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SAAND 2
UPDATE-18​

Raj—aaaahhhh....kkk..koun hai madarchoddd ?

“chataaakkkk...”

Raj ne gusse me palat kar jaise hi dekha, dekhte hi buri tarah chounk gaya....

Ab Aage.............

Raj ne jaise hi thappad padne par gusse me maarne wale ki taraf palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski sitti pitti gul ho gayi kyonki samne vaishali gusse me lal aankhen kiye, khadi use hi dekh rahi thi.

Raj (shocked)—ttt...tumm ?

Vaishali (gusse se)—kya kar raha tha ?

Raj (hadbada kar)—kkk..kuch nahi..kuch bhi to nahi..

Vaishali—abhi chappal utaar kar maarungi to tera dimag sahi ho jayega..yahi sanskar diye hain tujhe hum sabne ki raat me kisi ke kamre me taak jhaank kare ? bata sidhi tarah se ki kya dekh raha tha ?

Raj (tension)—kuch nahi..main to dadi maa ke paas ja raha tha..vo kya hai na ki mujhe akele sone me darr lag raha tha...iss kamre ki light jal rahi thi to mujhe laga ki dadi maa shayad yaha baithi hongi, bas yahi confirm karne ke liye dekh raha tha. Sachchi, aur koi baat nahi hai, kasam se..

Vaishali—jhooth bolta hai, itne chappal maarungi ki ginti bhool jayega..sharam nahi aati kisi ke room me jhaankte huye..?

Raj (sir jhukaye)—main sach bol raha hu..

Vaishali (gusse se)—chupchap jata hai apne room me ya main utaaru apni chappal ?

Iske baad bina kuch bole hi raj apne gaal sahlata hua jaldi se apne room me ghus kar andar se fauran darwaja band kar liya.

Raj (badbadate huye)—madarchod kya kya soch ke gaya tha ki dadi maa ki bur dekhunga, dadi maa ki bur to nahi dikhi ulta maar kha kar aa gaya...pata nahi iss chudail (vaishali) ko mujhse kya dushmani hai, jab dekho meri jasoosi karti rahti hai..jaane kab isse picha chhutega ? agar meri bahan nahi hoti to apne upar hath uthane wale ka hath tod ke rakh deta. Agar kahi usne subah sabko bata diya ki main raat me chinky ke room me jhaank raha tha to ? agar usne bata diya to meri to aisi taisi ho jayegi....khair, jo hoga dekha jayega, abhi lund pakad ke so jata hu, subah sabke uthne se pagle hi ghar se khisak lunga.

Yaha raj vaishali ko koste huye sone ki koshish karne laga, vahi uske room me jane ke baad vaishali kuch khadi uski iss harkat ke baare me sochti rahi.

Vaishali (mann me)—ye raj yaha kar kya raha tha ? vo room me kyon jhaank raha tha ? main jhaank kar dekhti hu, abhi pata chal jayega..

Phir vaishali ne jise hi keyhole se room ke andar jhaank kar dekha to chounk gayi, aur gusse se kabhi chinky ke room ko to kabhi raj ke room ko dekhne lagi.

Vaishali—ab samjhi ki ye kamina yaha kya kar raha tha..raj itna niche gir sakta hai, ye maine socha tak nahi tha, apni maa bahno ko aisi nazar se dekhta hai..chhee, kamine ko apna bhai kahte huye bhi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai. Aur ye chinky, iski to main subah khabar leti hu.

Kuch der aise hi gusse me badbadane ke baad vaishali apne room me chali gayi. Asal me jab raj apne room se bahar nikla tha malti ke room me jane ke liye, uss samay vaishali study karne ke baad light band kar ke just leti hi thi ki tabhi use bahar darwaje ke paas kisi ki parchhayi nazar aayi to vah utsuktavash bahar aa gayi dekhne ke liye.

Uss samay raj, chinky ke room me jhaankte huye ek hath se apna lund muthiyane me laga hua tha, jab vaishali ne ye dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya aur usne turant uski kanpati me apne hatho ki mohar laga di.

Agle din subah sabke uthne se pahle hi raj ghar se chala gaya, jab kafi der tak ghar vapis nahi aaya to sabke phone aane lage, phone me jab kisi ne bhi raay wali ghatna ka jikra nahi kiya to usne rahat ki saans li.

Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki uss chudail ne kisi ko kuch bataya nahi hai...ab ghar jana chahiye vaise bhi bhookh badi joro ki lag rahi hai..

Iske baad raj ghar aa gaya, sabne normally baat ki bas chinky ka chehra jarur kuch utra hua lag raha tha...jabki vaishali abhi bhi uski taraf gusse se ghoor ghoor kar dekh rahi thi. uss din se raj, vaishali ke samne kam hi aata tha.

Agar kabhi aamna samna ho bhi gaya to vaishali use khari khoti sunane me koi kasar nahi chhodti thi. jiske kaaran raj, sabke sath khana chhod kar ab apne room me hi khane laga tha.

Samay yoon hi gujarta raha, raj ke exams bhi karib aa gaye the to majbooran raj ko class attend karni pad rahi thi. magar class me bhi uska dhyan bas vaha baithi huyi ladkiyo par hi rahta tha, baithe baithe vo unki bur chodne ke baare me hi sochta rahta tha. Yaha tak ki kabhi kabhi to alka madam ki bur ke baare me bhi kalpana karne lagta tha. Baki samay jo bachta th, vo usha ko pareshan karne me nikal jata tha.

Aise hi ek din jab alka madam class le rahi thi tab sabhi students apni apni copy me likhte ja rahe the, vah jo bhi padha rahi thi, raj bhi apni copy me kuch na kuch karne me hi vyst tha. Tabhi usne dusre class ki kisi ladki ko bathroom ki taraf jate dekha to uski ankhon me chamak aa gayi.

Raj (mann me)—ye madam pata nahi kya padha rahi hain, kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai. (bathroom ki taraf jati huyi ladki ko dekh kar)..pakka ye mootne ja rahi hogi, kyon na main bhi iske piche piche jaaun, ho sakta hai ki yaha vaha se jhaankne par iski bur ke darshan ho jaye ?

Ye soch kar vo bathroom jane ka bol kar vaha se khisak gaya aur ladies toilet ke paas ja kar darwaje se taank jhaank karne laga kintu use andar jhaankne ke liye koi chhed hi nahi mil raha tha.

Raj (mann me)—areey yaar, yaha to koi hole hi nahi hai darwaje me...unn madarchodo ko bathroom ke darwajo par kam se kam ek hole to banana chahiye tha..iski maa ko chodu, ab kaha se dekhu iski bur ? haan, ek kaam karta hu, darwaje ke niche se try karta hu dekhne ki.

Phir vo jaldi se niche jhuk kar darwaje ka nichla hissa, jo ki jamin se thoda upar utha hua tha, jisse ki darwaja asani se khola ya band kiya ja sake, vaha se andar jhaankne ki koshish karne laga.

Andar jo bhi ladki thi, vo darwaje ki taraf hi munh kar ke moot rahi thi, halanki raj ko uski bur to nazar nahi aa rahi thi lekin uski bur se nikalti huyi dhaar jarur dikh rahi thi. jo ki ruk ruk kar chhull chhull kar ke nikal rahi thi.

Raj (mann me)—bhosdi ka chhull chhull karke moot nikalta bhar dikh raha hai, lekin bur ke jis chhed se ye moot nikal raha hai, vo chhed to dikh hi nahi raha hai. Iss drwaja lagaane wale ki maa ko chodu, madarchod..darwaje ko jamin se thoda aur upar karke nahi laga sakta tha ?

Abhi raj ye dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi achanak uske pichwade me kas ke ek laat padi aur vo vahi jamin par munh ke bal pasar gaya. Usne hadbada kar palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski bolti band ho gayi.Samne gusse me laal aankhen kiye vaishali khadi thi.

Vaishali (chutki baja kar)— kya kar raha hai yaha par ?

Raj ko samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya jawab de, tabhi bathroom ka darwaja khulne ki awaz aayi to vah uth kar turant vaha se bhaag khada hua.

“kya hua, vaishali ? kis par chilla rahi thi ?” bathroom se bahar nikalte huye uss ladki ne kaha.

Vaishali (munh bana kar)—vo..kuch nahi. Smriti, .bas ek kutta tha yaha, use hi bhaga rahi thi.

Jee haan, iss ladki ka naam smriti hai, jo school ke principal ki ladki hai aur vaishali ki hi class me hai, jisko ki raj mootte huye dekh raha tha.

Smriti—ok, tu bhi jaldi se free ho ja, phir sath me chalte hain..

Smriti ko vahi rok kar vaishali bathroom me ghus gayi. Thodi ser baad dono sath me class me chali gayi, jabki raj vaha se bhaag kar canteen me ghus gaya aur cigrette phoonkne laga.

Raj (mann me)—ye chudail (vaishali) yaha bhi mujhe chain se nahi rahne degi, har jagah mere piche piche pahuch jati, meri jasoosi karte. Agar aisa hi chalta raha to apni suhagrat me main apni biwi ki bur bhi nahi chod paaunga, ye vaha bhi mere piche piche aa jayegi.

Aise hi kafi der tak vaishali ko mann hi mann kosne ke baad vah apni class me chala gaya aur usha ke bagal me baith gaya lekin jab use vaha apni copy nazar nahi aayi to chounk gaya.

Raj (dhire se)—yaha meri copy rakhi thi, kaha gayi ?

Usha—vo madam ke paas table me rakhi hai..

Raj (chounk kar)—madam ke paas ? lekin kyon aur kisne rakhi vaha ?

Usha—vo madam aaj sabki copy check kar rahi hain, tum to yaha the nahi to vikram ne tumhari copy bhi check hone ke liye madam ko de di.

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa ? maiya chud gayi..(mann me)..madarchod vicky, ye tune kya kiya ?

Usha—kya hua, aise kyon bol rahe ho ?

Raj—kuch nahi

Raj gusse se vicky ko dekhne laga, jabki alka madam sabhi students ki copies check karne me vyast thi. jaise hi raj ki copy check karne ka number aaya aur unhone use check karne ke liye khola vaise hi vo buri tarah chounk gayi, ek ke baad ek page vo kholti gayi aur phir ek page ko kholte hi unhe aur bhi jyada jhatka laga.

Raj ne har page par apni dimagi kalpana se copy me pen se apni class ki ladkiyo ki bur ke sketch bana rakhe the, yahi nahi unke niche uss bur wali ka naam bhi likh diya tha.

Unme har page par bur ka sketch banane ke baad reema ki bur, agla page, shobhna ki bur, rehana ki bur, usha ki bur....aur jis page par lka madam sabse jyada chounk gayi thi, uss page par jiski bur ka sketch bana hua tha, uske niche naam likha tha...alka madam ki bur..

Alka madam ne jaise hi ek sketch ke niche apna naam dekha to vah bahut jyada chounk gayi. Unhone turant copy ko band kar ke uske front page par student ka naam dekhne lagi aur phir gusse se chilla uthi.

Alka (gusse se)—rajj, ye tumhari copy hai ?

Raj (hadbada kar)—nnn..nahi madam..ye..ye vicky..matlab ki vikram ki copy hai..

Vikram (shocked)—(dhire se)..bhosdike, apni copy ko meri copy kyon bata raha hai ?

Alka (gusse se)—jhooth mat bolo..iss par tumhara naam likha hai..yahi karne ke liye aate ho yaha ? khade ho jao dono bench par..

Vikram (ghabra kar)—nahi madam...ye meri copy nahi hai..ye raj ki hi copy hai..

Raj—nahi madam, ye iski hi copy hai..sachchi madam meri copy nahi hai..mere baap ki kasam, agar phir bhi aap ko yakin nahi hai to usha se puch lo..

Usha (chounk kar ghoorte huye)—kkk..kyaa ?

Raj (dhire se)—usha, jaldi se madam ko bol ki ye meri nahi balki vikram ki copy hai warna tera vo video main abhi sabko dikha dunga..

Usha (ghabrate huye)—hee..ji madam..

Vikram—main sach kah raha hu madam, ye meri copy nahi hai...meri copy to vo niche wali hai, aap dekh lijiye, usme mera naam bhi likha hai..ye raj ki copy hai..

Alka (chillate huye)—suna nahi, dono khade ho jao bench par..main dekhti hu ki tum dono kaise ab exam me baithte ho ? abhi principal ke paas jati hu..

Dono kya karte, khade ho gaye bench par, uske baad alka madam ne jam kar dono ki dhunayi ki aur phir vo copy le kar gusse me class se bahar chali gayi.

Class se bahar aane ke baad...

Vikram—madarchod, bhosdike...apni copy ko meri copy bol bol ke jabran mujhe pitwa diya, ab agar exam me baithne ko nahi mila to mera baap gaand me laat maar ke mujhe ghar se nikaal dega..saale kyon kiya tune aisa ?

Raj—chup be bhosdike..mera bheja mat kha, warna abhi yahi patak ke teri gaand maar dunga, vaise bhi abhi mera mood bahut kharab hai. Bhosdi ye alka madam, samajhti kya hai apne aap ko, burchodi ke paas bur nahi hai kya ? agar maine soch kar itni mehnat se uski aur class ki sab ladkiyo ki bur ka sketch bana diya to koun sa gunaah kar diya jiske liye itni dhulayi kar di ?

Vikram (shocked)—kyaaa..bur ka sketch banaya tha tune apni copy me ?

Raj—kitni mehnat aur dimag laga kar banaya tha maine..ab iss madam ko nahi chhodunga..

Vikram—kya karega ?

Raj—agar do din ke andar iss alka madam ko choda nahi to main apna beta nahi..

“Laakh Bacha Le, Laakh Chhupa Le, AB To Phategi Iski Bhi Gaand......Bur Phat Ke Ho Jayegi Choudi, Jab Chadhega Upar Ye Chudakkad Saand”

Waah waah waah waah kya shayri kahi hai bhai ne waise ye madem to pat jayegi jldi hin waise bhi madem kuch chidchidi lag rahi h

 

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SAAND 2
UPDATE-18​

Raj—aaaahhhh....kkk..koun hai madarchoddd ?

“chataaakkkk...”

Raj ne gusse me palat kar jaise hi dekha, dekhte hi buri tarah chounk gaya....

Ab Aage.............

Raj ne jaise hi thappad padne par gusse me maarne wale ki taraf palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski sitti pitti gul ho gayi kyonki samne vaishali gusse me lal aankhen kiye, khadi use hi dekh rahi thi.

Raj (shocked)—ttt...tumm ?

Vaishali (gusse se)—kya kar raha tha ?

Raj (hadbada kar)—kkk..kuch nahi..kuch bhi to nahi..

Vaishali—abhi chappal utaar kar maarungi to tera dimag sahi ho jayega..yahi sanskar diye hain tujhe hum sabne ki raat me kisi ke kamre me taak jhaank kare ? bata sidhi tarah se ki kya dekh raha tha ?

Raj (tension)—kuch nahi..main to dadi maa ke paas ja raha tha..vo kya hai na ki mujhe akele sone me darr lag raha tha...iss kamre ki light jal rahi thi to mujhe laga ki dadi maa shayad yaha baithi hongi, bas yahi confirm karne ke liye dekh raha tha. Sachchi, aur koi baat nahi hai, kasam se..

Vaishali—jhooth bolta hai, itne chappal maarungi ki ginti bhool jayega..sharam nahi aati kisi ke room me jhaankte huye..?

Raj (sir jhukaye)—main sach bol raha hu..

Vaishali (gusse se)—chupchap jata hai apne room me ya main utaaru apni chappal ?

Iske baad bina kuch bole hi raj apne gaal sahlata hua jaldi se apne room me ghus kar andar se fauran darwaja band kar liya.

Raj (badbadate huye)—madarchod kya kya soch ke gaya tha ki dadi maa ki bur dekhunga, dadi maa ki bur to nahi dikhi ulta maar kha kar aa gaya...pata nahi iss chudail (vaishali) ko mujhse kya dushmani hai, jab dekho meri jasoosi karti rahti hai..jaane kab isse picha chhutega ? agar meri bahan nahi hoti to apne upar hath uthane wale ka hath tod ke rakh deta. Agar kahi usne subah sabko bata diya ki main raat me chinky ke room me jhaank raha tha to ? agar usne bata diya to meri to aisi taisi ho jayegi....khair, jo hoga dekha jayega, abhi lund pakad ke so jata hu, subah sabke uthne se pagle hi ghar se khisak lunga.

Yaha raj vaishali ko koste huye sone ki koshish karne laga, vahi uske room me jane ke baad vaishali kuch khadi uski iss harkat ke baare me sochti rahi.

Vaishali (mann me)—ye raj yaha kar kya raha tha ? vo room me kyon jhaank raha tha ? main jhaank kar dekhti hu, abhi pata chal jayega..

Phir vaishali ne jise hi keyhole se room ke andar jhaank kar dekha to chounk gayi, aur gusse se kabhi chinky ke room ko to kabhi raj ke room ko dekhne lagi.

Vaishali—ab samjhi ki ye kamina yaha kya kar raha tha..raj itna niche gir sakta hai, ye maine socha tak nahi tha, apni maa bahno ko aisi nazar se dekhta hai..chhee, kamine ko apna bhai kahte huye bhi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai. Aur ye chinky, iski to main subah khabar leti hu.

Kuch der aise hi gusse me badbadane ke baad vaishali apne room me chali gayi. Asal me jab raj apne room se bahar nikla tha malti ke room me jane ke liye, uss samay vaishali study karne ke baad light band kar ke just leti hi thi ki tabhi use bahar darwaje ke paas kisi ki parchhayi nazar aayi to vah utsuktavash bahar aa gayi dekhne ke liye.

Uss samay raj, chinky ke room me jhaankte huye ek hath se apna lund muthiyane me laga hua tha, jab vaishali ne ye dekha to uska dimag kharab ho gaya aur usne turant uski kanpati me apne hatho ki mohar laga di.

Agle din subah sabke uthne se pahle hi raj ghar se chala gaya, jab kafi der tak ghar vapis nahi aaya to sabke phone aane lage, phone me jab kisi ne bhi raay wali ghatna ka jikra nahi kiya to usne rahat ki saans li.

Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki uss chudail ne kisi ko kuch bataya nahi hai...ab ghar jana chahiye vaise bhi bhookh badi joro ki lag rahi hai..

Iske baad raj ghar aa gaya, sabne normally baat ki bas chinky ka chehra jarur kuch utra hua lag raha tha...jabki vaishali abhi bhi uski taraf gusse se ghoor ghoor kar dekh rahi thi. uss din se raj, vaishali ke samne kam hi aata tha.

Agar kabhi aamna samna ho bhi gaya to vaishali use khari khoti sunane me koi kasar nahi chhodti thi. jiske kaaran raj, sabke sath khana chhod kar ab apne room me hi khane laga tha.

Samay yoon hi gujarta raha, raj ke exams bhi karib aa gaye the to majbooran raj ko class attend karni pad rahi thi. magar class me bhi uska dhyan bas vaha baithi huyi ladkiyo par hi rahta tha, baithe baithe vo unki bur chodne ke baare me hi sochta rahta tha. Yaha tak ki kabhi kabhi to alka madam ki bur ke baare me bhi kalpana karne lagta tha. Baki samay jo bachta th, vo usha ko pareshan karne me nikal jata tha.

Aise hi ek din jab alka madam class le rahi thi tab sabhi students apni apni copy me likhte ja rahe the, vah jo bhi padha rahi thi, raj bhi apni copy me kuch na kuch karne me hi vyst tha. Tabhi usne dusre class ki kisi ladki ko bathroom ki taraf jate dekha to uski ankhon me chamak aa gayi.

Raj (mann me)—ye madam pata nahi kya padha rahi hain, kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai. (bathroom ki taraf jati huyi ladki ko dekh kar)..pakka ye mootne ja rahi hogi, kyon na main bhi iske piche piche jaaun, ho sakta hai ki yaha vaha se jhaankne par iski bur ke darshan ho jaye ?

Ye soch kar vo bathroom jane ka bol kar vaha se khisak gaya aur ladies toilet ke paas ja kar darwaje se taank jhaank karne laga kintu use andar jhaankne ke liye koi chhed hi nahi mil raha tha.

Raj (mann me)—areey yaar, yaha to koi hole hi nahi hai darwaje me...unn madarchodo ko bathroom ke darwajo par kam se kam ek hole to banana chahiye tha..iski maa ko chodu, ab kaha se dekhu iski bur ? haan, ek kaam karta hu, darwaje ke niche se try karta hu dekhne ki.

Phir vo jaldi se niche jhuk kar darwaje ka nichla hissa, jo ki jamin se thoda upar utha hua tha, jisse ki darwaja asani se khola ya band kiya ja sake, vaha se andar jhaankne ki koshish karne laga.

Andar jo bhi ladki thi, vo darwaje ki taraf hi munh kar ke moot rahi thi, halanki raj ko uski bur to nazar nahi aa rahi thi lekin uski bur se nikalti huyi dhaar jarur dikh rahi thi. jo ki ruk ruk kar chhull chhull kar ke nikal rahi thi.

Raj (mann me)—bhosdi ka chhull chhull karke moot nikalta bhar dikh raha hai, lekin bur ke jis chhed se ye moot nikal raha hai, vo chhed to dikh hi nahi raha hai. Iss drwaja lagaane wale ki maa ko chodu, madarchod..darwaje ko jamin se thoda aur upar karke nahi laga sakta tha ?

Abhi raj ye dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi achanak uske pichwade me kas ke ek laat padi aur vo vahi jamin par munh ke bal pasar gaya. Usne hadbada kar palat kar dekha to dekhte hi uski bolti band ho gayi.Samne gusse me laal aankhen kiye vaishali khadi thi.

Vaishali (chutki baja kar)— kya kar raha hai yaha par ?

Raj ko samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya jawab de, tabhi bathroom ka darwaja khulne ki awaz aayi to vah uth kar turant vaha se bhaag khada hua.

“kya hua, vaishali ? kis par chilla rahi thi ?” bathroom se bahar nikalte huye uss ladki ne kaha.

Vaishali (munh bana kar)—vo..kuch nahi. Smriti, .bas ek kutta tha yaha, use hi bhaga rahi thi.

Jee haan, iss ladki ka naam smriti hai, jo school ke principal ki ladki hai aur vaishali ki hi class me hai, jisko ki raj mootte huye dekh raha tha.

Smriti—ok, tu bhi jaldi se free ho ja, phir sath me chalte hain..

Smriti ko vahi rok kar vaishali bathroom me ghus gayi. Thodi ser baad dono sath me class me chali gayi, jabki raj vaha se bhaag kar canteen me ghus gaya aur cigrette phoonkne laga.

Raj (mann me)—ye chudail (vaishali) yaha bhi mujhe chain se nahi rahne degi, har jagah mere piche piche pahuch jati, meri jasoosi karte. Agar aisa hi chalta raha to apni suhagrat me main apni biwi ki bur bhi nahi chod paaunga, ye vaha bhi mere piche piche aa jayegi.

Aise hi kafi der tak vaishali ko mann hi mann kosne ke baad vah apni class me chala gaya aur usha ke bagal me baith gaya lekin jab use vaha apni copy nazar nahi aayi to chounk gaya.

Raj (dhire se)—yaha meri copy rakhi thi, kaha gayi ?

Usha—vo madam ke paas table me rakhi hai..

Raj (chounk kar)—madam ke paas ? lekin kyon aur kisne rakhi vaha ?

Usha—vo madam aaj sabki copy check kar rahi hain, tum to yaha the nahi to vikram ne tumhari copy bhi check hone ke liye madam ko de di.

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa ? maiya chud gayi..(mann me)..madarchod vicky, ye tune kya kiya ?

Usha—kya hua, aise kyon bol rahe ho ?

Raj—kuch nahi

Raj gusse se vicky ko dekhne laga, jabki alka madam sabhi students ki copies check karne me vyast thi. jaise hi raj ki copy check karne ka number aaya aur unhone use check karne ke liye khola vaise hi vo buri tarah chounk gayi, ek ke baad ek page vo kholti gayi aur phir ek page ko kholte hi unhe aur bhi jyada jhatka laga.

Raj ne har page par apni dimagi kalpana se copy me pen se apni class ki ladkiyo ki bur ke sketch bana rakhe the, yahi nahi unke niche uss bur wali ka naam bhi likh diya tha.

Unme har page par bur ka sketch banane ke baad reema ki bur, agla page, shobhna ki bur, rehana ki bur, usha ki bur....aur jis page par lka madam sabse jyada chounk gayi thi, uss page par jiski bur ka sketch bana hua tha, uske niche naam likha tha...alka madam ki bur..

Alka madam ne jaise hi ek sketch ke niche apna naam dekha to vah bahut jyada chounk gayi. Unhone turant copy ko band kar ke uske front page par student ka naam dekhne lagi aur phir gusse se chilla uthi.

Alka (gusse se)—rajj, ye tumhari copy hai ?

Raj (hadbada kar)—nnn..nahi madam..ye..ye vicky..matlab ki vikram ki copy hai..

Vikram (shocked)—(dhire se)..bhosdike, apni copy ko meri copy kyon bata raha hai ?

Alka (gusse se)—jhooth mat bolo..iss par tumhara naam likha hai..yahi karne ke liye aate ho yaha ? khade ho jao dono bench par..

Vikram (ghabra kar)—nahi madam...ye meri copy nahi hai..ye raj ki hi copy hai..

Raj—nahi madam, ye iski hi copy hai..sachchi madam meri copy nahi hai..mere baap ki kasam, agar phir bhi aap ko yakin nahi hai to usha se puch lo..

Usha (chounk kar ghoorte huye)—kkk..kyaa ?

Raj (dhire se)—usha, jaldi se madam ko bol ki ye meri nahi balki vikram ki copy hai warna tera vo video main abhi sabko dikha dunga..

Usha (ghabrate huye)—hee..ji madam..

Vikram—main sach kah raha hu madam, ye meri copy nahi hai...meri copy to vo niche wali hai, aap dekh lijiye, usme mera naam bhi likha hai..ye raj ki copy hai..

Alka (chillate huye)—suna nahi, dono khade ho jao bench par..main dekhti hu ki tum dono kaise ab exam me baithte ho ? abhi principal ke paas jati hu..

Dono kya karte, khade ho gaye bench par, uske baad alka madam ne jam kar dono ki dhunayi ki aur phir vo copy le kar gusse me class se bahar chali gayi.

Class se bahar aane ke baad...

Vikram—madarchod, bhosdike...apni copy ko meri copy bol bol ke jabran mujhe pitwa diya, ab agar exam me baithne ko nahi mila to mera baap gaand me laat maar ke mujhe ghar se nikaal dega..saale kyon kiya tune aisa ?

Raj—chup be bhosdike..mera bheja mat kha, warna abhi yahi patak ke teri gaand maar dunga, vaise bhi abhi mera mood bahut kharab hai. Bhosdi ye alka madam, samajhti kya hai apne aap ko, burchodi ke paas bur nahi hai kya ? agar maine soch kar itni mehnat se uski aur class ki sab ladkiyo ki bur ka sketch bana diya to koun sa gunaah kar diya jiske liye itni dhulayi kar di ?

Vikram (shocked)—kyaaa..bur ka sketch banaya tha tune apni copy me ?

Raj—kitni mehnat aur dimag laga kar banaya tha maine..ab iss madam ko nahi chhodunga..

Vikram—kya karega ?

Raj—agar do din ke andar iss alka madam ko choda nahi to main apna beta nahi..

“Laakh Bacha Le, Laakh Chhupa Le, AB To Phategi Iski Bhi Gaand......Bur Phat Ke Ho Jayegi Choudi, Jab Chadhega Upar Ye Chudakkad Saand”

ant majedar tha is update ka

 

[Ayanokoji kiyotaka]

Nice update with perfection.

 

[Blackpearl]

Wonderful update Bhai. Lagta hei Alka madam ki b bhajnewali hei band.