?

Raj—tum log bas rasta bata do bas baki main khud dekh lunga..

Phir raj unke baithte hi gadi ko full speed me dauda diya, vo dono ladke rasta batate ja rahe the, kuch der chalne par unhe vo gadi khadi nazar aa gayi jisme damini ko kidnap kar ke laya gaya tha.

Ladka 1—ruko..yahi vo gadi hai jisme sp madam ko vo gunde le kar aaye hain..mujhe gadi ka number achche se yaad hai kyon ki jab vo gunde unko gadi me jabardasti late the tab maine number dekh liya tha...

Raj—theek hai..tum dono ab jao yaha se..main dekh lunga...

Ladka 2—ruko bhai, hum bhi sath me chalte hain...bahut din se hath me khujli ho rahi thi...

Vo ek aalishan bunglow tha, jab teeno gate par pahuche to guards ne unhe andar jane se rok diya, ye dekh raj ne uska sir pakad kar jor se gate par de mara jisse uska sir phat gaya aur khoon bahne laga, vo tilmilate huye vahi ludhak gaya.

Vaha do guard aur bhi the jinhe dono ladko ne unka danda chhuda kar peetna shuru kar diya, MLA ke gunde bahar se darwaja band kar ke dusre room me sharab pi rahe the, mouka milte hi raj turant bunglow me ghus gaya.

Andar jis kamre se damini ke cheekhne ki awaz aa rahi thi, use band dekh kar taj kholne hi ja raha tha ki tab tak bahar shor sharaba hone ki awaz sun kar ek gunda bahar aa gaya, usne jaise hi raj ko darwaja kholte dekha to use pakadne ke liye daud pada.

Usne jaise hi raj ko maarna chaha vaise hi raj ne uska hath pakad kar jor se ghumate huye darhaje ki taraf dhakel diya jisse vo gunda darwaja sahit dhadam se andar ja gira.. darwaja tootte hi andar ka scene dekh kar raj ka khoon khaul utha.

Andar MLA damini ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish me laga hua tha, kuch girne ki awaz sun kar MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?

“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Shahar Me Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Maha Chudakkad Saand”

Iss awaz ko sunte hi damini chounk gayi, bhala iss awaz ko vah kaise bhool sakti thi..raj ko dekhte hi uska rona aur tez ho gaya aur vo bhag kar uske seene se lipat gayi..use apni halat ja bhi dhyan nahi raha.

Raj ne apni shirt utar kar damini ke upar daal di, jabki MLA ashcharya chakit ho kar aankhe phade use dekhta rah gaya...

MLA (shocked)—nahii..ye nahi ho sakta...tum..tum to mar chuke ho...nahi ye jhooth hai..ye sach nahi ho sakta.....koun ho tum aur tumhari himmat kaise huyi yaha aane ki ? aaaaaahhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkk.....teri maa ko chodu.....madarchod...Main Vahi Hu, "Jise Dekhte Hi Phat Jati Hai Achche Achcho Ki Gaand.....Duniya Kahti Jisko Maha Chudakkad Saand.”

MLA—iska matlab ki tune hi mere bete ko mara hai ? lekin ab ti yaha se jinda nahi jayega.. (apne admiyo ko chillate huye)...madarchodo..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? pakdo iss harami ko aur iski boti boti kar do...aaaahhhhhh

Raj—chattaaakkkkkk

MLA ke chillane ki awaz sun uske admi turant vaha aa gaye lekin raj ne gusse me unki taraf dekhte huye ungli ghuma kar sab ko rukne ka ishara kiya..

Raj (gusse me)—(ungli ghumate huye)...jaha ho, vahi khade raho....”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

MLA (chillate huye)—bhosdike..dekhte kya ho...maro saale ko....aaahhhh

Awaz sunte hi uske admi hosh me aa gaye aur toot pade..raj ne turant MLA ki gardan pakad kar upar utha liya aur unke upar hi patak diya, jab tak vo uth kar phir se hamla karte tab tak vo dono ladke bhi vaha aa gaye unke hathiyar chheen kar unse bhid gaye..

Ladka 1—tere baap ki ladki chodu, bhosdike...

Aur phir teeno ne mil kar unki achche se khatirdari ki ..damini bhi kaha piche rahne wali thi, usne MLA ko dhona shuru kar diya..lekin tab tak ek gunde ne damini par hamla kar diya aur vo usse nipatne me lag gayi...mouka paate hi MLA vaha se bhag gaya chupchap...

Raj unn gundo ko tab tak peetta raha jab tak ki vo sabhi adhmare ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye, tab ja kar raj ka dhyan MLA ki taraf dubara gaya kintu tab tak apni jaan bacha kar vo vaha se chag chuka tha...

Raj—iski maa ko chodu..sala madarchod...bhag gaya...

Unn sabko vaisi hi halat me chhod kar sab bahar aa gaye..unn sabhi ke hathiyar bhi raj ne utha kar apni gadi ki dikki me daal liye.

Damini (nam ankhe)—thanks raj sir, agar aap nahi aate to aaj ye harami...

Raj—it;s all right..

Ladka 2—(dhire se)..bhai, ye sp madam tumhare pahchan wali hai kya ? aur ye tumhe sir kyo bol rahi hai ? kya tum bhi police me ho ?

Raj (dhire se)—asal me ye meri hone wali biwi hai..

Ladka 1 (dhire se)—lekin iski age to tumse jyada lagti hai bhai ...

Raj (dhire se)—age se kya lena dena hai yaar,,,asli matlab to bur se hai..

Halanki ye teeno dhire dhire baat kar rahe the phir bhi damini ne sub liya aur sunte hi maare laaz sharam ke apni gardan jhuka li.

Raj—tum dono to bade hi bahadur ho yaar..kya naam hai dono ka aur kya karte ho ?

Ladka 1—bhai mera naam DARK hai...ghar wale pyar se Prince babu kahte hain..

Ladka 2—aur mera naam Sabhi91 hai....aur rahi kaam karne ki baat,,to bhai hum dono kaam dhoondne ka hi kaam kar rahe hain aaj kal..

Dark--lekin tumne to apne baare me kuch bataya hi nahi ab tak...?

Raj (kuch soch kar)—mujhe SP Raj kahte hain...vaise sabhi mujhe saand ke naam se jante hain..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa ?

Raj—haan, lekin ye kisi ko batana mat ki main jinda hu...vajah baad me bataunga...

Dono—sorry sir..hame maaf kar do...galti se kuch ulta sidha munh se nikal gaya ho to..

Raj—aaj se tum dono ke kaam ki talash khatam...dono meri chodu team me kaam karoge ? aur haan, aaj se mujhe apna dost samjho..

Sabhi91—kya sach me hum police me bharti honge ?

Raj—agar chahoge to ..par soch lo..chodu team ke sath kaam karna matlab ki 24 ghante jaan jokhim me rahna...

Dark—hame manjoor hai..rahi jaan ke jokhim ki baat to sir...”Mout se kiski rishtedari hai...aaj meri to kal teri baari hai.”

Raj—to phir theek hai, kal iss address par meri chodu team se ja kar mil lena,,vo sab samjha denge, kya karna hai..

Dono—theek hai..

Raj ne dono ko city me chhoda jabki damini apni raste me khadi apni gadi se chali gayi...do din baad raj ko picnic par rajasthan jana tha, usne picnic ke dauran alka madam ki bur chodne ke khwab dekhne bhi shuru kar diye the.

Kahte hain ki Itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai, to kya ye picnic phir se ussi itihaas ko dohrane ki shuruwat to nahi ?

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Superb Anand bhai......
Jo raj ki amanat thi mujhe to laga ye chutiya MLA kahi use jhutha na kar de. Par sukar hai haath to aaya par muh tak jane se pahle hi us MLA ki gand Maar liya gaya. Naye SP ka aagman ho gaya hai. Ab shayed damini ko v ye ashliyat pata nhi chalegi. Or chal v gai to shayed tab tak raj ki memory v wapas aa jayegi.....
Sukriya Anand bhai mujhe v is story ka part banane k lye. Mujhe to laga mera naye chodu team mai admission nhi ho payega kyunki competition tough tha na.....

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Agla Story Turning Update Likh Raha Hu..Agar Complete Ho Gaya To Aaj Hi Post Kar Dunga Otherwise Tomorrow.

 

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Superb Anand bhai......
Jo raj ki amanat thi mujhe to laga ye chutiya MLA kahi use jhutha na kar de. Par sukar hai haath to aaya par muh tak jane se pahle hi us MLA ki gand Maar liya gaya. Naye SP ka aagman ho gaya hai. Ab shayed damini ko v ye ashliyat pata nhi chalegi. Or chal v gai to shayed tab tak raj ki memory v wapas aa jayegi.....
Sukriya Anand bhai mujhe v is story ka part banane k lye. Mujhe to laga mera naye chodu team mai admission nhi ho payega kyunki competition tough tha na.....

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Ye baat to aapki sahi hai ki vo raj ki amanat thi...
Sach ko kitna bhi chhupaya jaye, kabhi na kabhi vo pata chal hi jata hai..
Aapne team me shamil hone ke liye aavedan pahle hi laga rakha tha, to shamil to hona hi tha..ab role kaisa hona chahiye, ye aap khud hi decide karo.. aapki ichcha ke anusar role set karunga kahani me...
Compition GK based tha sirf last question ko chhod kar, uska jawab kahani me pahle hi diya ja chuka tha...baki sabhi question true gk par based the..