Series- SAAND_02_CGET Maximum Marks :69 Time:- 69 min. GENERAL INSTRUCTION for all CHODU'S:- Answer any 15 que. And remember last one is compulsory.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swale google kiya to uttar Dealer Village aaya jo Assam State mai hai. Jeska mtlab ki beti ki shuhag-raate se pahle sasu ki daamade-raat mane jati hai. In short pahle sasu ki pitch par bating karni hai...aur uske baad beti ke saath bande kamre mai 20-20 .Ye jankari to sab ko pata hai(by google devta).
Math or Physics ki tarah ek baar yaha bhi ye situatin assume kare to kare tooh,
Maa kasam kitna maza aae jaha, jayadtar jagah sasu shadi se pahle hone wale daamad ka naak pakadti hai wahi, yaha sasu apne hone wale daamad ka lund pakadeti hai.
Aur phir puri raat sasu or dammad chudai karte hai...aur eska pata sab ko hota hai. Imagin karo subh jab daamad aur sasu kamre se bahare aate hai...tab sasur saamne khada ho..aur aap usko dekha kar apni sasu ki chuchi pakade...aur apne sasur se kahe ...ki sasur ji chuchiya to aapne kich kich par badi kardi...par thoda bur ke baal bhi saaf karo...agli baar jab mai , sasu maa ko chodu tab inki chute ek dum saaf honi chahiye...wo kya hai na jhato mai bur chodne ka maza nahi aata. Aur aapki es baat par sasur, haste huve kahai ki ...jesa aap chaho damade ji...apka hukum sir aakho par...agli baar mai khude eski bur ke baal kaate duga..taaki aapko chodne mai koe dikate na ho.
Aur ye sab baate aapki hone wali biwi sune rahi ho...aur phire vo dhire se apni maa ko puche ....maa kisa laga maire hone wale balmaa ka lund.
Aur apni beti ki es baat par sasu mushkara kar kahe...bhoute jor daar...sach batao to kamar tode kar rakh di..damad ji ne. Damad ji ke lund k aage teri bapu ka lund to nuni lage, mai to ye soch rahi ho jab vo tujhe chodege tab tera kya haal hoga...mai to jhel gae par pata nahi tu jhel paegi ya nahi.
Aur phire aap... apni sasu aur hone wali biwi ke piche jakar ...dono ki gaand dabae aur kahe ki Sasu maa chinta mate karo...aapki hi beti hai..jab aap jhel gae to ye bhi jhel legi..aur phire kal shadi hone k baad mai aapko aur aapki beti ko ek saath choduga...aur dono ki gaand aur bur fhadee kar rakh dunga.
Aur ess baat par aapka sasur...haste huve bole...Damade ji , thoda raham kijega.. warna aage ki zindagi mujhe keval hasthmaithun kar ke hi bitane padega.
Jes par aap kuch bole..uss se pahle aapki sasu bole pade ki...vo to aapko bitani padegi he..kyuki mai to ab se sirf maire damade ji ka hi lund lungi..kyuki inhone mujhe bataya ki lund kya hita hai..aur aaj se maire bur mai sirf yahi lund jaega...samjhe
Aur apni sasu ki baat par aap uski gaand daba kar bolo...ki sasu maa gaand ka kya khayal hai
Aur aapki es harkate par aap ki sasu sharma jae...aur dhire se kahe...ki vo bhi aapki hi hai..jab mann kare marlijega
Aur phire aap kaho..mann to abhi ka hai..aur ye kah kar aap apni sasu ko wapas kamre mai le jae..aur usse bed par letai..aur jab aap kamre ka darwaja bande karne k liye mudde to dekhe ki aapki hone wali biwi bhi kamre mai aa gae hai...aur vo ess time gate bande kar rahi hai.
Aur phire aap dono maa beti ko ek saath chode..unki gaand aur bur dono ko chod chod kar fhade kar rakh de...aur aapki chudai ki awaaz sun kar gate k bahar aapka sasur apna lund masaleta rahjae.
Esa scene imagin kar ke he man kar raha hai...ki assam ja kar shadi karlu..kyuki assam is awesome yaar.
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni beti ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ? Ans. Es ka answer na pata mujhe...wese agar eska ulta hota to maza aata...ki baap ke saamne damade uski beti ki seal thode...aur baap vo khune apne haatho se saaf kare...par khambakte esa ho na saka.
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swaal google kiya to answer aaya ki tulsi ka pata hai. My Chodu point of view:- Ab aata hu maire chodu point of view par...ab se parsh mai condom ho ya na ho tulsi ka pata jarure hoga..wo kya hai nai kya pata kabhi jackpot lag jaae aur kise ki chutee chodne ka moka mile jae..to agli ko koe sikayate na rahe.
Conclusion:- Wese andar itni hawas bhari hai ki...ladkiya kahti hai ...ki hume ghuro mate..warna tum aakho se hi pregnet kar doge...ye society ka tam jham na hota na to... Aanya aur ki kasam ...Sab ki maa chode dete...ek ek ki bur ka bum bhosda kar dete.
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ? Ans. Hawaspur ki report 69 ke anusaar, Jene ladkiyo ke pass Son-Sadhan ki kami hoti hai, vo apni chudase ko mitani ki kosis mai majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar hi so jati hai. Yaha dhyaan dene layak baat jo es report mai mention hai vo ye hai ki, ️Yaha son word ka mtlab hai jes ladki ke pass RAJ u/f humare SAAND jesa son nahi ho. ️Aur yaha Sadhan word ka mtlab hai..na loki, na gazar aur na hi Khera aur na hi belen. Hence, it is clear that jab kise ladki ke pass in son-sadhno ki kami ho to vo majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar so jati hai.
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai maine ye swale google kiya par mujhe koe jawab nahi mila. Es liye jo ab tke maine apni Sexshikao se sekha uske aadhar par mai eska answer duga. According to My Sexshikao, Ladki chahe dudh ki tarah safed ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur aur gaand ka ched failne lagta hai..aur samye k saath vo fhul jata hai. Dusra parivartane , uske rang mai aata hai...jese sher ki naak uski umar batati hai...usse tarike se ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand ke ched ka rang ye batata hai ki vo kitne chudi hai. ● Note 1:- Ye jaruri nahi ki har ladki ki bur ka rang chodne par dhere dhere kala ho jae...ye aapki skin tone par depend karta hai..par ha ye 100% sach hai ki rang fhika to jarure padega. ●Note 2:- Gaand ke ched par aapke skin tone ka ghanta fharake padeta hai...Agar ladkiya gaand marwaegi to 101% unki gaand ka rang kala hoga. (Yadhi sandhe ho to pornhub par bhoute saare documentirs hai...jes mai laakho sexhikao ne ye sandhe mitane k liye..din raat ki kadi mehnate ki hai...aap une documentries ko dekho...mai dawe se kahe sakta hu aapke sabhi if or but clear ho jaege)
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ? Ans. According to Hawaspur, Es ka answer hai chuche..aur ese karn chucho ko biology mai "Horny nipples" kahte hai. Es phenomenon ko he Chudas effect kahte hai.
Note 1:- Jes tarah chudase chadne par aadmi ka ling apni aukate par aa jata hai..usse tarah chudase chadne par ladkiyo ke chuche apni aukaate par aa jate hai..aur tane kar bade ho jate hai. Note 2:- Ye prikiriya aadmiyo mai bhi hoti hai...par unmai es ka aaar itna kam hota hai...jese karne , hum ese neligilble kar sakte hai.
(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ? Ans. According Google, Jes jes bur mai 1 hafte tke betel leaf ki patiyo ki dala kar rakha jae to uska ched pahle ke comparison mai tight ho jata hai. Aur aaj kal himari sexshika , Documentries banane ke karn rojj raat ko sone se pahle... apni karm bhumi par betal leaf ki cream lagati hai...taaki hume documentries dekhne mai koe dekate na ho...unki ye mahanta dekh kar maire to lund se pani bahne laga.
According to SAAND-SAHITA, Jes jes bur mai SAAND ka lund ghusta hai...vo chute chae jetni dheli ho..saand k lund k aage ..vo tight ho jati hai...par bichari ko pata nahi chaar dine ki kasawate hai, Ek baar SAAND ne chode diya to phire to ZINDAGI bhar ki Dhilawate hai.
(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ? Ans. Lanate hai humare mardangi par agar hum chudasi ladki ko na pahchane paae...Evolution sirf bahar huva hai andar se aaj bhi sabhi JAANWAR hai...agar hum logo ka bass chale na ...dekh kar ghabin kar de ladkiyo ko...aur wese bhi andar itni hawas bhari padi hai ki....dur se ladki ko dekh kar pata karle ki ye Chudakkad hai ya nahi...kyuki Koe ladki janam se chudakade na hoti...usse chudakkad bannane mai kae ladko ka Haath aur Lund hota hai...aur usse haath ke nissane usski Chahti par aur usse lund ke nisshan uski gaand par hote hai.
Jes Karn ye dono ange hi hadh se jayada bahar nikle huwe hote hai.
Aur jes tarah kachre ke dher mai, ek Kutta khane wali chizz khozz leta hai thik usse tarike se...ek aadmi chudasi ladkiyo ko dhune leta hai. Ese karne to ladkiya kahti hai " All mans are dog."
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ? Ans. According to google, Cockroch jo hai vo sir kaatne k baade bhi hafto tke , zinda rahta hai. Aur earthworm jo hoti hai, unhe jaha se kata jae, wo part hi sir ki tarah kaam karta hai. Par esa ek bhi jeev macroscopic level par na mila jes ka sir wapas uske sharire se jude jaae. Ese liye ye question out of syallbus hai...hume eske extra marks chahiye. Ek minute..Chodu mode on Chodu mode mai mujhe ek esa jeev nazar aa raha hai..jes ka sir kaatne par vo marta nahi balki wapas apne sharir se jude jata hai....Aur ye Jeev....har Lunddhari ke roop mai mujhe nazar aa raha hai...Jes mai har Lund ka sir kise yoni ya gaand mai jata hai...jaha charamsukh paane par...vo lunddhari ka lund apna prasaad waha chode kar wapas apne sharire se aakar jude jata hai.
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ? Ans. Eska answer google kiya to mrit saagar...bole to dead sea answer aaya..par jaha koe machhli ho hi na.. waha apna lund lejakar mai kya karu...so dead sea jana cancel. (11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ? Ans. Eska uttar hai , sarso ka tel gharam kar ke usko lund par lagao...aur phire muthh maro...1 saal k darmaya lund itna mota aur lambha ho jae ga ki ...chudai mai maza aae ga. Mota aur lamba lund hone ka pahla fayada hai ki Har position mai...chudai karne mai maza aaega. Aur ek fayada aur ye hai ki lund khada hone ka ahsaas ladkiyo ko durr se hi kara sakte hai...vo kya hai na ladkiyo ka favourite fruit hota hai banana...kyuki agar banana ko sahi tarike se gharam kiya to ..kela lene mai unko maza Aaega..aur wahi groundnut ladkiyo ko biklul bhi pasand nahi hai..kyuki groundnut ko kitne bui gharam karlo ...jayada gharam hote hi vo...kise kaam ki nahi rahti. (12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Es question k 3 possible answer hai , es karn teeno answer niche likhe hue hai,
According to google, Dead sea ladki ko pilao...ye natural vigra ki tarah kaam karta hai...es ke extra dose pene ke baade ladki khude taang phela kar beth jaae.
According to Sexshika's, Eska utaar simple hai...ek to pyaar ki nishani pila do...bole to cum ..vo usse pe kar aur chudasi ho jae gi...aur phire aap unke saath ek round aur kar sakte ho...es process ko jab tke repeat kare jab tke aapka mann na bhar jaae...aur jab mann bhar jaae to apan paani unke chucho aur muhh par chode de...esa karne par process puri ho jae gi.
According to BDSM-Shahita, Aap ladki ko pahle je bhar ke chodu..uske baade usse ghutno ke bal betha do...aur uske sammne jakar usske upar apni pichkari chode do...es pichkari ki daar uske muhh par hone chahiye...jese vo ghat ghat kar k pile..aur jo rah jae...usse usko golden shower mile jaae.
(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ? Ans. Mujhe to burr lage rahi hai...baaki pata nahi...Kyuki agar bur hai...to mazze hai baaki...chara ho ya bechara apan ko kya...apne ko to sirf chodne se mtlab hai.
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ? Ans.Dekho hum, discrimination nahi karte...humara mane na hai ki Ladki chahiye ho jese, Bur bus uski hone chahiye chodne jesi Aur wese bhi, showroom sab ka alag hota hai godaam to sab ka ek sa hai. Aur humko showroom se kya lena dena.. esli maal to godaam mai hota hai. Agar personality ke hissab se bolu to, japanese type hoti hai na...wese aawaz nikalne wali ho...to aur maza aata hai.
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Kahte hai ki unki chutee ko chaatne se aur chuchiyo ko chussne se ladkiya chudasi ho jati hai...wese ANALMOM naam ki series mai humari Sexshika ne dekhaya tha ki gaand ka ched chatne se bhi ladkiya chuasi ho jati hai.
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ? Ans. Eska sahi answer hai, surname kyuki...agar uske pati ka chota hai..to uske es dukh ko durr karne k liye SAAND jese devar kab kaam aaege. Jab pati ke saamne, uski patni ko chodu...aur uska pati khude aapka josh ye kah kar badhae ki ...aaur tezz chodu meri biwi ko....to ketty perry ki kasam maza aa jae. (17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ? Ans. Eska answer niche diya gaya hai, According to google, Nigeriya ki ek mahila ne , insaan ki jagah ek jaanwar ko janam diya tha.
But jese waha ke aadmiyo ke lund hote hai...mujhe to ye lagta hai...hawas se bhare bhoute saare jaanwar waha ghum rahe hai. According to SAAND-SAHITA, Ye desh india hi hai, jaha Malti naam ki ek aurat ne insaan ki jagah SAAND jese janwar ko janam diya hai...jesne Bade ho kar bina kise bhed-bhaav ke sab ki ek tarah hi Fhade kar rakh di...ese mahan mata ko maire tarf se 51 mutho ka Salam.
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ? Ans. According to Hawas-pedia , Es Chaay ki pati, Kala ghoda..Safed Ghoda hoti hai...wah es Chaay mai Flibanserin naam ki dawai ki 5 drop ko dala kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jayada chudasi ho...chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain...es dawai ke asar ke karn vo apne sage baap se chude jaae..vo bhi taang phela kar...aur kise ke lund ki too kya baat hai. Es k ese ghatak results ke karn , ye medicien sirf black market mai bikti hai vo bhi lakho mai...aur normal roop se ye ban hai.
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ? Ans. Google karen par pata chala ki cotton ka poudha tha. According to Tharak-Sahita, Outer space mai cotton hona hi nahi chaiye..sab ko nude hi hona Chahiye...esa rule hona chahiye ki outer space mai koe khapde na pahne...es liye jo earth pai hai na...roti..kapda..makaan Usse tarike se outer space mai, Roti...Chudai...aur Chudai hone Chahiye ki jes ka jab mann ho jese chaho chode lo...sab open mai intemate kare...imazine kar ke lund khada ho gaya...sach mai agar esa nazara saamne ho to..muhh se ek hi baat nikle...waah kya seen hai.
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? Ans. According to Tharak-pedia, Jes aadmi ka lund pahle se khada ho...vo Chahiye viyagara khae ya shilajit...uska lund khada nahi hoga...kyuki vo pahle se khada hai. According to Chodu mode,
Aadmi ka Lund, Na rishta dekhta hai, Na Samaye dekhta hai aur Na hi Umar. Es karne jab koe ladki uske saamne ho to uss ke aakarshan ke karne aadmi ka lund khada rahta hai...wahi jab koe ladki saamne na ho to uski yaade mai khada rahta hai....Par rahta humesha khada hai.
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Series- SAAND_02_CGET Maximum Marks :69 Time:- 69 min. GENERAL INSTRUCTION for all CHODU'S:- Answer any 15 que. And remember last one is compulsory.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swale google kiya to uttar Dealer Village aaya jo Assam State mai hai. Jeska mtlab ki beti ki shuhag-raate se pahle sasu ki daamade-raat mane jati hai. In short pahle sasu ki pitch par bating karni hai...aur uske baad beti ke saath bande kamre mai 20-20 .Ye jankari to sab ko pata hai(by google devta).
Math or Physics ki tarah ek baar yaha bhi ye situatin assume kare to kare tooh,
Maa kasam kitna maza aae jaha, jayadtar jagah sasu shadi se pahle hone wale daamad ka naak pakadti hai wahi, yaha sasu apne hone wale daamad ka lund pakadeti hai.
Aur phir puri raat sasu or dammad chudai karte hai...aur eska pata sab ko hota hai.
Imagin karo subh jab daamad aur sasu kamre se bahare aate hai...tab sasur saamne khada ho..aur aap usko dekha kar apni sasu ki chuchi pakade...aur apne sasur se kahe ...ki sasur ji chuchiya to aapne kich kich par badi kardi...par thoda bur ke baal bhi saaf karo...agli baar jab mai , sasu maa ko chodu tab inki chute ek dum saaf honi chahiye...wo kya hai na jhato mai bur chodne ka maza nahi aata.
Aur aapki es baat par sasur, haste huve kahai ki ...jesa aap chaho damade ji...apka hukum sir aakho par...agli baar mai khude eski bur ke baal kaate duga..taaki aapko chodne mai koe dikate na ho.
Aur ye sab baate aapki hone wali biwi sune rahi ho...aur phire vo dhire se apni maa ko puche ....maa kisa laga maire hone wale balmaa ka lund.
Aur apni beti ki es baat par sasu mushkara kar kahe...bhoute jor daar...sach batao to kamar tode kar rakh di..damad ji ne. Damad ji ke lund k aage teri bapu ka lund to nuni lage, mai to ye soch rahi ho jab vo tujhe chodege tab tera kya haal hoga...mai to jhel gae par pata nahi tu jhel paegi ya nahi.
Aur phire aap... apni sasu aur hone wali biwi ke piche jakar ...dono ki gaand dabae aur kahe ki Sasu maa chinta mate karo...aapki hi beti hai..jab aap jhel gae to ye bhi jhel legi..aur phire kal shadi hone k baad mai aapko aur aapki beti ko ek saath choduga...aur dono ki gaand aur bur fhadee kar rakh dunga.
Aur ess baat par aapka sasur...haste huve bole...Damade ji , thoda raham kijega.. warna aage ki zindagi mujhe keval hasthmaithun kar ke hi bitane padega.
Jes par aap kuch bole..uss se pahle aapki sasu bole pade ki...vo to aapko bitani padegi he..kyuki mai to ab se sirf maire damade ji ka hi lund lungi..kyuki inhone mujhe bataya ki lund kya hita hai..aur aaj se maire bur mai sirf yahi lund jaega...samjhe
Aur apni sasu ki baat par aap uski gaand daba kar bolo...ki sasu maa gaand ka kya khayal hai
Aur aapki es harkate par aap ki sasu sharma jae...aur dhire se kahe...ki vo bhi aapki hi hai..jab mann kare marlijega
Aur phire aap kaho..mann to abhi ka hai..aur ye kah kar aap apni sasu ko wapas kamre mai le jae..aur usse bed par letai..aur jab aap kamre ka darwaja bande karne k liye mudde to dekhe ki aapki hone wali biwi bhi kamre mai aa gae hai...aur vo ess time gate bande kar rahi hai.
Aur phire aap dono maa beti ko ek saath chode..unki gaand aur bur dono ko chod chod kar fhade kar rakh de...aur aapki chudai ki awaaz sun kar gate k bahar aapka sasur apna lund masaleta rahjae.
Esa scene imagin kar ke he man kar raha hai...ki assam ja kar shadi karlu..kyuki assam is awesome yaar.
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni beti ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ? Ans. Es ka answer na pata mujhe...wese agar eska ulta hota to maza aata...ki baap ke saamne damade uski beti ki seal thode...aur baap vo khune apne haatho se saaf kare...par khambakte esa ho na saka.
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swaal google kiya to answer aaya ki tulsi ka pata hai. My Chodu point of view:- Ab aata hu maire chodu point of view par...ab se parsh mai condom ho ya na ho tulsi ka pata jarure hoga..wo kya hai nai kya pata kabhi jackpot lag jaae aur kise ki chutee chodne ka moka mile jae..to agli ko koe sikayate na rahe.
Conclusion:- Wese andar itni hawas bhari hai ki...ladkiya kahti hai ...ki hume ghuro mate..warna tum aakho se hi pregnet kar doge...ye society ka tam jham na hota na to... Aanya aur ki kasam ...Sab ki maa chode dete...ek ek ki bur ka bum bhosda kar dete.
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ? Ans. Hawaspur ki report 69 ke anusaar, Jene ladkiyo ke pass Son-Sadhan ki kami hoti hai, vo apni chudase ko mitani ki kosis mai majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar hi so jati hai. Yaha dhyaan dene layak baat jo es report mai mention hai vo ye hai ki, ️Yaha son word ka mtlab hai jes ladki ke pass RAJ u/f humare SAAND jesa son nahi ho. ️Aur yaha Sadhan word ka mtlab hai..na loki, na gazar aur na hi Khera aur na hi belen. Hence, it is clear that jab kise ladki ke pass in son-sadhno ki kami ho to vo majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar so jati hai.
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai maine ye swale google kiya par mujhe koe jawab nahi mila. Es liye jo ab tke maine apni Sexshikao se sekha uske aadhar par mai eska answer duga. According to My Sexshikao, Ladki chahe dudh ki tarah safed ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur aur gaand ka ched failne lagta hai..aur samye k saath vo fhul jata hai. Dusra parivartane , uske rang mai aata hai...jese sher ki naak uski umar batati hai...usse tarike se ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand ke ched ka rang ye batata hai ki vo kitne chudi hai. ● Note 1:- Ye jaruri nahi ki har ladki ki bur ka rang chodne par dhere dhere kala ho jae...ye aapki skin tone par depend karta hai..par ha ye 100% sach hai ki rang fhika to jarure padega. ●Note 2:- Gaand ke ched par aapke skin tone ka ghanta fharake padeta hai...Agar ladkiya gaand marwaegi to 101% unki gaand ka rang kala hoga. (Yadhi sandhe ho to pornhub par bhoute saare documentirs hai...jes mai laakho sexhikao ne ye sandhe mitane k liye..din raat ki kadi mehnate ki hai...aap une documentries ko dekho...mai dawe se kahe sakta hu aapke sabhi if or but clear ho jaege)
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ? Ans. According to Hawaspur, Es ka answer hai chuche..aur ese karn chucho ko biology mai "Horny nipples" kahte hai. Es phenomenon ko he Chudas effect kahte hai.
Note 1:- Jes tarah chudase chadne par aadmi ka ling apni aukate par aa jata hai..usse tarah chudase chadne par ladkiyo ke chuche apni aukaate par aa jate hai..aur tane kar bade ho jate hai.
Note 2:- Ye prikiriya aadmiyo mai bhi hoti hai...par unmai es ka aaar itna kam hota hai...jese karne , hum ese neligilble kar sakte hai.
(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ? Ans. According Google, Jes jes bur mai 1 hafte tke betel leaf ki patiyo ki dala kar rakha jae to uska ched pahle ke comparison mai tight ho jata hai. Aur aaj kal himari sexshika , Documentries banane ke karn rojj raat ko sone se pahle... apni karm bhumi par betal leaf ki cream lagati hai...taaki hume documentries dekhne mai koe dekate na ho...unki ye mahanta dekh kar maire to lund se pani bahne laga.
According to SAAND-SAHITA, Jes jes bur mai SAAND ka lund ghusta hai...vo chute chae jetni dheli ho..saand k lund k aage ..vo tight ho jati hai...par bichari ko pata nahi chaar dine ki kasawate hai, Ek baar SAAND ne chode diya to phire to ZINDAGI bhar ki Dhilawate hai.
(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ? Ans. Lanate hai humare mardangi par agar hum chudasi ladki ko na pahchane paae...Evolution sirf bahar huva hai andar se aaj bhi sabhi JAANWAR hai...agar hum logo ka bass chale na ...dekh kar ghabin kar de ladkiyo ko...aur wese bhi andar itni hawas bhari padi hai ki....dur se ladki ko dekh kar pata karle ki ye Chudakkad hai ya nahi...kyuki Koe ladki janam se chudakade na hoti...usse chudakkad bannane mai kae ladko ka Haath aur Lund hota hai...aur usse haath ke nissane usski Chahti par aur usse lund ke nisshan uski gaand par hote hai.
Jes Karn ye dono ange hi hadh se jayada bahar nikle huwe hote hai.
Aur jes tarah kachre ke dher mai, ek Kutta khane wali chizz khozz leta hai thik usse tarike se...ek aadmi chudasi ladkiyo ko dhune leta hai. Ese karne to ladkiya kahti hai " All mans are dog."
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ? Ans. According to google, Cockroch jo hai vo sir kaatne k baade bhi hafto tke , zinda rahta hai. Aur earthworm jo hoti hai, unhe jaha se kata jae, wo part hi sir ki tarah kaam karta hai. Par esa ek bhi jeev macroscopic level par na mila jes ka sir wapas uske sharire se jude jaae. Ese liye ye question out of syallbus hai...hume eske extra marks chahiye. Ek minute..Chodu mode on Chodu mode mai mujhe ek esa jeev nazar aa raha hai..jes ka sir kaatne par vo marta nahi balki wapas apne sharir se jude jata hai....Aur ye Jeev....har Lunddhari ke roop mai mujhe nazar aa raha hai...Jes mai har Lund ka sir kise yoni ya gaand mai jata hai...jaha charamsukh paane par...vo lunddhari ka lund apna prasaad waha chode kar wapas apne sharire se aakar jude jata hai.
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ? Ans. Eska answer google kiya to mrit saagar...bole to dead sea answer aaya..par jaha koe machhli ho hi na.. waha apna lund lejakar mai kya karu...so dead sea jana cancel. (11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ? Ans. Eska uttar hai , sarso ka tel gharam kar ke usko lund par lagao...aur phire muthh maro...1 saal k darmaya lund itna mota aur lambha ho jae ga ki ...chudai mai maza aae ga. Mota aur lamba lund hone ka pahla fayada hai ki Har position mai...chudai karne mai maza aaega. Aur ek fayada aur ye hai ki lund khada hone ka ahsaas ladkiyo ko durr se hi kara sakte hai...vo kya hai na ladkiyo ka favourite fruit hota hai banana...kyuki agar banana ko sahi tarike se gharam kiya to ..kela lene mai unko maza Aaega..aur wahi groundnut ladkiyo ko biklul bhi pasand nahi hai..kyuki groundnut ko kitne bui gharam karlo ...jayada gharam hote hi vo...kise kaam ki nahi rahti. (12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Es question k 3 possible answer hai , es karn teeno answer niche likhe hue hai,
According to google, Dead sea ladki ko pilao...ye natural vigra ki tarah kaam karta hai...es ke extra dose pene ke baade ladki khude taang phela kar beth jaae.
According to Sexshika's, Eska utaar simple hai...ek to pyaar ki nishani pila do...bole to cum ..vo usse pe kar aur chudasi ho jae gi...aur phire aap unke saath ek round aur kar sakte ho...es process ko jab tke repeat kare jab tke aapka mann na bhar jaae...aur jab mann bhar jaae to apan paani unke chucho aur muhh par chode de...esa karne par process puri ho jae gi.
According to BDSM-Shahita, Aap ladki ko pahle je bhar ke chodu..uske baade usse ghutno ke bal betha do...aur uske sammne jakar usske upar apni pichkari chode do...es pichkari ki daar uske muhh par hone chahiye...jese vo ghat ghat kar k pile..aur jo rah jae...usse usko golden shower mile jaae.
(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ? Ans. Mujhe to burr lage rahi hai...baaki pata nahi...Kyuki agar bur hai...to mazze hai baaki...chara ho ya bechara apan ko kya...apne ko to sirf chodne se mtlab hai.
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ? Ans.Dekho hum, discrimination nahi karte...humara mane na hai ki Ladki chahiye ho jese, Bur bus uski hone chahiye chodne jesi Aur wese bhi, showroom sab ka alag hota hai godaam to sab ka ek sa hai. Aur humko showroom se kya lena dena.. esli maal to godaam mai hota hai. Agar personality ke hissab se bolu to, japanese type hoti hai na...wese aawaz nikalne wali ho...to aur maza aata hai.
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Kahte hai ki unki chutee ko chaatne se aur chuchiyo ko chussne se ladkiya chudasi ho jati hai...wese ANALMOM naam ki series mai humari Sexshika ne dekhaya tha ki gaand ka ched chatne se bhi ladkiya chuasi ho jati hai.
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ? Ans. Eska sahi answer hai, surname kyuki...agar uske pati ka chota hai..to uske es dukh ko durr karne k liye SAAND jese devar kab kaam aaege. Jab pati ke saamne, uski patni ko chodu...aur uska pati khude aapka josh ye kah kar badhae ki ...aaur tezz chodu meri biwi ko....to ketty perry ki kasam maza aa jae. (17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ? Ans. Eska answer niche diya gaya hai, According to google, Nigeriya ki ek mahila ne , insaan ki jagah ek jaanwar ko janam diya tha.
But jese waha ke aadmiyo ke lund hote hai...mujhe to ye lagta hai...hawas se bhare bhoute saare jaanwar waha ghum rahe hai.
According to SAAND-SAHITA, Ye desh india hi hai, jaha Malti naam ki ek aurat ne insaan ki jagah SAAND jese janwar ko janam diya hai...jesne Bade ho kar bina kise bhed-bhaav ke sab ki ek tarah hi Fhade kar rakh di...ese mahan mata ko maire tarf se 51 mutho ka Salam.
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ? Ans. According to Hawas-pedia , Es Chaay ki pati, Kala ghoda..Safed Ghoda hoti hai...wah es Chaay mai Flibanserin naam ki dawai ki 5 drop ko dala kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jayada chudasi ho...chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain...es dawai ke asar ke karn vo apne sage baap se chude jaae..vo bhi taang phela kar...aur kise ke lund ki too kya baat hai. Es k ese ghatak results ke karn , ye medicien sirf black market mai bikti hai vo bhi lakho mai...aur normal roop se ye ban hai.
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ? Ans. Google karen par pata chala ki cotton ka poudha tha. According to Tharak-Sahita, Outer space mai cotton hona hi nahi chaiye..sab ko nude hi hona Chahiye...esa rule hona chahiye ki outer space mai koe khapde na pahne...es liye jo earth pai hai na...roti..kapda..makaan Usse tarike se outer space mai, Roti...Chudai...aur Chudai hone Chahiye ki jes ka jab mann ho jese chaho chode lo...sab open mai intemate kare...imazine kar ke lund khada ho gaya...sach mai agar esa nazara saamne ho to..muhh se ek hi baat nikle...waah kya seen hai.
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? Ans. According to Tharak-pedia, Jes aadmi ka lund pahle se khada ho...vo Chahiye viyagara khae ya shilajit...uska lund khada nahi hoga...kyuki vo pahle se khada hai. According to Chodu mode,
Aadmi ka Lund, Na rishta dekhta hai, Na Samaye dekhta hai aur Na hi Umar. Es karne jab koe ladki uske saamne ho to uss ke aakarshan ke karne aadmi ka lund khada rahta hai...wahi jab koe ladki saamne na ho to uski yaade mai khada rahta hai....Par rahta humesha khada hai.
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Series- SAAND_02_CGET Maximum Marks :69 Time:- 69 min. GENERAL INSTRUCTION for all CHODU'S:- Answer any 15 que. And remember last one is compulsory.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swale google kiya to uttar Dealer Village aaya jo Assam State mai hai. Jeska mtlab ki beti ki shuhag-raate se pahle sasu ki daamade-raat mane jati hai. In short pahle sasu ki pitch par bating karni hai...aur uske baad beti ke saath bande kamre mai 20-20 .Ye jankari to sab ko pata hai(by google devta).
Math or Physics ki tarah ek baar yaha bhi ye situatin assume kare to kare tooh,
Maa kasam kitna maza aae jaha, jayadtar jagah sasu shadi se pahle hone wale daamad ka naak pakadti hai wahi, yaha sasu apne hone wale daamad ka lund pakadeti hai.
Aur phir puri raat sasu or dammad chudai karte hai...aur eska pata sab ko hota hai.
Imagin karo subh jab daamad aur sasu kamre se bahare aate hai...tab sasur saamne khada ho..aur aap usko dekha kar apni sasu ki chuchi pakade...aur apne sasur se kahe ...ki sasur ji chuchiya to aapne kich kich par badi kardi...par thoda bur ke baal bhi saaf karo...agli baar jab mai , sasu maa ko chodu tab inki chute ek dum saaf honi chahiye...wo kya hai na jhato mai bur chodne ka maza nahi aata.
Aur aapki es baat par sasur, haste huve kahai ki ...jesa aap chaho damade ji...apka hukum sir aakho par...agli baar mai khude eski bur ke baal kaate duga..taaki aapko chodne mai koe dikate na ho.
Aur ye sab baate aapki hone wali biwi sune rahi ho...aur phire vo dhire se apni maa ko puche ....maa kisa laga maire hone wale balmaa ka lund.
Aur apni beti ki es baat par sasu mushkara kar kahe...bhoute jor daar...sach batao to kamar tode kar rakh di..damad ji ne. Damad ji ke lund k aage teri bapu ka lund to nuni lage, mai to ye soch rahi ho jab vo tujhe chodege tab tera kya haal hoga...mai to jhel gae par pata nahi tu jhel paegi ya nahi.
Aur phire aap... apni sasu aur hone wali biwi ke piche jakar ...dono ki gaand dabae aur kahe ki Sasu maa chinta mate karo...aapki hi beti hai..jab aap jhel gae to ye bhi jhel legi..aur phire kal shadi hone k baad mai aapko aur aapki beti ko ek saath choduga...aur dono ki gaand aur bur fhadee kar rakh dunga.
Aur ess baat par aapka sasur...haste huve bole...Damade ji , thoda raham kijega.. warna aage ki zindagi mujhe keval hasthmaithun kar ke hi bitane padega.
Jes par aap kuch bole..uss se pahle aapki sasu bole pade ki...vo to aapko bitani padegi he..kyuki mai to ab se sirf maire damade ji ka hi lund lungi..kyuki inhone mujhe bataya ki lund kya hita hai..aur aaj se maire bur mai sirf yahi lund jaega...samjhe
Aur apni sasu ki baat par aap uski gaand daba kar bolo...ki sasu maa gaand ka kya khayal hai
Aur aapki es harkate par aap ki sasu sharma jae...aur dhire se kahe...ki vo bhi aapki hi hai..jab mann kare marlijega
Aur phire aap kaho..mann to abhi ka hai..aur ye kah kar aap apni sasu ko wapas kamre mai le jae..aur usse bed par letai..aur jab aap kamre ka darwaja bande karne k liye mudde to dekhe ki aapki hone wali biwi bhi kamre mai aa gae hai...aur vo ess time gate bande kar rahi hai.
Aur phire aap dono maa beti ko ek saath chode..unki gaand aur bur dono ko chod chod kar fhade kar rakh de...aur aapki chudai ki awaaz sun kar gate k bahar aapka sasur apna lund masaleta rahjae.
Esa scene imagin kar ke he man kar raha hai...ki assam ja kar shadi karlu..kyuki assam is awesome yaar.
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni beti ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ? Ans. Es ka answer na pata mujhe...wese agar eska ulta hota to maza aata...ki baap ke saamne damade uski beti ki seal thode...aur baap vo khune apne haatho se saaf kare...par khambakte esa ho na saka.
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai jab ye swaal google kiya to answer aaya ki tulsi ka pata hai. My Chodu point of view:- Ab aata hu maire chodu point of view par...ab se parsh mai condom ho ya na ho tulsi ka pata jarure hoga..wo kya hai nai kya pata kabhi jackpot lag jaae aur kise ki chutee chodne ka moka mile jae..to agli ko koe sikayate na rahe.
Conclusion:- Wese andar itni hawas bhari hai ki...ladkiya kahti hai ...ki hume ghuro mate..warna tum aakho se hi pregnet kar doge...ye society ka tam jham na hota na to... Aanya aur ki kasam ...Sab ki maa chode dete...ek ek ki bur ka bum bhosda kar dete.
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ? Ans. Hawaspur ki report 69 ke anusaar, Jene ladkiyo ke pass Son-Sadhan ki kami hoti hai, vo apni chudase ko mitani ki kosis mai majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar hi so jati hai. Yaha dhyaan dene layak baat jo es report mai mention hai vo ye hai ki, ️Yaha son word ka mtlab hai jes ladki ke pass RAJ u/f humare SAAND jesa son nahi ho. ️Aur yaha Sadhan word ka mtlab hai..na loki, na gazar aur na hi Khera aur na hi belen. Hence, it is clear that jab kise ladki ke pass in son-sadhno ki kami ho to vo majburi mai apni bur mai ungli daal kar so jati hai.
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ? Ans. Dekho bhai maine ye swale google kiya par mujhe koe jawab nahi mila. Es liye jo ab tke maine apni Sexshikao se sekha uske aadhar par mai eska answer duga. According to My Sexshikao, Ladki chahe dudh ki tarah safed ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur aur gaand ka ched failne lagta hai..aur samye k saath vo fhul jata hai. Dusra parivartane , uske rang mai aata hai...jese sher ki naak uski umar batati hai...usse tarike se ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand ke ched ka rang ye batata hai ki vo kitne chudi hai. ● Note 1:- Ye jaruri nahi ki har ladki ki bur ka rang chodne par dhere dhere kala ho jae...ye aapki skin tone par depend karta hai..par ha ye 100% sach hai ki rang fhika to jarure padega. ●Note 2:- Gaand ke ched par aapke skin tone ka ghanta fharake padeta hai...Agar ladkiya gaand marwaegi to 101% unki gaand ka rang kala hoga. (Yadhi sandhe ho to pornhub par bhoute saare documentirs hai...jes mai laakho sexhikao ne ye sandhe mitane k liye..din raat ki kadi mehnate ki hai...aap une documentries ko dekho...mai dawe se kahe sakta hu aapke sabhi if or but clear ho jaege)
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ? Ans. According to Hawaspur, Es ka answer hai chuche..aur ese karn chucho ko biology mai "Horny nipples" kahte hai. Es phenomenon ko he Chudas effect kahte hai.
Note 1:- Jes tarah chudase chadne par aadmi ka ling apni aukate par aa jata hai..usse tarah chudase chadne par ladkiyo ke chuche apni aukaate par aa jate hai..aur tane kar bade ho jate hai.
Note 2:- Ye prikiriya aadmiyo mai bhi hoti hai...par unmai es ka aaar itna kam hota hai...jese karne , hum ese neligilble kar sakte hai.
(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ? Ans. According Google, Jes jes bur mai 1 hafte tke betel leaf ki patiyo ki dala kar rakha jae to uska ched pahle ke comparison mai tight ho jata hai. Aur aaj kal himari sexshika , Documentries banane ke karn rojj raat ko sone se pahle... apni karm bhumi par betal leaf ki cream lagati hai...taaki hume documentries dekhne mai koe dekate na ho...unki ye mahanta dekh kar maire to lund se pani bahne laga.
According to SAAND-SAHITA, Jes jes bur mai SAAND ka lund ghusta hai...vo chute chae jetni dheli ho..saand k lund k aage ..vo tight ho jati hai...par bichari ko pata nahi chaar dine ki kasawate hai, Ek baar SAAND ne chode diya to phire to ZINDAGI bhar ki Dhilawate hai.
(8). Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ? Ans. Lanate hai humare mardangi par agar hum chudasi ladki ko na pahchane paae...Evolution sirf bahar huva hai andar se aaj bhi sabhi JAANWAR hai...agar hum logo ka bass chale na ...dekh kar ghabin kar de ladkiyo ko...aur wese bhi andar itni hawas bhari padi hai ki....dur se ladki ko dekh kar pata karle ki ye Chudakkad hai ya nahi...kyuki Koe ladki janam se chudakade na hoti...usse chudakkad bannane mai kae ladko ka Haath aur Lund hota hai...aur usse haath ke nissane usski Chahti par aur usse lund ke nisshan uski gaand par hote hai.
Jes Karn ye dono ange hi hadh se jayada bahar nikle huwe hote hai.
Aur jes tarah kachre ke dher mai, ek Kutta khane wali chizz khozz leta hai thik usse tarike se...ek aadmi chudasi ladkiyo ko dhune leta hai. Ese karne to ladkiya kahti hai " All mans are dog."
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ? Ans. According to google, Cockroch jo hai vo sir kaatne k baade bhi hafto tke , zinda rahta hai. Aur earthworm jo hoti hai, unhe jaha se kata jae, wo part hi sir ki tarah kaam karta hai. Par esa ek bhi jeev macroscopic level par na mila jes ka sir wapas uske sharire se jude jaae. Ese liye ye question out of syallbus hai...hume eske extra marks chahiye. Ek minute..Chodu mode on Chodu mode mai mujhe ek esa jeev nazar aa raha hai..jes ka sir kaatne par vo marta nahi balki wapas apne sharir se jude jata hai....Aur ye Jeev....har Lunddhari ke roop mai mujhe nazar aa raha hai...Jes mai har Lund ka sir kise yoni ya gaand mai jata hai...jaha charamsukh paane par...vo lunddhari ka lund apna prasaad waha chode kar wapas apne sharire se aakar jude jata hai.
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ? Ans. Eska answer google kiya to mrit saagar...bole to dead sea answer aaya..par jaha koe machhli ho hi na.. waha apna lund lejakar mai kya karu...so dead sea jana cancel. (11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ? Ans. Eska uttar hai , sarso ka tel gharam kar ke usko lund par lagao...aur phire muthh maro...1 saal k darmaya lund itna mota aur lambha ho jae ga ki ...chudai mai maza aae ga. Mota aur lamba lund hone ka pahla fayada hai ki Har position mai...chudai karne mai maza aaega. Aur ek fayada aur ye hai ki lund khada hone ka ahsaas ladkiyo ko durr se hi kara sakte hai...vo kya hai na ladkiyo ka favourite fruit hota hai banana...kyuki agar banana ko sahi tarike se gharam kiya to ..kela lene mai unko maza Aaega..aur wahi groundnut ladkiyo ko biklul bhi pasand nahi hai..kyuki groundnut ko kitne bui gharam karlo ...jayada gharam hote hi vo...kise kaam ki nahi rahti. (12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Es question k 3 possible answer hai , es karn teeno answer niche likhe hue hai,
According to google, Dead sea ladki ko pilao...ye natural vigra ki tarah kaam karta hai...es ke extra dose pene ke baade ladki khude taang phela kar beth jaae.
According to Sexshika's, Eska utaar simple hai...ek to pyaar ki nishani pila do...bole to cum ..vo usse pe kar aur chudasi ho jae gi...aur phire aap unke saath ek round aur kar sakte ho...es process ko jab tke repeat kare jab tke aapka mann na bhar jaae...aur jab mann bhar jaae to apan paani unke chucho aur muhh par chode de...esa karne par process puri ho jae gi.
According to BDSM-Shahita, Aap ladki ko pahle je bhar ke chodu..uske baade usse ghutno ke bal betha do...aur uske sammne jakar usske upar apni pichkari chode do...es pichkari ki daar uske muhh par hone chahiye...jese vo ghat ghat kar k pile..aur jo rah jae...usse usko golden shower mile jaae.
(13). Agal Bagal Chaara, Beech Mein Indaara ...ka sahi matlab kya hai ? Ans. Mujhe to burr lage rahi hai...baaki pata nahi...Kyuki agar bur hai...to mazze hai baaki...chara ho ya bechara apan ko kya...apne ko to sirf chodne se mtlab hai.
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ? Ans.Dekho hum, discrimination nahi karte...humara mane na hai ki Ladki chahiye ho jese, Bur bus uski hone chahiye chodne jesi Aur wese bhi, showroom sab ka alag hota hai godaam to sab ka ek sa hai. Aur humko showroom se kya lena dena.. esli maal to godaam mai hota hai. Agar personality ke hissab se bolu to, japanese type hoti hai na...wese aawaz nikalne wali ho...to aur maza aata hai.
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ? Ans. Kahte hai ki unki chutee ko chaatne se aur chuchiyo ko chussne se ladkiya chudasi ho jati hai...wese ANALMOM naam ki series mai humari Sexshika ne dekhaya tha ki gaand ka ched chatne se bhi ladkiya chuasi ho jati hai.
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ? Ans. Eska sahi answer hai, surname kyuki...agar uske pati ka chota hai..to uske es dukh ko durr karne k liye SAAND jese devar kab kaam aaege. Jab pati ke saamne, uski patni ko chodu...aur uska pati khude aapka josh ye kah kar badhae ki ...aaur tezz chodu meri biwi ko....to ketty perry ki kasam maza aa jae. (17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ? Ans. Eska answer niche diya gaya hai, According to google, Nigeriya ki ek mahila ne , insaan ki jagah ek jaanwar ko janam diya tha.
But jese waha ke aadmiyo ke lund hote hai...mujhe to ye lagta hai...hawas se bhare bhoute saare jaanwar waha ghum rahe hai.
According to SAAND-SAHITA, Ye desh india hi hai, jaha Malti naam ki ek aurat ne insaan ki jagah SAAND jese janwar ko janam diya hai...jesne Bade ho kar bina kise bhed-bhaav ke sab ki ek tarah hi Fhade kar rakh di...ese mahan mata ko maire tarf se 51 mutho ka Salam.
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ? Ans. According to Hawas-pedia , Es Chaay ki pati, Kala ghoda..Safed Ghoda hoti hai...wah es Chaay mai Flibanserin naam ki dawai ki 5 drop ko dala kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jayada chudasi ho...chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain...es dawai ke asar ke karn vo apne sage baap se chude jaae..vo bhi taang phela kar...aur kise ke lund ki too kya baat hai. Es k ese ghatak results ke karn , ye medicien sirf black market mai bikti hai vo bhi lakho mai...aur normal roop se ye ban hai.
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ? Ans. Google karen par pata chala ki cotton ka poudha tha. According to Tharak-Sahita, Outer space mai cotton hona hi nahi chaiye..sab ko nude hi hona Chahiye...esa rule hona chahiye ki outer space mai koe khapde na pahne...es liye jo earth pai hai na...roti..kapda..makaan Usse tarike se outer space mai, Roti...Chudai...aur Chudai hone Chahiye ki jes ka jab mann ho jese chaho chode lo...sab open mai intemate kare...imazine kar ke lund khada ho gaya...sach mai agar esa nazara saamne ho to..muhh se ek hi baat nikle...waah kya seen hai.
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ? Ans. According to Tharak-pedia, Jes aadmi ka lund pahle se khada ho...vo Chahiye viyagara khae ya shilajit...uska lund khada nahi hoga...kyuki vo pahle se khada hai. According to Chodu mode,
Aadmi ka Lund, Na rishta dekhta hai, Na Samaye dekhta hai aur Na hi Umar. Es karne jab koe ladki uske saamne ho to uss ke aakarshan ke karne aadmi ka lund khada rahta hai...wahi jab koe ladki saamne na ho to uski yaade mai khada rahta hai....Par rahta humesha khada hai.
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MLA (gusse me)—uss police walo ko..jo mujhse juban lada rahi thi, usko diya hua time bhi poora ho gaya hai...kya naam tha uska...haan, DSP Damini..jao aur use yaha utha lao Sali ko. Aaj jab use poori nangi kar ke chod chod kar uski bur ka bhosda banaunga tab use pata chalega ki mujhse bahas karne ka kya anzam hota hai..Sali mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi..jao, pakad lao uss bhosdi DSP Damini ko.....
Uska adesh milte hi 8-10 admi turant gadi le kar nikal gaye....
Ab Aage.............
Uss samay damini apne ghar (govt quarter) me thi aur apni maa aur shashi se raat ki ghatna par baate kar rahi thi, jab unn dono ne damini ke munh se raj ke jinda hone ki baat suni to vah dono bhi shocked rah gayi.
Revti (shocked)—kyaa, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai ?
Shashi (hairan)—haan didi...jarur aapko dhokha hua hoga..ye nahi ho sakta..raj sir ko to mare huye bahut saal ho gaye hain aur ye baat to poora india janta hai..
Damini—main sach kah rahi hu..jitni hairani tum dono ko ho rahi hai sun kar, usse jyada hairani to mujhe bhi huyi thi jab maine unhe dekha to ? meri aankhe itna bada dhokha nahi kha sakti..
Shashi—phir to aapne jarur unki shakal surat se milte julte admi ko dekha hoga...maine suna hai ki ek hi admi ki shakal ke saat log hote hain duniya me, ye bhi unhi me se koi hoga..bhala murda bhi kabhi jinda hota hai ?
Revti—mujhe bhi iss baat par yakin nahi ho raha beti...kyonki agar ye sach hota to tu khud hi soch ki raj ji itne salo tak apne marne ki khabar sunne ke baad bhi sabki nazro se door rahe ?
Damini—ab main tum dono ko kaise yakin dilaaun ...? pahle mujhe bhi shak hua tha, main bhi aisa hi kuch soch rahi thi..apni aankhon ke samne raj sir ko dekhne ke baad bhi mujhe vishwas nahi ho raha tha..lekin phir kuch aisa hua ki na chahte huye bhi mujhe iss par vishwas karna hi pada..
Shashi—kyon, aisa kya ho gaya tha didi ?
Damini—agar main ye maan bhi lu ki maine jise dekha, vo raj nahi balki unka koi humshakal hai ye koi sanyog ho sakta hai par vahi awaz, vahi baat karne ka tarika, raj sir ke unhi dosto ka unke paas milna aur sabse badi baat ki unki vahi family ka bhi unke sath milna, yaha tak ki unka naam raj hi hona..itni sab baate to sirf sanyog nahi ho sakti na ? inhi sab baato ke kaaran maine samajha ki ye koi aur nahi balki vahi sp raj sir hi hain..iske baad bhi tum dono kya kahogi, meri aankho ka dhokha ?
Revti (hairan)—ajeeb baat hai..
Shashi—ab to aapne mujhe bhi sochne par vivash kar diya didi ...
Revti—lekin vo itne din tak the kaha aur sabke samne kyon nahi aaye ?
Damini—ye to main nahi janti maa..agli baar jab unse milungi tab jarur puchungi..
Shashi—didi, unhe yaha ghar par bulana na..
Damini—hmmm
Damini subah bhi hospital gayi thi raj se milne kintu tab tak raj hospital se discharge ho kar ghar ja chuka tha lihaza vah chodu gang se mil kar vapis duty par chali gayi.
Vahi dusri taraf iron man aur sorbobhuk ke puchne par jab prem pujari ne bataya ki MLA, abhay ka sala hai to sunkar dono chounk gaye
Dono (shocked)—kyaaaa ?
Prem pujari—haan yaar..isiliye to tension aur badh gayi hai..
Sorbobhuk—ye to tension wali baat hi hai..
Iron man—iska matlab ki jis abhay se bachane ke liye hum sabko yaha laye the, ab iss MLA ke jariye use pata chal jayega ki raj ki family yaha par hai..aur phir se vahi uska lafda chalu ho jayega..sala na jane ab kya karega ?
Sorbobhuk—iska matlab ki ab raj aur uski family par khatra pahle se kahi jyada hoga ?
Prem pujari—hmmm
Sorbobhuk—phir to hame jald se jald apni chodu team me kuch logo ko bharti karna chahiye bhai..
Iron man—karna to chahiye lekin kaise ? problem to phir vahi aa kar ruk jati hai na bhai..
Prem pujari—iss samasya ka ab to sirf ek hi upay hai hamare paas...
Dono—kyaa ?
Prem pujari—hame apne purane raj ko ek baar phir se jinda karna hoga..
Iron man—main kuch samjha nahi..
Sorbobhuk—lekin raj ab hai kaha jo hum use jinda karenge bhai ?
Iron man—kahi tumhara ishara..?
Prem pujari—hmmm...main apne hi raj ki baat kar raha hu..hame use duniya ke samne purana vahi sp raj bana kar samne lana hoga...
Sorbobhuk—nahii..nahii..isme bahut risk hai...khas kar ke raj ki jaan ko bahut khatra ho sakta hai isme..
Prem pujari—sirf yahi ek upay hai hamare paas ab..use raj ke roop me samne laate hi use phir se apni vahi power mil jayengi aur tab hum saralta se apni team me naye log shamil kar sakte hain..
Iron man—lekin ye hoga kaise ? iske liye to hame raj ko taiyar karna hoga aur use vo sab batana hoga jo aaj tak hum sab usse chhupate aaye hain..
Prem pujari—ek na ek din to use sab pata chalna hi hai...ab jabki abhay ko sabke yaha hone ki khabar milegi tab to sabki jaan khatre me pad jayegi aur hum kuch nahi kar payenge..usse achcha hoga ki hum khud hi use sab bata de..
Iron man—lekin bhai, tumne ye kaise soch liya ki hum iss raj ko uss purane raj ki jagah khada kar denge aur koi use pahchanega nahi ? uss raj aur iss raj ki age me dharti aasman ka fark hai bhai ?
Sorbobhuk—damini madam ne bhi to nahi pahchan payi bhai, ye kyon bhool rahe ho bhai ?
Iron man—damini madam nahi pahchan payi to iska ye matlab thode hi hai ki aur koi nahi pahchan payega ya iss par kisi ka dhyan jayega hi nahi ? aur bhai, damini ke na pahchan sakne ke piche kuch kaaran the. Ek, iss raj aur uss raj ki shakal ek jaisi hona, dusra, hamara taha raj ke paas milna, teesra, iss raj ka naam bhi raj hona..choutha, uss raj ki family ka iss raj ke pass milna. Aur sabse mukhya kaaran ye tha jiski vajah se damini ka dhyan raj ki age ki taraf nahi gaya, vo ye tha ki damini ne raj ko raat me dekha tha, vo bhi tab jab vo behad ghayal halat me unhe mila tha..aise me uska poora dhyan raj ki shakal dekhte hi use turant hospital pahuchane par tha.
Prem pujari—iska upay bhi maine soch liya hai bhai...
Sorbobhuk—kya ?
Prem pujari—bhai, jab make up ke jariye young kamal hasan ko hindustani aur chachi 420 movie me old age ka dikha sakte hain to kya hum apne raj ko thodi jyada age ka nahi dikha sakte..?
Iron man—kya raj iske liye taiyar hoga ? aur uski family se kya kahenge ?
Prem pujari—hum raj ko padhne ke liye videsh bhejne ki baat karenge..
Sorbobhuk—vo kabhi nahi bhejenge ?
Prem pujari—jab unhe vaishali aur raj ke sath huyi farm house ki asli ghatna aur MLA-abhay ke sambandho ka pata chalega, tab bhi nahi kya ?
Sorbobhuk—to kya hame uss ghatna ke baare me sab batana padega ?
Iron man—batana to padega hi..tabhi vo raj ko bhejenge..
Prem pujari—to phir theek hai, kal hum raj se baat karenge iss baare me..kyonki farm house me huyi ghatna ne ye sabit kar diya ki iss raj me vo sabhi gun hain jo hamare uss raj me the.
Agle din raj khud hi hospital pahuch gaya, jaha use saari baate pata chali, tab usne chodu team me bharti karne ke liye ek quiz contest taiyar kiya.
Note : Niche diye gaye question me se kam se kam 15 sawalo ke jawab dena anivarya hai, jisme se antim question sabhi ke liye compulsory hai. Agar koi jyada sawalo ke jawab dena chahe to de sakta hai, sabse adhik sahi jawab dene wale 10 candidates ko chodu team me shamil hone ka medal diya jayega.
(1). India ke kis rajya me shadi hone ke baad dulhe ko, shadi se pahle, dulhan ki maa ko chodna padta hai, ye vaha ka riwaj hai ?
(2). India ke kis gaon me ye riwaaj hai ki apni ki shadi se pahle, uska apna saga baap hi uski bur ki seal todta hai ?
(3). Chodne se karib ek ghante pahle kis ped ka ek patta khane se lund ka pani ek ghante tak nahi nikalta aur lund lohe ki rod ki tarah khada rahta hai ?
(4). Koun si ladkiya apni bur me ungli daal kar hi so jati hain ?
(5). Jyada chodne se ladkiyo ka koun sa ang kaala pad jata hai ?
(6). Jab ladkiya chudasi hoti hain to unka koun sa ang phool jata hai ?
(7). Bur me kya dalne se bur ka chhed tight hota hai ?
(8_. Chudakkad ladki ya aurat ki sharirik pahchan kya hai ?
(9). Aisa koun sa jeev hai jiska sir kaat kar alag kar dene par bhi vah marta nahi hai balki uska sir phir se apne sharir se jud jata hai ?
(10). Aisa koun sa samundra hai jisme ek bhi machhliya nahi payi jati hain ?
(11). Lund me kya lagaane se vah mota aur lamba ho jata hai ?
(12). Ladkiyo ya aurato ko kya pilaane se vah bahut jyada chudasi ho jati hain ?
(14). Kis tarah ki ladki ko chodne me jyada maza aata hai ?
(15). Ladkiyo ke kis ang ko chaatne se vah jaldi chudasi ho jati hain ?
(16). Shadi ke baad pati ka chota ya bada, patni ko lena hi padta hai..kya ?
(17). Kis desh ki aurat ne insaan ki jagah janwar ko janam diya hai ?
(18). Chaay me kya mila kar pilaane se ladkiya bahut jyada chudwane ke liye utavali ho jati hain ?
(19). Chaand par ugaya gaya sabse pahla poudha koun sa hai ?
(20). Kis admi ka lund viyagra khane ke baad bhi khada nahi hota hai ?
Agli subah jab vo police station ja rahi thi, tabhi raste me achanak kuch logo ne use gher liya.
Ye shetty ke hi admi the, jinhe usne damini ko pakad kar laane ke liye bheja tha, choonki damini ne unhe farm house par dekha tha isliye vah fauran samajh gayi.
Damini—kya badatmizi hai ye ? tum logo ne mera rasta kyon roka aur apni ye khatara hatao samne se ?
Admi 1—jyada bahas nahi..chal chupchap baith ja hamari gadi me..
Damini—chupchap apni gadi hata lo samne se warna....
Admi 2—bhai, ye to ulta hame dhamki de rahi hai...hahahaha
Admi 1—pakad lo Sali ko...
Uske baad vo sabhi damini par jhapat pade, halanki damini ne unme se kuch ko to apni laat ghoonso se adhmara kar hi diya tha lekin itne logo ka akeli kab tak samna karti..unhone pakad kar jabardasti use apni gadi me daal kar vaha se chale gaye..aur use le ja kar MLA ke samne patak diya...
Apne samne MLA ko dekh kar vah thoda ghabra gayi, vo achchi tarah samajh chuki thi ki vah kis tarah ka admi hai, use apni izzat lutne ka darr satane laga tha.
Damini (tezi se)—iss tarah mujhe yaha jabardasti laane ka kya matlab hai MLA sahab ?
MLA—ssssss..chup...yaha mere alawa kisi ko ooncha bolne ki ijazat nahi hai..tujhe maine apne bete ke qatil ko pakadne ke liye ek din ka time diya tha...aaj uss baat ko 36 ghante hone ko aaye hain.. bata kaha hai mere bete ka qatil ?
Damini—police apna kaam kar rahi ...jald hi vo pakda jayega sir...
MLA—maine tujhe ek din ka time dete samay kaha tha na ki agar 24 ghante me mere bete ke qatil ko nahi pakad payi to main tujhe nangi kar ke apne bistar me apne niche sulaunga..tu to apna vada poora nahi kar saki, lekin ab main apna vada jarur poora karunga..
Damini (piche hatte huye)—maine aisa koi vada nahi kiya tha sir...
MLA—tune nahi kiya to kya hua, commissioner ne to kiya tha aur ye case tujhe diya tha..uss din tu mujhe tamiz sikha rahi thi na,,ab dekh main kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur phadta hu..mujhe tamiz sikhane chali thi tu..Sali do koudi ki randi...
MLA ko apni taraf badhte dekh vah samajh gayi ki ab uski izzat khatre me hai, vah palat kar tezi se darwaje ki taraf bhagi kintu darwaja to pahle hi shetty ke admi bahar se band kar chuke the, ab damini samajh chuki thi ki vah MLA ke shikanje me buri tarah se phans chuki hai.
MLA—bhag aur bhag...yaha se bhag kar ab tu kahi nahi ja sakti...ab teri bur ko phatne se koi nahi bacha sakta....
Damini (gigidate huye)—pls sir..mujhe jane dijiye...apni uss din ki galti ke liye main aapse mafi mangti hu..pls sir..
MLA—galti ki hai to uski saza bhi bhogni hi padegi...chal jaldi se apne kapde utar kar nangi hoti hai ya phir ye shubh kaam bhi mujhe hi karna padega..?
Damini—pls..sir..mujhe jane do..pls...
MLA—Sali tu aise nahi manegi...main hi ab tujhe nangi karta hu..aaj se ab tu meri rakhail ban ke rahegi...
Damini ghabra kar kamre me idhar udhar bhagne lagi, cheeze utha utha kar uske upar phenkne lagi, magar vo kab tak havash ke bhookhe bhediye se bach pati, akhir me usne use daboch hi liya.
MLA ne pakad kar use apne bistar par gira diya aur khud uske upar chadh baitha..damini kisi par kate pankshi ki tarah uske niche chhatpatane lagi.
Damini—aaaahhh...mahiiii...chhod do mujhe...aaaaaa.....bachaooo...nahiiiii
MLA—ab bhag kaha bhagegi ? tere doodh to vardi ke upar se bahut bade bade lag rahe hain... unhe nange kar ke dekhu to jara, kaise dikhte hain ?
Damini—chhod do mujhe..kamine...warna tu jinda nahi bachega...aaaahhhhh
MLA—koun maarega mujhe, tu..hahaha ?
Damini—aaaahhh...vahi jisne tere sapole bete ko mara hai....lagta hai ki tere bhi papo ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....tu bhi apne bete ki tarah kutte ki mout mara jayega...aaaaaaa
MLA—mujhe maarne wala koi paida nahi hua samjhi...iss shahar ka bhagwan main khud hu.. sabki kismat likhta aur mitata hu...poora shahar mere naam se that thar kaampta hai, isliye tu meri chhod aur apni bur ki soch jo aaj mere lund se phategi....
Damini (rote huye)—nahiiiii...aaaaaa.....nahiiiii
MLA ne ek jhatke me damini ki shirt phad di...bra me chhupe huye uske doodh ki golaaiyan dekh kar shetty ke munh se laar tapakne lagi. Vo bra ke upar se uske doodh pakadne hi wala tha ki damini ne uski dono taango ke beech me kas ke laat jama di.
MLA kuch der ke liye vahi apna lund pakad ke lot pot hone laga, mouka milte hi damini uski giraft se azad ho gayi aur jaldi se apna phata hua shirt apne badan me lapet kar bistar se niche utar gayi.
Damini (gusse me)—tu apne aap ko iss shahar ka bhagwan samajhata hai na ? tu kya samajhta hai ki tujhe koi maar nahi sakta ? tujhe bhi vahi maarega jisne tere bete ko mara hai..aur haan, main achchi tarah se janti hu ki tere bete ko kisne mara hai..ab teri bari hai..
MLA—aaaaa...koun hai vo ? main use jinda nahi chhodunga...
Damini (gusse me)—jisne bhi tere bete ko mara hai, uska naam sunte hi tu apni pant me moot maarega..
MLA bhi ab tak kuch sambhal chuka tha, damini ki baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama utha aur ek baar phir se usne use daboch liya..
MLA (gusse se)—(damini ke baal nochte huye)..bata bhosdi..koun hai vo..jise apni mout ka darr nahi hai ? koun hai jisne mere bete ko maar kar apni maa bahan chudwana chahta hai mujhse ?
Damini—aaaaahhh...tu to ab gaya MLA..ab to vo teri biwi aur betiyo ko chodega...aur tu kuch nahi kar payega...aaaaaaa
MLA—chataaakkk...Sali..bata koun hai mere bete ka hatyara ?
Damini—tu janna hi chahta hai to sun...vo.. SAAND..hai...
MLA—saand...koun saand ? iss city me mujhse bada saand koi nahi hai...uska naam bata...
Damini—vahi saand,,jiske naam se Black star ki bhi phat jati thi.....SP Raj urf avinash rathod.. urf saand.....
Damini—kyon phat gayi na teri bhi naam sunte hi..hihihi ? jab black star ki phat sakti hai to tu kis khet ki mooli hai...aaaaaaaaaaaa
MLA—Sali tu mujhe chutiya banati hai..poori duniya janti hai ki vo mar chuka hai...ab teri bur nahi bachegi..Sali kutiya..mujhe chodna sikhati hai..
MLA ne ek baar phir se uski shirt ko jabardasti nikal kar door phenk diya aur uske pair ke upar baith kar dono hath pakad liye aur apne daanto se uski pant ki chain khol kar chaddi ke upar se hi damini ki bur chatne laga...
Phir agle hi pal usne uski pant bhi utar phenki...ab damini uske samne chaddi aur bra me asahay padi chilla rahi thi..MLA uski chaddi utarne hi wala tha ki tabhi kuch tootne ki jor ki awaz aayi.
MLA awaz ki disha me palta hi tha ki tabhi uski kanpati ke ek jhannatedar thappad pada aur vo bistar se niche ja gira...jabki udhar dekhte hi damini chounk gayi..
“tadaaakkkkkkk”
MLA—aaaaaaaaa....kkk..koun hai ?
“Phategi, Aaj Se Sabki Phategi Chahe Teri Biwi Ho Ya Ho Koi Raand...Kyonki Phir Se Vapis Aa Gaya Hai Shahar Me Maha Chudakkad Saand”
Answer any 15 que. And remember last one is compulsory.
Maa kasam kitna maza aae jaha, jayadtar jagah sasu shadi se pahle hone wale daamad ka naak pakadti hai wahi, yaha sasu apne hone wale daamad ka lund pakadeti hai.
Aur phir puri raat sasu or dammad chudai karte hai...aur eska pata sab ko hota hai.
Imagin karo subh jab daamad aur sasu kamre se bahare aate hai...tab sasur saamne khada ho..aur aap usko dekha kar apni sasu ki chuchi pakade...aur apne sasur se kahe ...ki sasur ji chuchiya to aapne kich kich par badi kardi...par thoda bur ke baal bhi saaf karo...agli baar jab mai , sasu maa ko chodu tab inki chute ek dum saaf honi chahiye...wo kya hai na jhato mai bur chodne ka maza nahi aata.
Aur aapki es baat par sasur, haste huve kahai ki ...jesa aap chaho damade ji...apka hukum sir aakho par...agli baar mai khude eski bur ke baal kaate duga..taaki aapko chodne mai koe dikate na ho.
Aur ye sab baate aapki hone wali biwi sune rahi ho...aur phire vo dhire se apni maa ko puche ....maa kisa laga maire hone wale balmaa ka lund.
Aur apni beti ki es baat par sasu mushkara kar kahe...bhoute jor daar...sach batao to kamar tode kar rakh di..damad ji ne.
Damad ji ke lund k aage teri bapu ka lund to nuni lage, mai to ye soch rahi ho jab vo tujhe chodege tab tera kya haal hoga...mai to jhel gae par pata nahi tu jhel paegi ya nahi.
Sasu maa chinta mate karo...aapki hi beti hai..jab aap jhel gae to ye bhi jhel legi..aur phire kal shadi hone k baad mai aapko aur aapki beti ko ek saath choduga...aur dono ki gaand aur bur fhadee kar rakh dunga.
Aur ess baat par aapka sasur...haste huve bole...Damade ji , thoda raham kijega.. warna aage ki zindagi mujhe keval hasthmaithun kar ke hi bitane padega.
Jes par aap kuch bole..uss se pahle aapki sasu bole pade ki...vo to aapko bitani padegi he..kyuki mai to ab se sirf maire damade ji ka hi lund lungi..kyuki inhone mujhe bataya ki lund kya hita hai..aur aaj se maire bur mai sirf yahi lund jaega...samjhe
Aur apni sasu ki baat par aap uski gaand daba kar bolo...ki sasu maa gaand ka kya khayal hai
Aur aapki es harkate par aap ki sasu sharma jae...aur dhire se kahe...ki vo bhi aapki hi hai..jab mann kare marlijega
Aur phire aap kaho..mann to abhi ka hai..aur ye kah kar aap apni sasu ko wapas kamre mai le jae..aur usse bed par letai..aur jab aap kamre ka darwaja bande karne k liye mudde to dekhe ki aapki hone wali biwi bhi kamre mai aa gae hai...aur vo ess time gate bande kar rahi hai.
Aur phire aap dono maa beti ko ek saath chode..unki gaand aur bur dono ko chod chod kar fhade kar rakh de...aur aapki chudai ki awaaz sun kar gate k bahar aapka sasur apna lund masaleta rahjae.
Esa scene imagin kar ke he man kar raha hai...ki assam ja kar shadi karlu..kyuki assam is awesome
yaar.
️Yaha son word ka mtlab hai jes ladki ke pass RAJ u/f humare SAAND jesa son nahi ho.
Ladki chahe dudh ki tarah safed ho..par jayda chodne se uski bur aur gaand ka ched failne lagta hai..aur samye k saath vo fhul jata hai.
Dusra parivartane , uske rang mai aata hai...jese sher ki naak uski umar batati hai...usse tarike se ladkiyo ki bur aur gaand ke ched ka rang ye batata hai ki vo kitne chudi hai.
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