Incest SAAND 2 (Running)

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CHARACTER DESCRIPTION​

 

[Monika]

(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

(8_. Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ?

1 ans - Dealer Village in Assam State

Aisi rsam sbhi gav me ho to kitna mja aayega ..... Aisa hua to muze kuch nhi chahiye jindgi se meri ma mere sath ek hi bed pe aur mere pti ...tino ek sath...kash aisa hoto mai khushi se mr jau

2- crime petrol.
Is ka shi jvab ye hi hai


3- tulsi.
Pr is ka ek aur shi answer hai jo ki lund lamba krne ka pump hi sex krne se phile pump kro aur km se km 1houre ..... Chodna


4- muze to is ka answer nhi pta pr meri friend hai puja o krti hai maine mucha to bolti hai dusro re seal todne se acha bur me ungli kru

5- bur
Ladki chahhe jitni gori ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur kali of jati hai



6- boob(choucho)
Choucho me Areolas (is ko hindi me kya bolte hai nhi pta ) hi tn jate hai aur ful jate hai

7- exercise & betel leaf
Jitne jade exercise kroge utna hi palang todoge

8-
Muze hindi me pta nhi kya bola jata hai to is liye English me hi answer likhti hu

The future of women varies according to physical characteristics. His ugliness cannot be gauged from his appearance. But they can be known about them by looking at their parts.

9- Cockroach
Is ka answer nhi pta muze muze bta do mai apne dictionary me fit kr lungi

10- dead sea


11 - exercise aur Jelqing (सांडे का तेल)
Jada lamba aur mota land rha ho satisfaction milta hai aur sb jn uske niche hote hai

12 - dudh me viagra

13 - ye que smj nhi aaya
Answer hai (bur aur gand)

14- chudakad
Is ka answer mere pti ne diya to vhi same to same likhungi
Ladki gori ho to aadmi ki satisfaction milta hai aur sex krne me mja aata hai
Ladki kali hai to us ke mu pe rumal dal do apna kam keliapna kam bnta bhad me jaye jnta

15 - Clitoris
Yar ye hindi me nhi pta
Bur ke upar ka bhag jo ltkta rhta hai aur bur ki shan bdata hai

16- surname
Ldki chaye surname le ya na le land ka size ko bhi ho o lena hai pdta hai

17- maine kuch din phile hi pdha tha sandpur Malti ka beta bhi to sand hi hai



18- bb ki vine me dekha tha sand ka dudh
Sand ka dudh chaay me dalo aur ho...chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hai




19- cotton and potato ( cotton hi uga tha)
Kapus quki unko bhi pta hai insan chahe कहा bhi rho chudai chahiye hi chahiye o bhi soft soft bed pe is liye china ne apna dimag lgaya


20- namard नामर्द
Ye compulsory tha is liye maine Google baba ki madad li


हां, ऐसा होना मुमकिन है। लंबे वक्त तक लगातार वायग्रा लेने से इसका असर कम हो सकता है। वायग्रा तभी लें, जब इसकी जरूरत पड़े। इसे शौक का हिस्सा न बनाएं। हां, सेक्स लाइफ को ठीक रखने के लिए अपने वजन का खास ख्याल रखें। मोटापा ज्यादा होने पर कई बीमारियां साथ आती हैं, जैसे डायबीटीज, बीपी आदि।
याद रहे, प्राइवेट पार्ट में तनाव ज्यादातर खून के बहाव पर निर्भर करता है। किसी भी वजह से खून गाढ़ा हो गया या ब्लड सप्लाई करने वाली नलियां संकरी हो गईं तो स्वाभाविक रूप से खून का बहाव कम हो जाएगा और खून का बहाव कम होने से प्राइवेट पार्ट के तनाव में कमी आएगी। वैसे भी जैसे-जैसे उम्र बढ़ती है, शरीर के काम करने की रफ्तार में कमी आना स्वाभाविक है।
मिसाल के तौर पर, जिस रफ्तार से आज हम दौड़ सकते हैं, उसी रफ्तार से 10 साल बाद दौड़ना मुमकिन नहीं होगा। यही उम्र का तकाजा है। उम्र के तकाजे को दूर रखने के लिए रोज कम से कम 45 मिनट तेज रफ्तार से बिना रुके वॉक करें। रेग्युलर एक्सरसाइज और चर्बी बढ़ाने वाली चीजें कम खाने से पूरे शरीर में खून की रफ्तार सही बनी रहेगी।
Chodu style me :-
chodu gang me kisi bhi namard ke liye jga nhi hai is liye maine nhi likha chodu gang ko sirf thank chahiye


Muzse jaisa likhna hua vaisa likha Jada nhi likh skti khas kr chodu style me muze niche problem ho rhi thi likh rhi thi to
aap smj skte to I am a girl.

aasha krti hu ki mai chodu team me select ho jaungi...

 

[H.s.v.]

 

[Rk79640 (the devil😈)]

1 asam rajya me dilar gaon me
3 tulsi
8 uske boobs jyada viksit hote h aur gand jayda ubhare hue hote h
9 flat worms
10 mrit sagar
13 bur
14 kamuk
15 Clitoris
16 surname
17 naijrelia
18 chay me tadalfil tablet milakar
19 kapas
20 napunsak aur tension

 

[Rk79640 (the devil😈)]

Jabardast update anand bhai
Ab fategi sabka gand
Kyuki aa gya h maha chuddakad sanddd

 

[Rk79640 (the devil😈)]

Main apka bhut bda fan hu anand bhai
Apka kahani bhut jabardast h chahe wo sajan ho ya sand ya sand 2
Aap bhut mahan writer ho anand bhai

 

[Rk79640 (the devil😈)]

Posting for chodu gang

1 asam rajya me dilar gaon me
3 tulsi
8 uske boobs jyada viksit hote h aur gand jayda ubhare hue hote h
9 flat worms
10 mrit sagar
13 bur
14 kamuk
15 Clitoris
16 surname
17 naijrelia
18 chay me tadalfil tablet milakar
19 kapas
20 napunsak aur tension

Agar mera jawab sahi h to muje sand ke chodu gang me shamil kr dijiye

 

[Dark]

1 ans - Dealer Village in Assam State
2-
3- tulsi
4

5- pussy
6- boobs
7- exercise & betel leaf
8- The future of women varies according to physical characteristics. His ugliness cannot be gauged from his appearance. But they can be known about them by looking at their parts.

9- Cockroach
10-
11 - exercise aur Jelqing
12 - dead sea
13 - ye que smj nhi aaya
14- chudakad
15 - Clitoris
16- surname
17-
18-
19- cotton and potato ( cotton hi uga tha)

20- namard नामर्द

Baki ke ans ke liye thoda time chahiye sir dimag ghuma diya aapne

Cotton tha bhai china ne kiya thaor bhai aese to sab koi ams de dega mujhe bhi pta tha but yahan post nhi kiya

 

[Hell king]

1 ans - Dealer Village in Assam State
2-
3- tulsi
4

5- pussy
6- boobs
7- exercise & betel leaf
8- The future of women varies according to physical characteristics. His ugliness cannot be gauged from his appearance. But they can be known about them by looking at their parts.

9- Cockroach
10-
11 - exercise aur Jelqing
12 - dead sea
13 - ye que smj nhi aaya
14- chudakad
15 - Clitoris
16- surname
17-
18-
19- cotton and potato ( cotton hi uga tha)

20- namard नामर्द

Baki ke ans ke liye thoda time chahiye sir dimag ghuma diya aapne

You are very smart

 

[Faishal Iqbal]

Aala bahut Aala zabardast super aapna saand wapas aagaya

 

[Ahamdeepo]

SAAND 2
UPDATE-27​

MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....

Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....

Ab Aage.............

Uss samay damini apne ghar (govt quarter) me thi aur apni maa aur shashi se raat ki ghatna par baate kar rahi thi, jab unn dono ne damini ke munh se raj ke jinda hone ki baat suni to vah dono bhi shocked rah gayi.

Revti (shocked)—kyaa, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ?

Shashi (hairan)—haan didi...jarur aapko dhokha hua hoga..ye nahi ho sakta..raj sir ko to mare huye bahut saal ho gaye hain aur ye baat to poora india janta hai..

Damini—main sach kah rahi hu..jitni hairani tum dono ko ho rahi hai sun kar, usse jyada hairani to mujhe bhi huyi thi jab maine unhe dekha to ? meri aankhe itna bada dhokha nahi kha sakti..

Shashi—phir to aapne jarur unki shakal surat se milte julte admi ko dekha hoga...maine suna hai ki ek hi admi ki shakal ke saat log hote hain duniya me, ye bhi unhi me se koi hoga..bhala murda bhi kabhi jinda hota hai ?

Revti—mujhe bhi iss baat par yakin nahi ho raha beti...kyonki agar ye sach hota to tu khud hi soch ki raj ji itne salo tak apne marne ki khabar sunne ke baad bhi sabki nazro se door rahe ?

Damini—ab main tum dono ko kaise yakin dilaaun ...? pahle mujhe bhi shak hua tha, main bhi aisa hi kuch soch rahi thi..apni aankhon ke samne raj sir ko dekhne ke baad bhi mujhe vishwas nahi ho raha tha..lekin phir kuch aisa hua ki na chahte huye bhi mujhe iss par vishwas karna hi pada..

Shashi—kyon, aisa kya ho gaya tha didi ?

Damini—agar main ye maan bhi lu ki maine jise dekha, vo raj nahi balki unka koi humshakal hai ye koi sanyog ho sakta hai par vahi awaz, vahi baat karne ka tarika, raj sir ke unhi dosto ka unke paas milna aur sabse badi baat ki unki vahi family ka bhi unke sath milna, yaha tak ki unka naam raj hi hona..itni sab baate to sirf sanyog nahi ho sakti na ? inhi sab baato ke kaaran maine samajha ki ye koi aur nahi balki vahi sp raj sir hi hain..iske baad bhi tum dono kya kahogi, meri aankho ka dhokha ?

Revti (hairan)—ajeeb baat hai..

Shashi—ab to aapne mujhe bhi sochne par vivash kar diya didi ...

Revti—lekin vo itne din tak the kaha aur sabke samne kyon nahi aaye ?

Damini—ye to main nahi janti maa..agli baar jab unse milungi tab jarur puchungi..

Shashi—didi, unhe yaha ghar par bulana na..

Damini—hmmm

Damini subah bhi hospital gayi thi raj se milne kintu tab tak raj hospital se discharge ho kar ghar ja chuka tha lihaza vah chodu gang se mil kar vapis duty par chali gayi.

Vahi dusri taraf iron man aur sorbobhuk ke puchne par jab prem pujari ne bataya ki MLA, abhay ka sala hai to sunkar dono chounk gaye

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaa ?

Prem pujari—haan yaar..isiliye to tension aur badh gayi hai..

Sorbobhuk—ye to tension wali baat hi hai..

Iron man—iska matlab ki jis abhay se bachane ke liye hum sabko yaha laye the, ab iss MLA ke jariye use pata chal jayega ki raj ki family yaha par hai..aur phir se vahi uska lafda chalu ho jayega..sala na jane ab kya karega ?

Sorbobhuk—iska matlab ki ab raj aur uski family par khatra pahle se kahi jyada hoga ?

Prem pujari—hmmm

Sorbobhuk—phir to hame jald se jald apni chodu team me kuch logo ko bharti karna chahiye bhai..

Iron man—karna to chahiye lekin kaise ? problem to phir vahi aa kar ruk jati hai na bhai..

Prem pujari—iss samasya ka ab to sirf ek hi upay hai hamare paas...

Dono—kyaa ?

Prem pujari—hame apne purane raj ko ek baar phir se jinda karna hoga..

Iron man—main kuch samjha nahi..

Sorbobhuk—lekin raj ab hai kaha jo hum use jinda karenge bhai ?

Iron man—kahi tumhara ishara..?

Prem pujari—hmmm...main apne hi raj ki baat kar raha hu..hame use duniya ke samne purana vahi sp raj bana kar samne lana hoga...

Sorbobhuk—nahii..nahii..isme bahut risk hai...khas kar ke raj ki jaan ko bahut khatra ho sakta hai isme..

Prem pujari—sirf yahi ek upay hai hamare paas ab..use raj ke roop me samne laate hi use phir se apni vahi power mil jayengi aur tab hum saralta se apni team me naye log shamil kar sakte hain..

Iron man—lekin ye hoga kaise ? iske liye to hame raj ko taiyar karna hoga aur use vo sab batana hoga jo aaj tak hum sab usse chhupate aaye hain..

Prem pujari—ek na ek din to use sab pata chalna hi hai...ab jabki abhay ko sabke yaha hone ki khabar milegi tab to sabki jaan khatre me pad jayegi aur hum kuch nahi kar payenge..usse achcha hoga ki hum khud hi use sab bata de..

Iron man—lekin bhai, tumne ye kaise soch liya ki hum iss raj ko uss purane raj ki jagah khada kar denge aur koi use pahchanega nahi ? uss raj aur iss raj ki age me dharti aasman ka fark hai bhai ?

Sorbobhuk—damini madam ne bhi to nahi pahchan payi bhai, ye kyon bhool rahe ho bhai ?

Iron man—damini madam nahi pahchan payi to iska ye matlab thode hi hai ki aur koi nahi pahchan payega ya iss par kisi ka dhyan jayega hi nahi ? aur bhai, damini ke na pahchan sakne ke piche kuch kaaran the. Ek, iss raj aur uss raj ki shakal ek jaisi hona, dusra, hamara taha raj ke paas milna, teesra, iss raj ka naam bhi raj hona..choutha, uss raj ki family ka iss raj ke pass milna. Aur sabse mukhya kaaran ye tha jiski vajah se damini ka dhyan raj ki age ki taraf nahi gaya, vo ye tha ki damini ne raj ko raat me dekha tha, vo bhi tab jab vo behad ghayal halat me unhe mila tha..aise me uska poora dhyan raj ki shakal dekhte hi use turant hospital pahuchane par tha.

Prem pujari—iska upay bhi maine soch liya hai bhai...

Sorbobhuk—kya ?

Prem pujari—bhai, jab make up ke jariye young kamal hasan ko hindustani aur chachi 420 movie me old age ka dikha sakte hain to kya hum apne raj ko thodi jyada age ka nahi dikha sakte..?

Iron man—kya raj iske liye taiyar hoga ? aur uski family se kya kahenge ?

Prem pujari—hum raj ko padhne ke liye videsh bhejne ki baat karenge..

Sorbobhuk—vo kabhi nahi bhejenge ?

Prem pujari—jab unhe vaishali aur raj ke sath huyi farm house ki asli ghatna aur MLA-abhay ke sambandho ka pata chalega, tab bhi nahi kya ?

Sorbobhuk—to kya hame uss ghatna ke baare me sab batana padega ?

Iron man—batana to padega hi..tabhi vo raj ko bhejenge..

Prem pujari—to phir theek hai, kal hum raj se baat karenge iss baare me..kyonki farm house me huyi ghatna ne ye sabit kar diya ki iss raj me vo sabhi gun hain jo hamare uss raj me the.

Agle din raj khud hi hospital pahuch gaya, jaha use saari baate pata chali, tab usne chodu team me bharti karne ke liye ek quiz contest taiyar kiya.

Note : Niche diye gaye question me se kam se kam 15 sawalo ke jawab dena anivarya hai, jisme se antim question sabhi ke liye compulsory hai. Agar koi jyada sawalo ke jawab dena chahe to de sakta hai, sabse adhik sahi jawab dene wale 10 candidates ko chodu team me shamil hone ka medal diya jayega.


(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?

(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?

(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?

(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?

(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?

(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?

(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?

(8_. Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?

(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?

(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?

(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?

(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?

(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ?

(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?

(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?

(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?

(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?

(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?

(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?

(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ?

Agli subah jab vo police station ja rahi thi, tabhi raste me achanak kuch logo ne use gher liya.

Ye shetty ke hi admi the, jinhe usne damini ko pakad kar laane ke liye bheja tha, choonki damini ne unhe farm house par dekha tha isliye vah fauran samajh gayi.

Damini—kya badatmizi hai ye ? tum logo ne mera rasta kyon roka aur apni ye khatara hatao samne se ?

Admi 1—jyada bahas nahi..chal chupchap baith ja hamari gadi me..

Damini—chupchap apni gadi hata lo samne se warna....

Admi 2—bhai, ye to ulta hame dhamki de rahi hai...hahahaha

Admi 1—pakad lo Sali ko...

Uske baad vo sabhi damini par jhapat pade, halanki damini ne unme se kuch ko to apni laat ghoonso se adhmara kar hi diya tha lekin itne logo ka akeli kab tak samna karti..unhone pakad kar jabardasti use apni gadi me daal kar vaha se chale gaye..aur use le ja kar MLA ke samne patak diya...

Apne samne MLA ko dekh kar vah thoda ghabra gayi, vo achchi tarah samajh chuki thi ki vah kis tarah ka admi hai, use apni izzat lutne ka darr satane laga tha.

Damini (tezi se)—iss tarah mujhe yaha jabardasti laane ka kya matlab hai MLA sahab ?

MLA—ssssss..chup...yaha mere alawa kisi ko ooncha bolne ki ijazat nahi hai..tujhe maine apne bete ke qatil ko pakadne ke liye ek din ka time diya tha...aaj uss baat ko 36 ghante hone ko aaye hain.. bata kaha hai mere bete ka qatil ?

Damini—police apna kaam kar rahi ...jald hi vo pakda jayega sir...

MLA—maine tujhe ek din ka time dete samay kaha tha na ki agar 24 ghante me mere bete ke qatil ko nahi pakad payi to main tujhe nangi kar ke apne bistar me apne niche sulaunga..tu to apna vada poora nahi kar saki, lekin ab main apna vada jarur poora karunga..

Damini (piche hatte huye)—maine aisa koi vada nahi kiya tha sir...

MLA—tune nahi kiya to kya hua, commissioner ne to kiya tha aur ye case tujhe diya tha..uss din tu mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi na,,ab dekh main kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur phadta hu..mujhe tamiz sikhane chali thi tu..Sali do koudi ki randi...

MLA ko apni taraf badhte dekh vah samajh gayi ki ab uski izzat khatre me hai, vah palat kar tezi se darwaje ki taraf bhagi kintu darwaja to pahle hi shetty ke admi bahar se band kar chuke the, ab damini samajh chuki thi ki vah MLA ke shikanje me buri tarah se phans chuki hai.

MLA—bhag aur bhag...yaha se bhag kar ab tu kahi nahi ja sakti...ab teri bur ko phatne se koi nahi bacha sakta....

Damini (gigidate huye)—pls sir..mujhe jane dijiye...apni uss din ki galti ke liye main aapse mafi mangti hu..pls sir..

MLA—galti ki hai to uski saza bhi bhogni hi padegi...chal jaldi se apne kapde utar kar nangi hoti hai ya phir ye shubh kaam bhi mujhe hi karna padega..?

Damini—pls..sir..mujhe jane do..pls...

MLA—Sali tu aise nahi manegi...main hi ab tujhe nangi karta hu..aaj se ab tu meri rakhail ban ke rahegi...

Damini ghabra kar kamre me idhar udhar bhagne lagi, cheeze utha utha kar uske upar phenkne lagi, magar vo kab tak havash ke bhookhe bhediye se bach pati, akhir me usne use daboch hi liya.

MLA ne pakad kar use apne bistar par gira diya aur khud uske upar chadh baitha..damini kisi par kate pankshi ki tarah uske niche chhatpatane lagi.

Damini—aaaahhh...mahiiii...chhod do mujhe...aaaaaa.....bachaooo...nahiiiii

MLA—ab bhag kaha bhagegi ? tere doodh to vardi ke upar se bahut bade bade lag rahe hain... unhe nange kar ke dekhu to jara, kaise dikhte hain ?

Damini—chhod do mujhe..kamine...warna tu jinda nahi bachega...aaaahhhhh

MLA—koun maarega mujhe, tu..hahaha ?

Damini—aaaahhh...vahi jisne tere sapole bete ko mara hai....lagta hai ki tere bhi papo ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....tu bhi apne bete ki tarah kutte ki mout mara jayega...aaaaaaa

MLA—mujhe maarne wala koi paida nahi hua samjhi...iss shahar ka bhagwan main khud hu.. sabki kismat likhta aur mitata hu...poora shahar mere naam se that thar kaampta hai, isliye tu meri chhod aur apni bur ki soch jo aaj mere lund se phategi....

Damini (rote huye)—nahiiiii...aaaaaa.....nahiiiii

MLA ne ek jhatke me damini ki shirt phad di...bra me chhupe huye uske doodh ki golaaiyan dekh kar shetty ke munh se laar tapakne lagi. Vo bra ke upar se uske doodh pakadne hi wala tha ki damini ne uski dono taango ke beech me kas ke laat jama di.

MLA kuch der ke liye vahi apna lund pakad ke lot pot hone laga, mouka milte hi damini uski giraft se azad ho gayi aur jaldi se apna phata hua shirt apne badan me lapet kar bistar se niche utar gayi.

Damini (gusse me)—tu apne aap ko iss shahar ka bhagwan samajhata hai na ? tu kya samajhta hai ki tujhe koi maar nahi sakta ? tujhe bhi vahi maarega jisne tere bete ko mara hai..aur haan, main achchi tarah se janti hu ki tere bete ko kisne mara hai..ab teri bari hai..

MLA—aaaaa...koun hai vo ? main use jinda nahi chhodunga...

Damini (gusse me)—jisne bhi tere bete ko mara hai, uska naam sunte hi tu apni pant me moot maarega..

MLA bhi ab tak kuch sambhal chuka tha, damini ki baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama utha aur ek baar phir se usne use daboch liya..

MLA (gusse se)—(damini ke baal nochte huye)..bata bhosdi..koun hai vo..jise apni mout ka darr nahi hai ? koun hai jisne mere bete ko maar kar apni maa bahan chudwana chahta hai mujhse ?

Damini—aaaaahhh...tu to ab gaya MLA..ab to vo teri biwi aur betiyo ko chodega...aur tu kuch nahi kar payega...aaaaaaa

MLA—chataaakkk...Sali..bata koun hai mere bete ka hatyara ?

Damini—tu janna hi chahta hai to sun...vo.. SAAND..hai...

MLA—saand...koun saand ? iss city me mujhse bada saand koi nahi hai...uska naam bata...

Damini—vahi saand,,jiske naam se Black star ki bhi phat jati thi.....SP Raj urf avinash rathod.. urf saand.....

MLA (shocked)—kyaaaaaa...? lekin...lekin..lekin..vo to...vo to....

Damini—kyon phat gayi na teri bhi naam sunte hi..hihihi ? jab black star ki phat sakti hai to tu kis khet ki mooli hai...aaaaaaaaaaaa

MLA—Sali tu mujhe chutiya banati hai..poori duniya janti hai ki vo mar chuka hai...ab teri bur nahi bachegi..Sali kutiya..mujhe chodna sikhati hai..

MLA ne ek baar phir se uski shirt ko jabardasti nikal kar door phenk diya aur uske pair ke upar baith kar dono hath pakad liye aur apne daanto se uski pant ki chain khol kar chaddi ke upar se hi damini ki bur chatne laga...

Damini—aaaaaaahhh..nahiii...chhod mujhe...nahiiiiii

Phir agle hi pal usne uski pant bhi utar phenki...ab damini uske samne chaddi aur bra me asahay padi chilla rahi thi..MLA uski chaddi utarne hi wala tha ki tabhi kuch tootne ki jor ki awaz aayi.

MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..

“tadaaakkkkkkk”

MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?
“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Shahar Me Maha Chudakkad Saand”

Update abhi beech me complete nahi hai...

Zabardast update Sir ji... Maza aa gaya....“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Shahar Me Maha Chudakkad Saand”...
Kya dialogues hai.. bhai... Super update...
Ab MLA ke ghar ki Sbhi bur fategi... Maza aayega....waiting for next update...