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Baap re..ye to poora update hi chhap diya aapne...CHODU GANG ElIGLIBILITY TESTSeries- SAAND_02_CGET
Maximum Marks :69
Time:- 69 min.
GENERAL INSTRUCTION for all CHODU'S:-
Answer any 15 que. And remember last one is compulsory.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?
Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swale google kiya to uttar Dealer Village aaya jo Assam State mai hai.
Jeska mtlab ki beti ki shuhag-raate se pahle sasu ki daamade-raat mane jati hai.
In short pahle sasu ki pitch par bating karni hai...aur uske baad beti ke saath bande kamre mai 20-20 .Ye jankari to sab ko pata hai(by google devta).
Math or Physics ki tarah ek baar yaha bhi ye situatin assume kare to kare tooh,
Maa kasam kitna maza aae jaha, jayadtar jagah sasu shadi se pahle hone wale daamad ka naak pakadti hai wahi, yaha sasu apne hone wale daamad ka lund pakadeti hai.
Aur phir puri raat sasu or dammad chudai karte hai...aur eska pata sab ko hota hai.
Imagin karo subh jab daamad aur sasu kamre se bahare aate hai...tab sasur saamne khada ho..aur aap usko dekha kar apni sasu ki chuchi pakade...aur apne sasur se kahe ...ki sasur ji chuchiya to aapne kich kich par badi kardi...par thoda bur ke baal bhi saaf karo...agli baar jab mai , sasu maa ko chodu tab inki chute ek dum saaf honi chahiye...wo kya hai na jhato mai bur chodne ka maza nahi aata.
Aur aapki es baat par sasur, haste huve kahai ki ...jesa aap chaho damade ji...apka hukum sir aakho par...agli baar mai khude eski bur ke baal kaate duga..taaki aapko chodne mai koe dikate na ho.
Aur ye sab baate aapki hone wali biwi sune rahi ho...aur phire vo dhire se apni maa ko puche ....maa kisa laga maire hone wale balmaa ka lund.
Aur apni beti ki es baat par sasu mushkara kar kahe...bhoute jor daar...sach batao to kamar tode kar rakh di..damad ji ne.
Damad ji ke lund k aage teri bapu ka lund to nuni lage, mai to ye soch rahi ho jab vo tujhe chodege tab tera kya haal hoga...mai to jhel gae par pata nahi tu jhel paegi ya nahi.
Sasu maa chinta mate karo...aapki hi beti hai..jab aap jhel gae to ye bhi jhel legi..aur phire kal shadi hone k baad mai aapko aur aapki beti ko ek saath choduga...aur dono ki gaand aur bur fhadee kar rakh dunga.
Aur ess baat par aapka sasur...haste huve bole...Damade ji , thoda raham kijega.. warna aage ki zindagi mujhe keval hasthmaithun kar ke hi bitane padega.
Jes par aap kuch bole..uss se pahle aapki sasu bole pade ki...vo to aapko bitani padegi he..kyuki mai to ab se sirf maire damade ji ka hi lund lungi..kyuki inhone mujhe bataya ki lund kya hita hai..aur aaj se maire bur mai sirf yahi lund jaega...samjhe
Aur apni sasu ki baat par aap uski gaand daba kar bolo...ki sasu maa gaand ka kya khayal hai
Aur aapki es harkate par aap ki sasu sharma jae...aur dhire se kahe...ki vo bhi aapki hi hai..jab mann kare marlijega
Aur phire aap kaho..mann to abhi ka hai..aur ye kah kar aap apni sasu ko wapas kamre mai le jae..aur usse bed par letai..aur jab aap kamre ka darwaja bande karne k liye mudde to dekhe ki aapki hone wali biwi bhi kamre mai aa gae hai...aur vo ess time gate bande kar rahi hai.
Aur phire aap dono maa beti ko ek saath chode..unki gaand aur bur dono ko chod chod kar fhade kar rakh de...aur aapki chudai ki awaaz sun kar gate k bahar aapka sasur apna lund masaleta rahjae.
Esa scene imagin kar ke he man kar raha hai...ki assam ja kar shadi karlu..kyuki assam is awesome
yaar.
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni beti ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?
Ans. Es ka answer na pata mujhe...wese agar eska ulta hota to maza aata...ki baap ke saamne damade uski beti ki seal thode...aur baap vo khune apne haatho se saaf kare...par khambakte esa ho na saka.
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?
Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swaal google kiya to answer aaya ki tulsi ka pata hai.
My Chodu point of view:-
Ab aata hu maire chodu point of view par...ab se parsh mai condom ho ya na ho tulsi ka pata jarure hoga..wo kya hai nai kya pata kabhi jackpot lag jaae aur kise ki chutee chodne ka moka mile jae..to agli ko koe sikayate na rahe.
Conclusion:-
Wese andar itni hawas bhari hai ki...ladkiya kahti hai ...ki hume ghuro mate..warna tum aakho se hi pregnet kar doge...ye society ka tam jham na hota na to... Aanya aur ki kasam ...Sab ki maa chode dete...ek ek ki bur ka bum bhosda kar dete.
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?
Ans. Hawaspur ki report 69 ke anusaar, Jene ladkiyo ke pass Son-Sadhan ki kami hoti hai, vo apni chudase ko mitani ki kosis mai majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar hi so jati hai.
Yaha dhyaan dene layak baat jo es report mai mention hai vo ye hai ki,
️Yaha son word ka mtlab hai jes ladki ke pass RAJ u/f humare SAAND jesa son nahi ho.
Hence, it is clear that jab kise ladki ke pass in son-sadhno ki kami ho to vo majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar so jati hai.
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?
Ans. Dekho bhai maine ye swale google kiya par mujhe koe jawab nahi mila.
Es liye jo ab tke maine apni Sexshikao se sekha uske aadhar par mai eska answer duga.
According to My Sexshikao,
Ladki chahe dudh ki tarah safed ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur aur gaand ka ched failne lagta hai..aur samye k saath vo fhul jata hai.
Dusra parivartane , uske rang mai aata hai...jese sher ki naak uski umar batati hai...usse tarike se ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand ke ched ka rang ye batata hai ki vo kitne chudi hai.
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(Yadhi sandhe ho to pornhub par bhoute saare documentirs hai...jes mai laakho sexhikao ne ye sandhe mitane k liye..din raat ki kadi mehnate ki hai...aap une documentries ko dekho...mai dawe se kahe sakta hu aapke sabhi if or but clear ho jaege)
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?
Ans. According to Hawaspur,
Es ka answer hai chuche..aur ese karn chucho ko biology mai "Horny nipples" kahte hai. Es phenomenon ko he Chudas effect kahte hai.
(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?
Ans. According Google,
Jes jes bur mai 1 hafte tke betel leaf ki patiyo ki dala kar rakha jae to uska ched pahle ke comparison mai tight ho jata hai.
(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?
Ans. Lanate hai humare mardangi par agar hum chudasi ladki ko na pahchane paae...Evolution sirf bahar huva hai andar se aaj bhi sabhi JAANWAR hai...agar hum logo ka bass chale na ...dekh kar ghabin kar de ladkiyo ko...aur wese bhi andar itni hawas bhari padi hai ki....dur se ladki ko dekh kar pata karle ki ye Chudakkad hai ya nahi...kyuki Koe ladki janam se chudakade na hoti...usse chudakkad bannane mai kae ladko ka Haath aur Lund hota hai...aur usse haath ke nissane usski Chahti par aur usse lund ke nisshan uski gaand par hote hai.
Jes Karn ye dono ange hi hadh se jayada bahar nikle huwe hote hai.
Aur jes tarah kachre ke dher mai, ek Kutta khane wali chizz khozz leta hai thik usse tarike se...ek aadmi chudasi ladkiyo ko dhune leta hai.
Ese karne to ladkiya kahti hai " All mans are dog."
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?
Ans. According to google,
Ek minute..Chodu mode on
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?
Ans. Eska answer google kiya to mrit saagar...bole to dead sea answer aaya..par jaha koe machhli ho hi na.. waha apna lund lejakar mai kya karu...so dead sea jana cancel.
(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?
Ans. Eska uttar hai , sarso ka tel gharam kar ke usko lund par lagao...aur phire muthh maro...1 saal k darmaya lund itna mota aur lambha ho jae ga ki ...chudai mai maza aae ga.
Mota aur lamba lund hone ka pahla fayada hai ki Har position mai...chudai karne mai maza aaega.
Aur ek fayada aur ye hai ki lund khada hone ka ahsaas ladkiyo ko durr se hi kara sakte hai...vo kya hai na ladkiyo ka favourite fruit hota hai banana...kyuki agar banana ko sahi tarike se gharam kiya to ..kela lene mai unko maza
Aaega..aur wahi groundnut ladkiyo ko biklul bhi pasand nahi hai..kyuki groundnut ko kitne bui gharam karlo ...jayada gharam hote hi vo...kise kaam ki nahi rahti.
(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?
Ans. Es question k 3 possible answer hai , es karn teeno answer niche likhe hue hai,
Dead sea ladki ko pilao...ye natural vigra ki tarah kaam karta hai...es ke extra dose pene ke baade ladki khude taang phela kar beth jaae.
Eska utaar simple hai...ek to pyaar ki nishani pila do...bole to cum ..vo usse pe kar aur chudasi ho jae gi...aur phire aap unke saath ek round aur kar sakte ho...es process ko jab tke repeat kare jab tke aapka mann na bhar jaae...aur jab mann bhar jaae to apan paani unke chucho aur muhh par chode de...esa karne par process puri ho jae gi.
Aap ladki ko pahle je bhar ke chodu..uske baade usse ghutno ke bal betha do...aur uske sammne jakar usske upar apni pichkari chode do...es pichkari ki daar uske muhh par hone chahiye...jese vo ghat ghat kar k pile..aur jo rah jae...usse usko golden shower mile jaae.
(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?
Ans. Mujhe to burr lage rahi hai...baaki pata nahi...Kyuki agar bur hai...to mazze hai baaki...chara ho ya bechara apan ko kya...apne ko to sirf chodne se mtlab hai.
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?
Ans. Dekho hum, discrimination nahi karte...humara mane na hai ki
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?
Ans. Kahte hai ki unki chutee ko chaatne se aur chuchiyo ko chussne se ladkiya chudasi ho jati hai...wese ANALMOM naam ki series mai humari Sexshika ne dekhaya tha ki gaand ka ched chatne se bhi ladkiya chuasi ho jati hai.
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?
Ans. Eska sahi answer hai, surname kyuki...agar uske pati ka chota hai..to uske es dukh ko durr karne k liye SAAND jese devar kab kaam aaege.
Jab pati ke saamne, uski patni ko chodu...aur uska pati khude aapka josh ye kah kar badhae ki ...aaur tezz chodu meri biwi ko....to ketty perry ki kasam maza aa jae.
(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?
Ans. Eska answer niche diya gaya hai,
Nigeriya ki ek mahila ne , insaan ki jagah ek jaanwar ko janam diya tha.
But jese waha ke aadmiyo ke lund hote hai...mujhe to ye lagta hai...hawas se bhare bhoute saare jaanwar waha ghum rahe hai.
Ye desh india hi hai, jaha Malti naam ki ek aurat ne insaan ki jagah SAAND jese janwar ko janam diya hai...jesne Bade ho kar bina kise bhed-bhaav ke sab ki ek tarah hi Fhade kar rakh di...ese mahan mata ko maire tarf se 51 mutho ka Salam.
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?
Ans. According to Hawas-pedia ,
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?
Ans. Google karen par pata chala ki cotton ka poudha tha.
Outer space mai cotton hona hi nahi chaiye..sab ko nude hi hona Chahiye...esa rule hona chahiye ki outer space mai koe khapde na pahne...es liye jo earth pai hai na...roti..kapda..makaan
Usse tarike se outer space mai,
Roti...Chudai...aur Chudai hone Chahiye ki jes ka jab mann ho jese chaho chode lo...sab open mai intemate kare...imazine kar ke lund khada ho gaya...sach mai agar esa nazara saamne ho to..muhh se ek hi baat nikle...waah kya seen hai.
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ?
Ans. According to Tharak-pedia,
Jes aadmi ka lund pahle se khada ho...vo Chahiye viyagara khae ya shilajit...uska lund khada nahi hoga...kyuki vo pahle se khada hai.
According to Chodu mode,
Aadmi ka Lund, Na rishta dekhta hai, Na Samaye dekhta hai aur Na hi Umar.
Es karne jab koe ladki uske saamne ho to uss ke aakarshan ke karne aadmi ka lund khada rahta hai...wahi jab koe ladki saamne na ho to uski yaade mai khada rahta hai....Par rahta humesha khada hai.
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